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all right Simmons I'm going to show you00:00:04
where we keep the baddest of the bad00:00:06
inmates solitary confinement there's no00:00:08
food there's no electricity there's no00:00:10
hope well what do they eat if they don't00:00:12
have food sir they eat cockroaches and00:00:13
rats and whatever else they can find on00:00:15
the ground okay so this is our first00:00:17
inmate bubbles what's up beautiful back00:00:19
away from the bars oh wait you afraid to00:00:21
get kissed huh don't kiss them Simmons I00:00:23
didn't plan on it one kiss from him and00:00:24
you'll fall in love Yeah Welcome to My00:00:27
Love chamber come on in come on Simmons00:00:29
let's go what wait come on kiss me kiss00:00:33
me come on come on all right follow me00:00:37
this way oh no hurry up hurry00:00:40
up all right Simmons this next inmate is00:00:43
the worst of the worst her name is Nancy00:00:45
can I see what she looks like oh of00:00:46
course you can she's a caged animal hey00:00:49
Nancy get out here you old00:00:51
bag00:00:53
Nancy she's coming00:00:56
Nancy n Nancy don't make me come in00:00:59
there and pull you out out you you're00:01:01
making me look00:01:02
bad Nancy you old C just one second00:01:05
Simmons Nancy you're pissing me off look00:01:07
at me come and gra you Nancy Nancy you00:01:10
better be dead in here cuz you didn't00:01:11
answer me oh my god oh no she escaped00:01:15
Simons Simmons sound the alarms Nancy00:01:17
Escape we got a cold red lock down the00:01:19
prison go go go00:01:31
[Music]00:01:35
today is going to be a good day mhm00:01:40
[Music]00:02:14
mhm let's see what we got00:02:17
[Music]00:02:19
here she's00:02:22
[Music]00:02:24
perfect let's go get some kids00:02:40
[Music]00:02:42
now where are those kids at H maybe some00:02:46
musical00:02:48
help oh kids where are you kids I got00:02:53
some free candy for you kids00:03:00
I did it I finally escaped and on00:03:03
jeffy's 18th birthday now all I got to00:03:05
do is kidnap him and get my millions of00:03:08
dollars now where the hell am00:03:10
I oh God I'm so glad to finally be out00:03:14
of that00:03:16
prison oh [ __ ] it's the cops wait a00:03:19
minute that's not the cops maybe maybe00:03:21
he'll give me a ride00:03:23
woohoo oh00:03:26
[Music]00:03:28
you you woo big boy can you give me a00:03:32
ride I don't think he's stopping00:03:38
stop hey there baby you really shouldn't00:03:41
stand in the road I almost hit you can00:03:43
you give me a ride big boy no I only00:03:47
take kids oh really well there's a kid I00:03:50
need you to help me take sorry I work00:03:52
alone I'll give you00:03:54
$50,000 huh that'll buy me a lot of00:03:57
candy get in00:03:59
[Music]00:04:05
chief chief chief don't worry guy I00:04:07
didn't forget today's your birthday00:04:09
Chief you remembered my birthday happy00:04:11
birthday guy I don't know was your00:04:13
birthday right yes Simmons today's my00:04:15
birthday at least somebody remembered00:04:16
well happy birthday it's too late now so00:04:19
what were you going to tell me guy huh I00:04:21
don't even remember I'm just so happy00:04:22
now the prisoner sced oh yeah the00:04:24
prisoner escaped Chief The Prisoner00:04:26
Nancy escaped from solitary confinement00:04:28
we locked down the entire prison but she00:04:29
she still somehow got away damn it guy00:04:31
how could you allow this to happen sir I00:04:33
don't know what happened she dug her way00:04:34
through concrete I don't know how it was00:04:36
like some sha Shank Redemption [ __ ] damn00:04:38
it God you better bring her back dead or00:04:39
alive or you're fired sir you can't fire00:04:41
me today's my birthday then I'll wait00:04:43
till tomorrow and then fire your ass00:04:45
well you can't fire me cuz I quit I'm00:04:48
just kidding you know I need this job00:04:49
Come On Son let's go find00:04:52
it all right Marvin is this good enough00:04:55
I think we need a few more balloons a00:04:56
few more balloons I bought all the00:04:57
balloons from the store I just want to00:04:59
make sure that jeffy's 18th birthday is00:05:01
special Marvin this looks amazing you00:05:04
did this just for jeffy's birthday you00:05:06
know me I love Jeffy and I want to make00:05:07
sure his 18th birthday is the most00:05:09
special birthday he's ever had that's so00:05:11
sweet Marvin Jeffy is going to be so00:05:12
excited hey shf peipi can you go to the00:05:14
store and get 50 more balloons 50 more00:05:16
balloons I'll get you stupid balloons00:05:18
now leave me alone I just want to make00:05:19
sure that Jeffy gives me money I mean I00:05:21
want to make sure that Jeffy knows I00:05:22
love him Marvin you're not doing this00:05:24
just because jeffy's inheriting millions00:05:26
of dollars from his dead father are you00:05:28
jeffy's inheriting millions of dollars00:05:29
from his dead father it completely00:05:30
slipped my mind oh really I'm being00:05:33
serious baby you know I love Jeffy I00:05:34
mean it's his 18th birthday Marvin come00:05:36
on just let him enjoy his special day00:05:39
baby it is our special day because he's00:05:40
turning 18 and he can move out of the00:05:42
house Marvin we're not kicking him out00:05:44
of the house on his birthday it depends00:05:45
on how much money he gives us Marvin oh00:05:47
listen let me go wake up Jeffy cuz it's00:05:48
his birthday and let me get his king00:05:50
crown king00:05:54
crown my snoring russan Jeffy wake up00:05:58
it's your birthday00:06:00
really Daddy yeah Jeffy you're 18 years00:06:03
old yeah that too so how about you take00:06:05
off that bunny suit and come downstairs00:06:07
but what if I don't want to take off my00:06:09
bunny suit then leave it on you can keep00:06:10
it on all day really daddy you never let00:06:13
me leave my bunny suit on all day well00:06:15
it's your birthday so you can do00:06:16
