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Howdy. Welcome back. How y'all doing?
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Thanks for tuning in. I appreciate
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y'all. Hope you guys have been enjoying
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the Minecraft series. Never thought I
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would say that in my entire life, but
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here we are. Merry Christmas. Happy New
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Year. If you've been enjoying, like,
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comment, subscribe. Day number three.
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The house made it through the night. We
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made it through the night. The house
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made it. Sounds like Sparky's all good.
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Oh my god. As soon as I get in here,
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bro. All right, let's head out.
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Oh [ __ ] Oh,
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damn spider. Oh, what happened to
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Squiddy? Squiddy's just gone. These
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[ __ ] killed Squiddy, bro. Back
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up.
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Back up, scumbag.
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Yo, Sparky's all good, though, so that's
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all that matters.
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Sparky is still alive in his hole in the
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ground. Good stuff. Where's everyone at
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on the map?
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Oh, damn. It's only us right now. Let me
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see if I can I go to bed. Anyone going
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to sleep through the night? I'm all
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alone.
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>> Light this up towards Soup's house.
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>> Yo,
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>> like I'm trying to light up the area so
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all these demons will go away.
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>> I was wondering what was going on. Where
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where did you build or do you do you
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have a place?
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>> So, I don't have anything yet, but Bolan
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built across. It looks crazy.
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>> Is it close to here?
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>> Yeah, we we probably just end up staying
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around here. He's got a little chicken
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farm going. We'll probably add to that.
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Just get a bunch of chickens.
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>> All right. Hey, boner man.
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>> Bro, somebody stole my [ __ ]
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>> What you mean?
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>> I swear I had more diamonds than this.
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Maybe not, but I swear I did.
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>> Oh [ __ ] Is this his house up here?
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>> Yeah, it's crazy looking. Look.
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>> Damn, dude. He's got like the [ __ ]
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Montana cabin.
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>> He does. Are these two diamonds yours? I
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had no idea if they were yours or not.
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>> Uh, I believe they are, but I'm not
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worried. >> What up, Ban?
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>> What's up, S? How you doing, bro? Not
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too bad. How are you,
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>> dude? pad.
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He's got the gate and everything,
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bro.
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>> Oh, and it closes behind you. Okay.
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>> Damn.
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>> Yeah, he's lowkey living nice. I'm not
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going to lie. He's living nice.
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>> He's got the Alaskan king bed, dude.
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Look at this [laughter] guy. Look at
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this [ __ ] guy.
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>> He's got a kitchen.
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>> Bench in yard. Yep. Okay.
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>> Hell yeah. >> Were you going to build a mine bonan
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anywhere?
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Uh there's already a uh there's a hole
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over to the I'm looking at the map and
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it's tiny northeast over here. And then
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there's also a ravine in this birch
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forest, I think, behind us.
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>> Okay. >> There's a [ __ ] ton of sheep that spawned
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back here, too.
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>> Sheep farm would be really good.
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Actually,
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>> I have shears. I'm down.
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>> We should put a farm over here
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>> like in in between.
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>> Yeah, we just accidentally started
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building over here. It is what it is.
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We're staying. We're staying. Well, we
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kind of got forced to build, dude. The
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warden just wouldn't [ __ ] off.
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>> Yeah. I don't know if you know this, but
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yesterday the warden that spawned, I
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spawned it.
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>> So, it's just it's just always you
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causing [ __ ] basically. [laughter]
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>> No, it was a one time thing.
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>> Uh-huh. Do we need to make like a I'm
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going to make a land bridge to the other
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side?
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>> All right. You want to make it something
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like out of like wood so it's like
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pretty and not ugly AF?
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>> Dude, that wouldn't be land. I want
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earth. >> Oh, my bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grounding.
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You know, like put your feet on the soil
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type [ __ ]
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>> Yeah,
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[music]
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>> I had just enough.
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>> Oh, yo.
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>> Yeah. Look, he built a crib up there.
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>> Yo, we got a house,
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>> dude. His house.
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>> Oh, no. It's house.
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>> We got to build our own or build
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something to stay.
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>> Can I put a little dirt hut outside on
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your yard?
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>> Dude, that's going to HOA's going to be
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pissed.
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>> Let's pitch a tent, dude. Pitch a tent
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in this front yard. [laughter]
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>> Ho is going to be pissed, bro. He's not
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going to allow that. Dude, why is every
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grave around here 60's body? [laughter]
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>> He kept running at the warden with
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nothing, >> bro. [laughter]
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He has like five obituaries on his body.
