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00:00:00
Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Ryan
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Chang. We got so much to talk about
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tonight. Trump pretends to care about
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soccer. Our national parks just got a
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little extra nationalist. And RFK Jr.
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tells you the best way to feed your baby
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before he gives it measles. So, let's
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get into the headlines.
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[music]
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Let's kick things off with national
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parks. You know that thing you see when
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you fall asleep in front of your Apple
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TV? uh one of America's most treasured
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institutions. And now the Trump
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administration is making some exciting
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changes.
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>> The National Park Service this morning
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making changes to which day Americans
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can enter national parks for free. Now
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adding President Trump's birthday, which
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falls on Flag Day, and removing Martin
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Luther King Jr. Day and also Junth. No
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word on why these changes were made.
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Removing MLK Day and Junth from that
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calendar. Yeah. No word on why Trump
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made these changes to MLK day and Junth
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at the national parks. I mean, what
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reason could that be? All I know is if
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you're a black bear right now, you're
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hibernating with one eye open. Um, but
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at least he gave us a different free
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day. And I know you're going to say,
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"Boo, he's trying to make his birthday
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into a national holiday."
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But no, it's for Flag Day.
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You know, Flag Day, that holiday we all
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know and love
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where we stop whatever we're doing to go
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to a national park and celebrate flags.
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And speaking of people who love the
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great outdoors, let's talk about
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farmers. They grow all the fruits and
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vegetables that rot in the back of our
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fridges. But they've had a tough time
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lately thanks to Trump's terrorists
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which have which have contributed to a
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50% increase in farmers going bankrupt
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this year. But don't worry farmers,
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someone is coming to save you from
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Donald Trump. It's
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Donald Trump.
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>> The Trump administration is giving
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America's farmers a financial lifeline
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as the country deals with the fallout
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from the president's trade wars. The
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president today unveiled a 12 billion
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aid package for farmers. We love our
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farmers and as you know uh the farmers
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like me.
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>> It's true. Farmers do love Trump. They
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do love him. Even though he looks like
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the villain in a movie where someone
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loses their family farm like [laughter]
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you know how there'll be a scene where
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he drives up in a limo and he says to
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the family, "This is all going to be a
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shopping mall and I'm through with you
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dumb hicks." And then all the farmers
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say, "We love you, President Trump. Make
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America great again.
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Look, I don't know why they like him,
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okay? Maybe it's because his son scares
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away all the crows. I don't know. But
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the the point is after screwing them
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with his trade policies, he's unscrewing
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them with a 12 billion bailout, which is
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great. I mean, that's got to be all the
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money they lost, right? Maybe maybe even
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more. >> That 12 billion aid package trying to
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help offset $44 billion in farming
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losses this year.
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>> Okay, hang on. Let me just
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do some quick math here. Uh yeah, I
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think carry the one. And yes, 12 is less
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than 44.
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So basically Trumped up the economy so
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badly that now he has to bail out
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farmers and he can only afford to give
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them less than a third of what they
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lost. Now how do you rate an economy
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like that?
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>> But I do want to talk about the economy,
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sir, here at home and and I I wonder
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what grade you would give economy. A+.
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>> Yeah. A++ plus.
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>> Amazing. A++ plus.
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I mean, that's the same score he got in
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his MRI. [laughter]
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This feels like when your kid goes to
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like a monastery school and the grading
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makes no sense. It's like, wait, is A++
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better than a fourleaf clover? Like,
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what does a little cow mean? Hey, look.
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Can you read or not?
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>> [laughter] >> But despite all that, the farmers at the
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White House did seem happy to be getting
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anything at all. Although, one of them
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did have a special request.
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>> It's Christmas early for farmers. The
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other day, I was reading my little boy a
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story at night, putting him to bed, and
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he said, "Daddy,
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I I don't want Santa Claus to come to
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our house for Christmas. I want
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President Trump." [laughter]
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[cheering]
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Guys, of course a kid wants Trump
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instead of Santa. Okay, you don't have
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to be good all year to get on his nice
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list. You just have to buy enough of his
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crypto.
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Also, if you think about it, Trump and
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Santa aren't that different, right?
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They're both old men, very famous, and
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they've both been to Epstein Island.
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Okay, no, relax. Okay, Santa went to
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deliver gifts.
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There were kids there, remember?
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No, you what? You You think just because
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they're sex slaves, they don't deserve
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presents. [applause]
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That's up. [laughter]
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While Trump was plotting to replace
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Santa, the first lady spent a day with
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the OG himself. And boy, does she look
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happier than I've seen her in a while.
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They were at a military base to promote
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Toys for Tots, where Melania read some
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traditional Slovenian Christmas erotic
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fanfiction. So with his sleigh parked
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safely with his reindeer, Santa climbed
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aboard my osprey and couldn't stop
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smiling.
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[laughter]
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Wow, this is so hot.
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Santa climbed aboard my Osprey and he
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pulled out his sack of goodies.
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Then he showed me North Pole.
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[cheering]
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But Christmas isn't just about Santa.
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It's about visiting family. And Trump's
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transportation secretary, Shawn Duffy,
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is trying to make that a more pleasant
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experience for everybody.
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>> So, uh, I'm announcing at DOT, uh, that
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we have $1 billion
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in funding for grant programs to make
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the experience better in airports. Maybe
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you want to have a different lane for
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families to get through TSA.
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>> How are you the transportation secretary
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and your big idea is the same one every
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annoyed dad has at the airport.
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It's like, "Hey, just open another
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lane."
