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[Music]00:00:09
Thanks.00:00:12
[Music]00:00:31
Out of the way.00:00:37
>> Any chance of yours truly picking up00:00:39
some change?00:00:40
>> Nothing, Dylan.00:00:44
>> What do you mean nothing? Dylan, the00:00:45
tub's just come in. If you get all your00:00:48
guys out on jobs,00:00:50
I can unload it all by myself if you00:00:52
want.00:00:53
>> I told you. No way.00:00:56
>> Why not?00:00:58
>> It's nothing personal. I'm just00:01:00
following the boss's orders.00:01:02
>> And who is the boss around here?00:01:05
>> Ask them00:01:20
[Music]00:01:22
>> travel. I don't know. I was just asking00:01:24
him if there's any chance of picking up00:01:25
a job. Dig.00:01:27
>> Sure, just kick back 30%.00:01:29
>> Yeah, but if I give you the 30%, there00:01:32
won't be nothing left. I got to eat00:01:34
>> already. You're too fat. Keep slim. It's00:01:37
better for your health. Now get moving.00:01:42
You're riving.00:01:44
If I don't eat, you can't go to the00:01:46
toilet. And uh if I can't go to the00:01:48
toilet, you know, it makes me nervous,00:01:51
unhappy.00:01:52
That ain't so good.00:01:55
[Music]00:02:04
Ah, it's a flat.00:02:06
[Music]00:02:16
[Music]00:02:23
Hey, dummy.00:02:35
[Music]00:02:44
Now,00:02:47
why didn't you tell me there was a cart00:02:48
of junk? H00:02:52
[Music]00:03:31
have A nice day.00:03:35
>> I'll take you out of that bassinet.00:03:37
>> Not now. We got other fish to fry.00:03:41
You'll get another car.00:03:42
>> Yes, boys. Right away.00:03:50
>> Come back here, you spaghetti head. You00:03:53
ain't jumping ship. You owe me five00:03:55
bucks.00:03:58
[Music]00:03:59
So long.00:04:01
[Music]00:04:10
Yeah. God son of a [ __ ]00:04:14
[Music]00:04:19
Sorry, friend.00:04:23
>> Hey, did you see where that guy went?00:04:25
>> Yeah, he was running toward the exit to00:04:26
the port. Yeah, last.00:04:35
[Music]00:04:38
>> Hey, you okay?00:04:39
>> I've been better.00:04:41
I don't know how you did it, but thanks00:04:43
anyway. You're a buddy. I prefer to help00:04:46
someone who considers me a friend and00:04:47
not just another chopsie.00:04:48
>> Is there anything I can do for you?00:04:50
>> Don't worry. It's a small world, and00:04:52
sooner or later, one meets again.00:04:55
Heat.00:04:58
Heat.00:05:01
[Applause]00:05:07
[Music]00:05:19
Heat. Heat.00:05:20
[Music]00:05:51
out of the way.00:05:56
Hey, chief. I've got my stomach glued to00:05:59
my back. Got any work for me? Join the00:06:03
union.00:06:16
Give me a break. There's a fritter there00:06:18
waiting to be unloaded.00:06:22
Get lost.00:06:25
Something00:06:28
[Music]00:06:44
wrong?00:06:46
>> Miss Greaser wants work.00:06:48
>> Listen, Sparrow, you flap your wings on00:06:50
out of here. Unless you want to wear00:06:52
them in a sling.00:06:57
[Applause]00:07:00
[Music]00:07:08
Did you call me a sparrow?00:07:09
>> Yeah.00:07:13
>> Did you say they're going to break my00:07:14
wings?00:07:15
>> Yeah, that's what I thought.00:07:24
Let's see you do it.00:07:26
Oh,00:07:27
>> sorry, boys.00:07:31
You asked for it, Polly.00:07:51
Sorry boss.00:08:05
Sorry.00:08:16
[Music]00:08:23
[Applause]00:08:28
[Music]00:08:33
[Applause]00:08:37
Oh no.00:08:40
[Music]00:08:56
Hello.00:09:01
Get another car. You're supposed to be00:09:03
in right away.00:09:05
[Music]00:09:17
Hey,00:09:22
[Music]00:09:24
[Applause]00:09:31
hey, hey.00:09:33
[Music]00:09:44
Look, Mac, you're on the wrong side.00:09:47
Trucks to the right. Put your blinker00:09:50
on, back up, and make way.00:09:59
Hey, you're just going to walk away?00:10:05
Ah, you're a chicken.00:10:08
I hate that when a guy chickens out. You00:10:11
big yellow belly,00:10:13
[Music]00:10:21
huh? You trying to scare me?00:10:31
Go on, take a walk, you big banana.00:10:38
[Music]00:10:46
[Music]00:10:48
[Applause]00:10:50
>> Get out of my way, you little gas bag. I00:10:52
>> need to get out of your way. Me neither.00:11:02
Give me the gun. You stay here.00:11:10
[Music]00:11:13
Hey,00:11:15
[Music]00:11:25
hey, hey.00:11:31
[Music]00:11:49
Where's your boss?00:11:50
>> In the office.00:12:06
[Music]00:12:18
[Music]00:12:20
[Applause]00:12:21
Okay, let's go. Move.00:12:31
>> Sorry, boss.00:12:34
[Music]00:12:49
Okay.00:12:50
[Music]00:13:18
Mhm.00:13:21
[Music]00:13:26
[Music]00:13:46
Don't forget the door.00:13:51
>> They're doing a pretty good job.00:13:53
>> Yeah.00:13:57
[Music]00:14:13
Should I get another car, boys?00:14:15
>> Nah. Haul a taxi.00:14:18
>> You know, buddy, we got a lot in common.00:14:22
I'm Matt Kirby.00:14:23
>> I'm not00:14:25
>> That's a nice name. A little short00:14:27
maybe.00:14:29
>> What did you bust up that car?00:14:38
[Applause]00:14:41
>> It's a question of toilet bowls.00:14:45
>> Oh, that makes a lot of sense. You can't00:14:47
fool around with toilets.00:14:50
And now that I've told you the story of00:14:52
my life, go take a walk.00:15:00
>> I'll be seeing you, big banana.00:15:03
>> You have any reason for hanging around00:15:05
here? >> No.00:15:06
>> Shove off then.00:15:11
[Music]00:15:36
District Police Sergeant Adams. May I00:15:37
help you?00:15:39
>> Oh, you sure can. There's a bump just00:15:41
about to commit suicide. the Rochester00:15:43
Street Canal Bridge.00:15:45
>> Thanks. I'll notify the morg,00:15:47
>> but he hasn't done it yet.00:15:48
>> Oh, then I'll call the psycho boys.00:15:50
Meanwhile, try to distract him. Okay.00:15:52
>> With what? A lollipop? This guy's a00:15:54
regular bulldozer.00:15:56
>> Okay, I'll send an ambulance.00:15:58
>> But if he hears it coming, he'll jump.00:16:00
>> Don't worry. We use a two-door sedan in00:16:01
these cases, unmarked, and it doesn't00:16:03
come with a siren.00:16:04
>> Yeah, that's perfect.00:16:05
>> Okay.00:16:08
>> Got some business for the Looney Ben.00:16:12
[Music]00:16:19
There he is. Pull over.00:16:28
>> Hi there. Hi.00:16:32
How's it going? Fine.00:16:35
>> Uh, kind of a nice day, isn't it? Very00:16:37
nice. Pretty hot, though. He's right.00:16:39
Hot as hell.00:16:41
>> You're hot in that jacket. Why don't you00:16:42
try on this one? It's last word.00:16:44
>> Hey, are you from the Looney Bin by any00:16:46
chance? >> No.00:16:47
>> Wait a minute. I'm the guy who called00:16:49
the police. >> What?00:16:50
>> The crazy guy's over there.00:16:53
>> He's an 18-wheeler. Is he dangerous?00:16:55
>> Ah, it's like a lamb. He's just got this00:16:58
thing about toilet bowls.00:17:00
>> Toilet bowls?00:17:03
>> Yeah.00:17:04
He says you can't trust the ones they00:17:06
make today and wants to end it all.00:17:08
Mysteries of the human psyche.00:17:10
>> Yeah,00:17:12
the gas, right? What's that? Sleeping00:17:15
gas. One whip00:17:17
>> and he went rousing off like a barren00:17:19
hibernation.00:17:20
>> Great. >> Yeah. Stay here. It might be dangerous.00:17:22
>> Okay.00:17:29
Hi.00:17:31
Nice town. H. It sure is.00:17:36
>> You call this a town? It's a big toilet00:17:38
bowl, dude.00:17:39
>> The gentleman said it. It's a toilet00:17:40
bowl. I don't get the comparison. Modern00:17:42
toilet bowls are masterpieces of00:17:44
engineering, which this town sure isn't.00:17:46
They may be masterpieces, but where's00:17:48
the joy of answering the call of nature?00:17:51
