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00:00:03
[Music]
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Feels so good this
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falling. I want to leave before I look
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around. I know that I'm
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falling. I think that's what this life's
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[Music]
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about. This is
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infatuation. Call it no sin, no crime.
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Fact, I'm truly
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grateful. Promise of love seems so
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alive. Let's see. Let's see.
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Take it outside and kick the wheels. I'm
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in fire keeps I just don't fall this
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easy. Just don't fall this easy. Don't
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fall so hard for everyone what I
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mean. You say you're my teacher. It must
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be time for my next lesson. I've been
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trying to reach you. You want to buy it
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into my obsession. Let's see. Let's
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see. Take it outside and kick the
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wheels. I'm in
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[ __ ] I just don't fall this
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season. Just don't fall this easy. Don't
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fall so hard for everyone. I
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mean, I
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mean, I'm so in
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love in love. I'm alone in love. So,
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I'll be just fine. Cold it off. Won't
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have my life
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over. Give myself to what could be.
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might just last
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forever. I know there's no way to be
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free. Let's see. Let's see. Take it
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outside and kick the wheels. I'm
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in
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keep. Just don't fall this easy. Just
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don't fall this easy. Don't fall so hard
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for everyone.
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[Music]
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All righty. Two moatza balls just like
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you like it. Always taking care of me.
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You Hey, anything for my most beautiful
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customer. Huh?
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I left you a nice tip today. Oh, Leo,
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you don't have to do that. Thank you.
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Thank you so much. My pleasure. See you
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later, buddy.
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Excuse me. Thank you.
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No, aluminum is not good for you.
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Waiter. Hey, excuse me, buddy. Is there
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something wrong with my fork? No, just
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your stock choice is future. Oh, well,
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your future involves topping off my
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coffee. Okay.
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Aluminum stable. There's just no growth
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potential in it. Wait, wait, hold on a
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second. Hold on. Hold on. Get up.
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Unbelievable. That is exactly what my
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consultant said last night. And I bet he
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charged you more than the 6.95 lunch
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special for that.
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Yeah, he did.
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Okay. So, say you were her, who would
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you bet on? I would go with
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that one.
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You're kidding, right? That's nickel
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stuff. Sim's about to shake hands with
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them next week. That means by Friday,
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those nickels are going to be worth
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millions. Let me send her over. Wow.
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Thanks. That's impressive. We ain't seen
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nothing yet. Mike, 57 is yours. They
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ain't seen nothing yet either. Go. Wait,
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wait, wait. Hold on a second. Um, so,
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um, what are you doing later tonight?
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Maybe you want to show me something I
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haven't seen yet. Wow. Okay. Um, I think
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I will be at home with my girlfriend.
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My very jealous, very Hey, waiter, dude.
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Yeah, Kasanova. It's Mike. Mike. It's
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Mike Christian and he's very religious.
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Yeah, well, I'd pray to that and very
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busy. Okay, he's still waiting. Wait,
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Mike, just this is ridiculous.
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No, no, no, sir. I apologize. No, I'm
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sorry. I apologize. We have a business
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meeting. He's just a trainee. Please say
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he's a trainee. Please, let me take your
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order, gentlemen. A trainee? Really?
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Wow. You know what? I don't feel so But
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I think I got to go. If you dare take
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that tie off, you're fired. Okay, keep
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it on and clean the table. What seems to
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be the problem?
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He wants to get fired. Mr. Lipnik, he's
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already chased out four of our regular
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customers. I know. Four coffee only
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customers. Those people have been
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hogging that table every day now for a
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week. I wondered who had the balls to
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throw them out. Good business sense,
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Michael. You're my man.
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Come here. Let's talk. Michael, uh, my
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granddaughter Delilah's at a conference
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at University Hall. Do you think you
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could pick her up for us? Absolutely.
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Although it's rare, at the turn of the
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last century, the divorce rate grew for
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a number of justifiable reasons. People
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are
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alcoholics, drug addicts, physically
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abusive to their spouse or children.
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These are situations where separation is
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often best for all
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involved. But divorce and its acceptance
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have changed with the
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times. On their wedding day, couples
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often still say, "Till death do us
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part."
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But after time passes, initial
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attraction often
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fades. The perfect spouse all of a
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sudden is a normal person with human
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flaws. Recurring arguments, attraction
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to a coworker, or simple boredom can
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lead to irreconcilable
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differences. Divorce is a lazy way out.
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Divorce is a shortcut solution. Wake up,
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Grandma. It's the 21st century. That's
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the way it goes.
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What about children?
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Doesn't our future depend on them?
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Divorce can have a devastating effect on
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a child, as my case studies
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attest. I can also personally attest to
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this because I come from a broken
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family. I was raised by my grandparents
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and not that they didn't take care of me
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because they did, but I still wish that
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my parents were there too. And your
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solution,
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take it
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seriously. Marriage is work. Marriage is
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for life. If you are willing to make the
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commitment, you have to be prepared to
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go the distance. Excuse me. Um, did you
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major in sociology or did you major in
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fantasy?
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You make it sound like a jail sense
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without the parole.
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Well, buddy, no need to worry. From the
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looks of it, the only lifelong
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commitment you'll have is with your
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right hand.
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[ __ ]
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Thank you.
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That's uh that's it. That's all.
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Thank God.
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[Applause]
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Honey, slow down. I will wipe that off
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for 3 years on that thesis. I am doing
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hundreds of couples and all it takes is
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a couple of idiots in the audience to
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make it all seem like a joke.
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You seem to have no opinion about it.
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Well, if it's one thing I've learned
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from you, it's when to keep my mouth
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shut.
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Okay, then fine. Let's Let's be honest.
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I can handle
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it. Tell me the truth.
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Truth? Yeah.
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Well, I think some of those guys had
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some pretty valid points.
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Why don't you just admit it? You don't
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respect my academic research.
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No, it's just thousands of thesis
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sitting a library gathering dust. You
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know, they change nothing. The world
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goes on as if they were never even
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written. Yeah, but out of those
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thousands, one of those papers had the
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formula for electricity on it.
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Did. So, how do you know that mine won't
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be that one? Huh?
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I mean, if it could just change one
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mind, it would all be worth it. Why am I
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wasting my time talking to you? I mean,
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what would a college dropout care about
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this stuff anyway? Hey, I am a proud
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dropout, okay? College is a waste of
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time. Four, five, six years of endless
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side roads and pointless detours. My
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theory for life is simple. Shortcuts.
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Shortcuts.
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You know what? This has been too much
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academic debate for one day. I'm sorry,
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Mike. Okay. I've just had a really rough
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day.
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How about some margaritas at the deck
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bar?
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And
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then how about a
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massage by the expert hands of a Kansas
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City farm
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boy? If the client is not completely
00:10:54
satisfied, she can return the massage to
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the massager.
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Thank God.
00:11:02
[Music]
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La.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Hey babe. Hi honey. How are you?
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tired.
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Hi.
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Hi. Look what I brought you. Oh, you're
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sweet, but I'm I'm so icky from the
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restaurant. I'm just I really want to go
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in to take a shower. Wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the
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What's the rush?
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Huh? This is a gorgeous evening, huh?
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It's LA. They're all gorgeous evenings.
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Yeah, but um this is especially, you
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know, romantic evening, isn't it?
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Not so much cuz we're right by the
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dumpster and the trash guy forgot to
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stop on our street again. So listen, I'm
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going to go in. I'm going to take a
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shower and then maybe I can muster a
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little romance for you. Hold on. What's
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the What's the rush? I got to go.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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dude, you don't have to leave. All
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right. You just can't put me on watchdog
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anymore. All right.
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Yeah. I mean, you are more than welcome
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to stay with us whenever you want. You
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and Scotty have known each other since
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birth. I only barged into your lives
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about a year ago. Barging in on me was
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not cool.
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I know. I'm sorry, but you know, you
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can't barge in and expect to become one
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of them in 6 months either. One of them.
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Them? What? What does that even mean?
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Really? Dylan and I are in love. Okay.
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Why? Why are you guys so worried about
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this now? Dude, she's the one who got
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you the Lipnik job. Remember? She just
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don't want to get fired when the
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Christian [ __ ] hits the Jewish fan. No,
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no, I'm not worried about that. I am a
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phenomenal waitress. But I am worried
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about you. I mean, if you're really
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considering marrying
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Dylan, I just might think again. Her
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grandparents are very old school. I
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mean, they are super super religious.
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So, my parents are super religious. They
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don't care if I marry a Jewish girl.
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Mike, are you sure? Huh? Cuz growing up
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in Punkton, Kansas, I doubt anybody
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could tell Jewish from Amish. Remember
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facial hair? You had facial hair. You're
00:13:48
an alien from out of space. True story.
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Scotty, you can't change my mind on
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this. Okay. She's
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She's just made for me. She's made for
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you. Hey, man. Um, what happened to the
00:14:01
mic I used to know? Huh? The one who
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would only take the richest dude's
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daughter to the prom. Where's he at? Can
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I see him? Yeah. I miss him. And what
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happened to the stock broker who
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wouldn't even take a woman out to coffee
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without looking at her profile first?
00:14:13
Ah.
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Huh? He grew up. He fell in love.
00:14:18
Besides, do not underestimate the
00:14:20
potential of this restaurant. We are
00:14:22
really close to franchising this. Oh.
00:14:25
Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. See, I thought I
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thought Amigo was
00:14:29
Noita, not the
00:14:34
restaurant.
00:14:39
Note, not the
00:14:41
restaurant. Scotty, don't be a
00:14:44
schmuck. Besides, I'm thinking about
00:14:46
Paul and Elaine in this whole thing. I
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mean, how can they say no to a guy who
00:14:50
is about to revolutionize their family
00:14:53
business? Family
00:14:55
business? You would have to die and be
00:14:57
reborn Jewish for them to consider you
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family.
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Oi, please. I could be as Jewish as they
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wanted me to be.
00:15:08
Just wait until you see Jeremy.
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Who? Who? The bicycle guy. Yeah, the
00:15:15
lipnicks totally drool over him. Okay.
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He's straight out of freaking Fiddler on
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the Roof. And now that he's back in
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town, they're going to try to set Dylan
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up with him. Just wait and see.
