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I appreciate that. Thank you for
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watching. Thank you for joining us from
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our our home office in Hollywood,
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California. I'm glad you're here. I'm
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even glad I'm here tonight because my
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favorite guy from all of television,
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David Letterman, is here with us.
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[cheering]
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He'll be joining us to chat about his
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show on Netflix and to share his recipe
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for Christmas corn pudding, which is
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absolutely perfect. This is a big deal
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for me to be in the presence of one of
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my heroes. It's like when Trump gets to
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hang out with Kim Jong-un. You
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understand?
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Uncle Scam was in Pennsylvania tonight
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to outline his fiscal agenda in front of
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a crowd at the Mount Airy Casino Resort.
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And what better place to unveil your
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plan for the economy than a casino.
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Would have done it at one of his own
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casinos, but he bankrupted them all.
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One of the speakers leading up to the
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president was State Representative Ryan
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McKenzie, who um is best known
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nationally for listing his Tinder age as
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29 when he was actually 37.
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>> The president in his administration also
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went to work fixing all the conflicts
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and he has resolved so many conflicts in
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a peaceable fashion that they just gave
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him the FIFA peace prize. How about
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that?
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That's what you call a smattering of
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applause.
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After the speech in the Poconos, Trump
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swung by Gettysburg to take credit for
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ending the Civil War and then it was on.
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Tonight's rally was one of several he
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has planned. The reason he's out talking
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about the economy is because he wants to
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convince us that it's good, which it
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isn't, but we also don't know how bad it
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is because they stop reporting job
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numbers. It's like if the NBA just quit
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keeping score. We won and we won.
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Everybody wins until we get tired of all
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the winning. The good news is Trump says
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his tariffs are bringing in a boatload
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of money. The bad news is Pete Hegathth
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just bombed the boat. So Trump has uh
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promised to, you know, he promised to
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fix the economy on day one. We're now at
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day 323 of a million. And it's finally
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starting to sink in. Nearly 40% of MAGA
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voters say the cost of living is the
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highest they can remember. And 76% of
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American voters have a negative view of
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how things are going financially. But
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that was a poll from those radical
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leftist lunatics at Fox News. That's not
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the the White House has been they've
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been doing trying their best to pin the
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blame on Biden. Um like this putting an
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end to Joe Biden's inflation and
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affordability crisis has been a day one
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priority for President Trump according
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to White House spokesperson Kush Desai
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seen here with the president looking
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like a May December grinder matchup.
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Trump's getting frustrated because, you
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know, he's used to his people just going
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along with what he says. So, and this is
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really his genius. Instead of trying to
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do something about affordability, he's
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just challenging the word affordability
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itself.
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>> Affordability. They just say the word.
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It doesn't mean anything to anybody.
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Affordability is a Democrat scam.
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Affordability is a conj job. They use
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the word affordability. Affordability.
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Affordability. Affordability.
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Affordability. Affordability.
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Affordability. Affordability.
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Uh, affordability. Affordability.
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Affordability. Affordability.
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Affordability. Like, oh. Oh.
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>> Affordability. Affordability.
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Affordability. Affordability. Everyone
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says, "Oh, affordability." And you're
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supposed to say, "Oh,
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>> right. You're supposed to say oh, and no
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one's saying oh."
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>> You know, I wish people would just shut
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up and let the man concentrate on
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building his golden ballroom already. Is
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that too much to ask, GMO? I agree with
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you. Thank you very much.
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>> Trump says he's [applause] very up on
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the economy. [cheering]
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Politico asked him to grade the economy.
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He said he gives it an A+ plus plus plus
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five pluses. And if it wasn't five
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pluses, would he be planning a UFC fight
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on the White House lawn? No. Yes. Oh,
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yes. We got some new details on that
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today. The president is planning to
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build a 5,000 seat arena in front of the
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White House. They scaled it down from
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20,000 to 5,000, which is fine because
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Trump will say it was 100,000 anyway,
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but I guess it was too big. The event
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will take place on June 14th, which just
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happens to be his 80th birthday. Whose
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80th birthday theme is inviting men to
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beat the crap out of each other on his
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own. The most miserable son of a
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in the world, that's who. This is going
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[cheering] TO BE SOMETHING.
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>> [applause]
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>> THIS IS GOING TO be the [cheering]
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weigh-ins for this event will be held at
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the Lincoln Memorial. That is not a
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joke. The same people who are all don't
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you dare desecrate the flag. Totally
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fine with guys in their underpants at
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the foot of Abraham Lincoln. But it's
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his birthday. You know, we have to have
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a party for his birthday. What a child
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he Everyone around him treats him like
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he's three years old. He is three years
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old. He needs a lot of attention. So,
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they let him have a press conference
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every day. He needs immediate
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gratification. They give him a diet coke
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button. He gets constant praise for
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nothing. Oh, you did so good. You're so
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Look how big you are. Your MRI is
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perfect. He gets He takes nap time often
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in the middle of a meeting. They order
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him McDonald's. He gets ice cream after
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dinner every night. He loves to use a
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Sharpie when he's not supposed to. He
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wants to hear the same two songs over
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and over and over again. And he wears
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diapers. He's three years old. If we
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could just GET HIM TO [applause]
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START WATCHING COCO MELON instead of
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Newsmax. Problem solved. Tomorrow,
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Congress will vote on whether to cut
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Pete Hexath's travel budget if he
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doesn't release uh the unedited video of
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that controversial boat strike, which is
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that's quite a punishment. If you don't
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show us that video, you're flying spirit
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from now on. And then we have our
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Secretary of Health and Human Services
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teaming up with Secretary of
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Transportation RFK Jr. and Shawn Duffy
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are working hard to make air travel
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healthy again. They had a PR stunt at
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Reagan National in Washington calling
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for um they did a pull-ups calling for
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workout stations at airports so people
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can work out while they're waiting for
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the plane. I have you know what I like
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this. I can't tell you how many times
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I've been in an airport and thought I
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wish everyone was sweatier here.
