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[Music]00:00:27
Feels so good this00:00:30
falling. I want to leave before I look00:00:33
around. I know that I'm00:00:36
falling. I think that's what this life's00:00:40
[Music]00:00:42
about. This is00:00:46
infatuation. Call it no sin, no crime.00:00:50
Fact, I'm truly00:00:52
grateful. Promise of love seems so00:00:55
alive. Let's see. Let's see.00:01:00
Take it outside and kick the wheels. I'm00:01:03
in fire keeps I just don't fall this00:01:08
easy. Just don't fall this easy. Don't00:01:12
fall so hard for everyone what I00:01:21
mean. You say you're my teacher. It must00:01:26
be time for my next lesson. I've been00:01:29
trying to reach you. You want to buy it00:01:33
into my obsession. Let's see. Let's00:01:37
see. Take it outside and kick the00:01:40
wheels. I'm in00:01:43
[ __ ] I just don't fall this00:01:47
season. Just don't fall this easy. Don't00:01:51
fall so hard for everyone. I00:01:56
mean, I00:01:59
mean, I'm so in00:02:04
love in love. I'm alone in love. So,00:02:10
I'll be just fine. Cold it off. Won't00:02:14
have my life00:02:15
over. Give myself to what could be.00:02:20
might just last00:02:22
forever. I know there's no way to be00:02:25
free. Let's see. Let's see. Take it00:02:30
outside and kick the wheels. I'm00:02:33
in00:02:35
keep. Just don't fall this easy. Just00:02:39
don't fall this easy. Don't fall so hard00:02:43
for everyone.00:02:46
[Music]00:02:49
All righty. Two moatza balls just like00:02:52
you like it. Always taking care of me.00:02:55
You Hey, anything for my most beautiful00:02:57
customer. Huh?00:02:59
I left you a nice tip today. Oh, Leo,00:03:02
you don't have to do that. Thank you.00:03:05
Thank you so much. My pleasure. See you00:03:09
later, buddy.00:03:13
Excuse me. Thank you.00:03:17
No, aluminum is not good for you.00:03:20
Waiter. Hey, excuse me, buddy. Is there00:03:22
something wrong with my fork? No, just00:03:25
your stock choice is future. Oh, well,00:03:27
your future involves topping off my00:03:29
coffee. Okay.00:03:32
Aluminum stable. There's just no growth00:03:34
potential in it. Wait, wait, hold on a00:03:37
second. Hold on. Hold on. Get up.00:03:40
Unbelievable. That is exactly what my00:03:41
consultant said last night. And I bet he00:03:43
charged you more than the 6.95 lunch00:03:45
special for that.00:03:47
Yeah, he did.00:03:51
Okay. So, say you were her, who would00:03:55
you bet on? I would go with00:04:02
that one.00:04:04
You're kidding, right? That's nickel00:04:06
stuff. Sim's about to shake hands with00:04:08
them next week. That means by Friday,00:04:09
those nickels are going to be worth00:04:10
millions. Let me send her over. Wow.00:04:13
Thanks. That's impressive. We ain't seen00:04:15
nothing yet. Mike, 57 is yours. They00:04:17
ain't seen nothing yet either. Go. Wait,00:04:19
wait, wait. Hold on a second. Um, so,00:04:23
um, what are you doing later tonight?00:04:25
Maybe you want to show me something I00:04:27
haven't seen yet. Wow. Okay. Um, I think00:04:32
I will be at home with my girlfriend.00:04:36
My very jealous, very Hey, waiter, dude.00:04:40
Yeah, Kasanova. It's Mike. Mike. It's00:04:43
Mike Christian and he's very religious.00:04:45
Yeah, well, I'd pray to that and very00:04:48
busy. Okay, he's still waiting. Wait,00:04:51
Mike, just this is ridiculous.00:04:54
No, no, no, sir. I apologize. No, I'm00:04:57
sorry. I apologize. We have a business00:04:59
meeting. He's just a trainee. Please say00:05:01
he's a trainee. Please, let me take your00:05:02
order, gentlemen. A trainee? Really?00:05:07
Wow. You know what? I don't feel so But00:05:10
I think I got to go. If you dare take00:05:12
that tie off, you're fired. Okay, keep00:05:13
it on and clean the table. What seems to00:05:16
be the problem?00:05:17
He wants to get fired. Mr. Lipnik, he's00:05:20
already chased out four of our regular00:05:21
customers. I know. Four coffee only00:05:25
customers. Those people have been00:05:27
hogging that table every day now for a00:05:30
week. I wondered who had the balls to00:05:33
throw them out. Good business sense,00:05:35
Michael. You're my man.00:05:40
Come here. Let's talk. Michael, uh, my00:05:42
granddaughter Delilah's at a conference00:05:45
at University Hall. Do you think you00:05:46
could pick her up for us? Absolutely.00:05:54
Although it's rare, at the turn of the00:05:56
last century, the divorce rate grew for00:05:59
a number of justifiable reasons. People00:06:02
are00:06:03
alcoholics, drug addicts, physically00:06:05
abusive to their spouse or children.00:06:08
These are situations where separation is00:06:11
often best for all00:06:13
involved. But divorce and its acceptance00:06:18
have changed with the00:06:19
times. On their wedding day, couples00:06:23
often still say, "Till death do us00:06:26
part."00:06:27
But after time passes, initial00:06:30
attraction often00:06:31
fades. The perfect spouse all of a00:06:35
sudden is a normal person with human00:06:38
flaws. Recurring arguments, attraction00:06:42
to a coworker, or simple boredom can00:06:45
lead to irreconcilable00:06:48
differences. Divorce is a lazy way out.00:06:52
Divorce is a shortcut solution. Wake up,00:06:56
Grandma. It's the 21st century. That's00:06:59
the way it goes.00:07:02
What about children?00:07:04
Doesn't our future depend on them?00:07:10
Divorce can have a devastating effect on00:07:12
a child, as my case studies00:07:15
attest. I can also personally attest to00:07:18
this because I come from a broken00:07:21
family. I was raised by my grandparents00:07:24
and not that they didn't take care of me00:07:26
because they did, but I still wish that00:07:30
my parents were there too. And your00:07:32
solution,00:07:38
take it00:07:40
seriously. Marriage is work. Marriage is00:07:43
for life. If you are willing to make the00:07:46
commitment, you have to be prepared to00:07:48
go the distance. Excuse me. Um, did you00:07:52
major in sociology or did you major in00:07:54
fantasy?00:07:58
You make it sound like a jail sense00:08:00
without the parole.00:08:04
Well, buddy, no need to worry. From the00:08:07
looks of it, the only lifelong00:08:08
commitment you'll have is with your00:08:09
right hand.00:08:16
[ __ ]00:08:19
Thank you.00:08:20
That's uh that's it. That's all.00:08:25
Thank God.00:08:28
[Applause]00:08:37
Honey, slow down. I will wipe that off00:08:39
for 3 years on that thesis. I am doing00:08:42
hundreds of couples and all it takes is00:08:44
a couple of idiots in the audience to00:08:45
make it all seem like a joke.00:08:48
You seem to have no opinion about it.00:08:51
Well, if it's one thing I've learned00:08:52
from you, it's when to keep my mouth00:08:53
shut.00:08:55
Okay, then fine. Let's Let's be honest.00:08:59
I can handle00:09:01
it. Tell me the truth.00:09:05
Truth? Yeah.00:09:09
Well, I think some of those guys had00:09:13
some pretty valid points.00:09:19
Why don't you just admit it? You don't00:09:21
respect my academic research.00:09:27
No, it's just thousands of thesis00:09:30
sitting a library gathering dust. You00:09:32
know, they change nothing. The world00:09:34
goes on as if they were never even00:09:36
written. Yeah, but out of those00:09:38
thousands, one of those papers had the00:09:40
formula for electricity on it.00:09:43
Did. So, how do you know that mine won't00:09:45
be that one? Huh?00:09:47
I mean, if it could just change one00:09:48
mind, it would all be worth it. Why am I00:09:52
wasting my time talking to you? I mean,00:09:53
what would a college dropout care about00:09:55
this stuff anyway? Hey, I am a proud00:09:57
dropout, okay? College is a waste of00:09:59
time. Four, five, six years of endless00:10:03
side roads and pointless detours. My00:10:06
theory for life is simple. Shortcuts.00:10:10
Shortcuts.00:10:25
You know what? This has been too much00:10:27
academic debate for one day. I'm sorry,00:10:30
Mike. Okay. I've just had a really rough00:10:32
day.00:10:36
How about some margaritas at the deck00:10:38
bar?00:10:41
And00:10:42
then how about a00:10:45
massage by the expert hands of a Kansas00:10:49
City farm00:10:52
boy? If the client is not completely00:10:54
satisfied, she can return the massage to00:10:56
the massager.00:10:59
Thank God.00:11:02
[Music]00:11:05
La.00:11:08
[Music]00:11:18
[Music]00:11:25
[Music]00:11:31
Hey babe. Hi honey. How are you?00:11:35
tired.00:11:38
Hi.00:11:40
Hi. Look what I brought you. Oh, you're00:11:42
sweet, but I'm I'm so icky from the00:11:44
restaurant. I'm just I really want to go00:11:45
in to take a shower. Wait, wait, wait,00:11:47
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the00:11:48
What's the rush?00:11:50
Huh? This is a gorgeous evening, huh?00:11:54
It's LA. They're all gorgeous evenings.00:11:57
Yeah, but um this is especially, you00:12:00
know, romantic evening, isn't it?00:12:04
Not so much cuz we're right by the00:12:06
dumpster and the trash guy forgot to00:12:08
stop on our street again. So listen, I'm00:12:11
going to go in. I'm going to take a00:12:12
shower and then maybe I can muster a00:12:14
little romance for you. Hold on. What's00:12:15
the What's the rush? I got to go.00:12:18
[Music]00:12:32
[Music]00:12:39
