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and we get the air conditioning rattling
a little more in the background please 00:00:09
I'm having a wonderful time in Philly you've
got me right in the middle of the U.S tour 00:00:14
about to go to Europe and then I'll come
back here I'm essentially on the run forever 00:00:20
I think I'm running toward my demons 00:00:23
I'm trying to catch up to my demons I feel like me
and my demons need to get reacquainted [Applause] 00:00:34
Billy let's do it00:00:38
oh00:00:42
yes yes [Applause]00:00:50
[Applause]00:00:55
it's so exciting to be here the last time
I was in Philadelphia was February 2020. 00:01:07
did I miss anything thank you my appearance
tonight is proudly brought to you by Pfizer 00:01:17
I have had not one not two but three shots
of the sweet sweet fries juice [Applause] 00:01:27
I'm ready to mingle Philly spit in my [ __ ] mouth00:01:34
I'm ready for a fourth one I want the
fourth one I don't I don't care what's 00:01:39
in it I'll drink it put it in me I once snorted
a line of speed off the seat of a porta-potty00:01:48
is gonna kill me kill me I already did it
it's in here right now slowly multiplying 00:01:58
just a little Shadow on an MRI which incidentally
is my new single it's just a little Shadow on an 00:02:07
MRI it's gonna kill me in my sleep [Applause]
hmm you can get that on my SoundCloud00:02:18
vaccine hesitancy out there on00:02:25
automation but there is also some misinformation 00:02:28
amongst the vaccine hesitant
you may be surprised to learn00:02:34
I was reading in the news about a
hairdresser who was Banning anyone 00:02:43
who had been vaccinated from entering her hair
salon because she said anyone who had had the 00:02:49
vaccine had the ability to drastically
negatively impact the menstrual cycle 00:02:54
of any women they even happened to be in the
same room as so apparently I can do that now00:03:08
superpower Ed by the power of my
vaccination slightly heavier flow00:03:22
until right in the middle of a pilates class00:03:28
I am iron deficiency man00:03:35
I understand if you get the vaccine
it messes with your cycle I had a lot 00:03:38
of friends who had weird periods for a
couple of months after getting the vax 00:03:41
but just by mere proximity to those who have
been vaccinated that is some powerful stuff 00:03:49
that's like you [ __ ] your pants
because I had Wendy's three days ago00:04:06
this is my inhale Exile tour I'm on what I'm
calling a self-imposed Exile from Australia oh 00:04:13
my God that's his accent I'm in self-imposed
Exile I'm happy with that I'm like a modern 00:04:20
day Malena Dietrich although while she
was a Hollywood Starlet who refused to 00:04:25
go back to her home country of Germany during
World War II I'm a big great comedian who's 00:04:30
not going back to Australia until they take
Serious action on climate change acknowledge 00:04:36
these systemic racism and publicly distance
themselves from Outback Steakhouse and Fosters00:04:45
we don't eat that [ __ ] we don't drink that
[ __ ] but when you're in self-imposed Excel 00:04:52
you've got to give back you know what I mean
you've got to be give back to your Homeland and 00:04:55
just as Marlena donated hundreds of thousands of
dollars to help Jewish people escape from Germany 00:05:00
this year I will will be exclusively following
australian-based sex workers on only fans so00:05:13
[Applause] 00:05:14
amazing oh hello there I've just noticed
that you can see what's happening down here00:05:24
you're getting the special DVD
featurette behind the scenes 00:05:28
haven't even put out the special
you're already seeing the action00:05:39
and who are you here with Jess and Kevin what did
you do today Jess what did you do today Jess Jess00:05:56
what did you do today00:05:59
you worked what do you do in the day times Jess 00:06:07
you're a project manager just
any [ __ ] project I'll manage it 00:06:12
it's full bring me a project and I will manage it
is Kevin a project you've been managing [Applause]00:06:24
no Kevin's shaking his head you haven't been
managed Kevin you look very neat and tidy you've 00:06:32
got a button-up shirt looks pretty [ __ ] managed
to me what are you doing the day times Kevin 00:06:40
you're a biologist oh my God you don't need a
project manager you're out there looking at things 00:06:44
digging up tadpoles and eating them and [ __ ] is
that what you know I assume that's what happens 00:06:51