whatever you want and look for breakfast00:06:17
I got you candy bars candy for breakfast00:06:21
daddy you're being really nice to me00:06:23
today well you know I love you Jeffy I00:06:25
wouldn't be doing it for any other00:06:26
reason and look since it's your birthday00:06:27
is there anything else you want00:06:29
strippers wa you want one yeah with big00:06:31
yummy cans well I'll call one up for00:06:33
your birthday party which is downstairs00:06:35
W I got a birthday party do I have00:06:37
chocolate cake of course there's00:06:39
chocolate cake00:06:40
buddy so how about you go downstairs00:06:42
wait wait wait a second you're now King00:06:44
of the house I totally forgot you're00:06:45
King of the House King of the house so00:06:48
here is your birthday crown you can tell00:06:50
people what to do oh well then I banish00:06:52
you to your dungon well don't banish me00:06:54
yet until you see how cool your birthday00:06:56
party is okay let's go see it come on00:06:59
all right I'm going to take off my bunny00:07:00
suit and put my birthday shoe on well00:07:02
don't get naked how about you just take00:07:03
the bunny suit off come on here it is00:07:05
here's jeffy's cake all right Jeffy00:07:07
here's your birthday party daddy look at00:07:10
all your balloons wait shf baby where's00:07:13
the 50 extra balloons they were sold out00:07:14
I just got a cake go get more balloons00:07:17
go find some drive 100 miles to go get00:07:18
some I'll find the balloons go get some00:07:20
it's Jeffy J's birthday party I wanted00:07:21
to be special dang this is the coolest00:07:24
birthday ever it's a birthday Fit For A00:07:27
King yes Jeffy and look at all your00:07:28
presents full of expensive items and00:07:30
maybe one day you'll repay us like today00:07:32
Marvin which one has the stripper in it00:07:34
she's on the way what that's what Jeffy00:07:36
wanted for his birthday party no Marvin00:07:38
hey Daddy since I'm 18 now can I throw00:07:40
this glass cup against the wall and00:07:42
shatter it I mean I'd rather you didn't00:07:44
but if that's what you want to do on00:07:45
your birthday party then go for it buddy00:07:47
but please don't H I've suddenly grown00:07:50
out of childish behavior wait really00:07:54
no you know that doesn't even make me00:07:57
mad because it's your birthday party so00:07:58
just go go crazy Jeffy there's someone00:08:01
at the door stripper no not yet I'm00:08:03
about I'm it's your friends oh my00:08:05
friends Jeffy your friends are here00:08:08
happy birthday Jeffy yeah happy birthday00:08:11
happy birthday dude this party is so00:08:13
crazy thanks guys look I'm a king oh wow00:08:16
that Crown is so cool you're 18 years00:08:18
old that means00:08:20
strippers yeah you can also vote now00:08:22
what well he can you can also buy an00:08:25
assault rifle gun laws are so crazy I'm00:08:28
going to hide when you turn00:08:40
18 see that house right there yep that's00:08:43
where the kid lives what does he look00:08:45
like he's got a blue helmet and a yellow00:08:47
shirt that says Jeffy on it you can't00:08:49
miss him it's his birthday so he's00:08:50
probably got a party going on all right00:08:53
what I'll do is I'll just go up to the00:08:54
house and pretend I'm there for the00:08:56
birthday party and when I see him I'll00:08:58
grab him and bring him back to the van00:08:59
good00:09:00
thinkings so Jeffy what are you going to00:09:02
do for your 18th birthday I might eat00:09:05
cake I might stick my wiener in an amp00:09:07
pile the possibilities are English I'm00:09:09
really digging your LGBT birthday00:09:10
napkins super homo yeah super dude00:09:13
thanks for giving us a shot no problem00:09:15
Cody Jeffy there's someone at the door00:09:18
stripper maybe hello hey I'm here to see00:09:21
the birthday boy we didn't hire a clown00:09:23
well someone did who listen man I don't00:09:25
ask questions I just do what I'm told00:09:27
I'm here to eat cake make snake balloons00:09:29
and snort blow I mean a clown would make00:09:33
jeffy's birthday party really cool it00:09:34
sure would so come on inside planned on00:09:36
it Jeffy there was a special guest at00:09:39
the door was it the stripper no it was a00:09:42
clown now wait a minute I can strip00:09:46
too stop that we don't need that oh yes00:09:49
we do keep going stop that what just00:09:51
focus on making animal balloons oh darn00:09:54
I left my balloons out in my van which00:09:56
one of you kids wants to come out in my00:09:58
van with me and get the balloons o I00:09:59
will no I really think the birthday boy00:10:02
should come with me no the birthday boy00:10:03
needs to stay here and open his gifts no00:10:05
I really think the birthday boy should00:10:07
come out to the van with me no get one00:10:08
of the other kids to do it listen Bub00:10:10
I'm taking this kid with me whether you00:10:12
like it or not no you're not going to00:10:13
talk like that I didn't even hire a00:10:15
clown so you need to leave just get out00:10:16
of here come on oh rats go on get out of00:10:18
here hey Hey listen listen listen listen00:10:20
what I'm sorry get out of here oh damn00:10:24
it I got to get that00:10:26
kid what what happened where's Jeffy he00:10:29
didn't want to come to the van his dad00:10:31
said no what why would you tell him00:10:32
about the goddamn van nobody's willingly00:10:34
going to get into a van that's his free00:10:36
candy on it God damn it listen he's00:10:38
yelling at me you're yelling at me it's00:10:40
hurting my feelings well what are we00:10:41
going to do now how are we going to get00:10:42
Jeffy no hold on I'm thinking of00:10:44
something but think fast oh you know00:10:46
what I got it hold on I'll be back with00:10:48
the00:10:49
kid Jeffy are you ready to hit your00:10:52
Piata I have a pinata yeah it's waiting00:10:55
for you outside Jeffy oh I'm about to00:10:57
