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>> The Joe Rogan Experience.00:00:06
>> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY00:00:08
NIGHT. All day00:00:13
right down there. Visit him. He's having00:00:15
a good old time. I'm sure he loves doing00:00:17
that. [snorts] Just [ __ ]00:00:18
>> Wish it didn't piss me off.00:00:20
>> It pisses you off that he that he just00:00:22
checks out. What pisses you off?00:00:25
>> I love it. I love that he does it.00:00:27
>> No, it's just art. It's fun to,00:00:28
>> but it's like the more successful he00:00:30
gets, the more dangerous it is. It's00:00:31
like people know who you are, dude.00:00:34
>> You've been seen by millions of people.00:00:35
You can't pretend you're this like00:00:37
anonymous backpacker anymore. [laughter]00:00:40
You [ __ ] weirdo. He comes back. My00:00:43
[snorts] favorite was a couple years. He00:00:44
like when he came back from Peru, we00:00:46
were doing Legion of Skanks and he was00:00:48
like in the crowd and thought it was00:00:49
going to be like a big surprise that00:00:50
he's back. He like came back and we were00:00:52
like, "Oh, what's up? Ari's here."00:00:53
[laughter]00:00:54
>> We talking about like, "Guys, you00:00:56
haven't seen me in so long." I was like,00:00:57
I don't see any of my friends.00:00:58
>> Yeah, you were saying like see everybody00:01:00
every six months. >> I forgot you left,00:01:01
>> right? I only see Norman every 6 months.00:01:04
Maybe maybe a little more when we we get00:01:06
popping with Protect Our Parts.00:01:09
>> It's not the same without them.00:01:10
>> I know it's not.00:01:13
>> I'm still getting drunk, but00:01:14
>> it's a little sad though. [laughter]00:01:16
>> It's a little more pathetic. I'm00:01:17
drinking by myself.00:01:20
[laughter]00:01:21
>> It's a little more sad. I've had a few00:01:23
drinks.00:01:24
I had a a whiskey before a show00:01:26
recently. I had a couple glasses of wine00:01:29
with dinner the other day.00:01:30
>> But it's the most I've had is two.00:01:33
>> But the days of like drinking at nights.00:01:35
>> I thought I [clears throat] had you last00:01:36
time we had the mother show.00:01:37
>> The problem is health.00:01:39
>> I I'm too interested in health. I know.00:01:42
That's the problem.00:01:44
>> It's like the the price you pay is00:01:46
legitimate.00:01:47
>> Yeah. >> And I'm I'm too interested in health.00:01:50
>> You know, I do too much to stay healthy.00:01:53
You work too hard to00:01:54
>> you get I'm getting old, dude. Right.00:01:56
I'm 58. The the reality is like when was00:01:58
the last time you saw a really fit 78-y00:02:01
old guy. 78 years for me is not that00:02:06
far. That's00:02:07
>> Trump's jacked.00:02:09
>> Bro, that's 2005.00:02:11
Okay. 2005 when I was still doing Fear00:02:14
Factor. That's 20 years ago. Yeah.00:02:17
That's nothing.00:02:18
>> That's like that time just flies by. All00:02:21
a sudden you're00:02:22
>> my age.00:02:23
>> Yeah. Exactly.00:02:24
>> Damn.00:02:25
>> Yeah. Exactly. How old are you now?00:02:28
>> I'm I just turned 38.00:02:29
>> Yeah. See, so think of that.00:02:31
>> Yeah.00:02:32
>> That's 20 years difference. You to me is00:02:34
20 years.00:02:35
>> But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.00:02:38
[laughter]00:02:39
78y old guy is a dead guy.00:02:41
>> There's the difference.00:02:43
>> So I've been uh consciously thinking00:02:46
about that. Like don't let it get away00:02:48
from you. That's the thing.00:02:51
Don't let it get away from you. Like00:02:53
look at Jelly Roll.00:02:54
>> Yeah.00:02:55
>> [ __ ] insane. Incredible.00:02:57
>> Yeah.00:02:58
>> That dude just added decades onto his00:03:00
life. >> Oh, for sure. He was00:03:01
>> dec. He was on his way out.00:03:03
>> He was close.00:03:04
>> He was on his way out. >> Yeah.00:03:05
>> 40 500.00:03:06
>> 40 lbs. Yeah.00:03:08
>> Same talent dropped it too.00:03:09
>> Did he? >> Yeah.00:03:10
>> How much did he drop?00:03:11
>> [ __ ] ton. >> Oh, no [ __ ] I haven't seen him.00:03:13
>> Well, I think he did. I don't want to00:03:15
speak for I think he took one of the00:03:16
things like it was empty.00:03:17
>> Fine, man. What do you whatever you00:03:19
need,00:03:20
>> bro? Just what are you doing? And he was00:03:21
like, I was going to die. I was like,00:03:23
all right, fair.00:03:24
>> Yeah, you get too big and then he00:03:27
probably has sleep apnea. So, he ain't00:03:28
getting any sleep. So, at night he's00:03:30
choking, you know, and you're lying in00:03:31
bed in these weird hotel rooms.00:03:34
>> Yeah. >> And Sam,00:03:35
>> I'm going out from sleep apnnea for00:03:37
[laughter] sure, bro.00:03:38
>> I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.00:03:40
>> I wear a mouthpiece every night.00:03:42
>> I found a great pillow, too.00:03:44
>> You think it hurts to die from sleep00:03:45
apnnea?00:03:46
>> Uh, no. You just choke. You stop00:03:48
breathing. That's it. It's a wrap.00:03:50
Probably didn't hurt at all. You00:03:52
probably just go in your sleep.00:03:54
>> Yeah. So, what the [ __ ] >> I don't It's not the one of the worst00:03:55
ways.00:03:56
>> What are we talking about here?00:03:57
>> Listen, let it ride.00:03:58
>> It's just the problem is you're going00:03:59
way too young. It's You're going because00:04:01
someone's killing you and that that00:04:03
someone's you.00:04:04
>> Yeah. But00:04:06
>> see, [laughter]00:04:07
>> a lot of football players get it.00:04:08
>> Yeah, I know. Yeah. Reggie White died.00:04:11
>> They have giant necks. So, the giant00:04:12
neck when you're adding all this stuff00:04:14
here, it's kind of closing in. And then00:04:17
you got this big [ __ ] head and this00:04:19
big ass tongue and it just falls over00:04:21
that hole and you just slip into00:04:24
darkness.00:04:26
>> Now you're talking my language.00:04:27
>> Well, listen. For a lot of those guys,00:04:30
uh it's all preventable. You know, you00:04:32
could sleep with a seat machine, which00:04:34
sucks. >> Dude, my dad my dad has a sleep machine00:04:36
and he uh he doesn't [ __ ] clean it.00:04:40
>> Oh no.00:04:41
>> He [laughter] gets like eye infections.00:04:44
>> Oh god. You just see him. [laughter] He00:04:47
shows up with double pink eye. You're00:04:48
like, "Yo, what the [ __ ]00:04:51
[laughter]00:04:52
bro?" I tried that thing once. One time.00:04:55
>> How do you sleep with that?00:04:56
>> Can't Can't do it. I I can't sleep with00:04:59
a lot of noise. I want to be able to00:05:01
wake up quick. I wake up quick.00:05:03
>> That's funny.00:05:04
>> I'm one of those wake up guys like if my00:05:06
wife grabs me, she like if she has to00:05:08
wake me up, she has to like be kind of,00:05:11
>> you know, ready00:05:12
>> that I don't grab her. Yeah. I I don't00:05:14
know why I've always woken up like that.00:05:16
So, I don't want any noise.00:05:18
>> I listen to noise when I sleep. And then00:05:20
I I have that thought though. It's like00:05:21
if somebody breaks in.00:05:22
>> I want to hear everything.00:05:23
>> Sure.00:05:24
>> Well, this is like I used to always have00:05:26
a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have00:05:29
like multiple pitbulls. I used to have00:05:31
>> I Yeah, [laughter]00:05:34
me and him both was sleep apnnea. But00:05:36
it's I wanted I always wanted things to00:05:39
be awake that would bark if like00:05:41
something was at the door like living by00:05:44
yourself in Hollywood.00:05:46
>> I never lived in Hollywood but I lived00:05:48
in North Hollywood and then I lived in00:05:49
Enino and then I moved further out. I ke00:05:51
just kept moving further and further00:05:52
out. I even thought about Santa Barbara.00:05:54
I'm like why don't I get a big piece of00:05:55
property on Santa Barbara? Get the [ __ ]00:05:56
away from everybody.00:05:58
>> But like I don't want a machine going00:06:06
Yeah, >> you can't you're not hearing [ __ ] I00:06:08
would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird.00:06:11
>> I think when you hit like machine time,00:06:13
it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks00:06:15
in here. [laughter]00:06:17
Who gives a [ __ ] dude?00:06:20
[laughter]00:06:21
>> He You got I've gotten sleep a I get00:06:24
sleep apnea when I'm hung over. That's00:06:26
when I get it,00:06:27
>> right? >> Like uh00:06:29
>> And do you sleep? I've got it on my00:06:31
planes. Oh, I'm waking myself up.00:06:34
>> So embarrassing.00:06:35
>> I had to wake this dude up and not wake00:06:37
this dude up, but tell him once, we're00:06:39
we're on a long flight like going to00:06:41
Europe or something. And this poor dude00:06:43
was choking so bad. He sat up and I00:06:46
said, "Hey man, you have sleep apnnea."00:06:48
I go, "Have you ever been tested for00:06:50
sleep apnea?" He was a younger guy. He00:06:52
was like in his 30s but real overweight.00:06:54
And I go, "You got to go get tested." I00:06:56
go, "You you legitimately have sleep00:06:58
apnnea." I go, "I know cuz I have it."00:07:00
And I told him, I'm like, "You you don't00:07:01
breathe for like nine seconds at a00:07:03
time." [laughter] I watched him. It was00:07:06
crazy. >> I got to be honest, that's I mean, don't00:07:08
get me wrong, you did the right thing.00:07:09
But that would that would bum you out.00:07:11
>> Well, he was already friendly with me.00:07:12
Okay.00:07:13
>> We were already friendly cuz he was00:07:14
like, "Hey, I love your show."00:07:15
>> Waking up to like like a in shape dude00:07:18
being like, "You're fat." Be like,00:07:20
"Dude,00:07:21
>> I told him I have it, too. I have it,00:07:23
too. I was informing him. I'm telling00:07:25
you." I go, "It changed my life." And I00:07:27
just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece00:07:29
that presses down in your tongue. It00:07:31
keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's00:07:32
a game changer."00:07:34
>> I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much00:07:35
better." Cuz I I watched you choke.00:07:38
>> Yeah. >> And so00:07:39
>> the mouthpiece is tough, though. Like if00:07:40
you're laying with a your lady00:07:42
>> Oh, that's a problem.00:07:43
>> You put the mouthpiece in.00:07:44
>> Yeah. And she go, "Well, hold on a00:07:45
second.00:07:46
>> All of a sudden, I'm hard. [laughter]00:07:48
>> We should probably have sex right now."00:07:49
That >> take that mouthpiece out. Yeah. You got00:07:51
to take it out.00:07:52
>> Go. Hey, baby. Are you awake?00:07:54
>> It's just uh another thing is uh mouth00:07:56
tape. Have you ever tried that? Were you00:07:57
breathing out of your nose?00:07:58
>> I got a deviated septum. It wouldn't00:08:00
>> You should get that fixed, dog.00:08:02
>> I'm never going to fix anything.00:08:03
>> Oh, you should get that fixed. I got00:08:05
mine fixed. It was amazing. I didn't get00:08:06
it fixed. I was 40. Yeah.00:08:08
>> I had it my whole00:08:10
>> You just got a nose surgery?00:08:11
>> Yeah.00:08:12
>> It was awesome.00:08:13
>> It was The result is awesome. I mean, I00:08:15
I gained like instantly gained like 10%00:08:18
cardio.00:08:19
>> Oh, damn. >> Yeah. Cuz you breathe out of your nose00:08:20
now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose00:08:22
forever. I broke my nose when I was00:08:23
five. I fell down a flight of stairs00:08:26
>> and then uh it was always crooked like00:08:28
it's like the bone got [ __ ] I got00:08:29
[ __ ] I probably should have went to a00:08:31
doctor but you know in the 70s they just00:08:33
[ __ ] dusted you off.00:08:34
>> Yeah. [laughter]00:08:35
>> So and then I broke my nose who knows00:08:38
how many times after that00:08:40
>> of course >> bunch of times.00:08:41
>> Yeah.00:08:42
>> The most recent one in my 40s I got knee00:08:44
in the face in jiu-jitsu in my or in my00:08:46
late 30s rather. I got knee in the face00:08:48
in jiu-jitsu and it was [ __ ] pouring00:08:50
blood. I mean look bad though. No it's00:08:51
not that bad. It's not flat. too much00:08:54
because I really stopped striking mostly00:08:58
when I was like 22 23. I did a little of00:09:01
it when I came to LA again. I I did a00:09:04
little sparring but not too much. But00:09:06
it's the guys that just keep getting hit00:09:08
in the nose over and over again. This00:09:10
piece of cartilage eventually collapses00:09:12
>> and then you get this like flat thing00:09:14
there. >> Yeah.00:09:15
>> Which doesn't bother me too much on00:09:17
dudes, but it bums me out when I see it00:09:19
on women fighters. It really does. It00:09:21
bums me out.00:09:23
>> I know. So sexist. Uh it does comes out.00:09:27
>> Until you until you want to look pretty.00:09:29
You're straight. You go, why don't you00:09:30
even look pretty?00:09:32
>> There's certain fights where women get00:09:33
like really badly cut and I have a00:09:35
really hard time with it.00:09:38
>> I know. I should00:09:39
>> I mean00:09:40
>> where I don't have a hard time with00:09:41
dudes. >> It Well, it's hard to watch women get00:09:43
beat up. >> It is00:09:44
>> like the [ __ ] that Iraq video we were00:09:47
watching. >> Oh Jesus.00:09:48
>> It's hard to watch.00:09:50
>> What are you doing? Someone decided it00:09:52
would be a good idea to have a man box a00:09:55
woman. [laughter] Yeah.00:09:56
>> There was maybe some mouthy chick00:09:57
because she was really aggressive. Like00:09:59
remember like even after he knocked her00:10:01
down, she she jumped up and tried to00:10:02
swing on him even when the referee was00:10:04
holding her back.00:10:06
>> She was very aggressive, but this dude00:10:07
beat the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] out of her.00:10:10
>> She was She did survive the round,00:10:12
>> I guess. Didn't she get knocked down at00:10:14
the end and they stopped it?00:10:15
>> I think that I could be wrong. It looked00:10:16
like the second he was in his corner.00:10:18
>> Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good.00:10:20
He wasn't good. It was ridiculous.00:10:23
>> Also, he Yeah, there it is. Don't Jamie,00:10:26
don't make me watch [laughter] this.00:10:28
>> This guy's just I mean, it looks like00:10:30
he's got some rudimentary technique.00:10:32
He's just kind of swinging punches, but00:10:34
the power difference is just crazy.00:10:37
And anybody who thinks it's not is just00:10:39
[ __ ] delusional. The difference00:10:40
between a man and a woman is so big.00:10:42
Even like a a strong woman like Amanda00:10:44
Nunez, she probably knock out most00:10:46
dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her00:10:49
weight that's gonna go full blast. It's00:10:51
that's [ __ ] Even like a big power00:10:54
puncher for a woman. It just doesn't00:10:56
compare. [laughter]00:10:57
>> Oh, there that's the end.00:10:58
>> That's horrible.00:10:59
>> That's crazy.00:11:00
>> Horrible. >> But I think they were just in like00:11:01
Fallujah, so [ __ ] it.00:11:03
>> My friend Tommy used to have a00:11:04
girlfriend that could definitely knock00:11:05
you out. She used to she knock me out,00:11:08
dude. Bro, I'm telling you, this girl00:11:10
could could knock a man out. Uh Tommy00:11:12
was always telling me how hard she hits00:11:14
those uh punching bag things. And he's00:11:16
like, "Let her hit your hand."00:11:18
>> So I go, "Okay." [snorts]00:11:19
So I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted my00:11:21
hand. And I went, "Whoa."00:11:23
>> I was like, "That is real." I go,00:11:25
"That's a real problem." I go, "Did00:11:26
she'll knock you out? Did not get in00:11:28
argument with your girlfriend. She's a00:11:30
big lady. Not not like overweight, but a00:11:32
strong, stout lady."00:11:34
>> I was shocked.00:11:35
>> There's girls out there that could00:11:36
flatline you.00:11:38
But not [laughter] that one,00:11:39
>> bro. How much would that suck talking to00:11:42
a girl? You're like, I this is my house.00:11:44
I'm making [laughter]00:11:45
>> She just [ __ ] crack.00:11:47
>> She chlores shields you. Just [ __ ]00:11:51
drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a00:11:54
a nice >> couple hammers on the ground. [laughter]00:11:59
>> Oh, [ __ ] that.00:12:00
>> Think of talking to a girl and she gets00:12:01
in like a good stance.00:12:03
>> Oh my god.00:12:04
>> A boxing stance. Have you seen that00:12:06
really pretty girl that fights in the00:12:07
PFL? What's her name? Dakota JVA. I00:12:10
don't know how to say her last name. Uh,00:12:13
I don't know. She's from England. I00:12:15
don't know what her ethnicity is, but00:12:17
she is like most of her fights win by00:12:20
knockout. She's this Muay Thai00:12:21
specialist, but she's pretty. She's real00:12:23
pretty and like slim and slender and she00:12:25
sounds awesome.00:12:26
>> [ __ ] these girls up.00:12:28
>> That's f these girls up like combin.00:12:32
That's her >> combination. DTO. Say that name. DVA.00:12:36
DVA. I don't know. I'm probably00:12:38
butchering it. A lot of those names you00:12:40
you can't really pronounce them the way00:12:42
you read them. Like that. That trips me00:12:44
up so hard at UFC weigh-ins.00:12:46
>> Like I have to write everything out00:12:48
phonetically.00:12:50
Just cut cut to like when she's Yeah,00:12:52
she's tuning up this girl.00:12:54
>> And she tunes up all these girls. She's00:12:56
nasty, man. Look at that knee to the00:12:58
body. Like [laughter]00:12:59
>> And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's00:13:01
got a nice body. If you saw her at a00:13:03
club, you would you would say, "Wow, she00:13:04
looks really fit." Like maybe she's a00:13:06
CrossFit or something.00:13:07
>> Yeah. >> You try to hug her, you get put in the00:13:09
clinch, get [ __ ] [laughter] elbowed.00:13:12
>> Just [ __ ] up.00:13:14
>> Yeah. But that video is wrong. The video00:13:18
in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that.00:13:20
>> Don't do that to that poor lady. That00:13:22
lady got a lifetime worth of00:13:23
>> She must have been talking so much [ __ ]00:13:24
that the whole Everybody agreed to it.00:13:26
[sighs]00:13:27
>> Yeah, >> everyone agreed.00:13:28
>> There's ladies like that out there. Just00:13:29
like there's guys like that out there00:13:31
>> for sure. You I've seen a lot of videos00:13:33
of guys just walking into a boxing gym00:13:36
>> for [ __ ] [laughter] "Hey, I'm a00:13:37
[ __ ] street fighter. They have no00:13:39
skills and some guy just [laughter]00:13:41
[ __ ] talk [ __ ] to him while he's00:13:43
beating the brakes." >> You can always tell though, just the way00:13:45
they move their feet.00:13:46
>> Oh yeah. >> Like like kind of like on the balls of00:13:48
their like jumping around a little.00:13:51
>> Every punch they throw, they leave their00:13:52
feet.00:13:53
>> During the old days of martial arts,00:13:55
they used to people would just show up00:13:56
at your gym and say they want to spar00:13:58
the best people there. It would happen00:13:59
all the time. How what years are these?00:14:02
>> The 80s. >> Yeah, that's cuz they were putting out00:14:04
those [ __ ] sick ass karate movies.00:14:06
[laughter]00:14:07
>> Every single dude was like, "Hold on a00:14:08
second.00:14:09
>> Is that me?" Yeah.00:14:10
>> Am I John Claude Van?00:14:12
>> I am that guy. Well, there's a lot of00:14:13
like probably schizophrenics and00:14:14
delusional [laughter] people.00:14:16
>> They'd show up at a karate school and00:14:17
just get [ __ ] up. It's horrible.00:14:21
>> Having a manic episode be like,00:14:23
>> I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.00:14:25
>> Horrible.00:14:27
Horrible. >> Oh man. getting tuned up while you're00:14:29
having a mental break. [laughter]00:14:31
>> You're in the middle of a full00:14:32
schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves00:14:34
and [ __ ] [laughter]00:14:35
>> There's that [ __ ] elf right there.00:14:37
He's in the gym.00:14:38
>> There's a dragon hiding behind the00:14:39
quarter. You just get punched in the00:14:41
face.00:14:42
>> Fight.00:14:43
>> Hold on. The [laughter] dragon's talking00:14:45
to me.00:14:47
>> He's got a trainer. It's a dragon.00:14:50
>> You imagine being schizophrenic? Imagine00:14:52
just seeing a world that's totally00:14:53
different than the world everybody sees00:14:55
cuz your your whatever is all [ __ ] up.00:14:57
And so you're just seeing things that00:14:58
aren't there.00:14:59
>> No.00:15:00