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[Music]
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Sweetheart, we need to buy more sugar
00:15:40
packets. I know. We're running out of
00:15:42
baked apples. Oh, I thought we had so
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many. What about the halava? The halo a
00:15:47
chocolatecovered halava. Oh, I love it.
00:15:50
A lot of people like you. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:53
We're actually not open yet. Oh, I'm not
00:15:55
a customer. I'm family.
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Would you mind telling me who you're
00:15:59
related to? Look who's here. Jeremy
00:16:03
Bubba. Jeremy.
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Papa.
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Love you, Elaine. Good to see you. Good
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to see you. I brought you these to
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congratulate you on Delila's graduation.
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How nice of you to remember. Where is
00:16:18
our beautiful Delilah? Well, she's not
00:16:20
here now, but you are. Join us for
00:16:22
lunch. Oh, we have some delicious food
00:16:24
here. There's nothing I would love more
00:16:26
than grandma's delicious tongue on ry.
00:16:32
But unfortunately, I have to run. I'll
00:16:34
be back later, though, to pick up
00:16:35
Delila. She doesn't know it yet. But I
00:16:38
got her tickets to see the symphony at
00:16:40
the Hollywood Bowl. Wonderful. Fabulous.
00:16:43
Michael, would you put these lovely
00:16:45
flowers in some water, please?
00:16:48
He's our new assistant manager.
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Hi, Mike. Mike Christian. Jeremy. Jeremy
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Jew.
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Okay, that's fine. Uh, Christian is my
00:17:01
real last name, actually. Yeah. Well,
00:17:03
Jew's mine, too. And if you believe
00:17:05
that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd
00:17:06
love to sell you.
00:17:09
God. Yeah. Uh Dylan's at the dentist
00:17:12
right now. And actually, I think, you
00:17:13
know, I think she has plans later.
00:17:14
Really? I thought you were the assistant
00:17:16
manager. What are you, a personal
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secretary, too?
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Oh, no. I'm her boyfriend. What? What?
00:17:27
What did you say, Paul? Elaine, I didn't
00:17:31
want you guys to find out like this. I
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mean, you guys have taken me in and you
00:17:35
treated me like family. But I guess now
00:17:37
is as good a time as any.
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I'm in love with your granddaughter. In
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love? Oh, hugen.
00:17:49
You're fired. Get out. Paul, let me
00:17:51
explain. Out. We don't want to see you.
00:17:53
Come. Go. What's going on?
00:17:59
Um, there's just one question I need to
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ask you before I leave.
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Dylan Lipnik, I want to spend the rest
00:18:08
of my life with you. Will you marry me?
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No. No. No.
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I'm serious. I'm
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committed. I need your answer. Yes or
00:18:21
no?
00:18:28
Oh my god.
00:18:31
Yes. Yes. Are you serious? Oh, but this
00:18:35
is a
00:18:36
sham. Those flowers Jeremy brought for
00:18:40
you. Then that's what the invites will
00:18:41
say. Flowers by Jeremy. Jeremy
00:18:45
Jew. You know what? Jeremy was even kind
00:18:48
enough to buy concert tickets.
00:18:52
Yes. For us. No.
00:18:56
No.
00:18:59
Yes. Delilah. Thank you. I want to see
00:19:01
you in my booth right now. Come on.
00:19:25
What? You've known this man for only a
00:19:28
few months, and now you're ready to
00:19:30
marry him. What do you know about him?
00:19:34
I know he's a good
00:19:36
man with a brilliant head on his
00:19:40
shoulders. He's a selfdirected man with
00:19:44
ambition and
00:19:47
dreams. And he loves me to bits.
00:19:51
Grandpa, what more can I ask
00:19:55
for? Jeremy waited years for you to
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finish school.
00:20:00
At least you could have given it a try.
00:20:03
Gone out with him. Something. He's not
00:20:05
my type, Grandma. He's too.
00:20:09
Too what?
00:20:11
I don't I don't know. He's too Jewish.
00:20:14
Too
00:20:15
Jewish. Like all those worthless people
00:20:17
in our family. Like all the generations
00:20:20
who suffered so you could have a better
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life. Like us, I suppose.
00:20:28
Come here, sweetheart.
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Listen to me. I have never seen your
00:20:34
grandpa this
00:20:36
hurt. Please just let it go for a while.
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Let it be.
00:21:03
[Music]
00:21:08
They've given up so much to give me a
00:21:10
better
00:21:11
life. And what do I do in
00:21:15
return? I crush them.
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[Music]
00:21:32
Okay. So, I want to go through an
00:21:36
authentic conversion, one that follows
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the most ancient of rituals.
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You do understand that this is a
00:21:46
circumcision. Yeah. Yes, I do. And
00:21:49
you're kidding me, right? It's a joke.
00:21:52
Oh, I get it. This is an episode of a
00:21:55
reality show and I'm in it. And I bet
00:21:57
you my agent set it up. Max. Max, where
00:22:00
are you, little rat? Max.
00:22:04
No. No.
00:22:06
You're serious?
00:22:09
All right. I have to explain what it is.
00:22:12
We don't have to take off the whole
00:22:14
migill. We got to make a cut. But
00:22:16
there's going to be some blood. There's
00:22:18
going to be a scalpel. It's going to be
00:22:19
an owie on your pee pee. All right. I
00:22:22
got a question to ask you. On a scale of
00:22:25
1 to
00:22:26
10, how much pain can you take it? 8.5.
00:22:30
No, no, no, no, no. Not 8.5. I'm I'm
00:22:34
more of like a like a 2.1 kind of guy.
00:22:37
You said you're in love.
00:22:42
And this is your best friend. Yeah.
00:22:45
8.5.
00:22:49
Okay. For love
00:22:53
8.5. Think of that.
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Under strict rabbitical law, I have to
00:23:00
tell you, you got to ask me three times.
00:23:02
I can do it. Please. No. Please. No.
00:23:05
Please. Okay. That's all right. We're
00:23:07
going to do it. It's all right. And I'm
00:23:10
going to sing to you like a father would
00:23:12
sing to his little Jewish boy.
00:23:20
[Music]
00:23:27
Wow, I feel Jewish already. Oh, look. My
00:23:31
foreskin just fell off.
00:23:34
It didn't. You still have to cut it off.
00:23:36
A little Jewish a little bit.
00:23:44
Welcome. Welcome my dear friends. Good
00:23:48
afternoon. Today we're going to have a
00:23:50
ceremony which you will never forget the
00:23:52
rest of your life. I assure you. We have
00:23:54
a young man outside of Ashul but with a
00:23:58
great deal of love in his heart who has
00:24:00
come here today to express his love and
00:24:03
admiration for our religion. He wants to
00:24:06
be converted in the most traditional way
00:24:10
with our oldest ritual, the
00:24:13
[Music]
00:24:21
bris. Rabbi,
00:24:23
[Music]
00:24:28
are you comfortable?
00:24:31
Yeah. Are you comfortable? I make a
00:24:34
living. Are you confident?
00:24:37
Yeah. Are you confident? They're not
00:24:40
going to cut
00:24:41
[Music]
00:24:53
me.
00:24:56
He's giving up
00:25:01
hand for the stell.
00:25:08
[Music]
00:25:20
[Applause]
00:25:25
White chick, how you feeling?
00:25:28
See, wasn't so bad.
00:25:32
Yeah, not so bad. Hi,
00:25:35
Mike.
00:25:37
Hi. So, we have some oils here that'll
00:25:40
make you feel better. We have everything
00:25:42
from something that's soothing and
00:25:44
gentle to healing and stinging.
00:25:48
How about some
00:25:49
wine? Oh, you serious?
00:25:52
All right. He's chosen wine. Wine it is.
00:25:56
Don't worry. You're a brave young man.
00:25:58
Oh, yes. Here we go.
00:26:07
[Music]
00:26:15
Thank you. Thank you.
00:26:19
Oh. Oh, you
00:26:22
came. That means so much to me. Dylan
00:26:25
Dylan loves you so much and she she was
00:26:27
afraid you weren't going to accept me.
00:26:29
And thank you.
00:26:31
Who told you this Daniel Nudnick was
00:26:33
qualified to do this. You need to study
00:26:36
six month. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I
00:26:38
know. I I am studying. I just couldn't
00:26:41
stay away from my Dylan that long.
00:26:45
Excuse me. Oh. Uh, Paul. Let's
00:26:50
keep this a surprise between us.
00:26:59
Careful.
00:27:04
Okay, I'll be right back. Let's do
00:27:06
anything else. Okay. All right. Great.
00:27:08
Hey, where's Mike? Oh, um, why don't you
00:27:11
ask our new head manager?
00:27:14
Proudest you on the block.
00:27:20
Why would you do that? Hire him as head
00:27:23
manager? No matter what you say or do, I
00:27:26
am never going out with him. We're sorry
00:27:29
to hear that, but maybe you should tell
00:27:31
him yourself. Go ahead, tell him.
00:27:38
[Music]
00:27:40
Look, I know that this might disappoint
00:27:42
you, but will you please just leave me
00:27:45
alone? Oi, what am I? Chopped liver.
00:27:51
Fine, I'm leaving. I don't need your
00:27:54
curus.
00:27:56
Mike, what is this? And yesterday was a
00:27:59
surprise. A profound surprise for us as
00:28:01
well. He put himself through the whole
00:28:03
nine yards, including a traditional
00:28:06
brisk. Who knew he was going to be
00:28:08
studying Hebrew?
00:28:11
You didn't have to.
00:28:14
I can't believe you did all this. May I
00:28:16
with your permission? Of course.
00:28:23
Oh. Oh my god.
00:28:29
[Music]
00:28:37
Masleto.
00:28:38
[Laughter]
00:28:41
Oh, every happiness. It's amazing. You
00:28:45
like Oh, careful down there. Oh, sorry.
00:28:49
[Music]
00:29:09
Roger. What happened? Come here. Come
00:29:13
on. What? What? Oh my god. You have to
00:29:17
do this. What? Go ahead. Just No. No.
00:29:19
No. No. You have to read it yourself.