whack that [ __ ] A Piata that's okay00:10:59
crazy all right kids everyone outside to00:11:01
hit the piñata yay all right Jeffy hit00:11:04
your piñata and make all the candy come00:11:06
out shouldn't he be blindfolded no it's00:11:08
jeffy's 18th birthday and we want to00:11:09
make sure he gets all the candy so hit00:11:10
it Jeffy stand back everyone yeah00:11:13
because I'm about to go AP [ __ ] on this00:11:14
horsey take this00:11:25
horsey where you go Mr lollipop get back00:11:28
here you crazy lpop give here all right00:11:31
here's the kid this van is so crazy this00:11:33
lollipop hurts to eat what who the hell00:11:35
is this where's Jeffy I thought this was00:11:37
the kid no I said blue helmet yellow00:11:39
shirt Oh I thought you said blue shirt00:11:41
no helmet what are you knucking FS this00:11:42
is the wrong kid it is yes now we got to00:11:45
kill him so he doesn't tell on us why00:11:46
would I tell on you this van is cool00:11:49
okay listen kid you get out of this van00:11:51
and you run and you don't stop running00:11:53
okay I love running what do we do now00:11:56
okay since you can't do it right I have00:11:58
an idea now pull the van around in front00:12:00
of their house all00:12:01
right all right kids did everyone get00:12:04
some candy yeah all right Jeffy the next00:12:06
thing we're going to do is we're going00:12:07
to put candles on your cake and sing you00:12:09
happy birthday can you sing me Happy00:12:11
Birthday 18 times since it's my 18th00:12:13
birthday yeah Marvin you did say00:12:15
anything for jeffy's birthday uh I mean00:12:18
18's a lot of times you sure you want 1800:12:20
yes okay yeah yeah we'll sing it 1800:12:22
times and can everyone dress up like me00:12:25
what why would we dress up like you00:12:26
Jeffy because it's my birthday and it00:12:28
would be fun if every dressed up like me00:12:31
all right everyone go put on a yellow00:12:33
shirt and a blue helmet to look like00:12:35
Jeffy I guess come on baby let's go00:12:37
dress up like Jeffy this is the coolest00:12:39
birthday ever everyone loves me can't00:12:42
believe I'm doing this I look ridiculous00:12:44
baby hurry up a Marvin it's just too big00:12:47
on me baby it looks like a dress look we00:12:49
have to dress up like Jeffy to make him00:12:50
happy on his birthday you really want00:12:52
that money huh baby I already told you00:12:54
this isn't about the money I would do00:12:56
this for anyone on their birthday you00:12:57
would do it for me on my birthday well I00:13:00
mean listen baby it's not about the00:13:03
money breaking news world renowned00:13:07
painter jacqu Pierre Francois the famous00:13:10
painter we all presumed was dead turns00:13:12
out he's actually still alive he faked00:13:15
his death to make his paintings more00:13:16
valuable I have an exclusive interview00:13:18
with him now all right everyone I'm here00:13:21
with the now alive world renowned00:13:23
painter jacqu Pierre Francois so tell us00:13:26
jacqu why would you fake your own death00:13:28
well you see painting are worth more00:13:29
when the artist is dead and I was00:13:31
drowning and gambling Deads so I fake my00:13:33
own death and now my paintings are worth00:13:35
millions extraordinary but how did you00:13:38
fake your death you jumped off the00:13:39
bridge and we saw the splattered remains00:13:41
on the canvas now that was quite simple00:13:43
all I had to do is push a pig off the00:13:45
bridge and when it splatters on the00:13:46
canvas the body was unrecognizable and I00:13:49
bought that painting for $200 million00:13:52
and now that you're not dead that00:13:54
painting's not worth [ __ ] that is as you00:13:55
Americans say too bad so sad I'm going00:13:58
to slap that stupid little pipe cleaner00:14:00
mustache clean off your stupid face00:14:01
don't hate me cuz you Ain me well what00:14:03
about your son he was supposed to00:14:05
inherit your multi-million dollar00:14:06
Fortune ah yes the boy listen son if you00:14:09
are watching this look into the camera00:14:11
look at your papa [ __ ] off well you00:14:14
heard it here first folks I'm out $20000:14:16
million I will now celebrate my Millions00:14:19
by eating one of your American ambals00:14:21
from the mcdonal king oh wow Marvin good00:14:25
thing it wasn't about the money00:14:26
otherwise you'd be really upset right00:14:28
now huh he's not getting any of the00:14:30
money I'm taking this Jeffy out off the00:14:33
C away and poping off the but you said00:14:34
it wasn't about the money of course it00:14:36
was about the money you think I would00:14:38
take care of it for years for free00:14:39
Marvin we love Jeffy I don't you might00:14:42
but I don't I definitely don't he's00:14:43
caught so much hell in my life he's00:14:45
broke stuff I want him gone Jeffy would00:14:47
be really upset right now if he heard00:14:48
the awful things you were saying I'm00:14:50
very upset for the things I heard on the00:14:52
news I thought we were going to get00:14:53
money baby I thought we were going to00:14:54
get be paid that wasn't even your money00:14:56
that was jeffy's money I thought he was00:14:58
going to give us my thought be like hey00:15:00
hey Marvin sorry for screwing your life00:15:02
over for the last few years here here a00:15:03
quick Millie it's quick Millie cash you00:15:05
honestly think Jeffy was going to share00:15:07
yes I thought he gave a [ __ ] I I am so00:15:09
mad I'm going to go throw his cake away00:15:11
I'm taking that damn king crown off his00:15:13
head I'm only sing him happy birthday00:15:14
once Marvin you're going to sing Happy00:15:16
Birthday to him 18 times on his birthday00:15:19
let's go no the only 18 thing that's00:15:21
happening is how old he's turning cuz00:15:22
he's out of the house no Marvin you00:15:24
don't mean that we're kicking him out of00:15:25
the house you think I'm going to deal00:15:26