>> Making connections that aren't real00:15:02
>> and you don't know.00:15:04
>> Kurt Manser is fired up. [laughter]00:15:06
Mezer is fired up. He'll get you.00:15:09
>> Mer's got a touch.00:15:10
>> He got me at the holiday. He got me.00:15:12
>> He's got a touch of the skits.00:15:14
>> He's [snorts] fired up, dude.00:15:15
>> Bro, he is an uh an encyclopedia of00:15:18
conspiracies.00:15:20
>> Yeah. >> You just draw go back to You remember00:15:23
that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah.00:15:24
>> Yeah. He'll he'll get it. He'll get it00:15:26
immediately and he'll tell you more than00:15:28
you know. >> He'll tell you too much.00:15:29
>> He also talks about conspiracies with00:15:31
complete00:15:32
>> Oh, you didn't know this?00:15:33
>> Yeah, that's the best.00:15:34
>> There's never like there's a theory. No,00:15:36
>> you didn't know. >> Yeah.00:15:37
>> And he gets over you cuz he's such a00:15:38
goon. He like looms [snorts] over you.00:15:40
He's this big [ __ ] dude. Giant00:15:42
eyebrows.00:15:43
>> He's so [ __ ] funny. He's so funny.00:15:47
He's unbelievably funny.00:15:48
>> He's such a character. Like, you00:15:50
couldn't make a dude like that in a00:15:51
movie. People are too over the top. No,00:15:54
he's he's his comedy is00:15:57
>> Oh, yeah. >> Like my favorite.00:15:58
>> He's great. He's a really great like uh00:16:00
he does the Jimmy Door Show and he he00:16:03
just jumps in with [ __ ] Jumps in. It's00:16:05
always like I'm always like watching00:16:06
this very serious thing. I'm like, "What00:16:08
the [ __ ] [laughter]00:16:09
>> What the [ __ ] Mascara."00:16:11
>> Mascara. He's come over to my house a00:16:13
couple times. He He likes White Claws.00:16:14
He drinks white claws and brings his own00:16:16
and then he gets going.00:16:17
>> Yeah. He always shows up in the green00:16:19
room with two white claws in between his00:16:20
fingers.00:16:21
>> Always two white claws. He's a two I00:16:23
call man. It's [laughter] a good move.00:16:26
>> He's such a character. He's always been00:16:28
that guy, too. He's so fun.00:16:29
>> I had the worst one of the most00:16:31
embarrassing interactions with him. He00:16:33
just put out uh White Precious, which00:16:36
was one of my favorite specials ever.00:16:38
And then I saw him in LA cuz I I I was00:16:41
opening for like Big Jay at the store00:16:43
and Mezzer was there. And I was like,00:16:44
"Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt.00:16:46
This is a big moment for me." And I was00:16:47
like, "So, do you think when do you00:16:49
think your next special is?" [laughter]00:16:51
And he was like, "I don't [ __ ] know,00:16:53
dude." He just walked away and I was00:16:55
like, "Fuck, I blew [laughter] it."00:16:58
There's so many of those. So many I wish00:17:00
I could take back.00:17:01
>> Yeah, the meeting people for the first00:17:03
time being like super awkward.00:17:06
>> Oh, tell got me with a terrible one.00:17:09
I've talked about it before, but I00:17:11
walked outside of the cellar. I just had00:17:12
a good set. Like I was feeling good and00:17:14
he was smoking a cigarette and I was00:17:15
like, "Can I get one of those00:17:16
cigarettes?" And he [laughter] was like,00:17:18
"No." just walked right back inside.00:17:22
>> [ __ ] [laughter]00:17:24
>> He thought you were going to bond.00:17:26
>> Meanwhile, he only had four left.00:17:28
>> Yeah, he likes [ __ ] with people.00:17:30
>> How is he still alive? Like, he's does00:17:32
nothing to take care of himself. How00:17:34
much How many cigarettes does Dave00:17:36
smoke? [snorts]00:17:37
>> He smokes a lot of cigarettes.00:17:38
>> He's He's alive through pure laughter.00:17:40
>> Yeah.00:17:41
>> The amount of laughter he generates00:17:42
keeps his tissue excited. I was I was so00:17:46
lucky to just be like because they would00:17:48
always put me with him at the end of the00:17:50
night. >> So I got to watch him for a few years00:17:52
and it was like my favorite thing.00:17:54
>> Oh, he's >> But if I he just would make fun of me.00:17:57
He'd see me in the room and be like,00:17:58
"Oh, Shane must have had a good set.00:18:00
He's hanging out." [laughter]00:18:02
>> Shane, where were you born? On the00:18:03
corner of AR and 15. [laughter]00:18:07
He's so good.00:18:10
>> Yeah. But he Yeah, he [ __ ] really00:18:12
makes fun of you.00:18:13
>> Oh yeah. You stand in the doorway and00:18:14
he's like, "Look at you, you fat piece."00:18:16
>> I love what he does when he'll do a show00:18:18
and then he'll bring his opening acts on00:18:20
on the stage at the end of the show and00:18:22
just riff and just [ __ ] on them00:18:24
[laughter]00:18:25
like >> it's hard. It's impossible to keep up,00:18:27
>> bro. Ian just gets Ian fire gets he is00:18:29
but he gets just steamrolled.00:18:31
>> Yeah, of course. Yeah,00:18:32
>> he like knows Dave enough00:18:34
>> to like know what he's looking for with00:18:36
the answer. I don't. So, I'd be in the00:18:37
room and he'd be like, "Jane, you look00:18:39
like a sex toy guy. What type of sex00:18:41
toys do you [laughter] like?" and be00:18:42
like, "Uh, vibrators." You be like, "Oh,00:18:45
good answer. [laughter]00:18:47
Fuck." I don't know.00:18:49
>> The the panic when you're a young comic00:18:51
of meeting like an established comic is00:18:53
very00:18:54
>> so bad.00:18:55
>> Very real.00:18:56
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>> Yeah, I sent uh I opened for Bert00:20:31
Chryser in Helium. And then at Helium00:20:34
Filling, it was the first time I ever00:20:36
middled and I was like, "That was a good00:20:38
show. I should." And he, you know, he00:20:40
was drunk after the show and he was00:20:41
like, "You should open for me." And I00:20:43
was like, "Fuck yeah. I'm going to email00:20:46
this guy." I emailed him like five00:20:48
times. The first email was like, "I00:20:50
think you and mesh together. We should."00:20:53
It was brutal. So then I'm talking Me00:20:55
and Stanh Hope were talking to him about00:20:56
[snorts] it. This [ __ ] still has the00:20:58
same email account. So he brought it up.00:21:01
He read the email in front of me 1000:21:03
years later and I was like,00:21:04
>> "How does he still have the same email00:21:06
account for 10 years?"00:21:08
>> God, that would be00:21:09
>> You got any of those?00:21:11
>> What? >> Like when you were a young comic just00:21:13
saying there's no emails back then?00:21:14
>> No, no, no. But I mean just like saying00:21:16
something that you00:21:19
[sighs and gasps] >> nothing too bad comic and you're like00:21:21
[clears throat] >> one time at MTV John Stewart was having00:21:24
a meeting with this executive and I had00:21:26
just met John Stewart like the first00:21:28
time and uh [clears throat] so I went in00:21:32
to say hi. I went in to say hi to the00:21:34
lady and John Stewart was there and I00:21:36
remember saying hi to him like, "Oh,00:21:37
hi." And then I I remember I went I go,00:21:39
"Wow, you got a great view." I looked00:21:41
out the window and I knocked something00:21:42
over [laughter] like a [ __ ] statue or00:21:45
some [ __ ] and I had grab it and pick it00:21:47
up. It didn't break and I put it back.00:21:49
I'm like, "All right, I'll just get out00:21:50
of here." I just felt like such a00:21:51
[ __ ] clumsy dork00:21:54
>> cuz I had to look out the I had to say00:21:55
something nice like, "Wow, you got a00:21:56
great view."00:21:57
>> Yeah. >> Knock this [ __ ] thing over and just00:21:59
like, "Oh no."00:22:01
>> Yeah. Knocking something over that.00:22:02
>> Like, why did I go back there to look?00:22:04
If I just said hi in the main room area,00:22:08
everything would be >> Everybody be like, [laughter] "Man, that00:22:09
guy was cool. Guy was cool. No, he had00:22:11
to go to the window. Knock,00:22:13
>> bro. That haunted me for years.00:22:16
>> I think about the knocking that stupid I00:22:18
don't even remember what it was I00:22:19
knocked over, but I remember going, "Oh,00:22:21
no." >> Yeah, it's terrible. I had one uh I went00:22:25
to see Soders's he filmed one of his00:22:27
Comedy Central specials in Philly and I00:22:30
had just done a showcase with him in New00:22:33
York. Like I was like really excited00:22:35
that I did a show at the stand cuz I it00:22:38
was like the first time I ever did it00:22:39
and he was on the lineup. So we're00:22:41
standing in line and I was like, "You00:22:42
think I should just tell these people00:22:43
that I just did a show with this guy?"00:22:46
[laughter] And my friends were like,00:22:48
"What the [ __ ] are you talking about?"00:22:50
And I was like, "Dude, I'll kill00:22:51
myself."00:22:53
Like right away. [laughter] I was like,00:22:54
"I'm so sorry." You think I should tell00:22:57
like the people the security that I just00:22:59
did a show with them?00:23:01
>> Oh, it's funny. It's really00:23:03
embarrassing. >> It's It is embarrassing now because now00:23:05
you're just like totally friends with00:23:07
all these guys.00:23:08
>> It's totally normal. That's what's00:23:10
weird.00:23:11
>> Like if I see John Stewart now, I give00:23:13
him a hug like, "Hey, what's up, dude?"00:23:14
It's like it's totally normal. He's just00:23:16
a person. When you see someone that00:23:19
you've seen on TV, like when you're00:23:20
young, it's weird.00:23:22
>> It is.00:23:23
>> Takes a long time before it stops being00:23:25
weird, too. >> That's why it's like when people come up00:23:27
to me and do the same thing I used to00:23:28
do. So, I'm always like, "It's all00:23:30
right."00:23:31
>> You know what I Like the first time I00:23:32
met Norman and List, it was after a show00:23:35
and I was standing next to him and I was00:23:36
like, "You guys," it's funny, you guys00:23:38
sound just the same as you do on00:23:39
podcasts. I listen to you guys podcast00:23:40
[laughter]00:23:43
who the [ __ ] are you?00:23:45
[gasps]00:23:47
>> Yeah, it's brutal.00:23:49
>> I mean, there's no way to be00:23:51
comfortable.00:23:52
>> How can you be? You have to go through00:23:53
it.00:23:54
>> If you don't go through it, you're not00:23:55
going to be comfortable. You're going to00:23:56
be weirded out. [clears throat]00:23:58
>> No way around it. You want them to be00:24:00
your friend.00:24:01
>> Oh yeah. >> You know what I mean? You want them to00:24:03
like you. They have no idea who you are.00:24:04
You're like standing next to them.00:24:05
>> Yeah. Yeah.00:24:06
>> Yeah.00:24:07
>> And then it gets, you know, there's00:24:09
levels of weirdness, you know? Like00:24:11
sometimes I've been I mean here talking00:24:12
to someone. I'm like00:24:14
>> that's [ __ ] Quinton Tarantino. Like00:24:16
how weird is this? I mean sitting here00:24:18
talking to Quinton. Like there's certain00:24:19
guys that never stop being weird. Yeah.00:24:21
It's like always stays a little weird00:24:23
because they're so famous.00:24:26
>> Yeah. Mine's always athletes. M00:24:28
>> it's always an athlete that I00:24:29
[clears throat] didn't think was going00:24:30
to make me feel that way.00:24:32
>> That's interesting.00:24:33
>> How special they are.00:24:34
>> Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.00:24:36
>> Yeah. >> I couldn't even talk. [laughter]00:24:38
>> It was [ __ ] recent. It was crazy.00:24:41
He's handed he was hitting batting00:24:43
practice before Phillies Yankees and he00:24:45
saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was00:24:47
and he like looked over before he like00:24:49
was entering the [clears throat] cage00:24:50
and he was like, "What's up?" And I was00:24:52
like, "Oh shit."00:24:53
>> And then he got done and he walked over.00:24:55
He's like, "What are you doing back there, big man?" And I was like, "Oh,00:24:58
dude." Oh, [laughter]00:25:00
>> you were hit him. Oh, yeah. He's a00:25:02
horse, dude.00:25:03
>> Yeah, it's a big00:25:04
>> Yeah. You have no idea. I was uh full00:25:05
panic in that.00:25:07
>> That's funny. >> Full panic. And then I think Yeah, that00:25:10
was the day me and my buddies did uh00:25:12
nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.00:25:14
>> Jeez.00:25:15
>> Okconor had nine seven hot dogs before00:25:17
the first pitch. Then he passed00:25:19
[laughter] out. He didn't have any beer.00:25:22
He fell asleep for a whole game00:25:24
>> just from the hot dogs.00:25:25
>> Seven hot dogs. [laughter]00:25:27
And we were with my buddy H. Foley and00:25:28
he was getting other food.00:25:30
>> He's a big [ __ ] guy.00:25:32
>> Other than the nine hot dogs.00:25:33
>> Nine hot dogs was the challenge.00:25:35
>> I watched him get a [ __ ] cheese steak00:25:38
>> and nine hot dogs.00:25:39
>> How big is he?00:25:41
>> He's as big as he's a big [ __ ]00:25:42
>> Big as it gets. Is that [laughter] about00:25:45
>> I feel bad. I love him.00:25:47
>> But for real.00:25:48
>> Jeez.00:25:49
>> He's about as funny as it gets, though.00:25:50
>> Nine [clears throat] hot dogs and a00:25:51
cheese steak is crazy.00:25:53
>> That's a lot of volume. Just like the00:25:55
sheer mass of it all, you know?00:25:58
>> Yeah, it was terrible.00:26:00
>> You know that feeling that you get when00:26:02
you eat like a giant meal and then you00:26:04
look at yourself sideways in the mirror,00:26:05
you're like, "Oh my god, I'm [ __ ]00:26:07
pregnant."00:26:08
>> Yeah. Every did it last [laughter]00:26:09
night.00:26:10
>> All those plates stacked up on top of00:26:13
each other. Lately, I've been doing this00:26:16
one meal a day thing like the last few00:26:18
days. I don't think I'm going to stick with it. [snorts] Today, I kind of00:26:20
cheated. I had a little bit of fruit.00:26:22
But so last night I went to uh the uh00:26:25
>> if I had a little bit of fruit I'd be00:26:27
like I'm I'm the beacon of health. It's00:26:30
crazy. I had [laughter] [ __ ] fruit00:26:31
today.00:26:32
>> You don't eat any fruit?00:26:33
>> No.00:26:34
>> No vitamins? [clears throat]00:26:35
>> I I take vitamins.00:26:36
>> You take vitamins. What are you taking?00:26:38
>> Uh right now just D, B, and C.00:26:41
>> Okay.00:26:42
>> Now I got some zinc and magnesium in00:26:43
there.00:26:44
>> You should go to waste. Well, and you00:26:45
know what they'll do?00:26:46
>> I did. They gave me some [ __ ]00:26:47
>> But they'll give you one based on your00:26:49
blood profile.00:26:50
>> They did. They did. They'll mix it for00:26:51
you.00:26:52
>> Yeah. Oh, it's the best.00:26:53
>> It's great. >> You don't have to think.00:26:54
>> Yeah. I went to ways as well fully00:26:56
going, I have to have diabetes.00:26:58
[laughter]00:26:59
>> The [ __ ] as soon as they took my00:27:01
blood, there was like four days from00:27:02
when I got the results. I was in the00:27:04
green room talking to Simpson. I was00:27:06
like, dude, there had to be symptoms,00:27:07
right? He was like, "No, I just have00:27:10
diabetes." I was like, "Fuck, I00:27:11
definitely have diabetes." Nothing.00:27:13
>> Wow.00:27:14
>> It's a good result.00:27:15
>> That is a good result.00:27:16
>> Yeah, that's great. That liver is a00:27:18
[ __ ] dude. >> Couldn't believe it. Yeah, your liver00:27:20
like your liver is all right.00:27:21
>> Your liver is a [ __ ] You know00:27:22
what? It gets workouts.00:27:24
>> I think the >> gets workouts.00:27:25
>> True. It's jacked,00:27:26
>> right? Your liver is jacked. If you00:27:28
think about it, look, running all the00:27:30
time, look, running one time until your00:27:32
heart explodes is not good for you,00:27:33
right? We all agree you get a heart00:27:35
attack, you die. That's not good.00:27:37
>> Drinking yourself to death one time is00:27:39
not good for you. No,00:27:40
>> definitely not.00:27:41
>> But running every day a little bit,00:27:44
couple miles, you get in shape.00:27:46
>> I think this is wrong, but I like where00:27:47
you're going. >> You know what I'm saying? [laughter] You00:27:48
know where I'm going with this? Like a00:27:50
little bit of whiskey, a little bit of00:27:52
booze, some drinking every day.00:27:54
>> Toughen that [ __ ] up. [ __ ] your00:27:56
your liver is ready to go. Your liver is00:27:57
like a marathon runner,00:27:59
>> right?00:28:00
>> Yeah. You'd think.00:28:01
>> Well, it's like that's why you have the00:28:02
tolerance you have clearly, right?00:28:04
Because00:28:05
>> uh the tolerance comes from just light00:28:06
beer,00:28:07
>> right?00:28:08
>> For real. If you get me, if I take two00:28:10
shots, I'm like, I got to go home.00:28:11
[laughter]00:28:12
>> It's crazy.00:28:13
>> Stanh Hope does that, too. He just sips00:28:15
light beer.00:28:16
>> Oh, really? >> Yeah. He moved. He went through a00:28:18
cocktail phase. I don't know where he's00:28:19
at right now. >> He when I was with him, he was fully on00:28:21
uh like White Russians.00:28:24
>> Okay. >> And he was00:28:25
>> cocktail phase.00:28:26
>> [ __ ] getting after it. He gets00:28:27
[laughter] after it still after all00:28:29
these years.00:28:30
>> He was doing good last time I saw him.00:28:31
>> He's great. He's I heard he crushed at00:28:33
Skank.00:28:34
>> He murdered.00:28:35
>> Tony said watched his set and he said he00:28:37
was just clap. Tony said he was just00:28:39
going like this in the back of the room.00:28:41
>> Doug's always been one of the best and00:28:42
he's like that's him. Like he's not00:28:44
putting on an act. That's genuinely him00:28:47
24/7 with his stupid suits on and just00:28:50
thinking everything is hilarious and00:28:53
>> hanging out with a army of idiots. Like00:28:56
there's [laughter] so many [ __ ] dudes00:28:58
that are like him. They're all doing00:29:00
ridiculous [ __ ]00:29:01
>> I Yeah, when I was living there, it was00:29:03
just me and them. [laughter] I was the00:29:04
only guy that was like,00:29:05
>> "What the [ __ ]00:29:06
>> Boys,00:29:08
>> these guys were all like 50 and 60."00:29:10
It's like, "Boys,00:29:11
>> you got to admire it. No doctors. [ __ ]00:29:13
this. We're riding this thing until the00:29:15
wheels fall off. [clears throat]00:29:17
>> Bingo was doing good, too.00:29:18
>> That's great.00:29:19
>> Everything. It was nice to see.00:29:22
>> Yeah, because when we were doing that00:29:23
end of the world podcast one time,00:29:25
that's when Bingo fell.00:29:27
>> Oh, so scary, man. Hitting your head is00:29:29
so scary. Speaking of hitting your head,00:29:31
what do you think of this Jake Paul00:29:32
Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight.00:29:34
>> That is tonight.00:29:35
>> And watch it. And yeah, I'm definitely00:29:37
going to watch. >> Where are you watching it?00:29:38
>> I don't know. I got a lot. We got a lot00:29:40
tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh,00:29:43
>> college football playoffs.00:29:44
>> What else we got, Jamo?00:29:46
>> Just that. >> Yeah.00:29:47
>> All right,00:29:48
>> that's all great. >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]00:29:49
>> I can't get excited about that.00:29:51
>> Huge thing.00:29:52
>> I can't get excited about that. While00:29:53
Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are00:29:55
fighting,00:29:56
>> uh, >> I'm very excited about this.00:29:58
>> If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy,00:30:00
this should be00:30:01
>> How could he take it easy? The whole00:30:03
world is watching. There's not a chance00:30:05
he's going to make it look like this guy00:30:07
can box with him.00:30:08
>> Can you imagine if Jake00:30:10
>> if he flat lines him?00:30:11
>> Oh my god. What if he steps in and just00:30:14
right power bombs him right on the chin00:30:16
and Joshua's legs go out00:30:19
>> and he goes down?00:30:20
>> It'd be the saddest.00:30:21
>> That'd be sad.00:30:22
>> Not for Jake Paul.00:30:24
>> Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm saying00:30:25
Anthony Joshua who's like00:30:28
>> who was like going to be the guy00:30:30
>> destroy some sports books also00:30:31
apparently. [snorts]00:30:32
>> What are those odds?00:30:33
>> They'd lose a hundred million dollars or00:30:35
something I think. Yeah, that's right.00:30:37
Yeah, there's a lot of batting on the00:30:39
Jake Paul underdog right now.00:30:42
>> There's people betting on him.00:30:43
>> Yeah, because he's got plus 650. You're00:30:45
making six times the money you put in.00:30:47
>> Yeah, but what are the odds?00:30:49
>> Not good.00:30:50
>> What are the odds really? I know that's00:30:51
