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00:00:14
right, welcome back. It's your boy Jay00:00:16
aka the murder whistle. If you look for00:00:18
my co-pilots, you see Drogo right there00:00:22
and Ramless is sleep under the bed.00:00:24
Today we are starting our Christmas00:00:26
journey and we're starting off with the00:00:28
Santa Claus. I have seen the first Santa00:00:32
Claus before. I've never seen part two00:00:34
or three, but so I was like, I'm going00:00:37
to watch the Santa Claus cuz the last00:00:39
time I've sat down and watched this was00:00:41
probably honestly when my mom took me to00:00:43
the movies and seen it. I do know Tim00:00:45
Allen's in this. I remember I remember00:00:47
Tim Allen being in this, but I don't I00:00:49
don't remember nobody else00:00:52
at all. I don't remember nobody telling00:00:54
me who's in this other than Tim Allen. I00:00:57
am very curious to see who's in here.00:01:00
Before we get into this, just a reminder00:01:02
you want to watch the full length of00:01:03
this or anything else over Patreon00:01:05
order. You get early access to the full00:01:07
lengths. You get exclusives, peanuts00:01:09
reactions, you get TV shows. You also00:01:12
get a weekly poll on Monday to help us00:01:14
out watch on the following Friday. So00:01:16
with all that being said, I'm ready to00:01:18
get to it. So I'll see you on the other00:01:20
side. Let's get it.00:01:41
This has been our best year ever. Thanks00:01:43
to Do It All for You Dolly. [applause]00:01:47
>> Not Do It All for You Dollies.00:01:49
>> To the people responsible for our00:01:51
record-breaking sales.00:01:52
>> They look familiar as hell. What have I00:01:55
seen him in?00:01:56
>> Scott Calvin and Susan Perry. Aren't00:01:59
they [applause] adorable?00:02:01
Say a few words.00:02:02
>> I've seen her in something before, too.00:02:04
But I don't I don't know what it is I've00:02:06
seen her in or seen other do.00:02:08
>> Want to thank every one of you00:02:09
individually, >> but we don't have time for that, do we?00:02:11
>> He just snatched the mic straight out00:02:12
her hand.00:02:13
>> We're also about families. But our00:02:16
families aren't here with us right now.00:02:17
It's probably why Johnson's secretary is00:02:19
sitting in his lap.00:02:21
>> Man, shut the [ __ ] up, bro. Hey, ain't00:02:23
that what they did at the um when the00:02:25
cold play to call mother out like that00:02:27
with their whole merch?00:02:30
Sorry. I was hoping to catch you before00:02:31
you'd left your house.00:02:32
>> You wouldn't believe the traffic out00:02:34
here.00:02:35
>> Yeah. Same to you.00:02:37
>> Hey, he doing a um Oh my god.00:02:40
>> There's the problem right there. Three00:02:42
car pileup.00:02:43
>> He doing the same he done a [ __ ] um00:02:46
drink all the way.00:02:52
>> Hey, these [ __ ] be riding right00:02:54
here. Hey, listen. My favorite part of00:02:58
this is I know they're not saying this,00:03:01
but it there's a lyric in there. It00:03:04
sounds like saying white people sing. We00:03:06
might have missed it.00:03:10
>> Right there. White people sing. Every00:03:13
time I hear this song anywhere, I'll be00:03:16
dying laughing cuz I don't know what00:03:18
they're saying, but it sounds like00:03:21
they're saying white people sing. And00:03:22
it's my favorite part of the song.00:03:28
Oh, sorry.00:03:30
>> That's how you host him to keep them00:03:31
socks dry.00:03:33
>> Neil's waiting in the car. So,00:03:34
>> why didn't he come in?00:03:35
>> Because daddy says you'll just end up00:03:37
saying something snotty.00:03:38
>> She got thating haircut from the00:03:40
Incredibles. The little mother that was00:03:42
making the suits.00:03:43
>> I got to go.00:03:44
>> Come on.00:03:45
>> That's my dude right there.00:03:47
>> Watch those hips. They're real slippery.00:03:50
>> Told you.00:03:52
>> She about broke her damn hip. You going00:03:54
to your mom for dinner?00:03:55
>> Actually, we're going to be with Neil's00:03:56
family. >> Christmas at the pound.00:04:03
>> There aren't that many presents over00:04:04
there. >> That's because Santa isn't here yet.00:04:06
>> Neil doesn't believe in Santa.00:04:08
>> Well, Neil's head comes to a point.00:04:10
>> He's smart. He's a doctor.00:04:12
>> That's not your doctor don't mean you00:04:13
smart.00:04:14
>> I just want to >> Did that church tell Charlie there is no00:04:16
Santa Claus?00:04:17
>> Oh, Charlie came home from school the00:04:19
other day. >> She lying. She lying. And then he went,00:04:22
"Oh." Oh, that's a lie already. Lie.00:04:26
>> Well, he sat him down and00:04:27
>> told him that there was a Santa Claus.00:04:29
>> Well, >> you're lying.00:04:31
>> And who gave you permission to tell00:04:32
Charlie there's no Santa Claus? If we're00:04:34
going to destroy our son's illusions, I00:04:36
should be a part of it.00:04:37
>> Yeah, the valid point.00:04:38
>> The trouble is Neil and your mom, they00:04:40
don't believe in Santa because they were00:04:42
real naughty.00:04:43
>> I don't know. Seems kind of babyish to00:04:45
believe in that kind of stuff.00:04:47
>> What are you talking about?00:04:48
>> They I believe in Santa Claus. I'm not a00:04:50
baby. Well,00:04:51
>> maybe it's time you left.00:04:53
>> Hey, he cut her off so quick.00:04:55
>> Hey, I with Santa. You know what I'm00:04:56
saying? I believe in the Christmas00:04:57
spirit.00:04:58
>> Will you pick me up tomorrow?00:05:00
>> Of course.00:05:01
>> Early.00:05:02