what's your name00:07:02
[Laughter] 00:07:03
what is it you listen Elissa e-l-l-i-s-a
no okay let's play this game for 25 minutes00:07:18
e-l-y-s-a no no think Melissa dropped the m a
double l i double s i a m l i double Mississippi00:07:28
what did you do today Melissa you got high and you
get yeah yes unless there's a drug addict let's go00:07:47
let's glorify drug use come on
what kind of drugs did you take 00:07:54
beautiful oh yes apparently
I'm a lot of fun on editables00:08:07
thank you very much something
to do with the color movement00:08:41
[Applause]00:08:42
so I took the rock bag home from the airport
when I got here I went I got the bag off the 00:08:53
baggage carousel and I took it home didn't look
at the bag tag looked exactly like my bag threw 00:08:57
it in the corner had a nice cup of tea watched an
episode of The X-Files and then I went to open it 00:09:03
to get my phone charger out not my stuff it was
weird I mean at first it was funny like I was 00:09:10
trying on all the clothes using the toothbrush
gave myself a back massage with the vibrator00:09:22
suddenly it occurred to me hang on a second
if I have this person's stuff then this 00:09:30
person must have my stuff quickly back to the
airport son of a [ __ ] is touching my [ __ ]00:09:41
hurry before they find the hard drives00:09:50
that was an airport story00:09:54
it's the American Association of 2 touring
comedians has an industry standard that you 00:09:59
have to adhere to when you do shows here
as a foreign artist it's Union regulated 00:10:04
there's nothing I can do about you have to
do at least two to three airport Airline 00:10:10
Airline plane store Ys you need at
least um four to five come references 00:10:17
and a hot take on the difference between men
and women so I'll just tell another airport 00:10:23
story and then I'll segue seamlessly into my
hilarious impression of my wife getting ready 00:10:30
to go out to dinner it's all moisturizer
and shoe Buckle she's such a dumb [ __ ]00:10:38
hahaha so I was at the airport00:10:44
I spent a couple of weeks in California and
I had to fly whoa whoa I might have been in 00:10:50
the [ __ ] bit you don't know I just say
that California which bit I was in Eureka00:10:57
that's there but I spent a couple of weeks up
there and I had to fly from Eureka in Humboldt 00:11:02
County to Denver Colorado and that's all you
have to do in this country is just name a place 00:11:11
and someone will just00:11:12
New York00:11:18
Chicago yeah you're very00:11:21
USA you will say there's lots of
bits we all live in one of them 00:11:27
we visited some we liked them when we were there00:11:32
you're very unified as a country aren't Trump any
[ __ ] way I had to fly from Eureka airport in 00:11:43
Humboldt County to Denver Colorado and I arrived
at the airport and I don't know if you've been 00:11:47
to that airport but it's more of a log cabin than
an airport in place of a departures board there's 00:11:53
like the head of a moose mounted on the wall
and as I walked in a police officer immediately 00:11:58
approached me and said where is your mask and
I went oh [ __ ] I don't have my mask on this 00:12:03
is back when we were still wearing masks and
by the way I am Pro mask I'm just Auntie ears 00:12:11
so I put my backpack down and I reached into
the front pocket of my of my pack to retrieve 00:12:16
my mask and I grabbed a hold of something that
was not a mask one of the side effects of being a 00:12:24
touring comedian traveling through California
is that total strangers give you free drugs00:12:32
which is how I found myself crouched on the
floor of an airport next to an officer of the 00:12:38
law holding a handful of hallucinogenic mushrooms
for some reason I looked up at the cop and said hi00:12:57
did00:12:58
I'm just looking for my mask and I
reached around in the pocket and I 00:13:05
found the mask but it was just loose in the
pocket with the mushrooms and I realized if 00:13:09
I pulled the mask out the shrooms would
go flying across the terminal so I said00:13:17
I can't seem to locate my mask
officer and he reached for his 00:13:22
gun and I said please don't kill me
and then he pulled a disposable mask 00:13:27
out of his pocket and said I got
a spare you have a great flight oh00:13:34
thank you officer now I'm not sure what
kind of training Humboldt County police 00:13:43
officers do to recognize suspicious activity 00:13:48