the odd literally said, what are the00:30:52
odds to the odds? [laughter]00:30:56
>> But I mean, if you're00:30:57
>> Vegas,00:30:58
>> it's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony00:31:02
Joshua either wins a decision or stops00:31:03
him. This is because he is a twotime,00:31:06
it's not saying Jake Paul's not a good00:31:08
boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like00:31:10
very underrated, but he's a twotime00:31:13
heavyweight world champion. He's like00:31:15
one of the [ __ ] scariest guys in the00:31:17
division. Lightning fast punches, 24500:31:21
[ __ ] pounds. He's huge. He's way00:31:24
bigger, way more skilled.00:31:26
>> He's like a foot taller. What's the00:31:27
height difference? I saw him at the00:31:28
weigh-in.00:31:29
>> I think he's five inches taller. Four or00:31:31
five inches taller. But the point is,00:31:33
he's one of the best heavyweight boxers00:31:35
alive.00:31:36
>> Yeah. >> And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you00:31:39
know, very impressive for a guy beating00:31:41
up Ben Ascrin and knocking out Tyron00:31:43
Woodley. Very impressive.00:31:44
>> Yeah.00:31:45
>> There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry.00:31:47
Very impressive. There's levels. This is00:31:50
This is a crazy jump.00:31:51
>> That's why it's I think that the only00:31:53
reason the odds are not 40 to1 is00:31:56
>> people suspect shenanigans.00:31:58
>> Shenanigans. Yeah, they suspect00:32:01
shenanigans.00:32:02
>> But first,00:32:03
>> they come out and [ __ ] circle each00:32:04
other like pro wrestling and grab the00:32:05
ropes, we're going to be like, "No,00:32:08
>> you motherfuckers."00:32:10
[snorts] >> When Nate fought him, that was great.00:32:12
>> Well, listen, that's another fight.00:32:13
Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but00:32:16
Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for00:32:18
the most part. A couple fights at 170.00:32:20
Yeah.00:32:21
>> You know, a very good boxer for MMA,00:32:23
>> but00:32:25
>> Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate00:32:26
had Nate had a bachelor00:32:28
>> later rounds. Yeah,00:32:29
>> the late rounds Nate sorted.00:32:31
>> Yeah, [clears throat]00:32:33
Paul 7 to1 underdog had attracted 82% of00:32:36
the bets and 90% of the money that had00:32:38
been wagered on DraftKings on the00:32:40
winner. What00:32:43
a Paul upset would result in nearly a00:32:45
hundred million dollar loss for the00:32:46
sports book. [cough and clears throat]00:32:49
Imagine if Jake Paul just hated00:32:52
DraftKings and they made a deal with00:32:55
Anthony Joshua. It's like, let's00:32:57
bankrupt these [ __ ] Let's00:32:59
bankrupt these [ __ ] We're00:33:01
gonna bet it all on me. I mean, that's00:33:02
like a Guy Richie movie.00:33:04
>> It is. >> You know,00:33:05
>> it's But that's the other thing cuz I00:33:07
saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony00:33:09
Joshua, but I saw what fight was it00:33:12
recent like a year or two ago where he00:33:13
grabbed the mic after and started giving00:33:15
a [ __ ] crazy speech.00:33:17
>> Oh, I don't remember that.00:33:19
>> He did?00:33:20
>> Yeah. He gave a little weird after he00:33:23
lost he like Oh, wait. Was it uh Daniel00:33:26
Ukrainian? Was it00:33:27
>> Oh, Usyk.00:33:28
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. What did he say?00:33:29
>> It was just kind of a weird thing to do00:33:31
after you lose to grab the mic and talk00:33:33
to the crowd and00:33:34
>> Well, I think it was in his hometown.00:33:36
>> Oh, okay.00:33:37
>> Wasn't it wasn't in London?00:33:40
>> Definitely wasn't in [ __ ] Eussy.00:33:42
[laughter]00:33:44
>> No, I'm not making fun of the war.00:33:46
>> No, [laughter]00:33:47
exactly. Who the [ __ ] going to travel00:33:48
there to see a fight? [snorts]00:33:51
I think um that's probably why you know00:33:54
in in England they like a a loser who00:33:57
keeps his chin up like a guy who loses00:34:00
>> you know that's >> why I do well00:34:01
>> they like a respectable winner you know00:34:03
who's respectable and shows good00:34:05
sportsmanship and00:34:07
>> and good character after it's over.00:34:09
>> I could be wrong. I just remember00:34:10
thinking it was odd and uh00:34:12
>> it's probably a cultural thing.00:34:13
>> He left the ring and came back00:34:16
>> and then they [clears throat] shook and00:34:17
then I don't know what he says here but00:34:18
he grabs the mic here.00:34:24
Man, let's give him a round of applause.00:34:26
[cheering]00:34:27
Oh man,00:34:29
that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm00:34:31
talking.00:34:33
>> Sorry.00:34:35
>> Flag on his back. >> Sorry guys. Look,00:34:39
if you knew my story, you would00:34:40
understand the passion. I ain't no metal00:34:43
boxer from 5 years old. That was an00:34:46
elite prospect from my youth, bro. I was00:34:48
going to jail. I see some technical use00:34:50
in read in jail. I got bail and I00:34:52
started training cuz if I got sentenced,00:34:55
I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my00:34:58
case, but cousin Banger, WHERE'S HE AT?00:35:01
>> G14, RAISE YOUR HAND. I'M STEALING00:35:04
THESE. >> OH, I never saw this.00:35:06
>> Because >> he might take a dive, bro.00:35:08
>> He's a wild [ __ ] Guys, I'm00:35:10
telling you, THIS GUY TO BE ME TONIGHT,00:35:13
maybe I could have done better, but it00:35:15
shows the levels of hard work he must00:35:17
have put in. So, please give him a round00:35:20
of applause as our heavyweight champion00:35:21
of the world.00:35:22
>> All right.00:35:23
>> It's a little odd. He's He's still00:35:26
going. >> I will say this. I don't you know, he00:35:29
just got in a fight,00:35:30
>> right? >> I used to cry whenever I got in a fight,00:35:33
[laughter] >> so I can't I can't judge anyone. I would00:35:36
have given this. Dudes give that speech00:35:38
every time they lose a street fight.00:35:41
>> Every single time they stand up, they00:35:42
go, "Let's get a beer together, dude.00:35:43
This guy's a fucking," you know,00:35:45
>> right? A little bit. Yeah, but00:35:48
>> that it's it is a little weird. It's00:35:50
definitely weird, but there's some dudes00:35:52
that just once they get the mic, they00:35:54
just want to start talking.00:35:55
>> I hear you, >> you know.00:35:56
>> Yeah, >> there are dudes. There's like some dudes00:35:58
that I have to interview in the UFC and00:36:00
the the UFC is like, "Last question.00:36:02
Stop. No more questions. We got to cut00:36:04
cuz like they got to cut to commercial."00:36:05
I like those though.00:36:07
>> I like when the guy grabs the mic and00:36:08
just starts screaming.00:36:10
>> Some of them are great. Some of them are00:36:11
great. Jail Sunen [ __ ] mastered it.00:36:14
He was the first guy. He was the first00:36:15
guy to figure it out.00:36:16
>> He was the first guy to figure out how00:36:18
to cut like a pro wrestling type promo00:36:21
in inside the cage LIKE ANDERSON SILVA,00:36:25
YOU absolutely suck. Everybody's like,00:36:28
"What is going on here?" He's the00:36:30
greatest of all time.00:36:31
>> He's so funny.00:36:32
>> Yeah, it was Chale was awesome.00:36:34
Who's funnier than him? McGregor00:36:36
McGregor was up.00:36:37
>> McGregor was really funny. McGregor took00:36:39
shit-talking to a whole new level.00:36:41
>> Yes, but I feel like Chale was00:36:42
>> But Chale opened the [ __ ] door. Yeah,00:36:45
>> he's the OG. He's the OG of MMA00:36:48
shit-talking for sure. And still like00:36:50
the most clever at it,00:36:52
>> you know? He's very clever.00:36:53
>> Yeah, the [ __ ] the Brazilians00:36:54
thinking a bus was a horse. [laughter]00:36:57
>> So [ __ ] >> He said he traed a car.00:36:59
>> It's like a good It's a good bit, dude.00:37:04
>> [laughter]00:37:06
>> He's a quite a character, man. He's00:37:08
quite a [ __ ] character.00:37:09
>> Yeah. McGregor's [ __ ] talk.00:37:10
[clears throat] Yeah. The Who the [ __ ]00:37:11
is that guy? His current [ __ ] talk's my00:37:14
favorite.00:37:15
>> Yeah. >> I love what he's up to. [ __ ] Ilia00:37:18
Toro.00:37:20
Do you think he's going to fight the00:37:22
vehicle? >> He keeps talk He keeps talking about00:37:25
making it to the White House, but I just00:37:28
>> I hope he gets to the White House. I'm00:37:30
I'm going to do my best to go to00:37:31
>> I hope that's I hope he does that and00:37:32
that's it.00:37:33
>> I'm not saying00:37:34
>> and the Michael Chandler one is a good00:37:35
one. That's a smart that'd be a fun one.00:37:37
It's a marketable one cuz everybody00:37:39
knows they were supposed to fight years00:37:40
ago and they did the Ultimate Fighter00:37:41
together.00:37:43
>> And also Chandler's still [ __ ]00:37:45
dangerous as [ __ ] He's not washed.00:37:47
>> He's not He's not in his prime, but he's00:37:49
like 38 or 39 years old now.00:37:51
>> We'll go wild in that fight.00:37:52
>> Yeah, he's a dangerous guy. He's crazy00:37:54
fit, too.00:37:55
>> And he loves America, dude. Get him in00:37:57
front of the [ __ ] White House. He's00:37:58
going to he's going to cry after the00:38:00
fight. Yeah, he'll go nuts.00:38:01
>> And he he will do everything within his00:38:03
power to try to beat Connor.00:38:05
>> Yeah, I'm going to not not say anything00:38:07
bad about Trump until that fight.00:38:09
>> I need to be at [laughter] that fight.00:38:11
Then I'm going to go, "Yo, that [ __ ]00:38:12
[ __ ] tweet. That sucked."00:38:14
>> Bro, look what uh Manny called him a00:38:16
fascist and he had him in the Oval00:38:17
Office. And did you see that? True.00:38:19
>> And he's like, "You said pre the Donald00:38:22
Trump." He's like, "It's okay. Just go00:38:23
ahead and say it. Just say it."00:38:25
>> He didn't care. I hate to get on Trump00:38:26
stuff, but have you seen the plaques?00:38:29
>> No, I heard about it.00:38:32
>> So, his plaques under everybody's name.00:38:34
>> He's kind of trashing [laughter]00:38:36
every other president.00:38:37
>> And what does he trash them all?00:38:40
>> He the Clinton one I read. He kind He00:38:44
talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the00:38:46
Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The00:38:48
Clinton one is like basically like he00:38:50
kind of got lucky with the economy00:38:52
because of the [ __ ] tech boom. Also00:38:53
then at the end he's like and then his00:38:55
wife tried to run against Donald Trump00:38:56
and lost like00:39:00
>> that's a plaque.00:39:03
>> Yeah. Hillary lost the presidency.00:39:07
>> Huh?00:39:08
>> Does it really say he got lucky? Like00:39:10
who's writing these things? He's not00:39:12
writing them. That [laughter] would be00:39:14
sleepy Joe Biden. It says that00:39:16
>> president American history.00:39:17
>> Oh my god. He is writing it. Oh no no.00:39:21
Let me read it from the top. This is so00:39:23
crazy. This that this is underneath a00:39:27
photo in the White House is so crazy.00:39:33
Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by00:39:35
far the worst president in American00:39:37
history. [laughter]00:39:39
This is so crazy. Taking office as a00:39:41
result of most corrupt election ever00:39:43
seen in the United States, Biden oversaw00:39:46
a series of unprecedented dis. What's00:39:48
the matter, Jamie?00:39:49
>> Elections capitalize. Weird.00:39:50
>> Yeah, it is weird.00:39:52
uh unprecedented disasters that brought00:39:54
our nation to the brink of destruction.00:39:56
His policies caused the highest00:39:58
inflation ever recorded, leading the US00:40:01
dollar to lose more than 20% of its00:40:02
value in four years. His green news scam00:40:05
surrendered00:40:08
American energy dominance. And by00:40:10
abolishing the southern border border,00:40:13
[clears throat] Biden let 21 million00:40:15
people from all over the world poor into00:40:17
the United States, including from00:40:18
prisons, jails, mental institutions, and00:40:21
insane asylums. Isn't that like he said00:40:23
two things that are the same thing00:40:25
>> for both of them?00:40:26
>> Jails, prisons, [laughter]00:40:27
>> institutions, insane asylums. [snorts]00:40:30
His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the00:40:32
most humiliating events in American00:40:34
history and resulted in the murder of 1300:40:36
brave American service members which00:40:39
many other many others gravely wounded.00:40:43
Seeing with many others gravely gravely00:40:45
wounded. What's wrong with me? Seeing00:40:47
Biden's devastating weakness. Uh Russia00:40:50
invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists00:40:52
launched their heinous October 7th00:40:55
attack on Israel. This is crazy.00:40:57
nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by00:41:00
you. [laughter] By nicknamed like the00:41:04
whole public got together, I got a name00:41:06
for this guy was dominated by his00:41:09
radical left handlers. Look how radical00:41:11
left is in caps, too. They and their00:41:14
allies in the fake news media attempted00:41:17
to cover up his severe mental decline00:41:21
and unprecedented use of autopen.00:41:25
This is so crazy. You shouldn't be00:41:27
allowed to do this, right? It should be00:41:30
like historians say this guy was00:41:32
president from00:41:35
the end of that. Does it say [snorts]00:41:36
Donald Trump saved America?00:41:38
>> Despite all, President Trump would get00:41:40
reelected in a landslide and save00:41:43
America in all caps.00:41:45
>> That's a plaque in the White House.00:41:47
[clears throat] >> He's not beating the uh dictator00:41:49
charges. This is like an African00:41:51
dictatorship. [laughter]00:41:53
>> They change the name. I think they're00:41:54
changing the name of the Kennedy Center00:41:56
to the Trump Kennedy Center.00:41:57
>> Oh boy.00:42:01
>> Somebody Somebody needs to tell him00:42:04
[laughter]00:42:05
like, "Hey, this is not good. You can't00:42:08
do that because then other people could00:42:11
do that, too." And then the White House00:42:13
stops being the White House and it00:42:14
becomes whoever is in its house where he00:42:17
could just go crazy and say everybody00:42:19
else is a crook.00:42:20
>> I don't think anyone's going to do what00:42:21
he's doing. I don't think there's I00:42:24
mean, look, >> I hope not, but it opens up the problem00:42:26
is it opens up the door for someone on00:42:28
the left to do their version of it.00:42:31
>> Who Who's going to be the Democrat?00:42:33
Who's next? [ __ ] Gavin Newsome. He's00:42:36
not going to [ __ ] put up a00:42:37
>> course he would. Of course he would. He00:42:38
copies everything that Trump does. He00:42:39
even tries to talk like Trump on00:42:41
Twitter. You don't think that he would00:42:42
put up plaques that talk about how00:42:44
corrupt Trump was and about how terrible00:42:47
and he was quoted as lying over 5,00000:42:49
times by Washington Post? M, you know.00:42:51
Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a00:42:53
plaque. That'll just be everywhere.00:42:55
>> I mean, but he could put that under his00:42:57
photo, though. Like, that's never been a00:42:59
thing that people did before.00:43:00
>> For sure.00:43:01
>> Right. I mean, I'm guessing what was it00:43:04
before?00:43:05
>> He added that uh Ronald Reagan was a fan00:43:08
of President Trump's long before his00:43:10
historic run for the White House.00:43:13
[laughter]00:43:17
>> That's so disturbing. That's such crazy.00:43:20
[ __ ] Lackey put that [ __ ] up and was00:43:24
like, "Do you like this?" Of course he's00:43:25
going to [ __ ] like it,00:43:26
>> bro. He wrote it. What are you talking00:43:28
about? You don't think he wrote it? You00:43:29
think a lackey wrote it?00:43:32
>> I don't [ __ ] if I know. I don't know00:43:33
what's going on.00:43:34
>> It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote00:43:36
that.00:43:37
>> Yeah.00:43:38
>> Same [ __ ]00:43:39
>> He's got to be writing his tweets.00:43:41
>> I I think they made a video of it,00:43:43
right? Yeah.00:43:44
>> So, the video is like he says things and00:43:46
someone types it out for him.00:43:49
He [ __ ] up on Twitter this week.00:43:51
>> What? With the Rob Riner thing? Yeah.00:43:52
Yeah. That's crazy.00:43:54
>> It's all crazy.00:43:55
>> Every Like, so if he didn't do the Rob00:43:57
Ryan thing and then put up those00:43:58
plaques, I'll be like, "Ah, that's00:44:00
funny." But then the Rob Ryan thing,00:44:01
you're like, "God damn it, dude."00:44:03
>> Well, the plaques are crazy.00:44:04
>> The plaques are crazy.00:44:05
>> The plaques are crazy. It's like you're00:44:09
the White House is supposed to be00:44:12
where each new president you you the new00:44:15
guy comes in. You won the new election.00:44:18
Congratulations. Let me show you around.00:44:21
This is what it's like. These are all00:44:22
the photos. What's [laughter]00:44:24
another00:44:26
>> I think this they look at the I think00:44:27
that's the photo for Joe Biden.00:44:29
>> It's an autopen.00:44:30
>> Yeah.00:44:32
>> Okay. That's [laughter]00:44:34
>> That's so crazy. That's hilarious.00:44:36
That's so crazy.00:44:37
>> Yeah. But again, it's still funny00:44:39
>> when he does crazy [ __ ] When he does00:44:40
crazy [ __ ] and it's funny, I like it,00:44:43
>> right? >> But the the Rob Reiner thing is not00:44:47
funny, right? And that's like the same00:44:49
thing. >> Yeah.00:44:50
>> It's the same kind of thinking. And when00:44:52
you But when you see it with no empathy,00:44:53
that's when it's hard to like.00:44:55
>> Yeah. >> Yeah.00:44:56
>> I wish he could apologize.00:44:58
>> I know you can't and you [clears throat]00:44:59
won't.00:45:00
>> You listen, there's no justification for00:45:02
what he did that makes any sense in a00:45:03
compassionate society. It's no different00:45:05
than people that were celebrating when00:45:07
Charlie Kirk got shot.00:45:08
>> That's what Yeah. That's the thing that00:45:09
bothers me kind of thing, bro. It'd be00:45:11
like if Obama tweeted00:45:13
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Rest in piss.00:45:14
>> Imagine Oh my god. Imagine Imagine if00:45:16
Obama tweeted, you know, something about00:45:19
someone, you know, after they died in in00:45:22
this way that this person was a deranged00:45:24
that person had hated Obama and he wrote00:45:26
Obama like00:45:28
>> all caps. [laughter]00:45:31
Imagine if Obama Trump. Do you imagine00:45:34
if Obama talked like Trump? They hated00:45:36
Obama,00:45:38
>> like that was his thing. He talked about00:45:40
himself in third person. That would be00:45:42
crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is00:45:45
the way Trump thinks and talks.00:45:48
>> It's just like00:45:50
>> the guy got sliced up by his kid, you00:45:54
know? Anybody that doesn't see that and00:45:56
go, "Fuck, man."00:45:58
>> Yeah. It's the worst. >> So, you know,00:45:59
>> also the kid's claiming not guilty right00:46:02
now. Oh, Carl. Okay.00:46:04
>> I like it. >> By reason of what?00:46:05
>> I like the mood.00:46:07
>> Oh, boy.00:46:09
>> It's so It's so dark, man.00:46:11
>> Yeah, it's really [ __ ] horrendous.00:46:12
>> But on the other side of it, the the Rob00:46:16
Reiner thing was crazy because Rob00:46:18
Reiner like made it a mission to try to00:46:20
get Trump out of office and to try to00:46:23
get Trump arrested. And there's00:46:24
>> this really weird video where he's00:46:27
sitting there with uh John Brennan and00:46:30
James Clapper,00:46:32
>> these two top dog spooks.00:46:34
>> Yeah.00:46:35
>> And they're talking about how this is00:46:37
like unacceptable that Trump is00:46:38
president. I'm like this is a crazy00:46:41
thing to and like high production value.00:46:43
Yeah. So it's like all filmed together.00:46:45
They're coming up with reasons why they00:46:47
have to remove Trump from office.00:46:50
>> Maybe they knew something.00:46:51
>> All that sucked. I think that sucked.00:46:54
But then, dude, you get murdered next to00:46:56
your wife by your son.00:46:57
>> Horrible.00:46:58
>> That's like the worst thing possible.00:47:00
>> And then the president,00:47:03
>> right? It's a crazy thing to put out.00:47:06
>> By the time this episode comes out,00:47:07
we'll have moved on.00:47:08
>> Yeah. Yeah, but it seems like00:47:10
>> you know00:47:13
it it seems like whenever something like00:47:15
that happens where someone is happy that00:47:18
