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[music]
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Oh, no. It's fine. I can work with this.
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People loved FDR.
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Hello,
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>> Olivia.
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>> Oh, hell no.
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>> [music]
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>> Well, hello. It's me, Riley, at Riley's
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Believe It or Not. Do you believe it? I
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do. I'm here with the world's tallest
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man. Thought he was going to fall over
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forward, didn't you? Hey, welcome. We've
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got a lot of scary stories today.
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[music] Things that you won't believe.
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things that I do believe that you might
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not believe, but you're going to believe
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it. Okay, guys. The puppet got murdered.
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Isn't that spooky? Isn't that scary?
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It's pretty spooky to me. But guys,
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we've got tons of stuff today, including
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a scale replica of the Queen Mary. We
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took the smallest Queen Mary and we blew
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it up to scale. [music]
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[screaming]
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>> Get your legs off. >> What are you going to do about it?
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>> Get your legs off my desk. [music]
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>> What are you going to do about this?
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>> Is this scary? Okay, we've got tons of
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stuff in my store. Let's take a look
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around over here. We've got a picture of
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me from the 1950s.
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This was me before I got my deep plane
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facelift. That's the one that uh Lindsay
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Lohan had. That was my freakiest Friday.
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Let's move on. This man, he makes this
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face. I've met him once. He could only
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make this face. That one or this one?
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Cuz he was full of joy. Can you make
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that face? Let me try.
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>> [music]
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>> It doesn't work. My face is normal.
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We're going to go to the haunted house
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for the 1%. That's a sketch that you
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didn't know that was made, but it was
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made. They say it's the worst sketch
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ever written, but really it's a rejected
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sketch. That's what I did. That's what I
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did. I wrote that sketch. Here we go.
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Hello, friends and family. I, Jang
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Angelica Monroe,
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welcome you to the preview night for the
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haunted house for the 1%.
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God, it gives me goosebumps just looking
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at it. Okay, pop your Xanax and come
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[music] with me if you dare.
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Oh, what could that be? complimentary
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waters,
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but they're not sparkling.
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Now, this next room has a jump scare
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where someone enters and says,
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"Actually, I'm the manager." But then he
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says, "Actually,
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I'm your manager." [screaming]
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Suzanne, manners,
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please remember, they work for us, not
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visa. Visa [snorts]
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next room.
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>> Actually, I am the manager. [screaming]
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>> Suzanne, really? This is the preview.
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What did I tell you? Save it for
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tomorrow.
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>> Yes, mother.
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>> Oh my god.
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What's this? A phone ringing, ringing,
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ringing. But your assistant,
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where is your assistant?
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Who will coordinate the event?
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>> Yes, Suzanne. Now, what could be next?
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And Jangelica Monroe's haunted house for
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the 1%.
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Oh, no. Would you look at that? No
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driver. Looks like we will have to walk
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through skid row.
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Come on. Oh god. Don't look at them in
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the eye. They're not people.
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>> Did anyone else feel like we could help
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them, but we don't want to?
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>> Oh, yes. >> Why would we?
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>> Absolutely. If we wish.
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>> All right. onto one of the scariest
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rooms we have.
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>> Oh my god, my life-threatening disease
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has been cured.
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>> I love you, Mom. I thought I was going
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to lose you.
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>> I love you, too.
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>> Thank you, doctor. How much do I owe you
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for my healthcare?
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>> Why? What do you mean? Healthc care is
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free. [screaming]
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>> No.
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I'm so sick. My god. Healthcare for all
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isn't real and it never will be. All
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right. Now, on to our last room. My
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husband tells me it's the scariest of
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them all. You know, he's even kept it
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secret from me. Okay. Oh,
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there's nothing.
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An envelope. Very scary, Jeff.
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to
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Jangelica.
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I'm Jangelica. [music]
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Oh. Oh. A divorce. But but but I signed
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a prenup. I
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I don't have any money.
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>> I'm bored.
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>> Poor Angelica.
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Poor
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Angelica.
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>> Poor Angelica. Poor Angelica. Poor
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Angelica. Poor Angelica.
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No. No. No. No. It's not true. No. No. I
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am.
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>> No. I am power. I am power. [laughter]
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No. Please. Please.
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No. No. [screaming]
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No.
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Put some salt on the rich and gobble
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them up. Hi, it's me, Robert Ripley, at
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the top of my musical stairs. Are you
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ready to hear the Ripley's Believe It or
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Not official theme song? Official
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trademark. Do you believe it? Okay.
