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Heat. Heat.00:00:24
Heat. Heat.00:01:00
Heat. Heat.00:01:24
Hey, let's go. Hey, that's00:01:43
Don't be long, Pete. Will you00:01:45
>> dip your shirt on, slants? I'll be right00:01:47
back.00:01:51
>> Hello, Riley. Is my wife gone on you?00:01:53
>> No, you've got plenty of time. I hope00:01:55
you win your fight tonight. I got a00:01:56
fiverr on you.00:01:57
>> Yeah. Well, when the fight's over,00:01:59
you'll have a tener, and I'll be the new00:02:00
champion.00:02:04
Okay. >> Good luck.00:02:05
>> Thanks.00:02:08
>> Hi, ma'am.00:02:11
>> So, you remember my name?00:02:15
>> See, where you've been all this last00:02:17
week? >> Now, listen, honey. I didn't come up00:02:18
here to argue with you, but I couldn't00:02:20
fight for the championship tonight00:02:21
without a good luck kiss from you. Ah,00:02:24
>> come on. Come on. Ain't you going to00:02:26
Ain't you going to make up Oh, come on,00:02:28
man. Give us a little kiss. Huh?00:02:32
Oh, sure. I'll kiss you for luck.00:02:36
>> It's more than you deserve.00:02:38
>> I know it. Mame your as well. And just00:02:39
as soon as I win a title, I'm going to00:02:41
come rushing right back to your arms.00:02:43
>> Yeah, I've heard that one before.00:02:44
>> Oh, no. But this time, I mean it. On my00:02:46
way as a gentleman.00:02:48
>> Well, if you don't, it'll be the last00:02:50
time I'll wait for you.00:02:51
>> I won't keep you waiting, man.00:02:53
>> And no blonds.00:02:54
>> No blonds.00:02:55
>> If there's any celebrating to be done,00:02:57
we'll do it together.00:02:58
>> That's a bargain. Now I got to run00:02:59
along. But not before I kiss little Joey00:03:01
good night. >> Oh no. Don't wake him up.00:03:03
>> I ain't seen a kid in a week. He's got00:03:04
to wish me luck too. Ain't he?00:03:07
Hi there, Joey. How's my little chance?00:03:09
Look at him. Mama, you a corker.00:03:11
>> Leave him alone, Pete. Don't get him00:03:12
excited.00:03:13
>> Show me how you give him a car, crew.00:03:14
Huh? Huh? Oh, that's a boy. Did you see00:03:19
that? He's a real paluca. Give me a00:03:21
kiss.00:03:23
>> Well, too bad you can't be at the00:03:24
ringside to see the old massacre.00:03:27
Yeah. Now, be sure you use that corkcrew00:03:30
in the ring and not to pull corks with.00:03:34
>> Oh, sure. Sure,00:03:38
>> Pete.00:03:39
>> Yeah.00:03:46
>> Good luck.00:03:48
>> Thanks, man.00:04:06
Hey Pete, show us your costume. Show us00:04:08
how you knock him out. Huh?00:04:09
>> Yeah. Come on, champ. Show us. Come on.00:04:11
Little boy.00:04:13
>> Well, I tell you it's just how it was.00:04:14
See, it all happened in a twinkling of00:04:16
an eye. I catches him coming in. See?00:04:19
And I nails him with the old reliable00:04:21
just like this.00:04:23
Oh, jeez. Wait, did I hurt you?00:04:24
>> Oh, no. Do it again. I love it.00:04:30
>> Oh, congratulations, Mr. Chen.00:04:31
>> What can I do for you?00:04:33
>> I'm looking for my husband.00:04:36
>> Just00:04:42
Yeah. Tell that to the Marines.00:04:51
>> She's at the cops.00:04:54
Hello, ma'am. Uh, how uh, how are you?00:04:59
>> Nice of you to be so interesting.00:05:01
>> Oh, this is a private party, Mie.00:05:03
>> You shut up.00:05:04
>> Oh, listen, ma'am. Trixie don't mean00:05:06
anything.00:05:07
>> I'll say she don't. Are you coming away00:05:10
from this place with me tonight? Well,00:05:12
>> you don't want me to walk on my pals, do00:05:14
you? >> Are you coming along with me?00:05:16
>> Ah, now listen, honey. Don't fly off the00:05:18
handle. If I walk out of this place00:05:20
without you tonight, I walk out for00:05:23
good. >> Good.00:05:24
>> I told you to shut up. Look here, Pete.00:05:27
You're on the wrong road and you're00:05:29
walking fast.00:05:30
>> That ain't no way to talk to me, ma'am.00:05:32
I'm the champ.00:05:33
>> You're the champ, Paul. The champ sucker00:05:37
of Broadway. Too bad you didn't get a00:05:39
beaten tonight. You won the fight, but00:05:42
you've lost Joey and me.00:05:45
>> And there's one other thing that I00:05:47
forgot. OH, she hit Oh,00:05:51
>> he's not the only one in the family who00:05:53
carries a walop.00:05:57
>> She's mad at me.00:06:13
>> I'm in variety this week, Crystal. In00:06:15
the has been column. I sort of feels00:06:17
like I has been myself.00:06:20
>> Why Crystal? Don't you love the trees00:06:22
and the flowers and the chickens?00:06:25
Say nothing of the roosters. Right now,00:06:28
the only rooster I'd like to see is a00:06:30
black one strutting down Lennox Avenue.00:06:34
Crystal,00:06:36
I've sort of missed the old town, too.00:06:39
But it's been worth it.00:06:45
Huh?00:06:46
>> Listen.00:06:47
>> What is it, Mom?00:06:48
>> On your way back from the station, I00:06:51
want you to stop and get me a spool of00:06:53
black thread. Number 60.00:06:55
>> What color?00:06:56
>> What? Black, you mug?00:06:58
>> Light or dark?00:07:00
>> I'm going to sell that radio if you keep00:07:02
on repeating them bum jokes.00:07:04
>> Okay. Number 60. Black.00:07:08
>> Drive me up, honey. There's a customer.00:07:10
Drive me up the sand. Hop00:07:11
>> on. Here we go.00:07:18
Yes, ma'am.00:07:19
>> How much are your eggs?00:07:21
>> 32 cents a dozen.00:07:23
>> Why? They're mighty small eggs for the00:07:24
price you're asking.00:07:26
>> Yes, ma'am. I know. But you must00:07:27
remember that an egg is a whole day's00:07:29
work for a hen.00:07:31
>> Well, Joe, you better get those eggs00:07:33
down the station.00:07:34
>> Oh, yeah. Mom will take care of you.00:07:36
>> Well, what can I do for you, madam?00:07:38
>> Those are very small eggs for the price00:07:40
you're asking. Well, what do you expect00:07:42
the hens to lay? Watermelons.00:07:55
>> Hello.00:07:56
>> Good afternoon, Mrs. Paluca.00:07:57
>> Any mail?00:07:58
>> Yeah, a couple of letters for you.00:08:03
>> Bad news, Mrs. Paluca?00:08:06
>> No news at all. Just a semiannual00:08:09
report.00:08:10
We don't see much of Mr. Paluca around00:08:12
these parts, do we?00:08:14
>> No. And you never will00:08:22
give me that right now.00:08:28
>> So, you're going to hold out on me, huh?00:08:35
>> IT'S MA. IT'S THE GALLOWISH. What00:08:39
happened? Was I struck by lightning?00:08:41
>> Pleased to meet you, stranger.00:08:43
>> Are you hurt? Are you going to give ME00:08:45
THAT MONEY? >> INGRACE, THROWING ME, YOUR MANAGER, OUT00:08:48
OF MY OWN CAR.00:08:49
>> ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THAT MONEY?00:08:50
>> I'M GIVING YOU A SLIGHT COIL OF MY LIP.00:08:53
That's contempt that's browsing OVER MY00:08:54
FEATURES, DYNAMITE. NOTHING BUT00:08:56
CONTEMPT.00:08:57
>> IT'S CONTEMPT, is it?00:08:58
>> Yes.00:08:59
>> HEY, WHAT'S BRAWN AGAINST BRAINS?00:09:01
MENTALLY, I GOT YOU LICK, DYNAMITE.00:09:03
>> OH, YEAH.00:09:04
>> WAIT, WAIT. You can't do that. I can't00:09:06
do what? of that.00:09:08
>> How would you like a good punch in the00:09:09
nose?00:09:10
>> I wouldn't like that at all.00:09:12
>> No,00:09:17
>> pinch me. I've got hallucations.00:09:19
>> I'm sorry, but you made me do it.00:09:21
>> He's apologizing for his own strength.00:09:24
Never mind him. Say, an idea is voiced00:09:27
into chew my brain like a bombshell.00:09:29
First, let me introduce myself. I'm00:09:31
Na'vi Walsh. I manage fighters.00:09:33
>> Uh, prize fighters,00:09:35
>> right? You just knocked out my best00:09:37
fighter and that makes me your manager00:09:39
if you believe in science.00:09:41
>> You mean you think I can be a fighter?00:09:43
>> Think after seeing that right hook of00:09:45
yours knock out Dynamite Wilson?00:09:47
>> The Dynamite Wilson?00:09:50
>> I can make a great leather pusher out of00:09:52
you. I'm telling you it's in the cards.00:09:54
Meeting me here is no coincidence. It's00:09:56
Destiny at the crossroads. What's your00:09:59
name? >> Uh Joe,00:10:02
it's Trey. IT'S CONFISCATION. THAT'S00:10:05
WHAT IT IS.00:10:06
>> I'll get them for you.00:10:08
>> Oh, I'll let him have it. I only made00:10:10
one payment. The finance company will00:10:12
get it anyway. As I was saying, ain't00:10:15
you listening, Joe?00:10:16
>> I've got to get these eggs on the train.00:10:18
>> Eggs with a right hand punch like you00:10:20
got. Sign this contract and you won't00:10:22
never have to look a neg.00:10:24
>> I wish I could, but I can't.00:10:26
>> Now listen to me. You can't turn this00:10:28
down. I'm telling you something.00:10:31
>> Why? It's heart rendering to see a guy00:10:32
like you wasting his talent with pigs00:10:34
and chickens.00:10:36
>> You're right. I'd sign in a minute, but00:10:39
I got more reasons not to.00:10:41
>> Well, what are they?00:10:43
>> Well, they're more reasons.00:10:46
>> It ain't healthy living in a country.00:10:48
Why? LOOK AT ME. RAISED ON GASOLINE00:10:50
FUMES AND carbon monoxide. The picture00:10:52
of vigorous vitality.00:10:55
Now, >> I've always wanted to be a fighter, but00:10:58
>> Well, why can't you be? My mom hates00:11:01
anything to do with fighting on account00:11:03
of uh Well, you see, my dad was Pete00:11:07
Pala.00:11:08
>> Did you say Paluca? The grand old champ?00:11:10
>> Yeah, and he was great in his day.00:11:14
>> Boy, the fortune is smacking us on the00:11:16
head with a champagne bottle. Well00:11:18
launched. Can't you see your name ON THE00:11:20