but on that day this guy must have been out
racially profiling teenagers or something 00:13:53
because he was oblivious now I'm getting the
sense from a lot of you mostly Alyssa that00:14:01
I'm getting the Scentsy you're all going Randy
what's the big deal mushrooms are decriminalized 00:14:06
in California I didn't know that so I'm like I
can't check these mushrooms in the cops standing 00:14:15
at the door looking at me there's no trash
cans in the terminal I said what am I going 00:14:18
to do with these mushrooms and then it came
to me I crouched down next to the next to the 00:14:23
wall right and I put my bag down and I pretended
to tie my shoelaces and then I just I ate them00:14:33
all of them00:14:39
that flight from California to Colorado
was the longest three weeks of my life00:14:49
has been the rest of the day lying on the
floor of an airport hotel in Denver just going00:14:57
oh gosh when are you gonna grow up Randy unless
you deep program yourself at some point every 00:15:16
choice you make as an adult is based on an idea
you had as a child which is terrifying because 00:15:22
children are [ __ ] idiots running around bumping
into the furniture eating dirt you dedicate your 00:15:30
life to just trying to keep them alive then
they get a little bit of therapy in their 30s 00:15:35
and suddenly it's your fault they punched a
police horse and took a [ __ ] in the mailbox00:15:42
and I have nothing against therapy I think
everybody should do therapy I think it's a 00:15:46
great thing I've done it most of my friends
have done through a lot of people my age have 00:15:50
done therapy my father's generation
[ __ ] no you wouldn't see a shrink 00:15:57
unless you had a nervous breakdown
which these days I believe the kids 00:16:02
refer to as being honest with yourself
and those around you foreign snowflakes00:16:15
but again not to [ __ ] on my father's generation
you know my father's generation salt of the earth 00:16:20
hard-working barbecue tongue wielding negative
gearing pillars of repression the kind of men 00:16:28
who can't help but point out the make and
model of every single car that drives past 00:16:33
oh it's a GMT XE CRV and yet really struggle
with the whole lgbtqa plus concept don't get 00:16:44
me started on those freaks they're taking up the
entire alphabet oh look at that SUV [Applause] 00:16:52
how are you going Alyssa
you're still having a nice time 00:16:56
yummy and great time and you're about
ready to have the other half or you 00:17:01
did you go halsey's you had the whole
thing was it what could what form did 00:17:07
it come in was it a gummy was it a brownie
and yummy did you bring enough for everybody00:17:13
they were checking bags oh 00:17:20
oh they didn't check bags but but this
won't make it to the special will it00:17:28
helium aren't going to put a bit
on watch Randy's helium special 00:17:31
where he tells everybody how
to smug druggles into the clock 00:17:35
and also I'm not going to put it in the
special because I just said smug druggles00:17:45
sounds like an informant from an 80s British cop
film you must go down and see smug struggles he'll 00:17:53
tell you he'll tell you what frame to catch by the
morning we'll have this gasped through the [ __ ]00:18:03
oh I feel like I've had one no don't
quite that Don't Clap the moment00:18:14
Billy Billy's like yes we were there
when Randy had a stroke on stage 00:18:19
hahaha [ __ ] dragons oh oh
that really tickled me [Music] 00:18:32
so I was at the airport foreign behind this man
who was traveling alone with his two children 00:18:40
which must be an absolute nightmare right his
kids were hating it but he was hating it way more 00:18:46
and I was standing behind him just waiting for
him to snap and his kid's like Daddy I'm tired 00:18:54
shut the [ __ ] up Danny I
feel sick you were an accident00:19:03
Daddy I think I'm gonna walk and
this kid just hooked that bro00:19:11
just puked a bra00:19:15
right onto the airport floor
right between me and the dad 00:19:19
and I was like haha what's he gonna do here00:19:24
and he turned around and looked
at me looked down at the vomit 00:19:29
looked back up at me and then without
breaking eye contact slowly reached behind 00:19:36
him put his hand on his suitcase
and just rolled it over the vomit00:19:47
and then looked at me like you want to
make something of that buddy foreign00:20:00
you kind of went with me on that I don't know
if that'll make the special might not might 00:20:06