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Believe it or not, you better believe it
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if you don't believe it. Get out of my
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store. That's my official theme song.
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You can buy it today on iTunes because
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this is 2006. You too can have fun with
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just two stairs if you take my whimsy
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pill. Sold now in [music] CVS, Target,
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and Walmart. You can find it on the
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bottom shelf under the Tums. Hey,
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there's one big one at the front of my
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store. You saw it already, but now
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there's going to be more animatronics.
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They're going to audition for what I'm
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told is Halloween. Let's go see it.
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>> I'm George. I go by Gio.
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>> Hi. Uh, my name is Linda Williams. Hi,
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I'm Berkeley. And I'll be reading for
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the role of bent backwards screaming
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girl.
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>> Great. Whenever you're ready.
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>> Come back, mommy.
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Come back.
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Oh.
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>> [screaming]
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>> I'll be reading for the role of 67
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zombie number five. I'm 5'11, so I'll
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need stilts.
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>> I want your flesh and brains so bad. I
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want to put them in my scalding sack.
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Hot. So slap it up, you flesh puppy.
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>> I WANT YOUR FLESH AND BRAIN SO BAD. I
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WANT TO PUT THEM IN MY SCALDING HOT SACK
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AND SLURP IT UP, YOU LITTLE FLESH PUPPY.
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>> I want YOUR FLESH AND BRAIN SO BAD. I
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WANT TO PUT THEM IN my scalding hot
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throat and slurp it up. You little flesh
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puppy. >> Is that
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>> any direction or
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>> great?
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>> This is jump scare Bob. Move over. MY
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BALLS ARE BLEEDING.
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>> MOVE OVER. MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING.
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Move over. My balls ARE BLEEDING. MOVE
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OVER. My balls are bleeding. Move over.
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MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING.
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>> Do you want to see that again?
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>> No, that's okay.
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>> I can give you something different.
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>> Nope. Uh, this is ugly hack jump scare.
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>> I'm a hack.
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>> Boo. I'm a hack. Boom.
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Boom. Hug. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. I'M A HACK.
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I'M A HAG.
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>> I'm a hug.
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>> Um, this is big black crow with yellow
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eyes. Where is Xander Lumis?
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The last I saw of him, he was walking up
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the hill.
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>> Where is Xander Lumis?
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The last I saw [music] him, he was
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walking up the hill.
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>> Oh, this is like a crow.
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>> Where is Xander Lumis?
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>> The last time I saw him, he was walking
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up the hill and he was the last orphans
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of the plague. Xander Lumis is in your
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mind.
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>> Xander Lumis is in the grace.
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>> Xander Lumis is up upon a hill with a
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big smiling face. [screaming]
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>> Um, this is ugly orphan girl with five
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knives in her forehead.
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>> Little mommy.
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Little mommy, I don't feel so well.
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>> Little mommy, I don't feel so well.
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>> Why are these knives?
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>> I'm a little girl.
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>> No. Little mommy, I don't feel so well.
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No, it's like a it's like a little girl,
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right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
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>> And that can we hear your bark into a
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dying sound?
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[groaning]
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[cough]
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>> [screaming]
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>> I'm a pig.
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>> Okay, thank you. That was great.
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>> Did you want these back?
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>> That's okay. >> I can It's okay.
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>> I can keep them.
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>> Yes.
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>> Do you want to see anything else?
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>> Nope.
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>> Nailed it.
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>> Security. Mary had a little lamb and she
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said, "Whoa, that's crazy."
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>> You know what was scary was that Arasha
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girl being a robot. Hated that a lot.
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And you know what? I want to stuff her
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and put her in my store. Do you believe
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that art is real? Look at this.
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Now, this also grinds espresso.
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Do you believe it?
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>> I'm in jail. Don't believe it. That's
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not true. Just a wall. But I do sleep in
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here. It's very hot. There's little bugs
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and a turtle. Believe it or not, these
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bugs aren't real. Hey, I'm going to
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crawl out. You wait for me. Up next,
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there's going to be more puppet murder.
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Can you go to jail for puppet murder?
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I've murdered a puppet before. Do you
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believe it? I've tried it. It doesn't
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work. They're not alive.
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>> Okay, so that is one point to team tits
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for knowing that minerals are in
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drinking water.
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>> We're team tits.
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>> Would you rather be team ass?