BILLBOARDS? JOE PALUCA, THE SON OF THE00:11:23
GRAND old champ. Boy, I'm going to00:11:25
exploit you. Hook at the headline. Make00:11:28
your champion like your dear old dad. I00:11:30
can see it now. You're in the ring00:11:32
trading punches. The other guy is00:11:33
generous and he gives you two for one.00:11:35
He clips YOU ON THE CHIN, BUT I'M00:11:37
UNDAUNTED. THEN COMES A critical moment,00:11:39
the turning point. YOU LATER AT LOW,00:11:42
FOUL, THEY CRY, BUT WE'RE TRIUMPHANT.00:11:45
THE REFEREE COUNTS THEM OUT WITH SHOUTS00:11:47
AND CHEERS. THEY HAIL YOUNG JOE PALUCA,00:11:50
THE NEW CHAMPION.00:11:52
>> GOSH, it was kind of sudden. Sign. Sign00:11:56
on the dotted line. Sign. Sign. Sign.00:12:01
Sign. You'll hear FOR ME. ALL RIGHT,00:12:04
DEAR. YOU'LL HEAR FOR ME.00:12:08
>> I GOT THE WORLD BY THE ELBOW.00:12:26
WELL, WELL, JOE, what are you doing?00:12:30
>> Just hitting that bag.00:12:32
>> Well, don't you feel well?00:12:34
>> Oh, I feel fine. And opportunity has00:12:38
knocked at my door. I'm going to be a00:12:40
leather pusher.00:12:41
>> What?00:12:42
>> Sure. I'm going to breathe carbon00:12:44
monoxide and gasoline fumes instead of00:12:46
fresh air.00:12:47
>> What are you talking about?00:12:49
>> I'm going to the city to be a fighter. I00:12:51
can see my name and lights right now.00:12:53
Joe Paluca, the champion of the world,00:12:56
just like my dad.00:12:57
>> You mean you're going to be a prize00:12:59
fighter? >> Sure. And I know I'm doing right. You00:13:02
know, things are bad here on the farm.00:13:04
The only thing that worries me is I00:13:06
can't tell mom.00:13:07
>> Oh, you've got to tell her you're going00:13:08
away, Joe.00:13:09
>> Oh, of course. I don't mean that. I00:13:11
mean, I can't tell her I'm going to be a00:13:12
fighter. You know how she feels about00:13:14
that. But I'll tell her after I've made00:13:17
good. And boy, won't she be proud of me.00:13:19
And I will too, Joe.00:13:21
>> Sure you will. But you got to promise me00:13:23
you won't tell mom anything about it.00:13:25
>> I promise.00:13:26
>> And you wish me luck, won't you?00:13:27
>> Oh, with all my heart, Joey. And I'll be00:13:30
pulling for you.00:13:31
>> That'll be swell.00:13:33
>> Well, when do you intend to leave?00:13:35
>> Oh, the sooner the better. I wish I were00:13:38
going right now.00:13:39
>> Well, why so soon?00:13:41
>> So as I could give you a goodbye kiss.00:13:45
>> But why wait?00:13:47
>> Huh?00:13:48
Why wait?00:13:51
>> Oh, well.00:13:53
>> Oh, Joe. Joe. Time for supper, dear.00:13:57
Come in. >> Uh-huh. Remember?00:14:05
>> Oh, come on, Mom. Please say you'll let00:14:08
me go.00:14:10
>> What is the business this Mr. Walsh is00:14:12
in?00:14:14
>> Well, he's in a leather business. What00:14:17
do you know about the leather business?00:14:19
>> Well, I'm strong. And Mr. Waltz says he00:14:23
can teach me to.00:14:26
>> Oh, Mom, you've got to let me go.00:14:31
All right, you. If you've made up your00:14:33
mind, I don't suppose there's anything I00:14:36
can say or do that'll stop you.00:14:38
>> Oh, thanks, Mom. Gee, that that's fine.00:14:41
>> Oh, I knew this time would come, and I00:14:43
prepared myself for it. But now that it00:14:45
is here,00:14:49
you don't know how I dread the thought00:14:50
of your leaving.00:14:52
>> Oh, you mustn't feel that way. I'm not a00:14:56
baby anymore.00:14:58
>> You are to me, son.00:15:01
You don't know how I shall miss you.00:15:04
>> No, I'll miss you, too, Mom.00:15:06
>> Will you?00:15:09
>> Oh, but I'll make good and then I can00:15:12
get you everything you deserve.00:15:18
Just be a good boy, Joe. That's all I00:15:22
want.00:15:26
>> Well, goodbye, Mom. I'm going to make00:15:29
you proud of me.00:15:30
>> I am proud of you, Joel. And I'm going00:15:32
to stay proud of you. Remember, you're00:15:34
my son, slug, and act according.00:15:40
>> Goodbye, Ann.00:15:41
>> Goodbye, Joe.00:15:46
Goodbye.00:15:47
>> Goodbye, Joey.00:15:50
Goodbye. All right,00:15:56
>> how do you feel?00:15:57
>> Oh, fine. I just had a great big sub.00:16:01
>> Now remember, toy with him like you00:16:02
would a weakling. Dynamite Wilson. Ken00:16:04
Lavine, you're on. That's us.00:16:07
>> Oh gosh, snobby. I feel kind of queer in00:16:09
my knees. to your customary stage00:16:11
fright. Every primadana gets it. Forget00:16:14
it. >> Na'vi.00:16:15
>> Forget it and get going.00:16:16
>> Who? Just a minute. Na'vi. You00:16:19
>> I'll be with you in a minute to see the00:16:21
slaughter of Kid Lavine.00:16:22
>> I'll I'll wait for you. Na'vi.00:16:24
>> Go with Whitey. I'll be right with you.00:16:26
Come on. He'll be with you.00:16:27
>> Go ahead. Go ahead.00:16:29
>> Who? Dynamite Wilson.00:16:32
What?00:16:34
You're going to sue me? Huh?00:16:38
Say that ain't Dynamite Wilson. Now he's00:16:41
trying to pull another one of his fast00:16:42
ones.00:16:43
>> I'm letting you know that the name of00:16:45
Dynamite Wilson is copyrighted. Yeah.00:16:47
>> Hey, Double Cross and Chisler. Excuse00:16:49
me. I'm being paid.00:16:50
>> Never mind the phone.00:16:51
>> What's on your mind, Raffley?00:16:52
>> Listen, I signed Dynamite Wilson. What00:16:54
do you mean by sneaking a substitute in00:16:56
on me? Listen, Raffley, you got me00:16:58
wrong. This boy ain't no substitute.00:17:00
Why? HE KNOCKED OUT DYNAMITE WILSON LIKE00:17:02
YOU AND I WOULD SWATTER A FLY.00:17:04
>> I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S SENSATIONAL. HE'S00:17:06
GOT A KICK LIKE a mule. He's the biggest00:17:08
thing the ring ever saw. Listen to that,00:17:11
will you? WHY? HE'S SLICING LAVINE TO00:17:13
PIECES. HE'S TEARING THEM APART LIKE A00:17:15
HERON. Get that sound effect, Raffley.00:17:19
Am I chuckling? He's rendering that poor00:17:21
Arminion the smitherins.00:17:24
WHY IS THAT CROWD A FRAMAN? I'LL tell00:17:27
you, they're hailing a new sensation of00:17:29
the SQUARED CYCLE. WHY POMERANIUM IS00:17:31
BREAKING LOOSE.00:17:40
What happened?00:17:42
>> One punch.00:17:43
>> So you have to ask, huh?00:17:45
>> Am I haunted by misfortune? Does00:17:47
disaster dog my footsteps? ME WITH AN00:17:50
UNBROKEN RECORD of defeats? All right,00:17:52
I'll take the loser's push. $50.00:17:54
>> You'll take 20 bucks or nothing.00:17:56
>> Oh, so you're mercenary, huh?00:17:58
>> Or is it nothing?00:17:59
>> I'll take the 20. I was reaching for the00:18:01
moon.00:18:02
What a knee clips.00:18:04
>> Eclipse yourself in that mug out of00:18:05
here.00:18:09
>> A name that's worth a million dollars00:18:11
and he's made out of marshmallows.00:18:13
>> Mom.00:18:15
Mom,00:18:19
what happened?00:18:21
I lost.00:18:22
>> You've been peing. Why didn't you fight00:18:25
like I told you?00:18:26
>> I did. But after we got started, he00:18:30
whispered to me and told me to take it00:18:31
easy on account of his wife and kids.00:18:33
And then I don't remember anymore.00:18:36
>> I might have known you'd fall for that00:18:38
old gag.00:18:40
Here's five. That makes me generosity00:18:43
itself.00:18:44
Here's five more just to ease my00:18:46
conscience. Stick them under the shower,00:18:48
give him a rub, and turn them loose. So00:18:50
long, kid. I'm not sore. Every Napoleon00:18:54
has his waterlue.00:18:56
Mr. Walsh. seems to be disappointed in00:18:59
me. >> No, he's just mad at the other fell.00:19:05
>> Well, kid, better luck next time.00:19:11
>> Who was that gentleman?00:19:12
>> That's Mr. Lavine.00:19:14
>> Lavine?00:19:15
>> Yes, the man who knocked you out.00:19:19
>> Oh, I thought his face looked familiar.00:19:22
>> I just saw your boy fight. Go ahead.00:19:24
Step on the corn to my wounded spirits.00:19:26
>> No, the boy's got a lot of color.00:19:28
>> Yeah, he's got so much color that I'm00:19:30
seeing red.00:19:31
>> No, no. I mean, he tries and he ain't00:19:33
dangerous.00:19:34
>> Rub it in. Right now, the boy is on his00:19:36
way back to the farm. I uh I thought I00:19:39
might be able to use him.00:19:40
>> What for? Pitching hay?00:19:41
>> No, with meat.00:19:43
>> You mean to fight the champ?00:19:45
>> Sure. I got swat on a barntorming tour.00:19:48
The commissioner insists on a00:19:50
championship fight and I got to have a00:19:52
safe setup. Continue. Your words00:19:53
interest me. And you uh you know uh00:19:56
Goodbye, Whitey.00:19:57
>> Goodbye, Joe.00:19:59
>> Thanks for everything.00:20:00
>> That's all right, Joe.00:20:03
>> Joe, where you going, pal?00:20:05
>> I don't know. I hate to go back home.00:20:08
>> You ain't going back home. I just signed00:20:10
you up for another fight. You'll be a00:20:12
sensation. Guess who you're going to00:20:13
fight? Guess who?00:20:14
>> Who?00:20:15
>> The champion, Al McSwat.00:20:19
>> Well, does he want to fight me? Why,00:20:22
sure. But but Maui, do you think I'm00:20:25
good enough? A doubt raiser. HUH? MAYBE00:20:27
I forgot to tell you a couple of things00:20:29
I know about fighting. Say leave it to00:20:31
me. I'll make you the Einstein of the00:20:33
squared circle. But remember this, McWat00:20:36
ain't got no wife and no children either00:20:39
a boy.00:20:40
>> You really going to fight him?00:20:41
>> Now you listen to me, Nina. I know me.00:20:44
SWAT's there. Sh.00:20:46
>> Oh, he says that he got a fight for you.00:20:48
>> Shall I take it?00:20:49
>> Sure, we can use the money.00:20:51