someone died so so many people just you00:47:22
you feel so disappointed00:47:24
>> you know you just feel like it's so00:47:26
disappointing.00:47:27
>> Yeah.00:47:28
>> It's like why why if you if you say that00:47:31
privately that's one thing which is also00:47:33
crazy.00:47:34
>> Yeah. >> But it's so disappointing. I mean,00:47:36
someone would have to be the worst00:47:38
person ever and then you're like, you00:47:39
know what? [ __ ] that guy.00:47:41
>> But00:47:43
Jesus.00:47:44
>> Yeah, that's00:47:45
>> And the way it happened, too. Like, yo,00:47:49
the way it happened makes it00:47:51
>> makes it 10 times worse.00:47:52
>> Oh, God.00:47:54
>> If he died in like a funny way,00:47:56
>> right, [laughter]00:48:00
>> you know? >> Right. Right. Right. Then it would be if00:48:02
he you he was like, "I'm gonna [ __ ]00:48:05
parachute out of a plane."00:48:06
>> Right.00:48:07
>> There you go. >> Something stupid. Oh, he's bungee00:48:09
jumping. He lied about his weight.00:48:11
>> But then snap.00:48:12
>> Then the worst possible way to die.00:48:14
>> The worst possible way to die.00:48:16
>> I mean, you and he did before all the00:48:19
political [ __ ] He did rule.00:48:21
>> Oh, he had amazing rules, man. I made00:48:23
amazing movies. >> He ruled.00:48:24
>> I mean, let's let's bring up Rob00:48:26
Reiner's filmography. How many great He00:48:30
wanted to come on the podcast and talk00:48:32
about JFK. That would have been sick.00:48:34
>> Yeah.00:48:36
Um00:48:38
I don't know why that never happened.00:48:41
>> What What films did he do?00:48:43
>> Started off with >> I don't think Spinal Time might have00:48:45
been the first one, but uh Bride, Stand00:48:47
by Me, Stand by.00:48:48
>> Okay. Stand by Me and Princess Bride.00:48:51
Two of the greatest00:48:52
>> Few men. Wait, he made a few good men,00:48:54
bro. Misery. He did Misery.00:48:56
>> [ __ ] amazing movie. Let me00:48:59
>> Was he a producer on a few good men?00:49:01
>> Let me make directors. We Which one?00:49:03
Because he did a lot of stuff too. He's00:49:04
been in movies.00:49:07
Um directed them. So here you go. Like00:49:10
writer, predtor or sorry, producer,00:49:12
writer, director, different and all.00:49:14
>> He did direct a few main.00:49:16
>> Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. He he made some bangers.00:49:18
When Harry met Sally,00:49:21
>> he was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.00:49:23
>> He was hilarious in that.00:49:24
>> Oh, yeah. That's right. I forgot about00:49:27
that.00:49:29
>> Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I00:49:30
think I read they put that on hold right00:49:32
now,00:49:34
>> bro. >> Yeah. Horrendous.00:49:36
That's That's like00:49:37
>> Hey, don't don't put anything out.00:49:39
Someone take his [ __ ] phone.00:49:41
>> Yeah. There's certain things the00:49:42
administration does that I'm just like,00:49:45
damn, you can't you can't defend it.00:49:47
like the like the I don't think it's the00:49:49
administration necessarily, but they've00:49:51
definitely allowed it to happen where00:49:52
like [ __ ] ICE is making funny videos00:49:55
about deporting people00:49:56
>> and then like like [ __ ] like this. It's00:49:58
like damn, dude. That's [ __ ]00:50:00
terrible. >> They use Theo.00:50:01
>> Yeah,00:50:02
>> they use Theo and a totally unrelated00:50:06
clip00:50:07
>> that like some lady said, uh, my friend00:50:10
has to leave the country. Will you make00:50:11
a video? I heard you got boarded.00:50:13
>> I I mean, I knew that video existed00:50:15
before. Yeah, I'm the one editing the00:50:17
DHS. [laughter]00:50:20
>> It's just Theo being funny and you they00:50:22
use that in this ice thing and Theo's00:50:24
like, "Whoa." And he had a really good00:50:26
response, too. He got them to take it00:50:27
down, but his uh response, see if you00:50:31
can find it. Something that his uh00:50:33
opinions on immigration are much more00:50:35
nuanced.00:50:37
>> I mean, that's the truth, though. It's00:50:38
like, yeah, sure. Illegal immigration's00:50:40
we should fix that.00:50:42
>> Yeah.00:50:43
>> Don't [ __ ] make it funny. It's a00:50:45
serious thing. It's a serious thing00:50:47
you're doing. >> Yeah. Why would you make it funny at00:50:49
all? >> Yeah. >> Like, is the thought like that that'll00:50:51
make it popular on TikTok and it'll00:50:53
spread that way? Is that the thought00:50:55
that it'll be a that video will get00:50:57
people to want to sign up?00:50:58
>> I think a lot of a lot of those people00:50:59
are obviously just weird [ __ ] psychos00:51:02
that are in that world. I don't know.00:51:04
>> I heard something that I don't know if00:51:06
it's true.00:51:08
Um, it [clears throat] was about the00:51:10
Brown shooting, the Brown University00:51:12
shooting, and it's people claiming that00:51:18
the the uh security cameras had been00:51:21
disabled.00:51:23
>> Yes, >> I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's00:51:25
just the quote of what it said before.00:51:27
>> Yo, this is what he says. DHS, I didn't00:51:29
approve to be used in this. I know you00:51:31
know my address, so send a check and00:51:33
please take this down and please keep me00:51:35
out of your banger deportation videos.00:51:38
Von said on his ex account, "When it00:51:40
comes to immigration, my thoughts and00:51:42
heart are a lot more nuanced than this00:51:44
video allows. Bye." Von added, "Perfect00:51:47
response."00:51:48
>> Calling them banger videos is hilarious.00:51:50
>> Yeah, they're ridiculous.00:51:51
>> Yeah, they suck.00:51:52
>> They suck. It's like, why are you doing00:51:53
that? I thought you're trying to get rid00:51:55
of like the worst people in the world.00:51:56
You're not trying to be entertaining.00:51:58
Like the job is to get rid of the worst00:52:00
people in the world. Like, but that00:52:02
that's what we're, you know, that's what00:52:04
we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of00:52:05
cartel members and terrorists. The worst00:52:08
people in the world. That's who we're00:52:09
hoping for.00:52:10
>> Yeah. >> But then it's like anybody00:52:13
>> I bet they have quotas.00:52:15
>> I bet they they're told they bet they00:52:17
do. >> Without a doubt.00:52:18
>> Whenever you give a quoting00:52:21
a law,00:52:23
>> you bad news. You get into weird00:52:25
territory. That's when cops pull people00:52:26
over for [ __ ]00:52:27
>> Yeah. That's how most of my buddies got00:52:29
DUI.00:52:30
[snorts] >> The cops needed to go.00:52:32
>> They just took a chance.00:52:33
>> Me and me and Jamie were just talking00:52:35
about that. How00:52:36
>> just our hometown just miss it?00:52:39
>> Yeah. >> I was built that's what I was built for.00:52:41
>> Hometowns00:52:42
>> 9 to5 and then go to a bar.00:52:45
>> That's what you built for us. Did you00:52:46
miss those days?00:52:47
>> I miss it a lot.00:52:49
>> Really? >> I miss the going to the bar00:52:51
>> just for fun. >> Just sitting there hanging out.00:52:53
>> Bro, we had We could have beat Lancaster00:52:54
Catholic though. It's [ __ ] crazy. We00:52:56
lost that [ __ ] That's what I'm going00:52:57
to talk about when I get home00:52:59
>> for Christmas. Yeah,00:53:00
>> that's funny. You look forward to that?00:53:02
>> I do.00:53:04
>> [ __ ] rules. My high school buddies, they00:53:06
all have families now.00:53:08
>> Yeah, it's nice. Especially when your00:53:11
friends get families. It's nice to go go00:53:13
out with them. They when you see them00:53:15
get that one night off, you go, "Oh,00:53:17
this guy's about to [ __ ] black out.00:53:19
[laughter] This is going to be crazy."00:53:22
I have somebody I have friends come to00:53:24
shows and just fall apart. That's00:53:26
hilarious.00:53:27
>> That's so funny.00:53:28
>> Yeah. No, sorry about the derailing it00:53:30
from that actual conversation.00:53:32
>> No, it's okay. I don't even remember00:53:33
what we were talking about.00:53:34
>> Security cameras.00:53:36
>> The Brown University thing. [snorts]00:53:38
>> Now, what why did they have the security00:53:40
cameras? Why were they disabled? Because00:53:42
I don't even want to say what I what I00:53:44
read. >> The thing online was saying, yeah, it00:53:46
was ICE. >> Yeah. that it was it because they wanted00:53:48
to stop ICE from using the feed to00:53:51
locate illegals that are working on the00:53:53
campus maybe or maybe citizens that are00:53:57
or students rather. Yeah.00:53:58
>> That are uh00:54:00
>> because they've done some wild [ __ ] like00:54:01
they did I don't know if they wind up00:54:04
deporting that lady but they were trying00:54:05
to deport that lady because she was a00:54:08
student and she wrote a an essay that00:54:10
was critical of Israel.00:54:12
>> Yeah. >> Yeah.00:54:14
a response from their officials, I00:54:15
guess.00:54:16
>> Um, call on lack of CC00:54:17
>> that in mind and they want to know how a00:54:20
school with a $9 billion endowment does00:54:22
not have cameras on one of the older00:54:25
buildings at the edge of the camera edge00:54:27
of the campus where this happened. Not00:54:29
even in the front door, who who's coming00:54:31
and going? Now, they asked this question00:54:34
knowing that the shooter may have done00:54:36
whatever he wanted, but the cameras a00:54:39
would have deterred or b captured a00:54:42
better look at him and we wouldn't be00:54:43
here today 5 days out. I want you to00:54:46
explain that because there's a lot of00:54:47
parents who are wondering where are you00:54:49
investing your money?00:54:50
>> Yeah, I appreciate that question and I00:54:52
want to reiterate as our president did00:54:54
that supporting our students and00:54:56
communicating to the parents to our00:54:58
community about our support is of utmost00:55:01
importance. Um, we have 1,200 cameras00:55:04
located throughout the campus. We don't00:55:06
publish the locations of the cameras.00:55:08
That would give a map to somebody to00:55:11
evade detection on the cameras. So, that00:55:13
would be counterproductive to do that.00:55:15
There are cameras in this building. And00:55:16
as I answered the previous question, we00:55:19
have turned over all evidence that we00:55:21
are holding at Brown to law enforcement00:55:23
and are cooperating fully with them.00:55:25
>> So, you're saying that there's a camera.00:55:26
You're saying there's cameras in the00:55:27
building. I was told yesterday there00:55:29
wasn't cameras in the building. The00:55:30
attorney general said old building.00:55:32
>> I'm on camera right now, you [ __ ]00:55:34
>> New building with cameras.00:55:35
>> I believe he said that there were two00:55:37
different phases of the building that00:55:38
might have two different levels of00:55:40
technology. Again, all video imagery has00:55:43
been turned over to law enforcement.00:55:45
>> That doesn't make sense.00:55:48
>> Okay, this is contradictory to what I00:55:50
read. What I read was that somebody had00:55:52
disabled them.00:55:55
Um, so he was saying there is cameras00:55:57
and they turned over all footage.00:55:58
There's got to be cameras.00:56:00
>> But the thing is like when you hear a00:56:01
story like they disabled it for ICE,00:56:02
like is that story total [ __ ] And00:56:05
is that story designed to get people to00:56:07
tweet that out so that other people00:56:09
start believing it?00:56:10
>> For sure.00:56:11
>> H00:56:12
>> they were naming the [ __ ] shooter. I00:56:14
thought Did you see that?00:56:16
>> Yeah. How they name00:56:17
>> before they got No, before they got the00:56:18
Portuguese guy.00:56:20
>> Oh, really? They were naming a different00:56:21
shooter.00:56:22
>> Some uh Yeah. [laughter]00:56:24
>> Oh, no. Yeah.00:56:25
>> Who's the different?00:56:26
>> I was all over I was going, "This00:56:27
[ __ ] how dare you."00:56:29
>> Who was the different guy?00:56:30
>> Uh, it was a kid that was in like uh00:56:34
protest and [ __ ] like a Gaza kid.00:56:36
[sighs]00:56:37
>> So, they instantly named him and Yeah,00:56:39
whatever. So,00:56:40
>> he's going to get paid.00:56:42
>> He should.00:56:43
>> Oh, yeah. >> He should.00:56:44
>> Remember the Atlanta one where the guy00:56:46
they they ruined his life and they said00:56:48
he was a bomber?00:56:49
>> It was just a security guard. Remember00:56:51
that guy? >> Yeah. The movie. Uh,00:56:52
>> yeah.00:56:54
>> [ __ ] is his name?00:56:55
>> I I forget his name, too. But I remember00:56:57
the real story.00:56:58
>> Walter Paul Walter Hower plays him in uh00:57:01
I hope I'm getting that name right. I00:57:02
know that guy. He's the man.00:57:04
>> Uh Richard Juel.00:57:06
>> Richard Juel. [clears throat]00:57:07
>> I was there that day.00:57:08
>> You were in Atlanta?00:57:09
>> Yeah, I was there. [laughter] Dude,00:57:12
that's crazy.00:57:14
>> What? >> Yeah. When we were headed home, the only00:57:16
reason we weren't there when it went off00:57:17
was cuz we couldn't get scalp tickets to00:57:19
watch the Dream Team play. The guy that00:57:20
we were trying to buy them from, ripped00:57:21
them up in front of my dad and just00:57:22
threw them in the [ __ ] sewer. We're00:57:24
like, "What? Yo, who does that?00:57:26
>> You are Ohio. You are Ohio trash. You00:57:28
went to the Olympics to scout drink.00:57:30
>> No, we went to other stuff, but like we00:57:32
didn't have tickets to that game. So,00:57:33
like we were like, let's find tickets to00:57:35
the game. >> What else did you see?00:57:36
>> Like a volleyball game and uh baseball00:57:38
game.00:57:39
>> Richard Jewel, right?00:57:40
>> Yeah, Richard Juul.00:57:41
>> Um I just sent you this thing.00:57:43
>> Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about00:57:44
it. It says there's like an open letter00:57:45
in August that anti-ICE protesters00:57:48
wanted uh00:57:51
the cameras disabled, but I didn't see00:57:52
that it actually happened. I'll find00:57:54
her.00:57:56
>> Bro,00:57:58
>> it's all weird.00:57:59
>> Actually looking at00:58:01
>> I've kind of checked out.00:58:04
>> Let me hear this.00:58:05
>> Oh,00:58:06
>> human rights group.00:58:08
>> To un human rights group to university00:58:11
administrators dismantle surveillance to00:58:12
defend free speech. Now,00:58:15
>> huh? >> I don't know if they did it.00:58:16
>> What does that mean? the ground put off00:58:18
because the sanctuary city law that we00:58:22
have you don't want to recall illegal00:58:24
immigrants and you don't want provide00:58:26
the footage to the FBI or immigration00:58:29
authority one camera and that building00:58:32
it come out from your detectives they00:58:33
are friend of mine they're angry at this00:58:35
investigation if these people in Brown00:58:37
University put the camera off they can00:58:40
identify that person you imagine how the00:58:42
family going to go through00:58:43
>> tell the truth this to the media here00:58:46
>> you00:58:48
We heard from both the Brown police00:58:50
chief.00:58:51
>> Isn't that Isn't that where that girl00:58:52
got taken for writing the letter right00:58:55
when this all started? Wasn't she a00:58:57
Brown student or something?00:58:59
>> Was it? I thought it was Columbia. I00:59:01
don't remember though.00:59:02
>> I don't remember though. That's what00:59:03
this >> See if you could find that story cuz00:59:04
that story is also [ __ ] crazy. Like00:59:08
you're deporting a student for having an00:59:09
opinion about a world war. It's a war00:59:12
that's happening, right? At least from00:59:14
one side of it.00:59:16
Like having an opinion is a problem that00:59:19
gets you ejected from the country. Like00:59:21
especially you're at a university which00:59:22
is supposed to be a place where ideas00:59:24
get challenged.00:59:25
>> Yeah.00:59:27
>> Yeah. It turns out every both sides are00:59:29
totally hypocritical and do exactly what00:59:32
the other side did. And00:59:34
>> it's interesting because we're getting00:59:36
to see it um more clearly than we've00:59:41
ever seen it before, right?00:59:43
>> Yeah. It seems like it00:59:46
>> was Tus University.00:59:47
>> Tus00:59:49
arrested and detained by uh ICE agents00:59:53
in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did00:59:55
she say?00:59:56
>> She wrote out something in the00:59:57
newspaper, I think. Like the school00:59:58
newspaper,00:59:59
>> right? But01:00:01
>> what was it? Let's see if we could read01:00:03
it.01:00:06
>> I wonder like what got her deported.01:00:11
What were the words?01:00:12
>> Criticizing leadership. She01:00:14
>> criticized TU's leadership response to01:00:16
the TUS community union Senate passing01:00:18
several resolutions concerning human01:00:19
rights violations in Gaza months after01:00:22
the op-ed was written and just weeks01:00:24
before she was detained. The website01:00:25
Canary mission uh published a profile on01:00:28
Miss I don't know how to say her name,01:00:30
Ozurk, including her photograph claiming01:00:34
she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its01:00:37
sole support for the contention was a01:00:39
link and screenshots of her op-ed. When01:00:41
asked about her case, Secretary of State01:00:42
Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa,01:00:45
adding, "We gave you a visa to come and01:00:47
study and get a degree, not to become a01:00:50
social activist that tears up our01:00:51
university campuses.01:00:54
>> Shut up, Marco."01:00:55
>> So, she was asking, put that up again,01:00:57
please. So she was asking she was01:01:00
criticizing TUS's leadership's response01:01:04
to the TUS community union Senate01:01:06
passing several resolutions. So she must01:01:09
be a part of the TUS community union01:01:11
Senate or or someone is. So they passed01:01:14
several resolutions concerning human01:01:16
rights violations.01:01:18
So like what is but like what what was01:01:21
she I want to know what she actually01:01:23
said.01:01:24
You know what I mean? I mean, we're01:01:26
getting a synopsis of what her actual01:01:30
op-ed was.01:01:31
>> I can find the op.01:01:32
>> See if you can find it. It's just01:01:33
interesting because like what what can01:01:35
get you kicked out of a country that is01:01:37
the most pro- free speech country on01:01:40
planet Earth? Like what gets you kicked01:01:41
out? Is it really speech,01:01:44
>> right? But is it only that one? Is it01:01:46
only that one? Like what if you had an01:01:48
opinion on Ukraine and Russia?01:01:50
>> Would that get you kicked out?01:01:52
>> I doubt it.01:01:53
>> That's weird, right? certainly is.01:01:55
>> That's kind of weird. It's a little01:01:56
noticed though. [laughter]01:01:58
>> Give me two more beers. Okay, I'll let01:02:00
you know. I'll let you know. My01:02:01
algorithm's been feeding me. [laughter]01:02:05
It's kind of crazy because, you know,01:02:08
unless someone is outright calling for01:02:11
violence or revolution or to ignore the01:02:14
laws or ignore the rules,01:02:17
if they're just having an opinion on01:02:21
a gigantic international conflict.01:02:23
>> Sure.01:02:24
>> That seems crazy to want to kick him out01:02:26
of the country.01:02:28
>> Unless there's something more that I01:02:30
don't know. >> Yeah. Maybe she must have said01:02:32
something. You would think pretty crazy,01:02:34
>> but I bet you she didn't.01:02:36
>> Yeah, she might.01:02:37
>> We'll see.01:02:39
>> Uh, I bet it was a wild ass statement.01:02:43
>> Oh, this is so long.01:02:46
Try again. President Kumar renewing01:02:49
calls to for TUS to adopt March 4th TCU01:02:51
Senate resolutions.01:02:55
uh university's response to Senator01:02:58
wholly inadequate and dismissive of the01:03:00
Senate, the collective voice of the01:03:02
student body. Why? First of all, why01:03:05
would TUS be um01:03:09
doing anything about what's happening in01:03:11
Gaza? And what could they really do? You01:03:13
know what I'm saying?01:03:14
>> Yeah. But if Yeah.01:03:16
>> Like what could they really do?01:03:19
>> I don't know. They might stop it.01:03:22
uh investments and divesting from01:03:24
companies and direct or indirect ties to01:03:26
Israel is what they were talking about,01:03:27
>> right? But the problem is, aren't those01:03:29
companies, Israel is not a communist01:03:31
dictatorship. So those companies that01:03:33
you're not going to invest in, they're01:03:35
just citizens of Israel. Like you're01:03:37
citizens of America. You know what I01:03:39
mean? It's like they there's a lot of01:03:41