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>> You guys, I just got an alert. The
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Rancho Cukamongo killer has escaped.
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Locked doors. Stay inside. Angela, get
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your stuff. We need to go.
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>> Okay, I'm just going to grab my coffee
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and then we can go.
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>> Shane's on a coffee run.
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>> Should we call Shane?
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>> Guys, will you just chill? OKAY, CHILL
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THE [ __ ] OUT. WE ARE perfectly safe in
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our Rancho Cucamonga headquarters. We
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got security all over the place.
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>> Okay, you're right. You're right.
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>> Can we just get back to trivia?
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Did anybody else see that?
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>> See what?
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See what? ANGELA, SEE WHAT? NO. OKAY.
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NO. NO. NO. NO. I am leaving. [ __ ]
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y'all. [ __ ] this. I'M NOT GOING TO DIE
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TODAY. [screaming]
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>> MY DAY RAVE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ALL THIS.
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>> I think we should leave, too.
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>> Okay, fine. But we need a plan, right?
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[screaming] No.
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[groaning]
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We need to gather some [music] weapons.
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>> Uh, call the police, but most
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importantly, we need to stay together.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> Good plan. We're going to be totally
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fine. [music] I think I'm going to go
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find some big sword or some [ __ ]
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>> Wait, wait, Angela. What did I just say?
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>> Oh, sorry.
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>> Jeez. Come on.
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>> SLOW DOWN.
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SLOW DOWN. [laughter]
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>> Keep going.
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[screaming]
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[crying]
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>> Wow. As my good friend Bill said, "Oh my
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god, don't you want to look at this
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every day? I've got my own in my
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bedroom." Welcome to the animal gallery.
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I've got my incredible find right here.
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This is a big old cow head. You bet you
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can tell based on how large and cow it
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is. Now, I can't even believe it and I'm
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right here next to it. And it does have
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a scent. Anyway, uh I hope that puppet
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murder wasn't too spooky for you
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children at home. But what I've got here
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is even spookier to people who don't
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believe in fun things. Let's take a
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look. They say two legs are better than
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none. And this cow said, "Let me put it
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on my head."
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Now, every night before I go to bed, I
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got to make sure all my heads are
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accounted for. Let's take a count. One,
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two, three, four, five with legs. Six,
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seven tiny rocks. One of them is not
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real. You'll have to come to my
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wonderful store and read a plaque to
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find out which one it is. Personally, I
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don't like reading my plaques because I
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know everything because I live here. Am
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I towering above you now? Ooh, spooky.
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Can you believe it? No, you're fine.
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Let's take a look at this Coca-Cola
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machine. What could be inside this
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Coca-Cola machine? Is it whimsy? Is it
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fear? [music] Is it the mysteries of the
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universe?
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It's actually a looping snake sound. All
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right. Next, we've got two sentence
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horror stories from our favorite in-law,
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Stephen King's other son. To believe or
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not to believe.
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Do you, Cal? I believe it. That's one of
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us. [music]
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Bye, my wife said as she boarded the
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plane. But I wasn't by. I was gay.
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Angela put on her glasses so she could
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actually see. When she did, she finally
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could see she wasn't at work. She was in
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hell. The cigarette fell from my lips as
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Smokey the Bear approached. But it
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wasn't Smokey to bear. It was Freddy
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Fazbear.
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Before you stands a disgusting, horrific
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creature. You then realize you're
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actually standing in front of a mirror.
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I like your 13- ft skeleton, my neighbor
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admired from the sidewalk. Thanks, I
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replied. My uncle was a very tall man.
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I used to work the night shift at
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Macy's. Most of my time was spent
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putting the mannequins back in [music]
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their spots whenever they tried to
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escape.
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I sighed in relief as I lowered myself
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into the soothing hot bubble bath. "Room
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for two?" asked the brave little
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toaster. [music]
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"I've never been with a woman before," I
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say as I slowly undress. "And you never
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will," replies Dog, the bounty [music]
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hunter. "It was a normal day at the zoo.
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That was until the chimpanzeees [music]
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got out. They say you swallow eight
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spiders in your sleep every year. I
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ponder as I lay in bed on New Year's
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Eve, having not swallowed any this year.
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I then notice eight [music] spiders
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slowly falling from the ceiling toward
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my mouth. The moon looks extra bright
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tonight, I thought. That's when the
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other moon appeared, and I realized in
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horror that they weren't moons, they
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were eyes.