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>> Oh, we're farming. We're far. Yo, wait.
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Actually, dude, I got a [ __ ] good
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fishing rod. I need to go fishing.
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>> Hand it over. >> Hand it over. No. Hell no.
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>> How do I make a rod?
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>> It's like three sticks and two string or
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something like that. >> Oh [ __ ]
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>> I might have string in my in my house.
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You can go check it out. I don't even
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know which is this yours. This piece of
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[ __ ] right here.
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>> Never mind. No. Get the out of my house.
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>> Is this it, dude?
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>> Get the Hey, hey, hey. You talking to
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>> Dude, I thought my house was
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>> I got Christmas decorations.
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>> This is literally a Taliban cave.
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>> Where is your house? I don't even know
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where your house is. I'm going to go
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blow it up. >> Oo, diamond pickaxe.
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>> Dude, this house is Yo, don't take that.
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That's mine. Do I have any string? I
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don't even have any string. Go steal it
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from Bullwan. He's got everything.
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>> No, I feel bad, dude. Everyone's
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Everyone's stealing his [ __ ] I wish I
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would have built closer. I feel like I'm
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so far away. Oh, there's one in this
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box. I'm taking it.
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>> That's also Bullwan's box.
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>> You can't prove it. Do I need like bait?
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>> No, you just need a rod, bro. You just
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send her out there.
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>> That's it. >> I'm a good guy. I'm not going to fish
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right now, but I'm going to get this
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back later. You're going to give it to
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me. All right. >> No, I Dude, I have my own rod.
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>> Well, this one's luck of the C3, so you
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can get You know what? [ __ ] it. I'll
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just fish with you, actually.
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>> Enchantments on your [ __ ]
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>> dude. I I forget where I found I got
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this out of like an Easter egg. I got
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this like or like a trick or treating
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back super in here.
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>> Oh, look at all this. I'm cutting the
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[ __ ] out of this. Oh my god. It's like
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ultra satisfying.
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>> We fishing, bro.
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>> We really out here.
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>> What can we do with the fish? We just
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eat them or can we like sell them or
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something? >> You can build an aquarium.
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>> Bull wants to go really hard. Bull wants
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to go really hard and get villagers.
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>> Go really hard and get villagers.
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>> Yeah. Like you know how you can make
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them into shops. Sell us good [ __ ]
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Yeah. Yeah. You got when that happens,
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you got you got to pull it. You'll see
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like a little blue trail and then when
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it goes under
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>> I just got first time fishing, buddy.
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>> I got an ink sack.
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>> Oh, hell yeah.
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>> First time fishing. We're Dude, we're
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throwing a bobber attached to a hook
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with no bait on it.
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>> They love that [ __ ] let me tell you.
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>> You don't need to, bro.
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>> I just caught I caught an ink sack.
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>> They'll eat anything, man.
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>> They're hungry ass fish.
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>> Oh, what is that? Oh, leather boots.
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>> Bone meal, >> dude. You suck.
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>> I caught I caught an ink sack and a pair
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of boots. This is like I'm actually
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fishing. I may as well not even be on
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the game right now.
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>> Oh, oops.
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Whatever.
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>> Oo, what did I just get? Raw salmon.
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Fishy business. Hey, I didn't know you
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could do all this in Minecraft.
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>> Hell yeah, bro. This is a man's game.
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[snorts] >> Yeah, >> farming and fishing.
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>> Only real men play Minecraft, buddy.
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>> Look at what I'm doing. I'm farming.
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Backbreaking work.
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>> I drive Harleys and I play Minecraft.
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Hey, man. Hell yeah. simulator.
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>> I'm bad to the bone.
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>> I like feet and grow wheat. Now that's
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crazy.
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>> Look at all these seeds. I got
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>> raw cod. I love that it tells me that I
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caught raw fish like as if I would catch
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a cooked fish.
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>> You will. >> Hey, you never know, man. You might be
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down downstream from a restaurant. Maybe
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someone throw it over.
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>> There's a red lobster down or upstream.
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[laughter]
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>> I never had long John Silvers, but I
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heard >> maybe something cracked there, bro.
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Ain't no way. Dude, I just caught a puff
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fish. >> Long John Silvers
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>> from who? A terrorist.
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>> I don't know. People be literally saying
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Long John Silver goatated.
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>> Bro, I ain't eating nowhere. This name
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Long John. You kidding me?