>> Sure. You need another bracelet anyway.00:20:52
>> Oh, you sweet baby.00:20:54
>> I'll take that fight. What? Yeah. Yeah.00:20:57
Have I What?00:21:00
Sure. I'll be ready to meet any Paluke00:21:01
on the 29th. Sure. I've been doing00:21:04
plenty of road work.00:21:05
>> Hey, Doc.00:21:07
We found some roads you never heard of.00:21:10
My baby is in swell shape.00:21:12
>> I can say the same for Nina.00:21:15
>> All right. Good night.00:21:16
>> Good night, Jack.00:21:17
>> Good night. Salamon. Salon.00:21:18
>> Well, baby, it looks like as though I00:21:19
got to start training. Well, come on.00:21:21
Let's go. Let's >> start.00:21:24
>> Ready? >> Ready. >> Aloop.00:21:27
>> Oh, boy. Some fun.00:21:34
>> Hello, Mr. Fluca.00:21:35
>> Hello, Andrea.00:21:37
>> I heard from Joe today.00:21:38
>> So did I. He says he's doing fine00:21:40
working for that fellow Walsh.00:21:43
>> Ladies and gentlemen, this is WXA00:21:45
broadcasting the news events of the day.00:21:47
In the sporting world, fight fans are00:21:50
looking forward with great interest to00:21:51
the championship bout tonight between Al00:21:53
Mcwat and Joe Paluca, the challenger.00:21:55
Joe Paluca is the son of the grand old00:21:57
champ Pete Paluka, since retired, who00:21:59
will long be remembered affectionately00:22:01
by the fans for his famous corkcrew00:22:03
punch. In arrogance,00:22:09
did you know about this?00:22:12
>> Oh, Mrs. Kuca, Joe didn't mean to00:22:14
deceive you, but he didn't want you to00:22:16
know that he was a fighter until he made00:22:18
good.00:22:21
>> Well,00:22:22
if Joe wants to be a fighter, I won't be00:22:25
able to stop him. He's got his father's00:22:28
blood in it. But if I had that Joe here00:22:30
tonight, I'd show him who's the fighter00:22:32
in this family.00:22:33
>> You mustn't say that. Joe's a good boy.00:22:35
>> Of course he is. And so is his father.00:22:38
Now fine, a more upstanding guy never00:22:40
lived than Pete Belucha. Well, I mean,00:22:42
until success changed him.00:22:43
>> But it won't change Joe. I know it00:22:45
won't. >> Oh, is that so? You don't know these00:22:48
Pucas. I married one.00:22:51
>> The only thing to save Joe tonight would00:22:53
be if he loses.00:22:54
>> Don't say that.00:22:55
>> No.00:22:57
Give me Western Union.00:23:14
That's a funny way of wishing a fellow00:23:16
luck.00:23:17
>> Maybe it's just a typographical error.00:23:21
Well, >> I'll show her. I'll show everybody.00:23:25
>> Oh, she nearly hit you.00:23:27
>> Wait a minute. Save some of that pep for00:23:29
the fight. You'll need us.00:23:34
>> Was big swap there.00:23:35
>> Where? >> At her apartment. Now he working there.00:23:37
I looked at his apartment, too. The00:23:38
house is a sellout. Nobody knows where00:23:40
he is. And he should have been here 2000:23:41
minutes ago.00:23:43
Hello. Give me the golden cafe.00:23:46
>> And you try the club and see if Mwat's00:23:47
there.00:23:48
>> OKAY. AND YOU CALL up the lead club.00:23:49
>> Okay, boy.00:23:50
>> Hello. Hello. This is Doc Wise speaking.00:23:52
Is Mwat there?00:23:54
>> No. Mwat left here an hour ago.00:23:56
>> Mwat there.00:23:57
>> Mwat left half an hour ago.00:24:00
>> Mwat there. Mwat left here 15 minutes00:24:03
ago.00:24:04
>> Here he comes now, Doc.00:24:12
Hello, Doc. I'm here. I thought you00:24:14
>> Thanks.00:24:15
>> Thanks to you for showing up for your00:24:17
own fight.00:24:18
>> What fight? Meeting that set up will be00:24:19
like shadow boxing.00:24:20
>> Come on, baby. You must take a shower.00:24:22
Come on. >> And you take the air.00:24:25
>> Okay. Growing pain.00:24:30
>> See if you can sober him up.00:24:31
>> He's in pretty bad shape, Doc.00:24:35
Maybe I'll ought to call the fight off.00:24:36
>> That ain't a bad idea.00:24:38
>> That settles it. The fight's off.00:24:39
>> You can't do that. The house is full.00:24:41
>> So are you.00:24:42
>> Well, ain't I've been cheated.00:24:45
>> WHO IS IT?00:24:46
>> IT'S ME, NA'VI.00:24:47
>> The fight's off.00:24:48
>> What? Look at him.00:24:51
>> Hi, Na'vi.00:24:53
>> Don't talk like that, Doc. Can you00:24:55
afford to lose that money? We're only00:24:57
getting 500 and we'll have TO USE THAT00:24:59
FOR DOCTOR BILLS.00:25:00
>> MY SWAT'S A NO CONDITION TO FIGHT.00:25:01
>> HE'S IN NO CONDITION to fight. Say you00:25:04
should see Puca. HE'S SO SCARED HE'S00:25:06
FADED. WHY? I'M AFRAID WE'LL have to00:25:07
carry him into the ring.00:25:08
>> And out too.00:25:10
>> Certainly. But Mac, you'll let him stay00:25:11
a couple of rounds, won't you?00:25:12
>> Sure, Na'vi. Sure.00:25:13
>> That a boy. Say, you've seen my boy00:25:16
fight. He couldn't hit Mcswat with a00:25:18
handful of rice. Come on, be a good guy.00:25:20
Don't call off the fight. Let me make00:25:22
that 500.00:25:23
>> Go ahead, Doc. I'll knock him off.00:25:25
>> All right, take him to the shower.00:25:26
>> Got a boy, Doc.00:25:27
>> But remember, DON'T YOU TRY to double00:25:29
cross me. Why, Duck? I'm astounded. Your00:25:32
words cut me like a knife. You know my00:25:34
reputation for this integrity.00:25:36
>> Yeah. That's what worries me. It's a00:25:39
lie.00:25:42
>> Like that. I'd sit right down there.00:25:44
>> Am I a general? Am I a mastermind? Well,00:25:47
>> what happened?00:25:48
>> Don't ask no questions. You're as good00:25:50
as champion right now.00:25:51
>> Yeah. Is there anything else you want to00:25:53
tell me before I fight?00:25:54
>> No. Only remember this guy ain't got no00:25:57
wife and kids.00:25:58
>> Oh, he isn't married at all.00:26:00
>> Right. Right. All right,00:26:02
>> everything is set for the big battle.00:26:04
However, if my dope is correct, this00:26:06
fight's going to be just one of those00:26:07
things.00:26:08
>> Oh, yeah. Well, Mr. Joe ain't no00:26:10
slouches. Paul was me.00:26:12
>> Fighters, managers gathered around the00:26:13
referee. >> Shake hands. Come out fighting. Good00:26:15
luck to both of you.00:26:16
>> Pleased to meet you, Mr. Moat.00:26:22
>> Come on, baby. Knock him OUT IN THE00:26:24
FIRST ROUND. Don't forget, we got to go00:26:26
places. >> Okay, honey.00:26:27
>> All right, kids.00:26:29
>> Forget that, David. Sit down.00:26:44
You bowl him over as soon as you can.00:26:46
>> I'll carry him along for a couple of00:26:47
rounds. >> Carry him. Nothing. Knock him out right00:26:49
away. It's00:26:50
>> all right, Doc.00:26:53
>> Look at that sucker, will you?00:26:54
>> Just look him right in the eye. Just00:26:55
look him right in the eye. It's half the00:26:57
battle here. Go ahead. Take it.00:27:02
>> Now remember, protect your stomach.00:27:05
>> Sure. It's yours.00:27:06
>> I know you're full of booze.00:27:15
I swallowed it.00:27:18
That was the bell for the first round.00:27:32
Come on, baby. KILL HIM, BABY. GET HIM,00:27:34
BABY.00:27:38
>> Come on. And don't HACKLE THAT CHAMP.00:27:40
NO, he's got a session of nature.00:27:49
>> Hey lady, KEEP YOUR SEAT.00:27:51
>> I DO WHAT I WANT WITH my seat.00:27:52
>> Well, keep it out of my face.00:27:56
>> And it's McWat who jabs at Paluka.00:27:58
Paluka misses him with a wild ride right00:28:00
again. Mwat rips a left to the body. He00:28:01
whips right off. I'll die if he doesn't.00:28:03
I'll die if he does. I can't listen to00:28:06
anymore.00:28:13
stuff, Joe. GIVE IT ALL THE DYNAMITE.00:28:17
>> OH, never touch this.00:28:20
>> Now, Joe, walking close00:28:28
another right and left across and Mr.00:28:30
Beluca very wobbly, backing back on his00:28:32
heels. You have better start heating the00:28:35
copy and again Mr. McLares in00:28:40
>> now.00:28:46
He's full of judges.00:28:48
>> Be careful00:28:53
to protect his stomach.00:29:04
2 3 4 5 600:29:13
now 8 9 10 is out.00:29:19
>> THE WINNER00:29:25
did it. I didn't know he's going to be00:29:26
that easy. I hit him right IN THE LAB. A00:29:29
you're00:29:31
too00:29:37
rob.00:29:50
Well folks, it was a great fight and an00:29:52
even greater surprise. A new champion00:29:54
has been crowned in the person of Joe00:29:55
Paluca. Fans must all remember the00:29:58
famous Pete Paluga, the new CHAMP'S00:29:59
FATHER.00:30:00
>> YOU SAID IT, ANOTHER BELUCA CHAMPION. SO00:30:02
YOU BUT MY SON WOULDN'T FIGHT. Come on.00:30:04
Come on. Come on. Come on. When I tell00:30:05
you, I'm going to BUY A DRINK FOR00:30:08
EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE.00:30:10
>> LISTEN TO ME. YOU hand me heater.00:30:12
>> Leave my relations out of this.00:30:13
>> You crossed me. You can't get away with00:30:16
this. That punk of yours won on a fluke.00:30:19
You got to give me another match.00:30:20
>> Your fighter lost because you couldn't00:30:22
keep them out of nightclubs. Now I got a00:30:24
problem, too. I got to keep my boy out00:30:27
of the ring. With them words, I'll leave00:30:29
you.00:30:30
>> Uh, please, Mr. Paluka, will you say00:30:31
something to your public?00:30:32
>> It's a pleasure. Pluto will be a00:30:35
fighting champ. He'll meet all comers.00:30:38
You are now listening to a voice of00:30:39
Na'vi, the champions manager. I00:30:42
attribute his success to my strenuous00:30:44
discipline. Paluke will meet all comers00:30:46
in physical combat as frequently as00:30:49
frequently permits. And if frequently00:30:51
don't show up soon enough, WE'LL GO00:30:52
LOOKING FOR IT.00:30:53