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Now, this is actually a fetish god. It's
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a you put nails in it and you fill it
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with hate and all that. But guess what?
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I held the title of fetish god during
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the 1999 fetish competition. Women say
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that I'm like a rabbit cuz my foot is
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lucky. Take a look at that black.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't Miriam.
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Listen, we've all got some shrunken
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heads in our closet. My shrunken head in
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my closet is [music] that I was a
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cartoonist. Am I Can I have her here? Am
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I allowed to do this? Uhoh, we've got
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another sticker. That means I'm going to
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touch it. Here we go.
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[screaming]
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Did you believe it? I've got a lot of
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things that I know that happen in here
00:17:09
because it's my place and I do the
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things. Hey, Sagastra, give me a call.
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But I'm not available because I'm in the
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store. Goodbye. You know I love you, but
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it's time to swap you out. We swap stuff
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out here at Ripley. You know that we got
00:17:22
new stuff all the time. You were new
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once, so now you're old. You're leaving.
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You know what else is leaving is the
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costumes that we don't want to do
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anymore for Halloween. Let's see that
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toss to the segment.
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Gotcha.
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Come in. [clears throat] Come in.
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>> Hey, you wanted to see me?
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>> Yes. Take a seat, sexy cop. Listen, it's
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not easy to say this, but we're retiring
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your costume.
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>> Wait, sorry. What do you mean? Here is
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your last check. You can leave your
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plastic gun and badge on my desk [music]
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before you leave.
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>> Oh, hold on. Hold on. I'm I'm a classic
00:18:01
costume. You can't just retire me.
00:18:04
>> Look, people just don't really vibe with
00:18:06
cops anymore. Okay. I I mean, at first
00:18:08
thought, they think of cops killing or
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maming people. I mean, that's not fun,
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right? It It doesn't really fit the
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criteria of [music] a good Halloween
00:18:17
costume anymore. It's It's not silly.
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It's not a meme or [music] a celebrity.
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It's not spooky. You know what I mean?
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>> No. No, I don't know what you mean.
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Killing or maming people is spooky in a
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way. >> In a very scary, dangerous way. Not in a
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fun way. It's incredibly sad, actually.
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Okay, look, you had a good run. We had
00:18:43
some fun out there, but every costume's
00:18:46
got to retire. Hey, you remember old
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Dick in the Box? He had a couple of good
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years.
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>> Yeah. Look, I'm not just regular cop.
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I'm
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sexy cop.
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>> Don't ever [ __ ] do that again. Get
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your legs off.
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>> Get your legs off my desk.
00:19:02
>> What are you going to do about Sorry, I
00:19:03
won't threaten Violet skins. You're You
00:19:05
are HR. That's weird. But but look look,
00:19:08
as we always know, sex always sells.
00:19:11
>> Apparently not, right? Because not even
00:19:14
strippers are buying your costumes
00:19:15
anymore.
00:19:16
>> Not even candy. No. Who's candy?
00:19:20
Look, cop. Last year's sales were below
00:19:23
sexy Voldemort and [music] Sexy Crossing
00:19:25
Guard.
00:19:27
Hey, hey, listen. Don't be too
00:19:29
disappointed because we here at
00:19:31
Halloween Warehouse, we take care of our
00:19:34
own. Check [music] this out. I'm sending
00:19:36
you to our very own retirement home.
00:19:40
Every outfit that is no longer
00:19:42
culturally relevant or too [music]
00:19:43
offensive gets to live out their last
00:19:45
few days in peace. Huh? Hey. Hey, check
00:19:48
it out. There's Left Shark enjoying
00:19:50
botchi ball.
00:19:51
>> I do enjoy some ball games.
00:19:53
>> Exactly. I figured you would. And And
00:19:55
oh, check it out. There's white person
00:19:57
in a Native American costume playing Wii
00:19:59
Tennis [music] in our game room. Yeah.
00:20:01
Don't ask how long we sold that costume
00:20:02
for.
00:20:03
>> Way too long.
00:20:04
>> Yeah. But you know what? Hey, just
00:20:05
forget that it ever existed. Okay. Yeah.
00:20:08
Check it out. Oh, Among Us and 2016
00:20:11
Harley Quinn [music] making out. Huh?
00:20:14
>> Power.
00:20:15
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Except actually
00:20:17
[music] look out for Among Us guy. He's
00:20:19
actually mad horny. Although that might
00:20:22
work out for you.