dude, you don't have to leave. All00:12:41
right. You just can't put me on watchdog00:12:43
anymore. All right.00:12:45
Yeah. I mean, you are more than welcome00:12:47
to stay with us whenever you want. You00:12:49
and Scotty have known each other since00:12:50
birth. I only barged into your lives00:12:52
about a year ago. Barging in on me was00:12:55
not cool.00:12:58
I know. I'm sorry, but you know, you00:13:01
can't barge in and expect to become one00:13:02
of them in 6 months either. One of them.00:13:05
Them? What? What does that even mean?00:13:07
Really? Dylan and I are in love. Okay.00:13:11
Why? Why are you guys so worried about00:13:12
this now? Dude, she's the one who got00:13:15
you the Lipnik job. Remember? She just00:13:17
don't want to get fired when the00:13:18
Christian [ __ ] hits the Jewish fan. No,00:13:21
no, I'm not worried about that. I am a00:13:22
phenomenal waitress. But I am worried00:13:25
about you. I mean, if you're really00:13:27
considering marrying00:13:29
Dylan, I just might think again. Her00:13:32
grandparents are very old school. I00:13:33
mean, they are super super religious.00:13:36
So, my parents are super religious. They00:13:38
don't care if I marry a Jewish girl.00:13:40
Mike, are you sure? Huh? Cuz growing up00:13:42
in Punkton, Kansas, I doubt anybody00:13:44
could tell Jewish from Amish. Remember00:13:47
facial hair? You had facial hair. You're00:13:48
an alien from out of space. True story.00:13:50
Scotty, you can't change my mind on00:13:52
this. Okay. She's00:13:56
She's just made for me. She's made for00:13:58
you. Hey, man. Um, what happened to the00:14:01
mic I used to know? Huh? The one who00:14:02
would only take the richest dude's00:14:04
daughter to the prom. Where's he at? Can00:14:06
I see him? Yeah. I miss him. And what00:14:08
happened to the stock broker who00:14:09
wouldn't even take a woman out to coffee00:14:11
without looking at her profile first?00:14:13
Ah.00:14:14
Huh? He grew up. He fell in love.00:14:18
Besides, do not underestimate the00:14:20
potential of this restaurant. We are00:14:22
really close to franchising this. Oh.00:14:25
Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. See, I thought I00:14:27
thought Amigo was00:14:29
Noita, not the00:14:34
restaurant.00:14:39
Note, not the00:14:41
restaurant. Scotty, don't be a00:14:44
schmuck. Besides, I'm thinking about00:14:46
Paul and Elaine in this whole thing. I00:14:49
mean, how can they say no to a guy who00:14:50
is about to revolutionize their family00:14:53
business? Family00:14:55
business? You would have to die and be00:14:57
reborn Jewish for them to consider you00:14:59
family.00:15:01
Oi, please. I could be as Jewish as they00:15:04
wanted me to be.00:15:08
Just wait until you see Jeremy.00:15:11
Who? Who? The bicycle guy. Yeah, the00:15:15
lipnicks totally drool over him. Okay.00:15:16
He's straight out of freaking Fiddler on00:15:18
the Roof. And now that he's back in00:15:19
town, they're going to try to set Dylan00:15:21
up with him. Just wait and see.00:15:28
[Music]00:15:39
Sweetheart, we need to buy more sugar00:15:40
packets. I know. We're running out of00:15:42
baked apples. Oh, I thought we had so00:15:45
many. What about the halava? The halo a00:15:47
chocolatecovered halava. Oh, I love it.00:15:50
A lot of people like you. Oh, I'm sorry.00:15:53
We're actually not open yet. Oh, I'm not00:15:55
a customer. I'm family.00:15:58
Would you mind telling me who you're00:15:59
related to? Look who's here. Jeremy00:16:03
Bubba. Jeremy.00:16:06
Papa.00:16:08
Love you, Elaine. Good to see you. Good00:16:11
to see you. I brought you these to00:16:13
congratulate you on Delila's graduation.00:16:15
How nice of you to remember. Where is00:16:18
our beautiful Delilah? Well, she's not00:16:20
here now, but you are. Join us for00:16:22
lunch. Oh, we have some delicious food00:16:24
here. There's nothing I would love more00:16:26
than grandma's delicious tongue on ry.00:16:32
But unfortunately, I have to run. I'll00:16:34
be back later, though, to pick up00:16:35
Delila. She doesn't know it yet. But I00:16:38
got her tickets to see the symphony at00:16:40
the Hollywood Bowl. Wonderful. Fabulous.00:16:43
Michael, would you put these lovely00:16:45
flowers in some water, please?00:16:48
He's our new assistant manager.00:16:52
Hi, Mike. Mike Christian. Jeremy. Jeremy00:16:56
Jew.00:16:59
Okay, that's fine. Uh, Christian is my00:17:01
real last name, actually. Yeah. Well,00:17:03
Jew's mine, too. And if you believe00:17:05
that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd00:17:06
love to sell you.00:17:09
God. Yeah. Uh Dylan's at the dentist00:17:12
right now. And actually, I think, you00:17:13
know, I think she has plans later.00:17:14
Really? I thought you were the assistant00:17:16
manager. What are you, a personal00:17:17
secretary, too?00:17:23
Oh, no. I'm her boyfriend. What? What?00:17:27
What did you say, Paul? Elaine, I didn't00:17:31
want you guys to find out like this. I00:17:33
mean, you guys have taken me in and you00:17:35
treated me like family. But I guess now00:17:37
is as good a time as any.00:17:42
I'm in love with your granddaughter. In00:17:44
love? Oh, hugen.00:17:49
You're fired. Get out. Paul, let me00:17:51
explain. Out. We don't want to see you.00:17:53
Come. Go. What's going on?00:17:59
Um, there's just one question I need to00:18:02
ask you before I leave.00:18:06
Dylan Lipnik, I want to spend the rest00:18:08
of my life with you. Will you marry me?00:18:12
No. No. No.00:18:16
I'm serious. I'm00:18:18
committed. I need your answer. Yes or00:18:21
no?00:18:28
Oh my god.00:18:31
Yes. Yes. Are you serious? Oh, but this00:18:35
is a00:18:36
sham. Those flowers Jeremy brought for00:18:40
you. Then that's what the invites will00:18:41
say. Flowers by Jeremy. Jeremy00:18:45
Jew. You know what? Jeremy was even kind00:18:48
enough to buy concert tickets.00:18:52
Yes. For us. No.00:18:56
No.00:18:59
Yes. Delilah. Thank you. I want to see00:19:01
you in my booth right now. Come on.00:19:25
What? You've known this man for only a00:19:28
few months, and now you're ready to00:19:30
marry him. What do you know about him?00:19:34
I know he's a good00:19:36
man with a brilliant head on his00:19:40
shoulders. He's a selfdirected man with00:19:44
ambition and00:19:47
dreams. And he loves me to bits.00:19:51
Grandpa, what more can I ask00:19:55
for? Jeremy waited years for you to00:19:58
finish school.00:20:00
At least you could have given it a try.00:20:03
Gone out with him. Something. He's not00:20:05
my type, Grandma. He's too.00:20:09
Too what?00:20:11
I don't I don't know. He's too Jewish.00:20:14
Too00:20:15
Jewish. Like all those worthless people00:20:17
in our family. Like all the generations00:20:20
who suffered so you could have a better00:20:21
life. Like us, I suppose.00:20:28
Come here, sweetheart.00:20:30
Listen to me. I have never seen your00:20:34
grandpa this00:20:36
hurt. Please just let it go for a while.00:20:39
Let it be.00:21:03
[Music]00:21:08
They've given up so much to give me a00:21:10
better00:21:11
life. And what do I do in00:21:15
return? I crush them.00:21:29
[Music]00:21:32
Okay. So, I want to go through an00:21:36
authentic conversion, one that follows00:21:39
the most ancient of rituals.00:21:43
You do understand that this is a00:21:46
circumcision. Yeah. Yes, I do. And00:21:49
you're kidding me, right? It's a joke.00:21:52
Oh, I get it. This is an episode of a00:21:55
reality show and I'm in it. And I bet00:21:57
you my agent set it up. Max. Max, where00:22:00
are you, little rat? Max.00:22:04
No. No.00:22:06
You're serious?00:22:09
All right. I have to explain what it is.00:22:12
We don't have to take off the whole00:22:14
migill. We got to make a cut. But00:22:16
there's going to be some blood. There's00:22:18
going to be a scalpel. It's going to be00:22:19
an owie on your pee pee. All right. I00:22:22
got a question to ask you. On a scale of00:22:25
1 to00:22:26
10, how much pain can you take it? 8.5.00:22:30
No, no, no, no, no. Not 8.5. I'm I'm00:22:34
more of like a like a 2.1 kind of guy.00:22:37
You said you're in love.00:22:42
And this is your best friend. Yeah.00:22:45
8.5.00:22:49
Okay. For love00:22:53
8.5. Think of that.00:22:57
Under strict rabbitical law, I have to00:23:00
tell you, you got to ask me three times.00:23:02
I can do it. Please. No. Please. No.00:23:05
Please. Okay. That's all right. We're00:23:07
going to do it. It's all right. And I'm00:23:10
going to sing to you like a father would00:23:12
sing to his little Jewish boy.00:23:20
[Music]00:23:27
Wow, I feel Jewish already. Oh, look. My00:23:31
foreskin just fell off.00:23:34
It didn't. You still have to cut it off.00:23:36
A little Jewish a little bit.00:23:44
Welcome. Welcome my dear friends. Good00:23:48
afternoon. Today we're going to have a00:23:50
ceremony which you will never forget the00:23:52
rest of your life. I assure you. We have00:23:54
a young man outside of Ashul but with a00:23:58
great deal of love in his heart who has00:24:00
come here today to express his love and00:24:03
admiration for our religion. He wants to00:24:06
be converted in the most traditional way00:24:10
with our oldest ritual, the00:24:13
[Music]00:24:21
bris. Rabbi,00:24:23
