Download "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All"

Download this video with UDL Client
  • Video mp4 HD+ with sound
  • Mp3 in the best quality
  • Any size files
Video tags
|

Video tags

The Late Show
Late Show
Stephen Colbert
Steven Colbert
Colbert
celebrity
celeb
celebrities
late night
talk show
comedian
comedy
CBS
joke
jokes
funny
funny video
funny videos
humor
hollywood
famous
colbert
monologue
maga
blackfriday
cybermonday
warcrimes
presidenttrump
mri
petehegseth
venezuela
thelateshow
stephencolbert
Subtitles
|

Subtitles

00:00:00
Welcome one and all in here, out there,
00:00:02
all around the world to the Late Show.
00:00:04
I'm your host Steven Colbear. [cheering]
00:00:08
What's up?
00:00:10
I want to I first I want to start off by
00:00:12
wishing everybody a happy Cyber Monday.
00:00:14
Thank you. Thank you for uh glancing up
00:00:17
from your phone to see my face. Now, get
00:00:20
back in there. There's a sale on those
00:00:22
rings that tell you you're not getting
00:00:23
enough sleep. Of [laughter]
00:00:25
course, holiday deals kicked off uh on
00:00:28
Friday, and when there's cash, the
00:00:30
president be grabbing. Last week,
00:00:34
last week, he sent an email to
00:00:36
supporters that said, "To celebrate
00:00:38
Black Friday, President Trump decided to
00:00:41
reduce the price of his iconic red MAGA
00:00:43
hat ornament to just $37."
00:00:47
That's right. For a limited time only,
00:00:49
he dramatically reduced the price of his
00:00:52
famed hat ornament, which previously was
00:00:54
available only on his website, for $30.
00:01:01
[applause]
00:01:02
So, Trump's Black Friday deal is to
00:01:05
charge you more. But wait, there's less.
00:01:08
Call now [laughter] and while you're on
00:01:10
the phone, I'll sneak into your house,
00:01:12
steal some stuff, and put your pet in
00:01:13
the dishwasher. [cheering and laughter]
00:01:17
But that's not all. Trump sent another
00:01:20
email promising a new low price on a
00:01:22
Trump calendar for $32, which is
00:01:24
available on his website for $25.
00:01:27
Okay, but for those extra seven bucks,
00:01:29
they throw in an MP3 of Lee Greenwood
00:01:32
singing all the dates. I'm proud to be
00:01:35
your calendar. Starting with January.
00:01:39
The first is first, the second is next,
00:01:42
and then comes number three. and number
00:01:45
four, five, and sometimes six. Seven
00:01:49
could be next.
00:01:51
MAGA folks are starting to notice that
00:01:53
Trump treats them like meat animals.
00:01:55
According uh to one Trump ally, people
00:01:58
voted for him to lower prices, to bring
00:01:59
manufacturing back, to stand up to those
00:02:02
taking advantage of them. They didn't
00:02:04
vote for him to build a damn gilded
00:02:07
ballroom. Ah, okay.
00:02:10
I'll have you know that the entire
00:02:12
purpose of that ballroom is to serve the
00:02:14
poor and they will be delicious.
00:02:19
Now, oh, oh,
00:02:25
you elitist don't think poor people will
00:02:27
be delicious.
00:02:29
How dare you?
00:02:31
Americans are well marbled.
00:02:37
Trump celebrated Thanksgiving in his
00:02:38
traditional way with racism. He posted
00:02:41
an anti-immigrant rant that was so long
00:02:44
he had to put in a dot dot dot, take a
00:02:47
breather, and then come back for
00:02:49
seconds. Somewhere in all of that
00:02:51
nonsense, Trump attacked Minnesota's
00:02:53
immigration policies and called Governor
00:02:55
Tim Walls the Rword.
00:02:58
>> Walls responded with four words of his
00:03:00
own. Release the MRI results.
00:03:04
>> [cheering]
00:03:06
>> In response,
00:03:08
look pretty good. It's [cheering]
00:03:10
succinct. [applause]
00:03:13
In response, Trump says he will release
00:03:15
MRI results, but doesn't know what part
00:03:17
of his body
00:03:20
was scanned. Uh, here's a theory. Maybe
00:03:23
the part that's broken is the part
00:03:26
that's supposed to know. [laughter]
00:03:30
Trump was
00:03:32
proud to be an American [applause]
00:03:37
Trump was asked about the whole thing on
00:03:38
Air Force One.
00:03:39
>> Governor Walls ask you to release the
00:03:41
the MRI records.
00:03:43
>> So if they want to release it, it's okay
00:03:45
with me to release it.
00:03:46
>> It's perfect. If you want to have it
00:03:48
released, I'll release it.
00:03:49
>> Yes, please. Can you tell us what they
00:03:51
were looking at?
00:03:52
>> For what? Releasing?
00:03:53
>> No, no, no. What part of your body was
00:03:55
the MRI looking at?
00:03:56
>> I have no idea. It was just an MRI. What
00:03:58
part of the body? It wasn't the brain
00:04:00
because I took a cognitive test and I
00:04:02
aced it.
00:04:03
>> Okay, look. No, it's true. It's true. It
00:04:06
wasn't the brain. Okay. I did so well on
00:04:09
the cognitive, they put me in the extra
00:04:11
credit tube,
00:04:14
[cheering] spun that thing around,
00:04:16
[applause]
00:04:17
took off my watch and my ring.
00:04:22
A, as per usual, after the president
00:04:24
said something, the White House
00:04:26
scrambled to justify it. This afternoon,
00:04:28
they posted a letter from the
00:04:29
president's doctor who claims the MRI
00:04:31
was given, quote, "because men in his
00:04:33
age group benefit from a thorough
00:04:35
evaluation of cardiovascular and
00:04:38
abdominal health." Okay, fair enough.
00:04:40
Uh, men in his age group also benefit
00:04:42
from retiring. So,
00:04:46
can we write
00:04:48
can we write that prescription next? Try
00:04:51
that. Try that. [applause and cheering]
00:04:54
the the the old uh abdominal MRI isn't
00:05:00
the only reason uh folks are concerned.
00:05:02
Trump's also showing more signs of