00:20:23
>> Look, this is great and all and I really
00:20:26
appreciate it, but I'm not ready for
00:20:27
retirement. You know, I could change. I
00:20:30
could become something else. I could
00:20:31
become like a buff cop.
00:20:34
>> You don't fit that.
00:20:35
>> That's true. Um, what about something
00:20:38
more intriguing, like a federal agent?
00:20:41
>> Even worse, [music]
00:20:42
actually.
00:20:46
We tennis, huh?
00:20:47
>> And all the candy corn you could ever
00:20:49
eat.
00:20:52
>> Well, godamn it. I'm in.
00:20:55
>> It was pleasure doing business with you.
00:20:58
>> Thank you. >> Now, get the hell out of my office, you.
00:21:00
>> All right.
00:21:02
Can I do one more body roll?
00:21:05
>> Sure.
00:21:09
>> I'm going to need this.
00:21:10
>> For what? For what? Okay. [music]
00:21:13
Among Us, here I'm coming.
00:21:17
Hi, and welcome [music] to my sensory
00:21:20
deprivation room, complete with ticking,
00:21:24
worring, and lights. And you can draw on
00:21:25
the wall. How about this?
00:21:28
Pretty cool. Can you believe that I made
00:21:31
this wall myself with green? I believe
00:21:34
it. Now, those costumes were really bad,
00:21:36
but up next, we've got something even
00:21:38
more crazy. It's another puppet murder.
00:21:41
And [music] I'm gonna write who I think
00:21:43
the murderer is on my wall and then I'm
00:21:45
gonna erase it with a simple button. Are
00:21:47
you ready?
00:21:51
Me? That can't be true. I'm not a
00:21:53
murderer. I'm Ripley. Robert Ripley.
00:21:55
Ripley's Believe It or Not. Around in
00:21:56
the 50s, I was a cartoonist. This has
00:21:58
been Robert Ripley in a dark room and
00:22:01
now a puppet murderer.
00:22:07
Oh my goodness, that was crazy.
00:22:09
>> Hey, poop went everywhere.
00:22:13
>> Officer Tommy here.
00:22:15
>> Hey, uh, got a call. So, I'm doing a
00:22:18
safety check. It was some hysteric woman
00:22:20
on the phone. >> Okay, that's kind of offensive.
00:22:22
>> Officer, the Rancho Cookamongo killer is
00:22:24
loose in the building.
00:22:26
>> Girls, you know what I'm saying?
00:22:29
[screaming]
00:22:35
Is he close?
00:22:38
>> I think he's still claw.
00:22:41
>> Get up.
00:22:42
>> Go on without me, Angela.
00:22:44
>> There's so much time to stand up.
00:22:47
NEVER MIND. [screaming]
00:22:49
>> NO. NO. NO. PLEASE. Please spare me. I'm
00:22:53
rich.
00:23:06
>> [groaning]
00:23:08
>> Die, [ __ ]
00:23:09
>> Guys, the Rancho Cookamoga killer's on
00:23:11
the loose.
00:23:13
>> Thanks, Shane.
00:23:24
Ah, that's me. I'm a teaser. Women say
00:23:27
that I'm like Mission Space in Epcot.
00:23:29
Good for just one ride. We just saw
00:23:31
Angela escape a puppet murder. Do you
00:23:34
believe it? I do cuz I saw it with my
00:23:36
eyes. What do you see here? It's the
00:23:38
throne of love. This is where I sit to
00:23:40
read my little books. Uh we've got
00:23:42
incredible things in this room,
00:23:43
including a gate that you can find at
00:23:45
every Ripley's store. Now, there's a
00:23:48
secret to this gate in every Ripley
00:23:50
store, and I am not going to give you
00:23:52
the answer, but I will give you a hint.
00:23:54
How do you open the gate? Why? It's
00:23:56
simple.
00:24:00
It is possible to open. Do you believe
00:24:03
it?
00:24:06
All right, it's time for my dance party.
00:24:08
[music] Let's hear what Angela's up to.
00:24:14
She's small and loud. Next, we've got
00:24:17
Shane.
00:24:20
No, that's Courtney. [laughter]
00:24:22
I did research on the Smosh cast, so I
00:24:24
know how to interact with them. Uh-oh,
00:24:26
it's the whimsy alarm. We're not having
00:24:28
enough fun here. It's time to do the
00:24:30
Ripley's dance.
00:24:35
My knees are made of wood.
