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I stole a cop car.00:00:05
>> I hotwired a cop car. Where are you at?00:00:07
>> I'm still here at the same spot. Oh, is00:00:09
this you? [laughter]00:00:14
>> He tackled me into the water. [laughter]00:00:18
>> He fell in trying to get me. [laughter]00:00:22
DID I DIE? There's no way. I just died.00:00:25
>> What you want, bro? You was me.00:00:27
>> You got an ugly ass haircut. Me is me.00:00:28
>> Got a damn bowl of cereal on that head,00:00:30
boy.00:00:34
>> HOWDY, FOLKS. SOUP HERE. WELCOME BACK TO00:00:36
GTA 5 roleplay. Ding, ding, ding. Thanks00:00:40
for tuning in. Thanks for watching. If00:00:42
you GUYS ENJOY, LEAVE A LIKE, COMMENT,00:00:44
AND SUBSCRIBE to the channel. Hope y'all00:00:46
enjoy. Let's do it. We're going to play00:00:48
hide and seek when you get in. All00:00:49
right. >> Where'd you spawn? At the casino.00:00:50
>> You got to try and find me. All right.00:00:52
Um, are you at the blackjack table?00:00:54
>> Yep.00:00:59
>> [laughter]00:01:00
>> Are you serious, dude? I thought you00:01:01
going to be like in a bush or something.00:01:03
Yo, what the hell? This guy's crazy.00:01:06
He's lost it all.00:01:07
>> Need a car, >> maniac.00:01:08
>> We need a car. We need a car. We need a00:01:10
car. We need a car. We still truck.00:01:12
We're going to be truckers today, man.00:01:14
Hell yeah. We out here looking for lot00:01:16
lizards.00:01:17
>> This guy knows what he's done.00:01:18
>> I've been trucking a time or two.00:01:20
>> I can tell, man.00:01:21
>> This is what you got to do when you're00:01:22
driving a big old dangerous ball of00:01:24
metal. You run through every red light,00:01:26
you get drunk, and you never hit the00:01:28
brakes. Understood?00:01:30
>> I mean, this is perfect technique.00:01:31
>> Welcome to the job, partner. We should00:01:33
say that this is a an atomic bomb on the00:01:36
back of our truck, and if we get pulled00:01:37
over, if we stop moving, it's going to00:01:39
blow up. >> I like it.00:01:42
>> Oh, we're about to get pulled over.00:01:43
>> Why does this guy have a BMW?00:01:45
>> Why is uh why are his lights blue and00:01:48
yellow? >> I know. He got the battle pass cop car00:01:51
[laughter]00:01:52
flipping them off. Close. I have00:01:54
>> How you doing, young lady? Young lady.00:01:57
>> Yeah. How you doing, young lady?00:01:58
>> Anyways, I'm Trooper Brownie with the00:01:59
SASP. Do you understand why I'm stopping00:02:00
you today?00:02:01
>> Trooper Brownie? I love brownies.00:02:03
They're delicious.00:02:04
>> Do you understand why I'm stopping you00:02:05
today? >> I don't understand anything.00:02:07
>> What are you talking about?00:02:08
>> Uh your your vehicle is unregistered.00:02:11
>> Yeah, that's because uh back here is an00:02:13
atomic bomb and if we stop longer than 500:02:15
minutes, it's going to blow up. That's00:02:17
why it's unregistered.00:02:18
>> Okay, give me just one second.00:02:20
>> Have a good day.00:02:21
>> Yeah, you have a good one, man. Happy00:02:22
New Year.00:02:25
>> Hello. The hell? This guy's problem.00:02:28
>> He's calling for backup.00:02:29
>> Sir, I did not say he was free to go.00:02:31
>> Oh, I thought you wanted me to leave.00:02:33
>> Oh, >> no. I did not say he was free to go.00:02:35
>> I didn't know you had to say that. You00:02:37
walked away. >> I said to give me a minute00:02:39
>> and then you walked away. I was going to00:02:40
give you a minute. [laughter]00:02:42
>> You just pull over for me again.00:02:44
>> Yeah, I got you. Oh, this guy's blocking00:02:46
me. [laughter] Just backed up all the00:02:49
way down the road. This freaking guy's00:02:51
going to be so mad.00:02:52
>> IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH HERE? HUH?00:02:53
[screaming] >> I THINK HE said a little more.00:02:56
>> Okay.00:02:58
Yeah, that should be good.00:02:59
>> Is that good,00:03:00
>> officer? Not much. Is that good?00:03:03
Hey, officer. Is that good? Hey,00:03:05
officer. Is that good enough? Officer.00:03:07
Hello. Hey, officer. Hello.00:03:10
>> The hell is going on?00:03:11
>> Where's that bright light coming from?00:03:13
>> Dude, is there a helicopter above us?00:03:15
>> I don't know.00:03:16
>> No, I don't think so.00:03:17
>> Get out and look.00:03:20
I'm hitting the B. [laughter]00:03:26
>> I don't I don't see it anywhere.00:03:27
>> There's a spotlight on us, bro. There00:03:29
actually is. It just It just like00:03:31
[ __ ] zoomed in or something,00:03:32
>> dude. I swear I hear, but I don't see00:03:34
it.00:03:35
>> Yeah. Is there a hell of a chapter or00:03:36
something going on around here? Where's00:03:38
that light coming from?00:03:39
>> Hello. >> These guys are idiots, man. I don't know00:03:42
what's going on.00:03:43
>> I love getting pulled over for [ __ ]00:03:45
10 minutes and no one says a word.00:03:47
>> I know. Oh, they're just not even00:03:48
talking to us. And then if we start00:03:49
driving away, then they'll just start00:03:50
like ramming us and shooting us. Dude, I00:03:53
feel like I'm in hell. Please stop.00:03:55
[laughter]00:03:58
This is just hell. Why are they pulling00:04:00
their guns out?00:04:02
We're We're a serious threat.00:04:05
>> Well, we did say there was an atomic00:04:07
bomb. We did say there was an atomic00:04:09
[laughter] bomb in the back.00:04:10
>> Did you tell them that?00:04:11
>> Yeah.00:04:13
>> Oh, all right. Well, maybe maybe it's00:04:15
totally understandable. Is there a00:04:16
reason you're aiming firearms at us?00:04:19
>> HELLO. WHY ARE THEY JUST aiming guns,00:04:21
bro? Like, they haven't said anything.00:04:23
Hello.00:04:24
>> Whenever you guys are ready to talk,00:04:26
man. >> Step one, pull over. Step two, aim gun.00:04:30
Popping champagne for the occasion.00:04:32
[laughter]00:04:33
>> He's got a bottle rocket.00:04:36
>> It's going to blow. [laughter]00:04:40
>> Are you ever going to pop it, dude?00:04:42
>> All right. No, I was just edging it.00:04:47
Don't step back in the vehicle. Let them00:04:48
get back in the vehicle. Yeah, I I could00:04:50
like barely hear them.00:04:52
>> Hello. >> They're saying to step They said slash00:04:54
me step out.00:04:56
>> Hello. If y'all's talking, I can't hear00:04:58
a damn word.00:05:00
>> I can't hear [ __ ] [ __ ] man.00:05:05
>> Empire, can you hear them?00:05:06
>> Why is this guy so quiet, dude? I can't00:05:08
hear nothing. It seems like I'm feeding00:05:10
some ants or something. Hello.00:05:12
>> Why are they justing pointing guns at00:05:14