00:05:04
aging. Last week, the New York Times
00:05:05
noted that compared to his first term,
00:05:07
Trump has fewer public events on his
00:05:09
schedule and most of his public
00:05:10
appearances fall between noon and 5:00
00:05:13
p.m. working noon to 5. What a way to
00:05:17
make a living medically alive. getting
00:05:20
at Thanksgiving. But
00:05:25
>> oh wow, >> I can barely keep the rhythm. You're not
00:05:27
helping at all.
00:05:30
Please, please. [laughter]
00:05:34
That's two two song parodies in one
00:05:35
monologue. Yes. But the real reason
00:05:38
Trump might seem so lethargic is that he
00:05:40
does not get regular exercise. in part
00:05:42
because he has a longheld theory that
00:05:44
people are born with a finite amount of
00:05:46
energy and that vigorous activity can
00:05:48
deplete that reserve like a battery.
00:05:51
It's true. I'm just like a battery. I
00:05:54
got a copper top. Nobody knows the right
00:05:56
way to get rid of me. And [cheering]
00:06:00
at a at a certain age
00:06:04
[applause and cheering]
00:06:08
and at a certain age I started to leak a
00:06:11
lot of weird fluids.
00:06:14
Now green all crusty on one end.
00:06:17
[applause and cheering]
00:06:19
>> Elsewhere in the administration, it was
00:06:21
a tough weekend for defense secretary
00:06:23
and your brother-in-law at the
00:06:24
christristening saying, "Oh, what? It's
00:06:26
my fault the priest can't take a punch.
00:06:28
Pete Hags.
00:06:30
On Thursday, the Washington Post
00:06:32
published a blockbuster story on the
00:06:34
administration's first bombing of an
00:06:37
alleged drug smuggling boat back in
00:06:39
September. According to the Post
00:06:40
sources, Secretary Pete Haggath ordered
00:06:43
the Navy to quote, "Kill them all after
00:06:46
the first strike. A live drone feed
00:06:48
showed two survivors. So, the commander
00:06:50
overseeing the operation then ordered a
00:06:52
second strike to comply with Hegathth's
00:06:55
directive, killing both survivors. That
00:06:58
is that is unspeakably horrific. Though
00:07:02
I do finally understand the end of
00:07:03
Titanic,
00:07:04
>> I will never let go, Jack.
00:07:09
>> I'll never let go.
00:07:14
>> Eagle one, we got them. They let go.
00:07:18
>> [music]
00:07:20
>> Let's be clear.
00:07:22
Let's be clear. Killing unarmed people
00:07:25
floating in the ocean who are unable to
00:07:26
fight is against the uniform code of
00:07:28
military justice and all international
00:07:31
law. As one lawyer said in the National
00:07:34
Review, "It would be at best a war
00:07:36
crime." At best.
00:07:39
What's worse than a war crime? A war
00:07:42
crime with raisins.
00:07:46
Trump was asked about the scandal on Air
00:07:48
Force One.
00:07:49
>> Can you talk a little bit about the
00:07:50
strikes and the controversy around
00:07:52
Secretary of Defense Pete Hank said?
00:07:54
>> I don't know anything about it. He said
00:07:56
he said he did not say that and I
00:07:58
believe him 100%.
00:07:59
>> You don't know if there were
00:08:00
>> You're talking about the two men.
00:08:01
>> You're talking about the two men.
00:08:03
>> The two men Pete Hagath ordered killed
00:08:05
after he already blew up their boat.
00:08:07
Those two men. Yeah. I don't know
00:08:09
anything about it because [laughter]
00:08:12
because of abdomen. They don't know
00:08:16
anything about it.
00:08:17
[applause and cheering]
00:08:18
Abdomen.
00:08:20
Abdomen.
00:08:21
Kidneys. Doc. Kidneys.
00:08:23
[applause and cheering]
00:08:25
Hexath responded to the accusation of
00:08:27
murder by tweeting this image of a
00:08:29
beloved children's turtle Franklin
00:08:33
strafing fishing boats. No, you leave
00:08:36
Franklin out of this. Franklin is many
00:08:38
things. Franklin is bossy. Franklin is
00:08:41
messy. Franklin is wants a pet, but
00:08:45
Franklin is not a war criminal. That is
00:08:48
Caillou. Get them straight.
00:08:51
[applause]
00:08:53
Caillou catching a catching a stray
00:08:56
right there. [cheering] That's terrible.
00:08:59
We haven't seen such a disturbing
00:09:00
children's book since Brown Bear. Brown
00:09:02
Bear, what did you do?
00:09:07
Hegath isn't the only Trump official in
00:09:10
hot water these days. Things are not
00:09:11
going well for FBI director and
00:09:14
[cheering]
00:09:15
FBI director and normal man not high.
00:09:18
Why? Who's asking? Nobody what? I'm
00:09:20
fine. Power drugs Cash Patel. A new
00:09:24
report uh came out just yesterday from
00:09:26
current and former FBI employees. And
00:09:28
they say Patel is not very good,
00:09:31
inexperienced, in over his head, and
00:09:33
that he may be insecure.
00:09:36
>> Well, if he wasn't already, he is now.
00:09:39
[cheering]
00:09:40
The report also describes Patel's FBI as
00:09:43
a rudderless ship and all up
00:09:48
and everybody at the bureau knows it.
00:09:50
That's why their windbreakers now say
00:09:52
FBI
00:09:56
[applause]
00:09:58
working.
00:10:02
[applause]
00:10:04
The report also said that on a mission
00:10:06
back in September, Patel forgot to bring
00:10:08
his FBI jacket and refused to step off
00:10:11
the plane without wearing one, forcing
00:10:13
local FBI agents to ask around to find
00:10:16
an FBI jacket that would fit. And that
00:10:18
is not easy cuz Patel's jacket size is
00:10:21
elf on shelf.
00:10:23
We got a great show for you tonight. My
00:10:26
guests are Lady Gaga and New Jersey
00:10:29
Governor Elect. When we come back, I ask
00:10:32
some very big questions with a very big
00:10:35
star. Stick around.
00:10:39
[music]
00:10:44
[music]
00:10:56
>> [music]
00:11:02
[cheering]
00:11:03
[applause]