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>> Why not?
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>> Think about it.
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>> There's nothing wrong with Long John.
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Long John. What you wear on Christmas
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when it's cold, buddy?
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>> Yeah. I'm eating on a long john right
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now. Call you back.
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>> Okay, that's not what people say.
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>> That's what they say.
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>> Nobody's saying that.
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>> Hey, I'll call you back later, dude. I'm
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I'm eating on a long john that's silver.
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>> I'm sitting in the parking lot eating
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slim gyms before I go into long johns.
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>> Yo, I got a name tag.
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>> All right, dude. How many fish have you
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caught? I've caught three.
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>> I have seven.
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>> Wow, you're so cool.
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>> Wait, actually, I lied. I have eight
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because I got a puffer fish, too.
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>> I'm about to cook this puffer fish and
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eat him alive.
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>> You do that [ __ ] man.
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>> How do I cook this thing? Do I have to
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like craft an oven? Is this not an oven?
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>> No, it's an oven. Is there a coal in it?
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>> It don't take wood.
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>> Yeah. Uh, no. It should take wood. Oh, I
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got a bow. Yo,
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I'm going to show this to Yummy and I
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swear to God if he keeps it, I'm going
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to murder murder him. Not in Minecraft.
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>> Can I hold this thing in my hand?
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>> Hold up. >> Look at that.
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Have you held the puffer fish in your
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hand?
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>> Yeah. He's just hanging out, dude. He
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looks deformed.
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I feel bad. Dude, look. Bull one's got
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chairs in his place, dude. He's decked
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out.
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>> Mhm.
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>> He's making us look bad. We should burn
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it down. Dude, as you said that
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[laughter]
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>> I wish I had like one of those dead
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bodies I could put up in his attic.
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>> Mhm. Totally normal thing to do.
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>> You like doing that to your friends? I
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do that all the time.
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>> Hiding a dead body in my friend's attic
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until he finds it. Gone right. How do I
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cook this [ __ ] fish, dude? I want to
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eat the fish. How do I cook this fish?
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I'm at a cooking in Bullwan's kitchen.
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So, his house smells like
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>> His house smells like fish.
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Bro,
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what the hell? Dude, you can't cook the
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puffer fish in the oven. Give me that
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salmon.
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Oh, hell no, dude. Really? As I'm
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cooking fish, I'm eating my salmon,
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dude.
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[snorts] Hell yeah. First fish of the
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day.
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[laughter] Hey, Trippy.
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You son of a You terrorist. I [laughter]
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hate you.
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I hate you.
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>> That wasn't me, dude. It was a creeper.
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Oh yeah. Hey, look at this. You lead a
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creeper right to my [ __ ] humble
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abote. Look at this. Look at this. You
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know, you know what? You know that's
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fine. I wanted to expand anyway. Look at
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this. This is a new room. Thank you.
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>> Yeah, dude. I did some free excavation
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for you. Yeah. Expansion.
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>> Look at this.
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>> Got him.
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>> Dude, I'm trying to find animals. Like I
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got I got wheat or Yeah, I got wheat.
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>> Yo, yo. Yo, he's here. Oh, what the
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[ __ ]
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>> Who? Oh, yeah. That's the wolf thing.
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Oh. [screaming]
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Oh, hell no, bro.
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>> Where do we go?
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>> I don't know. I'm in your house.
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>> He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. HE'S
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GONE. WE'RE
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>> IN MY HOUSE. ARE YOU LUCKY that I
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finished my new expansion?
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>> He could have died. [laughter]
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>> What do you mean he's gone?
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>> He disappeared. He looked at me and he
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he dipped.
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>> Yeah, you're so [ __ ] ugly, bro. God
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damn.
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>> So handsome. Yeah, that was a little
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scary. So loud.
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>> Are we going to go down in a mine or
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anything? >> [ __ ] yeah we are.
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>> When?
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>> I'm soon. I I got a sick bow. I need to
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get levels, dude.
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>> I'm doing hard work here, gentlemen. I'm
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wrangling cattle.
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>> You need fences?
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>> Yeah.
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>> I'll be right back.
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>> I was going to put them in your yard.
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I'm not going to lie. [laughter]
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>> Yummy. When's your mom joined the
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server?
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>> Oh, really? That's funny, bro.
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[laughter] >> Got him.
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>> I think I could I think I could smell
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her in my house earlier. He has a twin.