>> Yes.00:05:03
>> We're talking sun up. You're here.00:05:06
>> Hey, I've done that with my mom before00:05:07
when I stayed some places and I need you00:05:10
to be here as soon as the sun come up.00:05:11
>> Bye, mom.00:05:13
>> Four hours.00:05:15
>> Four hours for what? [music]00:05:19
All right. I'm00:05:21
dreaming of a white00:05:25
Christmas.00:05:26
>> Your Christmas will be perfect like the00:05:28
ones I used to know.00:05:34
>> Hold up, buddy.00:05:39
>> Shut up. Shut up.00:05:44
>> That scared the out of me. That is00:05:47
exactly why you want a high quality fire00:05:49
extinguisher right in the kitchen.00:05:51
>> I'm over here groove. We're about to put00:05:53
on a performance. Y'all weren't ready00:05:55
for that level of sexy I was about to00:05:57
bring. I wasn't ready for it.00:06:00
>> You like Oo, buco Charlie.00:06:02
>> What' you say?00:06:04
>> They're closed.00:06:06
>> What he say?00:06:08
>> Needle's a real good cook.00:06:09
>> You should see him walk on water.00:06:11
>> You don't like him very much, do you,00:06:13
Dad? >> Charlie. Yeah, I was joking. Okay, I'm00:06:15
sorry.00:06:16
I would keep it real. I don't.00:06:18
>> There's just something about him that00:06:20
makes me want to00:06:21
>> lash out rationally.00:06:23
>> Yes.00:06:24
>> I learn a lot from him. He listens to00:06:26
me.00:06:27
>> He charges you for it.00:06:28
>> It's glad you got a bullp. He know you00:06:30
can be a murderer in the future.00:06:34
>> Dreaming of a white00:06:37
Christmas.00:06:39
>> Dennis.00:06:40
>> Dennis ran it back, didn't they? It's00:06:42
always open.00:06:43
>> I've never had Denny's a day in my life.00:06:46
>> All chocolate milk, please.00:06:47
>> We're out.00:06:49
>> Plain milk's fine.00:06:51
>> Hey, my man looks so defeated.00:06:52
>> At least we know they got hot apple pie.00:06:55
>> We did.00:06:56
>> Mhm.00:06:58
>> He said00:06:59
he said00:07:01
he said, [laughter]00:07:08
"Oh my god, that is so funny.00:07:11
What's that?00:07:13
>> What's what?00:07:14
>> A rose such a clatter.00:07:15
>> It's not a ladder. I said a rose such a00:07:18
clatter. It means uh came a big noise.00:07:21
>> How do reindeer fly? They don't have any00:07:23
wings.00:07:24
>> Fairy dust.00:07:25
>> Good answer.00:07:26
>> If Santa's so fat, how does he get down00:07:28
the chimneys?00:07:29
>> He sucks it in like grandpa.00:07:31
>> Listen, I will have I will have answers00:07:34
for all these questions.00:07:36
Magic.00:07:37
Everything he asks. Magic. But you do00:07:40
believe in Santa, right, Dad?00:07:41
>> Of course I believe in Santa. Please go00:07:43
to sleep.00:07:45
>> Maybe you better leave some cookies and00:07:47
milk out just in case. Okay. And don't00:07:50
forget the fire extinguisher.00:07:52
>> Good night, Charlie.00:07:53
>> Hey, bro. My man, I don't even trust you00:07:55
to make cookies, bro. That's damn near00:07:57
disrespectful.00:08:02
The police at your door.00:08:06
[music]00:08:07
Dad.00:08:10
Why he sleeping his watch on?00:08:12
>> I heard clatter.00:08:14
>> Charlie, what are you talking about?00:08:16
>> It's coming from outside.00:08:18
>> I said it was a Fitbit, but it's a00:08:19
regular watch.00:08:21
>> Come on, let's go back to bed.00:08:25
>> Somebody's on the roof.00:08:26
>> Maybe it's Santa.00:08:27
>> Not now. Charlie, do you know how to00:08:28
call 911?00:08:29
>> Sure. 911.00:08:31
>> Yeah, great. Stay there.00:08:33
>> He said that. Hey, he said like he was00:08:35
offended. You asked him that.00:08:38
Hey Charlie, did I stay right there?00:08:42
>> And I'm not going outside of my draws.00:08:44
>> Hey yo, what's up?00:08:46
>> It's snow outside.00:08:51
[music]00:08:52
>> Oh, kill Santa.00:08:55
Woohoo.00:08:58
>> Hey buddy, kick a dead body. But he00:09:01
dead, so I guess it don't matter to it.00:09:04
>> You got him. Charlie, would you listen00:09:06
to me? Stay up there.00:09:08
>> Where's up? Hey, where his head at?00:09:11
>> You killed him.00:09:13
>> Why he just Why he just shoulders?00:09:15
>> Fell, if you can hear me, I'm just00:09:16
looking for identification. Once you00:09:17
figure out who you are, I'll I'll give00:09:19
you a lift back to the mall.00:09:21
>> Bro, he is dead, bro. He ain't moved00:09:23
since he fell.00:09:24
>> Something should happen to me. Put on my00:09:26
suit. [music] The reindeer will know00:09:27
what to do. Yeah, right.00:09:33
>> I ain't going to wave.00:09:35
>> [music]00:09:39
>> What? What's the writer? Comet, Cupid,00:09:42
Donald, Bliss, Rudolph,00:09:45
Tomic, Cupid, Diamond,00:09:49
Franc.00:09:53
>> Reindeer on the roof. That is hard to00:09:56
explain.00:09:57
>> The ladder.00:10:00
>> Shut up.00:10:02
>> Where the hell this come from? I know00:10:04
that hurt like a mother.00:10:06
>> The rose such a clatter company.00:10:08
>> Charlie, come on down from there.00:10:10
Charlie, get down from there.00:10:11
>> Probably change clothes and everything.00:10:13
I didn't even notice that.00:10:15
>> Dad, isn't it?00:10:16
>> Stay away from those things. They're00:10:18
reindeer. You don't know where they've00:10:19
been.00:10:20
>> North Pole.00:10:22
>> Listen, Charlie. I'm not kidding.00:10:24
>> Let's go.00:10:29
>> I know he told00:10:35
>> [music]00:10:37
>> Everyone got work on that landing, don't00:10:39
they?00:10:40
>> Now what do we do?00:10:41
>> Get the bag of toys.00:10:42
>> You want me to take the toys down the00:10:44
chimney into a strange house in my00:10:47
underwear?00:10:48