us? I can't hearing [ __ ] Are you guys00:05:16
talking? God damn. We just going to sit00:05:18
here alling day. What's going on? Hey00:05:20
there, Blondie. Can you hear me?00:05:21
Blondie. [laughter]00:05:24
>> Hey, Blondie.00:05:26
>> You're so Wait, what' you say? You're00:05:28
very quiet.00:05:29
>> Step out of the vehicle.00:05:31
>> Is he quiet to you? I can barely [ __ ]00:05:33
hear.00:05:34
>> I can't understand the vehicle.00:05:36
>> It just sounds like a00:05:37
>> It sounds like Why the is it so damn00:05:40
quiet? Oh, what the vehicle? Put your00:05:43
hands up for me.00:05:44
>> What the is this guy doing?00:05:46
>> I don't even know, bro.00:05:47
>> Is he about He's about to HIT ME. OH. OH00:05:50
[ __ ] He rammed me. [laughter]00:05:52
>> Dude, perfect NPC timing.00:05:55
>> Get away. Get away.00:05:56
>> Dude, the spotlight is on us. There's00:05:58
got to be a chopper above us or00:06:00
something.00:06:01
>> I think it might be a mod on the server00:06:03
where they just like put it on us00:06:05
automatically. Bro, there's no way a00:06:07
helicopter is that good. Why did they00:06:09
put a spotlight on a pulled over car and00:06:11
it's a cement truck? Like we're not in a00:06:13
high-speed chase. Why would you get a00:06:14
[ __ ] spotlight?00:06:15
>> What do you want me to do?00:06:17
>> I'm going to guide you. Now you're going00:06:18
to have to be very careful because we00:06:19
could die.00:06:20
>> Okay. >> All right. We could go into the water,00:06:21
but you're going to turn left. You're00:06:23
going to go down here until you can go00:06:24
down into this thing. And then you're00:06:26
going to stay Yeah. Turn right. And then00:06:28
you're going to go along the water.00:06:30
>> Oh god.00:06:31
>> Oh [ __ ] You're fine. You're fine.00:06:32
You're going to go straight along the00:06:33
sidewalk in between that tree. Like to00:06:35
the right. To the right. To the right.00:06:37
You see like that little Well, yeah. You00:06:39
can try to do in the water if you want,00:06:40
but go along that sidewalk.00:06:44
Well, they hit us in the water.00:06:46
[laughter]00:06:47
Oh, bro.00:06:48
>> Time to swim, buddy. Time to swim.00:06:50
>> Time to swim like hell. [laughter]00:06:52
>> Get out of here. Get out of here.00:06:55
>> Make sure not to drown.00:06:59
[laughter] >> What direction are you swimming, bro?00:07:01
>> I don't even know.00:07:02
>> We're in damn goo lagoon, boy.00:07:04
[laughter] This ain't good.00:07:05
>> I'm at the other docks, I think.00:07:06
>> I know. I'm trying to swim to the other00:07:08
side. There's a spotlight still on me,00:07:10
bro. There's no way.00:07:11
>> Put it on your You put it on your like00:07:13
ID, so it's just automatically on you.00:07:15
[laughter]00:07:17
>> Jumping back in the water.00:07:19
>> Are they on you,00:07:20
>> dude? It was on me as soon as I stepped00:07:22
on land. [laughter] Do you see the00:07:24
anchor symbol over there?00:07:25
>> Uh, no, dude. I honestly looped back.00:07:27
I'm running, dude. I'm running.00:07:29
>> I'm still swimming. What the hell? Where00:07:31
am I at? There's still a spot.00:07:32
>> I'm trying to get you, dude. Don't00:07:33
worry. I'm going to see if I can get00:07:34
you. >> Oh, there's a boat ramp over here.00:07:36
That's what this is. I'm at the boat00:07:37
ramp. >> Oh, yeah. Go to that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.00:07:39
I know where you are. I'm see if I can00:07:40
get a car. I'll get you. [laughter] I00:07:42
still see the cops over there. They00:07:43
don't know I'm gone.00:07:44
>> Oh, yeah. I still see their lights.00:07:46
>> I do hear a helicopter.00:07:47
>> THEY'RE [ __ ] SWIMMING AFTER ME.00:07:49
THERE'S NO WAY. >> OH MY GOD. NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I might00:07:51
be able to get a car.00:07:52
>> They're actually swimming after me, bro.00:07:54
What?00:07:55
>> You got to just get to land. I'll try00:07:56
and get to you. I see that anchor where00:07:58
the boat ramp is. If If you go there, I00:07:59
think I'm about to get a car.00:08:01
>> I Dude, they're like right behind me.00:08:03
I'm I'm going down.00:08:04
>> Don't worry. Don't worry. >> I will get you, brother.00:08:05
>> Oh my god. They see my ass. Where are00:08:07
you? Are you by the boat anchor?00:08:09
>> No, I'm I'm like down further in the00:08:12
middle of the canal kind of.00:08:13
>> Are you towards like the airport side or00:08:15
like the00:08:17
>> Can you go towards the airport side? You00:08:18
know what side that is?00:08:19
>> Bay City is to my right. Bay City00:08:21
Avenue. >> Yeah, I see that. Do you I'm going to00:08:22
pick you up on that side or the other00:08:24
side? The other side would be easier,00:08:25
but >> definitely the other side, but I'm going00:08:26
to have to go around like over the00:08:28
[ __ ] land in the middle or something.00:08:30
>> Oh, I do know you're Wait, I think I see00:08:32
you, >> bro. These cops are right behind me00:08:34
swimming. Do you see them? Dude.00:08:35
>> Yeah, I see him talking on the radio.00:08:36
[laughter]00:08:37
This is hilarious. All right, I got to00:08:39
try and get down to the beach. Hold on.00:08:40
I'm coming.00:08:41
>> There's There's probably still going to00:08:42
be a spotlight on me. Oh, yep. It just00:08:43
showed back up. [laughter]00:08:46
>> Dude, I'm in a red sports car like up on00:08:48
the beach. I don't want to drive down00:08:49
yet because they're going to call me00:08:50
out.00:08:51
>> I'm almost on the beach.00:08:52
>> I see you. I see you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.00:08:53
Oh, yo, they're coming. They realize00:08:55
they realize what they're doing. Oh,00:08:57
[ __ ] Come get me. I see you. Oh, come00:08:59
pick me up, boy. Oh, get me out of this00:09:02
situation now. [laughter]00:09:04
This is like [ __ ] James Bond or some00:09:06
[ __ ] I can't run fast. I'm so slow. I'm00:09:10
soggy. I'm water logged.00:09:12
>> We're sucking the00:09:13
>> There's no way he's tasing me. He's00:09:15
tasing me.00:09:16
>> Yeah. Well, this is [ __ ]00:09:18
>> We're sunk in the stairs. Give us a00:09:20
little push.00:09:21
>> Step out. Step out. This is my Uber. We00:09:24
seem to be a little00:09:25
>> This is my Uber.00:09:28
>> Back into the water. Back into the00:09:30
water.00:09:32
>> Uber. I'm going shoot you. I ain't00:09:34
trying to run you over now, buddy.00:09:35
>> What's going on?00:09:36
>> I'm trying to floor it.00:09:39
>> Who? Me or him?00:09:42
>> Which person?00:09:43