At sunrise, in the country, or by a00:17:53
flowing stream at sunset.00:17:54
>> Ah, well, times have changed. I have00:17:56
nothing against the toilet bowls of00:17:58
today. How about you, mister?00:18:00
>> Neither of her. What I can't stand is00:18:02
turds like you.00:18:05
You're rude and antisocial.00:18:10
[Music]00:18:20
>> Hey, what's that can mountain air?00:18:22
>> Well, not exactly. Would you like to try00:18:24
this on?00:18:26
[Music]00:18:29
>> Grab him.00:18:33
[Music]00:18:35
Let's go, you big banana.00:18:39
[Music]00:18:49
>> George.00:18:50
>> Hey, Bernie. How long does it take to00:18:52
cook two hamburgers?00:18:54
>> Man, they're ready now if you want them00:18:55
raw.00:18:57
>> What were you saying?00:19:00
>> I'm tired of looking for a job.00:19:04
Well, it wouldn't take much to change00:19:06
our lives like that.00:19:09
>> What do you mean?00:19:11
>> An armored car delivers the payroll to00:19:13
the supermarket every week. They go in a00:19:15
service store, not the main entrance.00:19:17
And >> hey,00:19:20
>> hey, Bernie.00:19:24
[Music]00:19:32
God, it's hot today.00:19:33
>> Nice cold beer, boys.00:19:35
>> Nah, nothing alcoholic. We're on duty of00:19:37
Coke.00:19:38
>> Oh, when you're on duty, you don't00:19:39
drink, huh?00:19:40
>> No. Where you from?00:19:42
>> I was born in Venice, Italy.00:19:45
>> What are you doing here? You on00:19:46
vacation?00:19:47
>> No, sir. I'm a naturalized US citizen.00:19:50
>> This makes 16.00:19:52
>> How about that?00:19:53
>> 16? You sure don't eat like canaries.00:19:58
[Music]00:19:59
>> What's your top speed?00:20:01
>> Well, if you can stay on about 130 mph.00:20:06
>> 130?00:20:07
[Music]00:20:09
>> You don't suppose you could let me try00:20:11
one out? Afraid not. Listen to police00:20:15
force. You'll get a chance.00:20:16
>> We've been thinking of that, haven't we?00:20:20
>> We need guys who are on the ball.00:20:23
>> Eat up. We got to go. Where00:20:25
>> did you get?00:20:26
>> It's late. They're waiting for us.00:20:28
>> Who?00:20:30
>> Forget already.00:20:32
>> What?00:20:33
>> Attention all units. 16th district. We00:20:35
have robbery at the pawn shop at 40516th00:20:38
Street. Units 2112 and 2111 throw road00:20:42
blocks.00:20:43
>> Oh boy.00:20:45
[Music]00:20:51
They took off like a couple of rockets.00:20:56
>> How many employees are there in a00:20:58
supermarket?00:21:01
>> So many.00:21:04
>> And uh in the office,00:21:07
>> a pair of old mates.00:21:10
>> What we actually need is a couple of00:21:11
guns.00:21:13
>> All we need is a couple of fingers.00:21:15
>> Huh? I got those.00:21:19
>> Okay, friend. I'll see you Friday00:21:21
morning.00:21:23
>> Not so fast, partner.00:21:26
>> From now on, we're going to cast one big00:21:28
shadow.00:21:29
>> That sound.00:21:30
>> As my old man always said, if you have a00:21:32
friend you can trust, don't trust. If00:21:34
it's one you can trust blindly, then00:21:36
watch out. Uh, well, I mean, if you got00:21:39
a blind friend, well, anyway, my old man00:21:42
had the whole thing down the head.00:21:49
[Music]00:22:05
Just what we need.00:22:08
>> Let's keep going and make the north.00:22:13
[Music]00:22:17
Hey, boys. Oh, hi. Hi.00:22:21
Hi.00:22:22
>> Well, is the great day come yet?00:22:25
>> Well, maybe.00:22:27
>> He isn't quite sure yet.00:22:29
>> Well, you'll never regret it. You're00:22:30
well off with the police.00:22:34
>> By the way, did you catch those boys who00:22:35
robbed the porn shop?00:22:36
>> Yeah.00:22:37
>> You bet. 15 minutes after he got the00:22:39
call, they were lying on a table down at00:22:41
the morg. And by afternoon, their rotten00:22:44
brains were floating in formaldahhide in00:22:46
the criminal museum.00:22:47
>> Serve them right. That'll teach them.00:22:50
>> Right.00:22:51
>> Yeah. They don't get no pity from us.00:22:54
>> Well, so long.00:22:56
>> So, so long.00:22:58
>> So long.00:22:59
>> Yeah. Take care. See you later.00:23:01
>> Nice guys.00:23:04
>> They'll remember this Friday for a long00:23:06
time.00:23:07
>> You bet.00:23:10
Let's00:23:11
[Music]00:23:14
put it off until uh next Friday.00:23:16
>> No. Got a dime?00:23:18
[Music]00:23:20
>> Just watch how your partner fixes00:23:22
things, partner.00:23:23
>> What are you going to do?00:23:31
[Music]00:23:41
[Music]00:23:43
Keep cool. If they bite, we'll go00:23:45
through with it. The armored car be here00:23:47
in 2 minutes.00:23:50
[Music]00:23:55
>> I called the police and told them00:23:57
there's a suspicious looking guy hanging00:24:00
around the jewelry shop on 24th Street.00:24:02
>> Why?00:24:04
>> Watch.00:24:09
[Music]00:24:15
Hey, you're smarter than I thought.00:24:20
>> I have crime in my blood.00:24:26
[Music]00:24:32
[Music]00:24:34
>> This is it.00:24:36
Keep calm. It'll all go smooth. Don't00:24:37
worry. As soon as the job's done, we'll00:24:40
go have some fun in Florida.00:24:43
>> We're already in Florida.00:24:46
>> We're already in Florida.00:24:52
>> Hey, it's coming.00:25:00
Heat. Heat.00:25:03
[Music]00:25:24
[Music]00:25:39
[Music]00:25:56
your Done.00:26:03
>> Ready. Ready.00:26:04
>> Yeah.00:26:14
>> This is a hold up which for the ceiling.00:26:15
You better say your voice is stronger.00:26:22
>> Keep close to them.00:26:26
A real nice day, isn't it? May I use the00:26:29
phone?00:26:31
>> Get the door.00:26:32
>> Yes, sir.00:26:35
>> Well, boys, could you come to join up?00:26:40
>> Actually, it's an important step we're00:26:41
taking. So, we wanted to check out the00:26:43
situation first before00:26:45
>> Well, you're in the wrong place. This is00:26:47
the administration office.00:26:48
>> Oh, this is administration.00:26:51
>> Oh,00:26:52
>> yeah. Now, the recruiting office is in00:26:54
back of us on Atlantic Street.00:26:55
>> In back of us? I told you so. I told him00:26:59
it was on Atlantic Street, didn't I?00:27:02
>> Well, if you hurry around there, you'll00:27:04
find Captain McBride in person.00:27:06
>> Well, hurry.00:27:09
>> Bye.00:27:13
>> Hi, fellas. How are you?00:27:14
>> Well, look who's here. So, you've made00:27:16
up your minds finally, huh?00:27:19
>> We wanted to be sure.00:27:20
>> Where you going?00:27:22
to see Captain McBride.00:27:24
>> You can go through the office. It's00:27:25
quicker.00:27:26
>> Oh, we can.00:27:27
>> Sure.00:27:29
>> He says it's quicker.00:27:31
>> It's quicker.00:27:33
>> Hey, what's Bali here been up to?00:27:35
>> Armed robbery. Some honest citizen00:27:38
called us and told us about a suspicious00:27:39
looking character on 24th Street. We00:27:42
nabbed him on the spot.00:27:44
>> Uh-oh.00:27:46
>> You do the report. I'll show these boys00:27:47
away to the boss.00:27:48
>> No worry. We'll find it.00:27:50
>> No bother. Come on. I'll take you to old00:27:52
Papa McBride.00:27:53
>> Come on, let's go.00:27:56
>> So long. >> Be around.00:27:57
>> Papa McBride, he must be a real nice00:27:59
guy. E,00:28:04
>> come in.00:28:05
>> Morning, Captain.00:28:06
>> Morning.00:28:12
>> Where'd you catch them?00:28:13
>> Actually, they came by themselves.00:28:15
>> Uh-huh.00:28:17
Well, now if you think by turning00:28:19
yourselves in it's going to help you,00:28:20
it's not. I'll tell the judge to forget00:28:22
that and throw the book at you.00:28:24