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>> Get it? You get it, dude? Cuz I cooked
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fish in his oven.
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>> No, I didn't know that. [laughter]
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>> That's funny, bro.
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>> Are you going to milk them? Can you
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actually milk them? Can I grab their
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utters?
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>> Yeah, if you get a uh bucket.
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>> Let me grab your mom's utters,
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>> dude.
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>> Why do I have wheat?
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>> I'm I'm going to send this clip to her
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and then you're going to be embarrassed.
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>> You want my wheat? Feed to your mom.
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>> Yeah, give me give me your wheat and
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your seed. That's seeds, bro. How the
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[ __ ] does that look like wheat to you?
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Are you stupid?
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>> It said wheat seeds, bro. Yes. Seeds.
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>> Your mom can't even fit through the damn
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fence. >> They're too [ __ ] fat.
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>> You going to say that about your mom?
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It's crazy.
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>> Get out of my way.
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>> There. Look, she can fit now. See, she
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just has to buy two plane tickets
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sometimes. It's not a problem. Should we
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put them with a chicken?
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>> Dude, that's like animal cruelty if you
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put them in there with the chickens.
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Look how small that pen is.
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>> What? You think the the chickens are
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going to get stomped on and killed?
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>> Dude, the cows are going to be [ __ ]
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What the hell? Did they just have sex?
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>> I made them do it. Yeah.
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>> Shut up. Get out of here, you crackhead.
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Get away from my farm, [laughter] you
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homeless bum.
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>> We just got cows hanging out.
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>> I'm ready for some steak.
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>> Well, we can't eat steak until we have a
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big farm of a bunch of babies.
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>> I want some steak, dude. That baby cow
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is looking delicious.
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>> You making fences our end?
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>> Yeah. Um
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>> I was going to do it right here. Like
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attach right here.
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>> I see. I see. >> And then just have it go out. The only
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problem is that it won't attach stone.
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Yeah. >> What if you just did it in stone or do
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you not have enough? >> Uh, I might have enough of that stone.
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>> Oh [ __ ]
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>> Hell yeah, dude.
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>> Oh,
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>> the cow farm.
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>> Whoa.
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>> Look at this.
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>> Oh, what is this for? Is this where
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Soup's going to live? [laughter]
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>> It's for Yummy's mom.
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>> How did the cow get in the pin, bro?
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Break the cow at the pin. All right,
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hold on. Let me get the other one. Just
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smack his ass. [laughter]
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>> HE WALKED OUT THE BACK. I got him.
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>> Come here, little cow. Little milky.
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>> One went in another pit. One went out
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the back door. Like, what is going on?
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Come on.
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>> Should we dig it down and make him live
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in a hole?
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>> Come on. Quit humping the bush.
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Where'd the other one go? All right,
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y'all. Come on. Let's go, boy. You got a
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thing to put on this?
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>> I do. I'm trying to corral the [ __ ]
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chickens right now, but they're so
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stupid.
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We should dig a pit and call it like the
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beef pit.
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>> Don't break that super.
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>> Throw apples down.
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>> I don't know why you went in there.
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>> Yeah, let's make the beef pit.
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>> All right, hold on.
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>> Let me out of the beef pit.
00:13:25
>> Yeah. All right, jump out.
00:13:28
You took the dirt and now Oh my god, the
00:13:29
cow jumped out right there. Okay, thank
00:13:32
god. >> Huge.
00:13:33
>> Look, we got three cow. Oh my god, cow
00:13:35
farmer is so goated. I wish we had sheep
00:13:37
though. >> We should go strip mining. We should dig
00:13:39
a mine down to like 50 and just strip
00:13:41
mine.
00:13:42
>> Can we take the cows with us?
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No. >> Yeah, you can come with us.
00:13:46
>> You can bring your horse, though. Bring
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your horse down there.
00:13:48
>> N Sparky stays home. Oh,
00:13:49
>> Sparky. Bad. Bad boy.
00:13:51
>> All right. Where should we Where should
00:13:52
we start this [ __ ]
00:13:53
>> Um I don't know. How about we go where
00:13:55
the egg takes us?
00:13:56
>> The hell does that mean?
00:13:57
>> Okay, we're going right here
00:13:58
>> in his front yard.
00:13:59
>> Right here. [laughter] We're going to
00:14:00
ruin our front yard with a mine.
00:14:03
>> Excavate his front yard.
00:14:04
>> There there's a there's a little cave
00:14:06
over here already
00:14:07
>> right down here. Little water basin
00:14:09
cave. Hell yeah.