with him for free he's not going to live00:15:27
with us till he's 30 or 40 I'm kill00:15:29
myself listen I am going to go tell00:15:30
Jeffy that he is gone when he leaves his00:15:32
house we we can see him happy birthday00:15:34
once but I'm taking that Crown we're00:15:38
gone stop right here stop right here all00:15:40
right what's the plan okay we're going00:15:42
to roll the windows down and then you're00:15:44
going to place some silly music so the00:15:46
kids think you're an ice cream truck and00:15:48
then when the kids come out to get that00:15:49
free candy you're going to grab Jeffy00:15:51
and I'm going to jump in the driver's00:15:53
seat and speed off that's a good idea I00:15:55
wish I would have thought about that all00:15:56
right roll your window down00:16:01
free candy00:16:03
[Music]00:16:07
kids okay Jeffy we're dressed up just00:16:09
like you yeah even can oh that's sick00:16:12
it's like I'm grw and you guys are my00:16:14
minions we got to get the girl another00:16:16
unicorn toy you guys hear that it sounds00:16:19
like an ice cream truck ooh ice cream I00:16:20
want ice cream mother if an ice cream00:16:23
truck this birthday is the tips let's go00:16:26
guys I can't believe it a free candy fan00:16:29
what a dream come true I hope they have00:16:30
Starburst oh they better have Snickers00:16:32
dude I want mem guys doesn't this seem a00:16:34
little suspicious how well it's a white00:16:36
van with free candy spray painted on it00:16:38
that's like typical kidnapper stuff Cody00:16:39
nobody kidnaps people anymore that's00:16:41
illegal yeah it's cameras everywhere00:16:42
dude yeah nobody was going to go to jail00:16:44
for kidnapping okay okay yeah I guess00:16:45
you guys are right this isn't sketchy at00:16:47
all Cody let's just go get our free00:16:48
candy and shut up oh here they come all00:16:51
the kids are coming good then you tell00:16:53
the kids they have to go to the back to00:16:55
get the candy and then you grab Jeffy00:16:57
and I'll speed off all right got it00:16:59
all right Jeffy let's hurry up and sing00:17:01
Happy Birthday and then you're getting00:17:02
the hell out of the house Jeffy where's00:17:04
Jeffy where's all the kids at uh Marvin00:17:06
I couldn't find any more balloons at the00:17:08
store don't yell at me I don't care we00:17:09
don't need any more balloons wait00:17:10
seriously you wanted balloons earlier I00:17:12
don't care about this party I don't care00:17:14
about these balloons we don't need00:17:15
anything thank God do you know where the00:17:16
kids are at Chef peipi uh I think00:17:18
they're outside at the ice cream truck00:17:19
getting ice cream ice cream truck yeah00:17:21
you don't hear it we want candy yeah do00:17:24
you have Skittles oh do you have three00:17:25
musketeers yeah yeah yeah I have all the00:17:27
Musketeers and C tool so just if you00:17:30
want candy meet me at the back of the00:17:31
van okay wait wait wait guys this is00:17:33
getting worse how he wants us to meet00:17:35
him at the back of the van yeah that's00:17:36
where he stores all his candy you see00:17:37
how big this van is oh dude just shut up00:17:40
okay but if somebody gets kidnapped00:17:41
don't come crying to me about it come on00:17:43
candy candy candy candy who wants candy00:17:47
we do oh please look for the sneakers00:17:49
first all right let me see if I got00:17:53
it no no Snickers a man what other candy00:17:57
would you kids want uh do you have00:17:59
Starburst wh what the hey hey what are00:18:02
you doing here go away Jeffy nope no00:18:05
Starburst a do you have circus peanuts00:18:08
let me check hurry up and grab them damn00:18:10
it all right they all look the same00:18:13
though what are you kids doing oh Jeffy00:18:14
all your kids go inside right now00:18:28
[Music]00:18:31
there all the candles are lit I can't00:18:34
believe we didn't get any ice cream or00:18:36
candy I don't even think they had candy00:18:37
Jeffy are you ready to blow out your00:18:39
birthday candles yeah are you guys going00:18:41
to sing Happy Birthday to me 18 times of00:18:43
course Jeffy but wait where's Marvin oh00:18:46
he was outside and he yelled at us to00:18:47
come inside and said we couldn't have00:18:49
any candy oh yeah he's in a bad mood00:18:51
Jeffy but he's been in a good mood all00:18:53
day I know but I think he has a headache00:18:55
or something are you ready to sing Happy00:18:57
Birthday to Jeffy yeah all right ready00:19:01
happy birthday to00:19:03
youth happy birthday to you happy00:19:09
birthday dear00:19:11
Jeffy happy birthday to you again again00:19:16
happy birthday to you happy birthday to00:19:22
you happy birthday dear00:19:26
Jeffy happy birthday to you one more00:19:30
time from the to happy00:19:33
[Music]00:19:35
birthday all right Jeffy blow out the00:19:39
candles00:19:42
yay so Jeffy did you like your birthday00:19:44
today well you guys had me in the first00:19:46
half not going to lie but the second00:19:48
half blew major donkey balls what was00:19:50
wrong with the second half well for00:19:52
starters all the presents downstairs00:19:54
were just empty boxes wrapped with00:19:56
wrapping paper and daddy ran away well00:19:58
you know Jeffy I think your dad's going00:20:00
through a midlife crisis today today of00:20:03
all days maybe he's at the store getting00:20:05
you real presents since your gift bags00:20:07
were empty we can only hope well do you00:20:09
want to watch some TV Jeffy ooh since00:20:11
I'm 18 now can we watch Naughty shows00:20:14
I'm talking full frontal no Jeffy let's00:20:16
watch the00:20:19
news breaking news a prisoner in a00:20:23
Maximum Security Prison has escaped00:20:26
please be on the lookout for this woman00:20:28
pick here her name is Nancy real mommy00:20:31
escap from pring uh Jeffy let's watch00:20:35
something else nudity no Jeffy mommy00:20:37
what if real mommy comes and tries to00:20:39