>> There's a misunderstanding, Captain.00:28:25
These boys are here to enroll in the00:28:26
police force. Here's their application00:28:28
forms and the files we have on them.00:28:30
>> Uhhuh.00:28:32
>> So, you want to be policeman, do you?00:28:35
>> First thing you're going to have to do00:28:37
is shave. Mhm.00:28:38
>> Why? >> Cuz I don't like whiskers.00:28:44
Now00:28:46
you're uh Wilbur Walsh.00:28:48
>> Oh no, that's him. I've got nothing to00:28:50
do with that. I just met him.00:28:53
>> Uh00:28:55
says here that uh00:28:58
says here that you kicked out of Canada00:29:00
for fighting, destroying property, and00:29:04
resisting arrest.00:29:06
>> Did you say Canada, sir?00:29:08
>> That's what it says. Canada.00:29:10
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember now. I was00:29:13
working as a lumberjack.00:29:16
Rough and ready. The only friend you00:29:18
have is your axe.00:29:20
Always isolated in the woods with the00:29:22
wolves.00:29:24
Nothing would work. So on a Saturday00:29:28
night, you went into town as hell.00:29:31
Between booze and chicks, you know,00:29:35
fight starts up. You know the way these00:29:38
days go, don't you?00:29:39
>> No.00:29:40
>> No.00:29:42
I'm a Baptist. I don't drink.00:29:44
>> Yeah, I knew it.00:29:45
>> Now00:29:48
you're uh Matthew Kirby.00:29:52
>> You can call me Matt, Captain.00:29:53
>> Appreciate it.00:29:55
Now,00:29:57
what does this mean? Says here that you00:29:59
was uh disqualified for being00:30:02
aggressive. Disqualified from what?00:30:05
>> From baseball. Who was playing with the00:30:07
Red Foxes then?00:30:08
>> Red Foxes of Okachobee.00:30:10
>> Yeah. And it was a great team, too.00:30:13
>> I knew that team.00:30:14
>> Captain, you want to know my side of the00:30:16
story? Yeah. There was this real blind00:30:19
vampire who called me out on base. I00:30:21
protested, but he wouldn't listen. So, I00:30:23
punched him in the mouth. Who knows00:30:25
where that bastard is now. It's a good00:30:28
thing he ain't around anymore because if00:30:30
only I could get my hands on him. I00:30:31
>> Would you like his address?00:30:33
>> You know where he is?00:30:34
>> He lives with me. He's my00:30:36
brother-in-law.00:30:38
>> No kidding. You see, I'd like to00:30:40
apologize for him. He He was right after00:30:42
all. He's got a great eye, and nothing00:30:45
got by him.00:30:55
>> What do you think?00:30:57
>> Boys will be boys. Who hasn't tied one00:31:00
time or another? And besides, everybody00:31:02
calls your brother-in-law names.00:31:08
H00:31:20
Hey partner, how do I look best? Like00:31:24
this00:31:26
or00:31:29
like this?00:31:41
Thank you.00:31:42
>> Size.00:31:44
>> Not for me. Thanks.00:31:46
>> Come on. What size you take?00:31:47
>> Oh, size X X X X large00:31:55
>> feet flat.00:31:59
>> 14 and a half.00:32:01
>> 14 and a half. Tell me those gunboats00:32:04
are full of feet.00:32:06
try these and if they don't go, I'll get00:32:08
some pontoons for you.00:32:11
>> Next.00:32:17
>> Crime in my blood.00:32:20
>> You can't do anymore, can you? Anyway,00:32:23
we flunked the final exam and scooted00:32:24
them out of 20 weeks of training pay.00:32:27
>> You think this train is going to be a00:32:28
picnic?00:32:30
You got another thought coming00:32:33
in 20 weeks time.00:32:36
I'm going to teach you how to make a00:32:37
proper arrest, how to drive a car at 20000:32:41
mph,00:32:43
how to tell the difference between00:32:45
marijuana and parsley.00:32:48
In short,00:32:50
I'm going to turn you into super goddamn00:32:52
cops.00:32:54
In exchange for that, the taxpayers are00:32:57
going to give you $250 a week.00:33:01
They're going to give you a paid00:33:02
vacation, a Christmas bonus.00:33:05
beautiful uniform, a lot of respect and00:33:08
esteem.00:33:10
In addition to that, at the end of 2000:33:13
weeks time,00:33:15
you're going to love me like your own00:33:17
father.00:33:22
How will we rest?00:33:33
Heat. Heat.00:33:38
[Music]00:33:43
[Applause]00:33:46
[Music]00:33:57
[Applause]00:33:58
[Music]00:34:04
[Applause]00:34:10
So these should be here instead of here.00:34:15
[Music]00:34:30
No.00:34:31
[Music]00:34:33
[Applause]00:34:36
[Music]00:34:42
Hands out of the window.00:34:45
Step out of the car. Step away from the00:34:47
car. Hey, it's me. down on your knees.00:34:50
Lie down on your stomach. Arms out to00:34:52
the sides, palms up. Turn your head to00:34:55
the side.00:35:00
[Music]00:35:03
[Applause]00:35:06
[Music]00:35:08
>> Good job, Fred.00:35:10
[Music]00:35:11
Now,00:35:14
that was the correct procedure for00:35:15
making an arrest.00:35:19
What?00:35:23
[Music]00:35:30
>> Come on,00:35:32
let's go.00:35:37
[Music]00:35:41
>> I taught him that one.00:35:44
>> Very good, Kirby. Very good,00:35:46
>> Captain.00:35:50
[Music]00:35:54
Let's go.00:35:58
>> You ever shoot before?00:36:01
>> Who? Me?00:36:12
Ready on a firing line.00:36:15
Aim.00:36:16
[Music]00:36:23
Don't shoot at me. Shoot at the target,00:36:25
you bastard.00:36:37
Not one bullseye.00:36:42
>> Okay, wise guy. You'll do better.00:36:45
[Applause]00:36:54
Where did you learn to shoot like that?00:36:59
>> I've got bullets in my blood.00:37:03
>> Now, boys,00:37:06
for good or for bad, your training is00:37:09
almost over.00:37:11
Naturally, we have left the best for the00:37:14
last.00:37:16
Now, we're really going to see if you00:37:18
got the guts to be policeman.00:37:23
>> Are you ready, Doc?00:37:24
>> Anytime you are.00:37:42
Want some gum?00:37:43
>> What flavor?00:37:44
>> Formaldahhide.00:37:45
>> I hate formaldahhide.00:37:47
>> And now, boys, I would like to show you.00:37:55
You forgot to throw him out.00:37:58
>> He's as hot as a rock.00:38:00
>> Last night, I I I moved him myself from00:38:03
the freezer to the humidifier.00:38:04
>> Think the thermostat's broken?00:38:07
>> I'm sorry, Captain. We'll have to00:38:08
postpone it.00:38:10
>> Sorry, boys. The party's off. The00:38:13
chairman declined our invitation.00:38:15
>> Is he Chinese, Captain?00:38:20
>> I would say so.00:38:21
>> What happened to him?00:38:23
>> Well, we really don't know. We found him00:38:25
by dock 16 last night full of lead.00:38:27
>> I knew that guy.00:38:29
>> Oh, yeah. From where?00:38:30
>> Down at Pier 16 just before I met you.00:38:33
>> Was he already horizontal?00:38:35
>> No, vertigo. Actually, diagonal. He was00:38:38
bent over carrying a big box. He acted00:38:40
like he was afraid of something.00:38:43
He helped me out though.00:38:46
>> Maybe he was a warf rat.00:38:48
>> Did he have any identifications?00:38:49
>> No, he's just wearing a dirty shirt and00:38:51
a greasy pair of pants.00:38:58
>> Should I tell the captain?00:39:00
>> Nah, it's better to stay outside of00:39:02
these things.00:39:05
>> I'm sorry about that.00:39:06
>> [ __ ] I ask you to do one little00:39:07
thing and you can't do it. You're a pain00:39:09
in the ass. My fault.00:39:10
>> Get the hell out of here. You [ __ ]00:39:13
>> Is the homicide squad dealing with this,00:39:14
Captain?00:39:16
>> No. No. The whole force. And if any of00:39:19
you have any ideas, you're free to work00:39:20
on them. And don't forget, if you need00:39:23
my advice, my door is always open. I00:39:27