end up on The Cutting Room floor there's
a few things I can't really do and say you 00:20:10
know on this but because we're filming you've
got to kind of be a little bit conscious of 00:20:14
where it's going to end up you know like
I'm not going to say [ __ ] for example 00:20:19
which is a real shame because if it's
a term of endearment where I come from00:20:26
my friends still [Applause] because the power
of a word stems from its history and I think 00:20:34
that particular word is misunderstood as
a word as an archaic descriptor for female 00:20:40
genitalia the old sea bomb it's been in languages
forever written language at least that we've had 00:20:47
documented Egyptian European Norse Indian and
at its Origins it's either a benign identifier 00:20:55
or a term imbued with actual respect the
Hindu nature goddess kunti for example00:21:08
the word vagina is arguably more oppressive
the Latin origin of vagina is sword sheath 00:21:18
yeah some Roman anatomist was like that
gentleman is where we shall holster our dicks00:21:28
so00:21:30
[ __ ] is so much more inclusive it's the whole
clito urethro vaginal complex internal external 00:21:37
labia perineum clitoris vagina the whole
magnificent volvic cornucopia [Applause] 00:21:50
and I just think it's a better word vagina
sounds kind of redneck check out my vagina00:22:01
as opposed to this is my [ __ ] oh
oh it's so crisp and so powerful00:22:10
I think it's misunderstood as a
word it's like a DJ at a wedding 00:22:15
it has a lot of power but nobody
gives a [ __ ] about its backstory00:22:26
yeah what's your name does daz how are you Dez
I'm really good thanks Dez what did you do to Dad00:22:36
he played some video games
any game is in the house00:22:40
I'm pretty much on this tour I've pretty
much managed to figure out what my crowd is00:22:49
they toured like this in the states I've
had some great shows didn't know what my 00:22:52
crowd is like and I could just stand there
at the door as people walk in going gamer 00:22:55
gamer gamer gamer anime fan anime which
I'm super into it's not a bad thing dad 00:23:04
um what game were you playing dad Apex
Legends any all right you passed the test 00:23:14
what else did you did you've got a bird
Dez has a bird everybody [Applause] 00:23:25
oh what kind of bird is it00:23:38
I'm just digging my way to
crowd work hell sorry everybody00:23:45
nothing to do with you it's just
like why am I doing crowd work 00:23:48
at this point in the show we had a
great interaction with the stoner 00:23:51
up the front these people are clearly in
some sort of weird [ __ ] up relationship00:23:58
and until you sound like you've got a bird who's
a lovebird you're playing games I've got no time 00:24:03
for crowdwood there's no point I don't know why
I'm talking to you but you seem really nice again00:24:12
how do we get out of this who are you here with oh
sir I don't know where my eyes are looking either00:24:31
[Applause]00:24:32
this has been amazing I made such a nice time
I've had a really great time on this tour I've 00:24:40
done some really cool stuff in the states when I
first when I first got here um I had a friend who 00:24:46
lives uh just outside of Dallas and she has an
RV like a motorhome and she asked me if I would 00:24:51
like to borrow her RV for a couple of weeks
to explore this beautiful country and I said 00:24:56
you bet your bloody boots I would baby because I
love a house on Wheels I love it go wherever you 00:25:04
want stay wherever you want dinner Under the Stars
breakfast on the beach it is my ultimate lifestyle 00:25:13
three days tops then I'm checking into a
hotel because despite what you may think 00:25:20
I am not a 75 year old retired I.T
consultant counting down my Loveless 00:25:27
marriage One Soul destroying road trip at
a time nor am I a 23 year old rock climber 00:25:35
on an Anthony Bourdain style tour of the
West Coast's sexually transmitted diseases00:25:43
as soon as I went to pick up this RV and saw the
dream catcher hanging from the rear view mirror 00:25:48
I knew I'd made a terrible mistake it was a real
pile of [ __ ] this card the seats covers smelt 00:25:56
like Ayahuasca there was like a hole in the
floor I could see the road through the floor 00:26:03
the knob on the top of the stick shift was
the head of a Barbie doll I was like ah 00:26:08
oh okay at some point this van is going
to become my fiery tomb can't wait 00:26:14