>> PLEASE, PLEASE, I WANT MR. PALUKA to say00:30:55
something to listeners.00:30:56
>> I rest my case,00:30:57
>> please.00:30:58
>> Boy, Pala.00:30:59
>> Well, I uh I hardly know what to say,00:31:03
except I hope you all enjoyed the fight00:31:05
as much as I did. And if my mom's00:31:08
listening in, and I hope she is, well, I00:31:11
just want her to understand that I'm00:31:12
following in the footsteps of my dad.00:31:14
>> Well, if you do, I'll break your neck.00:31:16
>> And uh and I'd like to to like to say00:31:20
hello to somebody else back home. Hello,00:31:22
Anne. Hello, joke.00:31:25
>> Thanks.00:31:26
>> Oh, and uh and ma, it's kind of cold00:31:28
here in the city. Will you look in a00:31:30
bureau and see if I've got an extra pair00:31:31
of those long woolen underd drawers?00:31:34
Goodbye, Mom.00:31:39
>> Come on, Champ. Come on, make room for00:31:41
>> Hello, Champ. Oh, you were wonderful.00:31:44
You were marvelous. I congratulate you.00:31:48
I wish you do me the honor to be my00:31:50
guest tonight at the Paradise Club. You00:31:52
see, I work there. I wish you come over00:31:55
and see me. Won't you please00:31:58
>> Nabby?00:31:59
>> Oh, please do. I will make you very00:32:01
happy,00:32:02
>> Na'vi.00:32:03
>> Oh, please do come.00:32:05
>> Ni.00:32:06
>> Oh, you're such a sweet boy.00:32:10
>> Sunny00:32:13
all day true.00:32:15
Life could be milk and honey.00:32:19
Honey, it's up to you.00:32:23
Won't you like me a little bit less? And00:32:26
won't you love me a little bit more? If00:32:29
you love me a little bit, love me a00:32:31
little bit more.00:32:56
My skies could all be sunny.00:32:59
Sunny if all true.00:33:02
Life could be honey.00:33:06
Honey, it's up to you, not me.00:33:28
Guys, you sing good.00:33:30
>> I sing good tonight because my heart is00:33:32
full of happiness.00:33:44
I had it especially made for you.00:33:46
>> Oh gosh. Thanks.00:33:50
>> Will you give me the honor of being the00:33:52
first one to dance with the new00:33:53
champion?00:33:55
>> Sure.00:33:56
>> It's all right. Get that, Doc. He steals00:33:59
my title and now he's got my girl. Sit00:34:01
down. Don't be a chump. Sit down.00:34:04
>> You can call me tighter. I like it.00:34:10
M I love it.00:34:13
>> The beginning of the end. That day will00:34:16
change my gold mine into a nickel way of00:34:18
pennies. >> Oh, don't let it worry you now. Be00:34:23
>> gosh, it's getting kind of hot in here,00:34:26
isn't it? >> Well, would you like to go outside and00:34:28
get a little bit of fresh air?00:34:31
>> Ain't a bad idea.00:34:32
>> All right, we can do it.00:34:39
Hey, watch. Sit down, fellas. The check00:34:42
will be here in a minute.00:34:43
>> Listen you, Mug. I'm entitled to return00:34:45
match and I'm going to get it.00:34:46
>> If you do, I hope I faint over your dead00:34:48
body.00:34:49
>> Well, if I don't, I'll knock over that00:34:50
chump of yours right here.00:34:52
>> Fluke won that title on a fluke. He's no00:34:54
more a champ. Then you're an Indian.00:34:56
>> I am an Indian. And my name is Sitting00:34:58
Pretty.00:34:59
>> Yes. And if I don't get a rematch,00:35:01
you'll be lame. Pretty00:35:04
white man can now go scrammy.00:35:11
>> Mr. Walls, you're going up a couple of00:35:12
telegrams.00:35:13
>> For me, >> no, but the time00:35:14
>> I might as well be non-existent.00:35:27
Another dame. You telling me? I just00:35:29
unloaded one.00:35:38
>> That's different. Where's the champ?00:35:40
>> He just left the joint with that madiraa00:35:42
dame. >> What? That damaroon. That kid. Where's00:35:45
my hat? Girly my hat.00:35:46
>> What are you getting excited about? He00:35:48
can't fight anyhow.00:35:49
>> No, but he can punch and as soon as he00:35:51
learns how to box, he'll be okay.00:35:53
>> Maybe you're right. Why? I got to save00:35:55
him from that dame. She's poisonous.00:35:57
Champs, >> how are you going to do it?00:35:59
>> I'll go on and make for her myself. I'll00:36:01
go to work on her with my swole00:36:02
personality AND I'LL SWEEP HER OFF HER00:36:05
feet with my long eyelashes. I'll be00:36:07
terrific. I'll be a typhoon. Why? Do me00:36:09
a favor. Call me up at Nina's apartment.00:36:11
Thank you.00:36:12
>> What did I talk about?00:36:13
>> Talk about a minute. That'll be enough.00:36:19
>> How do you feel now, sweet?00:36:21
>> Kind of sleepy.00:36:23
>> Sleepy? Mhm.00:36:24
>> Oh, I fix you up right now. Come on.00:36:31
>> Now, just relax now. I going to get you00:36:34
a little drink more.00:36:35
>> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. Better not. Uh I'm not used to00:36:38
it. >> Oh, you get used to them.00:36:41
>> Well, >> here.00:36:43
>> Put your little feet up here.00:36:44
>> Oh, I wouldn't. It'll it'll ruin your00:36:46
couch.00:36:47
>> Oh, never mind.00:36:49
>> Now, is there anything else I can do for00:36:52
you?00:36:54
You've been so awfully nice to me. I00:36:57
>> I could be nicer.00:37:00
>> Well, if it's not asking too much.00:37:03
>> Yes,00:37:04
>> I would like a cheese sandwich.00:37:08
>> A cheese sandwich.00:37:10
>> American cheese. That's the kind I like00:37:13
best. Sometimes I used to eat two or00:37:15
three a day.00:37:16
>> Oh, you're so cute. Oh.00:37:19
>> Oh. Oh, I'm mly sorry.00:37:21
>> Oh my goodness. Oh, you're all wet. You00:37:24
must take him off.00:37:26
>> Oh, I hardly think it's necessary.00:37:27
>> Oh, yes. Yes. What happened to me if you00:37:29
got a cold? Come on, change it.00:37:31
>> Huh? Can I help you?00:37:34
>> I'd rather not. Oh, it is nothing. I00:37:36
I've had wet pants before. I fell in the00:37:39
river once and I It didn't take long.00:37:46
>> Who is it?00:37:47
>> It's Na'vi. I got a cable for Joe.00:37:50
>> Oh,00:37:51
>> where is he?00:37:52
Just in >> I don't think I'll have to take off my00:37:54
pants, Miss Madera.00:37:56
>> A magician. I underestimated you.00:38:01
>> Sorry to disturb you, champ, but here's00:38:03
a cable from your dad.00:38:04
>> Oh,00:38:08
nice homey place you got here.00:38:13
Too bad my mom couldn't have sent me a00:38:15
nice wire like this.00:38:17
>> Oh, the phone. I'll get it. Phone.00:38:23
Hello. Yes, he's here. Mrs. Paluca.00:38:26
>> No, no, not Mrs. Paluca. I'm Whitey.00:38:28
Na'vi. Whitey. Do you remember? You told00:38:30
me to call you up and00:38:31
>> Yes, ma'am. I found a Mrs. Paluca.00:38:34
>> My mom.00:38:36
>> I'll send him right back to the hotel.00:38:38
Yes, ma'am. Don't mention it, Mrs.00:38:41
Paluca.00:38:42
>> No. No. I'm not Mrs. Pali.00:38:46
I'm Whitey. I'M WHITEY. YOU TOLD ME TO.00:38:49
>> Good night, Mrs. Beluca,00:38:52
>> the wagon's going to get that screw ball00:38:54
some of these days.00:38:56
>> My hat. I00:38:57
>> Oh, Joe.00:38:58
>> You both come with me. I want you to00:39:00
meet her. >> No, Joe. Your mom want to see you alone.00:39:03
I wouldn't barge in between a mother's00:39:05
love for a son for all the gold and the00:39:06
arabes.00:39:07
>> Oh, Joe, must you go?00:39:09
>> Of course, it's mom.00:39:11
>> Oh,00:39:12
>> Na'vi, do me a favor.00:39:14
>> What is it? Will you stay here and keep00:39:16
Miss Madera company?00:39:17
>> Sure, Joe. Oh00:39:19
>> Thanks, Bobby. That's awfully nice of00:39:21
you.00:39:23
>> I'm sorry to jump out like this, but you00:39:25
know how it is with a mother.00:39:34
What a face.00:39:36
The bra of a genius with sharp chiseling00:39:39
features.00:39:41
And they talk about Barrymore.00:39:44
>> Scram.00:39:45
>> Not that. Say it isn't so. Oh, what are00:39:48
you talking about?00:39:50
>> Let's not waste time on subtleties and00:39:52
idol batter. I'm nuts about you, Nina.00:39:54
>> You're nuts. All right.00:39:57
>> Don't talk like that. I can give you00:39:59
love, money, position, EVERYTHING.00:40:02
>> OH, LET GO OF ME. YOU'RE CRAZY.00:40:04
>> I am crazy. Crazy about you. You've got00:40:08
this. You've got that. And boy, you've00:40:11
got those. You're a pip. You've got it.00:40:15
Can't you see? You're even making a poor00:40:16
out of me. me rhyming it with pip.00:40:20
>> Stop it. You're hurting me.00:40:22
>> It's only temporary. Each man kills the00:40:25
thing he loves. If I should die00:40:27
tomorrow, I would say this tonight. Take00:40:29
a peek at that profile. Don't that do00:40:32
nothing to you?00:40:34
>> Yeah,00:40:36
that's the ultimate insult.00:40:38
>> Open the door.00:40:39
>> Does Max what?00:40:41
>> My nemesis.00:40:42
>> If he finds you here, he wipe off the00:40:45
floor with you. You better hide some00:40:46
place. >> Where? There.00:40:49
>> THAT'S THE FINAL DEGRAGATION.00:40:52
>> OH, GO ON.00:40:59
>> Open the door. I'll break it down.00:41:01
>> Just a minute, darling. I opened the00:41:03
door in a second. Sweet.00:41:08
>> Hello. Hello, operator. Send the house00:41:10
detectives off right away.00:41:18
Hello, darling.00:41:21
What's mad? Sweet. You look mad.00:41:23
>> Where is that guy?00:41:25
>> What guy?00:41:26
>> I saw you leave the club with Paluka.00:41:28
>> Why, that's very funny. He hasn't been00:41:30
here. Besides, he don't even know where00:41:31
I live. Now, darling,00:41:34
>> can that stuff? I know you're lying.00:41:37
>> All right, if you think I'm lying, why00:41:39
don't you go and look for yourself?00:41:40
>> That's just what I'm going to do.00:41:42
>> All right, go ahead.00:41:45