like to help the young.00:39:29
>> Hey, were you two cellmates?00:39:31
>> Well, at the time it was00:39:33
>> You were what? a truck driver. Yeah, he00:39:38
brought the lumber into the penitentiary00:39:40
and one time I asked him uh for a ride.00:39:44
>> But I got the picture.00:39:56
>> It don't work. Been busted a couple00:39:59
years.00:40:00
>> Why don't you have a sign say another00:40:02
water? If I say it's broken, we'll put00:40:05
money in it.00:40:09
>> Do you mind if I take a ride?00:40:10
>> Go ahead.00:40:21
>> Awkward, huh?00:40:22
>> No. Watch.00:40:27
>> You're a real turkey on crutches.00:40:30
[Music]00:40:32
Oh no.00:40:35
[Laughter]00:40:39
[Applause]00:40:43
[Laughter]00:40:47
Take it easy.00:40:48
>> Take it easy. Hands up.00:40:52
[Music] [Laughter]00:40:56
Shut up.00:40:59
Hands up, [ __ ]00:41:05
>> If I raise my hands, I'll go down like a00:41:08
rock.00:41:11
>> Well, well,00:41:18
for the boy, you can do it.00:41:21
You can do it. Go on.00:41:24
Up you go. Up you go. Up you go. Up you00:41:26
go.00:41:29
[Laughter]00:41:34
Get away.00:41:37
[Music]00:41:38
>> No. No. No. No. No. No.00:41:45
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.00:42:07
Thank you, good man.00:42:25
hands up, Yogi.00:42:31
Hands up, Yogi.00:42:36
I said hands up.00:42:38
>> Hey, mister.00:42:40
He can't hear you.00:42:42
He's a deaf mute.00:42:45
Deaf mute.00:42:50
Let's see.00:42:59
Hey, this guy really is deaf.00:43:02
He's probably as dumb as he looks, too.00:43:06
Give him peace. Poor guy.00:43:09
He's a half wit.00:43:11
Shut up. You00:43:28
Hands up.00:43:33
[Music]00:43:35
>> Let me tell them. I know their sign00:43:37
language.00:43:38
>> Okay, then make it snappy. Kim.00:43:50
Hey.00:44:00
>> Hey, you.00:44:02
>> Oh, what'd he say?00:44:06
>> He says, "You better take off.00:44:10
Otherwise, he's going to shove your head00:44:12
up your ass."00:44:14
>> Can't he see? I've got him covered.00:44:16
>> Sure. >> I ain't blind.00:44:19
[Music]00:44:26
[Music]00:44:40
You think you ought to help me? Get00:44:42
back.00:44:44
>> What?00:44:45
>> Get your ass over here.00:44:46
>> Oh, yeah.00:44:50
Come on.00:44:53
Come on.00:44:55
Come on. You hurry.00:44:58
[Music]00:45:38
He's hitting you with a stool. Mama,00:45:40
come on, kid. Do yourself a favor.00:45:46
>> Hey, watch out.00:45:58
>> What can I do now? They wrecked the00:45:59
place.00:46:01
>> Wait.00:46:05
>> Donations for the damages.00:46:08
>> There you go. Come on. Come on. Nice.00:46:12
Oh, that's nice. Thank you.00:46:15
>> This is our territory now. So, get out00:46:16
and stay out.00:46:19
[Music]00:46:25
>> It's all yours, pal.00:46:29
>> I don't know what to say.00:46:32
Ah, a hamburger and French fries.00:46:34
>> You ordered them an hour ago.00:46:36
>> Hey, that's right. Hurry up.00:46:42
[Applause]00:47:04
Who's missing?00:47:05
>> Watch us missing, sir. Here00:47:09
he comes now. Captain,00:47:11
>> take your time, Waltz. Take your time.00:47:12
We've got all day.00:47:13
>> Thank you, sir.00:47:15
>> Hurry up.00:47:19
>> Didn't I tell you to shave?00:47:20
>> No, sir.00:47:21
>> Well, I'm telling you now.00:47:23
>> Yes, sir.00:47:25
>> He did tell you. I heard him.00:47:29
Thank you, Kirby.00:47:33
Put your glasses away.00:47:37
Get a haircut.00:47:50
>> All right, men. I have good news. I have00:47:52
bad news. The good news is you've all00:47:56
passed.00:47:57
You're on a police force.00:48:00
The bad news is00:48:03
I will accept no resignations for at00:48:05
least 6 months. I will make exceptions00:48:08
of course for those killed in line of00:48:10
duty.00:48:13
Now00:48:15
for your assignment,00:48:21
Nelson and White car 75. White in00:48:24
charge.00:48:28
McGovern and O'Hara. Car 64.00:48:32
O'Hara in charge.00:48:41
[Music]00:48:43
Kirby and Wolf. Car 33.00:48:48
Kirby in charge.00:48:53
>> I didn't tell him to put us together.00:48:55
>> Shut up and show him.00:49:02
Shoemaker car 54.00:49:07
[Music]00:49:08
[Applause]00:49:11
>> Hey, you saw what he did. He cut me off.00:49:12
This is a police car, idiot.00:49:16
[Applause]00:49:21
>> What did you do? Walsh.00:49:25
Kirby, what happened?00:49:28
>> What happened? What happened was as I00:49:30
was coming out, those two jerks cut me00:49:32
off. Well, I saw it, too.00:49:35
>> Is that right,00:49:37
Captain? Look who we've got here. Jim00:49:40
McCoy and Tom Crane. We've been looking00:49:41
for these guys for months.00:49:43
>> See that? When I saw who was in that00:49:46
car, I rammed it. I thought better of00:49:48
that than a shootout in the middle of00:49:49
the street.00:49:51
>> Good thinking, Kirby. Good thinking.00:49:55
You all right, Walsh?00:49:57
Take a listen from your partner. Quick00:49:59
thinking always pays off.00:50:02
>> Take car 11. Go back to work.00:50:10
>> Talk about beginner's luck.00:50:12
>> Beginner's luck. I call it good00:50:14
training. Get this mess cleaned up,00:50:16
Sergeant.00:50:22
[Music]00:50:25
Things are kind of slow. What would you00:50:27
say to a burger and fries?00:50:29
>> Right on, brother.00:50:30
>> Headquarters calling car 3211.00:50:33
Headquarters calling car 3211.00:50:35
>> Wouldn't you know it,00:50:38
you got 3211. Come on back.00:50:41
>> Have a disturbance reported on the00:50:43
corner of James and 10th. Swing by and00:50:45
check it out. 10 for00:50:47
[Music]00:51:02
[Applause]00:51:04
you son of a [ __ ] I'll kill you. Break00:51:07
your neck.00:51:08
>> Knock it off. Break it up.00:51:09
>> What's going on here?00:51:11
>> My old man dropped dead on the stairs00:51:12
from a stroke. This lousy creep stole a00:51:15
false teeth right out of his mouth and00:51:16
sold him for $9.00:51:17
>> All his fuss is for a little thing like00:51:19
that. >> Well, seeing as how we're brothers, he00:51:21
would have split it with me.00:51:23
>> Yeah, that kid's got a point.00:51:24
>> It's not right. I found him first.00:51:26
>> That's enough. Give him his share.00:51:36
>> There you go.00:51:37
>> Oh, by the way, is it true that the00:51:39
university pays 20 bucks for a stiff?00:51:41
>> Yeah, it's got to be fresh.00:51:43
I would just have to call an ambulance.00:51:45
So, who's going to pay for it?00:51:47
>> Be our guests.00:51:48
>> Thank you. Hey, you know what? I got 3500:51:51
bucks stashed away. We put our hand00:51:53
here. >> Great.00:51:55
>> 3211 calling headquarters.00:51:57
>> You got headquarters 3211.00:51:59
>> Send an ambulance over to James Street.00:52:01
There's a customer for the morg.00:52:04
>> Hey, look at that.00:52:07
[Music]00:52:16
3211 calling headquarters.00:52:17
>> You got headquarters. Go ahead.00:52:19
>> Check this plate for me. 1 WW23681.00:52:23
Check if it's in the hot sheet and give00:52:24
me the owner.00:52:26
>> Airport standby.00:52:27
>> How much does a timeke keeper make?00:52:30
It >> sure ain't enough to go around with a00:52:32
beautiful babe in a car like that.00:52:35
>> Where does he get all his money?00:52:38
Headquarters calling 3211. New suspect00:52:41
vehicle registered in name of Fred00:52:43
Shine, 2016 Palm Beach Drive. Not00:52:46
reported stolen. 10 400:52:48
>> 10 4.00:52:52
[Music]00:53:02
>> I'm going to follow00:53:06
[Music]00:53:20
Fine mess you made.00:53:22
Get your driver's license ready, lady.00:53:30
