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משפחת
שווץ
חיים
דרור
מבצר
כריות
אנימציה
משחקי
הכס
פישוטו
שוורץ
קומדיה
israel
animation
ריק ומורטי
rick morty
רועי כפרי
cartoon
anime
nonsense
אבא ובן
משפחה
מצחיק
funny
סבתא
כלב
דיבוב
game of thrones
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00:00:00
Hello there!
00:00:02
"Bois Kastel"
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Boys...?
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Get out of here!
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No girls allowed!
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Go away, or we shall attack!
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Attack!
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Quickly, Sir Dror!
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Strike them with the cavalry!
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Yes Lord Father!
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Pishoto!
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Ohhh, they're playing togther
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How cute!
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Haim, I hope you don't expect ME to clean up this mess!
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Yeah! We saved the fortress!
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You scared them away, Dror!
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Well done, my gentle and k... kind hearted son
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who commands his army like a puppet master huuuh
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Now we can finally take care of the drought!
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Yes yes, of course, the drought, THE DROUGHT!
00:00:48
Hmmm, what's that? It smells so good...
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Do not be tempted by their witchcraft, Dror
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These are our ENEMIES!
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They're not cooking, they're BREWING a SCHEME, huh?
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A scheme, huh?
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Indeed, Dror.
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We must pervent these witches from obtaining the GREAT POWER OF EVIL!
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Y... yeah, but I was thinking
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that maybe we could stop the famine... and the drought...
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Off course, the drought, THE DROUGHT,
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But how are we supposed to take care of the drought
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if we don't have the power to do so
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SIR DROR?!
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We need someone brave enough
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who will murder his grandma, that old hag,
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and bring back her magic staff!
00:01:20
Staff? Why bring back the staff?
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"Why bring back the staff?"
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"WHY BRING BACK THE STAFF??!!!"
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Heard that, Pishoto?
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This fool asks why he should bring back the staff...
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This staff is very dangerous as long as your grandma holds it, Sir Dror!
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It can screw the entire kingdom!
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- Is that what you want? For the entire kingdom to be screwed? - No...
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And for it to be ON YOU?!
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APOLCAYPSE! Is that what you want?!
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No...
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I would have done this myself, Dror
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Murder grandma...
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But I'm too old and chubby
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But don't look at your ol' man like that,
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When I was your age I was WAAAY MORE chubby, huuuh!
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What...?
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What knight would be brave enough to murder his very own grandmother,
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his own flesh and blood, TO SAVE THE KINGDOM?!
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Me, ME! WHO CAB POSSIBLY BE BRAVE ENOUGH?!
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ME ME ME!
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Wonderful, kiddo! Now go murder granny.
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Mom, have you seen my big cooking pot?
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Oh, hello to our lil' knight!
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Silence, queen of the witches!
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I'm here to slay you and take your staff!
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Dror, you can't talk to your grandma this way!
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Shhhh... let him, let him.
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So, you came to slay me?
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I assume that it was the mad king who ordered you to do so...
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..."Mad"?
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WELL WHAH? Are you being a brave knight or well whah?
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HOW DARE YOU!
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Perheps you should ask him why all the crops are dying and your citizens are starving...
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Your father craves power while his people are scrapping for leftovers!
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Th... that's YOUR fault, you evil witch!
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Listen... to your heart...
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Mom, should I put the Okra now?
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Give it five more minutes.
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Your father craves power...
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His people are scrapping for leftovers...
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Listen to your heart...
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The Okra turns out soggy if you put it in early...
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HA! I see that you have returned from your quest,
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fat and in one piece! How was it?
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- Um, it wa... - Great, GREAT!
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SO...
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Daddy has been a bad boy, naughty,
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I Pimped-My-Fortress!
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Look, I made these two beautiful statues of you and me
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But I ran out of gold so I made your's out of...
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Out of...
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I made it out of...
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We really need to get him to the vet you know...
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Yeah, of course, the drought, THE DROUGHT!
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Lord father!
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Now that we have the staff, I INSIST
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that we establish economic ties with our neighboring kingdoms!
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We are in desperate need of crops and food for the citi...
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- Look who wants to be a benevolent ruler all of a sudden, huh? - I...
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Su... such a good boy
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who thinks of the widows,
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th... the gentiles,
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and the...
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...AND THIS!...
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You know, daddy is super proud of you, Sir Dror, for real.
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Or should I say...
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LORD Dror...
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L... Lord? Me?
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Yes... a LORD.
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Really?????
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Off course, now that I am king, you can be a lord!
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IT IS POISONED!
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- Dad, you just need to add some water to the raspberry syru... - I SAID POISONED!!!!
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EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
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ALL DAY LONG, KILL ME AND POISON ME!
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I bet you that Pishoto is behind this...
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Dad, now you are just being paranoid!
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Next thing you know he'll put date-rape pills in my drink
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as if I was a HOT SORORITY CHICK, huh?!
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But I'll put him in his place...
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Lord Dror, hand over the magic staff!
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Dror!... No.
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What's that?
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Grandma was right,
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You always want all the power, and you ruin the game!
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I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
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Dror, give me the staff before I get angry!
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You are an evil king, and you shall pay for it!
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GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!
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THIS STAFF BELONGS TO ME, TO ME!
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YOU SHALL TORMENT THIS KINGDOM NO LONGER!
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Pishoto, quick
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Throw the staff back to me!
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Don't listen to him Pishoto,
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Hand over the staff to your rightful king, I COMMEND THEE!
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No, thrrow it to me!
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Just give the staff to the man who respects you the way you are...
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Wh... DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
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Who loves his cute little Pishoto more than anything else in the world?
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DIS GUY!
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Pishoto don't even think about it!
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What the hell is he doing?
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Oh no, that's not good...
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Not good at all...
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pISHOTO sTRONK nOW!
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pISHOTO tTtTtTtT yo' ass!
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tTtT...?
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NOOOOOOO!!! You're not tTtTing anyone today!
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Daddy! No!
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pISHOTO sTRONK! pISHOTO tTtTtT dA cASTLE!
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B... behold... how the mighty me has fallen...
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Dad...
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I'm so sorry, Dror, my boy...
00:06:27
I had such lust for power,
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that I've forgotten about the hungry citizens.
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... and you know how much daddy loves HAY...
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Daddy don't say it :(
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I CAN'T HELP IT, I LOOOVE HAY!!!
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Dinner is ready!
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Who's hungry?
00:06:47
Me!
00:06:48
Me too!
00:07:00
IN LOVING MEMORY OF MIKKY 2003-2018 LEST WE FORGET

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