Now, darling, aren't you ashamed of00:41:48
yourself? After the way I love you, you00:41:50
don't even trust me.00:41:53
>> Oh, baby.00:41:54
>> What's the trouble, Miss Madiraa?00:41:56
>> T is luck. I don't care.00:41:58
>> I'm sorry, Mac, but you'll have to get00:41:59
out.00:42:00
>> Don't be so sorry, boys. I'll be glad to00:42:02
go. I'm going to get out. And so will00:42:05
you when I stop paying the rent.00:42:09
So long, two-timer.00:42:16
You're learning fast, Yoko. Huh?00:42:23
>> What was Mr. McWat doing here?00:42:25
>> Oh, he's just a little jealous because I00:42:27
like you. By the way, how is your00:42:29
mother?00:42:30
>> Oh, somebody must have been playing a00:42:32
joke on Na'vi. She wasn't there.00:42:34
>> Oh,00:42:35
>> where is Na'vi?00:42:36
>> Here's where he belongs. Oh, you wait00:42:38
here for me and I go and get my wrap and00:42:40
we go places. Huh? Oh, it's getting kind00:42:42
of late. I I think I00:42:44
>> darling Ninja.00:42:50
>> Good night, funny man with a big nose.00:43:09
Whitey, it's the game. That's what it00:43:11
is. You know, he thinks more of her than00:43:13
he does of me. And if he don't show up00:43:15
and pose for the meds, we're going to00:43:17
lose a lot of soft dough. Boy, it's00:43:20
funny what a dame will do to a guy in00:43:21
two weeks. He's ungrateful.00:43:24
After me taking him off the farm and00:43:26
using my brain to make him champ, and00:43:29
that's how he reciprocates.00:43:30
>> It says here that worry kills more00:43:32
people than bullets.00:43:33
>> What do I care how many bullets get00:43:35
killed? I'm worried about the champ. I00:43:37
thought you were going to vamper with00:43:38
your great personality.00:43:40
>> I did. And what happened? I wound up in00:43:42
a bathroom.00:43:45
>> How'd you do, gentlemen?00:43:52
>> Ah, you fellas. It's about time. I've00:43:55
been waiting here an hour.00:43:57
>> Well, we're here, aren't we?00:43:58
>> I'm not talking to you. As far as I'm00:44:00
concerned, you can leave right now.00:44:02
>> Wait a minute, Na'vi. I don't pose for00:44:04
any ads without Nina. She'll add the00:44:06
feminine touch.00:44:07
>> She'll add the touch. All right,00:44:09
>> Mr. Bula. Photographers waiting.00:44:11
>> Go on, Nina.00:44:12
>> Wait a minute. It ain't in the contract.00:44:14
>> Well, put it in, Na'vi, because that's00:44:16
the way it's going to be.00:44:18
>> How do you like that?00:44:20
>> Will you sign the releases, Mr. Bula?00:44:22
>> Uh, Mr. Walsh will attend to that.00:44:25
>> Mr. Walsh, please.00:44:26
>> I'll sign reluctantly.00:44:34
>> Come on, Whitey.00:44:42
Now give us a little more sex, please.00:44:45
>> Sex?00:44:47
How about this?00:44:51
>> Why, it's preposterous.00:44:53
>> Hold it.00:44:57
>> That's all. Thank you.00:45:00
>> Won't you make your changes, please?00:45:02
>> Come on, honey. Everything all right,00:45:05
Na'vi?00:45:06
Get me an aspirin.00:45:08
>> They say that women come from the rib of00:45:10
men. >> It must be the truth because they give00:45:12
me a pain in the neck. Something must be00:45:16
done about this. >> All right, miss. Now, a nice smile.00:45:20
Thank you.00:45:22
What kind of a place is this? Hey, look.00:45:29
Now, Miss Maderl, you hold the golf bag00:45:33
now. Champ.00:45:34
>> Yeah. >> Show us your form.00:45:36
>> Form.00:45:39
>> How is it?00:45:40
>> That's fine. Hold it. Oh, let's get out00:45:43
of here before they raid the joint.00:45:48
>> Here's the boys, Na'vi.00:45:54
>> Good afternoon, gentlemen.00:45:59
Listen, you mugs. I'm giving you a00:46:01
chance to make some easy money. Well,00:46:03
here it is. All you got to do is lay00:46:06
down the first time you get hit.00:46:09
I don't want my boy to ho his hands. Do00:46:12
you understand?00:46:15
And if any of you guys let Pluca know00:46:17
that these fights ain't on the level,00:46:20
he's going to feel the wrath of Na'vi00:46:22
Walsh.00:46:24
Any wrath feelers in the crowd?00:46:27
>> No.00:46:30
Fine, then we proceed. Gardoni, you00:46:34
fight in Pittsburgh on the 15th.00:46:36
O'Shea, have your boy in Buffalo on the00:46:38
20th. Patrick, I want you to fight in00:46:41
Detroit on the 26th.00:46:42
>> Morning edition Cardon knocks00:46:46
again. Morning edition00:46:52
again.00:46:55
Uh, no powder. Uh, Arman,00:46:57
>> we00:46:58
>> the hair, sir. Take care of them, Alons.00:47:01
>> Wee wee. Thank you, sir.00:47:03
>> There you are, sir.00:47:04
>> Uh, pay we00:47:08
champ.00:47:09
>> Take it, Alons.00:47:10
>> Wee wee.00:47:11
>> Oh, thank you, champ.00:47:14
>> Oh, a playboy with the rubber band off00:47:16
his poke. Go ahead, spend your money00:47:18
with reckless abundant.00:47:20
>> Who let you in?00:47:21
>> Finished. It's been a pleasure to00:47:22
manicure the nails of a champion.00:47:24
>> Oh, f. money.00:47:25
>> We We00:47:28
>> Oh, I can change 10.00:47:30
>> Who said anything about change?00:47:32
>> Oh, thank you, champion. If you want me00:47:33
to come up tonight and give you a00:47:35
polish, what just call Josephine?00:47:37
>> Well, not tonight, Josephine.00:47:40
>> Some other time.00:47:43
>> Flowers from Champ. How fun.00:47:45
>> Wee wee.00:47:46
>> My coloring tile.00:47:48
>> Wee wee.00:47:49
>> My coat. Wee wee.00:47:51
>> Will you stop wee weeing all over the J?00:47:53
Wee wee.00:47:56
I give up.00:47:59
Where you going?00:48:00
>> Places.00:48:01
>> I got an offer for placement appearances00:48:03
and votable I got to talk to you about00:48:05
later.00:48:06
>> But this is important.00:48:08
>> Gosh, that's going to look swell on.00:48:09
Nina.00:48:11
>> Well, if you ain't the sucker.00:48:13
>> What do you mean?00:48:14
>> That Dame ain't in love with you. She's00:48:16
in love with the championship.00:48:17
>> What I do outside the ring is none of00:48:19
your business.00:48:21
This is love, Na'vi. You wouldn't00:48:24
understand. >> I understand. All right. For a damn00:48:27
you'd bite the hand that yanks you out00:48:28
of the gutter. For a dame, you'd kick a00:48:30
beautiful friendship right in the teeth.00:48:32
You're just putty in a woman's hand.00:48:34
Something to ravish and cast aside.00:48:36
>> Ah, Miss is very handsome.00:48:41
>> Will you do one thing for me before you00:48:43
go?00:48:44
>> What is it?00:48:45
>> Kiss me.00:48:48
>> Kiss him. once.00:48:57
>> What's the matter? If I wanted that00:48:59
pressed, I'd have sent it to a tailor.00:49:03
That guy's head's getting so big, it's a00:49:04
wonder if we can get her through that00:49:05
door. Am I? Am I boing up? And I had to00:49:10
meet a guy like that by accident. What00:49:12
an accident. I'd have been better off00:49:14
he'd have run over me. He's damned,00:49:16
Daffy. That's what's done it. Oh, he's00:49:18
as screwy as a bulldog's tail. Why, I00:49:20
took him out of the gutter and he's00:49:22
slitting back there without my help. I00:49:24
made him champ even though he's a phony00:49:26
champ. And it's a postal tragedy to see00:49:28
him train on me like this.00:49:29
>> I know it is.00:49:30
>> Yeah.00:49:33
Hello, a lady. Fine. That's just dandy.00:49:39
Now, what's the matter? Another dam on00:49:41
the way up to see Joe. What is this00:49:43
place? A herm?00:49:44
>> I don't know. Whitey, you're going to00:49:46
see me as the champion troll roer of all00:49:48
times. Wait till that tomato comes in00:49:51
that door.00:49:53
Watch this technique.00:49:59
Say you Dave's got to stop chasing.00:50:00
>> WHO ARE YOU?00:50:01
>> WHO AM I? WHY DID HE TELL HER WHO I AM?00:50:04
I'm Na'vi Walls, JOE PALUCA'S MANAGER.00:50:06
>> I'M JOE PALUCA'S MOTHER. Where's Joe?00:50:09
>> Joe Paluca's mother? Why the clerk just00:50:13
said a dame was coming up. Yeah, a dame00:50:16
called Ma00:50:20
putting on the dog, isn't it?00:50:25
>> You'll find it different here than down00:50:27
on a farm. Mrs. Paluca,00:50:29
>> don't small town me. I shook a hip load00:50:31
of beads in this b while it was still00:50:33
teething. Sit down.00:50:37
And who's the other gentleman?00:50:40
>> Oh, me? My name is Whitey. I'm Joe's00:50:43
trainer.00:50:44
So, I got you two guys to thank for00:50:46
making Joe a fighter.00:50:47
>> Don't thank us.00:50:48
>> No, don't thank us.00:50:49
>> I don't. Where is he?00:50:52
>> He's having dinner with uh He's having00:50:55
dinner.00:50:56
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. With that Nina Dame he's been00:50:58
training around with.00:50:59
>> I don't let him run around with Dames. I00:51:01
don't allow it. He's having dinner with00:51:04
some uh some newspaper men.00:51:06
>> Oh, yeah.00:51:08
>> Well, do you suppose that you could tear00:51:09
him out of their arms long enough to say00:51:11
hello to his mother?00:51:13
Make yourself comfortable and I'll be00:51:14
back in a jiffy. Whitey, entertain maim.00:51:17
Uh, Mrs. Paluca,00:51:20
>> right the first time.00:51:22
>> Okay, ma'am.00:51:26
Would you would you like to read the00:51:28
police gazette?00:51:30
>> Say, I ain't seen one of these things00:51:32
since I stopped wearing tights.00:51:37
>> How long has he been trailing with that00:51:38
Nina Dame?00:51:39
>> Nina? Oh, he hardly knows her.00:51:43
That's interesting.00:51:44
>> Yeah. >> He hardly knows it.00:51:46
>> Yeah. He He hardly knows it.00:51:48
>> Yes.00:51:55
>> Your eyes are as bright as diamonds.00:51:58