00:29:22
Hands are all wet.
00:29:24
Oh, sweet Jesus.
00:29:28
Honey, Jesus was Jewish.
00:29:32
Gosh, isn't she beautiful?
00:29:37
Well, yeah, but I wish you would have
00:29:40
told us.
00:29:42
Honey, Mike has finally found somebody
00:29:45
he
00:29:46
loves. I'm going. Are you going to join
00:29:50
me? Of course, I'm going to join you.
00:29:53
I'm not joining anything else.
00:29:57
So, how many guests so far? Our side,
00:30:01
we're at 200. Plus, you added 49,
00:30:04
including the stock market janitors. Oh,
00:30:07
good. Yes. I love those guys.
00:30:14
Honey, it's getting late. Don't you have
00:30:15
to go home? Yeah. So, I don't want you
00:30:18
to misunderstand me. Feel free to tell
00:30:20
me what you think.
00:30:23
What's this?
00:30:25
Sarpina.
00:30:30
No. Hey guys, Scotty, come here. Yo, you
00:30:34
guys, we're like real celebrities. We
00:30:36
are like Brad Pitt and Angelina
00:30:38
Jolie. We have got a prenup. Yeah.
00:30:43
This is a This is a prenup. Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:49
Prenup. This is more like a phone book.
00:30:52
Wow.
00:30:55
Okay, I know it's a bit long, but you
00:30:58
understand why. Oh, I know. I know. I
00:31:00
know. Because in our Jewish culture,
00:31:04
before the wedding, we sign a thing
00:31:07
called a puka.
00:31:12
A what? A what? A
00:31:15
tanga. A bazooka.
00:31:21
Kombucha, Tunduka, Kuna, Hakuna,
00:31:27
Kazuki, Shiakei. It's a Kuba Kuba, Mr.
00:31:30
Jewish Groom. And Kuba is just one page.
00:31:34
This is way more than one page. This is
00:31:37
a lot of pages, honey. Yeah, this is a
00:31:41
little Are you sure this is our
00:31:44
prenup? It looks more like your thesis.
00:31:48
Just read it and let me know if you want
00:31:49
to make any changes.
00:31:51
Love you. I love you. Bye. I love our
00:31:54
prenup. I'm glad.
00:32:02
Dude, what are you doing? You got to
00:32:05
read this
00:32:06
[ __ ] Dude, how many credit cards do you
00:32:09
sign up for? You just sign I agree
00:32:11
without even reading it. Come on, dude.
00:32:13
This is your life we're talking about
00:32:14
here, not a credit card. Okay. Look,
00:32:17
there's an attorney in my cigar club. He
00:32:19
owes me a favor. We'll let him read it
00:32:20
first. All right. Just let him read it.
00:32:22
Dude, it's fine. Look. Sign here.
00:32:29
You're out of your mind.
00:32:32
He's in love.
00:32:35
I'm in love. Love makes you
00:32:38
stupid. Like, wow. Stupid. Love makes me
00:32:42
stupid. Yeah.
00:32:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:32:49
[Music]
00:32:53
yeah. Picture you with no me. Picture me
00:32:57
without
00:32:58
love. I just can't see you and I giving
00:33:03
up. Now picture us
00:33:05
old, still so in
00:33:08
love. That is the dream I can picture
00:33:11
for us.
00:33:14
I ain't going
00:33:18
nowhere. I ain't leaving for nothing in
00:33:23
the world. I ain't going nowhere. I'mma
00:33:28
stay
00:33:31
here. I'm staying with
00:33:35
you. I want to be the one here for the
00:33:39
long run. Nothing can fade the love for
00:33:45
you. I use every single day being your
00:33:50
everything. I'm coming with brand new
00:33:52
ways to show
00:33:55
you. You say I'm head strong. You think
00:33:59
I'll let go. Oh, baby. Ain't enough
00:34:02
arguments to make me say goodbye.
00:34:06
No matter who's wrong, I'll always come
00:34:10
home. Cuz you were made for me. And I'm
00:34:13
staying with
00:34:15
you. I ain't going
00:34:20
nowhere. I ain't leaving for nothing in
00:34:25
the world. I ain't going nowhere. I'mma
00:34:30
stay
00:34:32
here. I'm staying with you.
00:34:35
[Music]
00:34:37
Ooh yeah yeah
00:34:40
[Music]
00:34:45
yeah with
00:34:46
[Music]
00:34:47
you yeah
00:34:50
[Music]
00:34:54
yeah staying with
00:34:57
you yeah
00:35:00
Yeah.
00:35:02
Ooh. Yeah.
00:35:07
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:12
[Music]
00:35:13
Yeah. I'll stay with
00:35:18
[Music]
00:35:23
you. I'll stay with you.
00:35:28
[Music]
00:35:34
I'm staying with you.
00:35:47
Where are we going? What are we doing?
00:35:49
Don't worry about it. Thank you.
00:35:55
Honey, what are we doing? Jessica, the
00:35:57
back.
00:35:59
Come
00:36:03
on, honey. Whose house is this?
00:36:09
Wow.
00:36:12
God. Wow.
00:36:17
Turn on.
00:36:23
Welcome to your new home. Have a very
00:36:25
happy married life, darlings. Have a
00:36:28
blast.
00:36:30
No. No.
00:36:34
Oh my god.
00:36:38
[Music]
00:36:40
I don't want them
00:36:50
watching. Lipnix. What the hell kind of
00:36:52
name is that anyway?
00:36:54
It's a name that's going to make you
00:36:56
money, Rick. Okay, now what's the plan
00:36:58
of attack? VCs or angels? No, no, no,
00:37:00
no. I'd go big. On that note, I know you
00:37:02
guys can't afford a 15% finders fee, so
00:37:05
figured I'd make it 10.
00:37:09
A five is industry standard.
00:37:12
Come on, Scotty.
00:37:15
5.5. 8.5. No, that hurts. Damn. Okay.
00:37:21
Uh, 5.5. Fine. Not a scent less, not a
00:37:25
scent more.
00:37:32
Gentlemen, our board of directors loves
00:37:35
your plan. However, our CEO is leaving
00:37:38
town for two weeks. So, we'd like to ask
00:37:40
you not to approach any other companies
00:37:42
until she's back, and then we can
00:37:43
finalize your contract. Well, we have
00:37:46
two other meetings set up. We do.
00:37:51
Yeah, we we do. Two weeks is a long
00:37:53
time. Come on. She knows the deal. Why
00:37:56
not just give us the answer right now? I
00:37:57
wish I could, but she's heading to the
00:37:59
airport right now.
00:38:03
Is that your CEO right there?
00:38:06
Yes, that's Miss B. Come on, just let us
00:38:10
talk to her for like one minute. I'm
00:38:11
afraid I can't. Well, we're afraid we'll
00:38:14
have to pursue our other options then.
00:38:18
Give me one minute.
00:38:22
The gentlemen from the restaurant are
00:38:24
here. They'd like to speak with you just
00:38:25
briefly. I'm on my way to a business and
00:38:27
golf trip. I don't have time for this.
00:38:28
Please just reschedule.
00:38:33
Now is not a good time to talk to her.
00:38:35
I'm afraid you're just going to have to
00:38:36
wait. Did I hear her say something about
00:38:38
a golf outing? Miss Burch is on her way
00:38:40
to a financial summit in Scottsdale,
00:38:42
Arizona, but all the best deals are done
00:38:44
on the links. You know what? We might
00:38:46
just have to go and play the back nine
00:38:49
with her.
00:38:51
I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
00:38:57
You know, there actually are other
00:38:59
places we can go. I think we should look
00:39:01
into it. Okay. Okay. Grandmother's
00:39:05
recipe for tongue on rock.
00:39:11
Sound like you said tongue. I did.
00:39:15
It's cow tongue. Oh, cow tongue. Yeah.
00:39:18
You know, I'm a diabetic, so uh tongue,
00:39:20
lips, face, all that. Uh from the neck
00:39:22
up, I'm not supposed to digest it. Nice
00:39:25
try.
00:39:27
I'm going to track her down in
00:39:28
Scottsdale, Arizona.
00:39:31
I think her comment was a test. She
00:39:34
purposefully said it loud enough so that
00:39:35
way we would hear it. No. Yeah. Look,
00:39:39
these big player types to them, this is
00:39:41
all just a game. I mean, why else would
00:39:44
they go and do business on a golf
00:39:46
course? Can you help me? I'm at a loss.
00:39:49
So, let's play it. Let's play their
00:39:52
game. I'm going to go to the resort and
00:39:55
blend in with the millionaire crowd. No
00:39:57
offense, dude, but that takes some major
00:40:00
camouflage. Hey,
00:40:02
just let me worry about that, okay?
00:40:04
Okay, look, man. A last minute plane
00:40:06
ticket, huh? a five-star executive
00:40:08
suite. Plus, you're blending in would
00:40:10
cost more than we all can afford to put
00:40:11
together. So, sorry to be a prick, but
00:40:14
we all know how your financial
00:40:15
adventures turned out in the past. Look,
00:40:17
that was a long time ago, okay? I have
00:40:19
learned from those mistakes. I'm not so
00:40:21
sure. Okay, what have we got to lose
00:40:24
other than our own
00:40:26
shirts? Let's see if you can pull us
00:40:29
off. Where are we going to get the seed
00:40:31
money? What are we going to We're going
00:40:33
to ask the Lipnix. We can't gamble on
00:40:35
their money. You haven't made them any
00:40:36
money. It's ridiculous. Okay, you know
00:40:38
what? Let's just eat. Come on. We've
00:40:41
been waiting all day to see you try
00:40:42
this.
00:40:45
Pickle first. Nope.
00:40:51
What's this? Open it.
00:41:00
It's our new
00:41:01
visa. Might as well break it in. living
00:41:05
room. What if the deal doesn't go
00:41:07
through?
00:41:09
At least I'll have a happy husband.
00:41:12
Happy he at least gave it a try.
00:41:17
I love you.
00:41:18
[Music]
00:41:26
Find a way working together by
00:41:33
[Music]
00:41:38
day. Here we go.
00:41:47
Thank you, my good man. And we never
00:41:49
met.