00:14:10
>> Chest before we go too deep. I just want
00:14:12
to literally dig a straight staircase
00:14:14
down.
00:14:15
>> Let's do it.
00:14:17
We can probably do it like right in one
00:14:18
of these spots.
00:14:19
>> I want to do it in here. Yeah. Soup's
00:14:20
starting. Soup, get us down there. What?
00:14:22
What's the [ __ ] level we're supposed
00:14:24
to dig down? Isn't it like the level 50?
00:14:27
>> They changed it. I don't remember.
00:14:29
>> I know.
00:14:30
>> Chat, what's the level? Get out.
00:14:32
>> Oh no, no, no, no. This is the worst
00:14:35
time for him to come, bro.
00:14:36
>> Christmas.
00:14:37
>> There's never a bad time to come. Trust
00:14:39
me.
00:14:40
Can he even make it down here?
00:14:42
>> I think we got to be good down here,
00:14:43
right? I'm going to run out of food.
00:14:45
I'll be really I got
00:14:48
a little bit. >> I got 28 cooked mutton. I got 13 pork
00:14:50
chop, 11 steak, three cooked salmon.
00:14:52
>> Help me something. Yeah,
00:14:54
>> I'll be coming for that later.
00:14:56
>> I'm ready to just keep mining until my
00:14:57
fingers break.
00:14:58
>> I'm ready to dig and make a billion.
00:15:00
>> Till my balls fall off. All right, we're
00:15:01
going to 57.
00:15:04
>> 58. >> It's got to be different than that.
00:15:05
>> No, it's not.
00:15:07
>> 57 doesn't even sound right. I guarantee
00:15:09
you Soup's going to come out of here
00:15:10
with either a stack of diamonds or one
00:15:11
diamond.
00:15:12
>> I sure hope so, man. That would be
00:15:14
really cool.
00:15:15
>> Yeah, we got to light this [ __ ] up.
00:15:16
Make sure Make sure to place torches,
00:15:17
man. What are we doing? It's dark.
00:15:18
>> I don't have any.
00:15:19
>> We're going to die.
00:15:20
>> All I have is these soul torches. I only
00:15:21
have five of them.
00:15:23
>> Oh, thank you.
00:15:24
>> I go put them up there. Make sure that
00:15:25
Make sure we don't get murdered by a
00:15:26
creeper. We got
00:15:28
>> How do you know we're at 57 or whatever?
00:15:31
>> On the top left below the map, do you
00:15:33
see like three different coordinates?
00:15:34
>> Oh, we're at one -2 right now. Yep.
00:15:38
>> I see. Said the blind man.
00:15:40
>> Yes. Where did Are they digging a
00:15:42
different direction? These [ __ ]
00:15:45
>> Probably.
00:15:47
>> Yummy, bro. This guy's always got to be
00:15:49
different. >> Well, I mean, to be fair, it's just like
00:15:52
you're just doing the digging. I'm kind
00:15:53
of just standing here watching you.
00:15:55
>> Well, once we get there, then we all
00:15:56
just caning dig. At least we're close to
00:15:57
each other just in case something goes
00:15:59
wrong. >> I can see lava
00:16:02
to our right. >> I do see that.
00:16:05
We just got to literally dig in a
00:16:07
straight line and hope that we hit
00:16:08
diamonds.
00:16:09
>> Heard.
00:16:10
>> This is where the real Minecraft begins
00:16:12
when you just stand there and walk in a
00:16:14
single direction. Peak Gaming.
00:16:16
>> Yeah, I feel like we've done this a few
00:16:18
times and it hasn't been very
00:16:20
successful.
00:16:21
>> No, no, no. This time we're actually
00:16:23
going to we're we're taking it all.
00:16:24
>> This is the run.
00:16:25
>> We're about to run the table for
00:16:27
millions of diamonds. What the [ __ ]
00:16:29
>> Did we hit water? We hit all. We're
00:16:33
rich.
00:16:35
I have a feeling we should diamonds we
00:16:36
should turn left.
00:16:37
>> You think so?
00:16:38
>> Yeah.
00:16:40
>> All right. You show us where to go.
00:16:42
>> Place me some torches. I can't see [ __ ]
00:16:44
Lad
00:16:45
>> four.
00:16:48
>> What the was that?
00:16:50
>> What?