[Music]00:24:28
are you comfortable?00:24:31
Yeah. Are you comfortable? I make a00:24:34
living. Are you confident?00:24:37
Yeah. Are you confident? They're not00:24:40
going to cut00:24:41
[Music]00:24:53
me.00:24:56
He's giving up00:25:01
hand for the stell.00:25:08
[Music]00:25:20
[Applause]00:25:25
White chick, how you feeling?00:25:28
See, wasn't so bad.00:25:32
Yeah, not so bad. Hi,00:25:35
Mike.00:25:37
Hi. So, we have some oils here that'll00:25:40
make you feel better. We have everything00:25:42
from something that's soothing and00:25:44
gentle to healing and stinging.00:25:48
How about some00:25:49
wine? Oh, you serious?00:25:52
All right. He's chosen wine. Wine it is.00:25:56
Don't worry. You're a brave young man.00:25:58
Oh, yes. Here we go.00:26:07
[Music]00:26:15
Thank you. Thank you.00:26:19
Oh. Oh, you00:26:22
came. That means so much to me. Dylan00:26:25
Dylan loves you so much and she she was00:26:27
afraid you weren't going to accept me.00:26:29
And thank you.00:26:31
Who told you this Daniel Nudnick was00:26:33
qualified to do this. You need to study00:26:36
six month. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I00:26:38
know. I I am studying. I just couldn't00:26:41
stay away from my Dylan that long.00:26:45
Excuse me. Oh. Uh, Paul. Let's00:26:50
keep this a surprise between us.00:26:59
Careful.00:27:04
Okay, I'll be right back. Let's do00:27:06
anything else. Okay. All right. Great.00:27:08
Hey, where's Mike? Oh, um, why don't you00:27:11
ask our new head manager?00:27:14
Proudest you on the block.00:27:20
Why would you do that? Hire him as head00:27:23
manager? No matter what you say or do, I00:27:26
am never going out with him. We're sorry00:27:29
to hear that, but maybe you should tell00:27:31
him yourself. Go ahead, tell him.00:27:38
[Music]00:27:40
Look, I know that this might disappoint00:27:42
you, but will you please just leave me00:27:45
alone? Oi, what am I? Chopped liver.00:27:51
Fine, I'm leaving. I don't need your00:27:54
curus.00:27:56
Mike, what is this? And yesterday was a00:27:59
surprise. A profound surprise for us as00:28:01
well. He put himself through the whole00:28:03
nine yards, including a traditional00:28:06
brisk. Who knew he was going to be00:28:08
studying Hebrew?00:28:11
You didn't have to.00:28:14
I can't believe you did all this. May I00:28:16
with your permission? Of course.00:28:23
Oh. Oh my god.00:28:29
[Music]00:28:37
Masleto.00:28:38
[Laughter]00:28:41
Oh, every happiness. It's amazing. You00:28:45
like Oh, careful down there. Oh, sorry.00:28:49
[Music]00:29:09
Roger. What happened? Come here. Come00:29:13
on. What? What? Oh my god. You have to00:29:17
do this. What? Go ahead. Just No. No.00:29:19
No. No. You have to read it yourself.00:29:22
Hands are all wet.00:29:24
Oh, sweet Jesus.00:29:28
Honey, Jesus was Jewish.00:29:32
Gosh, isn't she beautiful?00:29:37
Well, yeah, but I wish you would have00:29:40
told us.00:29:42
Honey, Mike has finally found somebody00:29:45
he00:29:46
loves. I'm going. Are you going to join00:29:50
me? Of course, I'm going to join you.00:29:53
I'm not joining anything else.00:29:57
So, how many guests so far? Our side,00:30:01
we're at 200. Plus, you added 49,00:30:04
including the stock market janitors. Oh,00:30:07
good. Yes. I love those guys.00:30:14
Honey, it's getting late. Don't you have00:30:15
to go home? Yeah. So, I don't want you00:30:18
to misunderstand me. Feel free to tell00:30:20
me what you think.00:30:23
What's this?00:30:25
Sarpina.00:30:30
No. Hey guys, Scotty, come here. Yo, you00:30:34
guys, we're like real celebrities. We00:30:36
are like Brad Pitt and Angelina00:30:38
Jolie. We have got a prenup. Yeah.00:30:43
This is a This is a prenup. Yeah. Yeah.00:30:49
Prenup. This is more like a phone book.00:30:52
Wow.00:30:55
Okay, I know it's a bit long, but you00:30:58
understand why. Oh, I know. I know. I00:31:00
know. Because in our Jewish culture,00:31:04
before the wedding, we sign a thing00:31:07
called a puka.00:31:12
A what? A what? A00:31:15
tanga. A bazooka.00:31:21
Kombucha, Tunduka, Kuna, Hakuna,00:31:27
Kazuki, Shiakei. It's a Kuba Kuba, Mr.00:31:30
Jewish Groom. And Kuba is just one page.00:31:34
This is way more than one page. This is00:31:37
a lot of pages, honey. Yeah, this is a00:31:41
little Are you sure this is our00:31:44
prenup? It looks more like your thesis.00:31:48
Just read it and let me know if you want00:31:49
to make any changes.00:31:51
Love you. I love you. Bye. I love our00:31:54
prenup. I'm glad.00:32:02
Dude, what are you doing? You got to00:32:05
read this00:32:06
[ __ ] Dude, how many credit cards do you00:32:09
sign up for? You just sign I agree00:32:11
without even reading it. Come on, dude.00:32:13
This is your life we're talking about00:32:14
here, not a credit card. Okay. Look,00:32:17
there's an attorney in my cigar club. He00:32:19
owes me a favor. We'll let him read it00:32:20
first. All right. Just let him read it.00:32:22
Dude, it's fine. Look. Sign here.00:32:29
You're out of your mind.00:32:32
He's in love.00:32:35
I'm in love. Love makes you00:32:38
stupid. Like, wow. Stupid. Love makes me00:32:42
stupid. Yeah.00:32:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah,00:32:49
[Music]00:32:53
yeah. Picture you with no me. Picture me00:32:57
without00:32:58
love. I just can't see you and I giving00:33:03
up. Now picture us00:33:05
old, still so in00:33:08
love. That is the dream I can picture00:33:11
for us.00:33:14
I ain't going00:33:18
nowhere. I ain't leaving for nothing in00:33:23
the world. I ain't going nowhere. I'mma00:33:28
stay00:33:31
here. I'm staying with00:33:35
you. I want to be the one here for the00:33:39
long run. Nothing can fade the love for00:33:45
you. I use every single day being your00:33:50
everything. I'm coming with brand new00:33:52
ways to show00:33:55
you. You say I'm head strong. You think00:33:59
I'll let go. Oh, baby. Ain't enough00:34:02
arguments to make me say goodbye.00:34:06
No matter who's wrong, I'll always come00:34:10
home. Cuz you were made for me. And I'm00:34:13
staying with00:34:15
you. I ain't going00:34:20
nowhere. I ain't leaving for nothing in00:34:25
the world. I ain't going nowhere. I'mma00:34:30
stay00:34:32
here. I'm staying with you.00:34:35
[Music]00:34:37
Ooh yeah yeah00:34:40
[Music]00:34:45
yeah with00:34:46
[Music]00:34:47
you yeah00:34:50
[Music]00:34:54
yeah staying with00:34:57
you yeah00:35:00
Yeah.00:35:02
Ooh. Yeah.00:35:07
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.00:35:12
[Music]00:35:13
Yeah. I'll stay with00:35:18
[Music]00:35:23
you. I'll stay with you.00:35:28
[Music]00:35:34
I'm staying with you.00:35:47
Where are we going? What are we doing?00:35:49
Don't worry about it. Thank you.00:35:55
Honey, what are we doing? Jessica, the00:35:57
back.00:35:59
Come00:36:03
on, honey. Whose house is this?00:36:09
Wow.00:36:12
God. Wow.00:36:17
Turn on.00:36:23
Welcome to your new home. Have a very00:36:25
happy married life, darlings. Have a00:36:28
blast.00:36:30
No. No.00:36:34
Oh my god.00:36:38
[Music]00:36:40
I don't want them00:36:50
watching. Lipnix. What the hell kind of00:36:52
name is that anyway?00:36:54
It's a name that's going to make you00:36:56
money, Rick. Okay, now what's the plan00:36:58
of attack? VCs or angels? No, no, no,00:37:00
no. I'd go big. On that note, I know you00:37:02
guys can't afford a 15% finders fee, so00:37:05
figured I'd make it 10.00:37:09
A five is industry standard.00:37:12
Come on, Scotty.00:37:15
5.5. 8.5. No, that hurts. Damn. Okay.00:37:21
Uh, 5.5. Fine. Not a scent less, not a00:37:25
scent more.00:37:32
Gentlemen, our board of directors loves00:37:35
your plan. However, our CEO is leaving00:37:38
town for two weeks. So, we'd like to ask00:37:40
you not to approach any other companies00:37:42
until she's back, and then we can00:37:43
finalize your contract. Well, we have00:37:46
two other meetings set up. We do.00:37:51
Yeah, we we do. Two weeks is a long00:37:53
time. Come on. She knows the deal. Why00:37:56
not just give us the answer right now? I00:37:57
wish I could, but she's heading to the00:37:59
airport right now.00:38:03
Is that your CEO right there?00:38:06
Yes, that's Miss B. Come on, just let us00:38:10
talk to her for like one minute. I'm00:38:11
afraid I can't. Well, we're afraid we'll00:38:14
have to pursue our other options then.00:38:18
Give me one minute.00:38:22
The gentlemen from the restaurant are00:38:24
here. They'd like to speak with you just00:38:25
briefly. I'm on my way to a business and00:38:27
golf trip. I don't have time for this.00:38:28
Please just reschedule.00:38:33
Now is not a good time to talk to her.00:38:35
I'm afraid you're just going to have to00:38:36
wait. Did I hear her say something about00:38:38
a golf outing? Miss Burch is on her way00:38:40
to a financial summit in Scottsdale,00:38:42
Arizona, but all the best deals are done00:38:44
on the links. You know what? We might00:38:46
just have to go and play the back nine00:38:49
with her.00:38:51
I'll see you in a couple of weeks.00:38:57
You know, there actually are other00:38:59
places we can go. I think we should look00:39:01
into it. Okay. Okay. Grandmother's00:39:05
recipe for tongue on rock.00:39:11
Sound like you said tongue. I did.00:39:15