>> I mean, I know he cold, bro. He has to00:10:50
be. >> We're going to get out of here because00:10:52
this whole thing is stupid.00:10:55
>> How come everything I'm going to do is00:10:57
stupid?00:10:58
>> Listen, you're not going to little kid00:10:59
me, little boy. You're not going to do00:11:00
it. You're not going to guilt trip me.00:11:03
I'm up here on the roof. You know what00:11:05
I'm saying? It's cold outside. I'm00:11:06
dealing with shrinkage right now. You00:11:08
know what I'm saying? You don't know00:11:09
about that cuz you're a kid. You want me00:11:11
to get the Santa costume thing. You00:11:14
never know where it's been.00:11:16
>> Hey bro, listen. It's not as bad as John00:11:20
Connor's daddy. What was his name?00:11:22
Reese. Kyle Reese. He took a bum's00:11:25
clothes00:11:27
and he a no draws. So he put some bums00:11:29
pants on just straight naked balls.00:11:32
>> This completes the ensemble.00:11:36
>> Hey man, something's fit fresh though. I00:11:39
love that color.00:11:44
>> It's okay. I'm used to it. I live00:11:46
through the 60s.00:11:47
>> That is wild.00:11:52
>> Got a concussion.00:11:56
Got Jordans.00:11:59
Dona truck. [groaning]00:12:03
Hey, puppy.00:12:07
>> Who's down there?00:12:11
>> Bro, you are not I run.00:12:18
>> What are you shooting at? Whoa. How'd00:12:21
you do that? What are you feeling, Dad?00:12:24
>> It felt like AMERICA'S MOST WANTED00:12:37
HEY, WHY would you touch that?00:12:39
>> Santa00:12:40
>> Scott Calvin,00:12:42
>> how come you don't have a beard?00:12:43
>> Because I shaved.00:12:45
>> And boy, she asked all the question.00:12:48
>> Do you want this doll or not? Go back to00:12:50
sleep. >> You're supposed to drink milk.00:12:52
>> I am lactose intolerant. Hey, she going00:12:55
to tell her friend Santa Claus be a00:12:56
motherucker.00:12:58
I seen him, but he was he was mean,00:13:04
bro. Shut the up, bro.00:13:07
What kind of child want a kayak?00:13:12
I need you to go to the hood, bro. Go to00:13:14
a broke house.00:13:19
Like, you got mother asking for kayaks.00:13:21
You know what I'm saying? Go to a broke00:13:23
house.00:13:24
So my man is out there delivering00:13:25
presents all night long.00:13:27
>> Is this okay, Dad?00:13:29
>> No, it's not okay.00:13:31
>> I know he cold.00:13:32
>> Does this look like home to you guys?00:13:34
>> Bro, he the North Pole with some jeans,00:13:37
bro. He's cold as00:13:39
>> you, sir.00:13:41
>> Hey,00:13:42
>> can you hear me? [music]00:13:47
>> Say he's cold. He's from there. You know00:13:50
they cold.00:13:52
I think it's the North Pole.00:13:54
>> That's the North Pole.00:13:59
>> I bet Will Ferrell ain't here.00:14:05
>> Little power to be an elf.00:14:07
>> This is so cool.00:14:09
>> Stay here. Hey, kid. Kid. Kid. Who's in00:14:12
charge here? >> Ain't no damn way he ain't going to00:14:13
listen to him.00:14:15
>> You are. And I'm not a kid. I have00:14:17
plenty of shoes that are older than you.00:14:19
>> Excuse me. Are we on a coffee break? We00:14:21
don't drink coffee.00:14:22
>> Then I guess the break is over.00:14:25
>> Hey, he mean to the mother. Ain't he?00:14:28
>> Who are you? >> I'm Bernard. Nice to meet you, Santa.00:14:31
>> I'm not Santa.00:14:32
>> The other Santa disappeared, right?00:14:34
>> The other guy fell. It was an accident.00:14:37
>> Nah, you killed him, folk.00:14:38
>> How did you know the other guy was gone?00:14:40
>> Can I get you a drink?00:14:42
>> I'm thirsty.00:14:43
>> And Charlie said, "I'll take one."00:14:45
>> I thought I told you to stay in the00:14:46
sleigh, >> bro. He ain't listened to you the whole00:14:47
movie. Not one time.00:14:50
I got something for you. Okay, now hold00:14:52
out your hand. All right, be very00:14:54
careful. This is very old, just like me.00:14:57
Shake it up, Charlie.00:15:02
>> Hey, man. Real, I love snow globes. My00:15:05
mom used to have them. I love them.00:15:08
>> I promise I'll take real good care of00:15:10
it. >> Make sure you do.00:15:12
>> Hey, Barabus. Bernard,00:15:15
>> can we take a direct flight back to00:15:16
reality or do we have to change planes00:15:18
in Denver? Uh, Larry, take Charlie here00:15:19
and get him some chow.00:15:21
>> That man called him every other name but00:15:22
his own.00:15:24
>> Follow me. You want to get out of those00:15:25
clothes?00:15:26
>> Look, Barnaby, I just want to go home.00:15:29
>> Hey, it's to the point where it's just00:15:30
disrespectful now.00:15:32
>> Did you or did you not read the card?00:15:34
>> Yeah, I read the card.00:15:35
>> Then you're the new Santa. When you put00:15:36
on the suit, he fell subject to the00:15:38
Santa Claus.00:15:39
>> Oh, you mean the guy that fell off my00:15:40
roof?00:15:41
>> Not Santa Claus the person. Santa Claus00:15:43
the claws.00:15:44
>> Big ass penguin. A clause as in the last00:15:48
line of a contract. You got the card.00:15:52
>> Okay, look.00:15:53
>> Bernard is yelling at people. Bro,00:15:55
>> what does that mean? Means you put on00:15:57
the suit. You're the big guy.00:15:58
>> DON'T PUT ON SUIT.00:16:00
>> TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS.00:16:02
>> HEY, BRO. He said, "I ain't got time to00:16:03
be bull with you."00:16:06
>> And they little kid.00:16:09
>> I'm not coming back here in00:16:10
Thanksgiving.00:16:11
>> I'll ship the list to your house.00:16:13
>> What list? A list.00:16:17
>> Making a list.00:16:18
>> Tracking it twice.00:16:22
>> Naughty or nice?00:16:24
Is it naughty and nice or naughty or00:16:26