kidnap me we wouldn't let that happen00:20:42
you promise I promise okay good um Now00:20:45
where's Marvin I'm going to give him a00:20:47
call nipple00:20:49
time Jeffy change the channel mommy look00:20:52
at these rocking cans Jeffy change the00:20:54
channel now see00:20:59
Jeffy stop it oh he didn't answer well00:21:03
he's missing a good show Jeffy I'm00:21:04
changing the00:21:08
channel okay let me see Jeffy he's right00:21:11
here he is Mommy wait a minute what are00:21:15
you guys doing let me go this isn't00:21:17
Jeffy sure it is see the blue helmet the00:21:19
yellow shirt no no no this isn't Jeffy00:21:21
this is somebody else with a blue helmet00:21:23
and yellow shirt listen this is too hard00:21:26
can we try something easier wait wait00:21:27
you're jeffy's mom wait a minute you're00:21:29
the boo who put me in jail well no no00:21:31
you put yourself in jail but I had00:21:32
nothing to do with it okay look I don't00:21:34
want you I wanted Jeffy so I could take00:21:37
his millions of dollars that I rightly00:21:39
deserve well good luck getting that00:21:40
money because his dad's not dead he's00:21:42
actually alive and he's not giving Jeffy00:21:43
any of the money nice try you really00:21:45
expect me to believe that well it's on00:21:47
the news you just turn it on yeah right00:21:49
you'll say anything to get me to let you00:21:50
go now I have a better idea for you I'm00:21:53
going to hold you hostage until Jeffy00:21:55
gives me that money he doesn't have the00:21:57
money well if he doesn't give me the00:21:58
money you're dead hey can I use your00:22:02
phone sure I got to call his family all00:22:04
right what's jeffy's number jeffy's00:22:06
number why do you need his number00:22:07
because I'm going to call Jeffy and00:22:08
you're going to tell him you're00:22:09
kidnapped and that you're going to die00:22:11
if he doesn't give me that money he's00:22:12
not going to believe me well we're going00:22:13
to try anyway oh okay his number is I'm00:22:17
changing the channel Jeffy no you're not00:22:19
I've waited 18 years to watch shows like00:22:21
this you're not going to take this from00:22:23
me you can wait a little longer wait00:22:25
wait wait my phone's ringing maybe it's00:22:26
Marvin no it's not my phone phone yeah00:22:29
it's my phone yellow you have reached00:22:31
the plug please shiby shiby go on talk00:22:36
uh Jeffy it's it's me say shiby what say00:22:40
shiby uh shiby what was that was it some00:22:43
kind of code no he told me to do that00:22:44
before I talked just say what I told you00:22:46
damn it hey Jeffy it's me Marvin uh I00:22:49
was kidnapped sorry wrong number what00:22:51
who was that Jeffy it was some salesman00:22:53
trying to sell me a car's extended00:22:55
warranty but you don't have a c exactly00:22:57
why hung I'll buy him a you're so smart00:23:00
Jeffy I know what'd he say oh he thought00:23:02
it was a wrong number God damn it make00:23:04
him believe you or I'll shoot you in the00:23:05
head oh call my wife call my wife okay00:23:09
Jeffy hold on my phone's ringing it's a00:23:11
block number hello talking no funny00:23:13
business uh hey baby Marvin where are00:23:16
you why are you calling from a block00:23:18
number oh it's a long story so I got oh00:23:20
my God are you calling from a side00:23:22
chick's phone what side chick would I00:23:24
have listen baby look I'm kidnapped and00:23:25
they want millions of dollars so can you00:23:27
Marvin is this your sick way of trying00:23:29
to make money because jeffy's dad really00:23:31
isn't dead wait he's not baby I'm not00:23:34
trying to make money I can't believe you00:23:35
abandoned Jeffy on his birthday you're a00:23:37
dead beat dad no I'm kidnapped I didn't00:23:39
I guess just come home whenever you feel00:23:41
like H up okay what' she say uh she00:23:44
thinks I'm a dead beat dad and I left00:23:46
Jeffy on his birthday oh God damn it00:23:47
that's it I'm killing him get my gun no00:23:49
no no no don't get the gun okay how00:23:51
about one of you call him because you00:23:52
guys have scary voices so who has the00:23:54
scarier voice she does okay mommy is my00:23:57
real dad really alive yes he is Jeffy00:24:00
well I want to meet him no I don't think00:24:02
you do just don't watch the news no I00:24:04
want to meet him cuz I bet real daddy00:24:06
wouldn't leave me at my own birthday00:24:07
party I don't know about that Jeffy wait00:24:10
my phone's ringing I bet it's Marvin00:24:11
what do you want Marvin if you ever want00:24:13
to see Marvin again you'll give me $500:24:15
million wait this isn't Marvin no it's00:24:18
not and if you ever want to see Marvin00:24:20
again give me $5 million what's going on00:24:23
okay I kidnapped Marvin and if you want00:24:26
to see him again you will give me five00:24:28
million but I don't have $5 million well00:24:31
then I guess you're not going to see00:24:32
Marvin again what should I kill him now00:24:34
no don't do that um I'll just call you00:24:35
back in 5 minutes what okay wait but uh00:24:39
you called from a block number so I00:24:40
don't have your number oh yeah hold on00:24:43
what what is your number mine no the guy00:24:45
who's tied up what's his number no I was00:24:48
being sarcastic yes your number well00:24:50
then you should have said something you00:24:51
should have said hey screw ball what's00:24:52
your phone number hey screw ball what00:24:55
what is your phone number 55500:24:58
555 55 56 it's it's all fives with the00:25:03
six at the end you can't screw it up00:25:05
okay I I'll call back in 5 minutes okay00:25:07
Jeffy your dad's been kidnapped which00:25:09
one Marvin oh well good he deserved it00:25:13
he left me at my own birthday party oh00:25:14
I'm going to call the cops what' they00:25:16
say they're going to call me back but if00:25:18
they don't call me back in 5 minutes I'm00:25:20