00:41:51
Fair enough.
00:41:55
[Music]
00:42:07
You guys have room for one more.
00:42:15
Hi
00:42:18
[Applause]
00:42:20
[Music]
00:42:30
[Applause] [Music]
00:42:35
Heat.
00:42:36
[Music]
00:42:37
[Applause]
00:42:39
[Music]
00:42:41
Heat.
00:42:43
[Music]
00:42:47
[Applause]
00:42:48
[Music]
00:42:52
[Applause]
00:42:53
[Music]
00:42:55
[Applause]
00:42:56
[Music]
00:42:57
[Applause]
00:43:01
Heat. Heat.
00:43:10
[Music]
00:43:27
Sorry, just a little uh little
00:43:28
tournament stress. Uh I'm just going to
00:43:31
I'm just going to go again. Yeah.
00:43:36
[Music]
00:43:45
Relax. Relax. Eyes on the ball. Head
00:43:50
down. Feet shoulder width
00:43:53
apart. Eyes on the ball. Keep your head
00:43:56
down. Eyes on the ball. Mind on the
00:44:00
ball.
00:44:09
Wow, you are still the same lousy
00:44:12
shooter after all this time. Nothing's
00:44:14
changed. What? That's what my friends
00:44:17
used to call me back in height. I'm Alex
00:44:19
Burch. Nice to meet your acquaintance
00:44:21
again. Miss Burch. Nice to meet
00:44:25
you
00:44:29
again, Alex.
00:44:33
Alex Roverson.
00:44:34
It's Alex Burch now. My married name. No
00:44:40
way. Oh my god. How are you? Oh
00:44:45
[Music]
00:44:50
wow. You haven't changed much.
00:44:53
Come on. At least say I lost some of my
00:44:55
baby fat.
00:44:57
Yeah, of course. I mean, you you looked
00:45:00
great in high school,
00:45:01
but you look even better now.
00:45:05
Thanks. You look good, too. Especially
00:45:09
on that first tea. Wow.
00:45:13
So, how is it that you ended up in LA
00:45:14
franchising restaurants?
00:45:17
Oh.
00:45:21
[Music]
00:45:23
Um, I was in New York for seven years
00:45:25
playing the market.
00:45:27
I did okay, but then uh like everyone
00:45:30
else, when the market crashed, I lost my
00:45:32
shirt. So, decided to move to LA, start
00:45:36
fresh. My buddy Scott asked, "You
00:45:38
remember Scotty?" Mhm. Yeah. He uh he
00:45:41
decided to put me up until I could get
00:45:42
back on my feet.
00:45:44
Guess Scotty and I share something
00:45:47
getting you back on your feet.
00:45:50
It's funny how we ended up being
00:45:51
neighbors again. Well, I live in the
00:45:54
Fairfax district. I'm guessing you're
00:45:56
more of a uh Beverly Hills Malibu
00:46:03
girl. So, Alex Burge now,
00:46:07
huh? Wow. That is
00:46:11
just Is your husband here with you?
00:46:14
My
00:46:17
exhusband. Frankly, I don't know where
00:46:19
he is.
00:46:21
I don't like the word divorce, so I like
00:46:25
to refer to myself as a free bird. And
00:46:28
you
00:46:30
uh
00:46:32
married 4 months ago.
00:46:35
Congrats. Is she here? I'd love to meet
00:46:39
her. No, I came alone. This is a
00:46:43
business trip after
00:46:44
all. Though given our history, I don't
00:46:46
know if business is such a good idea.
00:46:51
You still haven't forgiven
00:46:54
me. Look, um, maybe I can make it up to
00:46:58
you now. Join me for dinner. I will
00:47:02
order something extra
00:47:03
special. Corn dogs with a side of mac
00:47:06
and cheese.
00:47:09
You remember that?
00:47:11
You'd be surprised by what else I
00:47:13
remember.
00:47:18
Hey.
00:47:19
Um, I was going to go to a club tonight
00:47:22
to see some jazz. You want to come with
00:47:27
me?
00:47:29
Yes. Who says no to jazz?
00:47:37
[Music]
00:48:07
So, how many do you want?
00:48:10
What?
00:48:12
How many franchise branches do you want?
00:48:16
Oh.
00:48:17
Um, well, our initial rollout plan was
00:48:20
to have 25 in 5 years.
00:48:23
[Music]
00:48:25
How about 50 in 3 years?
00:48:29
What would be the terms?
00:48:31
If you can
00:48:33
stay, we can work out the details over
00:48:35
the next few days.
00:48:39
I don't know what to say.
00:48:43
You could say no.
00:48:48
[Music]
00:48:54
Who told you to change partners? Alex,
00:48:57
you're supposed to be with Steve Mike
00:48:59
with Kimberly. And no head on chest.
00:49:02
Would she ask my permission?
00:49:04
You could say no. Why would I? I love
00:49:08
her.
00:49:11
[Music]
00:49:16
Can you hear me?
00:49:22
[Music]
00:49:49
Hey, babe. Hi. What's going on? It's
00:49:52
Scott and Dylan. We've been trying to
00:49:53
reach you. What's up, man?
00:49:56
Oh, yeah. I I'm good. Uh, everything's
00:49:59
good here. just uh working on the deal.
00:50:02
You sound awful. Are you getting enough
00:50:04
sleep?
00:50:06
Not really. Uh Wheeling and Dylan is It
00:50:10
is It is hard work. Okay, Willing and
00:50:13
Dylan. Listen, I got a couple questions,
00:50:15
man. I I want to go with you before the
00:50:16
meeting. What time is the meeting? It's
00:50:19
finished. Damn
00:50:21
it, Mike. Why didn't you call me before
00:50:23
you screwed everything up, man? Dude,
00:50:25
chill out. Okay.
00:50:29
I nailed it. Guess what? We got 50
00:50:32
branches.
00:50:33
We got 50 branches.
00:50:38
All right. What's the catch, Mike?
00:50:41
No catch. I just got to stay here for a
00:50:43
couple more days and finalize the
00:50:45
details.
00:50:47
That's unbelievable. That's fant. How
00:50:49
did you talk her into that? I will tell
00:50:51
you all about that when I get back. When
00:50:53
are you back? When are you coming back?
00:50:54
I miss you.
00:50:58
Okay. Yeah, I miss you, too. Um, I got
00:51:00
to go. There is a meeting. It is urgent.
00:51:02
Okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye.
00:51:07
Cheers. Cheers. You did it.
00:51:11
Good morning, Lazy Bone. Morning. Who
00:51:14
was that? The wife? No.
00:51:18
Yeah, it it was. And Scotty.
00:51:22
Come on, let's beat everyone to the
00:51:24
links.
00:51:25
I'm not exactly a match for
00:51:29
you. I mean, I'm a beginner at this.
00:51:35
Remember when you taught me how to
00:51:36
dance? I used to trip all over the
00:51:38
floor. Well, it's payback time. Come on,
00:51:42
go get
00:51:47
dressed. I didn't see it. I didn't see
00:51:51
it coming.
00:51:53
I can't believe it. Is it really
00:51:58
stunning and I feel so strong? It's been
00:52:02
way too
00:52:04
long. I just remember that I forgot
00:52:07
about you. I just remember that I forgot
00:52:09
about
00:52:10
[Music]
00:52:14
you. Oh, this
00:52:16
feeling I
00:52:19
rediscovered. It's got me breathing.
00:52:23
like a teenage
00:52:25
lover and it feels so right. Better hold
00:52:30
on, hold on
00:52:31
tight. I just remember that I forgot
00:52:34
about you. I just
00:52:36
remember you come back to me.
00:52:44
Come on.
00:52:46
Oh boy.
00:52:48
That's one. That's
00:52:58
[Applause]
00:53:03
one
00:53:07
go. Come on. Here we go.
00:53:25
[Music]
00:53:31
[Music]
00:53:33
Here we go.
00:53:36
[Applause]
00:53:47
Yeah. Go go go go
00:53:49
go go go
00:53:56
[Applause]
00:53:59
go. I forgot about
00:54:03
you. I just remember that I forgot about
00:54:06
you.
00:54:10
[Music]
00:54:12
Well, if your flight was at 3:00, I
00:54:15
could have dropped you off at the
00:54:16
airport. I know. I know. You got to run.
00:54:20
Tournament's about to start.
00:54:22
If you wait until Monday, we could go
00:54:24
together. I have to report back to my
00:54:27
boss before I get fired. I
00:54:32
understand. I really enjoyed our time
00:54:34
together.
00:54:36
Me, too. I'll see you in LA.
00:55:07
dude, you look like [ __ ] Nice to see
00:55:10
you, too. Did you get the LOI signed?
00:55:12
Not yet.
00:55:14
Bro, you know how iffy these deals can
00:55:16
be. You said you had it in the bag.
00:55:17
Dude, relax. The deal is locked in. What
00:55:21
makes you so sure?
00:55:24
I found a shortcut.
00:55:29
You know their CEO, Alex
00:55:32
Burch. Her maiden name is Alex
00:55:37
Roverson.
00:55:39
Alex
00:55:41
Roersonson, the prom queen who went
00:55:43
missing. Alex Roverson.
00:55:46
You got to be kidding me. So, why didn't
00:55:49
you get the LOI signed again? Alex is
00:55:51
coming to the restaurant on Friday. I I
00:55:52
thought it'd be more official that way.
00:55:55
H. So, if you weren't there closing the
00:55:57
deal, what were you doing in the whole
00:55:59
time?
00:56:01
We were just catching up on things, you
00:56:03
know, doing the whole PR game with her,
00:56:06
telling her what a great franchise
00:56:08
Lipnix is going to
00:56:10
be. 5 days is a long time to talk. Did
00:56:14
she tell you why she went missing prom
00:56:16
night?
00:56:18
Oh, okay. You know what?
00:56:23
Wait, what are you doing,
00:56:27
Rick? Yeah, look, uh, can you set up the
00:56:30
backup meetings for Fresco and Casey and
00:56:32
company? Really?