>> Which one of us?00:09:45
>> LOOK OUT.00:09:47
>> WATCH OUT. YOU'RE GOING TO GET RUN OVER.00:09:48
Watch out.00:09:49
>> He's right behind you. All right, fine.00:09:51
I'll get out. I'll get out.00:09:52
>> Someone across the other side.00:09:56
[laughter]00:09:58
>> Oh, he tased ME IN THE WATER. NO, HE'S00:10:00
ABOUT TO GET ME. I'M TASED. NO,00:10:01
[screaming]00:10:02
HE'S ABOUT TO GET ME. I'M DIVING DOWN.00:10:03
OH, I GOT AWAY. I GOT AWAY. [laughter]00:10:06
Holy [ __ ]00:10:08
>> Get to the other side. Get to the other00:10:11
side, brother. >> Oh my god. Why did I stop swimming? He's00:10:13
about to get me. I can't. Dude, I'm00:10:15
swimming. I keep stopping. Why does it00:10:17
keep stopping? I'm bleeding. Oh my god.00:10:20
I think I'm going to die. I'm like00:10:21
knocked out or something. He's on my00:10:23
ass, bro. He's on my ass. I'm swimming00:10:27
through the [ __ ] weeds of the depths.00:10:30
Oh, he's tackling me.00:10:31
>> I'm like a [ __ ] sea urchent.00:10:32
>> Oh, and they're putting me in cuffs.00:10:35
[laughter]00:10:36
>> How have I gotten away? I think I'm just00:10:38
going to leave. I'm just going to00:10:39
disconnect. [laughter]00:10:41
>> I died. I drowned to death.00:10:45
>> You drowned.00:10:46
>> I drowned to death. Nice. [laughter]00:10:48
>> Honestly, you went out better than me.00:10:50
I'm talking to this [ __ ] dumbass.00:10:51
>> Hopefully they don't find my body. I got00:10:53
5 seconds before I can respawn. I might00:10:55
be good.00:10:56
>> Oh my god. 5 seconds. [ __ ] I wish I00:10:58
drowned. Oh, he's right above me.00:11:00
Respawn. Respawn quick. Yes. Get off.00:11:03
>> Yes. I'm [laughter] in the hospital. I'm00:11:05
good. I'm out of there.00:11:07
>> That's crazy.00:11:09
>> Are you in jail?00:11:11
>> I'm about to be. Well, I'm in cuss right00:11:12
now. [laughter]00:11:14
They're probably going to look for you.00:11:16
I'm just going to sit here for a year.00:11:18
>> I love that theying got your ass and not00:11:20
me. >> Of course they get me, bro. Are you00:11:22
surprised? Of course. That's what I get00:11:23
for trying to help you. The car gets00:11:25
stuck in sand. Like, [laughter] what is00:11:26
even that? Why? Why did the car just get00:11:29
stuck in the sand like that? [laughter]00:11:31
>> Oh my god. There's a cop car sitting00:11:33
right outside of the hospital. Oh god.00:11:36
[laughter]00:11:37
>> He's waiting for you.00:11:38
>> I don't think there's anyone in it. I'm00:11:39
good. I'm out walking the streets.00:11:41
>> He's a free man. Dude, you got to come.00:11:43
We got to kill this kid, bro. This can't00:11:46
be real. He's got to be pretending. Yes.00:11:48
He's like, you know, I'm the best cop on00:11:50
LSPD. I get the highest rate of catching00:11:52
criminals.00:11:53
>> Well, he didn't catch my ass.00:11:54
>> And I could just hear him breathing and00:11:56
typing the whole time. Where are you at00:11:57
on the map?00:11:58
>> 695. I'm exactly at the canals.00:12:00
>> You still there?00:12:02
>> Yeah, I'm I'm just sitting here. He's00:12:03
just talking. Yo, dude, you can hit his00:12:04
car into the water.00:12:05
>> I'll try and make it there.00:12:06
>> I hurry up. Apparently, I have a gun on00:12:07
me. Dude, you got to come run this kid00:12:10
over. >> See the lights?00:12:11
>> Yeah, I see you. He's carrying me. I see00:12:12
you.00:12:14
Oh, he's bringing me here. Please hit00:12:16
this [ __ ] big ass truck. He's on the00:12:17
other side. Yeah, I'm on the other side00:12:18
of this truck. You see me? [laughter]00:12:21
>> Oh, lucky [ __ ]00:12:24
My tire fell off. If I hit the tree and00:12:26
my tire fell off.00:12:27
>> Oh my dude, get out of there. Run. He's00:12:29
coming for you. He's coming [laughter]00:12:30
for you. Oh.00:12:35
[screaming] >> Oh my god. Yo, you're He's coming for00:12:38
you. >> I hit the one button perfectly on time00:12:40
and it didn't [ __ ] do it. The hot00:12:42
wire. I to back in the water. I'm back00:12:46
in the ds. [laughter]00:12:49
I hit the tree and my tire fell00:12:52
[laughter] off. >> I know. This server sucks. That's why I00:12:54
don't play it anymore. They have these00:12:55
really stupid things. All the cop cars00:12:57
are like indestructible and fast as00:12:59
hell, but if you hit anything, your car00:13:00
breaks.00:13:01
>> Should we just switch?00:13:03
>> Probably. So, bro, this cop I I honestly00:13:06
I'm so pissed off that I've had to talk00:13:08
to this guy. This is just so annoying.00:13:10
>> Okay, here. I'll let him cuff me. I just00:13:12
want to see what happens. I'll let him00:13:14
arrest me. Keyword let.00:13:18
I stole a cop car. I hotwired a cop car.00:13:22
Where you at? I'm still here at the same00:13:24
spot. >> Oh, is this you? [laughter]00:13:28
>> Oh no.00:13:32
>> OH MY GOD. [laughter]00:13:35
>> WHAT the hell? How did that even happen?00:13:37
>> [ __ ] blew my tire out.00:13:39
>> You're bleeding out. [laughter]00:13:42
>> Him up.00:13:45
>> [ __ ] man. That was awesome. Hello.00:13:50
[laughter] >> He tackled ME INTO THE WATER.00:13:54
WHAT? There's no way I hit two at the00:13:56
perfect time.00:13:58
>> Both suspects are in custody. [laughter]00:14:01
>> What the hell am I being arrested for?00:14:03
>> Attempted murder of police officer.00:14:05
>> What? Why are you so quiet?00:14:07
>> Attempted murder of a police officer.00:14:09
>> Yeah, you're really quiet, man. You got00:14:10
to speak up. Attempted murder.00:14:12
>> I need an officer to come down. I need00:14:13
an officer to come down to00:14:15
>> You need an officer to come. I got two00:14:16
suspects.00:14:18
>> I got two suspects.00:14:19
>> Hello. A post 695. Can I get a 1032 to00:14:24
695?00:14:25
>> Did it despawn? Run, Trippy, run.00:14:27
>> I don't know, dude. Your car's gone.00:14:29
What are you going to do? You can't00:14:30
carry both of us.00:14:32
>> A [ __ ] Where? What happened to your00:14:34
other vehicle? It's backup.00:14:35
>> See you later, pal.00:14:36
>> I think I drove that one down to the00:14:38
docks.00:14:39
>> You going to walk? He's going to drive00:14:40
you. >> Two suspects right HERE WITH ME. IT'S00:14:44
[screaming] >> HELP. [laughter]00:14:48
>> See you later. >> Fire. Fire. Fire.00:14:51
>> Jump in the water. DJ [laughter]00:14:55
the water. I can't beat THE OTHER00:14:56
SUSPECT.00:14:57
>> HELP ME. HELP ME NOW.00:14:59
>> YEAH. One suspect.00:15:00
>> He's going to get away. You better get00:15:01
him. He's going to get away. You better00:15:03
get him. You better go get him. Do you00:15:05