people that were protesting Netanyahu01:03:42
before October 7th. It's like not01:03:44
everybody agrees with everybody. It's01:03:45
not not like Israel is a monoculture01:03:47
that only has like one thing that they01:03:49
they think. There's a lot of people over01:03:51
there that don't like their their01:03:53
government. So like to ban their01:03:55
business and not use their like what?01:04:00
[ __ ] if I know.01:04:01
>> I don't know what does that do? It puts01:04:03
pressure on them to vote differently, I01:04:04
guess. Yeah.01:04:06
>> Yeah. Where'd she Where was she from?01:04:08
>> But that but again, isn't that that's01:04:12
just an opinion?01:04:13
>> It's an opinion.01:04:14
>> It didn't even I don't think she even01:04:15
said anything that wild in there.01:04:17
>> Is that what the [ __ ] she got kicked out01:04:18
for? There's probably a lot more to it,01:04:20
but01:04:21
>> one of three or four authors of this01:04:22
paper even.01:04:23
>> That's one of those things where like01:04:25
you got to be able to talk about [ __ ]01:04:27
like that. And if you can talk about01:04:28
[ __ ] like that if you're from Ohio and01:04:30
they're not going to send you out of the01:04:32
country somewhere. [laughter]01:04:34
>> You know what I'm saying?01:04:36
>> Why can't you talk about it if you're01:04:37
from another country?01:04:38
>> From Ohio at a bar.01:04:39
>> I feel like once you are in America01:04:43
legally, shouldn't we treat you like a01:04:45
[ __ ] American01:04:47
>> other than, you know,01:04:48
>> Certainly. Yeah, other than you being01:04:50
able to vote yet, but once you're here01:04:52
legally, we've agreed they can in a lot01:04:54
of places. Turns out they01:04:55
[clears throat] can.01:04:56
>> They're getting [laughter] some votes01:04:57
in.01:04:58
>> Turns out it's not zero. It's not zero.01:05:01
Anybody who says it's zero is [ __ ]01:05:02
lying.01:05:03
>> Yep.01:05:04
>> Did you see that most most recent thing01:05:06
uh about the Georgia elections?01:05:08
>> No. >> Oh, it's kind of crazy. Um the uh01:05:11
>> I told you I checked out, dude. I'm01:05:12
watching fighter jet highlight videos on01:05:14
my phone. That's >> You're better off that way. You're01:05:15
better off checking out. I'm waiting for01:05:17
the college football playoffs.01:05:18
>> Yeah. >> Patiently.01:05:20
>> Um they found uh a ton of um01:05:24
>> Well, I don't want to put it. Let me01:05:26
pause for a second when I find this.01:05:28
>> I got the tweet.01:05:29
>> You got it.01:05:30
>> Yeah, but it's I think it's a I don't I01:05:32
don't I don't know either. I'm not01:05:34
paying attention to this.01:05:36
>> Found votes is01:05:37
>> Well, they they were saying that that01:05:39
315,00001:05:41
early votes lacked the pole workers01:05:43
signatures.01:05:44
We don't dispute the allegation.01:05:46
>> Right. So if that's true, they admit01:05:50
that 315,000 votes lacked pole worker01:05:53
signatures and they were counted in01:05:55
2020. I don't think that's legal.01:05:59
Let's put in put that into perplexity.01:06:01
Is that legal?01:06:03
>> Uh >> like if that's true, is that legal? And01:06:05
should those votes have counted? So01:06:07
because here's where it gets crazy.01:06:08
Trump uh lost to Biden in Georgia by01:06:13
I think it was 11,000 votes.01:06:15
>> Yeah. I read though that they had01:06:16
already done a hand count of these votes01:06:18
since because this has been disputed for01:06:20
the last 5 years, you know.01:06:22
>> So, what does that mean? They did a hand01:06:24
count of the votes. The thing is it01:06:25
doesn't have the poll signature, right?01:06:27
>> I I'm just saying that's separate from01:06:29
the poll. I don't even know what. But01:06:31
what the accusation at least is that01:06:34
315,00001:06:36
lacked. So, put the tweet up again so we01:06:38
can read the accusation.01:06:41
It says 315,00001:06:43
early votes that lacked pole worker01:06:45
signatures.01:06:49
So yeah, a pole worker is supposed to01:06:51
sign every one of them, right?01:06:54
>> That's that I I was trying to read into01:06:55
what this means. There's something like01:06:57
each day when they use the machine, they01:06:58
have to like zero out the machine to01:07:00
make sure like you know it's starting at01:07:02
zero01:07:03
>> and then at the end of the day you got01:07:04
to sign off on what it says. someone01:07:07
counted them or something like that01:07:08
>> and they don't have evidence because01:07:10
there wasn't anything being signed that01:07:12
this even started at zero. They could01:07:13
have had their sample tally still on01:07:16
there from when they're practicing the01:07:17
machines to make sure they counted01:07:18
right. >> There's a lot of discrepancies on what01:07:20
that could have meant. I think I it's a01:07:22
chain of custody issue.01:07:25
>> I don't know again what that means01:07:27
specifically to this particular case.01:07:29
So, it could mean many things. And one01:07:31
of the things that it could mean is that01:07:33
315,000 early votes were [ __ ]01:07:36
>> They also don't know what who voted for01:07:38
who in those 315,00001:07:41
>> I bet if we tallied those up. [laughter]01:07:44
>> That's right. I think I was reading into01:07:46
these tweets. Some people were like,01:07:47
"This [snorts] is nonsense." Because01:07:48
they've already gone back and counted01:07:49
them all. But they people are fighting01:07:52
with those people. And01:07:53
>> the problem is when you asked Trump01:07:54
about it, like when I had him on the01:07:55
podcast, I'm like, "You think you think01:07:57
they stole the 2020 election?" like tell01:07:59
me what what's the evidence.01:08:01
>> He didn't01:08:02
>> Well, he he might not have remembered.01:08:05
He might have just said, "Tell me what01:08:06
they did." And like had somebody work on01:08:09
it and then they told him and then he01:08:10
starts talking about it, but he didn't01:08:11
really go in depth about it. [snorts] I01:08:14
don't know. But he didn't have a01:08:15
satisfactory answer.01:08:17
>> No, he didn't. I was hoping he did.01:08:18
>> I was hoping he did, too. Like01:08:20
>> I was hoping I was hoping that he would01:08:22
have said they stole it through01:08:24
>> like propaganda and [ __ ] or like what01:08:27
they what happened01:08:28
>> in those years01:08:29
>> certainly01:08:30
>> and instead it was just down to like he01:08:32
thought like voter fraud and like01:08:35
>> which I'm sure there was some but it was01:08:38
like you could have had an argument with01:08:39
what happened in 2020 and leading up to01:08:42
it. >> Yeah. You could definitely have a thing01:08:44
where you see with the FBI and the01:08:46
Twitter files and all that [ __ ] with the01:08:48
Hunter Biden laptop story.01:08:50
>> Nothing. You didn't even bring that up.01:08:51
>> Yeah, I should have brought that up.01:08:53
>> Um, Georgia officials and complaints01:08:55
agree that failing to obtain required01:08:58
poll worker signatures on the tabulator01:09:00
tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote01:09:03
ballots in Fulton County was a violation01:09:05
of Georgia election procedure law, i.e.01:09:08
it was not done in compliance with the01:09:10
statute. That does not automatically01:09:12
mean individual voters did anything01:09:14
wrong or that their ballots are01:09:16
criminally illegal, but it does mean the01:09:18
county certification process for those01:09:20
votes did not follow the state legal01:09:22
requirements.01:09:26
So those are not supposed to have been01:09:29
counted. Is that what they're saying?01:09:31
Because it didn't follow the01:09:32
requirements.01:09:34
>> That's01:09:35
>> that's what they're saying. Um so it01:09:37
said scroll back up again so I can hear.01:09:39
So it says pole workers must also print01:09:41
and sign zero tapes at the start of01:09:44
voting to show machines begin at zero.01:09:46
And these signed tapes serve as the01:09:48
official certification that reported01:09:51
totals from the scanner are authentic.01:09:55
That's what they require. So they01:09:56
require people to do that. So maybe01:09:58
someone didn't do that what they were01:10:01
required. That's a possibility.01:10:03
>> I think 36 did.01:10:06
36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in01:10:09
Fulton County had failed to sign the01:10:11
tabulation tapes, including that the01:10:14
county violated official election record01:10:16
document processes required by statute.01:10:20
Um, the ones the voting precincts put01:10:24
this in that um failed to sign the01:10:27
tabulation tapes, were they01:10:29
predominantly Republican or Democrat?01:10:34
Just Google Fton County, click images.01:10:37
>> Yeah, [snorts]01:10:39
>> I think you know. What do you think?01:10:43
>> I don't know. [laughter]01:10:45
>> Well, I mean, if the if the Republicans01:10:46
are complaining about it, it's obviously01:10:48
a Democrat, >> right? Count01:10:49
>> for sure01:11:01
>> predominantly was close. Here we go.01:11:02
>> That's how I would have spelled it.01:11:03
>> [ __ ] going.01:11:04
>> That's how I would have spelled it.01:11:05
>> I thought it was right.01:11:06
>> I can't believe anything's wrong though.01:11:08
>> I thought it was right.01:11:09
>> I wonder if AI would have figured it01:11:10
out.01:11:11
>> It would have with >> Plexity would have.01:11:12
>> Yeah. Yeah.01:11:14
>> Specific 36 to 37 advanced voting01:11:16
locations with unsigned tapes are not01:11:18
publicly broken out by party, but Fulton01:11:20
County as a whole is strongly Democratic01:11:23
and its advanced early vote totals in01:11:25
2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic.01:11:29
In other words, those affected advanced01:11:32
voting sites would be expected to be01:11:34
predominantly Democrat in their results,01:11:36
not Republican. Weird that 36 out of 3701:11:41
that have unsigned tapes are strong01:11:44
Democratic and that there's 315,00001:11:49
votes that aren't supposed to be there.01:11:53
They didn't sign for the But it's okay.01:11:56
Don't worry about it. We just forgot to01:11:57
tally.01:11:58
>> [ __ ] it. We forgot the tally. Whoopsies.01:12:01
We were so busy making sure we saved01:12:03
democracy01:12:04
>> that we forgot the tally.01:12:05
>> They saved it. It was a [ __ ] good01:12:07
four years.01:12:08
>> What a great move though. If they really01:12:10
did steal the election, like wow. Am I01:12:12
Is that the first time anyone's ever01:12:14
done it?01:12:15
>> I don't know if they did it. I'm not01:12:16
saying they did it, but I'm saying if01:12:18
they did do it, like what a great movie01:12:20
that would be. >> There's no way. a bunch of [ __ ]01:12:22
pink-haired dorks who really do hijack01:12:24
the system and they're01:12:26
>> good for them >> in the [ __ ] back rooms like licking01:12:30
envelopes and sealing mailin ballots.01:12:32
>> Try this. I don't I asked the thing I01:12:35
read and it says they were both handc01:12:36
counted and fully audited01:12:39
[snorts] after the fact. I asked if01:12:41
after they had found a problem in01:12:42
certification and it says that they did.01:12:46
>> Handcounted and fully audited after the01:12:48
fact.01:12:50
There's no way the people that01:12:53
didn't sign are the ones making sure to01:12:56
tell everyone it was handcounted, right?01:12:57
>> It says handc counted but then recounted01:12:59
by machine01:13:00
>> and those process included Fulton even01:13:03
though the later issue about unsigned01:13:06
early voting tapes was not corrected by01:13:08
a new post2024 handc count. Wait, wait a01:13:12
minute. What does that mean? was the01:13:14
issue about unsigned early voting tapes01:13:16
was not corrected by a new post202401:13:20
handc count. Hm.01:13:24
>> I guess this is a weird I don't know01:13:27
what any of this stuff means to be01:13:28
honest with you.01:13:29
>> Yeah. What does that mean?01:13:30
>> That's what's confusing. I'm like was01:13:32
there 315 weird votes or not? because01:13:35
that that is the main like uh right-wing01:13:39
I bet if you went on truth social and01:13:40
asked them how do they steal the01:13:42
election they'd [ __ ]01:13:44
>> I bet you can't get banned from truth01:13:45
social right you probably can't get01:13:47
banned >> maybe you say something liberal01:13:48
>> you'd have to say but you'd have to be01:13:50
like crazy liberal or if you said I01:13:52
believe uh that there's two genders on01:13:54
blue sky you're dunzies01:13:56
>> are you >> instant gone [clears throat] see you01:13:59
>> blue sky's is nuts01:14:00
>> bro they go crazy do you know what man01:14:03
told us01:14:04
>> I I Do I do know what he told us? I01:14:06
don't know how true that is.01:14:07
>> Yeah, we should find out.01:14:08
>> Yeah, let's find out.01:14:09
>> So, McCann says that they created a ban01:14:12
in Australia on social media for kids01:14:16
under 16. Uh that this ban includes01:14:19
Instagram and Tik Tok, but does not01:14:22
include Blue Sky.01:14:27
>> If that's true, that is crazy.01:14:30
You're [laughter]01:14:31
you're just you like up until 16 years01:14:34
old, the only way you get to communicate01:14:37
is the most radically leftist site01:14:39
available.01:14:42
>> In Blue Sky, I saw this lady uh one one01:14:45
guy rather um said, "I'm trying to be01:14:47
zen about it." Like something happened01:14:48
to him. I'm trying to be zen about it.01:14:50
And then this other guy underneath it01:14:52
chimes in, "It would be great if you01:14:54
would stop being racist to Asians."01:14:57
>> Maybe he was being funny.01:14:58
>> No, no.01:14:59
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.01:15:01
There's no humor over there. There's no01:15:03
humor. It is It is a a a [ __ ] SSRI01:15:06
soup. It's There's no humor over there.01:15:09
It's There's no humor. [laughter]01:15:12
>> I [ __ ] with Blki. I got to get on there.01:15:15
>> I thought it was Blki for so long.01:15:17
>> Call it Blk. I bet a lot of people got01:15:20
to call it that is nice.01:15:21
>> They'll ban the [ __ ] out of you. The01:15:23
law's uh initial list of restricted01:15:25
platforms includes Facebook, Instagram01:15:27
X, Tik Tok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit,01:15:29
Threads, Kick, and Twitch. Other01:15:31
platforms including Stream uh Steam,01:15:34
Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids01:15:36
were considered but not included in the01:15:38
ban. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which01:15:41
is just Twitter, but for super hardcore01:15:44
lefties, is not included in the ban.01:15:47
>> Did they ban True Social?01:15:51
Doesn't seem like find out. Put that01:15:53
into perplexity. Find out if the01:15:55
Australian ban includes truth social.01:15:56
[laughter]01:15:57
>> They're banning Trump's tweets.01:15:59
>> Imagine if you get on truth social when01:16:01
you're 13. They'll let you buck wild,01:16:03
but blue skis just like tanking kids.01:16:05
>> That's wild.01:16:06
>> Turn the kids trans left and right.01:16:07
>> Reddit's available. That's01:16:09
>> I thought it just said Reddit was not.01:16:10
>> Thought they said Reddit was one of the01:16:12
>> link I just clicked said could extend to01:16:14
Reddit, Twitch, and Roblox. Even dating01:16:16
apps, >> but Oh, some people are bribing them.01:16:18
Let's be honest. It's Roblox. People are01:16:20
bribing them. >> Reddit's a little uh01:16:21
>> Yeah, this is uh01:16:22
>> the Reddit's left leaning.01:16:23
>> Reddit is among the companies that has01:16:25
approached.01:16:27
>> I think they [snorts] need to have01:16:28
certain things on their websites and01:16:29
those websites that are banned don't01:16:31
have those blocks of like filters01:16:33
available yet.01:16:34
>> I tell you I tell you I tried to uh try01:16:36
to jack off on Reddit. I tell you that.01:16:39
[laughter] >> All right.01:16:40
>> Cuz I they born they they banned Pornhub01:16:43
here. >> Oh, I see. So I was like I heard people01:16:45
jack off on Reddit and I try to avoid01:16:47
Reddit and then I as soon as I soon as I01:16:50
opened it first thing was like Shankulus01:16:52
[ __ ] sucks now. I was [laughter] like01:16:54
no01:16:56
>> no I still got one off but that was a01:16:59
tough one. There's a lot of mean angry01:17:02
people out there Shane.01:17:03
>> Yeah people are not happy life01:17:06
>> for sure.01:17:08
>> That is a a that's the porn thing is a01:17:11
weird one too because kids know about01:17:12
VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids01:17:14
from jerking off.01:17:16
>> It's probably good. [laughter]01:17:18
>> It's probably out of01:17:21
>> You want the stupid ones out of come so01:17:23
they're not making dumb decisions.01:17:25
>> You're making another good point.01:17:26
>> Yeah. You want them all dried out.01:17:27
>> You [laughter] want the kids01:17:30
tweeting on Blooki, dude.01:17:31
>> All the stupid kids. You just want them01:17:32
jerking off as much as possible. We01:17:34
should like you should have an IQ test01:17:36
to see if you could get porn. And that01:17:38
IQ test should be really making sure01:17:41
you're dumb. And if you're too smart,01:17:43
[ __ ] you. Like if you pass it,01:17:44
>> you gotta go study. You go study.01:17:46
>> But if you hit like a 6501:17:49
>> on the They just go, "Go ahead, jack01:17:50
off.01:17:51
>> Jack off."01:17:52
>> Imagine that. That would be a way that01:17:54
would keep dumb people01:17:56
>> like sedated.01:17:57
>> Just give them as much sedated.01:18:00
>> Maybe that's what they're doing to us,01:18:01
to all of us. Just keep giving us live01:18:04
porn 247 anytime you want it. Hop on a01:18:07
website.01:18:08
It's a good way to keep dumb people just01:18:11
>> dried up outages.01:18:13
>> Yeah, no motivation is pretty crazy.01:18:16
Used to, you know, it's a classic bit,01:18:18
but you got to used to it used to be an01:18:20
ordeal to get your hands on that [ __ ]01:18:22
>> Now it's just like I'll be watching a I01:18:23
was watching01:18:25
[laughter] I was watching Revolutionary01:18:27
War doc last night and in between I was01:18:30
just pause. [laughter]01:18:33
All right, let's see what happened at01:18:34
Tyonderoga.01:18:37
And you are one of 99% of the population01:18:40
of men when they're alone.01:18:42
>> Yeah. >> Yeah.01:18:43
>> I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution,01:18:45
>> right? >> Seahawks Seahawks Rams just finished up.01:18:48
Classic game. [laughter] Toss on some01:18:51
Revolutionary War. Started dragging a01:18:53
little. I said, "Fuck it. Pause. Jack01:18:55
off." [laughter]01:18:57
You know, Benedict Arnold was the hero01:18:59
of Tyonoga.01:19:01
>> Now you're actually interested in it and01:19:02
not distracted.01:19:03
>> Fully not distracted. Do you know uh01:19:05
John Lily, the guy who invented the01:19:07
sensory deprivation tank?01:19:08
>> No, I don't.01:19:09
>> He He was uh involved.01:19:11
>> He's cracking them off in there.01:19:12
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.01:19:13
>> He definitely [laughter]01:19:16
had a family. He was like, "This is a01:19:18
chamber that [laughter] no one can go01:19:20
in.01:19:22
>> He was jacking off, dude."01:19:24
>> Probably. But more importantly, he also01:19:26
ran this research where they were01:19:28
working with dolphins. It was like he01:19:30
was a pioneer in interspecies01:19:32
communication. So they were attempting01:19:34
to to teach dolphins how to speak. And01:19:37
so this lady, [laughter] I'm not01:19:38
bullshitting here. This lady, this is01:19:40
the dumbest group of people.01:19:41
>> Dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine.01:19:43
This lady lived in a house that was like01:19:46
3 ft high in water with a [ __ ]01:19:47
dolphin. And the thing was they found01:19:50
out that she had to jack the dolphin01:19:52
off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off,01:19:54
the dolphin would not pay attention.01:19:55
>> I've heard this story. Yes.01:19:56
>> So she would every day she would jack01:19:57
them off and they went, "What? Cancel01:20:00
this [ __ ] project. This lady's01:20:02
jacking off dolphins.01:20:03
>> I bet you by the 100th 120th time01:20:05
jacking him off, he was like, "Oh shit."01:20:07
[laughter]01:20:10
>> Holy [ __ ]01:20:11
>> The problem with dolphins is they don't01:20:12