>> Not as bright as the diamonds you gave00:52:00
me, darling. Poor little bracelet. It00:52:03
looks so lonely by itself.00:52:05
>> I'll give you two more to keep it00:52:06
company.00:52:12
Let go of us here, Lena.00:52:14
>> Hi, I'm Joe. Your mom just blew up the00:52:17
town. Ah, you can't fool me. I know that00:52:20
one. >> I'm telling you the truth. She's down at00:52:22
THE HOTEL.00:52:23
>> NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THE00:52:24
LAST TIME you said that.00:52:27
>> Joe, you're in your cups. What will your00:52:29
mother say when she sees you playing00:52:31
like a summer bungalow?00:52:32
>> I will drink to my mother.00:52:34
>> You bet.00:52:35
>> You will drink to my mother. The best00:52:37
little mother in the whole world. She00:52:39
calls me son on account of I'm her son.00:52:43
>> To my mother.00:52:44
>> To Joe's mother.00:52:45
>> Joe, let's go, will you?00:52:46
>> You mean I say you won't drink to my00:52:48
mother? >> You know I don't drink.00:52:50
>> What?00:52:51
>> Okay. To your mother.00:52:53
>> To my mother.00:52:54
>> To your mother.00:52:56
>> Joe, come on. Let's go.00:52:57
>> Sit down, Na'vi. Sit down.00:52:59
>> Now we drink to my mother.00:53:00
>> Well, can't insult a girl's mother.00:53:03
>> Joe, your Mara's wing.00:53:04
>> Now, wait a minute here. We're going to00:53:06
drink to Nina's mother.00:53:08
>> You're bet. >> To Nina's mother.00:53:09
>> To my mother.00:53:14
>> Now we drink to Na'vi's mother.00:53:16
>> I didn't know he had a mother.00:53:18
>> No father. Everybody has got a mother.00:53:20
>> Well, drink to Na'vi's mother.00:53:23
>> My mother.00:53:24
>> Your mother.00:53:25
>> Navy's mother.00:53:36
Now we'll drink the Mother Hobbit,00:53:38
Mother McCree, AND MOTHER GOOSE.00:53:41
>> HI, DEAR.00:53:43
>> Mother Goose.00:53:45
>> That was a pep. That was a pep.00:53:52
>> Say that makes 12 bottles of champagne00:53:54
and 42 MS. Why? The sentiment is so00:53:57
beautiful. It makes me want to sing. I00:54:00
don't sing.00:54:01
>> Oh, PLEASE DON'T SING. YOU DON'T KNOW00:54:02
HOW TO SING.00:54:03
>> OH, DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING. SAY, I GOT A00:54:06
VOICE LIKE A NIGHT AND GALE. WATCH ME00:54:08
KNOCK off this cadenza. M is for a00:54:11
million things you gave me.00:54:14
>> BEAUTIFUL.00:54:15
>> O IS FOR OUT.00:54:17
>> HEY, WAIT a minute.00:54:22
>> I'M NABBY WALT, THE CHANCE MANAGER.00:54:24
>> N WALT, HUH? WELL, I told you a dozen00:54:26
time before you can't sing in here. SAY,00:54:28
WHEN A WALTZ MAKES UP HIS MIND TO SING,00:54:30
HE'S GOING TO SING.00:54:32
>> YOU'LL RULE THAT. HEY, I'll put the00:54:34
finger on you.00:54:35
>> YEAH, YOU'LL GET >> I'LL PUT YOU IN A SPOT.00:54:38
>> LOOK, get out and stay out.00:54:41
>> Hey, I repeat, WHEN A WALTZ MAKES UP HIS00:54:44
MIND TO SING, HE'S GOING TO SING.00:54:46
>> SCRAM. >> Am I right?00:54:47
>> No.00:54:48
>> You can be wrong, too.00:54:50
>> Oh, yeah.00:54:51
>> I'll give it to you.00:54:53
>> If it got any tougher, I don't murder00:54:55
him.00:54:57
had a lot of fun.00:55:00
>> That's the boy.00:55:02
>> Now I will help you.00:55:05
>> I'll take that coat.00:55:06
>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?00:55:09
>> I PAID FOR IT.00:55:11
>> THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE. JUST ONE MOMENT.00:55:14
>> I don't care.00:55:15
>> Let that farm hand fight A FIRE.00:55:17
>> WHO'S A FARM HAND?00:55:19
>> LISTEN. YOU DROP THAT CODE OR I'LL DROP00:55:21
YOU.00:55:23
>> LET ME AT HIM. LET ME AT HIM. I'LL KNOCK00:55:24
HIM COLDER THAN I DID IN A RACE.00:55:26
ME.00:55:27
>> WHO SAYS I'M >> WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. BOYS, IF00:55:29
YOU MUST FIGHT, WHY NOT FIGHT FOR A00:55:30
PURSE?00:55:31
>> I'LL FIGHT HIM ANYTIME, ANY PLACE,00:55:33
ANYWAY. THE SOONER THE BETTER.00:55:34
>> IT'S A BARGAIN. I'LL THROW OUT THE00:55:36
contracts and I'll send you one00:55:37
tomorrow. I'll give the little lady her00:55:44
listen. Don't you annoy this lady00:55:46
anymore. You understand? THIS IS MY00:55:49
GIRL, AND I WANT YOU TO LET HER ALONE.00:55:51
I'LL SEE YOU IN the ring. Okay.00:55:53
>> I got you talking, honey. until you00:55:55
certainly did. I showed up. He couldn't00:55:57
get away with anything. I hope he kill00:55:59
you the next time you sick him.00:56:01
>> Come on, back it up. Let's go have him.00:56:02
>> All right, I'll take care of him.00:56:04
>> Doc, it worked. You telling me? I'm00:56:07
going to give this story to the00:56:09
newspapers. Come on, kid.00:56:12
Can't sing, huh?00:56:19
I can't sing, huh?00:56:30
Oh sh.00:56:32
Oh sh00:56:36
slide over, sister. You're going to hear00:56:38
some real singing. That's a baby. Just00:56:41
sit where you are.00:56:46
Once upon a time they sing a vote.00:56:50
But that was long ago.00:56:53
Then everybody's starting to boop.00:56:57
THEY GOT TIRED OF THAT, YOU KNOW.00:57:01
But the tune for you and me is that00:57:04
swingy symphony.00:57:08
What a voice they call it. Dink. A dink.00:57:13
A dink00:57:15
a dink.00:57:21
Just a cla00:57:26
a dink00:57:28
a dink00:57:29
a dink.00:57:34
There's a little bit of big Crosby in00:57:36
me. So you won't talk. Huh? Eso bell up00:57:42
in ice slam00:57:44
are ringing. They've made their own00:57:49
paradise land singing00:57:54
a dink00:57:57
aink.00:58:01
Simply be a dink.00:58:04
>> Hey, that'll do.00:58:06
>> Oh, you >> get your inky dinky doo out of here.00:58:13
Gee, mama, I wished you'd have00:58:14
telegraphed or something. I'd have met00:58:17
you at the train.00:58:25
>> What's the matter, son?00:58:27
>> Oh, nothing. I had to go out last night00:58:31
and I didn't get in till kind of late.00:58:34
>> I know. I put you to bed.00:58:41
You put me to bed.00:58:44
>> Mhm.00:58:45
And I've never seen a more thorough rip00:58:48
snorting jag since I walked out on your00:58:50
father.00:58:52
>> Gosh. Mom, I'm I'm sorry you saw me that00:58:55
way.00:58:57
What a fella has to have some fun. I'm a00:58:59
big shot now. Mom, I'm the champ.00:59:02
>> You're the champ. All right.00:59:04
>> Well, I'm not the kid from the sticks00:59:06
anymore. >> You're right.00:59:11
Oh, gee, mom. Everything's fine, honest.00:59:14
I'm making plenty of dough and I can do00:59:15
a lot for you. I'm in love with a00:59:17
wonderful girl. Just wait till you see00:59:19
Nina.00:59:20
>> I know.00:59:22
I've seen her picture. Isn't she a wow?00:59:27
She's a couple of wows.00:59:34
What about an00:59:36
>> Oh, that's different. That was before I00:59:38
was the champ. I've changed now on a lot00:59:41
of things. Nah's crazy about me.00:59:43
>> So is Anne crazy about you.00:59:46
>> Well, Anne was a swell girl back home.00:59:50
>> Son, Anne's a swell girl any place.00:59:55
>> Oh, maybe it's a good thing for Anne.00:59:57
Now that I'm different, she might not01:00:00
like me anymore.01:00:03
Well, I'm not so stuck on you myself.01:00:14
>> Well, good morning, N.01:00:15
>> Yeah, but it must be raining somewhere.01:00:17
>> What's the matter?01:00:18
>> Explain that before I swoon in sensible01:00:20
before your very eyes.01:00:23
>> Is that the truth?01:00:25
>> Yeah, that's true.01:00:26
>> Well, I'm a monkeykey's uncle.01:00:27
>> That's got nothing to do with it.01:00:30
What's true?01:00:31
>> I hoped it was a tissue of lies that01:00:34
barracuda that wise, forcing you into a01:00:36
match with MC Swat, and you agreeing to01:00:39
it without consulting me, your manager.01:00:41
>> You may be my manager, but I'm doing the01:00:43
fighting. Listen to that.01:00:44
>> So, you boys get along swell, don't you?01:00:46
>> You haven't hired nothing. It's mutiny.01:00:48
That's what it is. Mutiny.01:00:52
>> Hello. Just a moment. It's for you, Mr.01:00:56
Spaluca.01:00:59
Hello.01:01:01
Oh, yes. Send her right up. I've been01:01:03
expecting her.01:01:08
>> Who was it, Mom?01:01:09
>> Somebody I've got a lot to say to.01:01:13
>> You got to listen to me, Joe. There's01:01:14
more in this than meets the eye.01:01:16
>> Ah, go get dressed and stop shooting off01:01:18
your face.01:01:19
>> I don't even wash until you answer to01:01:20
the voice of reason.01:01:25
>> Oh, come in.01:01:30
How do you do? I'm Nina Mado.01:01:33
>> Oh, yeah. I'm Joe's mother. I was so01:01:37
delighted when you telephone me this01:01:38
morning and asked me to call. You see,01:01:41
I've been so very anxious to meet you.01:01:43
>> Sweet.01:01:45
I've been so anxious to meet you.01:01:49
>> Won't you sit down?01:01:50
>> Thank you.01:01:54
>> You have a cigarette?01:01:57
Oh, no, no, thanks. I never smoke.01:02:01
>> May I offer you a drink?01:02:02
>> Oh, no, no, thanks. There's one thing I01:02:05
never touch.01:02:09
>> I noticed that. I understand that you're01:02:12
in love with my son.01:02:15
>> Well, he's everything in the world to01:02:17
me.01:02:18
>> That's why I wanted to see you.01:02:21
>> I want you to give him up.01:02:24
>> Oh.01:02:26
But you see, I love him.01:02:28
>> Now, get this, kid. I know Dame's like01:02:30
you. I've had a whole row behind me.01:02:33
>> Why? I don't understand you.01:02:36
>> Listen to me, you little01:02:40
>> You call me a01:02:41
>> I'd call you worse than that. Only I'm a01:02:44
lady.01:02:45
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Now, get this. This boy of mine is01:02:49