00:16:51
>> Sound like a damn airplane flew by. We
00:16:54
digging. Who up digging in a hole? All
00:16:56
right, we are at
00:16:58
57. No diamonds. Oh, different material
00:17:01
though. Whatever this is. What is that?
00:17:05
>> Wait, we're at bedrock. All right. Well,
00:17:07
actually, wait, wait, wait. We went too
00:17:09
low. We went too low. We got to dig
00:17:10
right here. >> What is this? Like the bottom of the
00:17:12
map? >> That's literally the bottom. Yeah. All
00:17:13
right. So, you just dig in this
00:17:14
direction. Now, come over here. Just
00:17:16
keep digging that way. I'm going to go
00:17:17
this way. Now, be careful because the
00:17:19
could totally spawn while we're doing
00:17:20
this.
00:17:21
>> Let me know if you find diamonds,
00:17:22
though. >> Yes. Am I just digging straight this
00:17:24
way?
00:17:25
>> Yep. Actually, I'm going to dig like
00:17:27
five or like six blocks to the right of
00:17:29
you just in case. Just in case you're
00:17:31
close by and I can dig to you and get
00:17:33
you killed.
00:17:35
>> Very kind of you.
00:17:36
>> Of course.
00:17:37
>> Digging in my butt.
00:17:38
>> Always.
00:17:39
>> Found gold. I found iron.
00:17:42
>> Let me find a diamond. Let me Oh, my
00:17:46
pickaxe broke. No.
00:17:48
>> Is that the only pickaxe you had?
00:17:50
>> Uh, no. I got another one, but it's also
00:17:52
almost broke.
00:17:53
>> All right. I'm cooking iron over here.
00:17:54
If you get coal, let me know because I
00:17:57
put all my wood in in there to cook the
00:17:58
iron.
00:18:00
The devil is here.
00:18:03
[bell]
00:18:04
>> I swear to [ __ ] die if he kills me.
00:18:07
>> Boom. >> You good?
00:18:08
>> Diamond. >> Did you find diamonds?
00:18:09
>> Diamond.
00:18:11
>> No way.
00:18:12
>> Diamond.
00:18:13
>> I haven't done it.
00:18:14
>> Look. I just want to look. Please. I
00:18:16
just want to get a B.
00:18:17
>> I already Dude, I already got them.
00:18:18
They're gone.
00:18:19
>> I just want to like smell where diamonds
00:18:22
were. Pick up on the scent.
00:18:24
>> How many did you get?
00:18:25
>> Three diamonds, baby. Three diamonds.
00:18:28
Boom. That's huge. All right, we just
00:18:30
need like 9,000 more of those and then
00:18:31
we're good.
00:18:32
>> 10 four. Can I make a diamond pickaxe?
00:18:34
>> Like you can uh We have three, right?
00:18:36
Yeah, you can.
00:18:37
>> Let's go, dude. Diamond pickaxe.
00:18:39
>> I think you need like 25 or like
00:18:41
something like that to make a full suit
00:18:43
armor. >> Time for a diamond pickaxe. Oh my god.
00:18:47
Let's go, baby. Investing monkey stocks.
00:18:51
Diamond pickaxe to find more diamonds.
00:18:53
Yo, bull one. Yeah, we're kind of low on
00:18:56
like everything here. We didn't bring
00:18:58
enough pickaxes and stuff, so I'm
00:18:59
cooking iron
00:19:00
>> now. Speak for yourself, dude. I got a
00:19:02
diamond pickaxe now. I'm
00:19:03
>> Yeah, there's a crafting table over here
00:19:04
if you need it. Even though you were
00:19:06
kind of rude right there with your
00:19:07
comments, you could still use it.
00:19:08
>> Who you talking to?
00:19:09
>> Oh, sorry. I was uh I was talking to
00:19:11
Bullan. >> I got my own crafting table, bro.
00:19:13
>> Damn, dude.
00:19:15
>> Stop wasting it
00:19:16
>> like that, bro.
00:19:17
>> Stop wasting my my diamond pickaxe. What
00:19:19
do you mean, bro?
00:19:20
>> They're non-believers, bro. Don't listen
00:19:21
to them.
00:19:22
>> You got to use it.
00:19:23
>> Bro, sit on 16. Don't listen to them. We
00:19:26
don't associate with those people.
00:19:27
[laughter]
00:19:29
>> Well, you want me just to you want me to
00:19:30
craft it and never use it? Just look at
00:19:32
it. I want to use it, man. I I have
00:19:34
faith that I'm going to find more. What
00:19:35
if I enchant it or something? It just
00:19:37
never breaks. You must believe
00:19:41
>> like a diamond.