It's cow tongue. Oh, cow tongue. Yeah.00:39:18
You know, I'm a diabetic, so uh tongue,00:39:20
lips, face, all that. Uh from the neck00:39:22
up, I'm not supposed to digest it. Nice00:39:25
try.00:39:27
I'm going to track her down in00:39:28
Scottsdale, Arizona.00:39:31
I think her comment was a test. She00:39:34
purposefully said it loud enough so that00:39:35
way we would hear it. No. Yeah. Look,00:39:39
these big player types to them, this is00:39:41
all just a game. I mean, why else would00:39:44
they go and do business on a golf00:39:46
course? Can you help me? I'm at a loss.00:39:49
So, let's play it. Let's play their00:39:52
game. I'm going to go to the resort and00:39:55
blend in with the millionaire crowd. No00:39:57
offense, dude, but that takes some major00:40:00
camouflage. Hey,00:40:02
just let me worry about that, okay?00:40:04
Okay, look, man. A last minute plane00:40:06
ticket, huh? a five-star executive00:40:08
suite. Plus, you're blending in would00:40:10
cost more than we all can afford to put00:40:11
together. So, sorry to be a prick, but00:40:14
we all know how your financial00:40:15
adventures turned out in the past. Look,00:40:17
that was a long time ago, okay? I have00:40:19
learned from those mistakes. I'm not so00:40:21
sure. Okay, what have we got to lose00:40:24
other than our own00:40:26
shirts? Let's see if you can pull us00:40:29
off. Where are we going to get the seed00:40:31
money? What are we going to We're going00:40:33
to ask the Lipnix. We can't gamble on00:40:35
their money. You haven't made them any00:40:36
money. It's ridiculous. Okay, you know00:40:38
what? Let's just eat. Come on. We've00:40:41
been waiting all day to see you try00:40:42
this.00:40:45
Pickle first. Nope.00:40:51
What's this? Open it.00:41:00
It's our new00:41:01
visa. Might as well break it in. living00:41:05
room. What if the deal doesn't go00:41:07
through?00:41:09
At least I'll have a happy husband.00:41:12
Happy he at least gave it a try.00:41:17
I love you.00:41:18
[Music]00:41:26
Find a way working together by00:41:33
[Music]00:41:38
day. Here we go.00:41:47
Thank you, my good man. And we never00:41:49
met.00:41:51
Fair enough.00:41:55
[Music]00:42:07
You guys have room for one more.00:42:15
Hi00:42:18
[Applause]00:42:20
[Music]00:42:30
[Applause] [Music]00:42:35
Heat.00:42:36
[Music]00:42:37
[Applause]00:42:39
[Music]00:42:41
Heat.00:42:43
[Music]00:42:47
[Applause]00:42:48
[Music]00:42:52
[Applause]00:42:53
[Music]00:42:55
[Applause]00:42:56
[Music]00:42:57
[Applause]00:43:01
Heat. Heat.00:43:10
[Music]00:43:27
Sorry, just a little uh little00:43:28
tournament stress. Uh I'm just going to00:43:31
I'm just going to go again. Yeah.00:43:36
[Music]00:43:45
Relax. Relax. Eyes on the ball. Head00:43:50
down. Feet shoulder width00:43:53
apart. Eyes on the ball. Keep your head00:43:56
down. Eyes on the ball. Mind on the00:44:00
ball.00:44:09
Wow, you are still the same lousy00:44:12
shooter after all this time. Nothing's00:44:14
changed. What? That's what my friends00:44:17
used to call me back in height. I'm Alex00:44:19
Burch. Nice to meet your acquaintance00:44:21
again. Miss Burch. Nice to meet00:44:25
you00:44:29
again, Alex.00:44:33
Alex Roverson.00:44:34
It's Alex Burch now. My married name. No00:44:40
way. Oh my god. How are you? Oh00:44:45
[Music]00:44:50
wow. You haven't changed much.00:44:53
Come on. At least say I lost some of my00:44:55
baby fat.00:44:57
Yeah, of course. I mean, you you looked00:45:00
great in high school,00:45:01
but you look even better now.00:45:05
Thanks. You look good, too. Especially00:45:09
on that first tea. Wow.00:45:13
So, how is it that you ended up in LA00:45:14
franchising restaurants?00:45:17
Oh.00:45:21
[Music]00:45:23
Um, I was in New York for seven years00:45:25
playing the market.00:45:27
I did okay, but then uh like everyone00:45:30
else, when the market crashed, I lost my00:45:32
shirt. So, decided to move to LA, start00:45:36
fresh. My buddy Scott asked, "You00:45:38
remember Scotty?" Mhm. Yeah. He uh he00:45:41
decided to put me up until I could get00:45:42
back on my feet.00:45:44
Guess Scotty and I share something00:45:47
getting you back on your feet.00:45:50
It's funny how we ended up being00:45:51
neighbors again. Well, I live in the00:45:54
Fairfax district. I'm guessing you're00:45:56
more of a uh Beverly Hills Malibu00:46:03
girl. So, Alex Burge now,00:46:07
huh? Wow. That is00:46:11
just Is your husband here with you?00:46:14
My00:46:17
exhusband. Frankly, I don't know where00:46:19
he is.00:46:21
I don't like the word divorce, so I like00:46:25
to refer to myself as a free bird. And00:46:28
you00:46:30
uh00:46:32
married 4 months ago.00:46:35
Congrats. Is she here? I'd love to meet00:46:39
her. No, I came alone. This is a00:46:43
business trip after00:46:44
all. Though given our history, I don't00:46:46
know if business is such a good idea.00:46:51
You still haven't forgiven00:46:54
me. Look, um, maybe I can make it up to00:46:58
you now. Join me for dinner. I will00:47:02
order something extra00:47:03
special. Corn dogs with a side of mac00:47:06
and cheese.00:47:09
You remember that?00:47:11
You'd be surprised by what else I00:47:13
remember.00:47:18
Hey.00:47:19
Um, I was going to go to a club tonight00:47:22
to see some jazz. You want to come with00:47:27
me?00:47:29
Yes. Who says no to jazz?00:47:37
[Music]00:48:07
So, how many do you want?00:48:10
What?00:48:12
How many franchise branches do you want?00:48:16
Oh.00:48:17
Um, well, our initial rollout plan was00:48:20
to have 25 in 5 years.00:48:23
[Music]00:48:25
How about 50 in 3 years?00:48:29
What would be the terms?00:48:31
If you can00:48:33
stay, we can work out the details over00:48:35
the next few days.00:48:39
I don't know what to say.00:48:43
You could say no.00:48:48
[Music]00:48:54
Who told you to change partners? Alex,00:48:57
you're supposed to be with Steve Mike00:48:59
with Kimberly. And no head on chest.00:49:02
Would she ask my permission?00:49:04
You could say no. Why would I? I love00:49:08
her.00:49:11
[Music]00:49:16
Can you hear me?00:49:22
[Music]00:49:49
Hey, babe. Hi. What's going on? It's00:49:52
Scott and Dylan. We've been trying to00:49:53
reach you. What's up, man?00:49:56
Oh, yeah. I I'm good. Uh, everything's00:49:59
good here. just uh working on the deal.00:50:02
You sound awful. Are you getting enough00:50:04
sleep?00:50:06
Not really. Uh Wheeling and Dylan is It00:50:10
is It is hard work. Okay, Willing and00:50:13
Dylan. Listen, I got a couple questions,00:50:15
man. I I want to go with you before the00:50:16
meeting. What time is the meeting? It's00:50:19
finished. Damn00:50:21
it, Mike. Why didn't you call me before00:50:23
you screwed everything up, man? Dude,00:50:25
chill out. Okay.00:50:29
I nailed it. Guess what? We got 5000:50:32
branches.00:50:33
We got 50 branches.00:50:38
All right. What's the catch, Mike?00:50:41
No catch. I just got to stay here for a00:50:43
couple more days and finalize the00:50:45
details.00:50:47
That's unbelievable. That's fant. How00:50:49
did you talk her into that? I will tell00:50:51
you all about that when I get back. When00:50:53
are you back? When are you coming back?00:50:54
I miss you.00:50:58
Okay. Yeah, I miss you, too. Um, I got00:51:00
to go. There is a meeting. It is urgent.00:51:02
Okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye.00:51:07
Cheers. Cheers. You did it.00:51:11
Good morning, Lazy Bone. Morning. Who00:51:14
was that? The wife? No.00:51:18
Yeah, it it was. And Scotty.00:51:22
Come on, let's beat everyone to the00:51:24
links.00:51:25
I'm not exactly a match for00:51:29
you. I mean, I'm a beginner at this.00:51:35
Remember when you taught me how to00:51:36
dance? I used to trip all over the00:51:38
floor. Well, it's payback time. Come on,00:51:42
go get00:51:47
dressed. I didn't see it. I didn't see00:51:51
it coming.00:51:53
I can't believe it. Is it really00:51:58
stunning and I feel so strong? It's been00:52:02
way too00:52:04
long. I just remember that I forgot00:52:07
about you. I just remember that I forgot00:52:09
about00:52:10
[Music]00:52:14
you. Oh, this00:52:16
feeling I00:52:19
rediscovered. It's got me breathing.00:52:23
like a teenage00:52:25
lover and it feels so right. Better hold00:52:30
on, hold on00:52:31
tight. I just remember that I forgot00:52:34
about you. I just00:52:36
remember you come back to me.00:52:44
Come on.00:52:46
Oh boy.00:52:48
That's one. That's00:52:58
[Applause]00:53:03
one00:53:07
go. Come on. Here we go.00:53:25
[Music]00:53:31
[Music]00:53:33
Here we go.00:53:36
[Applause]00:53:47
Yeah. Go go go go00:53:49
go go go00:53:56
[Applause]00:53:59
go. I forgot about00:54:03
you. I just remember that I forgot about00:54:06
you.00:54:10
[Music]00:54:12
Well, if your flight was at 3:00, I00:54:15
could have dropped you off at the00:54:16
airport. I know. I know. You got to run.00:54:20
Tournament's about to start.00:54:22
If you wait until Monday, we could go00:54:24
together. I have to report back to my00:54:27
boss before I get fired. I00:54:32
understand. I really enjoyed our time00:54:34
together.00:54:36
Me, too. I'll see you in LA.00:55:07
dude, you look like [ __ ] Nice to see00:55:10