killing you oh they're going to call00:25:21
back hey there somebody called the cops00:25:23
and I brought backup cuz in case you00:25:24
haven't heard there's a goon on the00:25:26
loose and she's a real Rascal that goon00:25:28
so have you seen any goons what about00:25:30
you kid you look like you've seen a goon00:25:31
or two that goon kidnapped my husband00:25:33
it's the woman that escaped from prison00:25:34
that was on the news I'm sorry what the00:25:36
woman on the news that escaped from00:25:37
prison see I just distinctly didn't hear00:25:39
you say happy birthday to the birthday00:25:41
boy oh is it your birthday today no budy00:25:44
loves me I'm so sorry it's just it's my00:25:47
son's birthday today so oh yeah God I00:25:50
hate people have the same birthday as me00:25:51
I wish they'd all die can we focus here00:25:53
please this woman kidnapped my husband00:25:55
she's asking for $5 million or she's00:25:57
going to kill him wait you were00:25:58
contacted by the woman who escaped from00:26:00
prison you hear that Simmons we have a00:26:02
lead we have a lead we have a lead so00:26:06
where is she I don't know she called00:26:07
from a blocked phone number a blocked00:26:09
phone number we lost the lead we lost00:26:12
the lead we lost the lead but she did00:26:16
give me her phone number she gave you a00:26:18
phone number she gave you her phone00:26:20
number she gave you her phone number00:26:23
okay great so we can just call her so we00:26:25
can just call her so we sim Simmons stop00:26:27
stop singing it's starting to piss me00:26:29
off okay so we can just call her and00:26:30
hear her demands yes but I already told00:26:32
you her demand she wants $5 million or00:26:34
she's going to kill Marvin Hey listen00:26:36
you've never met a negotiator like me I00:26:38
can get that price way down you should00:26:40
have seen me get my Hyundai Sonata I got00:26:42
them to take five grand off the sticker00:26:44
oh man it was great hey you you want to00:26:46
ride in my Hyundai Sonata no please can00:26:48
we just focus and call this come on you00:26:50
got to take a ride in my Sonata come on00:26:52
there she is that's my baby it's very00:26:54
nice now can we pleas it is very nice I00:26:56
insist you take a ride in her no that's00:26:58
not necessary can we please go call it's00:27:00
very necessary when you feel the seats00:27:01
are going to be in heaven I'll take your00:27:03
word for it please let's go call don't00:27:04
to take my word for it come on let's00:27:06
take a ride oh man I love being in this00:27:08
car it's way more comfy than the cop car00:27:11
which I have to go get in soon yes this00:27:13
car is very impressive now can we please00:27:14
go this car has so many features like00:27:16
check this out you're going to love this00:27:18
you know what that is that's a blind00:27:19
spot camera so if some little brat tries00:27:21
running up on me while I'm turning I can00:27:23
see them it's very convenient can we go00:27:25
back inside I got all of these features00:27:27
for a steal at the Hyundai Sunday Sales00:27:29
Event I'm so happy for you can we please00:27:31
go call Jeff I think we should take a00:27:33
quick little ride around the00:27:34
neighborhood no come on come on you love00:27:36
it oh man how lucky are you you get to00:27:39
ride my Sonata not a lot of people get00:27:40
to do that not even my daughter you know00:27:42
cuz she eats crackers and the crumbs get00:27:44
between the seats oh big mess can we00:27:46
please huge mess can we please and then00:27:48
you got to get in there with a vacuum00:27:49
and that takes forever and it's loud can00:27:50
wee and then you got to pay the vacuum00:27:52
with CDs and that just sucks can we00:27:54
please call the woman now oh yeah we can00:27:56
call it just hold on H it's ringing00:27:59
hello hey there ma'am I just wanted to00:28:01
let you know that this is the police and00:28:03
you're going to jail [ __ ] say hi00:28:05
Simmons hi Simmons No Simmons you're00:28:08
supposed to just call her a [ __ ] [ __ ]00:28:10
you hear that that's my buddy Simmons00:28:11
and he's going to kick your ass I sure00:28:13
am yeah he'll hit a woman he doesn't00:28:14
care I don't care he doesn't care Oh no00:28:17
you're not cuz I got a hostage oh man I00:28:20
hate when they have hostages what do you00:28:21
want I want $5 million you're going to00:28:24
meet me in the field you know the one oh00:28:27
yeah of course I know the field field00:28:28
it's the field it's the one field you're00:28:30
going to meet me in the field in an hour00:28:31
with $5 million and Jeffy cuz I want to00:28:34
say hi to him okay okay but but hear me00:28:37
out how about $3 million no it's $500:28:40
million or I kill this guy right now oh00:28:43
damn you're not playing so I don't get00:28:45
the Hyundai Sunday Sales Event price no00:28:48
okay Simmons when we get there we're00:28:50
going to shoot her in the face and no00:28:52
weapons oh come on that's not fair so do00:28:55
we have a deal okay stupid I didn't get00:28:59
anything out of that phone call I'm00:29:01
sorry matee what did she say she wants00:29:03
us to meet her in the field in an hour00:29:05
with $5 million and Jeffy but we don't00:29:07
have $5 million yeah I know so when she00:29:09
gets there you and I are just going to00:29:11
tackle her I mean it's two against one00:29:12
and she's had no weapons so I think we00:29:14
can take her yeah come on Jeffy let's go00:29:16
see her so what's happening we're going00:29:17
to meet the cops and Jeffy in an hour to00:29:20
trade you for the money yes screw ball00:29:23
why would we meet with the cops wouldn't00:29:24
they just shoot us no because I told00:29:26
them no weapons oh that's smart but00:29:28
guess who's going to bring their gun who00:29:31
me well that's not fair shouldn't you00:29:33
tell them so it's fair no I don't care00:29:35
if it's fair come on we're going00:29:39