Now, who's going to tell the old man?00:53:33
>> Kirby in charge. I'm sorry, Captain. I00:53:35
don't know what the hell was going on.00:53:37
>> I'm going to be so dumb. That's what I00:53:38
want to know. How00:53:39
>> I wasn't watching.00:53:40
>> You'd better shape up or you're going to00:53:41
be back walking up beat.00:53:47
[Music]00:53:52
Get the hell out of here.00:53:57
[Music]00:54:03
Isn't there uh supposed to be a door on00:54:05
both sides?00:54:07
>> Uh, you don't miss a trick. Hey, chief.00:54:09
>> I couldn't help noticing.00:54:12
What happened?00:54:13
>> I just gave this lady a ticket and we're00:54:15
getting back in our car when these two00:54:17
big cars came right at us. We just00:54:19
managed to jump on the hood in time.00:54:23
>> Who could be wanting to get you? friends00:54:25
of the China men or better yet enemies00:54:27
of the China men. Obviously.00:54:29
>> Obviously.00:54:31
Do you uh happen to know um um um um um00:54:35
um do you think you could you00:54:38
>> better keep an eye on Pier 16?00:54:40
>> Pier 16. Exactly my thought. Exactly my00:54:43
thought. Very good, Kirby.00:54:45
>> Thanks, Captain. And we keep on with our00:54:47
investigation.00:54:48
>> Well, of course I'm uh I'm handling this00:54:50
personally. But don't forget, if you00:54:52
have any problem,00:54:53
>> door is always open. >> Just knock.00:55:04
You say this is a hold up. Your voice is00:55:06
strong.00:55:09
>> Well, things worked out anyway if you00:55:11
ask me. For >> the worst.00:55:15
Give me a stick of gum.00:55:17
>> Sure.00:55:26
I chewed it all.00:55:31
[Music]00:55:48
[Applause]00:55:50
[Music]00:56:02
Can I help you?00:56:04
>> Yes, you can. I'm looking for 60100:56:06
Pacific Street, please.00:56:08
>> Did you say Pacific Street?00:56:09
>> Uh-huh.00:56:10
>> It's uh It's on the other side of town.00:56:14
But they told me it was near here.00:56:16
>> Oh, they were all wrong. Believe me.00:56:18
>> Is there a bus that goes to Pacific00:56:20
Street? >> No, I'm sorry, but I can take you there.00:56:22
I was just going that way myself. And00:56:25
and besides, it's part of our duty.00:56:29
If a taxpayer has to go to the other00:56:31
side of town, a police officer is00:56:32
obliged to give her a lift.00:56:36
May I?00:56:43
[Music]00:56:54
Heat. Heat.00:56:55
[Music]00:57:26
Yeah, it's very interesting job.00:57:28
Sometimes even dangerous. But we're00:57:30
ready to make sacrifices to help the00:57:32
taxpayer.00:57:34
>> That's very honorable what you do.00:57:36
>> What's life in exchange for helping00:57:38
others? Nothing.00:57:40
>> You policemen have the chivalry of the00:57:42
ancient samurai.00:57:44
>> More or less. Only we don't go around00:57:46
hearing swords.00:57:47
>> What did you say?00:57:49
>> Oh, I was just saying you're right.00:57:53
[Music]00:57:58
>> It's lovely here. Yes, you're very00:58:00
beautiful.00:58:03
If you don't mind my asking, what are00:58:04
you doing here in Miami?00:58:06
[Music]00:58:20
[Music]00:58:25
Now, where was I? Oh, I said to myself,00:58:29
if I don't intervene now, I won't stand00:58:30
a chance. So, I smashed through the wall00:58:33
with a car, then jumped out with my gun00:58:35
drawn and arrested all 36 of them00:58:39
>> alone.00:58:40
>> Why, sure.00:58:46
>> Who is it? It's me, Susili.00:58:52
>> Suzy?00:58:58
Come in.00:59:00
Please come in.00:59:01
>> Thank you.00:59:03
>> Did you finish your joy ride?00:59:06
>> Look, this is a very interesting case.00:59:08
>> I'll make it interesting if you don't00:59:09
come back to work.00:59:10
>> I think it belongs to the lady.00:59:12
>> Come on.00:59:13
>> Please come in. Please. Please.00:59:21
[Applause]00:59:28
I like00:59:37
>> Susil Lee.00:59:42
>> Honorable grandfather,00:59:44
>> these honorable gentlemen are policemen.00:59:50
[Music]00:59:54
Why is he looking at me like that?01:00:11
My honorable grandfather says it's01:00:13
difficult to read your cow-like eyes,01:00:17
>> but he feels that the great dragon is01:00:20
good.01:00:22
And that the tiger cup is sharp and01:00:25
quickwitted.01:00:26
>> Thank you. Tiger cubs sure know their01:00:29
stuff.01:00:32
>> Please sit down.01:00:33
>> Thank the old bishop. But the big dragon01:00:35
in the alleycat have to get back to the01:00:37
street.01:00:38
>> Please,01:00:40
>> please sit down.01:00:52
>> Um,01:00:54
I guess you don't know, but the young01:00:55
lady's uncle,01:00:56
>> better say the bread winner of this01:00:58
family, >> right?01:00:59
>> He left a month ago for Shanghai, and01:01:02
since then, not a word.01:01:03
>> Nothing. He always sent word the moment01:01:05
he arrived. But this time,01:01:07
>> nothing. >> Nothing.01:01:09
>> Well, when did you expect your uncle01:01:10
back?01:01:11
>> Right.01:01:12
>> In a few days. But my honorable01:01:14
grandfather says that the moon is not01:01:16
laughing, and that's a bad sign.01:01:19
>> Oh.01:01:20
>> Uh, well, we'll see what we can do, but01:01:22
uh uh we need something to go on.01:01:25
>> I'll give you his picture.01:01:26
>> That's a good idea. We're in business.01:01:29
That way the moon laugh.01:01:39
>> This is a picture of my uncle.01:02:00
Yeah, there's some helpers.01:02:01
>> We'll see what they can do.01:02:07
>> See you soon.01:02:08
>> Yeah.01:02:23
Hey, Brutus.01:02:25
>> Nah, they didn't have nothing with them.01:02:27
Maybe we're still in time. Let's go.01:02:38
I must have been born at Friday to01:02:39
yourself, huh?01:02:41
>> Yeah. Fred give me a job in the dock01:02:43
that day. I never have met you, chop.01:02:45
>> He who finds a friend finds a treasure.01:02:48
>> Yeah. He who finds you finds himself a01:02:50
cop. >> Six months go by like nothing.01:02:54
Why? That ugly son of a01:02:59
[Music]01:03:16
speeding. Don't worry. I'll take care of01:03:19
everything. They're under my01:03:20
jurisdiction. Hey, we got ourselves a01:03:23
VIP.01:03:25
>> Did you say VIP?01:03:27
>> If we give him a rough time, we'll be01:03:28
bounced off the force in 2 minutes flat.01:03:30
[Music]01:03:33
>> Officer, I admit we were going a little01:03:36
fast, but we're in an awful hurry. You01:03:38
see, we were going to01:03:39
>> Put your hands out of the window.01:03:43
Don't make any sudden moves.01:03:46
Come out facing me. Come on.01:03:52
over there.01:03:53
>> Down on your knees.01:03:55
>> Down on your stomach.01:03:58
Stretch out your arms.01:04:01
Palms up.01:04:02
>> Turn your head the other way.01:04:04
>> Legs up.01:04:13
>> Now what?01:04:15
>> I can't remember.01:04:19
Shut up.01:04:25
>> Stand up, you bums.01:04:32
>> What's the meaning of this?01:04:33
>> Make one more move or you'll be pushing01:04:35
up daisies.01:04:36
>> Let's smell your breath.01:04:40
>> You smell like a brewery. You're in big01:04:42
trouble, pal. Real big.01:04:44
>> It's you who are in trouble. I'll01:04:45
guarantee you that.01:04:46
>> You shut up. Give me your driver's01:04:48
license.01:04:50
Hey, >> Miami Club, Rotary Club, country club,01:04:53
golf club.01:04:54
>> Hey, you're big on the counter clubs.01:04:55
Hey, pimp. Pimp. I'll have you kicked01:04:58
off the force for this. You'll see.01:05:01
>> Kicked off the force. I'll buy you a01:05:03
drink if you can.01:05:04
>> What is this?01:05:07