nice? Which how to go? Which way is it?00:16:29
>> What if I choose not to believe it?00:16:33
>> They about to you up, bro. That whole00:16:36
workshop stopped. You about to jump on00:16:38
your ass.00:16:42
Why they got a baby in there? Then there00:16:44
would be millions of disappointed00:16:46
children around the world. Children hold00:16:48
the spirit of Christmas within their00:16:49
hearts. You wouldn't want to be00:16:51
responsible for killing the spirit of00:16:53
Christmas, now would you?00:16:55
>> Hey, bro. You talk about a guilt trip.00:16:58
Hey,00:16:59
>> Judy will take you to your room. Get out00:17:01
of the suit. It needs to be cleaned.00:17:06
[music] >> Judy.00:17:07
>> Santa.00:17:08
>> Scott. Calvin.00:17:10
>> Follow me.00:17:11
>> I'll just take the next train. Dad, come00:17:13
on.00:17:14
>> Charlie.00:17:16
Charlie living his best life.00:17:18
>> Wow.00:17:21
>> Oh,00:17:23
>> can I get you anything,00:17:25
>> bro? He got a concussion. That's like00:17:27
very time to say it.00:17:29
>> I brought you some cocoa. My own recipe.00:17:32
Took me 1,200 years to get it right. You00:17:35
>> look pretty good for your age.00:17:37
>> Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in00:17:39
rapping.00:17:40
>> Hey, she shut that down real quick,00:17:41
didn't she?00:17:42
This is good.00:17:45
This is really good.00:17:47
>> Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.00:17:50
>> Not dead.00:17:51
>> I stopped believing in Santa Claus a00:17:53
long time ago.00:17:54
>> Most grown-ups can't believe in magic.00:17:56
It just00:17:58
sort of grows out of them.00:18:00
>> That's cuz they told by their parents00:18:02
that they got to grow up. And00:18:05
I still believe.00:18:07
>> I I see it, but I don't believe it.00:18:10
Seeing isn't believing. Believing is00:18:12
seeing. Kids don't have to see this00:18:15
place to know that it's here.00:18:17
>> That makes sense how Peter Pan and them00:18:19
got that food. They believe00:18:22
a child's imagination is a wonderful00:18:24
thing.00:18:29
That bed look comfortable as though00:18:36
that mother's yelling, boy.00:18:40
See all the new toys?00:18:44
>> Hey, go make some coffee. [screaming]00:18:47
>> All right, bro. Real Christmas and00:18:49
Saturday mornings is the only time I00:18:50
used to get up early like that. Rest of00:18:53
time, you can't get me out of bed. I00:18:54
ain't need no clock. Christmas and00:18:56
Saturday mornings didn't need no clock.00:18:58
Up wide awake in the living room00:19:01
watching cartoons.00:19:03
Thursday, I can't get out. Baby,00:19:14
[music]00:19:16
we're not doing that. Barefoot in the00:19:18
snow. All that.00:19:21
>> Let's see.00:19:22
>> Yeah, Santa Claus. Same initials as your00:19:25
name, Dad.00:19:26
>> What?00:19:30
>> Hey, bro. Kids run so hard. Oh, Scott.00:19:36
Nice PJs. Very festive. Where'd you get00:19:38
them?00:19:39
>> None your business.00:19:41
>> Judy gave them to you.00:19:43
>> Judy?00:19:44
>> Who? >> Up at the North Pole.00:19:46
>> Oh, one of Santa's little helpers.00:19:48
>> Yeah. Me went with the fine reindeer. It00:19:51
was really neat. Mom.00:19:53
>> Hey, bro. Hey. This mother's never heard00:19:55
of a secret, has he?00:19:58
>> About what you said in the house. How'd00:20:00
I get the pajamas?00:20:01
>> I told you Judy. Judy was the name of00:20:03
the waitress at the restaurant last00:20:05
night. >> Some waitress gave you pajamas.00:20:08
>> What's this all about?00:20:09
>> None of your business. I'm talking to my00:20:11
son.00:20:12
>> Yeah, that's the new Santa. The regular00:20:15
Santa fell off the roof.00:20:16
>> Charlie, we'll discuss this at home.00:20:19
>> Hey, I ain't going to like him this00:20:20
movie.00:20:22
>> It's just a dream.00:20:24
Stuff like that didn't happen. It was a00:20:26
dream. Come on.00:20:28
>> The Volvo. Okay. Charlie thinks that00:20:32
this whole thing actually happened.00:20:34
>> What was the last thing you and Charlie00:20:36
did before you went to bed Christmas00:20:37
Eve? Listen,00:20:38
>> we shared a bowl of sugar.00:20:40
>> We cannot talk to me like this, bro.00:20:42
>> Played my shotguns, field dressed a cat,00:20:46
looked for women.00:20:48
>> I read him a book.00:20:49
>> What book?00:20:50
>> Hollywood Wives. The night before00:20:52
Christmas, folks. Come on.00:20:54
>> And did you go to the North Pole?00:20:56
>> Hey, see I will I'll tell you I'll fight00:20:58
him. I will [ __ ] fight him. I'll00:21:01
swing on them. I swear to God I would.00:21:04
>> How can one man visit all the children00:21:06
of the world?00:21:07
>> Not everyone celebrates Christmas. And I00:21:10
think there's some sort of time00:21:11
continuum that breaks down what time is00:21:13
in the sleigh.00:21:14
>> He said time continuum. He is not old00:21:17
enough to know what that means.00:21:19
>> Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?00:21:22
>> Yes.00:21:23
>> Yes. >> Well, I haven't.00:21:24
>> Have you ever seen a million dollars?00:21:27
>> No. Got his ass.00:21:29
>> Just because you haven't seen it doesn't00:21:31
mean he doesn't exist.00:21:33
>> Got his ass. Got him.00:21:35
>> I think Charlie is conflicted at the00:21:37
moment.00:21:38
>> You got more important things to worry00:21:39
about. You know, like where are you00:21:41
going to get more sweaters after the00:21:42
circus pulls out of town?00:21:43
>> We got that Cly sweater on.00:21:45
>> We are very concerned about this.00:21:49
>> Concerned about what?00:21:51