Description:

MAGA supporters were offered some shady Black Friday deals, the mystery around President Trump's recent MRI continues as concern about his physical and mental fitness intensifies, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth allegedly committed war crimes while blowing up boats in the Caribbean. Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMtFAi84ehTSYSE9XoHefig?sub_confirmation=1 Watch full episodes of "The Late Show": https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/video/ Listen to "The Late Show Pod Show" podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/Awagtx95?sid=yt Like "The Late Show" on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Follow "The Late Show" on X: http://bit.ly/1dMzZzG Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. --- Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

Mediafile available in formats

popular icon
Popular
hd icon
HD video
audio icon
Only sound
total icon
All
* — If the video is playing in a new tab, go to it, then right-click on the video and select "Save video as..."
** — Link intended for online playback in specialized players

Questions about downloading video

question iconHow can I download "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All"" video?arrow icon

    http://univideos.ru/ website is the best way to download a video or a separate audio track if you want to do without installing programs and extensions.

    The UDL Helper extension is a convenient button that is seamlessly integrated into YouTube, Instagram and OK.ru sites for fast content download.

    UDL Client program (for Windows) is the most powerful solution that supports more than 900 websites, social networks and video hosting sites, as well as any video quality that is available in the source.

    UDL Lite is a really convenient way to access a website from your mobile device. With its help, you can easily download videos directly to your smartphone.

question iconWhich format of "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All"" video should I choose?arrow icon

    The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.

question iconWhy does my computer freeze when loading a "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All"" video?arrow icon

    The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.

question iconHow can I download "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All"" video to my phone?arrow icon

    You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.

question iconHow can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All""?arrow icon

    The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.

question iconHow can I save a frame from a video "Trump's Holiday Cash Grab | Release The MRI Results | The President Won't Exercise | "Kill Them All""?arrow icon

    This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.

question iconHow do I play and download streaming video?arrow icon

    For this purpose you need VLC-player, which can be downloaded for free from the official website https://www.videolan.org/vlc/.

    How to play streaming video through VLC player:

    • in video formats, hover your mouse over "Streaming Video**";
    • right-click on "Copy link";
    • open VLC-player;
    • select Media - Open Network Stream - Network in the menu;
    • paste the copied link into the input field;
    • click "Play".

    To download streaming video via VLC player, you need to convert it:

    • copy the video address (URL);
    • select "Open Network Stream" in the "Media" item of VLC player and paste the link to the video into the input field;
    • click on the arrow on the "Play" button and select "Convert" in the list;
    • select "Video - H.264 + MP3 (MP4)" in the "Profile" line;
    • click the "Browse" button to select a folder to save the converted video and click the "Start" button;
    • conversion speed depends on the resolution and duration of the video.

    Warning: this download method no longer works with most YouTube videos.

question iconWhat's the price of all this stuff?arrow icon

    It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.