not know how to grab two people at the00:15:07
same time?00:15:08
>> You can't. That's not No, I don't.00:15:11
>> Alt F4.00:15:12
>> There's no way.00:15:13
>> Hello. Did you try it?00:15:14
>> Yeah, it's not working. Okay. Try uh if00:15:16
you hit F8 and type in quit. Q UI T.00:15:20
>> Wait. You think I'm dumb?00:15:22
>> Yeah. >> I do that when I want to leave. What?00:15:24
What do you mean?00:15:25
>> I'm not dumb.00:15:26
>> I think you is.00:15:28
>> Ironic. You're calling me dumb. Yet00:15:29
you're speak You're not even speaking00:15:31
properly. It doesn't make sense.00:15:33
>> You're the one that's talking. You talk00:15:35
like this. You sound like this. You00:15:37
sound like this. What is00:15:39
What is he? I need backup. I need00:15:41
backup. Officer, help me, please. I need00:15:43
backup. Officer, please. talking about00:15:45
the way I was talking.00:15:46
>> What is you is? I'm just being I'm just00:15:48
asking.00:15:49
>> What the hell? Why'd you fall down? You00:15:50
weak IN THE KNEES, BOY. WE GOT SOY BOYS00:15:52
on the forest now. Old soy boy can't00:15:54
even stand up. Where's your backup at?00:15:56
Blondie needs backup. TIN FOUR. TIN HUT.00:15:59
OH, stank breath. You sound like a00:16:01
[ __ ] stem of broccoli. Go brush your00:16:03
damn teeth, Blondie.00:16:04
>> I'm allow you to speak to yourself, man.00:16:06
It'll make you feel better.00:16:07
>> Damn. Even that cop didn't want to help00:16:09
you.00:16:10
>> Hey, book this guy for attempted murder00:16:11
of Elio. Yeah, book me up real good. Um,00:16:14
hey, book me up, man.00:16:17
>> Uh, book him.00:16:19
>> Yeah, book me for attempt to book me for00:16:22
attempted00:16:24
>> arrest this man. Don't mind me, officer.00:16:26
I'm just going for a little nice walk.00:16:29
He let me go and I'm just walking into00:16:31
the ocean. Rebel, not now. He fell in00:16:34
trying to get me. [laughter]00:16:37
Did I die? There's no way. I JUST DIED.00:16:41
I WANTED TO THE water and died.00:16:43
[laughter]00:16:45
Revive. Revive. Or not revive. Let me00:16:47
respawn. Come on. He can't get me in the00:16:49
water. I'm slowly [laughter] just00:16:51
falling down. This guy sucks.00:16:55
He somehow let both of us go. That is00:16:58
dead to right.00:17:00
I got [laughter] away. How'd you get00:17:03
away? >> I got away. Dude, I spawned at the00:17:05
hospital and I told a cop that I asked00:17:06
him to uncuff me. I said, I don't know00:17:07
what happened. I'm just cuffed. I'm00:17:09
coming. I'm in a cop carly. Surely they00:17:11
won't pull over a fellow cop.00:17:13
>> No, absolutely not.00:17:14
>> There's no way. Yeah, dude. How we00:17:16
doing, brother? >> Oh, the staff is here.00:17:17
>> Good. Do you know why I'm down here,00:17:18
brother?00:17:19
>> Are you here to help me get out of these00:17:20
cuffs? Cuz I'm stuck in these cuffs.00:17:22
>> Um, I'll help you with that, but I'm00:17:24
also here for another thing. You happen00:17:25
to respawn during an active uh LEO00:17:28
scene? You can't do that, brother.00:17:29
>> What you mean? I died.00:17:30
>> Yeah, they still have to provide you00:17:32
like CPR and stuff like that. You can't.00:17:34
You >> I was in the I was in the bottom of the00:17:36
ocean. >> EFED like three times. Negative,00:17:39
brother. They they they could have got00:17:41
you back off. You can't just FA like00:17:42
that. >> What do you mean negative? I was in the00:17:44
bottom of the ocean.00:17:45
>> Negative. You were right at the top.00:17:46
>> I was in the bottom of the ocean.00:17:48
>> All right. Let me check. Are you Do you00:17:50
happen to be a white civilian, brother?00:17:54
>> What? >> Do you happen to be a white listed00:17:55
civilian?00:17:57
>> I am white and I'm a civilian. I don't00:17:59
know about listed.00:18:00
>> Okay. Um in the server whitisted I mean00:18:03
correction civilian is a white listed is00:18:05
a white list department. You have to put00:18:06
an application.00:18:07
>> Yeah. I ain't doing all that.00:18:09
>> Uh, it's not mandatory. I mean, it's not00:18:11
optional. It's mandatory.00:18:12
>> 104. You going to get me out of these00:18:13
cuffs or what? Officer Salmonella. Is00:18:15
that what the slea stands for?00:18:17
Salmonella.00:18:19
>> No. San Law Enforcement Agency, brother.00:18:21
>> Thought that said salsa.00:18:22
>> It could be salsa.00:18:23
>> What the hell?00:18:24
>> Sir, just making an observation.00:18:25
>> Can I get out of these cuffs now?00:18:27
>> All right, brother. Hold on, man. I'm00:18:28
still working.00:18:29
>> What's this other [ __ ] doing here?00:18:30
Officer Ding-Dong.00:18:31
>> I'm just standing here.00:18:33
>> Yep. Just [ __ ] and breathing. It's00:18:34
all you good for.00:18:35
>> All right. Look, brother. I'm I'm not00:18:37
going to punish you, but look, I'm going00:18:38
to help you out in the server. You got00:18:39
to be a wireless civilian in order to,00:18:41
you know, if you want to play as a00:18:42
civilian, you got to apply for it. I00:18:43
don't want you getting in trouble more.00:18:45
So, >> all right. I won't be a civilian, then00:18:47
I'll be a criminal.00:18:48
>> Okay, hold on. Those are two same00:18:49
things. >> Or can I be Can I be an illegal00:18:51
immigrant?00:18:53
>> Hold on. I mean, you could be one of00:18:55
those, but you're just going to continue00:18:56
to get in trouble.00:18:58
>> I'll be an illegal immigrant.00:18:59
>> No. Uh00:19:00
>> I don't think you get to choose that.00:19:01
>> I'm I'm trying to help you out, brother,00:19:03
but if you want to continue to get in00:19:04
trouble, I mean, that's fine with me.00:19:05
But but you got to go on the civilian00:19:06
operations discord and then go ahead and00:19:08
put in a00:19:10
>> you got to go ahead and put in civilian00:19:12
application. >> Yeah. >> Do you have like a fan or something00:19:14
right next to you? Is it hot in your00:19:15
room?00:19:16
>> I look also you can't be respawning00:19:18
during an active scene. You got to let00:19:19
it play out and then you know whatever00:19:21
the outcome is.00:19:22
>> Then why does it give me the option to00:19:23
respawn when I'm dead in the bottom of00:19:25
the ocean?00:19:26
>> I understand that. But you got to role00:19:27
play it out, brother.00:19:29
>> Role play out what? Me being dead and it00:19:31
says click E to respawn.00:19:32
>> I understand that. But they also have00:19:34
>> Why would they put it on the damn screen00:19:35
if I couldn't click it?00:19:36