>> That's the path to the governor's01:05:08
mansion.01:05:09
>> Oh, yeah. What do you do there? Empty01:05:10
garbage.01:05:11
>> No, I'm the lieutenant governor.01:05:15
>> Did you hear that? He's a lieutenant01:05:17
governor.01:05:18
>> Oh, is that so? Terrific, huh?01:05:22
>> Speeding and drunken driving. You'll01:05:24
have some talking to do with the01:05:26
district attorney when I your ass in.01:05:28
>> I hold that office. I'm the district01:05:30
attorney and I'll see that you are01:05:31
ruined for this.01:05:33
>> Oh, he's a district attorney.01:05:35
Congratulations.01:05:37
>> Who to believe?01:05:39
>> I'll keep this.01:05:40
>> You take it easy.01:05:41
>> At 5:00, you come to the 16th district01:05:43
with a couple of good lawyers. So, you01:05:45
don't want to spend the rest of your01:05:46
days behind bars.01:05:48
>> All right. >> Oh, it'll give me such pleasure to see01:05:50
you guys blown out on the street.01:05:51
>> I hope so.01:05:52
>> I sure hope.01:05:53
>> Promise you that.01:05:54
>> Now, don't move until01:05:56
my office will see that they're coming01:05:58
right out of this. I won't have it.01:06:00
>> Nice going, partner. We'll be off the01:06:02
force in next to no time.01:06:04
>> You say this though. Your voice is01:06:06
stronger.01:06:12
>> Mr. Scarf face is here, sir.01:06:15
>> Tell them to come in.01:06:18
>> Hi, boss.01:06:19
>> Your foot01:06:23
got back all of them.01:06:25
>> Ah, good.01:06:26
>> One more thing. We saw them two cops01:06:29
from the docks coming out of the Chin's01:06:31
house just before we went in.01:06:37
>> That's funny.01:06:38
>> Why, Chief? H, it's not a job for a cop01:06:40
on the beat. This business smells of the01:06:43
narcotics pure to me.01:06:44
>> Want us to take care of them01:06:45
>> and have the entire state police floss01:06:47
on our tails? Nah. 6 months in a01:06:50
hospital be enough.01:06:52
>> Okay, boss.01:06:55
>> What do you say, Geronimo?01:06:59
$200 to bust up a couple of cops in01:07:01
uniform seems stingy to me.01:07:03
>> It'll be our first defense. You01:07:05
understand?01:07:06
>> You heard the judge. And01:07:07
>> what if we throw in some good stuff with01:07:09
a 200 bucks?01:07:13
What do we do to him? Huh?01:07:14
>> Just put him in a wheelchair for 601:07:16
months.01:07:25
[Music]01:07:29
>> He's on a war path.01:07:32
[Music]01:07:36
Headquarters01:07:43
calling 3211. Headquarters calling 3211.01:07:46
3211. Come in, please.01:07:48
>> 3211 is all yours.01:07:50
>> Hold on, boys. McBride wants to speak to01:07:52
you. >> Hey.01:07:54
>> Yes, Chief.01:07:56
>> McBride, here. Was it you two who was01:07:58
hassling the Lieutenant Gumber?01:08:02
>> Uh, the law is the same for everybody.01:08:04
Or am I wrong? That's just what I told01:08:06
them. They called me a few minutes ago,01:08:08
said they were treated like a couple of01:08:09
delinquents.01:08:10
>> They wanted me to uh suspend you from01:08:11
the force.01:08:12
>> That's what they promised us.01:08:13
>> Let them try. I'll raise so much hell.01:08:16
They'll have to resign. You did exactly01:08:19
the right thing.01:08:20
>> Is it worth it to go against two big ass01:08:22
politicians?01:08:23
>> I told you did exactly the right thing.01:08:25
Now, who's in the wrong is going to01:08:26
>> You don't understand. We were in the01:08:28
wrong and right out.01:08:32
You and your great ideas.01:08:36
[Music]01:08:37
[Applause]01:08:39
[Music]01:08:47
[Music]01:08:55
[Applause]01:08:57
[Music]01:09:03
[Music]01:09:25
I only have vanilla left.01:09:27
>> Hey, chief.01:09:29
Nobody makes vanilla like he does.01:09:32
>> Well,01:09:34
give him a taste.01:09:53
[Laughter]01:09:58
You like it?01:10:00
>> It's easy for you, Copper. You take01:10:02
advantage of your uniform.01:10:06
>> Okay. 4:00, parking lot, orange ball.01:10:13
[Music]01:10:15
Daddy.01:10:19
[Music]01:10:36
Hey. Hey.01:10:38
[Music]01:10:50
Baby.01:10:53
[Music]01:11:03
Hey. Hey.01:11:06
Yeah.01:11:24
Heat.01:11:27
[Music]01:11:41
You see, one of them is already split.01:11:44
100 bucks for me and you keep the rest.01:11:46
Okay. Okay. Break.01:11:48
[Applause]01:11:50
Okay.01:11:52
[Music]01:11:56
Oh,01:12:13
God.01:12:22
[Music]01:12:32
[Music]01:12:33
Right. 32 power.01:12:38
Right. 32 power.01:12:41
Okay. This time we'll show them. Break.01:12:44
Break.01:12:46
[Music]01:12:50
Remember the elbow.01:13:03
Come on.01:13:04
Come on.01:13:20
Yeah.01:13:27
Come you.01:13:47
Good luck.01:13:51
[Music]01:13:56
[Music]01:14:01
Get up.01:14:04
[Music]01:14:11
>> I did this.01:14:17
[Music]01:14:28
What's your real name, Geronimo?01:14:30
>> John Phillip Forsight. An unusual name01:14:33
for an Indian.01:14:35
>> Okay, John Phillip Foresight. Why don't01:14:38
you tell us who sent you?01:14:40
>> I can't think of anything I'd rather do.01:14:42
Well, now. Yeah, sure, boss. I think so.01:14:47
He'll be here any minute. Yeah, I'll01:14:50
call you when he comes. Okay.01:14:53
>> Hey, he's crazy. Come on.01:14:58
[Music]01:15:00
>> Hey, what the Hold it.01:15:09
[Applause]01:15:12
Heat. Heat.01:15:13
[Music]01:15:28
[Applause]01:15:29
[Music]01:15:42
Why?01:15:44
>> Girano spilled the beans.01:15:47
>> Who's Girano?01:15:49
>> You don't know him?01:15:51
>> No.01:15:53
[Music]01:15:59
Either01:16:05
[Music]01:16:12
they're pretty dumb or they're smarter01:16:14
than we think.01:16:15
>> Did you hear that noise it made?01:16:20
>> Those two are trying to pull off01:16:21
something big.01:16:23
That's why they didn't arrest Geronimo01:16:25
or any of you.01:16:28
When's our next load coming in?01:16:30
>> Friday.01:16:32
>> We got to distract their attention. Keep01:16:34
them busy till Saturday night.01:16:35
>> I'll find a way. Now she'll find a way.01:16:38
>> What can I do?01:16:40
>> Phone your sisters. I have a little job01:16:42
for him.01:16:43
>> Oh, that's nice, Curly.01:16:47
[Music]01:16:56
Oh, it's zero.01:16:59
>> Hey, what's happened? What's wrong with01:17:01
the old geyser?01:17:02
>> They've been robbed.01:17:04
>> Robbed?01:17:05
>> Last night, a little after we left.01:17:08
>> Where did they steal? The mice.01:17:11
>> The kids. Rag dolls.01:17:14
Rag dolls.01:17:16
>> Yes. All of them.01:17:19
Then they turned the house upside down.01:17:22
They said there should have been another01:17:23
one. My uncle brought them from01:17:25
Shanghai. He would always bring01:17:27
something when he came back from a trip.01:17:29
>> You remember the name of the ship he was01:17:30
on?01:17:31
>> No.01:17:34
>> And01:17:40
he says if the great dragon follows a01:17:43
tiger cub, he'll find the truth.01:17:47
Tell the bishop that the big dragon01:17:49
failed this time cat once and got01:17:51
screwed for doing it. You01:17:54
>> I don't understand.01:17:56
>> He says he agrees with grandfather.01:18:00
>> Bye.01:18:01
I have to keep an eye on the dragon.01:18:10
>> You know something funny?01:18:11
>> No. What?01:18:12
>> That China's following us around.01:18:14
>> That's funny. First, I see him in the01:18:16
port, then in the morg. Then, by pure01:18:19
chance, we go to his house. I get the01:18:21
feeling he's taking a personal interest01:18:22
in the case.01:18:23
>> Okay. So, all he's got to do now is let01:18:26
us know who killed him. Why?01:18:28