>> If Charlie spending time with you is the00:21:53
best thing for him.00:21:55
>> I'm knockout.00:21:57
on God. Telling you on my dad I'll fight00:22:01
him.00:22:02
>> You were right about the sweater. Okay.00:22:05
>> Do you think by next year I'll be big00:22:06
enough to drive the sleigh all by00:22:08
myself? >> No, Charlie. There there is no00:22:13
>> what, Dad?00:22:15
>> Hey, bro. His bow could go all the way00:22:16
to his eyebrows. Bro,00:22:18
>> there's no reason why we have to tell00:22:21
anybody about the North Pole.00:22:22
>> Why not?00:22:24
>> He might have the bulletest at the bots.00:22:26
Let's keep a secret.00:22:27
>> How come?00:22:28
>> You said I told them that night one.00:22:30
They been talking00:22:32
>> because of mom and Neil. Everybody00:22:35
thinks [music] Well, it's not important what they00:22:37
think. It00:22:40
out five [music] bucks on you.00:22:41
>> I mean, I really I don't see what's the00:22:43
problem with him believing in Santa00:22:45
Claus as much as he do right now. Like00:22:48
him and his dad went to the North Pole.00:22:49
Like, okay, so his dad made him believe00:22:52
in Santa again. What is so wrong with00:22:54
that?00:22:55
When I get the five bucks,00:22:58
>> he's a forget about that.00:23:04
>> [ __ ] Santa Claus.00:23:09
>> Speak to me, you toothless one.00:23:14
>> Hey, bro. Hey. He look like that dude on00:23:17
the infomercial.00:23:22
Is it the I think it's the dude be00:23:24
trying to steal you the little the tape00:23:26
and that he smacking on the tub of00:23:28
water.00:23:30
>> What?00:23:32
Something's wrong with the scale,00:23:33
>> BRO.00:23:35
[screaming]00:23:36
>> NAH, BRO. There ain't nothing wrong with00:23:37
the scale. Something wrong with your00:23:38
ass,00:23:42
>> Calvin.00:23:44
Sorry. Um,00:23:46
>> dry cleaner in my neighborhood went up00:23:48
and smoked.00:23:49
>> Hey. Hey, bro. Somebody's disrespectful.00:23:53
He opened his jacket and they said, "I00:23:54
can't." He said, "Oh,00:24:00
>> beasting."00:24:02
Evidently, I'm allergic, but the guy at00:24:04
the emergency room says00:24:06
>> the swelling will go down.00:24:08
>> That's why I said killer beef.00:24:10
>> No, we were uh just about to order00:24:12
lunch.00:24:13
>> Great. I'm starving. I'll have a Caesar,00:24:15
no dressing, and one of those homemade00:24:17
cookies. The warm chocolate chip, no00:24:18
nuts, a creme brulee, and um hot fudge00:24:21
Sunday. Extra hot fudge00:24:25
on the side, mate.00:24:27
>> Stung by a bee. Scott,00:24:28
>> mind your business, [ __ ]00:24:30
>> A big bee.00:24:33
>> You know what I'm saying?00:24:35
Wait, am I talking about your little00:24:36
stank ass salad? Don't worry about I'm00:24:38
doing side effects of the medicine.00:24:41
>> I don't know what's happening to you.00:24:43
You're starting to look like the00:24:44
Pillsbury Doughboy. You're falling00:24:46
apart.00:24:47
>> I know, bro. He said it like he's00:24:49
skinny.00:24:50
>> Well, just get some help. You know, you00:24:52
should see a doctor, a shrink, a00:24:54
dietitian, anything.00:24:55
>> Like, if some if somebody's skinny tells00:24:58
you that, I get it. Somebody fat tell00:25:00
you that you're fat.00:25:08
Well, hey, his shirt is young, boy.00:25:12
Premature like a mother.00:25:20
>> Thanks, Scott. Time is up. Let's get00:25:23
over here and check your pulse.00:25:24
>> All right.00:25:26
>> I got a scratch on my back and I can't00:25:28
reach it. A itch,00:25:30
>> huh?00:25:32
Well, nuts. What? You put on a little00:25:34
weight? >> A little weight? Does this look like a00:25:36
little weight to you? I've gained 45 lbs00:25:39
in a week. That's crazy.00:25:41
>> What's happening to me?00:25:42
>> What's your diet like? Milk and cookies.00:25:45
>> There is your problem. Just try to cut00:25:46
back on the sweets. Okay,00:25:48
>> bro. Ain'tbody eating that many cookies00:25:50
to gain 45 in a week.00:25:52
>> Could be a hormonal imbalance. Yeah, but00:25:54
look at my hair. It's turning gray. If00:25:55
it bothers you, you can dye it. And you00:25:57
should dye it. [laughter]00:26:00
Just kidding.00:26:01
>> I'mma die m I'm dy purple.00:26:05
[snorts]00:26:17
A heart murmur.00:26:18
>> I think it's safe to say you're taking00:26:20
the Santa thing to an unhealthy level.00:26:22
Here's my card.00:26:25
Call me.00:26:26
>> Do you have any concept of how dangerous00:26:28
this is to a whole b?00:26:30
>> Whoa. Whoa. How dangerous?00:26:32
>> Come on, Charlie. We're going home,00:26:33
>> bro. You're supposed to be playing a00:26:34
game. You ain't supposed to be over00:26:35
there. You don't get your act together,00:26:38
Scott. So help me.00:26:40
>> I will do.00:26:42
>> What are you talking about? Watching00:26:43
folks.00:26:44
>> Why haven't we stopped the game?00:26:47
>> Hi there. >> Hi. I got a delivery for SC.00:26:50
>> Scott Calvin, that's me.00:26:51
>> Yeah, sign here, please.00:26:53
>> Oh, he's left-handed. Okay,00:26:54
>> thanks. I'll get your packages.00:26:56
>> Packages?00:26:57
>> Yeah, there's quite a few of them.00:26:58
>> I'm going have to pay attention to that00:26:59
from now on.00:27:02
>> [music]00:27:04
>> say this is unnecessary.00:27:07
They could have email we00:27:11
saying they could have sent an email.00:27:14
>> It's the list.00:27:18
I ain't no way in the world.00:27:20
>> You You take that. Come on. Come on.00:27:24
Supposed to do with all these packages,00:27:25
guys. Come on. Shut the That's FedEx,00:27:30
