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00:00:00
Welcome one and all to the late show.
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I'm your host Steven Colbear. Folks,
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[cheering]
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you know, ladies and gentlemen, I I
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believe that years from now, I think
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we'll all remember where we were when we
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did not watch Donald Trump's speech last
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night. [cheering]
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Yesterday,
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[applause]
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yesterday, old man Baloney Hands uh
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somehow convinced every network to
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preempt their prime time programming to
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air a presidential address from the
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White House. Now, usually these only
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happen for something really big, like
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George W. Bush declaring the war on
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terror. Uh Obama revealing that American
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forces had killed Bin Laden or Joe Biden
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announcing that the Amtrak dining car
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now has warm cookies. [cheering]
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That was a big one. That was a big
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speech. A big speech.
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>> So, what was the big national emergency
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this time? Tell us, Mr. President.
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>> Good evening, America. 11 months ago, I
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inherited a mess and I'm fixing it and
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it's going to be great.
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Do not be alarmed that the forest has
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begun to reclaim the White House.
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And I know there's no one in this tiny
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room but me and the cameraman right
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there who made sure to crank up this
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giant mic that covers my waddle.
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Now, okay. Now, uh, now that, uh, you've
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got our attention, uh, would you like to
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bellow any economic numbers without
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pausing to breathe?
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>> Under the Biden administration, car
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prices rose 22% and in many states 30%
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or more, gasoline rose 30 to 50%, hotel
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rates rose 37%, airfares rose 31%, now
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under our leadership, they are all
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coming down and coming down fast. Sir,
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based on the speed of that delivery, I
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think you're going to be coming down
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real fast
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because [cheering]
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[applause]
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whatever
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whatever he's on, I'd like some uh daddy
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want speech candy. [laughter]
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I'm not sure what the emergency was here
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other than his poll numbers cuz he just
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played the old hits. We had men playing
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in women's sports, transgender for
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everybody, crime at record levels with
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law enforcement, and words such as that
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just absolutely forbidden. Yes.
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Yes. Words such as that were forbidden.
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Under Biden, you couldn't say that. You
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had to say you had to say this, but over
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there.
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But under Trump, under Donald Trump,
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we're finally saying marry that again.
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It seems like even Trump might have felt
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uncertain about his performance because
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after he finished his speech, he turned
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to the press and said, "You think that's
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easy giving that speech?" "Yeah, I do."
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Watching it, on the other hand,
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then then Trump asked his [cheering]
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staff, "You're very kind. [applause]
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Then Trump asked his chief of staff,
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Susie Wilds, how he had done, and she
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said, "I told you 20 minutes, and you
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were 20 minutes on the dot."
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What a glowing review.
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It's like It's like asking your parents,
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"What'd you think of my flute solo?"
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"Well, I know I'm your dad, but I
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thought it was exactly 3 minutes and 14
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seconds."
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Even Even people in Maggaworld thought
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it was a bad speech. One Trump supporter
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posted, "He seems panicked. I've never
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seen him like this, and I have attended
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42 of his rallies.
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Move over, Hemingway.
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We have a new saddest story ever. For
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sale, baby shoes. I've been to 42 Trump
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rallies."
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Now, one big time MAGA podcaster said of
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the speech, "The charisma was gone. The
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aura was gone. The swagger was gone."
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Yeah, but he still has the rez.
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In fact, rumor has it he wears absorbent
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undergarments for when he rizes himself.
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Gotcha. I beat you to it. Beat you to
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it. Thank you. To make everyone forget
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how bad last night was, he did something
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worse today. Just before taping, we
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learned that Trump's handpicked Kennedy
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Center board voted to rename the Kennedy
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Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.
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[cheering]
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[cheering]
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>> I have a feeling you just found out,
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too.
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>> Yeah, it's true. The official name is
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now the Donald J. Trump and the John F.
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Kennedy [cheering]
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Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.