>> Hold on. Hold on. They also have Safe00:19:38
Run. They could do CPR. They have00:19:40
medical supplies that, you know, they00:19:41
could help you out and then, you know,00:19:42
you continue to see.00:19:43
>> How the hell am I supposed to know that?00:19:46
>> I mean, brother, I mean, it's common00:19:47
sense, though.00:19:48
>> How's it common sense? I don't know.00:19:49
They're going to drag me out the [ __ ]00:19:51
bottom of the ocean like I'm a barnacle00:19:53
and suck on me, get me back to life.00:19:56
[clears throat] >> All right, brother. I'm going to let you00:19:57
go. But, you know, we got to be more00:19:58
realistic and make sure you apply for a00:20:00
civilian. I don't want to00:20:01
>> I don't even know. I was arrested. I00:20:02
don't want you to get in trouble. Oh,00:20:03
look. Your friend here is a civilian.00:20:04
>> He's not my [ __ ] friend. I don't even00:20:06
know this guy, >> dude. Don't ever say I'm friends with00:20:08
this guy. >> All right, brother. You're going to be00:20:09
good to go. You have any questions for00:20:10
me?00:20:11
>> Absolutely not.00:20:12
>> Okay. All right. You're going to be good00:20:14
to go, brother. Make sure you got become00:20:15
a civilian. I don't want you to get in00:20:16
trouble.00:20:17
>> How do I do that again?00:20:18
>> So, you got to go if you're if you go in00:20:19
the night,00:20:20
>> dude. I'm kidding, man. I'm kidding.00:20:22
[laughter]00:20:27
>> Oh my god, bro. A cop car and these00:20:29
nerds deleted it. Bonehead maneuvers.00:20:30
There's a cop car right in front of me.00:20:33
This is the one I was scared of earlier.00:20:34
I get let out of a staff scene and I00:20:37
just [laughter] instantly steal a cop00:20:38
car.00:20:39
>> Steal it.00:20:40
>> Yeah. >> Let's go pull someone over.00:20:41
>> Let's go pull up to Let's go pull up to00:20:42
the PD and see if we could just become00:20:44
cops. >> Say we're bringing back your cop car. We00:20:46
just wondering if we could apply.00:20:48
>> Yeah. Say it should be a reward.00:20:52
You [laughter] just flick them off.00:20:54
>> Flying by flicking. They don't even00:20:56
know. That's how dumb these guys are.00:20:58
What's up, Captain? Hey, what's going00:21:00
on?00:21:01
>> Not that much. How's it going?00:21:03
>> Oh god. Is it the idiot?00:21:04
>> Is that old Blondie?00:21:08
>> Old Blondie, you still limping?00:21:11
>> Damn Blondie, you boy. God.00:21:14
>> Hey, they got this thing called the00:21:15
hospital. You should check it out.00:21:17
[laughter]00:21:19
Anyway, we were uh just dropping off00:21:21
this cop car that we found and we00:21:23
thought it was stolen, so we thought00:21:24
we'd bring it back. See, turning a new00:21:26
leaf there, Blondie. What you think00:21:28
about that? >> That's right. He's speechless at our00:21:30
good deed.00:21:32
Damn. Everyone on the force is [ __ ]00:21:34
up. Y'all need to go get checked up,00:21:36
man. They got doctors and [ __ ] in this00:21:37
[ __ ]00:21:39
[laughter]00:21:43
>> Hello.00:21:44
>> Yes.00:21:45
>> Hey, Blondie. I don't think you the same00:21:47
Blondie from before.00:21:48
>> Yeah, you I don't think you're the same.00:21:50
You look the same now.00:21:51
>> You hear me?00:21:52
>> Oh, it's him, buddy.00:21:53
>> It is. It's old Blondie.00:21:55
>> Who is that?00:21:56
>> Leroy. Why'd you leave?00:21:58
>> The [ __ ] you talking about? Why did I00:22:00
leave? I died in the bottom of the ocean00:22:02
like a barnacle. [laughter]00:22:05
>> Yeah, we're to protect and serve, pal.00:22:06
>> Anyways, no one going to say thank you00:22:08
for bringing the damn car back.00:22:09
>> What's up, brother? You staffed?00:22:11
>> No, thank you.00:22:12
>> That's a that left. That's a guy right00:22:14
there that left.00:22:15
>> We already talked.00:22:16
>> He was already deal with, brother.00:22:18
>> All right. All right.00:22:19
>> Jesus Christ.00:22:21
>> Yeah, that's all.00:22:22
>> Hey, can you wipe his ass?00:22:24
>> Hey, by the way, brother, you can't be00:22:25
driving. You can't be driving a Leo00:22:27
vehicle. >> Yeah, I know. I was just bringing it00:22:29
back for him. >> All right. Good, man.00:22:31
>> Yeah. >> Is that going to be all for you guys?00:22:32
>> Uh, could you help me cuz the00:22:34
>> negative? You have I would have to00:22:36
[laughter]00:22:37
>> He needs to go to the hospital, man.00:22:39
>> You're not above everyone else, man.00:22:41
>> I would have to hospitalize you. I can't00:22:42
do it, brother.00:22:43
>> Let me help you with that.00:22:45
[laughter]00:22:47
>> Yo, brother.00:22:48
>> Come on, bro. It was an accident.00:22:53
>> How did they killed me? [laughter] They00:22:55
shot me. >> Why am I dead,00:22:56
>> brother? Come on, man. It was just a00:22:58
little joke.00:22:59
>> Are you serious? >> It was just a little joke,00:23:01
>> my boy. Why? Why are we doing that, bro?00:23:03
>> He said he was going to leave anyway. IT00:23:04
WAS JUST A JOKE.00:23:06
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT, BRO. BUT YOU can't be00:23:07
doing that. You just VDM.00:23:09
>> It was kind of funny. Come on. It was a00:23:11
good laugh,00:23:12
>> brother. Come on, bro. I just spoke to00:23:13
you and I let you slide, bro. And here00:23:15
you are doing this.00:23:16
>> What? He was about to leave anyway. It00:23:17
was just a joke.00:23:19
>> Even if he's going to leave, bro. Just00:23:20
PDM other people. They don't have00:23:22
nothing to do with that. They let him00:23:23
leave. He has to leave, bro. Your code,00:23:26
man. >> Oh, okay. I see. I'm learning new00:23:28
things. Learning new things.00:23:30
>> Have you Have you read the Have you read00:23:31
the rules before you joined the server?00:23:33
>> Yeah, I I glanced at him.00:23:34
>> Glanced at him.00:23:36
>> I don't really know how to read that.00:23:38
Well, hello.00:23:40
Give me one moment.00:23:43
>> I've been pulled by staff again if you00:23:45
were curious. Outside the00:23:47
>> Going to get a little warning sign on00:23:49
your screen. It's going to be for VDM00:23:50
First Defense. All right, brother. Can't00:23:51
be quiet, man.00:23:53
Hold on. I'm not done with you.00:23:54
>> What do I do? Just click off of it.00:23:57
>> Damn. Damn. Smacking them.00:24:00
>> Do I click off of it?00:24:01
>> Just uh hold space bar on your screen00:24:03
and you should be good.00:24:04
>> How do I get rid of it? It's taking up00:24:05
my whole goddamn screen.00:24:06
>> Space bar. Space bar. Oh my days. Space00:24:09
bar.00:24:10
>> Space bar.00:24:11