00:56:35
Yeah, exact. Okay, thanks,
00:56:39
man. What are you doing? Yeah, I've been
00:56:41
doing some talking to him myself. All
00:56:42
right, just in case. Dude, we have a
00:56:46
deal. I don't want a deal. I don't even
00:56:48
think we should be doing business with
00:56:49
her in the first place. Scotty, are you
00:56:51
worried too much?
00:56:53
Yeah. Yeah. I'm the idiot. You're the
00:56:55
optimist. Forgot.
00:57:10
[ __ ] Does Alex really live there?
00:57:14
Dude, if I were you, I wouldn't dare go
00:57:17
anywhere near her. Yeah, Mike. I think
00:57:19
you should really reconsider Kimberly.
00:57:21
Dude, she probably thinks you're some
00:57:23
millionaire son with all those boss
00:57:24
shirts you've been borrowing from Scott.
00:57:27
Those boss shirts that I've been
00:57:28
borrowing from Scott. Don't even make
00:57:29
Scott look like a millionaire. Dude, you
00:57:31
guys are just jealous. I'm an optimist.
00:57:33
All right. I look at the brighter side
00:57:35
of things. Okay.
00:57:39
You want us to wait? No. Alex said we'll
00:57:42
take her limo.
00:57:49
Okay, let's go. Nah, wait a sec.
00:58:06
I'm here to pick up Alex. She's
00:58:08
expecting me. Tux,
00:58:11
corrom date. You're mistaken, young man.
00:58:14
Miss Alex's love for the weekend. Oh,
00:58:17
come on, big guy. No, we uh we have a
00:58:20
date. Sir, I mean, it's prom. She She
00:58:23
can't be gone. She's She has to be here.
00:58:24
So, can can you uh call her down here so
00:58:26
I can talk to her? Are you implying that
00:58:27
I've lied to you? No, no, no, no, no.
00:58:30
Just just that there's apparently a
00:58:32
misunderstanding. Is there someone else
00:58:34
that I could talk to? Like, uh how about
00:58:35
the driver? I mean, he he must know her
00:58:37
place. I'm the limo driver. What? How?
00:58:39
How do you guard the house and drive?
00:58:40
It's none of your business what I do.
00:58:43
Now you need to leave. You can do that
00:58:45
the easy way or the hard way. I strongly
00:58:48
suggest the easy way. Up to you.
00:59:11
Alex. Alex. Alex. Give him to me. Alex,
00:59:15
come outside. Come outside right now.
00:59:17
I'm here to pick you up. Alex.
00:59:21
Okay. All right.
00:59:23
Alex. Ah. Alex, come
00:59:25
outside. Alex, I'm here to pick you up.
00:59:28
I have your cor. It's purple. It matches
00:59:31
my tie.
00:59:38
Alex, you okay? Yeah.
00:59:55
No. Stop. What?
00:59:58
[ __ ] Sorry, honey. I was just having a
01:00:02
bad dream.
01:00:05
Hey, wifey. Hi, Abby.
01:00:11
Hi. You're jetlagged like you went to
01:00:13
Europe or something.
01:00:20
Look at that picture there.
01:00:22
Don't worry. One day Lip Nix is going to
01:00:25
have all the magazine ads. I'm not
01:00:28
talking about that one. The one to the
01:00:30
right of it.
01:00:32
That magazine went out of business.
01:00:34
They're going to be gone within a month.
01:00:36
Can you stop talking about business?
01:00:39
talking about family.
01:00:43
Of course, I'm talking about family,
01:00:45
too. I am talking about our
01:00:49
family's future.
01:00:53
I want to have twins just like that. One
01:00:55
that looks like you and one that looks
01:00:56
like me. Identical twins are so boring.
01:01:04
I'm
01:01:06
sorry. What do you mean? I kind of
01:01:10
wasted your money. I think I don't think
01:01:12
there's going to be a
01:01:14
deal. But, you know, there are other
01:01:16
companies we're going to go to. I I know
01:01:18
a whole bunch of people we can talk to.
01:01:20
Relax. You don't have to.
01:01:24
Let's just be happy with what we have.
01:01:36
I missed you. Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:41
How much? A lot. Really? Mhm.
01:01:51
Hey
01:02:05
Evening madam. Welcome to Lipnik table
01:02:07
for two. Just
01:02:13
one. The waitress will be right with
01:02:16
you. I suppose you're Dylan? Yeah. Have
01:02:20
we met before?
01:02:22
Alex. Alex Burch.
01:02:25
Oh, hi. It's It's so nice to meet you.
01:02:29
Nice to meet you as well. Alex. Hi. Wow,
01:02:31
what a what a surprise.
01:02:34
Uh, this is this is my wife, Dylan.
01:02:37
Dylan, this is uh Alex Burch. Got it.
01:02:41
She is the CEO of Gerins. I am just an
01:02:43
old high school classmate. Mhm. Yeah.
01:02:46
Uh, Mike told me. Um, well, please make
01:02:49
yourself comfortable and welcome. Thank
01:02:52
you.
01:03:00
She's beautiful.
01:03:07
Why'd you go to Fresco? They're my main
01:03:09
competitors. Uh I I talked to um some of
01:03:13
the some of some some of my partners and
01:03:16
um well, they were they were afraid of a
01:03:18
conflict of interest. Mike, cut the
01:03:20
[ __ ]
01:03:23
You don't trust me, do you?
01:03:45
What's this? Proof of trust. Cash it
01:03:48
anytime you see a red flag. So, come by
01:03:51
my office, sign the contract, and let's
01:03:53
finalize this deal once and for all.
01:04:25
Did you put that back in your pocket,
01:04:26
Mike? That's a lot of [ __ ] money. By
01:04:28
the way, I think I'm really starting to
01:04:30
like Alex. You can't get a better proof
01:04:32
of trust in that check. Okay, so what
01:04:34
exactly do you know about the divorce?
01:04:36
Nothing other than the fact that she
01:04:38
just had a rough time. Okay. Well, I
01:04:40
heard differently at the reunion last
01:04:41
year. Apparently, she dumped a guy after
01:04:43
one year and ended up with most of his
01:04:45
money. You know, that's probably just a
01:04:46
lot of people talking smack. You know, I
01:04:48
don't really care, Mike. I just want to
01:04:50
know. Is there anything between you two,
01:04:54
dude? We all worked hard on this. Damn
01:04:56
it, Scott. Are you not seeing the
01:04:57
freaking value in a million dollar
01:04:59
check? All those zero? Are you kidding
01:05:01
me? Really? You know what? I'm not
01:05:03
letting this come between us. I'm just
01:05:05
returning it. What? C Can you Can I just
01:05:08
hold it one last time? Hey, it's there
01:05:12
will be plenty to hold in the future,
01:05:13
buddy.
01:05:20
[ __ ]
01:05:44
You. Who are you, sir? You look
01:05:46
familiar. Yeah, so do you. You remind me
01:05:49
of some a-hole back in Punkton, Kansas
01:05:51
when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. I remember
01:05:54
you. Sorry, kid. I mean, sir, I was just
01:05:58
doing my job. Come on
01:06:02
in. You still pissed at me?
01:06:09
You know, if you'd have been 4 in
01:06:12
shorter back then, I would have taught
01:06:13
you some manners.
01:06:16
You know, she was home that night.
01:06:20
She lied to me. I lied. She cried in her
01:06:23
room for days, maybe weeks. Baby girl
01:06:25
was in some major pain. Seems boss man
01:06:27
has some sort of stick up his ass about
01:06:29
your family being too too common.
01:06:33
She doesn't like to receive greetings on
01:06:35
her birthday these days. Whoa, whoa,
01:06:36
whoa. Today's her birthday. You didn't
01:06:39
know? Then why are you here? [ __ ]
01:06:42
Should have brought a gift.
01:06:58
Holy [ __ ] I know who else lives here
01:07:02
with her. Just her. This
01:07:13
way. No hard feelings,
01:07:17
sir. Carry on.
01:07:30
Hi,
01:07:40
happy birthday.
01:07:42
Thanks.
01:07:44
Why don't you come down to Lipnix? We'll
01:07:46
make you a nice birthday meal.
01:07:51
I want to be alone,
01:07:53
Mike. I think I deserve that.
01:07:56
Come on, don't be like that.
01:08:01
Can you
01:08:05
Never mind.
01:08:08
What?
01:08:10
Can you spare?
01:08:12
Like 3 hours for me?
01:08:16
No one else?
01:08:19
I promise no business.
01:08:25
[Music]
01:08:27
I didn't think so.
01:08:31
Okay. What do you want to do?
01:08:35
[Music]
01:08:51
[Music]
01:09:01
[Music]
01:09:03
Can you hear me
01:09:07
now? Can you hear me? Yes, I
01:09:10
[Music]
01:09:18
can.
01:09:20
[Music]
01:09:37
Heat. Heat.
01:09:39
[Music]
01:09:44
Do you want
01:09:49
me? Do you want
01:09:56
[Music]
01:10:03
me? Holy
01:10:08
cow. Wow.
01:10:12
This was your husband's?
01:10:14
No, it was my
01:10:15
family's. But it's mine now that my
01:10:18
dad's passed away. Wow.
01:10:22
Actually, I've got some clothes for you
01:10:24
if you want to change. Right through
01:10:26
there.
01:10:28
[Music]
01:10:42
[Music]
01:10:46
Hi.
01:10:47
[Music]
01:10:52
Here you go. Is there anything else I
01:10:54
can do for you, Miss Roverson? No, thank
01:10:57
you. You can go home for the rest of the
01:10:59
night.
01:11:02
Happy birthday.
01:11:04
Thanks.
01:11:07
[Music]
01:11:10
You know, there's a movie theater inside
01:11:13
and I have Superman all queued up and
01:11:16
ready to go.
01:11:18
Superman.
01:11:20
Wow. That brings back the memories.
01:11:24
I
01:11:26
know. You watched it two times in a row
01:11:30
at the
01:11:32
drive-in. How did you know that?
01:11:36
I was
01:11:37
there in the last
01:11:39
row watching
01:11:42
you. I came there because I wanted to
01:11:45
say goodbye and I wanted to apologize,
01:11:48
but I wasn't allowed to. I tried every
01:11:52
excuse in the book to sneak out of that
01:11:54
car and come see you, but the driver
01:11:56
wouldn't let
01:11:58
me. My dad's orders
01:12:08
to Superman,
01:12:10
truth, justice, and the American way.