have lips, right? So they make a totally01:20:14
different kind of sound. You can't get01:20:16
them to sound like a human. And these01:20:18
[ __ ] idiots are like, "Get hello.01:20:21
Hello." He's like, [laughter]01:20:23
>> "Yeah,01:20:27
>> I swear to God the Nazis were trying to01:20:29
get dogs to talk." Oh, I bet they were.01:20:31
>> Everyone's trying to get01:20:32
>> What's that, Jerry?01:20:33
>> Everyone's trying to get animals to01:20:34
talk. >> Sound is the documentary. [music]01:20:35
>> What do you got? What is it?01:20:37
>> The whole documentary called The Dolphin01:20:39
House. >> Oh, about the place where this lady01:20:41
lived.01:20:43
>> Lily, that's the guy. I think01:20:45
>> I hate to be this guy, but I would hit01:20:47
pause on that documentary and crack one01:20:48
off [laughter]01:20:50
fully.01:20:53
I'd be disappointed in myself.01:20:55
>> So, this lady just lived with a [ __ ]01:20:57
dolphin.01:20:59
Where was this? Where were they?01:21:03
>> Like where was the house?01:21:06
>> Damn it.01:21:07
>> She just had to jack that dolphin off01:21:08
all the time.01:21:09
>> Think if that was your wife and then01:21:10
this documentary comes out later and01:21:12
you're like, >> "What?01:21:13
>> What did you do?"01:21:14
>> Also, again,01:21:15
>> I did research. I did scientific01:21:17
research. You get off my back.01:21:20
>> I know.01:21:21
>> I was young and single and we hadn't01:21:23
even met [laughter] yet.01:21:24
>> I don't care. You didn't tell me.01:21:27
>> You jacked off. We were engaged. You01:21:29
were jacking off dolphins for research.01:21:31
>> Depends how long you guys would get all01:21:32
really testy.01:21:34
>> Um,01:21:35
>> St. Thomas.01:21:37
>> Okay. But the bummer thing is the01:21:39
dolphin doesn't want to be in that01:21:40
stupid little house. The dolphin wants01:21:42
to be out there swimming.01:21:43
>> After a while, he did after he got a few01:21:45
pandies.01:21:46
>> Yeah, [ __ ] >> Yeah, right.01:21:47
>> He got That's the jackpot,01:21:49
>> right? >> Put him in a house. He's in a [ __ ]01:21:51
house. They're feeding him. He's getting01:21:52
jacked off.01:21:53
>> You want to hear a dark uh truth about01:21:55
dolphins? Um, female dolphins are very01:21:58
promiscuous. We should make sure this is01:22:00
true. Uh, because I've been01:22:01
>> female dolphin [ __ ]01:22:03
>> And I think they think the theory is01:22:06
because uh when they have babies, it01:22:09
takes a long time for them to raise01:22:11
their baby and they won't breed uh while01:22:13
they're taking care of their babies. I01:22:15
think it's like several years. And so01:22:17
the males will kill babies of a female01:22:21
they haven't slept with. >> Keep [ __ ]01:22:23
>> Yes. So they can get them to [ __ ]01:22:25
They'll kill the baby of a female that01:22:26
they haven't slept slept with.01:22:28
>> So the females sleep with as many men as01:22:31
possible so that the dolphin doesn't01:22:34
know whether or not it's his kids.01:22:38
>> That's cool.01:22:39
>> It is. Yeah.01:22:40
>> But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is01:22:43
everybody?01:22:44
>> Yeah. >> I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our01:22:47
peaceful spiritual cousins that live in01:22:50
the ocean.01:22:51
>> No. And meanwhile, they regular kill01:22:53
babies and they force their ladies into01:22:55
being hoes so that they don't get their01:22:57
babies killed.01:22:58
>> Whenever you look at animals, you got to01:22:59
think about01:23:00
>> think about what we do. [laughter]01:23:04
>> That's true. Yeah. If uh male dolphins01:23:07
kill the babies of female dolphins they01:23:10
haven't had sex with. [snorts]01:23:12
>> You got to think about what we do and01:23:13
then you think dolphins are dumber than01:23:14
us, they're probably doing crazy [ __ ]01:23:16
>> I don't know if they are dumber than us.01:23:19
That's what's weird. um they just can't01:23:21
be they can't affect their environment.01:23:23
We we assume that intelligence is only01:23:25
the ability to manipulate your01:23:27
environment. That's what we assume01:23:28
because we we associate intelligence01:23:30
with all the stuff that we've created.01:23:33
But we don't even know what the [ __ ]01:23:35
they're saying, you know? We haven't01:23:36
been able to decipher their language.01:23:38
They have very specific languages.01:23:39
>> She was probably two or three jackoffs01:23:41
away from finding out. [laughter] She01:23:43
was right on the cusp and they were like01:23:45
alone. >> You dumb [ __ ] Get out of here.01:23:46
>> Just needed more funding. They just01:23:48
needed more funding.01:23:50
Um, male dolphins sometimes kill calves01:23:52
sired by other males to bring the mother01:23:54
back into estrus sooner. Yeah. Allowing01:23:57
them to mate and pass on their genes01:23:59
behavior called infanticide observed in01:24:01
species like bottl-nose and Pacific01:24:03
whitesided dolphins.01:24:05
>> Yeah.01:24:06
>> Species makes them have like a01:24:08
high-speed race. It says to find the01:24:09
best agile partner.01:24:11
>> Jeez. Most agile.01:24:12
>> You got to win that race,01:24:13
>> kid. I'd be a terrible race. That's01:24:15
crazy. seen by several males on high01:24:18
speed chases. >> They hit him with the cone the cone01:24:20
drill.01:24:21
>> Yet females show selectivity for agile01:24:24
partners and can control fertilization01:24:27
via vaginal structure. Oh, so a guy01:24:30
could nut in them and they'd like, "No,01:24:32
no, baby. [ __ ] you."01:24:34
>> Oh, that's a nice thing.01:24:35
>> That's just a nut. That's a nice thing.01:24:36
>> I wish girls could do that.01:24:39
>> Imagine that if they just come up with01:24:40
that instead of uh abortion. They just01:24:42
go, "Oh, we're just going to give you a01:24:44
dolphin [ __ ] Just lock it down." Oh,01:24:46
look at this next part. >> Just when you go nuts and you lock it01:24:48
down. Okay. Make an agreement. You You01:24:51
sure you're going to lock it down? You01:24:52
told me you want babies. I swear to God.01:24:53
>> No, no, no. I'm locking it down for you.01:24:56
>> You swear to God. The question, are01:24:59
female [clears throat] dolphins [ __ ]01:25:00
>> Right.01:25:01
>> Yeah. Females participate in same-sex01:25:04
genital rubbing, masturbation, and01:25:06
pleasure pleasure seeking via functional01:25:09
ctoruses rich in nerves, indicating sex01:25:12
serves social enjoyment roles beyond01:25:14
procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual01:25:18
activity may prioritize pleasure or01:25:20
alliances over breeding. Males often01:25:23
coers via alliances, but females evade01:25:26
or reposition to exert choice. So, they01:25:30
scissor. female scissoring in the01:25:32
dolphin community.01:25:33
>> I like it.01:25:34
>> We broke that news here.01:25:35
>> Bring that up. There was a dusky01:25:36
dolphin, dude.01:25:37
>> What's that one doing? Just [ __ ] boys01:25:39
in Penn State's locker room. [laughter]01:25:41
>> Oh jeez. >> Come on.01:25:42
>> Oh no.01:25:44
>> I had a couple now. [laughter]01:25:45
>> He's ready to roll.01:25:47
>> Oh no.01:25:49
Oh no.01:25:50
>> The old dusky dolphin.01:25:51
>> Yeah. So like when when we we think01:25:53
about like peaceful creatures on earth,01:25:55
we're the most we're number one. We're01:25:57
the most peaceful. As01:25:58
>> no chance.01:25:59
>> Yeah. Yeah. as warlike as we are as far01:26:01
as intelligence wise.01:26:02
>> Okay. All right. All right. I'll give01:26:03
you Well, no, dude. [clears throat] What01:26:05
are uh there's got to be some peaceful.01:26:06
>> Dolphins must be going to war with each01:26:07
other, right?01:26:08
>> There's no way those hieraxes hierra01:26:10
aren't doing anything. And uh01:26:12
>> No, there's no way we're the most01:26:13
peaceful. >> What are the most peaceful are those um01:26:15
those those chimpanzees, the bonobos or01:26:18
the01:26:21
chilling? >> They all they do is [ __ ] each other.01:26:23
>> Yeah, >> bonobos are wild. They look a lot like01:26:26
chimps, just a little softer. And all01:26:27
they do is just get it on. What are01:26:29
those guys with those big noses?01:26:30
>> Oh,01:26:31
>> those are funny guys.01:26:32
>> Those are weird. That's a weird look.01:26:34
How about the ones where their [ __ ]01:26:35
lights up when they want to puck?01:26:36
[laughter]01:26:37
>> Their [ __ ] becomes like a target when01:26:40
they do that. >> Oh, bro. This is01:26:41
>> They put a light up in there. [laughter]01:26:46
>> Lighted butt clubs. No,01:26:49
[laughter]01:26:51
>> put plugs in.01:26:53
Really?01:26:54
>> Oh, bro. Pull that Bucky back up. Look01:26:56
at this guy's face. How are you?01:26:58
>> Hold on. Can you get him uh making a01:27:00
noise? They're very funny.01:27:03
>> Yeah.01:27:04
>> That's the physique I'm going for.01:27:06
[laughter]01:27:07
>> There was an old school comedian that01:27:10
had this big crazy nose and they would01:27:12
call him the Schnoz.01:27:15
Who the [ __ ] am I thinking of? Like old01:27:18
oldtimey movies.01:27:21
They'd call him the Schnoz. That's it.01:27:23
Jimmy Duranti. Yeah,01:27:24
>> he does look like a probiscus. a lot01:27:27
like one.01:27:29
But his whole thing was like his nose01:27:31
was huge.01:27:33
>> Yeah, he got [ __ ] schnoz.01:27:36
>> That's [laughter] a hell of a schnot.01:27:38
>> There's no other way to describe that.01:27:39
>> Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose.01:27:42
>> Yeah. Look, I mean all of his photo, all01:27:44
the, you know, caricatures, his nose is01:27:46
preposterous.01:27:49
>> He aged into it.01:27:51
>> Yeah. Worked out.01:27:52
>> You're a young man with that [ __ ]01:27:53
nose. That's tough.01:27:54
>> Tough time. You hear this guy? This is01:27:56
nice. >> Wait till you hear this [ __ ] talk.01:27:58
>> Nose like a man.01:27:59
>> Nose like a man. Yeah.01:28:01
>> What? >> I like those guys. They have to be01:28:03
peaceful. >> Oh, that's a weird face, man. Imagine if01:28:05
they were >> That's what women look like now.01:28:07
>> Yeah, [laughter]01:28:08
>> for real.01:28:09
>> Lindos's job.01:28:10
>> Exactly what women look like.01:28:11
>> It's a Michael Jackson thing.01:28:13
>> Yeah, >> bro. Imagine if that was 10 feet tall01:28:15
and was trying to kill your baby.01:28:18
>> You know what I'm saying? Yeah.01:28:25
Whoa. What did they do in a past life to01:28:28
come back as that? They must have been01:28:30
really mean.01:28:32
>> They must have been a really mean01:28:33
person. >> What are you talking about, dude?01:28:34
>> They must have been a really mean person01:28:36
in past life.01:28:43
>> Yo, bro.01:28:45
[laughter] >> Jesus. That's like a man. That's like a01:28:49
really evil man from the past has been01:28:51
reincarnated as this [ __ ] up monkey01:28:56
>> ballack on his face.01:28:57
>> Like he's kind of conscious that01:28:58
something's wrong.01:29:00
>> Why am I not in my medieval manner?01:29:04
>> You're at the Baltimore Zoo.01:29:06
>> He's getting stared at by little kids.01:29:08
[laughter]01:29:09
>> This is good stuff.01:29:10
>> What was that other one? The Michael01:29:12
Jackson one.01:29:13
>> I like that guy01:29:14
>> with the noseless one. >> What was that tiny little [ __ ] guy?01:29:16
>> That tiny little guy was terrifying. It01:29:18
was huge. You know, it was real big and01:29:20
giant. You get it would suck to get01:29:22
killed by a giant cute thing.01:29:25
>> You know what I mean? Like a giant01:29:26
fluffy. You know, like some of the01:29:27
monkeys are really cute. [laughter]01:29:30
>> Like if he was like01:29:31
>> golden snubnse,01:29:32
>> six inches tall, he would be really01:29:34
cute. Like, oh my god, he's so cute. If01:29:37
he was 10 feet tall, he would be [ __ ]01:29:40
terrified.01:29:42
>> Snowman. Look at that [ __ ] thing.01:29:43
>> That's what I'm saying,01:29:46
>> bro. That thing is terrifying. It's got01:29:48
like a bat nose. Look at his [ __ ]01:29:50
creepy ass nose.01:29:53
>> That's That would rip your [ __ ] face01:29:55
right off. Just jump on your face. You01:29:58
wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your01:29:59
nose would be gone.01:30:01
>> That rules,01:30:02
>> right? But if it's 10t tall, it doesn't01:30:04
rule. That thing's standing outside your01:30:06
village waiting for your dog to go01:30:08
outside. >> Stick [laughter]01:30:10
[ __ ]01:30:12
That's a big man. Why are they so01:30:14
[ __ ] cute when they're little?01:30:16
But if that thing was giant and had01:30:18
fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it01:30:20
wouldn't be. It was big and scare, it01:30:22
would have a scary face. Like, why is01:30:24
that? Why do the little ones What is01:30:26
cute? Why do the little ones have01:30:28
literally have a cute face that if you01:30:31
made that thing big, it wouldn't be as01:30:34
scary. >> Maybe that's just our instinct to think01:30:36
babies are cute so we don't throw them.01:30:38
>> Maybe. Huh.01:30:39
>> You see that guy, you go, he's great.01:30:40
>> See what the dolphins do. [laughter]01:30:42
>> Yeah. Maybe like it's like built into01:30:44
it. But there's a lot of stepdads01:30:46
listening to this right now getting01:30:47
dolphin impulses. [ __ ] I wish I could01:30:49
kill that [laughter] little01:30:50
[ __ ]01:30:54
[laughter]01:30:56
>> It is weird though, right? Cuz all the01:30:57
big scary things look scary.01:31:00
>> Grizzlies are kind of cute.01:31:01
>> No, they're not.01:31:03
>> No, I was telling you that was the only01:31:05
thing I've ever seen in the wild.01:31:06
>> Cute grizzly.01:31:07
>> The only thing I've ever seen in the01:31:08
wild. >> Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas.01:31:10
Bro, >> obviously they're terrifying, but if he01:31:12
was [ __ ] 1 ft tall, you'd go, "That's01:31:14
an adorable guy."01:31:15
>> That's a good point. >> You know what I mean?01:31:16
>> Until he was like tearing apart a seal.01:31:18
>> He's bigger than you.01:31:19
>> Yeah,01:31:20
>> bro. What are you talking about? Look at01:31:22
that guy. >> That's a cub, first of all.01:31:24
>> That's still good. Look at these guys01:31:25
walking, dude.01:31:26
>> Um, show them walking, JMO. Get them01:31:28
walking.01:31:30
>> That's pretty cute. Now, uh, show Kodiak01:31:34
brown bear eating a moose. [laughter]01:31:37
Put that in there. Kodiak brown bear01:31:40
eating a moose.01:31:43
Bro, there's one of them that got this01:31:45
moose off the side of the road and was01:31:47
dragging it uphill. The moose is like01:31:49
1,200 lb.01:31:50
>> You see the one during the wedding?01:31:53
>> Which one is that? Oh, yeah. There was a01:31:54
wedding and01:31:55
>> there's a wedding and then on the other01:31:56
side of the [ __ ] river there's just a01:31:58
grizzly tearing apart a moose.01:32:00
>> Yeah, they they got married in Alaska.01:32:02
Whoops. >> Dude, how do you kill a moose, bro? They01:32:05
can kill anything. They literally kill01:32:08
anything. I mean, he's just riding his01:32:09
back, drowning him.01:32:12
>> Look at this. He's just hanging on to01:32:13
his [ __ ] back. Look at this. So cute.01:32:16
That's a moose, man. Moose are so big.01:32:18
>> That video, that guy in the01:32:21
>> That moose comes up to him. I sent it in01:32:23
the group chat. Or you did.01:32:25
>> Yeah. >> It's the scariest [ __ ] animal I've01:32:27
ever seen. >> Oh, they're scary.01:32:28
>> It's like a dinosaur. It's [ __ ]01:32:29
terrifying. He's01:32:30
>> so big, dude.01:32:31
>> There's a guy hunting and a moose just01:32:33
comes up to him and is like staring at01:32:35
him. They're01:32:37
>> I don't know how to describe it.01:32:39
>> Well, they're so huge.01:32:40
>> No, this is not it. But still01:32:41
terrifying. >> Not it, but still. That's not even a01:32:43
really big one. That [clears throat]01:32:44
moose like the one that you see in the01:32:46
car. Actually, that's a pretty big one.01:32:50
His paddles are just going the wrong01:32:51
way. Yeah, that's huge.01:32:56
[laughter]01:32:57
Whoa.01:32:59
>> Yeah, don't do that.01:33:02
Also, borderline looks like AI, but it's01:33:05
probably not.01:33:06
>> Well, a lot of them are right now.01:33:07
That's a problem. Almost everything is01:33:10
tricked left and right.01:33:11
>> There's like the giant cat walking up to01:33:13
save its baby. Like,01:33:16
>> moose are not afraid of you though.01:33:17
That's one thing that's true.01:33:18
>> But generally, they're very aggressive01:33:20
and depending upon what time of the01:33:22
year, they'll [ __ ] your car up, man.01:33:24
>> It's not it, J Mo. But I still I don't01:33:26
want to see a moose get shot.01:33:28
>> [laughter]01:33:30
>> You love that [ __ ] I don't want to see01:33:31
those bullies get shot.01:33:32
>> Have you ever eaten moose meat?01:33:33
>> No.01:33:34
>> It's delicious. It's really good.01:33:36
>> It's a reason why bears try so hard to01:33:38
kill them. >> Really?01:33:39
>> Yeah.01:33:42
>> Yeah, I get it.01:33:43
>> So, they're cute up to a point.01:33:45
>> Bears?01:33:46
>> Yeah, they're cute up until they're01:33:48
about 2 years old. We were talking about01:33:50
earlier. I don't like uh black bears01:33:51
eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes,01:33:54
>> bro. >> They're so [clears throat and cough]01:33:55
They're so close to being cute. They got01:33:57
weird looking eyes.01:33:58
>> One of the weird things about um like um01:34:02
Yeah, this one. Look at that [ __ ]01:34:03
>> Oh yeah.01:34:07
[laughter]01:34:08
>> He's looking at him like, "Dude, I will01:34:11
[ __ ] you up is what he's saying. Look01:34:13
how big he is."01:34:20
>> That's why they're scarier than every01:34:22
other deer, cuz they'll come [ __ ] you01:34:23
up.01:34:24
>> Just beat your ass up.01:34:26
>> They'll kill you. stomp you to death.01:34:28
Stomp you to death. And this guy is01:34:30
being smart by staying between the01:34:32
trees.01:34:35
This is very dangerous.01:34:37
Like if he was out in an open field,01:34:39
[clears throat and cough] he'd be01:34:40
fucksville right now.01:34:42
If he couldn't get to cover to to a01:34:44
bunch of trees. Look at these guys like01:34:46
dinking out in a driveway01:34:52
[ __ ] their car up.01:34:57
Bro, >> why do why do dogs just run straight01:34:59
into that?01:35:01
>> You see dogs do that [ __ ]01:35:02
>> They're dumb. Because we took them from01:35:04
wolves and turned them into little01:35:05
[ __ ]01:35:07
>> Look at that.01:35:08
>> I've seen deer [clears throat] just [ __ ]01:35:10
dogs up. There's a lot of those01:35:11
compilations. >> Oh, yeah. They start doing this.01:35:13
>> Yeah. >> They get on their hills.01:35:15
>> But [clears throat] a lot of dogs kill01:35:16
deer. >> There's that classic of that guy putting01:35:18
uh [snorts] It's an old one, but he put01:35:20
deer piss all over him and then a buck01:35:22
comes and just beats the [ __ ] out01:35:23
[laughter] of. He doesn't get a shot01:35:26
off. He gets his ass beat. Just01:35:30
[laughter] what a [ __ ]01:35:31
>> He's like, "Turn the camera off. Turn01:35:32
>> Oh my god. What a moron."01:35:34
>> Oh, you That's like the number one01:35:37
hunting in America is white tail deer.01:35:39
Yeah. >> Number one deer. Pennsylvania.01:35:40
>> Yeah. By far.01:35:41
>> That's where I'm from.01:35:42
>> Yeah. >> Iowa. Iowa and PA, right?01:35:44
>> Yeah. Well, my family lived in01:35:45
Harrisburg for a while. My parents did.01:35:47
>> I always forget. That's insane.01:35:48
>> Mhm.01:35:49
>> I used to go to visit them.01:35:50
[clears throat]01:35:51
>> You should have been a Harrisburg.01:35:52
>> I'm like, you got deer everywhere. You01:35:53
could have been a central PA man.01:35:55
>> You would have been You would have never01:35:56
done anything. [laughter]01:35:57
>> Well, you did. What the [ __ ] are you01:35:59
talking about? Shut up.01:36:00
>> You would have You would have been01:36:02
chilling. [clears throat]01:36:03
>> I doubt it. >> You would have been at Elks. You would01:36:05
have been an Elks bar. You would have01:36:07
met Phil. >> I don't think I'm designed for that.01:36:11
>> I would not be happy. Dude, you I know.01:36:14
>> If you were from South Kia, you'd be01:36:15
into college football.01:36:17
>> You love it all.01:36:18
>> It [ __ ] rules. I just have to assume01:36:20
that who I am now I would always have01:36:22
been.01:36:23