bro.00:27:32
FedEx00:27:35
Annie nice00:27:37
Johnny naughty00:27:39
and a body check Santa00:27:41
>> Gary nice00:27:44
Veronica very nice00:27:46
>> in your dreams playboy00:27:48
>> girl you don't know nothing about this00:27:49
nose pole right here girl00:27:54
letting you know00:27:59
if I got to die running down Is he? Is00:28:01
that his hair?00:28:06
>> Bro,00:28:07
>> I'm in big trouble.00:28:09
>> Mhm.00:28:10
>> There's no way I would even attempt to00:28:11
cut this again.00:28:13
>> Charlie, do you mind if I talk to you00:28:16
for a minute?00:28:17
>> Girl goes over his storm like he's00:28:18
worked the whole Dave's job. The00:28:21
>> man is delusional.00:28:22
>> Okay. Okay. So, maybe I'm having second00:28:24
thoughts. I mean, what was so bad about00:28:26
Charlie believing in Santa?00:28:29
>> That's what I've been asking. Oh, come00:28:31
on, Lara. Don't you remember when you00:28:32
stopped believing in Santa Claus?00:28:34
>> I was Charlie's age. I wrote Santa a00:28:37
letter every week that year.00:28:39
>> Boy, I really wanted a mystery day game.00:28:42
Do you remember those?00:28:44
>> I don't know if I ever wrote Santa a00:28:45
letter.00:28:46
>> No, of course you don't.00:28:50
>> I remember seeing people write letters00:28:52
saying they used to be in a paper and I00:28:54
don't know if I ever did that.00:28:56
>> Oh, I got dozens of presents. Oh, I got00:29:00
everything except mystery date.00:29:04
>> I was three.00:29:08
>> And it was an Oscar Meyer weenie00:29:10
whistle.00:29:11
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, Rick.00:29:13
>> And that's when I stopped believing.00:29:15
>> You were three.00:29:17
>> That's crazy.00:29:19
>> Yeah.00:29:21
>> No wonder you're so fun.00:29:24
>> Where's Charlie? I want to talk to him.00:29:26
>> He's with THE JUDGE.00:29:28
>> [screaming]00:29:31
>> IT'S ALL OKAY. I told the judge00:29:33
everything about you in the North Pole.00:29:36
>> After reviewing all of your testimonies.00:29:40
>> What a secret boy. He said secret.00:29:43
>> In the [music] best interest of the00:29:45
child, I'm granting the petition of Dr.00:29:47
and Mrs. Miller.00:29:50
>> Damn. He is big crime.00:29:54
Like he took that little that that deep00:29:56
breath where ain't no sound. You know00:29:58
what I'm saying?00:30:01
>> Hey Neil, you're not supposed to be00:30:03
here.00:30:04
>> Don't make me beat you up, Neil. Oh,00:30:05
would Santa really beat someone up?00:30:07
>> Yep.00:30:08
>> I'm this close.00:30:10
>> So, you still believe you're Santa,00:30:12
>> bro?00:30:13
>> I don't. >> What do you mean you don't know? Think00:30:16
of all those kids.00:30:18
>> The only kid I'm thinking about is you?00:30:20
>> I love his sweater. They don't believe00:30:22
in you.00:30:23
>> Charlie, listen.00:30:24
>> Not his.00:30:25
>> You listen. You think you know who he00:30:27
is. You don't.00:30:28
>> Let him know.00:30:30
>> You're confused.00:30:31
>> I know exactly who he is.00:30:33
>> Charlie, he's not Santa.00:30:35
>> I will him up.00:30:36
>> He is too. Santa.00:30:38
>> Like, you see how he got that bull boy00:30:39
face? I I swear to God, I'll him up.00:30:41
I'll go to jail tonight.00:30:44
>> Remember,00:30:47
>> listen, I understand you. You don't want00:30:49
him to believe Santa Claus, but bro,00:30:50
don't get in my child's face. I'll lose00:30:52
my See, that's why I don't have kids.00:30:54
But I go to prison.00:31:03
Thank you, Charlie. Thank you. Could you00:31:05
guys leave us alone for a minute? I00:31:07
mean, so I can say goodbye to him00:31:09
properly.00:31:14
>> [ __ ]00:31:15
Hey, I'm trying to tell you on00:31:17
everything I'll boy. Listen,00:31:21
Lord, if I ever have kids ever, please00:31:24
don't don't let me and her break up and00:31:26
she get what to do to act like that cuz00:31:28
I'm snatching them up.00:31:29
>> Boy, this bird is dry. Haven't you00:31:31
people heard about basting?00:31:33
>> Bernard,00:31:34
>> I sport Bernard, can I go? Please, can I00:31:36
go? Bernard, why00:31:38
>> you teleport there?00:31:39
>> It's okay with me,00:31:41
>> Charlie.00:31:43
If uh00:31:46
Charlie00:31:47
>> bro, is this day one?00:31:52
>> Scott,00:31:54
>> you're going to jail, Santa.00:31:55
>> Charlie,00:31:57
>> you're going to jail. You're going to00:32:00
jail.00:32:01
>> This is our perpetrator,00:32:04
Scott Calvin. Believes himself to be00:32:06
Santa Claus. This one's not going to be00:32:08
easy to find.00:32:09
>> Won't the bright red suit and beard give00:32:11
him away? [snorts]00:32:13
That's funny.00:32:15
>> This is some of the best stuff that's00:32:17
come out of the workshop since the ball.00:32:19
>> Fabulous. What happens if I fall off the00:32:21
roof?00:32:23
>> Yeah, bro. At least I'm not trying to00:32:25
get got.00:32:26
>> Hello,00:32:27
>> Mom.00:32:28
>> Oh, Charlie, where are you? Are you00:32:30
okay?00:32:31
>> I'm fine. We're up at the North Pole.00:32:34
>> Hey, bro. Can you imagine the price of00:32:36
that long distance call?00:32:37
>> No, Charlie. Wait. No, don't hang up the00:32:39
phone, honey. Charlie, don't h00:32:43
>> fireplaces will no longer be a problem.00:32:48
>> It's a new fabric.00:32:49
>> Man, they didn't give a about the other00:32:51
centers, did they?00:32:52
>> What do I do if I fall off a roof?00:32:55
>> We're cordoning off a threeb block00:32:56
radius.00:32:59
>> Not a donut shop. They got a donut shop00:33:02
with all the patrol cars right there.00:33:03