00:19:43
There's like a massive pit of lava over
00:19:44
here.
00:19:45
>> Yep. I just hit it.
00:19:47
>> Oh, wait. Bullwan's over here. I'm going
00:19:48
to start digging towards Bullwan.
00:19:50
>> Oh, [ __ ] Uh-oh.
00:19:51
>> Yeah, you can kind of see on the map
00:19:53
where it is. You might want to start
00:19:54
digging in a different direction.
00:19:56
>> I hear so much above us.
00:19:58
>> I just hit lava.
00:19:59
>> MORE DIAMONDS. MORE DIAMONDS.
00:20:01
>> WHERE? >> In my pocket.
00:20:04
>> Hey. [laughter] Yeah. Look, I teach you
00:20:05
how to run fast. You're flying over
00:20:07
here. Come try to steal my diamonds.
00:20:09
One, are you in a cave?
00:20:11
>> Yeah.
00:20:13
>> Oh, [ __ ]
00:20:14
>> This is the worst time.
00:20:15
>> Oh, no. We're showing you
00:20:18
[music]
00:20:22
>> build a fortress. Should probably dig
00:20:24
far back. He's kind of got long
00:20:25
grippers. He's going to grab us. Let's
00:20:27
set up a little little home here for a
00:20:28
second. Hold on.
00:20:29
>> Mhm. Could also dig this way in the
00:20:31
meantime for diamonds. Go find the
00:20:33
diamonds.
00:20:34
>> Guys, there's no diamonds down.
00:20:35
>> We got them all. That's why you're mad.
00:20:37
>> No, you [ __ ] did it.
00:20:39
>> Yes, we did.
00:20:40
>> How many do you have?
00:20:41
>> Got me a diamond pickaxe right now.
00:20:43
Batch.
00:20:44
>> What do you think I'm I'm chipping away
00:20:45
at? I'm chipping away at everything with
00:20:47
my diamond pick. I've been digging the
00:20:48
whole time, bro. I haven't found a
00:20:50
single diamond.
00:20:51
>> You got none, bro. He's been digging in
00:20:53
his butt. He ain't got nothing.
00:20:55
>> This guy sucks,
00:20:56
>> bro. There's a billion lava pools
00:20:57
everywhere we go.
00:20:58
>> This dude's just hating.
00:21:00
>> Yummy hating. Ain't no way. [laughter]
00:21:03
>> I'm just underneath a pool.
00:21:04
>> I can't see. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm
00:21:06
paralyzed. I can't move. Help.
00:21:08
>> I'm just underneath a pool of lava. I'm
00:21:10
playing with fire.
00:21:13
>> I'm not even going to turn around for
00:21:14
this one. I turn around every time. He
00:21:16
hasn't been there. I'm not doing it.
00:21:18
>> I was thinking the same thing.
00:21:20
>> I'm going to give up. I'm just getting
00:21:21
off.
00:21:22
>> I was thinking the same thing and I'm
00:21:23
like, watch this be the time.
00:21:25
>> If it is, I mean, [ __ ] it, bro. I
00:21:28
deserve to I deserve to die.
00:21:30
>> Oh, diamonds.
00:21:32
Yes. What is this spot? Where are you?
00:21:35
>> I'm not too far from you. I just found
00:21:37
two more diamonds, baby.
00:21:39
>> I don't even see your name on my map,
00:21:41
like on my screen.
00:21:42
>> Oh, what the hell? I almost didn't pick
00:21:43
them up cuz I'm so full of [ __ ] Yeah,
00:21:46
two more diamonds. Let's go. What the
00:21:49
hell? Where am I? It like led into some
00:21:51
weird cave.
00:21:55
>> Are you at 57?
00:21:58
>> 53.
00:22:00
53 when we changed it up.
00:22:02
>> I don't know, dude. That's just where
00:22:04
I'm at.
00:22:05
Actually, no. I was at 55 is where they
00:22:07
were. Oh, there's more underneath. Three
00:22:10
diamonds. Four diamonds.
00:22:14
Huge. Let's go, baby. Big money.
00:22:19
What the hell is wrong with you, bro?
00:22:24
>> What the dude? What the is your problem?
00:22:29
>> You found any diamonds?
00:22:30
>> Yeah, I found four more.