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Yeah, your secretary of transportation.
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Okay. Any more great ideas?
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>> It might be I want to expand the play
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areas for kids.
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>> Expand the airport play areas. Those
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things are basically pandemic
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laboratories.
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>> [laughter and cheering]
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>> It's like, "Hey, I have an idea. How
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about every kid from around the world
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gets together and swaps viruses before
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they get on a new flight?
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You you Yeah, you [applause]
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[cheering]
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[applause]
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you might as well open a Wuhan wet
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market next to the Cinnabon. All right,
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but
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Okay, Sean Duffy, come on. I'll give you
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one more try. Maybe I want a workout
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area uh where people might get some
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blood flowing doing some pull-ups or or
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some stepups in the airport. [laughter]
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You think people want to work out
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in transit at the airport?
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[laughter] Everyone at the airport is
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already exhausted from traveling. All
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right, we we can't walk to the gate.
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They have to invent floors that walk for
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us.
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[laughter]
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Also, this is the same guy who wants us
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to dress up when we fly. So, what? Now
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I'm doing pull-ups in a tuxedo
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before I jump on a 12-hour flight to
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Hawaii. [laughter]
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Why don't you just throw in a hot yoga
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room in the terminal so everyone really
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smells like when they board the
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plane?
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And weirdly enough, everyone's favorite
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RFK, RFK Jr. was also at this press
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conference for some reason. What's RFK
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Jr.'s this genius solution for making
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airports better.
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>> Another experience that I've had with
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all these kids in airports is uh is the
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availability of nursing spaces, nursing
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pods.
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Okay, [laughter]
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you know, that's that's actually a nice
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sentiment from RFK Jr. It should be more
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convenient to nurse in public spaces.
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And I assumed he stopped talking before
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things got weird. All of the ingenuity
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of corporate America has not produced an
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infant formula that is superior in
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nutrition and all the qualities that we
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want to the infant formula that God
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made, which is the infant formula in a
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mother's breast. There is no better food
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than what's in God-given breast milk.
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>> Okay, he found a way to make it weird.
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What's the nipple version of a boner
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killer? I mean,
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nipples are so soft right now. Um,
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I mean, I'm surprised he didn't stop,
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sniff the air, and then announce that a
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nearby reporter was on her moon.
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If RFK wasn't behind a podium, he would
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get arrested by airport security
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just yelling in the terminal, "Praise
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God for mother's breaths.
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Also, why is he saying it like he got an
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endorsement deal with Titty Juice?
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>> Use promo code brainworm for 10% off
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your next sucker.
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[laughter]
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>> Of course, uh the press conference ended
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the same way all government press
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conferences do with a masculinity
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contest. >> Check this out.
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It's Bobby Kennedy doing pull-ups at
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Reagan International Airport in DC.
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>> He and Transportation Secretary Shawn
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Duffy had a friendly pull-up competition
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as they were encouraging travelers to
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exercise while they wait.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, measure your dicks. [applause]
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Measure your dicks.
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Now, you might think that this pull-up
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idea is stupid, but wait till you see
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the Department of Transportation's
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latest video. As under secretary for the
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Department of Transportation, we [music]
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hear your complaints, the delays, the
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cancellations, the hidden fees, and
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[music] we're doing something about it.
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Introducing one pull-up bar. When air
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travel's got you down, pull up.
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>> Can you just make the security line move
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faster? >> Of course. We know the faster you get
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[music] through security, the faster you
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can get in line for the pull-up bar,
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which is why we're also introducing
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pull-up pre-check. It's to guarantee
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you'll get your pull-ups in.
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>> I don't want to do pull-ups.
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>> That's fair. Fortunately, with one
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simple adjustment, your pull-ups can be
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chin-ups,
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>> but then everyone on the airplane's
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going to be [music] all sweaty.
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>> We hear you. And that's why we're adding
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a second pull-up bar. One that you can
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do pull-ups on. If we're all sweaty,
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then no one's sweaty. [music]
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>> No. Then we're all just sweaty. How
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about you fix delays and cancellations?
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>> Fixing delays and cancellations is
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complicated, but you know what's not? A
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simple iron [music] bar between two
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posts. I'm talking about a pull-up bar.
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>> I know. >> From all of us at the Department of
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Transportation and pull-ups. [music]
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Thanks for watching. And remember, if
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your flight's not working out, at least
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you can work out.
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>> But only [applause]

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Ronny Chieng covers the latest on the Trump administration’s petty changes to free-entry days at national parks, the president’s promise to bail out farmers after f**king up the economy, Melania’s attempt to spread some yuletide cheer, and Sean Duffy’s Department of Transportation press conference that turned into a d**k-measuring contest against RFK Jr. 0:00 - Ronny Chieng's TDS Welcome 0:22 - Trump Changes Free-Entry Days to National Parks 1:40 - The President Unveils Aid Package for Farmers 5:16 - Melania Spreads Christmas Cheer at Toys for Tots Drive 6:05 - Sean Duffy Provides Ideas to Improve the Airport Experience 9:59 - Sean Duffy and RFK Jr. Have Pull-Up Contest at Airport Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA/?sub_confirmation=1 Follow The Daily Show: Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: https://www.paramountplus.com/intl/ Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser About The Daily Show: Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team host The Daily Show, an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning program analyzing the biggest stories in news, politics, and culture through a sharp, satirical lens. The Daily Show redefined the late night show category on TV and, with an audience of over 51M across social media platforms, has become a launching pad for some of the biggest stars in entertainment. The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

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