>> No, that's01:36:25
silly. >> No, like the way I like things, the01:36:27
things I like.01:36:30
>> No, you would have been you would have01:36:31
been a [laughter] you could have been a01:36:33
Notre Dame fan, dude. It could have been01:36:34
so sick. It could have been so sick.01:36:37
>> Well, I definitely could have been a01:36:38
fan, but I still would be doing this. I01:36:39
think I'd be doing the same [ __ ] I'm01:36:41
doing.01:36:42
>> I'd figure out a way to do something.01:36:44
>> Yeah. >> As long as I didn't get saddled down at01:36:46
a young age. You go to that Elks bar,01:36:49
>> get married at 18.01:36:50
>> Yep. [ __ ]01:36:51
>> Drink and drive home. Your babes there.01:36:54
>> She's You got to be a dad now at 18.01:36:59
>> Yeah. But then [clears throat] that's01:37:00
when your fanhood of college football01:37:02
becomes greater.01:37:03
>> Uhhuh.01:37:04
>> You go, "Dude, I get three hours on01:37:05
Saturday. I can't [ __ ] wait. Who do01:37:09
we have?" Ah, [ __ ] Central Michigan.01:37:11
[ __ ] It's going to be a blowout.01:37:13
Whatever. I'm going to have beers.01:37:15
That's good stuff. Then you go.01:37:16
[laughter] Then you get to golf and you01:37:18
go, "Fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a01:37:20
[ __ ] I'm getting wasted." [laughter]01:37:22
It's a good life. I'm jealous of it.01:37:26
Does [clears throat] sound like a good01:37:27
life,01:37:29
but it's also uh [snorts]01:37:33
a difficult one. Like,01:37:35
>> for sure,01:37:36
>> but that's the best life,01:37:37
>> is it? Yeah. Good, difficult. Yeah, it's01:37:40
the point. >> Why is it Why is good and difficult the01:37:42
best life? Uh, that's what makes uh01:37:45
that's what makes going to that bar so01:37:46
[ __ ] sick. [laughter]01:37:48
>> You know what I mean?01:37:49
>> Having a shitty job.01:37:50
>> Shitty job.01:37:51
>> Yeah.01:37:52
>> You sit down, you go, "Bro, let me tell01:37:54
you about how shitty my [ __ ] job is."01:37:56
>> Yeah. >> You go get [ __ ] hammered.01:37:58
>> Three beers in, you go, "My job [ __ ]01:38:00
rules. [laughter] My life rules."01:38:04
You know what? I'm gonna go beat the01:38:05
[ __ ] out of my wife. [laughter]01:38:10
>> Oh my god. See that Iraq video? Those01:38:12
guys boxing. You go, I'm going to make01:38:14
her put some head gear on when I get01:38:15
home. [laughter]01:38:18
>> Yeah.01:38:19
No, it's good. I don't obviously, you01:38:21
know, it's not like the best, but it's01:38:24
good life. [ __ ] drinking and golfing01:38:27
with your friends.01:38:28
>> Yeah. I It's funny to watch your friends01:38:30
age into that cuz my my friends were01:38:33
never like that. And now I'll go home01:38:34
and they're like, "Everyone got fat."01:38:36
Which that's fun. [laughter] You see01:38:38
your boys, you go, "Yeah, it sucks,01:38:40
doesn't it?"01:38:41
Uh, and then, uh, they just love just01:38:44
hitting the local bar, getting a couple,01:38:46
going home. Hopefully the kids are01:38:48
asleep. It's fun. It's fun to watch from01:38:51
a distance. I I I can't like I'll go01:38:54
home for the holidays, and then my01:38:55
sister will bring her kids over. I'm01:38:57
good for about 30 minutes.01:38:59
>> Well, all the things you said that the01:39:00
fun parts about it is that it's not01:39:02
complicated. You're just having a good01:39:03
time.01:39:04
>> Yeah. And the idea is that if having a01:39:07
good time, you'll have a better time if01:39:09
the rest of your day sucks. You01:39:11
appreciate those guys more.01:39:13
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. I get it.01:39:17
I get it.01:39:18
>> You could have been You could have been01:39:20
great Central Pennsylvania.01:39:22
>> I don't know.01:39:23
>> Central Western PA. You could have been01:39:25
a Steelers fan.01:39:26
>> You could have been Oh, you could have01:39:28
been a contender. Instead, you're just01:39:30
doing this [ __ ] [laughter]01:39:33
instead you're [ __ ] doing this crap.01:39:36
>> I think I was always gonna just mostly01:39:38
be interested in one-on-one sports.01:39:42
>> Maybe for whatever reason. I like team01:39:44
sports. I love watching01:39:45
>> running back. We could have got you in01:39:46
the slot.01:39:47
>> No, my [ __ ] high school wrestling01:39:48
coach tried to get me to play football01:39:50
and I was like, no. We had this kid, his01:39:52
name was Bobby Baker. He was 300 lb. He01:39:54
was our heavyweight. He was huge.01:39:56
>> And I was like, me and him would be01:39:58
playing the same game. So, he would run01:39:59
over me. That's crazy.01:40:01
>> He couldn't catch you. >> Whatever. the whole if he did. I'm not01:40:04
I'm not taking that chance.01:40:05
>> Occasionally they catch you.01:40:06
>> He was [ __ ] huge. I was like, I'm not01:40:07
taking that chance. I was like, no, I01:40:09
wrestled at 134 lbs. I am not [ __ ]01:40:12
playing football.01:40:14
>> You could have been a contender, Joe.01:40:16
>> Yeah. I didn't like the idea.01:40:18
>> Team sports are awesome.01:40:19
>> I didn't also didn't like the idea of01:40:20
random people being charging at you and01:40:22
colliding. I'm like, "No, no, no, no.01:40:24
One in one like [clears throat] figure01:40:26
this out." >> Football, somebody's hitting you and01:40:27
you're not looking.01:40:28
>> Exactly. I don't like it a lot. You're01:40:30
chasing someone this way and someone01:40:31
just Uh-uh.01:40:33
>> Yeah, but then you get them.01:40:36
>> Then you The best feeling in the world01:40:38
is [laughter] when someone's not looking01:40:41
and you get to [ __ ] level them.01:40:43
[laughter] It's so sick.01:40:45
>> Oh, I bet.01:40:46
>> It was my favorite. >> I bet01:40:47
>> I got Thankfully, I played offense01:40:49
offense. I got a lot of those. But every01:40:51
once in a while, we'd throw an01:40:52
interception. I had no idea how to01:40:54
pursue01:40:55
>> the a corner just run. I'd be [laughter]01:40:59
I don't know where to look. I'm getting01:41:00
I got laid out.01:41:02
>> It's fun. Team sports, bro. I get it.01:41:06
The camarader you like. Uh [ __ ]01:41:08
hunting with those guys. That's a team01:41:09
sport. [clears throat]01:41:11
>> Not really. You're all going out on your01:41:13
own01:41:15
>> or you're going out two at a time.01:41:16
>> Okay.01:41:17
>> Yeah. Like Cam and I went together. But01:41:20
it's you like the thing about team01:41:23
sports that's awesome is the01:41:24
camaraderie, right? That's what's01:41:25
awesome.01:41:27
>> But we used to always drive me nuts when01:41:28
I was playing baseball. I played01:41:29
baseball as a kid.01:41:31
>> I don't want to be a loser cuz little01:41:32
Billy dropped the ball. Baseball is also01:41:34
still kind of an individual sport.01:41:36
There's a lot of indiv like a pitcher01:41:39
versus a batter. >> It was the way the way I played.01:41:41
>> It's very individual.01:41:42
>> Yeah, I [laughter] suck. You should have01:41:44
seen what happened to me at baseball.01:41:46
>> I sucked. I hit puberty and just lost01:41:49
all hand eye coordination for for a01:41:51
year, dude. My last year playing01:41:53
baseball was like seventh or eighth01:41:54
grade. I don't think I had a hit for an01:41:56
entire season.01:41:57
>> That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I01:41:59
got I remember fifth grade I got hit by01:42:02
a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher and01:42:05
I turned when she was throwing it and it01:42:06
hit me right in the back where I lost I01:42:08
lost the wind got knocked out of me and01:42:09
I was on first base. Like [laughter]01:42:12
>> isn't that crazy? It's like when you're01:42:14
a boy and then you hit puberty and all01:42:17
of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped.01:42:20
It's moves different. The dynamics are01:42:22
all different. You can't walk up stairs,01:42:24
right? You think the stairs are taller01:42:26
than they are? [laughter] Like it's01:42:28
weird.01:42:29
>> You grow. >> You grow. You grow and your dick is hard01:42:32
all the time. >> Think about those dudes.01:42:33
>> So distracted.01:42:34
>> Some of my friends grew like uh like a01:42:37
foot01:42:38
>> in a year. >> In a year. I was like, dude, that must01:42:40
have hurt like hell.01:42:41
>> That's crazy. [laughter]01:42:42
>> Must have [ __ ] killed.01:42:45
>> That's so crazy.01:42:46
>> Rock hard. Everything hurts.01:42:47
>> Oh, banging into things. Ow. [laughter]01:42:52
Your shins are all in the way of01:42:54
everything.01:42:55
>> Your dad sitting there like you [ __ ]01:42:56
[ __ ]01:42:58
>> Dad, it hurt.01:42:59
>> Hilarious.01:43:01
>> Yeah. And no one knows how to do it.01:43:04
>> No. How was it uh having kids going01:43:06
through puberty? That must have been01:43:07
crazy.01:43:09
>> I mean,01:43:10
>> and you have girls, right? They they01:43:11
yeah they get emotional but they go for01:43:14
like cuz I the only time I've seen is my01:43:16
niece and it's like she was like the01:43:19
your best friend and then there's like01:43:21
two years where it's like Uncle Shane01:43:23
you don't [ __ ] anything. [ __ ]01:43:24
[laughter] you.01:43:25
>> Luckily our kids are not like that.01:43:27
They're very communicative. We have we01:43:30
have like a really good way of01:43:32
communicating with each other all the01:43:33
time. There's no like01:43:35
>> hateful01:43:36
I will say you do get some of that from01:43:38
kids. All of a sudden, you notice it.01:43:40
>> They get angry at you for enforcing01:43:42
rules and stuff, but they're pretty01:43:44
[ __ ] cool.01:43:45
>> They're really cool.01:43:47
>> The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is01:43:49
impossible for everybody to come out01:43:51
flawless. Like, you're getting hormones.01:43:54
Your whole life has changed. All of a01:43:56
sudden, you like girls or you like boys01:43:58
and your your whole life is now a01:44:01
pursuit of getting girls to like you or01:44:03
getting boys to like you. And then you01:44:05
have friend groups and then everyone has01:44:07
got01:44:08
>> and you all have a co menstrual cycle01:44:10
that sinks up together. They all get01:44:12
[laughter] crazy together.01:44:14
>> Dude, those I never even thought about01:44:16
those. >> Coinciding menstrual cycles are nuts.01:44:18
They smell each other and all their01:44:20
[ __ ] blood sinks up on the same time.01:44:23
>> It's disgusting. And then weird then01:44:25
they all get mean for a week together.01:44:27
>> That's why girls don't really have01:44:29
friends. >> Well, there's a lot of reasons why they01:44:31
don't have friends. But think about one01:44:32
week a month you and your friends all01:44:33
are [ __ ] nasty to each other.01:44:35
>> Yeah, >> that's crazy.01:44:36
>> It is crazy.01:44:39
>> What do you hear of more? Do you hear of01:44:41
more01:44:43
like a girl being betrayed one of by one01:44:46
of her friends who tries to [ __ ] her01:44:48
husband? You hear about that more than01:44:51
you would hear about a husband trying to01:44:52
[ __ ] someone's wife, right?01:44:54
>> That's like a more risky move. That's01:44:57
probably one of the reasons why girls01:44:59
don't trust girls like that [ __ ] She01:45:02
She'll just go [ __ ] my man.01:45:04
>> And also the guy will definitely say01:45:06
yes. [laughter]01:45:08
>> It's such an It's an easy one.01:45:10
>> It'll be a secret.01:45:12
>> Oh, a secret. >> [ __ ] A secret sounds good.01:45:15
>> Yeah, he might kill me. But yeah. Yeah.01:45:16
Yeah. [ __ ] it.01:45:19
>> Yeah. I'm watching this show um what is01:45:21
it called? The Beast in Me.01:45:23
>> The new Netflix show,01:45:24
>> bro.01:45:26
There's, the reason why I brought that01:45:27
up, there's a scene where, spoiler01:45:30
alert, where a cop is uh banging this01:45:32
other cop, a female name, guys. It be01:45:35
like01:45:36
>> she's married and it's like one of them01:45:37
things.01:45:38
>> Yeah. >> You know, like there's people out there01:45:41
just01:45:42
>> I think a lot of people01:45:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. That the show is [ __ ]01:45:46
great though. That Claire Dane show.01:45:48
Have you seen it? >> No, I haven't.01:45:49
>> I heard it was good.01:45:50
>> Oh, it's good.01:45:52
>> Nice. >> I'm only a couple episodes in, but it's01:45:54
a good one. I'm about done with the01:45:55
revolution.01:45:56
>> That lady can [ __ ]01:45:57
>> keep jacking off though. It's taking01:45:59
forever. [laughter]01:46:01
>> [ __ ] I've been watching this thing01:46:03
for 6 weeks. Keep jacking off.01:46:06
[laughter]01:46:10
>> How far in [laughter] you? 45 minutes.01:46:12
>> Jacked off.01:46:14
>> When you start pressing, it picks up01:46:15
where you dropped IT OFF. YOU'RE 4501:46:17
MINUTES IN THE FIRST EPISODE,01:46:19
>> BRO. OH, MAN. I wish I could tell you.01:46:20
I'm not joking. [laughter]01:46:23
I took a picture of it. It was so funny.01:46:27
I jacked off to a01:46:30
[laughter]01:46:33
jack when I finished jacking off. This01:46:36
is at 1:11 in the morning today.01:46:38
>> Okay. [laughter] I looked off and the01:46:40
screen was a map of the British01:46:42
invasion.01:46:44
[laughter]01:46:46
Soon as I got done, I was like, "Oh,01:46:47
they're invading Mohawk territory by01:46:49
Fort Stanwitz."01:46:51
See, you took a photo. Took photo. It's01:46:53
insane to finish and look up and go,01:46:55
[laughter] "What am I doing? What the01:46:58
[ __ ]01:47:01
>> That's funny. That's so funny.01:47:04
>> You got to give it a watch.01:47:06
>> [ __ ] rocks."01:47:07
>> Yeah. No, >> you're going to [ __ ] jack [laughter]01:47:08
off a lot.01:47:09
>> I won't. I I started it. I started it.01:47:12
>> It's awesome. >> Yeah. All his stuff's awesome.01:47:14
>> Ken Burns rules. >> He's rules.01:47:15
>> He takes topics that you would go, I'm01:47:17
never going to watch that.01:47:18
>> Yeah.01:47:19
>> [ __ ] rules. No, he can do anything.01:47:21
>> Baseball, you go what what could be01:47:23
interesting about01:47:24
>> the Vietnam one was excellent.01:47:25
>> Vietnam [ __ ] ruled.01:47:26
>> Yeah.01:47:27
>> Yeah.01:47:28
>> You know, like he's really rare because01:47:30
essentially PBS just lets him just put01:47:33
it together like the way he wants. They01:47:36
don't [ __ ] with him at all.01:47:37
>> Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?01:47:40
>> I don't know.01:47:41
>> He can't get rid01:47:44
dude. >> My thought though is that he can kind of01:47:47
do that anywhere now.01:47:49
>> Sure. Like he could do it on YouTube and01:47:51
it would be massive. Yeah. Imagine if he01:47:53
put a series like that out on YouTube.01:47:56
>> It would pay for that.01:47:58
>> Yeah. They pay you. >> No, I mean [clears throat] after pay for01:48:00
downloads. >> Yeah. But01:48:02
>> wouldn't they pay like like Netflix01:48:04
would probably do it? They probably big01:48:06
money. Yeah. >> Yeah.01:48:08
>> Should do HBO a lot anyway. But it's his01:48:10
stuff is so good. No one cares where it01:48:12
is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy01:48:13
the DVD or rent it.01:48:16
>> What budget of [ __ ] PBS is going to01:48:17
Ken Burns, dude. That must be01:48:19
>> 80%.01:48:20
>> He's their Stern.01:48:21
>> Absolutely. Absolutely. If he goes01:48:24
collapses, >> we got one guy.01:48:25
>> He got Ken Bird.01:48:26
>> [ __ ]01:48:27
>> Stern just resigned.01:48:30
>> Good for him. Good for him. Guess he01:48:33
still likes to do it.01:48:34
>> Good. >> You know, how long do you think you'll01:48:37
be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you01:48:40
think you're ever going to get to a point in time?01:48:41
>> I don't know how long I'll do01:48:43
podcasting.01:48:45
I probably [ __ ] forever,01:48:46
>> right? Comedy for sure. Yeah,01:48:48
>> stand up for sure. But the podcasting is01:48:50
where I get a little like01:48:52
>> you're good at it because you talk about01:48:54
like [ __ ] topics and things you're01:48:55
interested in. All I have is me. So01:48:57
after a while you're like I I don't want01:48:59
to keep putting myself out. You know01:49:01
what I mean? >> Right. Right. Right. Right. I know what01:49:02
you're saying. >> It's good. Like no privacy.01:49:04
>> Yeah. I know what you're saying. Yeah.01:49:06
It's like um01:49:08
>> But you could do a podcast where you01:49:10
talk to anybody as well. You could do01:49:12
>> I could do a history podcast if I put01:49:14
like any%01:49:15
>> if I put effort into it.01:49:16
>> Yeah. 100%. Yeah, you 100% could.01:49:19
>> And you could also do a history podcast01:49:22
where you have an interest in a subject01:49:25
and you know a lot about it but not like01:49:27
enough to do a podcast on it and just01:49:29
bring an expert in and have a01:49:30
conversation with him about it.01:49:31
>> Yeah,01:49:32
>> that'd be awesome. I've [snorts] thought01:49:34
about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg01:49:37
Area Community College who was a he was01:49:40
a Gettysburg tour. He was a tour guide01:49:43
and it's Harrisburg area community01:49:45
college so no one gave a [ __ ] And I was01:49:47
taking Civil War history. I was locked01:49:49
in. Dude, this guy [ __ ] loved me. It01:49:51
was me and 10 other [ __ ] low IQ guys01:49:54
jacking off. [laughter]01:49:55
And I was just like, "Oh, so what01:49:56
actually happened at the Battle of01:49:57
Sporting Hill?"01:49:58
[cough and clears throat]01:49:59
He was like, "That's a great question."01:50:01
It was nice.01:50:02
>> Tour guides. You ever go to a01:50:03
battlefield?01:50:04
>> No. Not that I think of,01:50:06
>> bro. Have01:50:08
>> a tour guide and go to a battlefield.01:50:09
Shit's awesome.01:50:10
>> I don't think I ever have.01:50:11
any battlefield. It's awesome.01:50:14
>> They know everything. It's their whole01:50:15
life.01:50:16
>> They just live it.01:50:17
>> They [ __ ] are there every day. They01:50:19
know every single thing.01:50:20
>> It's awesome.01:50:21
>> It's a little weird.01:50:22
>> It's a little weird, but it's cool to be01:50:24
a part of. >> Yeah.01:50:25
>> Yeah.01:50:26
>> Okay, I'll go with you.01:50:27
>> You can you can get a [clears throat]01:50:28
guy to like at Gettysburg. You can get01:50:29
him in your car and you just drive the01:50:32
battlefield. >> Why don't we just go to the Alamo?01:50:34
>> That would be awesome.01:50:35
>> That's that anybody could do.01:50:37
>> I don't know much about Texas history. I01:50:39
don't know >> because it was always01:50:41
>> I don't know a whole lot. I know a lot01:50:42
about that.01:50:43
>> We get we get a Comanche tour. We could01:50:46
get >> That's what we need.01:50:47
>> There had to be a battle.01:50:48
>> Oh yeah.01:50:49
>> But see, it always felt like it was like01:50:50
light cavalry and like skirmishes.01:50:52
>> Well, there's a lot of that, too. The01:50:54
the the real thing that changed was the01:50:56
pistol and they figured out how to make01:50:57
a revolver because those dudes with01:50:59
musketss did not stand a [ __ ] chance.01:51:02
[laughter] [ __ ] I missed.01:51:04
>> All right, I got 15 minutes. This01:51:07
fucker's flying. guys got jacked. The01:51:09
thing about the Comanches, too, is they01:51:11
were really good at riding horses and01:51:12
shooting arrows off the horses. So, they01:51:14
just run right at him and shoot fill01:51:16
them up with arrows. >> Think about that, though. Like, you see01:51:18
an Indian,01:51:19
>> you go, "All right, well, this has01:51:20
worked before out east. I could just sit01:51:22
here and shoot at him." Guy's riding on01:51:24
the side of his horse shooting arrows at01:51:26
you.01:51:27
The body of his horse,01:51:28
>> he's doing tricks and then he's going to01:51:30
eat my family.01:51:31
>> He's going to do some weird [ __ ]01:51:33
>> They did some weird [ __ ] to people.01:51:35
>> Yeah. >> Did you ever read Empire of the Summer01:51:36
Moon? Bro,01:51:37
>> incredible.01:51:39
>> The scene that they describe where they01:51:41
chopped this guy's arms and legs off and01:51:43
then threw him on the fire while he was01:51:45
still alive to watch him squirm.01:51:49
I was like, you and he was like, that's01:51:51
why they never surrendered.01:51:54
They didn't have surrender in their01:51:57
thought process.01:51:58
Die or kill you.01:51:59
>> Yeah, they're doing the weirdest [ __ ]01:52:01
possible. You got to die after that.01:52:03
>> You can't go, "All right, I'll just go01:52:04