01:12:15
You remember that scene when he's able
01:12:17
to spin the earth backwards?
01:12:22
Yeah. Sometimes I wish I could spin the
01:12:24
world back 13 years, you know?
01:12:29
Me, too.
01:12:36
I I
01:12:40
can't. I
01:12:45
understand. I can't. But
01:12:49
[Music]
01:13:18
So, you going to tell me where you
01:13:19
disappeared to last night? Oh, um I I
01:13:23
thought I told you. I I went to Alex's
01:13:25
office.
01:13:26
Scott told me. But I thought that was
01:13:27
yesterday afternoon.
01:13:29
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Yesterday was
01:13:31
her birthday and I didn't even know.
01:13:33
Yeah. They had a they had a big beach
01:13:35
party for her out at her house in
01:13:37
Malibu. I couldn't say
01:13:39
no. I I was going to call you, but No,
01:13:42
it's fine. Just didn't want you to drink
01:13:44
and
01:13:45
drive. Just worried about you.
01:13:55
We had a very good meeting with Fresco.
01:13:58
You want to know the way I see
01:14:00
it? Look, Fresco made a valid point. We
01:14:03
should start with five branches. That
01:14:04
way, we all get to bed on time. We still
01:14:06
reach our goal. Jesus Grandpa, what are
01:14:08
you, 80? We need to enter this thing
01:14:10
with a big bang. Can't leave room for
01:14:12
lots of little copycats to start popping
01:14:14
up. Yeah, I I don't even know why we
01:14:16
took that meeting today. I mean, we have
01:14:18
a better deal at Gerins.
01:14:20
Thank you.
01:14:26
Did you [ __ ] her, Scott? Just checking.
01:14:32
Rick, could you give us a
01:14:34
minute? Could you give us a minute,
01:14:42
please? Okay, look. I'm sorry. I
01:14:44
shouldn't have said that. But where were
01:14:46
you last night, Mike? Huh? Scotty, let's
01:14:50
talk business, okay? No biases, no
01:14:52
conflicts of interest. She is giving us
01:14:55
the deal of a lifetime. I never
01:14:57
disagreed with that. And for the record,
01:14:58
she did not stand me up at prom. It was
01:14:59
her dad, not her.
01:15:03
What happened to her check? Did you
01:15:04
return it?
01:15:12
Scott. Scotty. Scott,
01:15:16
do not [ __ ] this up. Just let's look at
01:15:19
it this way. As long as we're making a
01:15:21
pile of cash, who really cares who [ __ ]
01:15:24
who
01:15:29
Scotty? No
01:15:31
goofups. Trust me. Yeah, I promise.
01:15:36
Well, I think the proposal is perfect as
01:15:38
is, so I'm signing off on
01:15:44
it. We have a deal.
01:15:48
We have a deal. We have a deal.
01:15:57
Think you
01:16:01
know you know the
01:16:05
truth. You can see it in my eyes.
01:16:10
Every time I look through
01:16:14
you, it won't be
01:16:16
[Music]
01:16:18
long, a year, maybe
01:16:22
two, till I'm coming home to
01:16:27
you. Coming home to
01:16:30
[Music]
01:16:31
you. There she
01:16:35
is, the woman of the hour.
01:16:41
So naive to all my scheming. So unaware
01:16:46
of my
01:16:48
power. She scratch and scream. Scratch
01:16:53
to keep me at
01:16:56
bay. Oh, but she can't keep me
01:17:01
away. She can't keep me away.
01:17:07
You feel the
01:17:08
[Music]
01:17:10
spark. I know you do.
01:17:16
That embrace of
01:17:18
[Music]
01:17:22
desire. I love
01:17:24
you. I want to spend the rest of my life
01:17:27
with
01:17:29
you. I felt like my life had passed me
01:17:32
by until I saw you again.
01:17:36
I'm committed,
01:17:37
Mike. I'm willing to be in this for the
01:17:39
long
01:17:41
haul, but it's up to
01:17:46
you. I'll wait until
01:17:48
Christmas to hear your answer.
01:18:03
I [ __ ] knew
01:18:05
it. You playing with people's lies
01:18:07
again.
01:18:13
You are a dangerous man to know. Mike, I
01:18:16
know. I'm sorry.
01:18:19
What do I tell Dylan? I'm not a freaking
01:18:22
counselor. Mike, what kind of question
01:18:25
is that? Do I dump my wife? before I
01:18:28
close the deal. What do I close the deal
01:18:31
and then dump her?
01:18:34
Well, what would you do if you were me?
01:18:37
Me? I would have taken Kimberly to the
01:18:40
prom 13 years ago. Okay, you're not what
01:18:43
I've done, dude. Come on. Like, I really
01:18:47
need your help. You're my You're my best
01:18:48
friend.
01:18:50
Why do you keep getting yourself in the
01:18:53
same situations over and over?
01:18:58
You got a rich girl on one side and a
01:19:01
poor one on the other.
01:19:08
You call me a gold digger.
01:19:12
I'll answer that later.
01:19:15
First you tell
01:19:18
me, did you sleep with her or not?
01:19:25
Oh [ __ ]
01:19:29
Do you love her?
01:19:33
Oh [ __ ]
01:19:37
What do I do? How am I supposed to know?
01:19:42
Mary, you're the one who looks at
01:19:44
everything on the bright
01:19:51
side. Tell you
01:19:53
what, do both women. Do both women keep
01:19:57
the franchise and two helicopters,
01:20:01
too. And I'll stay quiet for
01:20:04
life. Know
01:20:07
why? Cuz I'm your best I'm your best
01:20:10
friend. You're drunk. Come on. Let me
01:20:13
go. You're the one that needs a
01:20:18
hand. Finish that.
01:20:43
Dearest
01:20:44
Dylan, I'm sorry I didn't have the guts
01:20:46
to tell you this in person. I have so
01:20:48
much gratitude for you in my heart for
01:20:50
all the love and everything you and your
01:20:53
family have done for me. But I haven't
01:20:55
lived up to your
01:20:57
love. I have a
01:21:00
confession. I have fallen in love with
01:21:03
Alex. Perhaps I've been in love with her
01:21:05
my entire
01:21:07
life. She was my childhood
01:21:09
sweetheart until the past few months. To
01:21:12
me, she was a dream unfulfilled.
01:21:16
I recently found out that I was her
01:21:18
dream, too. When we reconnected after
01:21:21
such a long time, we instantly felt that
01:21:24
nothing between us has changed with
01:21:26
time. In
01:21:28
fact, our love has grown in the last few
01:21:31
weeks. If I deny these feelings, I'll be
01:21:35
a lousy husband cheating on a
01:21:37
loyal, wonderful wife like
01:21:43
you. You deserve more.
01:21:47
You deserve
01:21:50
better. It is with sorrow that I am
01:21:52
writing this to you to request a
01:21:55
divorce.
01:22:00
Hopefully one without too much
01:22:03
animosity.
01:22:11
[Music]
01:22:30
Okay.
01:22:44
He's here. He's here. Mike's here.
01:22:50
Wait, wait, wait. You can't escape that
01:22:55
easily. Come on over here.
01:22:57
Come. Come
01:23:02
on. Come in,
01:23:06
Zets.
01:23:09
Sit. So, now that we have our man, let
01:23:12
me say a few
01:23:14
words. As you all know, our beloved Mike
01:23:18
surprised us very much with his
01:23:20
unexpected Jewishness and his total
01:23:24
conversion. and recently he surprised us
01:23:28
with his Lipnix franchise plan. He's a
01:23:32
man of many
01:23:34
surprises. So now it's our turn. Time to
01:23:37
give Mike the surprise of his life. And
01:23:40
when he hears this, believe me, he won't
01:23:43
forget this day so long as he lives.
01:23:46
So without further ado, I want to
01:23:50
announce
01:23:52
today
01:23:54
that I'm going to be a great
01:23:56
grandfather.
01:24:00
A great grandpa. Masleto. And Mike's
01:24:03
going to be a father. Everybody raise
01:24:05
your
01:24:07
glass. What a mitzvah. Oh, look at them.
01:24:11
What a couple. Oh, they're so beautiful.
01:24:15
Nice, beautiful Jewish children. They're
01:24:18
going to have Oh, my masletov. Oh. Oh,
01:24:22
it's so wonderful. Thank you. Oh, I'm so
01:24:25
proud of you. Oh, you'll have twins.
01:24:28
Maybe quintuplets. Oh, a bunch of little
01:24:30
Jewish babies running
01:24:33
around. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Holy
01:24:39
[ __ ] Okay.
01:24:44
Okay. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
01:24:49
Hey, dude. What's up? She's pregnant.
01:24:53
Who? What? I'm sorry, but with you, I
01:24:56
need to ask who.
01:24:59
Dylan.
01:25:01
Holy [ __ ]
01:25:03
Exactly. There's more.
01:25:06
Always. I sent an email to her telling
01:25:10
her about Alex.
01:25:12
You sent an email? That's harsh.
01:25:16
Scotty, focus. Okay, focus. Help now,
01:25:19
judge later. I need you to call your
01:25:22
tech guys and ask them how to recover an
01:25:24
email. Don't you know our password?
01:25:29
No. [ __ ] Mike. There's no way to recall
01:25:33
an email. Trust me.
01:25:37
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Okay, Mike. Get
01:25:43
it together. Get it together, Mike. Get
01:25:46
it together.
01:25:48
There's at least 50 restaurants. I never
01:25:50
ever thought we'd be able to retire, but
01:25:52
if this works out, maybe we can. Or at
01:25:55
least cut back on our hours. Retire? Oh,
01:26:00
sweetheart. We're not going to retire.
01:26:02
We're just going to begin to live. I got
01:26:05
to go.
01:26:07
Okay, I'll see you at home.
01:26:14
I'll show them the rest here. All right,
01:26:16
let's see. He did this all himself.
01:26:20
[Music]
01:26:30
You can say what you want about
01:26:39
me. It doesn't really matter anyways.