you, too. Did you get the LOI signed?00:55:12
Not yet.00:55:14
Bro, you know how iffy these deals can00:55:16
be. You said you had it in the bag.00:55:17
Dude, relax. The deal is locked in. What00:55:21
makes you so sure?00:55:24
I found a shortcut.00:55:29
You know their CEO, Alex00:55:32
Burch. Her maiden name is Alex00:55:37
Roverson.00:55:39
Alex00:55:41
Roersonson, the prom queen who went00:55:43
missing. Alex Roverson.00:55:46
You got to be kidding me. So, why didn't00:55:49
you get the LOI signed again? Alex is00:55:51
coming to the restaurant on Friday. I I00:55:52
thought it'd be more official that way.00:55:55
H. So, if you weren't there closing the00:55:57
deal, what were you doing in the whole00:55:59
time?00:56:01
We were just catching up on things, you00:56:03
know, doing the whole PR game with her,00:56:06
telling her what a great franchise00:56:08
Lipnix is going to00:56:10
be. 5 days is a long time to talk. Did00:56:14
she tell you why she went missing prom00:56:16
night?00:56:18
Oh, okay. You know what?00:56:23
Wait, what are you doing,00:56:27
Rick? Yeah, look, uh, can you set up the00:56:30
backup meetings for Fresco and Casey and00:56:32
company? Really?00:56:35
Yeah, exact. Okay, thanks,00:56:39
man. What are you doing? Yeah, I've been00:56:41
doing some talking to him myself. All00:56:42
right, just in case. Dude, we have a00:56:46
deal. I don't want a deal. I don't even00:56:48
think we should be doing business with00:56:49
her in the first place. Scotty, are you00:56:51
worried too much?00:56:53
Yeah. Yeah. I'm the idiot. You're the00:56:55
optimist. Forgot.00:57:10
[ __ ] Does Alex really live there?00:57:14
Dude, if I were you, I wouldn't dare go00:57:17
anywhere near her. Yeah, Mike. I think00:57:19
you should really reconsider Kimberly.00:57:21
Dude, she probably thinks you're some00:57:23
millionaire son with all those boss00:57:24
shirts you've been borrowing from Scott.00:57:27
Those boss shirts that I've been00:57:28
borrowing from Scott. Don't even make00:57:29
Scott look like a millionaire. Dude, you00:57:31
guys are just jealous. I'm an optimist.00:57:33
All right. I look at the brighter side00:57:35
of things. Okay.00:57:39
You want us to wait? No. Alex said we'll00:57:42
take her limo.00:57:49
Okay, let's go. Nah, wait a sec.00:58:06
I'm here to pick up Alex. She's00:58:08
expecting me. Tux,00:58:11
corrom date. You're mistaken, young man.00:58:14
Miss Alex's love for the weekend. Oh,00:58:17
come on, big guy. No, we uh we have a00:58:20
date. Sir, I mean, it's prom. She She00:58:23
can't be gone. She's She has to be here.00:58:24
So, can can you uh call her down here so00:58:26
I can talk to her? Are you implying that00:58:27
I've lied to you? No, no, no, no, no.00:58:30
Just just that there's apparently a00:58:32
misunderstanding. Is there someone else00:58:34
that I could talk to? Like, uh how about00:58:35
the driver? I mean, he he must know her00:58:37
place. I'm the limo driver. What? How?00:58:39
How do you guard the house and drive?00:58:40
It's none of your business what I do.00:58:43
Now you need to leave. You can do that00:58:45
the easy way or the hard way. I strongly00:58:48
suggest the easy way. Up to you.00:59:11
Alex. Alex. Alex. Give him to me. Alex,00:59:15
come outside. Come outside right now.00:59:17
I'm here to pick you up. Alex.00:59:21
Okay. All right.00:59:23
Alex. Ah. Alex, come00:59:25
outside. Alex, I'm here to pick you up.00:59:28
I have your cor. It's purple. It matches00:59:31
my tie.00:59:38
Alex, you okay? Yeah.00:59:55
No. Stop. What?00:59:58
[ __ ] Sorry, honey. I was just having a01:00:02
bad dream.01:00:05
Hey, wifey. Hi, Abby.01:00:11
Hi. You're jetlagged like you went to01:00:13
Europe or something.01:00:20
Look at that picture there.01:00:22
Don't worry. One day Lip Nix is going to01:00:25
have all the magazine ads. I'm not01:00:28
talking about that one. The one to the01:00:30
right of it.01:00:32
That magazine went out of business.01:00:34
They're going to be gone within a month.01:00:36
Can you stop talking about business?01:00:39
talking about family.01:00:43
Of course, I'm talking about family,01:00:45
too. I am talking about our01:00:49
family's future.01:00:53
I want to have twins just like that. One01:00:55
that looks like you and one that looks01:00:56
like me. Identical twins are so boring.01:01:04
I'm01:01:06
sorry. What do you mean? I kind of01:01:10
wasted your money. I think I don't think01:01:12
there's going to be a01:01:14
deal. But, you know, there are other01:01:16
companies we're going to go to. I I know01:01:18
a whole bunch of people we can talk to.01:01:20
Relax. You don't have to.01:01:24
Let's just be happy with what we have.01:01:36
I missed you. Yeah. Yeah.01:01:41
How much? A lot. Really? Mhm.01:01:51
Hey01:02:05
Evening madam. Welcome to Lipnik table01:02:07
for two. Just01:02:13
one. The waitress will be right with01:02:16
you. I suppose you're Dylan? Yeah. Have01:02:20
we met before?01:02:22
Alex. Alex Burch.01:02:25
Oh, hi. It's It's so nice to meet you.01:02:29
Nice to meet you as well. Alex. Hi. Wow,01:02:31
what a what a surprise.01:02:34
Uh, this is this is my wife, Dylan.01:02:37
Dylan, this is uh Alex Burch. Got it.01:02:41
She is the CEO of Gerins. I am just an01:02:43
old high school classmate. Mhm. Yeah.01:02:46
Uh, Mike told me. Um, well, please make01:02:49
yourself comfortable and welcome. Thank01:02:52
you.01:03:00
She's beautiful.01:03:07
Why'd you go to Fresco? They're my main01:03:09
competitors. Uh I I talked to um some of01:03:13
the some of some some of my partners and01:03:16
um well, they were they were afraid of a01:03:18
conflict of interest. Mike, cut the01:03:20
[ __ ]01:03:23
You don't trust me, do you?01:03:45
What's this? Proof of trust. Cash it01:03:48
anytime you see a red flag. So, come by01:03:51
my office, sign the contract, and let's01:03:53
finalize this deal once and for all.01:04:25
Did you put that back in your pocket,01:04:26
Mike? That's a lot of [ __ ] money. By01:04:28
the way, I think I'm really starting to01:04:30
like Alex. You can't get a better proof01:04:32
of trust in that check. Okay, so what01:04:34
exactly do you know about the divorce?01:04:36
Nothing other than the fact that she01:04:38
just had a rough time. Okay. Well, I01:04:40
heard differently at the reunion last01:04:41
year. Apparently, she dumped a guy after01:04:43
one year and ended up with most of his01:04:45
money. You know, that's probably just a01:04:46
lot of people talking smack. You know, I01:04:48
don't really care, Mike. I just want to01:04:50
know. Is there anything between you two,01:04:54
dude? We all worked hard on this. Damn01:04:56
it, Scott. Are you not seeing the01:04:57
freaking value in a million dollar01:04:59
check? All those zero? Are you kidding01:05:01
me? Really? You know what? I'm not01:05:03
letting this come between us. I'm just01:05:05
returning it. What? C Can you Can I just01:05:08
hold it one last time? Hey, it's there01:05:12
will be plenty to hold in the future,01:05:13
buddy.01:05:20
[ __ ]01:05:44
You. Who are you, sir? You look01:05:46
familiar. Yeah, so do you. You remind me01:05:49
of some a-hole back in Punkton, Kansas01:05:51
when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. I remember01:05:54
you. Sorry, kid. I mean, sir, I was just01:05:58
doing my job. Come on01:06:02
in. You still pissed at me?01:06:09
You know, if you'd have been 4 in01:06:12
shorter back then, I would have taught01:06:13
you some manners.01:06:16
You know, she was home that night.01:06:20
She lied to me. I lied. She cried in her01:06:23
room for days, maybe weeks. Baby girl01:06:25
was in some major pain. Seems boss man01:06:27
has some sort of stick up his ass about01:06:29
your family being too too common.01:06:33
She doesn't like to receive greetings on01:06:35
her birthday these days. Whoa, whoa,01:06:36
whoa. Today's her birthday. You didn't01:06:39
know? Then why are you here? [ __ ]01:06:42
Should have brought a gift.01:06:58
Holy [ __ ] I know who else lives here01:07:02
with her. Just her. This01:07:13
way. No hard feelings,01:07:17
sir. Carry on.01:07:30
Hi,01:07:40
happy birthday.01:07:42
Thanks.01:07:44
Why don't you come down to Lipnix? We'll01:07:46
make you a nice birthday meal.01:07:51
I want to be alone,01:07:53
Mike. I think I deserve that.01:07:56
Come on, don't be like that.01:08:01
Can you01:08:05
Never mind.01:08:08
What?01:08:10
Can you spare?01:08:12
Like 3 hours for me?01:08:16
No one else?01:08:19
I promise no business.01:08:25
[Music]01:08:27
I didn't think so.01:08:31
Okay. What do you want to do?01:08:35
[Music]01:08:51
[Music]01:09:01
[Music]01:09:03
Can you hear me01:09:07
now? Can you hear me? Yes, I01:09:10
[Music]01:09:18
can.01:09:20
[Music]01:09:37
Heat. Heat.01:09:39
[Music]01:09:44
Do you want01:09:49
me? Do you want01:09:56
[Music]01:10:03
me? Holy01:10:08
cow. Wow.01:10:12
This was your husband's?01:10:14
No, it was my01:10:15
family's. But it's mine now that my01:10:18
dad's passed away. Wow.01:10:22
Actually, I've got some clothes for you01:10:24
if you want to change. Right through01:10:26
there.01:10:28
[Music]01:10:42
[Music]01:10:46
Hi.01:10:47
[Music]01:10:52
Here you go. Is there anything else I01:10:54
can do for you, Miss Roverson? No, thank01:10:57