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He can't have his name on a memorial.
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[laughter] He's alive. Or so his doctors claim.
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Did she Did White House press gremlin
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Caroline Levit
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dropped the news in a tweet saying, "I
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have just been informed that the highly
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respected board of the Kennedy Center
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just voted unanimously to rename the
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Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy
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Center, adding, congratulations to
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President Donald J. Trump, and likewise,
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congratulations to President Kennedy."
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[cheering]
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What?
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Congratulations to President Kennedy.
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[laughter]
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Did she tweet that on her phone or a
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Ouija board?
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Now, legal experts say this is up the
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the name.
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[music]
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I don't want to get technical.
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[cheering]
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I don't want to The name can only be
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changed by an act of Congress. Plus, the
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Kennedy Center is more than just a name.
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Former Kennedy Center President Michael
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Kaiser explained, "We always called it a
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living memorial to President Kennedy. We
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would have a hard time imagining the
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Washington Monument or Lincoln Memorial
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named for someone other than Washington
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or Lincoln." Well, I've got a few ideas.
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So, buckle up, America. Before this is
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over, he's going to rub his balls on
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everything.
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[cheering] I mean, he's just everything.
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Every He's just going to Why not just
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replace the Liberty Bell with Trump? I
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mean, he's got a bigger crack.
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[cheering]
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There you go. [applause and cheering]
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You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking
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all of this nonsense is just to change
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the subject because legally the DOJ must
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release the Epstein files by tomorrow.
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Yes. [cheering] Oh, yes, my friends. Oh,
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yes. [applause]
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It's Ebstein Files Eve. Don't forget to
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leave Santa some cookies and a barf bag.
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The DOJ specifically has to release
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searchable and downloadable copies. And
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here's the kicker. The law says records
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can't be withheld, delayed, or redacted
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due to concerns about embarrassment,
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reputational harm, or political
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sensitivity. Okay, but what if, and hear
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me out here,
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>> what if this is the end of the road for
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you and you've wriggled out of
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everything else, but for some reason,
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this is the one they won't let go of. No
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matter how many east wings you tear
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down, you can see the end is in sight,
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which is crazy because you've always
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believed that nothing bad could ever
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happen to you because the world's an
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illusion and you're the only one that's
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real. How about that? Do I still have to
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release him? Yes. Okay, then how about
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this one?
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Joe Biden was Epstein the whole time.
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How about that? Anything? Anything?
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>> Huah. Huah.
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>> Huh? >> Oh, ladies and gentlemen, the
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award-winning grunt of Alpuccino only
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means one thing. There's Oscar news.
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It's just been announced that the Oscars
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will move to YouTube in 2029. Yeah, it's
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surprising, but you know what was bound
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to happen? We all remember Sally Field's
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famous acceptance speech. And I can't
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deny the fact that you like
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>> and subscribe.
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[applause]
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>> This agreement, this agreement ends an
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exclusive run on ABC that started in
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1976.
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Yeah. Back then, the show was famously
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hosted by Cocaine.
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But have no fear because ABC will
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continue to broadcast the ceremony
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through 2028, a year that will mark the
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100th Oscars. I can't believe it. There
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have been a hundred years of Oscars and
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I haven't been nominated for one.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That all that all changes this year
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thanks to my moving performance in
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Hemnet where I play the Ham.
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This deal this deal with YouTube is a
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major turning point in entertainment as
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it marks the first of the big four award
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shows to completely jettison broadcast
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television. And that's just beginning. I
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hear soon the Grammys will be on Tik
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Tok, >> the Emmys will be on Reels, and the
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Tony's are going to be on those little
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TVs at the gas station. We got a great
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show for you tonight. [cheering]
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My guest is Hugh, [music] Jack. When we
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come back, our final animated holiday
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cartoon narrated by Sir Nick.
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Stick around.
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[music and cheering]
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>> [music]
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[music]
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>> Yeah. [cheering]

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