>> Probably be dressed like Santa Claus.00:33:05
[music]00:33:10
>> [music and bell]00:33:28
[music]00:33:30
>> I know they know he quit.00:33:35
>> Yeah.00:33:41
from Kama to Santa. Did you make a card00:33:46
>> just in case they fall off the roof?00:33:48
I'm said, I got you, boy. I got you. I00:33:52
got you.00:33:53
>> I'm coming. I'm on.00:33:56
>> I still catch all the names.00:34:00
>> Conor fixing. I know. I'm coming. I'm00:34:02
Cupid.00:34:05
Listen, Vincent00:34:08
Prancer,00:34:09
I don't know.00:34:12
>> Take your time.00:34:14
>> Turn to your right.00:34:16
>> No damn well it ain't number three.00:34:21
Y'all snatched up number three for no00:34:23
reason.00:34:27
Bro, Santa [ __ ] is smooth, bro.00:34:34
Damn, little girl. You still ain't got00:34:35
no teeth.00:34:36
>> You're fatter this year.00:34:38
>> Well, thank you very much.00:34:39
>> Damn.00:34:41
You're a very good girl this year. But I00:34:43
want you to go back to sleep. Okay.00:34:48
>> Hey, listen. I'll just say her teeth00:34:50
been gone for a wholeing year, bro.00:34:52
That's crazy.00:34:58
>> You all right? >> I think the milk's a little sour.00:35:00
>> It's soy milk.00:35:02
>> Huh?00:35:03
You said your lack of [laughter]00:35:07
>> Thanks for remembering. Go to sleep.00:35:15
>> Merry Christmas.00:35:16
>> Oh my god. Hey. Hey.00:35:20
>> Look, there's mom in the old street. Can00:35:22
we go there next? I made something for00:35:23
them at the workshop.00:35:25
>> Oh god, that's amazing.00:35:30
Look at you. Freeze.00:35:37
You officers really gave me a start.00:35:39
Merry Christmas, guys.00:35:40
>> Not for you, fat boy.00:35:41
>> If said merry Christmas,00:35:44
>> uh, nice and easy now.00:35:47
>> Guys, guys, I got a lot of work to do.00:35:50
This is a big mistake. Really? You got00:35:51
to watch the suit, too. This is so old.00:35:52
It's an antique, you know.00:35:54
>> Where's the boy? >> He's in the sleigh.00:35:58
>> [laughter]00:36:00
>> over.00:36:02
>> Hey man, he said that to him like they00:36:04
was stupid. It's like where the boy at?00:36:06
He was like he in a slave. Like you know00:36:08
what I'm saying? Like where else would00:36:09
he be?00:36:10
>> Let him go. Let Santa go.00:36:13
>> Hey, imagine being a little kid watching00:36:15
getting Santa arrested for the rest of00:36:18
your life is police.00:36:20
You know what I'm saying? Anytime a cop00:36:23
talk to you, you got to cuss him out.00:36:24
You arrested Santa. We've got a problem.00:36:27
Santa is at the Millers, but he's not00:36:29
responding.00:36:30
>> Like, what?00:36:31
>> Time to deploy Elfs.00:36:34
>> What is that?00:36:37
[bell]00:36:38
>> Let's go.00:36:41
>> Oh, the SWAT L's.00:36:45
I I always see clips of them. [music]00:36:51
>> I know you're Scott Calvin. You know00:36:54
you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this00:36:56
simple. Bur elite00:36:59
name per Noel Babo Natali.00:37:06
I don't know what the he said.00:37:11
>> I wonder how long it took him to get00:37:13
there.00:37:14
>> Don't worry, we're the good guys. Come00:37:16
on, let's go save Santa.00:37:20
>> Don't worry, we the good guys.00:37:22
>> The police are watching this place.00:37:24
Yeah, they probably are. But you see, we00:37:26
weren't figuring on walking out the00:37:27
front door.00:37:28
>> Where are the reindeer?00:37:30
>> Cuz it ain't like he went from house to00:37:32
house.00:37:38
>> I bet that burnt.00:37:43
>> We're looking for Santa Claus.00:37:45
>> Go home, kids.00:37:46
>> We're not kids. We're your worst00:37:48
nightmare. Elves with attitude.00:37:54
You don't want no problem.00:37:57
>> I mean it00:38:01
bros00:38:03
dead in that man's mouth.00:38:09
>> How'd you do that?00:38:10
>> Hey man, these mother broke like eight00:38:12
law. Eight laws. What did I say? Eight00:38:15
laws. They broke like eight laws.00:38:18
>> Mom.00:38:20
Mom.00:38:22
And they walk up in the house. Brush,00:38:25
>> you were so worried. Look at you. How00:38:28
could you kissing me?00:38:29
>> I don't have a lot of time.00:38:31
>> Did you leave the gifts I made under the00:38:33
tree?00:38:34
>> You bet I did.00:38:35
>> They look like you want to say00:38:36
something.00:38:37
>> I think it's a much better idea that you00:38:41
stay here with your mom and Neil.00:38:42
>> But Dad,00:38:44
>> no butts, Charlie. I can't be selfish. I00:38:46
can't be with you all the time.00:38:48
>> Hey, his mustache will eat, too.00:38:50
>> We're a family.00:38:52
You, me, your mom,00:38:55
and Neil.00:38:56
>> Alfie, you better better be to me.00:39:00
>> Miss you too much.00:39:02
>> Listen to me. [laughter]00:39:04
>> Come on. Listen. There's there's a lot00:39:06
of kids out there.00:39:07
>> That boy, he big hurt, boy.00:39:09
>> I'm not [music] going to let him down. I00:39:11
got a lot of work to do.00:39:13
>> So, I can't be selfish either.00:39:16
>> You gave me a wonderful gift, Charlie.00:39:19
Bro,00:39:20
>> you believed in me when nobody else did.00:39:23
>> Hey, bless his little heart. Bro,00:39:25
>> you're the least the least selfish00:39:27
person I know.00:39:28
>> I love you, Santa Claus.00:39:31
>> I love you, [music] son.00:39:33
>> See, I got a question because he said,00:39:35
"I love you, Santa Claus." So, do he00:39:38
love him because he's Santa Claus? Like00:39:41
I know all kids love their parents, but00:39:43
is he this upset because he's Santa00:39:45
Claus? Or was he this upset because he's00:39:48
his dad? Cuz you know what I'm saying?00:39:49