you. You can go home for the rest of the01:10:59
night.01:11:02
Happy birthday.01:11:04
Thanks.01:11:07
[Music]01:11:10
You know, there's a movie theater inside01:11:13
and I have Superman all queued up and01:11:16
ready to go.01:11:18
Superman.01:11:20
Wow. That brings back the memories.01:11:24
I01:11:26
know. You watched it two times in a row01:11:30
at the01:11:32
drive-in. How did you know that?01:11:36
I was01:11:37
there in the last01:11:39
row watching01:11:42
you. I came there because I wanted to01:11:45
say goodbye and I wanted to apologize,01:11:48
but I wasn't allowed to. I tried every01:11:52
excuse in the book to sneak out of that01:11:54
car and come see you, but the driver01:11:56
wouldn't let01:11:58
me. My dad's orders01:12:08
to Superman,01:12:10
truth, justice, and the American way.01:12:15
You remember that scene when he's able01:12:17
to spin the earth backwards?01:12:22
Yeah. Sometimes I wish I could spin the01:12:24
world back 13 years, you know?01:12:29
Me, too.01:12:36
I I01:12:40
can't. I01:12:45
understand. I can't. But01:12:49
[Music]01:13:18
So, you going to tell me where you01:13:19
disappeared to last night? Oh, um I I01:13:23
thought I told you. I I went to Alex's01:13:25
office.01:13:26
Scott told me. But I thought that was01:13:27
yesterday afternoon.01:13:29
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Yesterday was01:13:31
her birthday and I didn't even know.01:13:33
Yeah. They had a they had a big beach01:13:35
party for her out at her house in01:13:37
Malibu. I couldn't say01:13:39
no. I I was going to call you, but No,01:13:42
it's fine. Just didn't want you to drink01:13:44
and01:13:45
drive. Just worried about you.01:13:55
We had a very good meeting with Fresco.01:13:58
You want to know the way I see01:14:00
it? Look, Fresco made a valid point. We01:14:03
should start with five branches. That01:14:04
way, we all get to bed on time. We still01:14:06
reach our goal. Jesus Grandpa, what are01:14:08
you, 80? We need to enter this thing01:14:10
with a big bang. Can't leave room for01:14:12
lots of little copycats to start popping01:14:14
up. Yeah, I I don't even know why we01:14:16
took that meeting today. I mean, we have01:14:18
a better deal at Gerins.01:14:20
Thank you.01:14:26
Did you [ __ ] her, Scott? Just checking.01:14:32
Rick, could you give us a01:14:34
minute? Could you give us a minute,01:14:42
please? Okay, look. I'm sorry. I01:14:44
shouldn't have said that. But where were01:14:46
you last night, Mike? Huh? Scotty, let's01:14:50
talk business, okay? No biases, no01:14:52
conflicts of interest. She is giving us01:14:55
the deal of a lifetime. I never01:14:57
disagreed with that. And for the record,01:14:58
she did not stand me up at prom. It was01:14:59
her dad, not her.01:15:03
What happened to her check? Did you01:15:04
return it?01:15:12
Scott. Scotty. Scott,01:15:16
do not [ __ ] this up. Just let's look at01:15:19
it this way. As long as we're making a01:15:21
pile of cash, who really cares who [ __ ]01:15:24
who01:15:29
Scotty? No01:15:31
goofups. Trust me. Yeah, I promise.01:15:36
Well, I think the proposal is perfect as01:15:38
is, so I'm signing off on01:15:44
it. We have a deal.01:15:48
We have a deal. We have a deal.01:15:57
Think you01:16:01
know you know the01:16:05
truth. You can see it in my eyes.01:16:10
Every time I look through01:16:14
you, it won't be01:16:16
[Music]01:16:18
long, a year, maybe01:16:22
two, till I'm coming home to01:16:27
you. Coming home to01:16:30
[Music]01:16:31
you. There she01:16:35
is, the woman of the hour.01:16:41
So naive to all my scheming. So unaware01:16:46
of my01:16:48
power. She scratch and scream. Scratch01:16:53
to keep me at01:16:56
bay. Oh, but she can't keep me01:17:01
away. She can't keep me away.01:17:07
You feel the01:17:08
[Music]01:17:10
spark. I know you do.01:17:16
That embrace of01:17:18
[Music]01:17:22
desire. I love01:17:24
you. I want to spend the rest of my life01:17:27
with01:17:29
you. I felt like my life had passed me01:17:32
by until I saw you again.01:17:36
I'm committed,01:17:37
Mike. I'm willing to be in this for the01:17:39
long01:17:41
haul, but it's up to01:17:46
you. I'll wait until01:17:48
Christmas to hear your answer.01:18:03
I [ __ ] knew01:18:05
it. You playing with people's lies01:18:07
again.01:18:13
You are a dangerous man to know. Mike, I01:18:16
know. I'm sorry.01:18:19
What do I tell Dylan? I'm not a freaking01:18:22
counselor. Mike, what kind of question01:18:25
is that? Do I dump my wife? before I01:18:28
close the deal. What do I close the deal01:18:31
and then dump her?01:18:34
Well, what would you do if you were me?01:18:37
Me? I would have taken Kimberly to the01:18:40
prom 13 years ago. Okay, you're not what01:18:43
I've done, dude. Come on. Like, I really01:18:47
need your help. You're my You're my best01:18:48
friend.01:18:50
Why do you keep getting yourself in the01:18:53
same situations over and over?01:18:58
You got a rich girl on one side and a01:19:01
poor one on the other.01:19:08
You call me a gold digger.01:19:12
I'll answer that later.01:19:15
First you tell01:19:18
me, did you sleep with her or not?01:19:25
Oh [ __ ]01:19:29
Do you love her?01:19:33
Oh [ __ ]01:19:37
What do I do? How am I supposed to know?01:19:42
Mary, you're the one who looks at01:19:44
everything on the bright01:19:51
side. Tell you01:19:53
what, do both women. Do both women keep01:19:57
the franchise and two helicopters,01:20:01
too. And I'll stay quiet for01:20:04
life. Know01:20:07
why? Cuz I'm your best I'm your best01:20:10
friend. You're drunk. Come on. Let me01:20:13
go. You're the one that needs a01:20:18
hand. Finish that.01:20:43
Dearest01:20:44
Dylan, I'm sorry I didn't have the guts01:20:46
to tell you this in person. I have so01:20:48
much gratitude for you in my heart for01:20:50
all the love and everything you and your01:20:53
family have done for me. But I haven't01:20:55
lived up to your01:20:57
love. I have a01:21:00
confession. I have fallen in love with01:21:03
Alex. Perhaps I've been in love with her01:21:05
my entire01:21:07
life. She was my childhood01:21:09
sweetheart until the past few months. To01:21:12
me, she was a dream unfulfilled.01:21:16
I recently found out that I was her01:21:18
dream, too. When we reconnected after01:21:21
such a long time, we instantly felt that01:21:24
nothing between us has changed with01:21:26
time. In01:21:28
fact, our love has grown in the last few01:21:31
weeks. If I deny these feelings, I'll be01:21:35
a lousy husband cheating on a01:21:37
loyal, wonderful wife like01:21:43
you. You deserve more.01:21:47
You deserve01:21:50
better. It is with sorrow that I am01:21:52
writing this to you to request a01:21:55
divorce.01:22:00
Hopefully one without too much01:22:03
animosity.01:22:11
[Music]01:22:30
Okay.01:22:44
He's here. He's here. Mike's here.01:22:50
Wait, wait, wait. You can't escape that01:22:55
easily. Come on over here.01:22:57
Come. Come01:23:02
on. Come in,01:23:06
Zets.01:23:09
Sit. So, now that we have our man, let01:23:12
me say a few01:23:14
words. As you all know, our beloved Mike01:23:18
surprised us very much with his01:23:20
unexpected Jewishness and his total01:23:24
conversion. and recently he surprised us01:23:28
with his Lipnix franchise plan. He's a01:23:32
man of many01:23:34
surprises. So now it's our turn. Time to01:23:37
give Mike the surprise of his life. And01:23:40
when he hears this, believe me, he won't01:23:43
forget this day so long as he lives.01:23:46
So without further ado, I want to01:23:50
announce01:23:52
today01:23:54
that I'm going to be a great01:23:56
grandfather.01:24:00
A great grandpa. Masleto. And Mike's01:24:03
going to be a father. Everybody raise01:24:05
your01:24:07
glass. What a mitzvah. Oh, look at them.01:24:11
What a couple. Oh, they're so beautiful.01:24:15
Nice, beautiful Jewish children. They're01:24:18
going to have Oh, my masletov. Oh. Oh,01:24:22
it's so wonderful. Thank you. Oh, I'm so01:24:25
proud of you. Oh, you'll have twins.01:24:28
Maybe quintuplets. Oh, a bunch of little01:24:30
Jewish babies running01:24:33
around. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Holy01:24:39
[ __ ] Okay.01:24:44
Okay. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.01:24:49
Hey, dude. What's up? She's pregnant.01:24:53
Who? What? I'm sorry, but with you, I01:24:56
need to ask who.01:24:59
Dylan.01:25:01
Holy [ __ ]01:25:03
Exactly. There's more.01:25:06
Always. I sent an email to her telling01:25:10
her about Alex.01:25:12
You sent an email? That's harsh.01:25:16
Scotty, focus. Okay, focus. Help now,01:25:19
judge later. I need you to call your01:25:22
tech guys and ask them how to recover an01:25:24
email. Don't you know our password?01:25:29
No. [ __ ] Mike. There's no way to recall01:25:33
an email. Trust me.01:25:37
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Okay, Mike. Get01:25:43
it together. Get it together, Mike. Get01:25:46
it together.01:25:48
There's at least 50 restaurants. I never01:25:50
ever thought we'd be able to retire, but01:25:52
if this works out, maybe we can. Or at01:25:55
least cut back on our hours. Retire? Oh,01:26:00
sweetheart. We're not going to retire.01:26:02