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They also want playgrounds for um kids
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and more recreation areas for layovers,
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which yeah, okay, that's one idea. Or,
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and hear me out, maybe just try to have
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the planes leave on time so we don't
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need to come up with [cheering] fun ways
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to hang out at the airport all day.
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[applause]
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Remember when Elon [cheering] came in
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and chainsawed all the air traffic
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controllers? How about we hire some more
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of those instead of the playgrounds?
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Then maybe we won't need Pilates outside
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Chili's to go.
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RFK is also trying to get airports to
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add healthy food options. And he's not
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just encouraging it, he's making it
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happen in a very real way. Every day,
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MILLIONS OF TRAVELERS HAVE NO CHOICE BUT
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TO FILL THEIR BODIES WITH DEEP fried
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ultrarocessed poison. UNTIL NOW,
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INTRODUCING MAHARESH.
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I've spent years doing my own research
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TO BRING YOU A MENU WITH ONLY THE FINEST
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TACO SALAD DEAD BEAR BARBCOA
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CHIMMY CHONGERS BREAST MILK HORANA FROM
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A LADY WHO'S GOT BIG ONES AND AN ALL you
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can eat dimethyl dippamine bar. It's
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DMTicious.
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You'll be doing pull-ups in your clothes
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at the airport in no time. Shoot your
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dog and bring it in. WE'LL COOK IT FOR
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YOU. LOCATED AT MY UNCLE'S AIRPORT,
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TERMINAL 5, NEXT TO VERY ORANGE JULIUS.
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MAHARASH. Eat raw, [screaming] die.
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Uh, he's got a [cheering] bright future
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in voice acting. If the White House
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thing doesn't work out, [applause]
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today was the annual Christmas party at
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the Vice President's House. JD Vance
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welcomed a number of VIP guests,
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including his boss. Trump went to visit
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the Vance House. Uh, which, oh man,
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whatever you do, Mr. President, I hope
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you did not sit on that couch. That's,
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you know, we knew Trump was going to J
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going to JD's day cuz it was listed in
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his official schedule. You can see there
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3:15 the president attends the vice
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president's Christmas reception. And we
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knew he wouldn't stay long because just
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below that it says 3:16 the president
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leaves the vice president's after eating
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all the cookies and calling Vance the
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wrong name. JD Vance has three children.
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and he has two sons and a daughter aged
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8, five, and three, which I'm sure came
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as a total surprise to the president.
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What are these elves? Get them away from
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me. You think Trump brings the kids
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gifts when he comes to visit the house?
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Here you go. We brought you a Mara Lago
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charerie board and a golf ball marker.
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Have a great life. I doubt it. I
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actually went on the Trump crap website
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today and some really great stuff there,
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including this. This is the DJT mallet
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putter cover
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with This is an officially licensed
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item, which means somebody at the Trump
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Organization saw this and said, "He
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looks great.
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That's real yak hair, by the way, just
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like the hair on the president's head."
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This is a big time of the year for
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Magalan because, you know, Trump's deep
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devotion to Christ makes December the
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biggest time for merch sales of the
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year, including uh a lot of things,
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including a new spirit for the Secretary
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of Defense in your life. Eric Trump
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presents Trump Vodka.
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>> Hi everybody, Eric Trump. We're doing
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Trump Vodka and it's going to be the
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greatest vodka anywhere. We're making it
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here in the United States. We're making
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the bottle here in the United States.
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We're incredibly excited about it. I
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can't tell you how much time was spent
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designing the bottle.
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>> Let me guess. Almost none.
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I want to know how much time it takes
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you to open the bottle. And then we have
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Uncle Rudy Giuliani who is hard at work
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outside that dildo shop roasting beans
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to become our first ever disbarred
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barista.
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>> Christmas is coming. If you want to know
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what people want, go to Rudy Coffee and
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get coffee mugs, coffee
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and cold brew, and even shirts. Go there
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right now. Rudy do coffee. Merry
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Christmas.
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>> Make your teeth as brown as America's
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mayors with a carffe of Rudy coffee this
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year. And finally, our old pal Mike
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Lindell graduates from My Pillows to My
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>> What? [laughter]
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One for you and your horse.
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You know what? With gifts like these, I
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finally understand why Melania hates
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Christmas so much.

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Trump was in Pennsylvania today to unveil his fiscal plan, 76% of Americans have a negative view of the economy, the White House has been doing their best to put the blame on Biden, instead of actually trying to do something about affordability he’s just challenging the word itself, we got some new details about Trump planning to have a UFC fight on the White House Lawn on his birthday, everyone around him seems to treat him like a child, RFK Jr and Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy are very busy making air travel healthy again, Trump went to JD Vance’s house for the annual Christmas party, and Jimmy goes through all the junk you can get from the characters in MAGAland for the holidays. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jimmykimmellive?sub_confirmation=1 Follow Jimmy Kimmel on Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TikTok: https://bit.ly/JKLTikTok Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : https://abc.com/show/9bfe2f4f-41ad-4492-a6dd-0b67db180543 About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy® nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live” is well known for its viral video successes, with over 16 billion views and more than 19 million subscribers on the show’s YouTube channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge, Jimmy and Cousin Sal pranking Aunt Chippy and music stars like Rihanna and Dua Lipa surprising Jimmy in the middle of the night.

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