>> Hey man, why why you00:24:12
>> I'm trying to click the X. Why you look00:24:14
at me?00:24:15
>> Space bar, brother.00:24:16
>> Are you my lost brother?00:24:18
>> Yo, are you00:24:20
My bad. Space bar. Sorry about that. Who00:24:22
is you,00:24:23
>> brother?00:24:24
>> For 10 seconds. Knocked me out. I was00:24:26
clicking it.00:24:27
>> I didn't know. I didn't know I was00:24:29
supposed to hold it. I was clicking it.00:24:31
Kill him. >> Who said kill him? I'll throw it.00:24:33
>> Kill him.00:24:35
>> There we go. I think for me, I think I00:24:37
got it.00:24:38
>> You got any questions?00:24:39
>> Yeah.00:24:40
>> What's up?00:24:41
>> How you doing,00:24:42
>> bro? Whoever pushed me, they got a hard00:24:44
ass punch. >> Yo, are y'all Why do you guys all look00:24:47
the same, >> bro? You having a good day?00:24:49
>> Look at him. >> I'm having a wonderful day, brother.00:24:51
That's good, man. Good to hear. Dude,00:24:52
>> why do y'all all look for?00:24:55
>> He trying to be like me. Who is you,00:24:56
bro? Get out of here.00:24:57
>> What you want, bro? You got an ugly ass00:25:00
haircut. Me is me. Me is me.00:25:01
>> I got an ugly ass hair. Look at you.00:25:05
>> Got a damn bowl of cereal on that head,00:25:07
boy. >> All right, listen, man. Your clothes00:25:09
don't fit.00:25:10
>> Nice woman to you, buddy.00:25:11
>> Your clothes don't fit, man.00:25:12
>> Whose pink car is this? I want to drive00:25:14
it. Why the is the police station on00:25:17
fire?00:25:18
>> What the [ __ ] Oh,00:25:21
>> guys, do we have any active uh uh fire?00:25:24
We have uh fire inside.00:25:26
>> I think Hitman did it. That's prettying00:25:28
awesome. Nah, bro. You did it. How the00:25:30
hell did I do it? I was sitting here00:25:31
talking to you, bullhead.00:25:32
>> I'm calling. He did it.00:25:33
>> Hey, he called you, Baldhead.00:25:35
>> I'm calling. He did it right now. How00:25:36
much you want to bet? 50 grand. How the00:25:39
hell would I have done it? How the hell00:25:40
is this thing on fire? I'm going to go00:25:42
spit on it. Why is this place on fire,00:25:44
dude? What happened?00:25:45
>> I don't know, man.00:25:47
>> Too much Taco Bell00:25:48
>> probably. Have you tried punching the00:25:50
fire to get it out?00:25:51
>> I would I would not advise you doing00:25:54
that.00:25:55
>> Wait, hold on. I have an idea.00:25:58
>> Oh. >> Oh [ __ ]00:26:01
>> Okay.00:26:02
>> Did I tell you to spray me, [ __ ] I00:26:03
wanted to be on fire. I'm just kidding.00:26:05
>> Well, please exit the PD station, bro.00:26:08
Please exit.00:26:09
>> Oh [ __ ] Sorry. I was trying to punch a00:26:11
fire. >> Stop punching.00:26:12
>> How do I grab a fire extinguisher? I00:26:14
want to help. Yeah, get on it, Bhead.00:26:17
>> Where's old Bhead at? Is everything all00:26:19
right in here?00:26:20
>> It don't look like it.00:26:21
>> Oh [ __ ]00:26:23
>> Oh my god, there's even more fire.00:26:26
>> Everybody get the [ __ ] out.00:26:28
>> Yeah. Everybody out. Every civilian out.00:26:31
Every civilian out.00:26:32
>> Fire department. NO, NOT THE FIRE.00:26:34
>> LOOK. LOOK. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. SEE,00:26:36
YOU WERE ON FIRE.00:26:37
>> PD.00:26:38
>> You were on fire and I got you off fire.00:26:41
>> Yo, let the fire department handle that.00:26:44
GET THE OUT. >> I [screaming] AM THE FIRE DEPARTMENT,00:26:45
[ __ ] YOU AIN'T DOING [ __ ] GET00:26:48
OUT. Get out.00:26:49
>> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. I'M PUTTING THE FIRE00:26:50
OUT. >> EVERYBODY GET OUT. HEY,00:26:52
>> SOMEONE'S GOT TOINGING do something.00:26:55
>> Y'all just standing around. Ain't doing00:26:56
[ __ ]00:26:59
>> I don't know what's going on right now,00:27:02
>> dude. I don't know either. I can't hear00:27:03
if you were talking. But00:27:05
>> why is there a fire?00:27:06
>> I don't know.00:27:07
>> And how did you get a fire extinguisher?00:27:09
>> I stole it off a cop.00:27:11
>> It's a big ass plane.00:27:13
>> Yes, it is. We're trying to put it out00:27:15
with our uh00:27:17
>> We're trying to put it out. YOU AIN'T00:27:19
DOING NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE00:27:20
TRYING TO PUT IT OUT? I'm trying to put00:27:22
it out. You ain't doing nothing. You00:27:24
[ __ ] standing there yapping.00:27:26
>> You got it, man. It's almost all out.00:27:29
>> There's fire on the way.00:27:30
>> Oh, well, thank God they're they're on00:27:32
the way when I've already put the [ __ ]00:27:34
out. >> Uhoh. Uh-oh. It's spreading. It's00:27:36
spreading.00:27:39
>> Holy [ __ ]00:27:41
>> Stop, drop, and roll, liberal. Yeah, the00:27:43
fire department's on the way. Where the00:27:45
are they? They ain't here. The fire's00:27:47
out. Why are there two dead cops? Oh,00:27:50
>> I don't know. I don't know why I can't00:27:51
hear you, dude. You're like the only00:27:53
person I can't hear. >> I'm like blurred out. Oh, I passed out.00:27:56
>> You don't look like you're doing so00:27:57
good, buddy.00:27:58
>> What is going on? This [ __ ] is buggy.00:28:02
I passed out again. Now I'm good.00:28:06
>> What is going on? Get us a car.00:28:08
>> Get us a car. All right. I don't really00:28:09
have anything good, man. I need to get00:28:11
some custom cars or something. You00:28:12
should just steal a cop car and then00:28:13
I'll be like, "He said he was a cop."00:28:15
Should we get pulled over?00:28:17
>> I mean, that's all we can do.00:28:18
>> Yeah, I think that's the only thing we00:28:20
do. >> Steal that one.00:28:21
>> Uhoh.00:28:22
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Officer, I have a question. Oh, there's00:28:24
no officer in there. [ __ ] I didn't even00:28:26
realize. Officer, you know whose car00:28:28
this is, man.00:28:30
>> Yo, put that down.00:28:31
>> What the hell?00:28:32
>> I was making sure there was nothing on00:28:33
fire.00:28:34
>> Hop back in your car.00:28:36
>> That's not my car, but I'll get back in.00:28:40
Oh [ __ ] Whoa.00:28:43
My new car, man. Come on.00:28:44
>> Sorry about that.00:28:45
>> Car driver hopping on up.00:28:48
>> Hop out.00:28:49
>> Sprayed you. >> What did I do?00:28:50
>> I sprayed you.00:28:52
>> Sprayed you. Sprayed you.00:28:53
>> Felony speeding.00:28:54
>> All right, I'm hopping in. [laughter]00:28:58
>> He doesn't even know, dude. He doesn't00:29:00
even know.00:29:01
>> Dude, is this guy stupid?00:29:04
[laughter]00:29:06
>> Oh my god.00:29:10
[laughter] Did he call for backup?00:29:12
>> He's shooting at me.00:29:13
>> I hit him. [laughter]00:29:15