good and clean. Something that you've01:02:51
never met before. I've raised him that01:02:53
way and I'm going to keep him that way01:02:55
if I have to wipe up the floor with you.01:02:57
>> Well, I love him and I won't give him01:03:00
up.01:03:01
>> Can that I'm on to all the tricks01:03:07
now. You get out.01:03:12
All right, I get out. But whether you01:03:15
like it or not, I going to see Joe01:03:17
because you see, I got what it takes to01:03:20
hold him. Will you take it out?01:03:27
>> So, you're all set on digging your own01:03:29
grave, huh? On committing professional01:03:31
suicide.01:03:32
>> Ah, you talk as if I didn't have a01:03:33
chance to win.01:03:37
Joe, I'm going to spill something that01:03:39
I've been concealing from you. You ain't01:03:41
got a chance.01:03:42
>> Ah, you're crazy. I knocked him out01:03:43
once, didn't I? You think you knocked01:03:46
him out? What really happened? Mc Swede01:03:47
came into that ring stew to the gills.01:03:49
You didn't knock him out. He fell down01:03:51
and he couldn't get up.01:03:54
>> I don't believe it. What about those01:03:56
other fights?01:03:57
>> They were all setups, handpicked. I01:03:59
personally paid every one of them to lay01:04:01
down.01:04:02
>> If I believe that, I'd knock you01:04:04
lopsided. But you're talking a lot of01:04:06
hoie. I'm the champ.01:04:08
>> Joe, listen to me. Would I lie to you?01:04:10
>> You're just wasting your time, Na'vi.01:04:12
I'm going to fight Mswat and that's01:04:13
that.01:04:15
>> You're going to fight Mswat and my gold01:04:17
mine turns to what?01:04:19
Dust and ashes.01:04:22
>> Come on, be a regular guy. We're all01:04:24
reporters. We want a story about that01:04:26
fight in the Paradise Club last night.01:04:28
>> I don't know anything about it.01:04:31
>> Hey, don't push, will you, brother? Take01:04:33
it easy.01:04:34
>> Hello, Whitey.01:04:36
WHITEY, GIVE US A01:04:38
PICK.01:04:39
>> How about a story on uh Paluca that Nina01:04:42
Madera day?01:04:43
>> He's the champion. Didn't you hear me01:04:44
tell you he's not in this hotel?01:04:46
>> Yeah, but I'm his father. Pete Paluca?01:04:48
That's fine.01:04:50
>> Sure enough. Hello, Pete. How are you?01:04:52
>> Okay, >> just a moment.01:04:53
>> Thanks.01:04:54
>> 9:07. Mr. Paluca to see Mr. Paluca.01:04:57
>> Who?01:05:02
>> Send him up.01:05:03
>> Thanks. Go right up. Sweet 907. Thanks.01:05:07
>> Say he used to be a great fighter. Used01:05:09
to be champ. Cut it down now.01:05:22
Well,01:05:24
maybe we'll both get a shock.01:05:34
>> Come in.01:05:44
Hi, ma'am.01:05:47
>> You remembered the name.01:05:51
>> I never forgot you. Gee, you're looking01:05:54
swell.01:05:55
>> You're looking pretty good yourself.01:05:56
>> You ain't changed a bit.01:05:58
>> Oh, the same old Blonnie Pete. You've01:06:00
been practicing that a long time.01:06:02
>> Oh, I changed though.01:06:03
>> Yeah, a lot of water's passing under the01:06:05
bridge. >> Oh, no. No water ever passed under your01:06:08
bridge. Not while you were able to bend01:06:10
an elbow.01:06:12
>> Good old me. still picking on me. Seems01:06:15
like old times.01:06:17
>> This reunion is kind of sudden. Pete,01:06:20
what's the big idea?01:06:21
>> Oh, I wanted to see you.01:06:23
And I got a son I wanted to see, too.01:06:27
>> What a memory.01:06:29
>> Yeah, I know. Yeah, I was pretty bad01:06:32
dice. I don't blame you for shaking me,01:06:35
but I would like to see Joey if you01:06:38
don't mind.01:06:40
Well, I guess you got a right to. You're01:06:43
his father.01:06:44
>> So, I've always understood.01:06:49
>> Where is he?01:06:50
>> He's in there.01:06:55
>> We ought to be proud of that, kid.01:06:58
>> What do you mean we?01:07:09
Hello, champ.01:07:11
>> Who is it?01:07:12
>> Well, I guess we don't have to exactly01:07:14
be introduced. My name's Pete Paluca.01:07:19
>> Pete Paluca?01:07:21
>> Yeah, I happen to be your old man.01:07:29
>> My dad. Kind of tough having to01:07:31
introduce yourself to your own kid, but01:07:33
I guess I deserve it.01:07:35
>> Well, what do you know about that?01:07:38
>> Gosh, I'm glad to see you, Dad.01:07:40
>> Are you, son?01:07:41
>> Sure. >> Say, I've been reading a lot about you.01:07:43
>> Ah, mom's told me a lot about you, too.01:07:45
>> Yeah, we'll skip that. I just want you01:07:48
to know I'm proud of you, boy. You done01:07:49
just what I wanted you to do. You won01:07:51
the championship. You're a great01:07:53
fighter.01:07:55
Yeah,01:07:58
there seems to be some argument about01:08:00
that.01:08:01
>> About what?01:08:02
>> Well, you see, Dad, I gave McWat a01:08:05
return match, and my manager says I01:08:07
ain't got a chance.01:08:08
>> He's crazy. Why? There never was a01:08:10
Paluka that couldn't fight.01:08:11
>> I've got to win this fight, Dad. You01:08:13
see, there's a girl I'm crazy about, and01:08:15
I got to win for her.01:08:17
>> How would you like to have me train you?01:08:19
>> Would you?01:08:20
>> Sure.01:08:21
>> Oh, gee, Dad. That would be great. Why01:08:24
say I'll teach you every trick I ever01:08:26
knew. You'll win the fight. All right.01:08:27
And the girl will be proud to marry her.01:08:29
Just the same as your mother was proud01:08:30
to marry. Well, we'll skip that, too.01:08:33
>> Oh gosh, Dad. Oh, it'll be great working01:08:36
with you. >> Sure.01:08:37
>> Oh, you don't know how glad I am to see01:08:39
you. You come back just at the right01:08:42
time.01:08:43
>> It's treason. That's what it is. A cast01:08:45
through. >> Well, what's the matter with you?01:08:47
>> It's the articles for the fight with01:08:48
McWat.01:08:49
>> You don't want him to fight either, do01:08:50
you, Na'vi? Not this particular fight.01:08:53
There's a reason.01:08:54
>> I've got reasons, too.01:08:57
>> Jeez, what a suck. Come on out here,01:09:00
Dad. Where? I got more room now. Now,01:09:02
show it to me again.01:09:03
>> Sure. Now, you faint with your left and01:09:05
throw your right. See? And I catch as01:09:06
you're coming in. All right.01:09:07
>> Now, look out.01:09:12
>> Jeez.01:09:13
>> You see?01:09:14
>> I I think I got it.01:09:16
>> Hey, wait a minute. What are you doing01:09:18
to my chair?01:09:19
>> Oh, Dad. I want you to meet my manager.01:09:22
>> Na'vi Waltz is the name. Glad to know01:09:24
you, Mr. Paluca.01:09:25
>> Likewise.01:09:26
>> Gee, Mom. Dad's going to train me for01:09:28
the fight. Ain't that Swell?01:09:31
>> Oh, yeah. Swell.01:09:32
>> Say, maybe you can talk Joe out of that01:09:34
match with Mc Swat.01:09:35
>> Talk him out of it with me here to train01:09:37
him. From now on, he listens to me.01:09:39
>> Well, if you won't protect him, I'll01:09:41
protect him myself. He don't sign this01:09:43
contract.01:09:44
>> No, you don't. Now, I sign it right now.01:09:46
>> I won't sanctify the match.01:09:48
>> Now, you wait a minute, Na'vi. A01:09:50
Paluca's word is uh Paluca's word. Oh,01:09:58
>> Jim, this is a kick of a lifetime.01:10:01
I got here just in time.01:10:03
>> Yeah, just when I was pounding some01:10:05
sense into Joe's head. You have to come01:10:07
along and put the kaibos on it.01:10:10
>> Well, I don't understand. The kid's got01:10:12
me to train him now. You want him to win01:10:13
this fight, don't you?01:10:15
>> I don't want him to fight at all.01:10:16
>> No, but you see, he's in love with a01:10:17
girl that wants him to win. And I'm01:10:19
going to help him so as we can both01:10:20
dance at his wedding.01:10:21
>> I don't want him to marry the girl. I'm01:10:24
wanting to get out of the dirty racket.01:10:27
>> Oh, hold on, ma'am. You ain't trying to01:10:29
tell a boy how to live his own life, are01:10:31
you? If he wants to marry, that's his01:10:33
business. And if he wants to fight,01:10:34
that's his business, too. He's got to01:10:36
fight. He can't help it. He's a chip off01:10:38
the old block.01:10:40
>> You mean a slice off the old ham?01:10:46
I predict a knockout in the first round01:10:48
or maybe sooner with the crown remaining01:10:50
on the brow of Joe Paluca. Look who01:10:52
TRAINED HIM. GOOD OLD Pete Paluca. And01:10:55
look who engineered the job. Now he lost01:10:57
the one and only. Did you get that01:10:59
photographer?01:11:00
>> RIGHT >> NOW I ASKED YOU GENTLEMEN, can he lose?01:11:03
Are you champion01:11:07
specimen of manhood?01:11:11
>> 160 on the dot. You step back here. So I01:11:14
get a shot of you and your father.01:11:15
>> Sure. Come on.01:11:16
>> Guess one. I'll be there in a minute.01:11:18
>> Get up here.01:11:20
>> Hello, sucker.01:11:24
>> You're 5 lbs overweight. What are you01:11:26
talking about?01:11:29
Get your foot off there. Trying to01:11:31
collect the fore. Hey, force a habit.01:11:34
For a minute, I thought I was standing01:11:35
at Dinty's bar.01:11:38
>> Okay, Mick Swat. Boy, if we stand back01:11:40
here for a group shot.01:11:41
>> Group shot? >> Certainly. It's in the contract. I a01:11:43
chance. Just line up by the desk, boys.01:11:45
>> What's the matter, Yogi? You scared?01:11:47
>> Yeah. I'm afraid I'll send you to the01:11:49
hospital.01:11:50
>> Better save the dough you make on this01:11:51
fight because after tonight, you'll be01:11:52
through.01:11:53
>> In my day, we did our fighting in the01:11:54
ring.01:11:55
>> I wish it was your day so I could fight01:11:56