for that can't wait to perish in
a van I got in no gas it had just 00:26:19
enough gas to get to the nearest gas station
literally pulled up the gas pump and it went00:26:26
so I got out of the van and I went over
to the gas pump instantly confused United 00:26:32
States of America in the mines America
instantly confused I'm not assassin man00:26:40
Australia where I hate from we pump out gas and
then we enter the gas station and we purchased 00:26:47
the gas we don't pre-pay for our gas I'm
not sure why there's a difference I think 00:26:51
maybe because we're riddled with Colonial guilt
whereas you are a nation of [ __ ] gas thieves00:27:02
you know what with gas prices the way
they are who can blame you am I right 00:27:07
see who said political comedy can't be fun00:27:17
[Applause]00:27:18
I'm standing there trying to figure out how
to use my card on this gas pump but my card 00:27:22
wasn't working there was no button for filler up
I didn't know how to work it and as I was trying 00:27:27
to figure it out this man pulled up behind me
in his truck like a full like truck and and 00:27:33
I and I saw he pulled up behind me and threw
his windshield he was watching me just going00:27:39
trying to get my card to work and I
heard him through his windshield goat00:27:49
looked at oh I [ __ ] did you Nostradamus00:27:55
for him clock the00:27:58
hands flower onto the magic happens bumper sticker
which was in stock contrast to his own bumper 00:28:06
sticker that read land of the free but Freedom
ain't free and you can't put a price on freedom 00:28:12
with a picture of an eagle laying a
grenade like an egg and I was like ah 00:28:17
anyway the pump wasn't working and he was
like staring at me so I was like [ __ ] 00:28:21
I'm gonna have to go in so I went into the
gas station I locked the RV before I went 00:28:26
in because if people are stealing gas they're
sure as hell going to be after my vegan snacks 00:28:33
foreign to this gas station and working behind
the register was this ash tray of a woman who00:28:43
pause to let that description sink in for
a second I said my card is not working can 00:28:49
I pay for it in here and she said actually the
terminals down it's rebooting can you pay with 00:28:54
cash I said I don't have any cash and she said
well you'll just have to wait and as soon as 00:28:59
she said you'll just have to wait the man out
there in the truck jumped on the horn which is 00:29:05
another thing you people do very well in this
country thing is it beep beep it's always like00:29:11
and she said oh all right look
just go and move your RV and I 00:29:18
said I'll stop you there it's got no gas in it00:29:23
only reason I'm here right now and she
said oh okay look I'll unlock the pump 00:29:28
just leave your car keys and a truck
driver next to the coffee machine turned 00:29:32
around and said I wouldn't be giving her
my car keys she'd been drunk since 1984.00:29:40
hahaha foreign00:29:44
I go back out there by the time I get back out
there the guy is now standing next to his car 00:29:51
and he's very impatient and I know he's impatient
because as I get to the gas pump he says hurry up 00:29:57
[ __ ] and I'd had enough at that point I said
all right I'm doing it all right I'm doing it 00:30:06
just shut up you [ __ ] got the
nozzle out of the gas pump [ __ ] 00:30:11
tell me how to [ __ ] pop cat piece of
[ __ ] turn around shut the [ __ ] up00:30:18
and then I realized that I locked the RV before
I flipped the switch to open the gas tank 00:30:29
so now in front of this Furious Texan I had
to gingerly return the nozzle to the pump 00:30:37
without pumping gas which is the gas station
equivalent of erectile dysfunction I ran back 00:30:45
into the gas station yelling over my shoulder
I'm so sorry this has never happened to me before00:30:51
I come to the register I say can I please have
my car keys and she said but you didn't pump 00:30:55
any gas I said I know because I forgot
to unlock my gas tank and she said huh 00:30:59
you should have just paid with cash guys
I grabbed the car keys I went back out and 00:31:06
now there's three men waiting to use my pump
all very very all open carrying I was like oh 00:31:14
I'm gonna get buried in the desert so I
unlocked the car I flipped the gas tank 00:31:18
open I start pumping the gas and these guys start
circling my car like jackals get a move on hippie 00:31:25
we ain't got all hey nice dream catcher I was like