>> Hit him again.00:29:16
>> I hit If that was the same guy.00:29:19
>> Oh [ __ ] I'm going back.00:29:21
>> Good luck.00:29:22
>> Oh yeah, there's a dead cop. You00:29:23
definitely killed him.00:29:25
>> Yeah, right here.00:29:27
>> Run him over. [laughter] Just [ __ ]00:29:29
run him over.00:29:34
>> Yo, back.00:29:35
>> You're free to go.00:29:36
>> [ __ ] Should [laughter]00:29:39
probably get out of here.00:29:40
>> We just causing [ __ ] chaos right now,00:29:43
dude. Let me steal this one. Hold on.00:29:45
>> The carnage.00:29:46
>> Oh yeah, baby. We back in business.00:29:49
>> But dude, there's a cop right there.00:29:52
>> Oh, we good. This cop car sucks.00:29:56
>> Get out of the way. I'm trying to00:29:57
>> pull over. [laughter]00:29:59
>> Hey, pull over, buddy. I ain't playing.00:30:01
Pull over.00:30:06
Go to the charger and the trooper00:30:09
vehicle.00:30:10
>> Pull over. You got to pull over. Pin00:30:11
him. Pin him.00:30:12
>> Now I'm getting boxes. He's going to get00:30:14
units over here. [laughter]00:30:16
>> Pull over.00:30:18
>> My cop car is broken.00:30:19
>> How do they get by? If you go into00:30:20
vehicle options and go to extras, you00:30:22
can00:30:23
>> you can fix it if you just add and and00:30:25
remove one. Oh, I'm dead.00:30:27
>> Yeah, they killed me. Wait, where are00:30:29
you?00:30:30
>> It's not driving.00:30:31
>> Yo, get out the car, bro. I'm respawning00:30:32
before they can cuff me.00:30:34
>> Please00:30:37
respawn before they get cuffed.00:30:39
>> Oh my god. I'm good. I'm out.00:30:41
>> You got Allan.00:30:44
>> I'm good.00:30:45
>> The car turned on.00:30:46
>> Yep.00:30:47
>> Yo, go to the hospital. Go to the00:30:48
hospital. I need a pickup.00:30:49
>> Where you at? >> I'm by the hospital. Where are you at?00:30:51
>> Almost there. I'm at the hospital.00:30:54
>> All right, I'm coming back. I'm like00:30:55
right down the road.00:30:57
>> These cops are [ __ ] chasing my blocks00:31:00
in. They're trying to block me in, dude.00:31:02
Come to just Los Santos Square. I'm00:31:04
getting00:31:05
>> followed, bro. You'll see me.00:31:06
>> Oh, yeah. I see you. I'm coming. I'm way00:31:08
behind you, but I'm coming.00:31:09
>> Oh my god. I might have a concussion.00:31:13
>> All right.00:31:14
>> Oh, I'm I'm about to be dead. There's no00:31:15
way.00:31:16
>> Oh,00:31:19
you reset it.00:31:31
I don't know how I didn't die.00:31:33
>> I don't know even where you are.00:31:35
>> I'm getting I have a concussion and I'm00:31:37
speeding down the road. I can barely00:31:38
see. I'm just I'm doing00:31:40
>> I'm right behind you. I'm right behind00:31:42
you. >> Oh [ __ ] I see you. Yeah. Come on. Let's00:31:44
go.00:31:45
>> The chase of the century.00:31:46
>> This one cop is not happy.00:31:52
What are you doing? [laughter]00:31:54
Oh. >> Oh, the old topsy derby on him.00:31:56
>> How did that work? That was crazy. He's00:31:59
bringing it around town. He's pulling00:32:01
out the moves. [laughter]00:32:04
>> You will never get this. You will never00:32:06
get this. Laoo.00:32:08
Where am I?00:32:11
>> These cops are so bad. Oh my god.00:32:12
[laughter] They're spinning out.00:32:14
>> I just permanently have a concussion.00:32:16
>> Dude, I think they lost you. I don't00:32:17
know where you are.00:32:18
>> Yeah, they're not near me right now. I'm00:32:20
close to Grove.00:32:21
>> [laughter]00:32:22
>> That was soing funny. Just did a little00:32:25
You just kept spinning and they just00:32:27
didn't know [laughter] what to do. You00:32:28
just bang a Yui and they'd be like, "Oh00:32:30
shit." And they all fly into the walls.00:32:32
Like [laughter]00:32:33
what the [ __ ]00:32:34
>> I'm stanced up on Grove, bro.00:32:37
>> You are, bro. You don't look real, bro.00:32:39
You're still driving the goofiest. Looks00:32:41
like you're driving the Israel cop00:32:43
[laughter] car.00:32:45
>> This thing kind of sucks to be honest.00:32:48
>> I know. It's such a shitty one.00:32:51
Dude, I don't know if it's that. Oh,00:32:52
man. Please don't take me to jail, dude.00:32:54
Please don't take me to jail.00:32:55
>> Hey, can you stop blocking the road?00:32:58
>> Yo, officer, help, man. This guy's00:33:00
arresting me for nothing.00:33:02
Oh, they're coming.00:33:04
>> Oh. Oh my god.00:33:06
>> Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Got to do the thing. Don't00:33:09
be holding W when you're doing00:33:14
just joking. [laughter]00:33:17
>> There's so many. How have they not00:33:20
figured out a way to get us yet? I don't00:33:21
understand.00:33:22
>> There's too many of them. They just keep00:33:23
hitting each other, I think. Dude,00:33:25
you're just gone, bro. What are you?00:33:26
This is the best cop car, bro. This00:33:27
thing goes so fast.00:33:29
>> The handling on it is aids, though. They00:33:32
have a top speed. You just hit a00:33:33
straight. We're gone, bro. I don't see00:33:34
anyone. They definitely turned. I got to00:33:36
get another cop car so when they start00:33:38
chasing you again, I can blend in and00:33:40
just start taking them out.00:33:41
>> Just take this one sitting in the middle00:33:43
of the road.00:33:44
>> All right. >> Or actually, that one's00:33:46
>> Oh, no, no, no. It's It'll be fine. I00:33:49
can repair it.00:33:50
>> I've just been concussed this entire00:33:52
time, by the way.00:33:53
>> You need to go to the hospital, buddy.00:33:54
>> There's a cop right here. Do you see00:33:56
him? >> I know. Yeah. Well, let me drive.00:33:59
>> Hey, how's it going?00:34:00
>> Pull over. >> Can we talk? Can we talk?00:34:02
>> Pull over. >> How's it going, guys? How about you guys00:34:04
get out? >> Pull over. Pull over. You ain't a real00:34:06
cop. Pull over.00:34:07
>> Come on, guys. Get out the car.00:34:10
[laughter]00:34:11
>> Come on, guys. Get out the car.00:34:13
>> Dude, they're just not even trying00:34:14
anymore.00:34:15
>> Pull over. Pull it over, buddy. Why you00:34:18
stopped in the middle of the street?00:34:19
Pull it over.00:34:21
Hey, you there. Pull over.00:34:25
>> TURN BACK.00:34:27
>> OH MY GOD. I'm coming. Are you good?00:34:31
>> Oh my god. I might be dead.00:34:33
>> Get out of there.00:34:35
>> They shot me. They finally got me. I'm00:34:37
dead.00:34:38
>> Oh my god. It flipped [laughter] over.00:34:41
>> My car.00:34:42
>> That's you.00:34:43
>> That's me.00:34:44
>> You're just in the middle of it. How00:34:45
many cops are here? The whole server.00:34:48
>> An idiot. Look how far that got you,00:34:50
bro. >> It got me pretty damn far.00:34:52