01:26:43
[Music]
01:26:48
All along here with
01:26:51
[Music]
01:26:55
me. I'm my own worst enemy these days.
01:27:02
[Music]
01:27:19
Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up. I
01:27:22
wasn't sleeping. I was at the office
01:27:24
with Scott and then we went to dinner
01:27:27
and It's okay. Come on
01:27:31
in. I read your
01:27:39
email. I'm
01:27:41
sorry. Okay. I I wouldn't have said it
01:27:45
if I had
01:27:46
known the news earlier.
01:27:51
So, you would have continued to cheat on
01:27:52
your
01:27:53
wife for how long? No, no, no. I I I
01:27:58
don't mean that. I just mean I I would
01:28:00
have waited for the the right time. The
01:28:03
right time? And when would that be?
01:28:07
Dylan, I am sorry. Okay. It's just I'm
01:28:10
kind of in a corner right now.
01:28:13
She wants to leave by Christmas and she
01:28:15
wanted an answer before
01:28:19
then. Oh, she does, does
01:28:23
she?
01:28:25
Okay. Well, at first I was
01:28:29
upset. After I calm myself down a bit, I
01:28:34
thought about it. I tried to be
01:28:38
objective, tried to understand where you
01:28:42
were coming from.
01:28:44
Thank you.
01:28:46
And I've come to a
01:28:51
decision. The answer is no.
01:28:56
What? You heard me. No.
01:29:01
[Music]
01:29:03
What do you mean no?
01:29:06
No. To what? To a divorce. No.
01:29:10
[Music]
01:29:13
I understand where you're coming from.
01:29:16
Okay. Knowing what we know now, I'm not
01:29:19
going to insist on it right away.
01:29:21
Obviously. No. Not by tomorrow. Not by
01:29:25
Christmas. Not by any deadline she may
01:29:27
give you. I'm not signing divorce papers
01:29:29
for you ever in my life.
01:29:32
Period. Good night.
01:29:41
So, you have to go by Christmas. Look, I
01:29:44
understand your dilemma,
01:29:46
Mike. Just let me go. Be with her. I'm
01:29:52
not going to force you into
01:29:54
anything. Don't worry. I'm not going to
01:29:57
back out of the franchise deal. No,
01:29:59
that's not what I'm worried about.
01:30:06
She's pregnant.
01:30:14
Wow.
01:30:16
Congratulations. That's exciting. You
01:30:19
are going to be a great
01:30:22
dad. I hope your baby gets those
01:30:24
beautiful long eyelashes.
01:30:29
I wasn't ready for this.
01:30:33
I don't want to lose you again, Alex.
01:30:38
Okay, I can wait.
01:30:42
How long do you think?
01:30:46
I'm afraid it may never happen.
01:30:53
Okay, it's all right,
01:30:56
Mike. I just want you to be happy.
01:31:00
It's all right. No, it's not
01:31:04
me. She said
01:31:06
no. No to the divorce. Not now. Not
01:31:11
ever. Oh my god. He sounds just like my
01:31:14
ex-husband. He never wanted to let me go
01:31:18
either. That blood sucking
01:31:21
leech. Should have known him better than
01:31:23
to sign that
01:31:25
prenup. So stupid.
01:31:30
Never sign a prenuptual agreement
01:31:33
without reading it carefully. There are
01:31:35
so many snakes to bite you on the ass
01:31:37
that the devil's pitchfork up the wazoo
01:31:40
is going to come as a welcome relief by
01:31:44
comparison. Scott, how could you not let
01:31:46
me read this [ __ ] Bible? I would have
01:31:48
done it for free. And you you How do you
01:31:51
sign this thing without giving it to me
01:31:53
first? All right. All right. Here we go.
01:31:58
Here we go. Okay. Here is the clause.
01:32:00
That's the killer. If you ask for a
01:32:02
divorce, you have to arrange a formal
01:32:05
divorce ceremony. Such ceremony must
01:32:08
consist of the guests attended the
01:32:09
wedding in the first place and has to
01:32:12
take place in the same wedding venue.
01:32:14
The couple will wear the same attire
01:32:15
from their wedding day and only then is
01:32:18
she legally bound to sign your divorce
01:32:20
application. On top of that, you also
01:32:22
have the burden of explaining your
01:32:24
reasons for your divorce. The ceremony
01:32:27
will be followed by a lavish dinner and
01:32:28
dancing which will be paid
01:32:30
for by
01:32:36
you. In
01:32:38
short, she's a
01:32:41
[Music]
01:32:42
genius. She's got you by the ball.
01:32:45
You're
01:32:50
[ __ ] Welcome to the
01:32:53
club. Although I have some good news.
01:32:56
There's a 10% discount on the people
01:33:03
attending. Good luck,
01:33:12
buddy.
01:33:13
Bastard. Con
01:33:15
man. He pulled the I'll be Jewish wool
01:33:18
over our eyes. You mean your eyes? I
01:33:21
told you it wasn't a proper conversion.
01:33:23
Why would you let that bastard live in
01:33:24
your place? Why don't you kick him out?
01:33:27
Grandpa, how does that help
01:33:30
me? At least I'll have somebody to call
01:33:32
911 in case, god forbid, something
01:33:34
happens to me in the middle of the
01:33:35
night. Will you move in with us? We'll
01:33:37
take care of you. Why should you? It's
01:33:40
his responsibility, too. You know,
01:33:41
nowadays they say we are pregnant. Why
01:33:44
should he have the easy way out? Let him
01:33:45
do his share. Having a baby is a bliss.
01:33:50
He doesn't deserve to be any part of it.
01:33:52
If I were you, I would kick him so far
01:33:55
away that even his shadow couldn't touch
01:33:57
that baby
01:34:00
enough. 25 years ago, you chased
01:34:03
Delila's father away with the same
01:34:04
attitude. And what was the result? He
01:34:07
never even showed up for Rachel's
01:34:08
funeral. And who suffered the
01:34:12
most?
01:34:14
Delilah. This child has never even seen
01:34:17
her father in her entire life.
01:34:20
I'm so sorry to bring this up now,
01:34:25
honey. This is not our decision to make
01:34:28
such
01:34:34
days. It's Mike. Wait, wait. Please let
01:34:38
me talk to him now.
01:34:51
Hey, Grandpa Paul. Hi
01:35:15
I'm assuming Dylan told you. Yes, she
01:35:17
told us.
01:35:20
I just want us to have the highest
01:35:22
regard for you and Elaine. I I think
01:35:23
Dylan is a wonderful, wonderful woman. I
01:35:26
I I truly love her. I really do. It's
01:35:30
just uh you know, sometimes fate kind of
01:35:33
plays tricks on you.
01:35:37
And I never thought I'd run into Alex
01:35:39
again in the rest of my life, but I did.
01:35:42
And unfortunately, it just kind
01:35:44
of happened at the wrong time. What do
01:35:47
you want from me?
01:35:51
Dylan is not really of a sound mind to
01:35:53
listen to me. So, I was wondering if you
01:35:56
could talk to her and get her to sign
01:35:58
these papers. If you do, we can just
01:36:01
avoid the whole prenup and just
01:36:05
Move on.
01:36:07
My granddaughter never cared for my
01:36:09
advice, even when she was choosing her
01:36:11
spouse. But don't be discouraged. I'll
01:36:14
do my very best to help you out with
01:36:16
your divorce. Living together after this
01:36:20
isn't good for anyone. Wait. And you
01:36:23
know, I will do my best work on the
01:36:25
franchise.
01:36:39
Oh, with Is this the prenup? I already
01:36:41
have a copy. No, it's the guest list
01:36:43
from your wedding.
01:36:45
I thought you said you were going to
01:36:46
help me. I just did. I'm now officially
01:36:49
budding out of your lives. Good luck.
01:37:02
Honey, you're going about this all the
01:37:03
wrong way. Stop thinking of this as just
01:37:06
your divorce and start thinking of this
01:37:08
as a celebration of our lives together.
01:37:13
Start having fun with it. And if you do,
01:37:15
then the guests will be more likely to
01:37:17
come. Just think about it. How many
01:37:20
divorce will ever have this kind of an
01:37:23
opportunity?
01:37:27
[Music]
01:37:36
free to say
01:37:48
free. Good
01:37:49
luck and I won't be coming home anytime
01:37:52
soon.
01:37:55
I'm free. I don't
01:37:59
[Music]
01:38:01
Every day, every hour you're on the
01:38:03
road. It's a Carmageddon for you, dick.
01:38:05
Don't call him that near my school. Mom,
01:38:08
quiet. Mommy and daddy are talking. It
01:38:10
doesn't mean you can take away my day
01:38:11
with
01:38:15
them. Okay.
01:38:19
No.
01:38:30
I'm free. I don't bail. I'm free. Out of
01:38:34
jail, but I
01:38:40
[Music]
01:38:42
This is hilarious.
01:38:45
Oh, you got to accept this funny gift.
01:38:47
Hi. Come to my divorce. You are coming
01:38:50
to my divorce. Divorce ceremony.
01:38:52
Henley's only. Okay. What the [ __ ] Who
01:38:56
the [ __ ] are you? Some high school
01:38:58
friend? Some college roommate? Who the
01:39:00
[ __ ] is this, Brad? Honey, I have no
01:39:02
idea. I I swear to God, I don't I don't
01:39:04
even know who this idiot is. Brad, it's
01:39:05
me, Mike Christian. I'm Dylan Lipnik's
01:39:07
husband. Oh. Oh, yeah. So, you do know
01:39:12
him? Did you just lie to me? No, I I
01:39:15
mean, I don't exactly know. [ __ ] you.
01:39:18
How dare you [ __ ] lie to me on my
01:39:21
[ __ ] wedding day before my [ __ ]
01:39:23
honey move.
01:39:26
So, a young Jewish
01:39:27
couple get successfully
01:39:30
divorced. But the wife says to the
01:39:33
judge, "Now I have to apply for a get."
01:39:36
And the judge says, "Get what?" She
01:39:39
says, "No, that's the name for a Jewish
01:39:41
ceremony which is for a divorce." And he
01:39:44
says, "Oh, I understand. And in other
01:39:45
words, you mean like a bris. She says
01:39:48
yes, except that in a briss it's one
01:39:50
thing and I get you get to get rid of
01:39:53
the entire
01:39:57
Hey there. You and me divorce ceremony.