[Music]00:29:48
okay okay Simmons I'm assuming they're00:29:51
in the van that says free candy on it oh00:29:53
mate you think we can get some free00:29:54
candy I don't think they have any free00:29:55
candy Simmons well why would they put it00:29:57
on the van if it's not true I'm going to00:29:59
take a wild guas and say it so they can00:30:00
kidnap people but that's illegal I know00:30:03
and that's why we're going to arrest00:30:04
them so what we're going to do is we're00:30:05
going to get out of the van and we're00:30:06
going to play good cop we're going to be00:30:07
like hey we got your money and then bam00:30:09
we whoop our ass and then we save Marvin00:30:11
we get the key to the city and the chief00:30:13
is going to give us promotions sounds00:30:14
good mate all right Jeffy you stay here00:30:17
all right [ __ ] where he ow God damn it00:30:20
no Simmons I'm not all right I close the00:30:22
door in my hand you need to go to the00:30:23
hospital no we're doing this hold on00:30:26
okay look we brought your money and we00:30:28
didn't bring any weapons well I did00:30:31
bring a weapon so show me the money or00:30:32
I'm going to blow his head off that's00:30:34
not fair that's not fair that's not fair00:30:38
we said No weapons we were going to beat00:30:40
your ass H you really thought I was00:30:42
stupid enough not to bring a gun Now00:30:44
show me the money or I'm going to shoot00:30:46
him and all he use well you see it's00:30:49
actually kind of a funny story cuz we00:30:51
didn't bring the money cuz me and00:30:53
Simmons thought we could beat you up all00:30:55
right that's it I'm killing him oh no no00:30:56
no no no no wait wait wait don't don't00:30:57
shoot we have Jeffy in the back of the00:30:59
car you wanted him right okay hand over00:31:02
Jeffy uh Jeffy could you come out of the00:31:05
car hey Mommy Jeffy run hey Jeffy mommy00:31:09
missed you now come to Mommy go hey at00:31:13
least we save barvin right go on Jeffy a00:31:16
well you're not going to let her take00:31:17
Jeffy are you we don't have any weapons00:31:18
bro I don't know what you want us to do00:31:20
hey Jeffy happy00:31:22
birthday okay since you didn't bring my00:31:24
money I'm taking Jeffy with me and00:31:26
whenever you want to stop playing games00:31:27
maybe we can make another deal come on00:31:29
oh Danny help00:31:36
me she took him she really just took him00:31:39
I mean hey at least you don't have to00:31:41
deal with him anymore well I know but00:31:42
like I don't want anything bad to happen00:31:44
to him why what do you care you always00:31:46
complaining about him anyway well I know00:31:48
I just I still care about him yeah I00:31:51
mean look on the bright side at least00:31:52
it's a nice day for it you know it's not00:31:54
too hot not too cold you know if my kid00:31:55
were to get kidnapped I'd want it to be00:31:57
in weather like this true what you guys00:31:59
got to do something come on Chase the B00:32:00
we can't do anything man we don't have00:32:02
any weapons and she has a handgun she00:32:04
could shoot all of us wait mate don't we00:32:06
have a sniper rifle in the trunk of the00:32:07
car oh yeah we do have a sniper rifle in00:32:10
the trunk of the car okay Simmons I want00:32:12
you to camp out somewhere get up in one00:32:13
of these trees and shoot out her tires00:32:15
on it okay Marvin me and you are going00:32:17
to chase that van down come on let's00:32:19
go someone's going to die today all00:32:23
right Marvin you're about to see how I00:32:24
drove on my dri's test when I was 1600:32:27
poorly00:32:37
there she is there she is catch up with00:32:38
her I'm trying00:32:42
[Music]00:32:45
man scall hurry up he's gain it on00:32:51
us why are you trying to hurt Mommy I00:32:54
hate00:32:56
you man she is driving like crazy I00:32:59
guess I can add reckless driving to the00:33:00
list of charges you know I can make00:33:02
corny cop puns because we're in a police00:33:04
chain we're just focus on the road okay00:33:07
oh Jeffy I'm sick of you I never loved00:33:09
you you were an accident after I get my00:33:11
money I'm going to kill you and bury you00:33:13
in the deepest hole I can find and then00:33:15
I'm going to kill your other F Daddy00:33:17
help00:33:18
me rammer you should rammer okay I'm00:33:21
going to do a pit maneuver yeah go wait00:33:22
wait wait what's going on what's going00:33:24
on what's going on oh [ __ ] what I ran00:33:26
out of gas ran out gas well she's00:33:28
getting away can we get more gas H I00:33:30
don't see any gas stations in this00:33:32
[ __ ] field do you well no but she's00:33:34
getting away it's up to Simmons now00:33:36
Simmons I need you to shoot those tires00:33:38
out right now I'm on it mate hold still00:33:41
you00:33:53
bastard uh Simmons you are only supposed00:33:56
to shoot the tires00:34:00
whoops jeffy's Dead uh uh dispatch we we00:34:04
need we need an ambulance and fire00:34:06
trucks just just just all of it get out00:34:08
here00:34:10
now Marvin oh my God Marvin thank God00:34:13
you're okay and no one was hurt oo uh00:34:16
Simmons I think we should probably leave00:34:18
why this is about to be really sad00:34:20
Marvin where's Jeffy uh he's uh he's not00:34:24
coming back baby what do you mean he00:34:25
isn't coming back where is he his uh his00:34:29
his mom took him no she didn't murphin00:34:31
we have to go back there we have to go00:34:32
get him get the cops00:34:34
no he's dead baby he's dead what are you00:34:37
talking about Marvin listen the mom took00:34:41
him in the van and the van exploded and00:34:43
and Jeffy died in the explosion exploded00:34:45
no no Marvin Jeffy can't be gone no he00:34:48
just can't he can't go go get Jeffy he's00:34:52
dead baby he's dead but he's not coming00:34:55
he's not coming back Marvin no it can't00:34:57
be this is this isn't happening it's his00:35:00