>> Got you. Yo, >> it got me pretty far. [laughter]00:34:55
>> Put your hands up, scumbag.00:34:57
>> Yo, watch out. Watch out. Watch out.00:34:59
Watch out. God damn. Hey, someone stop00:35:01
him. [laughter]00:35:05
>> Trippy. They're coming.00:35:09
[laughter]00:35:10
>> Look at the whole server of cops. Oh,00:35:12
they shot you.00:35:15
>> I got a dog out. Dogs are about to pull00:35:18
me out of the car.00:35:19
>> The K9 unit's here, man. [laughter]00:35:23
>> Is everying cop in the server.00:35:26
>> I like how they killed me. Like you were00:35:28
the one that like ran them around00:35:29
forever and you're just fine. But they00:35:31
blew my head off,00:35:33
>> dude. The cop said, "Look how far that00:35:35
got you." Pretty [ __ ] [laughter] far.00:35:38
>> Yeah, right.00:35:39
>> Carrying your body.00:35:42
>> [laughter]00:35:43
>> They're like talking [ __ ] Now there's00:35:44
like 30 cops for two.00:35:48
>> Hey, that was easy, man.00:35:51
>> Just another day.00:35:52
>> Nothing but a day's work. [laughter]00:35:54
>> I'm respawning.00:35:56
>> I respawned.00:35:57
>> This They're sending an officer to the00:35:59
hospital. >> Uh-oh.00:36:00
>> They're going.00:36:01
>> Oh god. I I I can only walk in these00:36:03
cuffs, dude.00:36:04
>> And I'm going to respawn in 10 seconds.00:36:06
I know. I got to try I I just got to get00:36:07
there and get in the car.00:36:08
>> Should I try and hide?00:36:09
>> He's calling you out. He's calling you00:36:11
out. Yeah. Try and hide in the hospital.00:36:12
>> I'm going to hide in the waiting area in00:36:14
the corner. >> I'm respawning.00:36:15
>> Oh, I hear him. He's almost here.00:36:19
[laughter]00:36:20
>> It's like a horror movie.00:36:21
>> Oh my god. I'm hiding in the worst spot00:36:23
ever.00:36:24
>> I'm going to go out there and steal00:36:25
their car and then you come out.00:36:27
>> Oh god. They're running to the back.00:36:29
They ran right by me. They ran by to00:36:31
their car.00:36:32
>> Dude, I'm in cuffs. They're going to see00:36:34
me as soon as they walk out. I'm just00:36:35
not going to move. Oh my god. [laughter]00:36:37
They ran right00:36:39
>> I know. I hear they're right next to me.00:36:42
Are you still in your car? I saw you run00:36:43
out. [laughter]00:36:45
>> They think it's me.00:36:47
>> Do you think I'm safe to come out?00:36:49
>> Definitely not. There's like a billion00:36:50
cops here. [laughter] I mean, if you can00:36:52
get out and get in my car, it would be00:36:53
huge.00:36:54
>> But I'm in cuffs. Can I get in with00:36:56
cuffs on?00:36:57
>> I Oh, I don't know.00:36:58
>> I don't think so.00:36:59
>> May. Oh, I don't think you can. You're00:37:01
probably right. [laughter]00:37:03
>> There's so many of them here, dude.00:37:04
They're all here. They're searching the00:37:06
hospital. >> Oh my god. I see them walking around. I00:37:08
I might be [ __ ] I'm crouched down in00:37:11
the waiting area, dude. You should just00:37:12
walk back in here and just walk.00:37:14
>> You see me in here in the car?00:37:15
>> Walk into the waiting area and look at00:37:16
where I'm at. Don't like make it00:37:18
obvious, but just like look where I'm00:37:20
sitting right now, bro.00:37:22
>> I don't see you.00:37:23
>> Walk into the Walk up to the desk and00:37:25
look to your right.00:37:26
>> I see you. Oh my god. I [laughter]00:37:28
literally see you.00:37:29
>> What the Why is there a dead cop on the00:37:31
ground right here? Oh, I'm00:37:33
>> Oh, I'm They see me. There's no way they00:37:37
>> No, they don't see you.00:37:39
How' they not see me? What? Dude, you00:37:41
actually blend in. I'm not going to lie.00:37:43
[laughter]00:37:44
>> Yeah, they're they're leaving, I think.00:37:45
I think you're good in here.00:37:46
>> Most of them are leaving, though.00:37:47
They're starting to scatter.00:37:49
>> The main guy is leaving. The main guy00:37:50
left.00:37:51
>> There's no way this cop doesn't see me00:37:52
right now. All right. [ __ ] it. I'm00:37:54
walking out. >> Wait, hold on. Wait. No. No. Hold on.00:37:55
Hold on. I have an idea. You come this00:37:56
way. Come this way. Come this way. Come00:37:58
in here. No. No. You're good. Come this00:37:59
way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. [ __ ]00:38:01
This officer is coming back. He's coming00:38:02
back.00:38:03
>> That's all right.00:38:07
Oh, [ __ ] >> [laughter]00:38:08
>> You get in the car.00:38:09
>> Not the dude that's cuffed.00:38:10
>> I can't get in.00:38:11
>> The funny part is you can't even get in.00:38:14
>> The hell?00:38:18
[laughter] >> I don't know what to do. You need to see00:38:20
if they can unc.00:38:21
>> They tackled me. Oh god, I knew that was00:38:23
going to happen.00:38:25
>> Oh [ __ ]00:38:28
>> You need to see if that guy will get you00:38:29
out of cuffs.00:38:32
>> The hospital.00:38:33
>> He just called it in that that was us.00:38:35
>> Welcome to the hospital. Trying to steal00:38:36
his car.00:38:38
He just tackled me again. He has me. He00:38:40
has me.00:38:41
>> See that?00:38:42
>> Don't do it. You're going to get pitted00:38:43
to [ __ ] treads. Yo, don't do it.00:38:45
>> He's going to keep respawning his car.00:38:47
>> Yo, I can get in your trunk. Maybe if00:38:49
you if you can hit him. If you can hit00:38:51
this guy, I might be able to get in your00:38:52
trunk.00:38:54
>> My trunk? I don't know how to do that.00:38:55
>> You just need to hit this guy off of me.00:38:58
>> Open my trunk though.00:38:59
>> No, just get him off of me and I can do00:39:01
it.00:39:06
or stand right beside me00:39:09
>> or like pull up right beside me.00:39:11
>> Okay, I'll try. This guy's so mad.00:39:15
>> He's going to keep moving away. He00:39:17
knows.00:39:19
Wait, stop.00:39:22
Okay, I'm good. I'm in your trunk. Oh, I00:39:24
fell out.00:39:26
[laughter] >> Get in.00:39:28
>> Wait. Come back.00:39:30
>> I'm not in. I'm not in.00:39:32
>> I know. I have to spin the block, dude.00:39:34
He's about to blast us.00:39:35
>> We're in a safe zone.00:39:37
>> I don't know if I think they can still00:39:38
shoot. He pulled a gun out. My trunks00:39:39
just opened. Don't worry. I'm coming00:39:40
back. [laughter]00:39:41
>> He's tackling me.00:39:42
>> Nailed each other. I'm coming. I'm00:39:44
coming.00:39:48
>> I might be dead. I'm dead. [laughter]00:39:50
>> Oh [ __ ]00:39:52
>> I think he's he's about to be dead.00:39:55
[laughter]00:39:56
>> Oh, I just [ __ ] up that.00:39:58
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