the both of you.01:11:57
>> Just idle chatter.01:11:58
>> Well, you look, I could spot you 2001:11:59
years and beat you right now.01:12:00
>> Lay down, Santa Claus. You're a husband.01:12:02
>> Let me out that monkey. I need your time01:12:04
and place for this thing.01:12:05
>> Save him for me, Dad. Yeah. After01:12:07
tonight, that two time yours won't01:12:09
recognize you. WAIT, YOU DIRTY NOTE. ALL01:12:25
RIGHT, CHAMP.01:12:27
>> See you later, champ.01:12:28
>> Okay, Na'vi.01:12:29
>> Any mail?01:12:30
>> Afternoon. >> Good afternoon.01:12:31
>> Here comes Blackie Wolf.01:12:34
>> What a chisel. How I'd love to cross him01:12:36
like he's as square as a neg. Hello,01:12:39
Blackie. I was just boosting you. Oh,01:12:41
Nabby, >> you're betting on the fights.01:12:43
>> That's just what I want to see you01:12:44
about. There's a lot of that makes squat01:12:45
money going around. You know me, Ni. I01:12:48
don't bet unless it's a sure thing.01:12:51
>> Are you positive Paluka will win?01:12:53
>> Sure. It's a cinch. The old man has been01:12:55
training him. He's in the pink.01:12:58
In fact, it's in the bag.01:13:00
>> That's all I want to know. You know,01:13:02
they'll lay an 8 to five on the champ.01:13:04
>> You can even lay two to one. And it01:13:05
won't be gambling. It'll be highway01:13:07
robbery. I'm betting 10 G's on them01:13:09
myself. 10,000.01:13:11
>> Well, I'm going down to see Kley and I'm01:13:13
going to give him 20 grand to bet for me01:13:15
at 2 to1 on Paluca. And if you hear of01:13:18
anybody that wants to bet on McWat, send01:13:20
him around and I'll cut you in.01:13:23
>> Okay, Blackie. See you later.01:13:25
>> Come on, Sug.01:13:31
>> Hey, did you bet $10,000 on Pala?01:13:34
>> Certainly not. I'm going to bet on Mick01:13:36
Swat. >> Mick Swat? I want you to go down to see01:13:39
Kley and bet our end of the place on01:13:41
Paluca01:13:43
to lose.01:13:45
Well, that blacky wolf would rub you out01:13:47
for a nickel. You better not cross him.01:13:49
>> For 20 G's, I'd cross the ocean in a01:13:52
paper bag. Get going and place that bet.01:13:54
I hope you know what you're doing.01:13:56
>> Obey orders.01:13:59
Do I know what I'm doing?01:14:15
There's Joe.01:14:17
>> Yeah. And there's his father.01:14:19
>> Oh, I'd love to meet him.01:14:20
>> Well, he's not the kind of a man you01:14:22
meet every day. >> What do you mean?01:14:23
>> Well, I'm his wife. I've only met him01:14:25
once in 20 years.01:14:30
>> How are you, Nina? >> Hello, baby. Now, listen. Why? He's a01:14:33
saint. HE GOT A GLASS CHIN. WAIT A I01:14:35
want to give you a kiss for good luck01:14:37
and want some soda pop.01:14:43
>> Break it up. BREAK IT UP. GO ON UP01:14:45
THERE. >> OH, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.01:14:47
>> THAT IS MY BUSINESS.01:14:48
>> IS THAT SO? GO AHEAD.01:14:55
>> Ladies and gentlemen,01:14:59
>> I've never been to prize fight before.01:15:01
It's exciting, isn't it? Oh, don't you01:15:03
hope we win? No, I just hope he doesn't01:15:05
get hurt.01:15:07
>> INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER01:15:12
MCD01:15:19
IN THIS CORNER.01:15:21
THE middleweight champion of the world,01:15:25
Yo01:15:27
Luca.01:15:34
Heat. HEAT.01:15:52
These old fronts of yours give me a lot01:15:54
of confidence. Remember son, they ain't01:15:55
never touched the canvas and ain't going01:15:57
to now. >> Don't throw that car screw like I give01:15:59
in the office. >> Okay.01:16:16
Come on, Joe. Finish him in the first01:16:17
round so we can go home early.01:16:32
>> Joe, give him the one two bananza.01:16:36
Hey, don't forget who you're betting on.01:16:40
I'm going to delay you. If Pala loses, I01:16:44
win plenty. But I'll never live to01:16:46
collect it.01:16:53
It has been. I still wish I had your01:16:56
bolt in here.01:17:03
Heat. Heat.01:17:21
That round was hurts by a mile, Joey. I01:17:23
could do better, Dad, if you keep that01:17:25
left out of my face. You certainly01:17:27
surprised me. You sure learned a lot01:17:29
from your dad.01:17:30
>> Joe, do what I tell you.01:17:32
>> Why don't you evaporate?01:17:34
>> Oh, don't.01:17:35
>> Keep him off with your left and cross01:17:37
your right. That sucker can hit. Are you01:17:39
all right now, Max?01:18:08
Walk around, Joe. Keep punching. Keep01:18:10
punching.01:18:18
Hello. Hello.01:18:22
Becky, hope you would rely on me.01:18:30
>> Take it easy.01:18:32
>> Listen you for01:18:36
I just heard that you bet all you're01:18:37
into the purse on Mcquad. What are you01:18:39
trying to do? Cross me.01:18:41
>> Don't talk like that. You make me feel01:18:44
kind of stagnated. If I double cross01:18:46
you, could I ever have a look you in the01:18:48
face again?01:18:49
>> No, just as I thought. Come on, Joe.01:18:52
Joe. Joe. Going. Joe, there's a guy01:18:54
after my own heart.01:18:56
>> Yeah, with a big knife.01:18:57
>> Oh, you speak a great Joe.01:19:07
>> I can't stand any more of these. Let's01:19:09
get out of here.01:19:17
What a for punishment. I'm not01:19:19
coming from Hunter. Come on. You say01:19:22
Joe.01:20:03
That city's coming around all night.01:20:05
Come on.01:20:06
Come on, Chad. You're doing great. Don't01:20:08
you believe him, kid? If girl saved you,01:20:10
if I see you taking any more punishment,01:20:12
I'm going to throw in a towel. Don't you01:20:14
do it, Dad. I'm all right. I can beat01:20:16
him.01:20:17
>> Keep in close and get to his stomach.01:20:18
You hear?01:20:19
>> All right then, son. Go out and get him.01:20:21
Come on, go get him, don't you?01:20:31
>> What do you suppose happened? Well, how01:20:33
should I know?01:20:35
>> Well, aren't you nervous?01:20:37
>> No, I always take my exercise this way.01:20:45
OH. COME ON, MAX. KILL HIM. FINISH him01:20:48
so we'll gang home.01:20:54
>> You better throw the towel in. He hasn't01:20:55
got a chance. You'll be doing him a01:20:57
favor. >> I can't. I promise Charlie I wouldn't.01:21:06
>> If you DON'T THROW IT IN, I WILL.01:21:08
>> OH, you don't. You ain't going to throw01:21:10
anything in there.01:21:13
All right. What do you01:21:27
mean the money again? So a champ. So you01:21:30
tell that punk everything you know. Eh01:21:32
everything but this.01:21:34
And who YOU THINK YOU'RE PUT OUT THERE.01:21:37
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? WHAT IS THE01:21:39
IDEA?01:21:41
Come here. How do you feel? You all01:21:43
right?01:21:44
You're all right.01:21:51
>> Boy, your time's a twing.01:21:52
>> They come to me in a twice.01:21:54
>> You hit him so hard he bounced. I01:21:55
couldn't HAVE DONE IT BETTER MYSELF.01:21:57
>> I NEVER KNEW IT WAS so easy.01:21:59
>> Joe, you won.01:22:02
>> Huh?01:22:04
You're still champion?01:22:07
>> No, Mom. I lost.01:22:12
Congratulations, son.01:22:15
>> Na'vi was right. I'm just a bust.01:22:18
>> Snap out of it. You put up a great01:22:20
battle. You got nothing to be ashamed01:22:21
of, but your mother's right. Fighting's01:22:23
a tough racket. You're better off out of01:22:24
it.01:22:25
>> It took you 30 years to find it out. Are01:22:27
you hurt, Joe?01:22:29
>> No, Mom. Not much.01:22:32
>> Joe, this is the happiest moment of my01:22:35
life.01:22:49
Well, ma'am, you ought to be happy. You01:22:52
got your boy back and it looks like01:22:54
smooth sailing ahead. So, I guess I'll01:22:56
shove off. She's waiting for me.01:22:59
>> What? Another blonde?01:23:01
>> No, Maryanne. My ship. Oh,01:23:06
>> you must love the ocean.01:23:08
>> Well, not exactly. I'm always looking01:23:10
for something to better myself. You got01:23:12
a proposition to offer?01:23:14
>> See, but you look nice and you look01:23:17
twice as good as you ever did, and I can01:23:19
only see you with one eye.01:23:21
>> Oh,01:23:24
I'm awfully sorry, Joey. Perhaps your01:23:26
sweetheart will bathe for you.01:23:29
>> I wish she would. Well,01:23:32
>> why don't you ask her?01:23:35
Well,01:23:36
will you?01:23:39
>> Oh,01:23:46
Joey,01:23:47
>> where is he? Where's Joe?01:23:48
>> Joe? Joe?01:23:51
>> Mom wants me.01:23:55
>> I got a heavy message for you. Well,01:23:56
where's Na'vi? Read that. It'll explain01:23:58
everything.01:24:03
Dear exch, I am on my way to a hideout.01:24:07
How humiliating.01:24:10
I just got through triple crossing a01:24:12
double crosser. I hope you won't get01:24:14
sore at me, but I realized you couldn't01:24:16
beat Mswat, so I bet your end of the01:24:18
poise on him.01:24:20
I'm enclosing the winnings. Take it.01:24:22
It's all yours, your loving ex manager,01:24:25
Na'vi.01:24:27
P.S. Please excuse writing as I'm01:24:30
writing while running.01:24:49
>> Joe01:24:51
will now be your son.01:24:54
>> HEY, SPOOKY. HEY, MOM. DAD. MAN, LOOK01:24:57
WHO'S HERE. WILLIAM,01:24:59
>> I'm glad you're doing fine.01:25:00
>> Oh, I'm doing fair. What are you doing,01:25:02
Na'vi? Well, I'm Swat's manager.01:25:04
>> No. >> YEAH.01:25:06
>> HOW ARE YOU, MAN? How are you?01:25:09
>> How are you, honey?01:25:10
>> Where are you?01:25:11
>> I want you to meet the wife.01:25:12
>> What? Come there. Be careful.01:25:15
>> Hello, Nina.01:25:17
>> Hello. >> Hello, everybody.01:25:20
>> Hi, Nina. Take a peek. What is01:25:25
>> Come on, Junior. Say something to daddy.01:25:31
>> Say something to daddy.Description:
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