birthday today Marvin no I know I know00:35:03
he died baby I know I should have been00:35:04
nicer to him I just can't believe this00:35:07
is happening I know I know that's our00:35:10
baby boy I know we should have I should00:35:12
have been nicer to him I shouldn't have00:35:13
I shouldn't have been mean to him on his00:35:14
birthday I'm sorry if I had a chance I'd00:35:16
say sorry I wish he was here right now00:35:19
no00:35:20
Jeffy oh man Simmons I feel bad but you00:35:23
must feel way worse cuz you [ __ ] suck00:35:26
it shooting this was irely your fault it00:35:28
was a moving Target mate gas cap Tire00:35:31
big difference Simmons but they're both00:35:34
round okay Simmons let's just go I just00:35:37
wish Jeffy was back I know baby I miss00:35:40
Jeffy too I wish I could just hear him00:35:42
do that annoying sound One More Time00:35:45
Marvin that was a really good impression00:35:48
what that wasn't me I thought it was you00:35:49
what don't be sad Daddy it's not like00:35:51
you had to walk 50 mi in the dark00:35:53
getting eaten by mosquitoes on your00:35:55
birthday Jeffy you're alive my God00:35:58
yeah I jumped down the back of the van00:35:59
before it exploded what yeah this is00:36:02
what happened uh hey we're almost out of00:36:05
gas then find the gas station Jeffy00:36:09
Jeffy no Jeffy00:36:14
Jeffy die [ __ ] so that's what happened00:36:18
thank God you're home Jeffy yeah we love00:36:20
you so much Jeffy Bo it's not like every00:36:22
day you kill your mom on your birthday00:36:24
Jeffy listen I know you're 18 but you00:36:25
don't have to move out of the house you00:36:26
can stay here as long as you want00:36:27
because I can't imagine life without you00:36:29
because I've gotten so used to you I00:36:30
know I know I was mad at you today on00:36:31
your birthday but that was just because00:36:33
I thought we were getting money but I00:36:34
don't care about the money I I just want00:36:35
you Jeffy I love you so much a love you00:36:38
too Mommy and Daddy but I didn't plan on00:36:39
going00:36:40
anywhere who's at the door hold on hello00:36:43
hey what are you doing here I just00:36:45
wanted to say I'm sorry I thought you00:36:48
died you were driving the van no I heard00:36:49
a gunshot and I got scared and jumped00:36:51
out uh hey we're almost out of gas then00:36:56
find the gas station00:36:58
Jeffy Jeffy no Jeffy Jeffy gunshots I'm00:37:02
out of00:37:03
here so do you accept my apology get out00:37:06
of here I don't want to see ever again00:37:07
I'll call the cops right now who was at00:37:10
the door Marvin it was one of the00:37:11
kidnappers what I already called the00:37:13
cops hey there you call me oh hey you're00:37:15
not dead how the hell did that happen00:37:17
listen listen one of the kidnappers at00:37:18
the door he survived oh hey that means00:37:20
nobody died today well actually I shot00:37:23
my mom in the face before the van00:37:24
exploded oh okay well with the explosion00:37:29
there's no trace of the body so that00:37:31
means no paperwork for me and that's the00:37:33
best birthday present I could ask for00:37:36
this video is about me it should have00:37:38
been called Brooklyn guys 45th birthday00:37:40
no balls name it that00:37:44
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Questions about downloading video
How can I download "SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!" video?
http://univideos.ru/ website is the best way to download a video or a separate audio track if you want to do without installing programs and extensions.
The UDL Helper extension is a convenient button that is seamlessly integrated into YouTube, Instagram and OK.ru sites for fast content download.
UDL Client program (for Windows) is the most powerful solution that supports more than 900 websites, social networks and video hosting sites, as well as any video quality that is available in the source.
UDL Lite is a really convenient way to access a website from your mobile device. With its help, you can easily download videos directly to your smartphone.
Which format of "SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!" video should I choose?
The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.
Why does my computer freeze when loading a "SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!" video?
The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.
How can I download "SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!" video to my phone?
You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.
How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!"?
The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.
How can I save a frame from a video "SML Movie: Jeffy's 18th Birthday!"?
This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
How do I play and download streaming video?
- in video formats, hover your mouse over "Streaming Video**";
- right-click on "Copy link";
- open VLC-player;
- select Media - Open Network Stream - Network in the menu;
- paste the copied link into the input field;
- click "Play".
- copy the video address (URL);
- select "Open Network Stream" in the "Media" item of VLC player and paste the link to the video into the input field;
- click on the arrow on the "Play" button and select "Convert" in the list;
- select "Video - H.264 + MP3 (MP4)" in the "Profile" line;
- click the "Browse" button to select a folder to save the converted video and click the "Start" button;
- conversion speed depends on the resolution and duration of the video.
For this purpose you need VLC-player, which can be downloaded for free from the official website https://www.videolan.org/vlc/.
How to play streaming video through VLC player:
To download streaming video via VLC player, you need to convert it:
Warning: this download method no longer works with most YouTube videos.
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