00:24:39
Do you believe it?
00:24:42
Uh-oh. You know what that means? That
00:24:44
means it's time to move on to Angela
00:24:46
scaring people. But first, let's take a
00:24:48
look at my colorbrite. Ripley's color
00:24:50
bright. This is the Smosh logo. Tried my
00:24:52
best. I love a peg. Go. Imagine with my
00:24:55
mouth all full of pegs. I'd have to go
00:24:57
to the hospital. Next segment.
00:25:01
[music]
00:25:05
>> Boom. I'm a hack.
00:25:08
Help me. I have scoliosis.
00:25:11
>> Kaitlin, help me. I have something in my
00:25:13
throat.
00:25:14
>> What do you want me to do?
00:25:15
>> Answer my slacks, [ __ ] Help my neck. I
00:25:19
don't think I can help with that.
00:25:20
>> Touch me. Touch me. I dare you. Don't
00:25:24
touch me.
00:25:26
[screaming]
00:25:27
[laughter]
00:25:28
>> Help me. I need water.
00:25:30
>> What is going on?
00:25:32
>> Wait. >> Help me. There's something lost in my
00:25:34
throat. [screaming]
00:25:35
>> Do you want me to put my attachment?
00:25:37
>> Okay. [laughter]
00:25:38
>> You got to touch.
00:25:39
>> Okay.
00:25:43
>> It broke. [laughter]
00:25:45
>> Is this something?
00:25:48
I mean, it's getting cursed for sure.
00:25:52
>> Oh, like this?
00:25:53
>> Side to side? You're like more [music]
00:25:54
floppy?
00:25:55
>> Yeah, that's pretty sick.
00:25:56
>> Is this scary? [laughter]
00:25:58
>> I'm really scared. Are you going to
00:26:00
spray me with something? You have to
00:26:02
tell me.
00:26:03
>> No. [laughter]
00:26:05
>> [ __ ]
00:26:09
>> Maria.
00:26:10
>> Noah.
00:26:11
>> Maria.
00:26:12
>> Oh my god. >> This is weird.
00:26:14
>> Oh my god.
00:26:15
>> Are you Are you comfortable if I
00:26:16
>> Um, no thanks. No, I I I'm at work. Do
00:26:19
you work here?
00:26:20
>> Yeah, I work here.
00:26:21
>> I mean, I'm sorry. I'm I'm lying. I knew
00:26:23
you worked here. I've been trying to get
00:26:24
a job here forever.
00:26:25
>> You should go You should go back to
00:26:27
whatever you were doing.
00:26:28
>> Um Yeah, sure. Okay,
00:26:30
>> Sarah. [music] >> Yeah. What's up?
00:26:33
>> New hire.
00:26:34
>> I have no idea who that is. No.
00:26:36
>> Okay. Cuz that's that's my ex.
00:26:39
>> Okay.
00:26:40
>> And like >> Okay. We don't want
00:26:41
>> like or we do. We don't.
00:26:43
>> NO. NO.
00:26:44
>> BOOM. [ __ ] YOU, MARIA. NOAH REALLY RICH
00:26:48
COMING FROM YOU.
00:26:49
>> REALLY? You cheated on me with the grim
00:26:50
reaper?
00:26:51
>> Yeah, his was massive. Oh, look at that.
00:26:53
Look at that. She's always about to talk
00:26:55
about boners.
00:26:56
>> Oh, I'm the BEST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD.
00:26:58
She looks really flexible. So, [crying]
00:27:03
[screaming]
00:27:05
okay.
00:27:08
Look, screens things moving. Do you
00:27:12
believe it? I do. And it's right here in
00:27:14
this room called Bodies in Motion. Let's
00:27:16
take a look at me moving that. I
00:27:18
literally thought that that was a
00:27:19
person. I believed it. All right, that's
00:27:22
been all the fun stuff that I've got for
00:27:24
you. I'm going to spend the next 10
00:27:26
minutes walking around in my little box
00:27:28
with fun cameras and displays. Ready?
00:27:32
Montage time.
00:27:34
[screaming]
00:27:36
[music]
00:27:39
Imagine me, your tripsitter.
00:27:42
This is how things normally are. You're
00:27:44
wrong. You're crazy.
00:27:48
You're all going to die. [music]
00:27:50
Your bones aren't real.
00:27:54
Do you believe it?
00:27:58
Cameras distortion. Do you believe it?