>> Oh, that's asking too much. Hi.01:18:32
>> High time. You in a hurry to see your01:18:35
mother-in-law? >> Wise ass.01:18:48
Hey, where are my French fries?01:18:50
>> France.01:18:53
>> Headquarters calling 3211. Come in 3211.01:18:57
>> Yeah,01:19:00
>> 3211 is all ears.01:19:01
>> There's a car stall down Cedar Street.01:19:03
Check it out.01:19:04
>> 104.01:19:06
You better get going.01:19:09
You better get going.01:19:10
>> Why me?01:19:13
>> Kirby in charge.01:19:15
>> Yeah. And don't you forget it.01:19:33
Oh, wow.01:19:37
[Music]01:19:49
Now, you big banana.01:19:51
[Music]01:19:55
>> Move your ass. What's up, two beautiful01:19:57
blond?01:19:59
>> Hey, wait for me.01:20:03
Wow, he's beautiful.01:20:06
You take the boy. I'll look after the01:20:09
big hunt.01:20:12
[Music]01:20:21
>> I'd like you to meet our specialist, Mr.01:20:23
Wilbert Walsh. Miss01:20:28
>> uh uh Miss01:20:29
>> Angie. Angie Crawford.01:20:32
>> Miss Angie. Angie Crawford.01:20:33
>> Hello, Angie.01:20:34
>> And Miss01:20:36
>> Galina Kilova.01:20:40
>> Hello, Delina.01:20:42
>> And that's their car. You think you can01:20:44
fix it?01:20:45
>> I think the trouble is over here.01:20:57
>> Trouble.01:21:00
Okay, let's take a look.01:21:05
>> I see you know just where to put your01:21:07
hands.01:21:12
>> You ain't seen nothing yet, Galina.01:21:16
>> Oh,01:21:22
>> I love your uniform.01:21:24
>> Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's pretty tough01:21:27
being a policeman. Even dangerous, but01:21:31
uh01:21:32
exciting at the same time.01:21:35
>> I'm sure.01:21:37
>> Yeah.01:21:40
Do you live around here?01:21:42
>> Oh, no. I'm from Philadelphia.01:21:45
You see, I'm the countest's guest.01:21:47
>> The countest?01:21:48
>> Yes. My friend Galina's a countess.01:21:52
>> No kidding. A countest.01:21:54
>> Oh, yes. She's Russian and she has a01:21:57
lovely place here in Miami.01:22:00
>> Oh,01:22:01
[Music]01:22:11
it was the cable to the battery.01:22:13
>> See how good he is?01:22:15
>> He's wonderful.01:22:16
>> You're just too much, Wilbur.01:22:19
>> He's a good dancer, too.01:22:20
>> Well, thank you so much for helping us.01:22:22
We don't know how to show our gratitude.01:22:25
Do you think we can have you as our01:22:26
guest at the villa this weekend?01:22:28
>> Well, the address01:22:32
>> 201601:22:34
>> 201601:22:36
>> Palm Beach Drive.01:22:38
>> Palm Beach Drive.01:22:40
>> It will be an unforgettable weekend.01:22:44
>> Keep counting on it, Delina.01:22:45
>> Till Friday afternoon then.01:22:47
>> Till Friday. Angie.01:22:49
>> Okay. Bye.01:22:50
>> Bye now.01:22:59
What class? What01:23:04
[Music]01:23:17
the hell those Russian countesses can01:23:19
smoke with one of these things is beyond01:23:21
me.01:23:22
Oh, here they come.01:23:26
>> Hey, Whiskers, go answer the door, will01:23:28
you? >> We remember that.01:23:33
>> If the gentlemen will come in, that's01:23:35
why we came.01:23:36
>> May I have your hats?01:23:39
>> Why?01:23:40
>> Well, I should think they're in the01:23:42
house. >> Think again.01:23:45
>> If the gentleman will come this way,01:23:47
please. Hey,01:23:49
we got a date with two seals, not with a01:23:51
penguin, buddy.01:23:54
>> So, I advise Princess Valenca to buy01:23:57
this castle. Oh,01:24:01
>> nice to see you.01:24:04
>> Excuse us if we're not dressed, but it01:24:07
was just so hot outside that we felt we01:24:10
just had to take a dip in the pool.01:24:12
>> We are now.01:24:14
>> Oh, these are for you. Oh, thank you01:24:16
very much.01:24:19
>> Yes,01:24:20
>> you know they're plastic.01:24:21
>> Yeah, >> you don't have to water them.01:24:23
>> Oh, they last for years.01:24:26
>> This is going to last 2 minutes.01:24:30
>> Oh, careg.01:24:32
>> Well, we we'll get into something more01:24:34
comfortable. And uh meanwhile, make01:24:37
yourselves at home.01:24:39
>> Thank you.01:24:42
>> Thank you.01:24:45
Don't worry. It's all the time you want.01:24:49
>> But don't be long, huh?01:24:51
>> Oh, isn't he cute?01:24:54
>> Yahoo.01:24:58
>> Hey, look at this.01:24:59
>> What?01:25:00
>> This picture. We've seen her before01:25:02
somewhere. Hey,01:25:04
>> you remember Fred the Timekeeper?01:25:06
>> Sure. It was his girl.01:25:08
>> That's right. And this is his house.01:25:15
2016 Palm Beach Drive.01:25:17
>> Yeah, but why?01:25:19
>> Cuz they don't want us nosing around.01:25:21
That's why. And now what?01:25:24
>> Now listen, I'm hungry. First, we eat01:25:27
dinner and then we'll see.01:25:29
>> You got a point.01:25:33
>> You rang me.01:25:35
>> Listen, Whiskers, cut out the French01:25:37
crap and loosen your guarders. Now, I01:25:40
want you to bring some booze. Lots of01:25:41
booze. and during dinner to keep the01:25:43
wine flowing. Get it?01:25:44
>> Got it.01:25:45
>> Good.01:25:47
>> In an hour, they'll be drunk as skunks.01:25:52
>> Hey, did you catch that?01:25:54
>> No. >> Don't do it with us drunk.01:25:57
>> Nice. Huh?01:25:58
>> How do you hold your liquor?01:26:00
>> Well, the first two gallons is okay, but01:26:03
after that, I could get rambunctious.01:26:04
What about you?01:26:05
>> Oh, you're kidding. I was weaned on01:26:06
whiskey. My blood's 86 proof.01:26:09
>> Yeah. Hey, here they come.01:26:18
>> Well, are we forgiven?01:26:20
>> You two could get away with murder.01:26:22
>> Sister, you're a real [ __ ]01:26:24
>> Weber's a poor at heart.01:26:27
>> Well, shall we drink to our meeting?01:26:29
>> I'm with you.01:26:31
>> Well, in there then.01:26:32
>> No, no, no. Let's just hang on the feed01:26:34
bag.01:26:35
>> That's a good idea. Let's go. Huh?01:26:37
>> All right, then.01:26:38
>> This way, please.01:26:47
Hey, Gwen.01:26:49
>> Hey, come on. Sit down.01:27:01
[Music]01:27:06
>> It's a lovely evening, isn't it?01:27:08
>> Yeah.01:27:09
Call for the feed bag, please.01:27:12
>> A penguin.01:27:13
>> Oh,01:27:14
>> yeah.01:27:19
>> How about that?01:27:21
>> Is your countest right?01:27:22
>> Yeah, she sure did.01:27:24
>> You may serve dinner now, Pier.01:27:26
>> We hold it.01:27:27
>> Hold it. We miss you.01:27:29
>> Oh, yeah.01:27:33
[Music]01:27:35
You bought it at the convenience store.01:27:37
But it's good whiskey anyway, huh? Yeah.01:27:40
>> Oh, you really shouldn't bother me.01:27:45
[Applause]01:27:47
>> Oh, but that's enough.01:27:49
>> Come on.01:27:51
>> All right, darling.01:27:52
>> All right.01:27:55
>> Mercy miss you, but I don't drink. Shut01:27:57
up and drink with you.01:27:59
>> To our meeting.01:28:00
>> To our meeting. to help me.01:28:04
>> Come on, girls.01:28:08
The hatch.01:28:10
[Music]01:28:13
>> Very good.01:28:14
>> Another one.01:28:15
>> Oh, you brush. We drink vodka.01:28:18
>> How about that?01:28:20
>> Hey, who that sophisticated brought over01:28:21
there in a picture?01:28:23
>> Over there? Oh, there. Yes. That is my01:28:26
sister, Princess Alexia. She lives in01:28:29
Perry. She's married to a prince. Prince01:28:32
Molotov. Ivan Molotov.01:28:34
>> Oh, the guy who invented the Molotov01:28:36
cocktail.01:28:37
>> Started.01:28:38
>> That's a great That's a terrific drink.01:28:40
It really helps you to keep you warm.01:28:42
And now,01:28:45
>> here's the Molotov.01:28:47
>> Molotov. >> Molotov.01:28:48
>> I don't drink, miss you.01:28:49