01:40:00
Thanks. Come here.
01:40:03
Look what he brings me. A divorce
01:40:05
invitation.
01:40:10
Hi, I would like to invite you to my
01:40:14
divorce. Is it true you actually seeking
01:40:16
a divorce from? No comment.
01:40:20
[Music]
01:40:32
You are coming to my divorce. Be there.
01:40:34
Hey, following
01:40:37
Amber. Divorce invitation. We'll see you
01:40:40
there. Okay.
01:40:42
[Music]
01:40:47
Oh my god, it's Mike. Oh my god, Mike.
01:40:50
I'm so happy you're here. I was hoping
01:40:52
that you were going to come. I saw you
01:40:53
on the camera that maybe you're coming
01:40:55
to my divorce. See you there.
01:40:58
I'm actually think I'm going to bring a
01:40:59
plus one because I didn't bring anyone
01:41:00
the last time. Joseph Armstrong in the
01:41:03
house because there wasn't an open bar,
01:41:05
but this time I think there's going to
01:41:06
be. You know what I mean? And I'm done.
01:41:09
That's it.
01:41:27
[Music]
01:41:45
[Music]
01:41:51
According to the prenuptual
01:41:54
agreement, it is incumbent upon the
01:41:56
person who initiated the
01:41:58
divorce to invite all of those who
01:42:00
attended the original
01:42:02
wedding minus 10%.
01:42:07
sent. Mr. Christian has done this
01:42:10
successfully. As decreed in the
01:42:11
prenuptual agreement, Mrs. Christian
01:42:15
must sign the divorce petition.
01:42:32
It feels weird to be offering
01:42:35
congratulations to you, Mike. I don't
01:42:38
think you can pull it
01:42:39
off. I
01:42:41
have never had such a strong bond with
01:42:45
anyone as I have with
01:42:48
you. I have never been so in love.
01:42:55
And I thought you felt the same
01:42:58
way. I guess I was
01:43:01
wrong. In the past few weeks, I've seen
01:43:04
how much trouble Mike has gone through
01:43:07
to get all of you here
01:43:09
today. He has shown tremendous
01:43:12
persistence to end this marriage and
01:43:16
unite with
01:43:19
Als. Maybe that means she deserves him
01:43:21
more than I do.
01:43:45
And now, according to the prenuptual
01:43:47
agreement, Mr. Christian will reveal his
01:43:51
reasons for a divorce.
01:44:01
[Music]
01:44:08
Thank you,
01:44:10
Dylan. And thank you all for coming
01:44:12
today and sparing your valuable time for
01:44:16
me. Getting all you here was no easy
01:44:18
task. I can assure you that it was no
01:44:21
fun having doors slammed in my face,
01:44:24
getting the evil eye on the
01:44:26
street, being spat upon, punched in the
01:44:29
face, and told I am a horrible person
01:44:31
for deserting my pregnant
01:44:35
wife. This
01:44:37
little event was not my idea. It all
01:44:41
happened because Dylan slipped a little
01:44:43
clause in our
01:44:45
prenup. Clause I never bothered to read.
01:44:48
Otherwise, I never would have had to
01:44:50
face this [ __ ] storm and see all of you.
01:44:51
But I did. And today, I am a winner.
01:44:56
Right [Applause]
01:44:58
on. A winner. Not just because I got my
01:45:01
way, but because I made the
01:45:04
journey. I followed through on this.
01:45:08
It was a journey of meeting
01:45:10
people, talking with them, reasoning
01:45:14
with some, arguing with others,
01:45:16
listening to their pains, their
01:45:18
turmoils, their successes, their
01:45:21
failures, their mistakes, and their
01:45:27
regrets, their life
01:45:32
lessons. Now, I was mad at Dylan for
01:45:35
making me come here today.
01:45:37
I thought she was a selfish, stubborn
01:45:41
woman until I ran into a single mom with
01:45:44
five kids who asked me a question. She
01:45:48
said, "What if Dylan had instigated the
01:45:51
divorce? Would she have to go through
01:45:53
the same
01:45:54
hell?" So, I read the prenup again, and
01:45:58
sure as [ __ ] she'd have to go through
01:45:59
the same hell I
01:46:01
did. That's when I realized that this
01:46:05
clause wasn't evil after all.
01:46:09
It was
01:46:10
fair to both of us. It was fair to our
01:46:14
unborn child that the parents aren't
01:46:15
going to just walk away from each other.
01:46:18
I realized that this this long journey
01:46:20
that I had to take was the perfect
01:46:22
counseling for a torn, confused man like
01:46:28
me. When I put on the suit today, I was
01:46:32
reminded how I felt on my wedding day.
01:46:35
[Music]
01:46:40
I've been thinking a lot about the word
01:46:41
love
01:46:42
lately. Love is
01:46:45
a powerful
01:46:48
emotion. Love is
01:46:50
this
01:46:52
indescribable feeling you get when you
01:46:54
see someone who you know will do
01:46:56
anything for you.
01:46:58
When you see someone with a life growing
01:47:02
inside of them, a life you help
01:47:05
[Music]
01:47:10
create. Love is sticking it out.
01:47:14
living with someone day after
01:47:16
day, waking up next to them every
01:47:18
morning with their bad breath and their
01:47:21
hair matted to one side of their head,
01:47:23
and you just look at them and you
01:47:27
[Music]
01:47:28
think, "God, she's
01:47:34
beautiful. That's love."
01:47:38
Dylan, I've given you every reason not
01:47:40
to love
01:47:42
me, but only one reason,
01:47:47
too. I love
01:47:51
you. He once said to me, he
01:47:53
said, "If only your thesis could change
01:47:56
one person."
01:47:58
[Music]
01:48:01
It did.
01:48:11
Sorry,
01:48:20
Alex. I have to do
01:48:28
this. So in front of all of
01:48:35
you, I am begging you
01:48:38
Dylan to please forgive me for all the
01:48:41
pain that I have caused
01:48:45
you.
01:48:47
Dylan, will you remarry me?
01:48:52
Yes. Yes.
01:48:55
Yes.
01:48:58
But you're going to have to work for it.
01:49:02
I promise.
01:49:04
[Applause]
01:49:35
[Music]
01:49:40
[Applause]
01:49:42
[Music]
01:49:45
I feel so good this morning.
01:49:49
I want to leave before I look around. I
01:49:52
know that I'm
01:49:54
falling. I think it's what this life's
01:50:00
about. What you say is
01:50:04
infatuation. Call it passion. No sin, no
01:50:07
crime. Fact, I'm truly
01:50:10
grateful. Promise of love seems so
01:50:14
alive. Let's see. Let's see.
01:50:18
All right. Now, listen up. Now, all of
01:50:22
you who had sex last night, yeah, let's
01:50:26
go. Step up. Get your picture. Oh, big
01:50:30
old. All right. Couple late bloomers.
01:50:34
Couple late bloomer. Okay. Okay. They
01:50:36
got
01:50:39
Oh, no kissing and telling, buddy. All
01:50:42
right. Now,
01:50:44
those of you who had sex with the groom,
01:50:50
somebody got it in with the groom.
01:50:54
Sorry, mama. Yeah. Come here.
01:51:00
All right. Thanks for playing. All
01:51:03
right.
01:51:04
Now, those of you who were screwed by
01:51:08
the groom. Yeah.
01:51:12
Pick your head up, buddy. Pick your head
01:51:14
up, buddy. Come on. Smile about it.
01:51:17
Celebration. All right. All right.
01:51:20
Better be a good sport. Now, those of
01:51:23
you who screwed the groom big time,
01:51:26
somebody did.
01:51:29
[Applause]
01:51:34
Hey. Oh, okay. All right. Hey, um, yeah,
01:51:37
Dylan, that's hurted me more than it
01:51:38
hurted you. might need some counseling
01:51:40
on that. All right. Now, those of you
01:51:43
who
01:51:45
unfortunately saw the groom butt naked
01:51:47
having sex, that was us. That was us.
01:51:52
You know what? Michael, don't touch it.
01:51:54
Don't stay with me. Stay away from me.
01:51:56
All right.
01:51:57
Now, those of you who would like to go
01:52:01
on a honeymoon with the groom, come on
01:52:04
down. Yeah. See, she wants to go here.
01:52:07
They What? Oh, I'm starting to think
01:52:10
something here. You love it. You once
01:52:11
you go, Mike, you don't go anywhere
01:52:14
else. You want to tell me something?
01:52:17
Sure. Are you sure? Okay, just make
01:52:19
sure. Uh, last but certainly not least,
01:52:22
I feel like like we all want to do this.
01:52:25
Who wants to go on a honeymoon with the
01:52:27
bride? Oh, that's all you. That's
01:52:30
everybody. That's all. Get in there. No,
01:52:35
he's my absolutely
01:52:40
not. Get him, man.
01:52:46
Yeah, I'm staying with

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Divorce Invitation | Comedy Romance | Full Movie Divorce Invitation "Divorce Invitation" (2012) is a romantic comedy about Dan, who, after his divorce, tries to get his life back on track. However, he faces complications when his first love, whom he parted ways with over twenty years ago, reenters his life. Dan decides to invite her to his divorce, leading to numerous emotional and comedic situations that change his perspective on love and relationships. Director: S.V. Krishna Reddy Cast: Paul Sorvino, Elliott Gould, Nadia Bjorlin, Andrea Bowen, Pat Crawford Brown, Jennifer Elise Cox Genres: Comedy, Romance FilmVaultX – the perfect place for true movie lovers! 🎬 Watch full movies in English – from classics to the latest releases across all genres. Looking for the best movies to watch on YouTube, exciting action films, or a full movie in English? We've got it all! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY2roo40hHH0DezL72s8Azw?sub_confirmation=1 Enjoy movies for free, watch full movies online for free, and discover the best action films anytime. If you love movies to watch on YouTube, you're in the right place! 🔔 Subscribe to FilmVaultX and start watching your favorite English movies today! 🍿 shorepal14

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