00:28:01
Technology is crazy.
00:28:09
at [music] Miles Channel 925. Angela
00:28:11
sometimes gives off would chew water.
00:28:14
[laughter]
00:28:16
That is such a a specific read on me
00:28:20
that I'm going to choose to make a
00:28:22
compliment. Here's my coffee. I'm going
00:28:24
to try to chew it.
00:28:29
Nice. [music]
00:28:31
Got me. Danny DeVito 6596
00:28:35
says [music] Ian always looks like he's
00:28:37
one step away from Alcoholics Anonymous
00:28:39
meeting. Okay, what even what even is
00:28:42
that supposed to mean that I look washed
00:28:45
up?
00:28:47
Cuz
00:28:50
could be on to something there.
00:28:51
>> This is from Blue Green 81317. [music]
00:28:55
Arasha the kind of girl to pretend to be
00:28:58
British at summer camp. [laughter]
00:29:01
I
00:29:03
respect that.
00:29:04
>> How's your British accent?
00:29:06
>> It's good.
00:29:09
Arasher, the kind of girl to pretend to
00:29:11
be British at [music] summer camp.
00:29:14
>> It's cuz you were evaluating me
00:29:16
>> at na22. [music]
00:29:19
Has anyone noticed that Shane sits on
00:29:21
tall stools like a toddler in a high
00:29:23
[music] chair? Um, I don't know if
00:29:26
anyone's noticed it, but it's pretty
00:29:29
great. I think it's good for my knees. I
00:29:32
think it's fun. I'm free. Me at the
00:29:34
gallows.
00:29:36
[laughter]
00:29:39
Whoa. I've got a dog. Come here.
00:29:43
This is Cosmo. [music] And he does a lot
00:29:46
of really cool things. And I promise it
00:29:48
doesn't raise my heart rate and scare me
00:29:50
every time he moves. Let's see him stand
00:29:52
up.
00:29:53
Normal. And feels normal inside my body.
00:29:58
Doesn't that make you not want to barf
00:29:59
and run away? A very cute a little
00:30:01
heart. Robot dogs. Ripley's Believe It
00:30:04
or Not [music] only on Bit City Smos,
00:30:07
the YouTube channel.
00:30:12
That's just co.
00:30:15
I love when Cosmo does that out of the
00:30:18
blue. What? What do you want? Thank you
00:30:22
for joining me at Ripley's. Believe it
00:30:24
or not, my beautiful home that I live
00:30:26
in. I sleep in that little cubby. We've
00:30:28
got 100 plus attractions all across the
00:30:30
United States of America. [music]
00:30:32
And you can find all of my cool little
00:30:34
things inside there, including Orlando,
00:30:38
San Francisco, and my current home and
00:30:41
residence, Hollywood, California. Thank
00:30:44
you for joining me today, and please
00:30:46
[music] come and drop by and give me a
00:30:48
little hello. I do take bribes and
00:30:51
gifts. The bribe being a ticket to my
00:30:54
store. Well, I believe that was the best
00:30:57
episode [music] of Bit City. Do you
00:30:59
believe it? Oo, that burns my retina. I
00:31:03
believe that.
00:31:05
Goodbye.
00:31:09
Wait, there's [music] more content. We
00:31:10
cut half of that. And if you want to
00:31:12
watch the other half, you can become a
00:31:13
member today. Watch everything we cut
00:31:16
out. Everything we cut that wasn't funny
00:31:19
enough or too inappropriate. Just be a
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member. It's [music] so fun. Really fun.
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People are members. Click the button,
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It's HALLOWEEN do you believe it?! Thanks for having us, @Ripleys! https://www.ripleys.com/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com/ WHO YOU SEE Ian Hecox // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Courtney Miller // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Shayne Topp // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Damien Haas // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Olivia Sui // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Noah Grossman // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Tommy Bowe // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Chanse McCrary // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Angela Giarratana // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Arasha // https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Directors: Erin Dougal, Tommy Bowe Editor: Alyssa Lovette (formerly Alyssa Salter) Producer: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox Executive Producers, Smosh Main: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox Producer, Smosh Main: Erin Dougal Associate Producer: Emily Parker Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman, Abigail Schmidt Art Coordinator: Bridgette Baron Wardrobe Assistant: Richard Kenwright Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Emilie Anderson Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Simone Williams Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast Smosh Alike: https://www.youtube.com/@Smoshalike?sub_confirmation=1 FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser

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