We're just going to begin to live. I got01:26:05
to go.01:26:07
Okay, I'll see you at home.01:26:14
I'll show them the rest here. All right,01:26:16
let's see. He did this all himself.01:26:20
[Music]01:26:30
You can say what you want about01:26:39
me. It doesn't really matter anyways.01:26:43
[Music]01:26:48
All along here with01:26:51
[Music]01:26:55
me. I'm my own worst enemy these days.01:27:02
[Music]01:27:19
Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up. I01:27:22
wasn't sleeping. I was at the office01:27:24
with Scott and then we went to dinner01:27:27
and It's okay. Come on01:27:31
in. I read your01:27:39
email. I'm01:27:41
sorry. Okay. I I wouldn't have said it01:27:45
if I had01:27:46
known the news earlier.01:27:51
So, you would have continued to cheat on01:27:52
your01:27:53
wife for how long? No, no, no. I I I01:27:58
don't mean that. I just mean I I would01:28:00
have waited for the the right time. The01:28:03
right time? And when would that be?01:28:07
Dylan, I am sorry. Okay. It's just I'm01:28:10
kind of in a corner right now.01:28:13
She wants to leave by Christmas and she01:28:15
wanted an answer before01:28:19
then. Oh, she does, does01:28:23
she?01:28:25
Okay. Well, at first I was01:28:29
upset. After I calm myself down a bit, I01:28:34
thought about it. I tried to be01:28:38
objective, tried to understand where you01:28:42
were coming from.01:28:44
Thank you.01:28:46
And I've come to a01:28:51
decision. The answer is no.01:28:56
What? You heard me. No.01:29:01
[Music]01:29:03
What do you mean no?01:29:06
No. To what? To a divorce. No.01:29:10
[Music]01:29:13
I understand where you're coming from.01:29:16
Okay. Knowing what we know now, I'm not01:29:19
going to insist on it right away.01:29:21
Obviously. No. Not by tomorrow. Not by01:29:25
Christmas. Not by any deadline she may01:29:27
give you. I'm not signing divorce papers01:29:29
for you ever in my life.01:29:32
Period. Good night.01:29:41
So, you have to go by Christmas. Look, I01:29:44
understand your dilemma,01:29:46
Mike. Just let me go. Be with her. I'm01:29:52
not going to force you into01:29:54
anything. Don't worry. I'm not going to01:29:57
back out of the franchise deal. No,01:29:59
that's not what I'm worried about.01:30:06
She's pregnant.01:30:14
Wow.01:30:16
Congratulations. That's exciting. You01:30:19
are going to be a great01:30:22
dad. I hope your baby gets those01:30:24
beautiful long eyelashes.01:30:29
I wasn't ready for this.01:30:33
I don't want to lose you again, Alex.01:30:38
Okay, I can wait.01:30:42
How long do you think?01:30:46
I'm afraid it may never happen.01:30:53
Okay, it's all right,01:30:56
Mike. I just want you to be happy.01:31:00
It's all right. No, it's not01:31:04
me. She said01:31:06
no. No to the divorce. Not now. Not01:31:11
ever. Oh my god. He sounds just like my01:31:14
ex-husband. He never wanted to let me go01:31:18
either. That blood sucking01:31:21
leech. Should have known him better than01:31:23
to sign that01:31:25
prenup. So stupid.01:31:30
Never sign a prenuptual agreement01:31:33
without reading it carefully. There are01:31:35
so many snakes to bite you on the ass01:31:37
that the devil's pitchfork up the wazoo01:31:40
is going to come as a welcome relief by01:31:44
comparison. Scott, how could you not let01:31:46
me read this [ __ ] Bible? I would have01:31:48
done it for free. And you you How do you01:31:51
sign this thing without giving it to me01:31:53
first? All right. All right. Here we go.01:31:58
Here we go. Okay. Here is the clause.01:32:00
That's the killer. If you ask for a01:32:02
divorce, you have to arrange a formal01:32:05
divorce ceremony. Such ceremony must01:32:08
consist of the guests attended the01:32:09
wedding in the first place and has to01:32:12
take place in the same wedding venue.01:32:14
The couple will wear the same attire01:32:15
from their wedding day and only then is01:32:18
she legally bound to sign your divorce01:32:20
application. On top of that, you also01:32:22
have the burden of explaining your01:32:24
reasons for your divorce. The ceremony01:32:27
will be followed by a lavish dinner and01:32:28
dancing which will be paid01:32:30
for by01:32:36
you. In01:32:38
short, she's a01:32:41
[Music]01:32:42
genius. She's got you by the ball.01:32:45
You're01:32:50
[ __ ] Welcome to the01:32:53
club. Although I have some good news.01:32:56
There's a 10% discount on the people01:33:03
attending. Good luck,01:33:12
buddy.01:33:13
Bastard. Con01:33:15
man. He pulled the I'll be Jewish wool01:33:18
over our eyes. You mean your eyes? I01:33:21
told you it wasn't a proper conversion.01:33:23
Why would you let that bastard live in01:33:24
your place? Why don't you kick him out?01:33:27
Grandpa, how does that help01:33:30
me? At least I'll have somebody to call01:33:32
911 in case, god forbid, something01:33:34
happens to me in the middle of the01:33:35
night. Will you move in with us? We'll01:33:37
take care of you. Why should you? It's01:33:40
his responsibility, too. You know,01:33:41
nowadays they say we are pregnant. Why01:33:44
should he have the easy way out? Let him01:33:45
do his share. Having a baby is a bliss.01:33:50
He doesn't deserve to be any part of it.01:33:52
If I were you, I would kick him so far01:33:55
away that even his shadow couldn't touch01:33:57
that baby01:34:00
enough. 25 years ago, you chased01:34:03
Delila's father away with the same01:34:04
attitude. And what was the result? He01:34:07
never even showed up for Rachel's01:34:08
funeral. And who suffered the01:34:12
most?01:34:14
Delilah. This child has never even seen01:34:17
her father in her entire life.01:34:20
I'm so sorry to bring this up now,01:34:25
honey. This is not our decision to make01:34:28
such01:34:34
days. It's Mike. Wait, wait. Please let01:34:38
me talk to him now.01:34:51
Hey, Grandpa Paul. Hi01:35:15
I'm assuming Dylan told you. Yes, she01:35:17
told us.01:35:20
I just want us to have the highest01:35:22
regard for you and Elaine. I I think01:35:23
Dylan is a wonderful, wonderful woman. I01:35:26
I I truly love her. I really do. It's01:35:30
just uh you know, sometimes fate kind of01:35:33
plays tricks on you.01:35:37
And I never thought I'd run into Alex01:35:39
again in the rest of my life, but I did.01:35:42
And unfortunately, it just kind01:35:44
of happened at the wrong time. What do01:35:47
you want from me?01:35:51
Dylan is not really of a sound mind to01:35:53
listen to me. So, I was wondering if you01:35:56
could talk to her and get her to sign01:35:58
these papers. If you do, we can just01:36:01
avoid the whole prenup and just01:36:05
Move on.01:36:07
My granddaughter never cared for my01:36:09
advice, even when she was choosing her01:36:11
spouse. But don't be discouraged. I'll01:36:14
do my very best to help you out with01:36:16
your divorce. Living together after this01:36:20
isn't good for anyone. Wait. And you01:36:23
know, I will do my best work on the01:36:25
franchise.01:36:39
Oh, with Is this the prenup? I already01:36:41
have a copy. No, it's the guest list01:36:43
from your wedding.01:36:45
I thought you said you were going to01:36:46
help me. I just did. I'm now officially01:36:49
budding out of your lives. Good luck.01:37:02
Honey, you're going about this all the01:37:03
wrong way. Stop thinking of this as just01:37:06
your divorce and start thinking of this01:37:08
as a celebration of our lives together.01:37:13
Start having fun with it. And if you do,01:37:15
then the guests will be more likely to01:37:17
come. Just think about it. How many01:37:20
divorce will ever have this kind of an01:37:23
opportunity?01:37:27
[Music]01:37:36
free to say01:37:48
free. Good01:37:49
luck and I won't be coming home anytime01:37:52
soon.01:37:55
I'm free. I don't01:37:59
[Music]01:38:01
Every day, every hour you're on the01:38:03
road. It's a Carmageddon for you, dick.01:38:05
Don't call him that near my school. Mom,01:38:08
quiet. Mommy and daddy are talking. It01:38:10
doesn't mean you can take away my day01:38:11
with01:38:15
them. Okay.01:38:19
No.01:38:30
I'm free. I don't bail. I'm free. Out of01:38:34
jail, but I01:38:40
[Music]01:38:42
This is hilarious.01:38:45
Oh, you got to accept this funny gift.01:38:47
Hi. Come to my divorce. You are coming01:38:50
to my divorce. Divorce ceremony.01:38:52
Henley's only. Okay. What the [ __ ] Who01:38:56
the [ __ ] are you? Some high school01:38:58
friend? Some college roommate? Who the01:39:00
[ __ ] is this, Brad? Honey, I have no01:39:02
idea. I I swear to God, I don't I don't01:39:04
even know who this idiot is. Brad, it's01:39:05
me, Mike Christian. I'm Dylan Lipnik's01:39:07
husband. Oh. Oh, yeah. So, you do know01:39:12
him? Did you just lie to me? No, I I01:39:15
mean, I don't exactly know. [ __ ] you.01:39:18
How dare you [ __ ] lie to me on my01:39:21
[ __ ] wedding day before my [ __ ]01:39:23
honey move.01:39:26
So, a young Jewish01:39:27
couple get successfully01:39:30
divorced. But the wife says to the01:39:33
judge, "Now I have to apply for a get."01:39:36
And the judge says, "Get what?" She01:39:39
says, "No, that's the name for a Jewish01:39:41
ceremony which is for a divorce." And he01:39:44
says, "Oh, I understand. And in other01:39:45
words, you mean like a bris. She says01:39:48