to jail." And they were doing that to01:52:06
other Native Americans, too, by the way.01:52:08
That that's what this was about. Like01:52:10
they would their favorite thing was to01:52:12
go on raiding parties.01:52:15
>> Yo, damn. He's just trying to sleep. Yo,01:52:18
>> got to cut your arms and legs off.01:52:19
>> That's why you can't have that CPAP on.01:52:25
>> You don't hear the01:52:27
>> You don't hear the full throttle.01:52:29
>> You ever see Hostiles?01:52:30
>> Um,01:52:31
>> it's uh Christian Bale. I don't think I01:52:34
did.01:52:35
>> You would love it.01:52:36
>> I'm sure I'd love it.01:52:37
>> It [ __ ] rules.01:52:38
>> I don't think I did. >> The opening scene.01:52:39
>> What year was that, friend?01:52:40
>> 2017.01:52:41
>> Yeah.01:52:42
>> No, I definitely didn't. >> Opening scene is some Comanches01:52:44
attacking uh of Settlers. It's [ __ ]01:52:48
great. >> Show me what the the poster looks like.01:52:49
I've seen too many movies, dude. My01:52:51
brain is >> Hostiles rules.01:52:52
>> Does it?01:52:53
>> Yeah.01:52:56
>> No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it,01:52:57
but I did good things about it.01:52:59
>> Shalom's in that. It's almost like01:53:00
there's too many [ __ ] movies and too01:53:03
many good ones slip through the cracks.01:53:06
>> Oh no, this is start from the beginning.01:53:08
>> You can't watch it. Skip ahead to get01:53:10
some visuals here. I can't even really01:53:12
show it on screen.01:53:15
>> It's uh01:53:16
>> they're getting attacked.01:53:17
>> This guy going, "Fuck it. They're going01:53:18
to take the horses. I'd rather die."01:53:20
[laughter]01:53:24
>> Yeah,01:53:26
>> it looks familiar.01:53:27
>> It's great. Maybe I did see it.01:53:30
>> Anyway, yeah, that was But uh you know01:53:32
what I'd like to see is the Little Big01:53:33
Horn. [clears throat] Never been up01:53:35
there. Kuster's Last Stand.01:53:37
>> That'd be a cool one.01:53:38
>> Where's that?01:53:39
>> Uh Dakotas's01:53:42
South Dakota.01:53:43
>> I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong.01:53:46
It's one of the Dakotas.01:53:48
Um01:53:49
>> yeah, that's got to be weird to stand on01:53:50
the ground where all those people died.01:53:52
That's a good one because he was there01:53:54
to hunt them and he ended up running01:53:56
into like the biggest congregation of01:54:00
Native Americans ever. Yeah. [ __ ]01:54:02
smoke. >> They all got together.01:54:03
>> Yeah.01:54:06
>> Oh, Montana. What am I [ __ ] idiot?01:54:09
>> Damn.01:54:10
>> Out in the middle of nowhere.01:54:12
>> Wow.01:54:14
Imagine the01:54:16
just the visual of thinking you're01:54:19
chasing them down and you're hunting01:54:20
them. You're on the attack and you go01:54:22
over the hill and you're like, "Oh [ __ ]01:54:25
no."01:54:26
>> Yeah.01:54:29
>> What is this? A reenactment?01:54:30
>> That's just where it is. That's what it01:54:32
looks like there. >> They probably reenact it every year just01:54:34
like the Civil War dorks do.01:54:35
[clears throat] >> I've been to those. I love those.01:54:37
[laughter]01:54:38
I go to Gettysburg. I go to Gettysburg01:54:40
and watch it. It was so sick.01:54:42
>> That's [clears throat] hilarious. >> It was awesome.01:54:43
>> That was hilarious.01:54:44
>> Yeah. Little big one would be a sick01:54:46
one.01:54:48
I was watching this dude uh he had a01:54:50
truck uh a YouTube video and he was01:54:53
doing like some upgrade to this truck01:54:56
and he point to the front uh license01:54:59
plate and he said oh and here we got a01:55:02
Mississippi license plate and I was like01:55:04
what is that? Have you seen the01:55:06
Mississippi the the Mississippi flag for01:55:09
the license?01:55:10
>> Was it just the Confederate flag?01:55:11
>> It kind of you [laughter] seen the01:55:14
Mississippi flag. See if you can find01:55:16
the Mississippi plaque. Cuz he had a01:55:17
Mississippi flag. I [ __ ] it up. But01:55:18
for his front license plate and I was01:55:20
like, "Wait a minute."01:55:21
>> Yeah, Mississippi held it down for I01:55:23
think they might still be holding it01:55:25
down. [laughter]01:55:26
>> I think a recent update, but I think01:55:29
that's what [clears throat] it used to01:55:30
look like.01:55:31
>> Okay, that's crazy. That is so wild. Ah,01:55:36
so sick. [laughter]01:55:37
I don't give a [ __ ] dude. It's [ __ ]01:55:40
sick. Obviously, I understand people01:55:42
having a problem with it. I get it. I01:55:44
think. Well, >> I bet that changed kind of crazy.01:55:46
>> 2021.01:55:47
>> That's kind of crazy that they kept that01:55:48
Confederate flag in there for so long.01:55:50
>> Oh, wait.01:55:52
>> Yeah. 202001:55:53
>> from 1996 to 2020.01:55:55
>> So that's what it was. So what is it01:55:57
currently?01:55:58
>> Pre96 might have been just the current01:56:01
>> Oh, they turned into a flower.01:56:05
>> That's what it is currently. It's a01:56:07
flower.01:56:08
>> That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for01:56:11
this dude in his truck.01:56:17
That's the01:56:19
state flags back then were so sick. You01:56:22
at Gettysburg you can see all the like01:56:24
the battle flags they had. South had01:56:27
some good ones.01:56:28
>> Did they? >> North typically stuck with the [ __ ]01:56:31
American flag. But every, you know, your01:56:34
state, it was all state pride. It was01:56:35
[ __ ] cool. They all had [ __ ]01:56:37
slogans. They would talk [ __ ] It01:56:39
[laughter] was [ __ ] awesome. It's so01:56:41
cool.01:56:42
>> [clears throat] >> Yeah, they were basically Europe and01:56:43
they had reputations a bunch of01:56:44
countries01:56:45
>> 1894.01:56:48
>> Wow. >> Took down 2020.01:56:50
I01:56:51
>> think when they were doing all the rest of Confederate monument stuff that01:56:53
probably got01:56:54
>> also Mississippi boys.01:56:56
>> Crazy. They wait. Imagine if somebody01:56:58
still had a swastika in their flag and01:57:00
they were just rocking that.01:57:02
>> Like what?01:57:03
>> Right. Come on. Come on. It's [ __ ]01:57:04
>> Come on. It's just a part of it.01:57:06
>> It's historical.01:57:07
>> It's German. We're German.01:57:09
>> It's part of our thing. Yeah, they had01:57:11
good ones and they you would like that.01:57:13
Each group had like they had reputations01:57:15
like uh I think it was the Iron Brigade.01:57:18
It was like these Midwest freaks. So01:57:20
they were all like German and Norwegian.01:57:22
They were all [ __ ] huge,01:57:24
>> right? >> And like they wore big tall black hats01:57:27
to make them even taller. And like the01:57:29
Confederate generals would see those01:57:30
black hats and be like, "Fuck, get out01:57:32
of there." I don't know if that Well,01:57:34
whatever. They ruled.01:57:37
>> It's fun. There was a Louisiana01:57:38
>> silly hat. Louisiana Tigers. They would01:57:40
[ __ ] get you. They're a bunch of01:57:42
>> Imagine like dressing up. Like look at01:57:44
that photo. Pull that photo up again01:57:46
that you showed the earlier one.01:57:48
>> The one where they're all like standing01:57:49
there with their suits on. Imagine01:57:51
getting dressed up real nice to go kill01:57:54
people.01:57:55
Look at that. That's so weird.01:57:57
>> No, I like I'd rather get killed by a01:57:59
guy [ __ ] dressed up.01:58:00
>> Click on the one in the upper right01:58:02
corner. The the left hand thumbnails01:58:04
upper right. Oh yeah, right there. Look01:58:06
at that dude.01:58:07
>> That's a good guy. He could shoot me.01:58:08
>> But just imagine like this is how you're01:58:11
getting dressed up to go to war. It's so01:58:13
weird looking.01:58:15
>> This is a goofy hat.01:58:16
>> Full- on pose photo with like a fake01:58:18
background like you take at a01:58:20
>> Good point. Show them the uh01:58:21
>> Good point. You could do that with like01:58:22
Marines, right? And military dress,01:58:24
right? >> No, they would wear No, they didn't have01:58:26
Show them the Zave.01:58:28
>> What's a Zuave?01:58:29
>> You're going to like their outfits.01:58:30
>> Yeah, they little gay boy outfits01:58:33
[ __ ] people [laughter] up.01:58:38
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z O U V E S, I think.01:58:43
>> Yeah, it's01:58:44
>> Oh, boy.01:58:45
>> Swag, dude.01:58:46
>> Whoa. Where were they?01:58:48
>> Uh01:58:49
>> MC Hammerpants.01:58:50
>> Where they were?01:58:51
>> They were in the north. They were breaking uh01:58:54
New York.01:58:56
>> No, really,01:58:58
>> dude. Hold this thought. I have to pee.01:58:59
>> I'm with you.01:59:00
>> We'll be right back. >> So, who are these uh African fellas?01:59:03
They're from Africa. No, they they01:59:05
swaggerjacked the French North African.01:59:08
>> Oh, so the other guys were where though01:59:11
that swagger jacked. Where were they?01:59:12
>> I think I think uh New York I think I01:59:15
think the Irish brigade might have tried01:59:17
it. Could be wrong,01:59:19
>> bro. When I first saw gangs in New York,01:59:20
I was like, "Wait, this happened, too?"01:59:22
>> Yeah.01:59:24
>> What?01:59:26
>> So, these are the guys?01:59:27
>> Yeah, it's good. Good swag.01:59:30
>> Where did they live, though?01:59:33
Uh, I think if you look up Zave's01:59:36
American Civil War,01:59:37
>> so these guys fought in the Civil War01:59:39
dressed like that.01:59:40
>> Yeah.01:59:42
>> Wow.01:59:44
>> American.01:59:45
>> Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch01:59:46
of dudes and everyone's dressing like,01:59:49
>> bro, that was the drip.01:59:51
[laughter]01:59:52
That was the coolest group of dudes.01:59:54
>> Look at these guys.01:59:56
>> What's with the hats? That's a crazy01:59:58
look.02:00:01
So how many of those those were from the02:00:05
area where this02:00:06
>> Chicago formed the for first one.02:00:08
>> Huh. He formed the first American02:00:11
company inspired by North African light02:00:13
infantry known as the Zuavees that had02:00:16
won distinction in both Algeria and02:00:18
Crimea.02:00:19
Bro, that part of the world.02:00:24
That's one of the things about like when02:00:26
Russian fighters fight in the UFC, I02:00:29
always have to like I got my little02:00:30
calculations like this guy, he he looks02:00:33
good. I'm like, he's from where?02:00:36
>> Oh, he's from Chetchna.02:00:39
>> Well, he's going to win.02:00:40
>> Well, he's probably going to [ __ ] this02:00:41
guy up.02:00:42
>> Check out what the description is here.02:00:44
A fellow who can pull up a 110B02:00:48
dumbbell. Who can climb up an 80 foot02:00:51
rope hand overhand with a barrel flower02:00:53
hanging to his heels? Hanging to his02:00:56
heels. I don't know what that means. Who02:00:58
can jump 17 feet 4 in high without a02:01:02
springboard. >> 17 ft [laughter] high.02:01:05
>> Who can they must? Who can tie his legs02:01:08
in a double bow knot round his neck02:01:10
without previously softening his shin02:01:13
bones in a steam bath? What?02:01:16
>> Who can take a five shooting revolver in02:01:19
each hand and knock the spots off the 1002:01:21
of diamonds at 80 paces, turning02:01:24
somersaults all the time, and firing02:01:26
every shot in the air. That's a zuave.02:01:29
All right. Whose quote is this?02:01:31
>> That's a silly quote. Here you go.02:01:34
>> A drunk zombester. [laughter]02:01:37
>> He was gay for the zombies.02:01:38
>> Yeah. I'll tell you what they can do.02:01:40
>> This guy. This guy's doing back flips02:01:43
and shooting cards.02:01:44
>> Yeah. It's supposed to be an02:01:45
exaggeration apparently.02:01:46
>> Of course. [laughter]02:01:49
>> [ __ ] 20 ft.02:01:50
>> Nobody can do that.02:01:51
>> At first I was with you though.02:01:52
>> He said he shot the the spades at 8002:01:56
yards. What did he say? 80 paces.02:01:58
>> Yeah. Says Americans were going nuts02:02:00
over the new kind of fighting force.02:02:02
80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 8002:02:05
paces?02:02:06
>> What does that mean when they say 8002:02:08
paces? >> I got it right, New York. I feel good02:02:10
about that.02:02:11
>> So, it's just like if you just a full02:02:13
step,02:02:14
>> I guess. >> But it's everybody's step is longer or02:02:16
shorter.02:02:17
>> True.02:02:18
>> True. >> So, what is it like02:02:21
>> you're shooting a card with a a [ __ ]02:02:23
musket at 80 yards? You know how02:02:24
[ __ ] that is?02:02:25
>> If you're doing a draw or a duel against02:02:27
a short guy, you're [ __ ] dude. He's02:02:28
going to hit 10 paces real quick.02:02:30
[laughter]02:02:31
You get shot in the back.02:02:32
>> I think everybody has a count.02:02:35
>> Is ready. Aim. Fire. You02:02:38
>> 10 paces.02:02:40
>> This is the This is the first guy. It02:02:41
also says he was the first Union officer02:02:43
to die in combat. [laughter]02:02:45
>> He's a dork.02:02:47
>> He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool02:02:49
clothes. He got shot. [laughter]02:02:50
>> Yeah. My first thought is how would the02:02:51
how would a law student in Chicago have02:02:53
read about these guys fighting in, you02:02:55
know, in Africa? He was a dork. Read a02:02:57
newspaper article.02:02:58
>> Yeah.02:02:59
He probably was like way too into02:03:01
looking good and not really thinking02:03:02
about the war part of it.02:03:03
>> He says, you know,02:03:04
>> then all a sudden first Manasses comes02:03:07
around.02:03:08
>> You go, we're going to whip them. Watch02:03:10
out. They have guns, too.02:03:12
>> Yeah, there's some good last quotes from02:03:15
Gettysburg02:03:16
>> or from just the Civil War. They're02:03:18
hilarious because it's guys talking like02:03:19
that back like02:03:21
>> I just remember one from Gettysburg02:03:23
where a guy's last quote was like, "What02:03:24
are you guys ducking for? I couldn't hit02:03:26
an elephant from that distance and get02:03:27
shot [laughter] in the head.02:03:29
>> Who said that to him?02:03:30
>> Uh, he said02:03:31
>> that said that to like a transcriber.02:03:32
>> All of his boys All his boys were02:03:34
ducking and hiding behind rocks and he02:03:36
was like, "Come on, what are you guys02:03:37
[ __ ] They couldn't hit an elephant02:03:38
from this distance."02:03:39
>> Oh, popped.02:03:40
>> Get popped in the head.02:03:42
>> Tough last one.02:03:43
>> Yeah. You want your last words to be02:03:45
cool?02:03:46
>> How accurate were those rifles even?02:03:49
Like the rifles that they used. So they02:03:51
used ball02:03:53
they used those little balls. started02:03:54
getting rifling.02:03:55
>> They started getting rifling real02:03:57
bullets. >> So eight Gettysburg was 63. So by then02:04:00
they were definitely02:04:01
>> right because the Comanche when they02:04:04
were fighting the Comanche that they had02:04:06
already introduced the Colt02:04:08
>> I think in like02:04:10
>> 1850.02:04:12
When did uh Colt invent the revolver?02:04:15
>> Oh, here it goes. >> Revolver here.02:04:16
>> I feel like officers have02:04:17
>> What year is this? So 186102:04:21
um is um it says model 1861. That's a02:04:24
rifled musket.02:04:26
>> 1855. That's another rifled musket.02:04:31
>> It says rifle. Okay. It It doesn't say02:04:33
rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has02:04:35
a flint lock. Like the whole thing. It02:04:37
looks the same, but then Navy Colt Navy02:04:40
revolver. It doesn't say what year.02:04:42
>> I just02:04:43
>> Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War.02:04:45
So, they had revolvers.02:04:47
>> At least.02:04:48
>> Okay. >> Yeah. At least the officers did. And02:04:50
then the cavalry had those carbines.02:04:53
>> And yeah, scroll back up again to that02:04:55
image.02:04:57
>> The one that you just showed.02:04:58
>> It's a little better.02:04:59
>> Oh, okay. Um, so those bottom ones, they02:05:02
look like actual rifles. That looks like02:05:05
a like a long pistol, right?02:05:08
So I bet they had a bullet,02:05:11
right? Those aren't musketss, right?02:05:13
>> Top this mini ball thing. Mhm.02:05:18
>> Interesting.02:05:20
But they definitely had like02:05:21
>> it seems like they had pistols.02:05:23
>> The South definitely had some guys with02:05:24
some musketss coming out.02:05:25
>> So what year did Colt invent the pistol?02:05:28
Because I think they started using them.02:05:30
The Texas Rangers started using them02:05:32
first before the military even used02:05:34
them. That was the story in Empire of02:05:36
the Summer Moon, right?02:05:40
>> Which is crazy that someone wouldn't02:05:42
want to buy something that can shoot02:05:43
five rounds.02:05:44
>> 36. Damn.02:05:45
>> Wow. 1836. The revolver02:05:49
>> 183102:05:50
was 36.02:05:51
>> He invented the first practical revolver02:05:53
in 1831. Received a US patent for the02:05:56
revolving cylinder design on February02:05:58
25th, 1836. So in 1831, this02:06:02
[ __ ] invented it. 1836 he gets02:06:04
the patent and nobody wanted it. We02:06:07
don't want it. We don't want to pay for02:06:08
your [ __ ] crazy revolver.02:06:10
>> Oh, you can stab with that. [laughter]02:06:12
I'm an old school musket guy.02:06:16
>> You know,02:06:17
>> I want to take 10 minutes.02:06:18
>> This guy shot.02:06:20
>> There's guys that are like old school in02:06:21
everything.02:06:22
>> There's going to be always always guys02:06:23
that are old school musket guys. Look at02:06:25
that thing. Wow. What is that little02:06:28
thing on the side? Is that the02:06:29
gunpowder?02:06:32
That doesn't make sense. Like how did02:06:34
that work? That they do have like when02:06:37
did they invent bullets? might have had02:06:38
to put I think they had to make their02:06:40
own bullets like on02:06:42
>> Oh my god. They had to make their own02:06:43
bullets. That's crazy. Of course.02:06:45
>> Yeah. Right.02:06:46
>> Yeah. >> If you ran out.02:06:47
>> So you probably have the cartridges. You02:06:49
pack all your [ __ ] in there and you02:06:50
got your little fake top. I bet they02:06:52
sucked. I bet they half the time they02:06:55
didn't go off, right?02:06:56
>> Yeah. They probably had the gun before02:06:57
they had the ammo invented, right?02:07:00
>> Maybe. >> Yeah, probably.02:07:03
>> Right. How would he even would have I02:07:04
bet the first one they had handmade02:07:06
ammo. When did they start mass-producing02:07:08
ammo where you could just go buy ammo?02:07:10
>> I think that would be like World War I.02:07:12
>> No,02:07:14
>> slightly. I've actually just read about02:07:15
this. I mean, a little bit before02:07:17
>> the American Civil War, they would have02:07:18
mass-produced ammo02:07:19
>> some, but we didn't have giant factories02:07:21
back then because they started02:07:22
converting factories to do stuff.02:07:24
>> Wow.02:07:26
>> And then big war comes and you may start02:07:28
making money off it.02:07:31
>> That's a problem that like manufacturing02:07:33
goes big up when there's a nice fat war.02:07:36
People get real excited. A lot of jobs.02:07:38
It's like, don't get addicted to that.02:07:41
>> Well, maybe we did. [clears throat]02:07:43
>> Oh, we definitely did. Imagine like02:07:46
growing up in the 50s. The kind of02:07:47
patriotism people must have had after02:07:49
winning World War II.02:07:50
>> You'd feel so Dude, that'd be so sick.02:07:52
>> Would be incredible.02:07:53
>> Be awesome.02:07:54
>> It must have been amazing. We were02:07:56
[ __ ] Americans. We saved the world.02:07:58
>> That was the narrative.02:08:00
>> And then Vietnam02:08:01
>> [ __ ] it all up. And people couldn't02:08:03
believe it. I thought we were the good02:08:05
guys. We went to the good wars.02:08:08
Just makes you wonder how many times02:08:10
have we been tricked.02:08:12
Like how many times have people been02:08:13
tricked?02:08:15
>> Don't get into that.02:08:16
>> A lot. [laughter]02:08:17
>> Don't get into that thought process.02:08:19
>> I love getting Wait a second.02:08:22
>> What's that, Jamie?02:08:23
>> Just celebrations of victory day when02:08:25
>> Yeah. Look at all these people holding02:08:27
up signs that say peace. Everybody's so02:08:30
happy. They know they're get to live.02:08:32
You only get that happy when you think02:08:33
you were going to die. If there was no02:08:35
war and these people just said, "Let's02:08:38
have a celebration for being an02:08:39
American."02:08:40
>> Black guy dead center. That's nice.02:08:42
>> How do you get everybody to look at theDescription:
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