oh my God please I don't want to die in the desert 00:31:30
I finished pumping the gas I put the nozzle back
in the gas pump they're like get out of here yeah 00:31:35
happy I was like oh sweet Jesus I jump
in I spit away shaking it took me about 00:31:40
45 minutes to calm down which is when I
realized I left without paying for the gas00:31:52
[Applause] 00:31:53
I did not go back00:32:02
Alyssa would you say that your use
of drugs is uh at a religious level00:32:14
interest becomes Obsession we all have
these things we all have them everybody's 00:32:18
got something that they turn into a religion
it's all about what we choose to make our Gods 00:32:22
our personal Gods work Family Sport love
food politics drugs pets Tick Tock Fitness 00:32:28
shame Benedict Cumberbatch whatever's your
poison you lose people to these Pursuits as 00:32:34
if they've disappeared Into the Wilderness and
joined a cult it happens all the time study is 00:32:39
the classic example I never went to college but
I have had many friends just evaporate for four 00:32:46
years and then reappear with the diploma
and a prescription for antidepressants00:32:52
switched Gods a bunch of times I always change
up my gods you know it's good to be aware of 00:32:56
them mix them up a booze was my God for quite some
time was into the booze for a bit got rid of that 00:33:03
um sex was my God for quite a while used to be
a real [ __ ] but then you know one day you just 00:33:14
catch yourself taking a [ __ ]
on the chest of a 37 year old man00:33:28
while his wife watches on in the corner00:33:33
dressed in an ill-fitting Harley Quinn costume and 00:33:38
choking herself on a dragon dildo and
and you think I've probably clocked this00:33:46
might be time to take a step back as
you all did during that description 00:33:53
every layer oh I didn't come to Philly
to have my yum yucked [ __ ] you people00:34:06
I'm at an interesting point in my life now
with dating like I'm single and traveling 00:34:10
around I don't really get to date it's not
really a thing there's not really any point 00:34:15
you know what I mean like I just I don't stay
anywhere long enough it's sort of weird like a 00:34:19
typical date with me these days is hi my name's
Randy I'm a 41 year old anti-child commitment 00:34:25
phobe and I'm leaving town tomorrow cut to
the bedroom oh my God I'm wasting your time oh 00:34:32
oh you like the way I waste your time like
that cut to a plane taking off roll credits00:34:43
[Applause] you guys have been amazing this
has been such a fun time I've uh I've had00:34:54
[Laughter]00:34:55
wow00:34:58
no it's been good I've had a really
nice time I was in Canada just before 00:35:02
I came out here by the way did you just boo Canada00:35:09
it's cool although you know what you know
what if you ever want to piss off a whole 00:35:14
bunch of Canadians at once announce a North
American tour with no Canadian dates on it00:35:22
hated me so much it was the best try that I
am going to go to Canada but I just didn't 00:35:28
put any Canadian dates on my tour dates
and they were like oh you forgot about us00:35:34
anyway um so I was in uh one person00:35:46
he'll get canceled in Canada00:35:54
so I did what the what was that
[Applause] chops this is the best 00:36:00
all I need to do is wait for the love
to die down and then for someone to go00:36:09
[Applause] 00:36:10
cheers [ __ ] [ __ ] did you really did you
distribute some of those gummies it sounds like 00:36:15
foreign anyway I did a gig in Ontario in
a place called Brampton just [ __ ] off00:36:27
everybody credit for how quick they are on
that it's gonna I yeah what's that weapon00:36:36
what'd you say what what was that measurement00:36:41
what was it what which what did he
say I'm not gonna be mean to you I 00:36:48
just couldn't understand you I
feel like there might be some 00:36:51
wisdom being thrown at the stage like bullets
of intelligence and if I don't stop the show and 00:36:57
go back rewind to hear your words clearly and
eloquently I might be missing out on something 00:37:04
that might change my entire perspective
please tell me what the original Rat was00:37:15
he likes gigs as in going to
comedy shows oh well that's lovely 00:37:23
isn't that nice I also heard someone go shhh
shut up is that there's someone in your party 00:37:30
just going let it go he'll move on if you don't
say anything I am moving on for no one we're 00:37:37
doubling down on this one what is it about gigs