yes, except that in a briss it's one01:39:50
thing and I get you get to get rid of01:39:53
the entire01:39:57
Hey there. You and me divorce ceremony.01:40:00
Thanks. Come here.01:40:03
Look what he brings me. A divorce01:40:05
invitation.01:40:10
Hi, I would like to invite you to my01:40:14
divorce. Is it true you actually seeking01:40:16
a divorce from? No comment.01:40:20
[Music]01:40:32
You are coming to my divorce. Be there.01:40:34
Hey, following01:40:37
Amber. Divorce invitation. We'll see you01:40:40
there. Okay.01:40:42
[Music]01:40:47
Oh my god, it's Mike. Oh my god, Mike.01:40:50
I'm so happy you're here. I was hoping01:40:52
that you were going to come. I saw you01:40:53
on the camera that maybe you're coming01:40:55
to my divorce. See you there.01:40:58
I'm actually think I'm going to bring a01:40:59
plus one because I didn't bring anyone01:41:00
the last time. Joseph Armstrong in the01:41:03
house because there wasn't an open bar,01:41:05
but this time I think there's going to01:41:06
be. You know what I mean? And I'm done.01:41:09
That's it.01:41:27
[Music]01:41:45
[Music]01:41:51
According to the prenuptual01:41:54
agreement, it is incumbent upon the01:41:56
person who initiated the01:41:58
divorce to invite all of those who01:42:00
attended the original01:42:02
wedding minus 10%.01:42:07
sent. Mr. Christian has done this01:42:10
successfully. As decreed in the01:42:11
prenuptual agreement, Mrs. Christian01:42:15
must sign the divorce petition.01:42:32
It feels weird to be offering01:42:35
congratulations to you, Mike. I don't01:42:38
think you can pull it01:42:39
off. I01:42:41
have never had such a strong bond with01:42:45
anyone as I have with01:42:48
you. I have never been so in love.01:42:55
And I thought you felt the same01:42:58
way. I guess I was01:43:01
wrong. In the past few weeks, I've seen01:43:04
how much trouble Mike has gone through01:43:07
to get all of you here01:43:09
today. He has shown tremendous01:43:12
persistence to end this marriage and01:43:16
unite with01:43:19
Als. Maybe that means she deserves him01:43:21
more than I do.01:43:45
And now, according to the prenuptual01:43:47
agreement, Mr. Christian will reveal his01:43:51
reasons for a divorce.01:44:01
[Music]01:44:08
Thank you,01:44:10
Dylan. And thank you all for coming01:44:12
today and sparing your valuable time for01:44:16
me. Getting all you here was no easy01:44:18
task. I can assure you that it was no01:44:21
fun having doors slammed in my face,01:44:24
getting the evil eye on the01:44:26
street, being spat upon, punched in the01:44:29
face, and told I am a horrible person01:44:31
for deserting my pregnant01:44:35
wife. This01:44:37
little event was not my idea. It all01:44:41
happened because Dylan slipped a little01:44:43
clause in our01:44:45
prenup. Clause I never bothered to read.01:44:48
Otherwise, I never would have had to01:44:50
face this [ __ ] storm and see all of you.01:44:51
But I did. And today, I am a winner.01:44:56
Right [Applause]01:44:58
on. A winner. Not just because I got my01:45:01
way, but because I made the01:45:04
journey. I followed through on this.01:45:08
It was a journey of meeting01:45:10
people, talking with them, reasoning01:45:14
with some, arguing with others,01:45:16
listening to their pains, their01:45:18
turmoils, their successes, their01:45:21
failures, their mistakes, and their01:45:27
regrets, their life01:45:32
lessons. Now, I was mad at Dylan for01:45:35
making me come here today.01:45:37
I thought she was a selfish, stubborn01:45:41
woman until I ran into a single mom with01:45:44
five kids who asked me a question. She01:45:48
said, "What if Dylan had instigated the01:45:51
divorce? Would she have to go through01:45:53
the same01:45:54
hell?" So, I read the prenup again, and01:45:58
sure as [ __ ] she'd have to go through01:45:59
the same hell I01:46:01
did. That's when I realized that this01:46:05
clause wasn't evil after all.01:46:09
It was01:46:10
fair to both of us. It was fair to our01:46:14
unborn child that the parents aren't01:46:15
going to just walk away from each other.01:46:18
I realized that this this long journey01:46:20
that I had to take was the perfect01:46:22
counseling for a torn, confused man like01:46:28
me. When I put on the suit today, I was01:46:32
reminded how I felt on my wedding day.01:46:35
[Music]01:46:40
I've been thinking a lot about the word01:46:41
love01:46:42
lately. Love is01:46:45
a powerful01:46:48
emotion. Love is01:46:50
this01:46:52
indescribable feeling you get when you01:46:54
see someone who you know will do01:46:56
anything for you.01:46:58
When you see someone with a life growing01:47:02
inside of them, a life you help01:47:05
[Music]01:47:10
create. Love is sticking it out.01:47:14
living with someone day after01:47:16
day, waking up next to them every01:47:18
morning with their bad breath and their01:47:21
hair matted to one side of their head,01:47:23
and you just look at them and you01:47:27
[Music]01:47:28
think, "God, she's01:47:34
beautiful. That's love."01:47:38
Dylan, I've given you every reason not01:47:40
to love01:47:42
me, but only one reason,01:47:47
too. I love01:47:51
you. He once said to me, he01:47:53
said, "If only your thesis could change01:47:56
one person."01:47:58
[Music]01:48:01
It did.01:48:11
Sorry,01:48:20
Alex. I have to do01:48:28
this. So in front of all of01:48:35
you, I am begging you01:48:38
Dylan to please forgive me for all the01:48:41
pain that I have caused01:48:45
you.01:48:47
Dylan, will you remarry me?01:48:52
Yes. Yes.01:48:55
Yes.01:48:58
But you're going to have to work for it.01:49:02
I promise.01:49:04
[Applause]01:49:35
[Music]01:49:40
[Applause]01:49:42
[Music]01:49:45
I feel so good this morning.01:49:49
I want to leave before I look around. I01:49:52
know that I'm01:49:54
falling. I think it's what this life's01:50:00
about. What you say is01:50:04
infatuation. Call it passion. No sin, no01:50:07
crime. Fact, I'm truly01:50:10
grateful. Promise of love seems so01:50:14
alive. Let's see. Let's see.01:50:18
All right. Now, listen up. Now, all of01:50:22
you who had sex last night, yeah, let's01:50:26
go. Step up. Get your picture. Oh, big01:50:30
old. All right. Couple late bloomers.01:50:34
Couple late bloomer. Okay. Okay. They01:50:36
got01:50:39
Oh, no kissing and telling, buddy. All01:50:42
right. Now,01:50:44
those of you who had sex with the groom,01:50:50
somebody got it in with the groom.01:50:54
Sorry, mama. Yeah. Come here.01:51:00
All right. Thanks for playing. All01:51:03
right.01:51:04
Now, those of you who were screwed by01:51:08
the groom. Yeah.01:51:12
Pick your head up, buddy. Pick your head01:51:14
up, buddy. Come on. Smile about it.01:51:17
Celebration. All right. All right.01:51:20
Better be a good sport. Now, those of01:51:23
you who screwed the groom big time,01:51:26
somebody did.01:51:29
[Applause]01:51:34
Hey. Oh, okay. All right. Hey, um, yeah,01:51:37
Dylan, that's hurted me more than it01:51:38
hurted you. might need some counseling01:51:40
on that. All right. Now, those of you01:51:43
who01:51:45
unfortunately saw the groom butt naked01:51:47
having sex, that was us. That was us.01:51:52
You know what? Michael, don't touch it.01:51:54
Don't stay with me. Stay away from me.01:51:56
All right.01:51:57
Now, those of you who would like to go01:52:01
on a honeymoon with the groom, come on01:52:04
down. Yeah. See, she wants to go here.01:52:07
They What? Oh, I'm starting to think01:52:10
something here. You love it. You once01:52:11
you go, Mike, you don't go anywhere01:52:14
else. You want to tell me something?01:52:17
Sure. Are you sure? Okay, just make01:52:19
sure. Uh, last but certainly not least,01:52:22
I feel like like we all want to do this.01:52:25
Who wants to go on a honeymoon with the01:52:27
bride? Oh, that's all you. That's01:52:30
everybody. That's all. Get in there. No,01:52:35
he's my absolutely01:52:40
not. Get him, man.01:52:46
Yeah, I'm staying withDescription:
Divorce Invitation | Comedy Romance | Full Movie Divorce Invitation "Divorce Invitation" (2012) is a romantic comedy about Dan, who, after his divorce, tries to get his life back on track. However, he faces complications when his first love, whom he parted ways with over twenty years ago, reenters his life. Dan decides to invite her to his divorce, leading to numerous emotional and comedic situations that change his perspective on love and relationships. Director: S.V. Krishna Reddy Cast: Paul Sorvino, Elliott Gould, Nadia Bjorlin, Andrea Bowen, Pat Crawford Brown, Jennifer Elise Cox Genres: Comedy, Romance FilmVaultX – the perfect place for true movie lovers! 🎬 Watch full movies in English – from classics to the latest releases across all genres. Looking for the best movies to watch on YouTube, exciting action films, or a full movie in English? We've got it all! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY2roo40hHH0DezL72s8Azw?sub_confirmation=1 Enjoy movies for free, watch full movies online for free, and discover the best action films anytime. If you love movies to watch on YouTube, you're in the right place! 🔔 Subscribe to FilmVaultX and start watching your favorite English movies today! 🍿 shorepal14
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