>> Shut up and drink.01:28:52
[Music]01:28:56
>> I don't drink, miss you.01:29:01
I'm good at it. That's the way. Slash it01:29:03
down.01:29:06
>> Come on. Come on, Galina. Very good.01:29:10
Very good. Okay. Okay.01:29:15
[Music]01:29:20
Missalus01:29:23
[Music]01:29:28
olive oil.01:29:29
[Laughter]01:29:33
>> Give me give me a small piece, sweetie.01:29:42
Oh, sorry.01:29:51
>> Here she comes, chief. Are you sure it's01:29:53
a white lady?01:29:54
>> Sure. Give him a signal.01:30:01
[Applause]01:30:05
By the time those ship face cops are in01:30:07
circulation again, the goods will be01:30:09
stashed and the ship out to sea again.01:30:12
>> Want to take it to the to the usual01:30:14
place?01:30:16
>> I found a much better place. Get going.01:30:20
[Music]01:30:36
Hey,01:30:57
you see that? I got some stuff through01:31:00
customs.01:31:04
I don't see anything suspicious.01:31:06
>> Everything there is suspicious, kid.01:31:14
[Music]01:31:25
Let's go.01:31:27
[Music]01:31:38
[Applause]01:31:39
[Music]01:31:43
Heat. Heat.01:31:46
[Applause]01:31:58
They are loading boarding pins.01:32:00
>> Yeah. Let's follow Freddy's Fred's car.01:32:05
[Applause]01:32:08
[Music]01:32:20
[Music]01:32:26
[Applause]01:32:28
[Music]01:32:30
Hey, that's in there. He's parked.01:32:34
[Music]01:32:51
Now what?01:32:53
We wait.01:32:56
[Applause]01:32:59
>> What are you doing here?01:33:01
>> We're on duty.01:33:03
>> But with the beard. No, you look kind of01:33:05
suspicious. I've been following you.01:33:08
>> Can I help you in any way?01:33:09
>> Well, if you hang around here, do us a01:33:11
favor.01:33:18
Let's go01:33:27
on a face.01:33:42
Twice. Once. Twice.01:33:45
>> Twice. Once. Twice. What?01:33:48
>> Open sesame.01:33:51
Should we go have some fun?01:34:48
Hey, look the party events. Nobody01:35:07
down.01:35:08
>> Yeah, you were right. The China was a01:35:11
war frag. He stole him, but he didn't01:35:13
know what was in them.01:35:26
You got the picture?01:35:27
>> Yeah.01:35:28
>> Let's go. There's only five of them.01:35:29
>> Okay.01:35:32
>> Ready? >> Ready.01:35:36
>> Listen.01:35:37
>> Yeah, I know. You say hands up because01:35:39
your voice is stronger.01:35:40
>> Yeah.01:35:45
Hands up.01:35:50
>> I thought you said it was only five. No,01:35:52
there's 18.01:35:55
Get the one behind your boss.01:35:58
Come on. Come on. Come on.01:36:01
Check the buyer's pockets.01:36:05
Hands up.01:36:19
There must be at least 100 grand. Hey,01:36:22
keep me covered.01:36:25
>> Couldn't we talk this over?01:36:27
>> No, Fred. There's a dead man involved.01:36:30
[Laughter]01:36:33
>> It's so funny. Your guns are unloaded.01:36:37
[Laughter]01:36:41
Hey, didn't you load him?01:36:43
>> No, you just told me to clean him, not01:36:45
to load him.01:36:47
>> And I'm supposed to follow his orders.01:36:49
>> Well, may I use the phone, please?01:36:52
>> No.01:36:55
[Music]01:36:58
>> Hey, boss. I think I just saw two guys01:37:00
coming this way.01:37:06
>> It's close.01:37:12
[Music]01:37:31
God.01:37:39
[Applause]01:37:40
Hello.01:37:43
[Music]01:37:53
[Applause]01:37:56
Hey.01:38:04
[Music]01:38:28
Wilmer. Wilbur,01:38:31
look what I got for you.01:38:38
[Applause] [Music]01:38:45
Punch him in the belly. Slim down.01:38:49
[Music]01:38:51
I called him. You should have punched01:38:53
him in the belly. They both were these01:38:55
two guys hanging around outside.01:39:03
[Music]01:39:17
No. No. Hey. Hey, Wilmer. Wilmer, give01:39:20
me a hand. Wilmer,01:39:23
>> why don't you hurry up?01:39:25
[Music]01:39:29
>> Come on. Enough. You're going to break01:39:31
my wings. That's right, Sparrow.01:39:38
This I got to see.01:39:41
Okay, let him out.01:39:46
[Music]01:40:05
Give it01:40:12
something.01:40:15
[Music]01:40:30
Heat. Heat.01:40:32
[Music]01:40:36
[Applause]01:40:38
[Music]01:40:57
You hit me in the belly. It slows me01:40:59
down.01:41:02
[Music]01:41:15
All right.01:41:19
[Music]01:41:26
Hey,01:41:27
[Music]01:41:41
[Applause]01:41:46
enough boys. Here's some more.01:41:48
>> Come on. Keep moving.01:41:51
Outside. Outside.01:41:53
You still like the old Saturday night01:41:55
brawls, huh? Walt guy.01:41:57
>> What happened here, son?01:42:00
>> Have a look in the office.01:42:01
>> You back in01:42:02
>> that office. Get over there.01:42:06
>> I mean it, boss. I seen these two creeps01:42:08
hanging around out back.01:42:10
>> I knew something was wrong the minute I01:42:11
seen them.01:42:12
>> Bad little fling with the police force.01:42:15
It's over. We're rich.01:42:17
>> No. No.01:42:18
>> I'm rich.01:42:19
>> What do you mean you're rich?01:42:21
You did a wonderful job, Kirby.01:42:23
Wonderful job. There was nothing. Chief,01:42:26
>> take care of this, Sergeant. It's01:42:27
evidence.01:42:28
>> Yes, sir.01:42:32
>> You know, Walsh, in the beginning, I01:42:34
didn't think you were going to amount to01:42:35
a dam. >> That's why we're going to hand in our01:42:37
resignation.01:42:38
>> The only thing you're going to hand in01:42:40
is a complete report tonight in my01:42:42
office.01:42:47
Kirby, did I tell him to shave01:42:49
>> more than once, sir?01:42:51
>> I thought so.01:43:04
>> Oh, please come in.01:43:07
>> Hi.01:43:08
>> Hi. >> Hi.01:43:11
>> Well, hi.01:43:12
>> It's a pleasure to see you again. Please01:43:14
sit down.01:43:15
>> No thanks. We're on duty.01:43:16
>> This is for the kids.01:43:17
>> Thank you.01:43:20
[Music]01:43:26
[Music]01:43:28
>> Thank you. It's good to see the children01:43:30
smile again.01:43:38
>> My honorable aunt asked if you have any01:43:40
good news for01:43:44
news.01:43:46
You know, uh, in life01:43:49
things don't always go as we'd like.01:43:52
Sometimes01:43:55
[Music]01:44:03
accident.01:44:04
>> Yeah, it was an accident in Hong Kong.01:44:08
He fell off a gang plank, but uh the01:44:12
captain of the ship gave us insurance01:44:13
money to bring to you.01:44:16
>> Oh, yeah. But01:44:18
it's not too much, you know.01:44:20
>> What do you mean? There's enough to01:44:21
bring him up. Well,01:44:25
[Music]01:44:34
[Music]01:44:43
My honorable grandfather says that only01:44:45
good men don't know how to lie.01:44:51
>> Well, we're on duty. We better go now.01:44:54
Bye.01:44:55
>> So long, you kind, generous dragon.01:44:59
Salon, you good tiger cup.01:45:03
>> Salon.01:45:06
[Music]01:45:16
>> The tiger cup is a real sob.01:45:19
And a good dragon is a sucker. That's01:45:22
it. Now that we finished casting one big01:45:26
shadow, I'm splitting.01:45:28
>> Too bad. We made a good team.01:45:32
>> What about the car? Do I keep it?01:45:34
>> Oh, no. We sell it. We go half and half.01:45:39
>> Attention all unit 16th district.01:45:41
Attention all unit 16th district.01:45:43
Captain McBride wants to speak to you.01:45:45
>> Boys, this McBride Pearson and O'Hara01:45:47
been seriously wounded in a gunfight. We01:45:49
need special blood donors right away. RH01:45:52
negative. Now I'm counting on the old01:45:54
police force spirit if any of you got01:45:55
it. Thank you boys. McBride out.01:45:58
>> What kind of blood do you have?01:46:02
>> Rh negative.01:46:05
>> You think you have enough of both of01:46:06
them?01:46:08
>> Shut up and step on it.01:46:13
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