He didn't say, "I love you, dad." He00:39:51
said, "I love you, Santa Claus."00:39:53
>> It's you.00:39:56
>> We tried to tell you. No, it's his hand.00:40:00
We tried to tell you00:40:02
>> you really are00:40:04
Santa Claus. [snorts]00:40:06
>> Damn, her hair hurt on her eyebrows,00:40:08
too. And don't go yet. I have something00:40:11
for you. I It's Santa.00:40:14
>> And she got a little girl. Happy boy.00:40:21
>> Don't run about me. I'll you up.00:40:24
>> Santa, it's okay. Neil,00:40:30
it's um it's my Christmas present for00:40:32
you. It's the um it's the custody00:40:34
papers. I want you to come and see00:40:37
Charlie as often as you can. That's00:40:39
what's up though.00:40:44
He's hurt, boy. Look at his face.00:40:47
>> What's all this boohh going on here?00:40:49
Hey, how you doing?00:40:50
>> It's nothing, Bernard. I'm just saying00:40:51
goodbye [music] to Charlie.00:40:52
>> Well, goodbye. You still got the glass00:40:54
ball, right?00:40:55
>> Yeah.00:40:56
>> Well, all you got to do is shake it.00:40:58
>> Why don't you have to say snow globe?00:41:00
>> Whenever you want to see your dad, he00:41:02
can come back to see you anytime, day or00:41:04
night.00:41:05
>> They haven't said that one time.00:41:08
Nice sweater.00:41:10
Did we make this?00:41:12
>> Laura,00:41:14
he's sucking us into his delusions. Look00:41:17
at the elaborate measures he's taken.00:41:20
>> Why do you want a grass pocket?00:41:22
>> I'll explain it to you later.00:41:25
>> Where'd he go? There's nothing with00:41:26
grass in it.00:41:28
>> Excuse me. Excuse me. You know, you00:41:31
don't HAVE TO SEND ME. OH MY GOSH. WAIT.00:41:33
MY EX-HUSBAND AND HE'S ALREADY UP THE00:41:35
CHIMNEY. He's already up the chimney.00:41:42
Like their garage is bigger than some00:41:43
people's apartments. Hell, the garage is00:41:46
bigger than some people's houses.00:41:48
[music]00:41:50
>> Goodbye, Charlie.00:41:51
>> Hey, bro. If this been today, this will00:41:53
be all over Tik Tok.00:41:54
>> Bye, Dad.00:41:56
>> Merry [music] Christmas to all and good00:41:58
night.00:41:59
>> I'm sorry, Charlie.00:42:01
>> That's okay, Neil. You're just denying00:42:03
your inner child.00:42:04
>> Don't be sorry, Hobo. Be careful.00:42:07
>> Look out below.00:42:14
>> Weny whistle.00:42:16
I'm Weeny whistle.00:42:26
BR.00:42:31
Shut the up. Is that really out there?00:42:33
That ain't out there.00:42:38
But Drogo is big snoring.00:42:41
>> Charlie, time to come inside.00:42:43
>> Mom, stupid ball's not working.00:42:48
>> Hey, sport.00:42:49
>> Dad,00:42:50
>> well, you missed me already. I've been00:42:52
gone what, 10 minutes? Give me a break.00:42:54
I was on my way to Cleveland.00:42:56
>> I ain't miss much.00:42:58
>> Oh,00:43:01
do you want to go for a quick ride?00:43:03
Yeah,00:43:05
>> of course it's up to your mom.00:43:06
>> Please, Mom.00:43:08
>> Go on. Get out of [music] here.00:43:10
>> All right.00:43:11
>> So, does that make her Mrs. Claus?00:43:14
>> Just Just a quick one. And uh [music]00:43:17
not over any oceans. Scott,00:43:20
>> bye.00:43:21
>> Scott,00:43:23
how you going to be with him?00:43:27
[music]00:43:28
Right.00:43:36
We just got finished watching the movie00:43:37
The Santa Claus. I enjoyed the [ __ ] out00:43:40
of that. I did not like um my boy from00:43:43
Beverly Hills Cop in this hell. Did not00:43:45
like him. I I'm telling you, I have saw00:43:48
him so many times cuz just just off how00:43:52
he talked like he talked down to Scott a00:43:55
lot. Like I know the situation. I get00:43:58
it. But the way he just just his tone00:44:01
and then he got in my child's face to00:44:04
face like you know what I'm saying? He00:44:06
got down on his level to yell in his00:44:08
face. Bro, I'm trying to tell you. I00:44:12
would have lost all the Santa Claus in00:44:14
me and whooped his ass. I don't like00:44:17
people yelling my dogs, let alone. You00:44:19
know what I'm saying? I'm telling you.00:44:20
That's why I don't have kids. I'm00:44:21
telling y'all. the the wife.00:44:25
Like, I think she's a good mom, but it00:44:28
just felt like she could not make a00:44:30
decision on her own. Like, until the00:44:32
very end, every decision that was made00:44:35
in this movie was not hers.00:44:37
Like, it's your kid. You got you got to00:44:39
be the one make a decision. Tim All00:44:42
Santa Claus. I love I love that. Um, his00:44:45
whole journey with Santa Claus from00:44:47
denial to acceptance. I love the whole00:44:49
whole thing about it. Charlie was he was00:44:52
as hype as dad was. But like I I like00:44:56
the movie. It was a good movie. You know00:44:58
what I'm saying? Nice happy movie.00:45:00
Everybody end it happy at the end. I00:45:02
love movies like that that have happy00:45:04
endings. I love Christmas movies anyway.00:45:08
This is a cute movie, man. Like I want I00:45:10
want to watch part two and three. That's00:45:12
one reason why we did this cuz you know00:45:14
what I'm saying? Next year I'm watch00:45:16
part two. But like Santa Claus always00:45:19
had a good fit too. like the sweaters00:45:21
and [ __ ] He had all them good shits.00:45:23
Y'all hear him snoring.00:45:25
Listen, he is [ __ ] it up. My man is00:45:29
back here buzz off. But um like I said,00:45:32
I enjoyed this. I hope y'all enjoy00:45:34
watching it with me. But I'mma get off00:45:36
here cuz it is almost like 1:30 in the00:45:39
morning. So y'all be good. Y'all be00:45:42
safe. Night night.Description:
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