that you like sir elaborate on it gigs discuss00:37:51
no you're not00:37:52
he doesn't [ __ ] yells out he
doesn't get to phone a friend 00:38:03
if he's not ready to back it up I
want to talk to the man who went00:38:12
what did you do today sir we
love you Randy oh I love you too00:38:27
Leola everyone's like ah that
little Full House Genie new 00:38:33
kicks in and you all turn into a studio audience00:38:38
see this is a good gig the one I did in the one
I did in Brampton I came I came out at the start 00:38:45
and I spoke to a woman in the front and I said
who are you here with tonight and she said no 00:38:49
one and I said see that everybody comedy's
for everyone even people who can't get laid00:38:57
nobody laughs00:39:01
proceeded [Music] two minutes straight no
laughs it was icy cold they hated me after 00:39:12
the show I went up to the manager I said
I don't know what happened and she said 00:39:15
ah you know that lady that you spoke
to at the start yes her husband died00:39:24
and I said oh my God no when and she
said 2013. I'll get over it Brampton00:39:33
thank you00:39:35
[Music]00:39:39
[Applause] [Music]00:39:51
that's pretty sure pretty sure appreciate you know 00:40:00
what are your pre-share rituals well
ordinarily they're not running around 00:40:04
on the street like a maniac bring it
in bring it in bring it the [ __ ] in00:40:11
I can't believe it either do you want one yes
we did it I mean this is fun times but we're 00:40:19
also amazing that's the best will you get in
there you have a good time thanks for coming 00:40:25
it's gonna be a good time good crowd good crowd
looking like a good crowd It's Gonna Be Good Times 00:40:30
ah hello this is the closest I've come to
some sort of weird Paparazzi experience 00:40:37
what are you doing there filming ruining
the [ __ ] magic look at you you could set 00:40:42
your watch to that haircut it's magnificent
this is the club this is where it all happens 00:40:47
feel good for you people a few heads
it's gonna be good all right let's 00:40:51
do this let's do this thank you so
much I suited up for the occasion00:40:57
oh are you unlikable as well we're both very
likable come over here and hug me on camera 00:41:03
look how likable we are look come look at this
so likeable thank you yeah I've got covered next 00:41:12
question where is this interview going by the
way where is this ending up this footage oh 00:41:17
and it's just a little cool little backstage
chat talking about being at the club having 00:41:23
a nice you know what I'm excited about this room
being full of humans very soon they're going to 00:41:28
be laughing and having a nice time not so keen
on my feature act ran Barnacle bit of a [ __ ]Description:
In honor of Randy returning to Philly, he is releasing the full special of Smug Druggles on YouTube! Randy's latest show GIMMICK now on tour! - Get Tickets 👉 https://www.feltface.com// 👀 Want more Randy specials for free? Click here 🫴 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvy4k8z5JQrxw3C77tePfm0Ofk7Jp8wZN Introducing the re-release of Randy Feltface's full-length comedy special titled Smug Druggles. Originally launched by Helium Comedy Studios in 2022, this was Randy's sixth comedy special and the first time they filmed on American soil. The 42-minute performance is filled with hilarious moments as Randy delivers a lightning-in-a-bottle performance and showcases their stellar crowd work to an enthusiastic crowd of hardcore Philly fans. Don't miss out on the laughter and good times! 🟣Tour Dates: https://www.feltface.com/ 🟣Merch: https://www.feltface.com/ 🟣Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser 🟣TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@randyfeltface 🟣Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser 🟣Official Website: https://www.feltface.com 💥About Randy💥 As seen on Netflix and NBC, Randy Feltface has spent the past 19 years winning awards and garnering critical praise while amassing a huge & devoted following across the globe. Randy has written and performed a dozen solo stand-up comedy shows, released seven comedy specials, played to sold out crowds around the world and been nominated for Best Comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He made his US television debut on NBC’s Bring The Funny and his comedy specials have become pirated YouTube sensations. © Randy Feltface
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