00:22:31
>> What the [ __ ] What? Am I getting this
00:22:32
silent treatment right now? What's going
00:22:34
on? >> Oh [ __ ] I didn't realize I was muted. I
00:22:36
was wondering what the was going on.
00:22:38
Yeah, I found four. I found four more. I
00:22:40
was like, what the hell? I was like,
00:22:41
what the hell's wrong with you? Why you
00:22:42
sneaking up on me? [laughter]
00:22:44
>> No reason.
00:22:45
>> It's [ __ ] up, dude. Sorry.
00:22:48
>> I'm going to take this lava as a sign to
00:22:50
leave. >> Yeah, I'm going to go the other way or
00:22:51
something. Actually, let's go. Let's go
00:22:53
find Yummy. I don't want to get too far
00:22:54
from everybody.
00:22:55
>> All right. I >> think he went this way. We got to stick
00:22:57
together and cover more ground.
00:22:58
>> You better not piss. You better not
00:23:00
[ __ ] You better not come.
00:23:02
>> Oh my god. Look at this guy.
00:23:04
>> Just follow the trail of [ __ ] this time.
00:23:06
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Does
00:23:07
he not hear us? He doesn't hear us.
00:23:08
Should we sneak up on him?
00:23:09
>> Yeah. >> Oh, you dragging into the mod pack.
00:23:11
Okay, I might do that for next time
00:23:12
then.
00:23:16
Hello. Who's there? [screaming]
00:23:20
[laughter]
00:23:23
>> What's up, dude?
00:23:24
>> You guys have no idea howing lucking
00:23:27
your Dude, your timing was insane cuz
00:23:29
there was a [ __ ] knock right before
00:23:30
y'all did that. [laughter]
00:23:32
>> Right before y'all did that.
00:23:33
>> I thought you knew we were there, bro.
00:23:35
We stayed up for so long.
00:23:36
>> No, there [laughter] was a knock.
00:23:39
>> There was a knock right
00:23:41
then. Holy [ __ ] That scared the [ __ ]
00:23:43
out of me. [laughter]
00:23:46
What the is that timing, bro?
00:23:50
[laughter]
00:23:51
Stupid ass mod pack is working with you
00:23:53
guys to scare me.
00:23:54
>> Oh, that was so funny.
00:23:55
>> Jesus Christ. [laughter]
00:23:59
>> I found diamonds. I have 11. I just
00:24:01
found two more right now.
00:24:03
>> No, you didn't. >> I have 11. Check the inventory, Junior.
00:24:05
Oh, I I actually have 12. So, not only
00:24:08
do I have more than you and I also found
00:24:10
him first, but I'm also the best here.
00:24:12
And I'm leaving. I'm leaving, bro.
00:24:13
>> Yeah, we should have got a [ __ ]
00:24:14
gambling mod. What do we
00:24:15
>> There is There is actually a casino like
00:24:18
gambling mod. >> Should we throw in a gambling mod?
00:24:21
>> Yeah. >> Good.
00:24:22
>> We should do that for next time. You got
00:24:23
to remind me. I should I'm totally down
00:24:25
to gamble.
00:24:26
>> Why can't we do it right now?
00:24:27
>> Um, I'm not smart.
00:24:29
>> Are we heading back?
00:24:30
>> What do you want, [ __ ]
00:24:31
>> Why you sneaking up? You trying to get
00:24:34
Yeah. You trying to get someing revenge?
00:24:36
No. Go get some diamonds.
00:24:37
>> You don't scare me, boy.
00:24:39
>> Go get some diamonds. Get away from me.
00:24:43
>> Why are you stealing my torches, piece
00:24:45
of [ __ ]
00:24:46
>> I'm not. >> There you are.
00:24:47
>> What do you mean?
00:24:48
>> I had torches all down that hallway.
00:24:50
Where'd they go? >> What are you talking about? The [ __ ]
00:24:52
>> Yummy's being mean.
00:24:54
>> Wait, where's Yummy? Oh, is he digging
00:24:56
away? >> Yeah.
00:24:57
>> Why you leaving, bro?
00:24:58
>> He's being a jerk,
00:24:59
>> dude. I didn't do nothing.
00:25:00
>> He's being a jerk, dude.
00:25:03
>> I'll drown you, buddy.
00:25:07
Now's not the time.
00:25:09
>> Santa's coming. >> Santa's coming.
00:25:10
>> Now's not the time. I'm
00:25:11
>> surprised he hasn't come. I I thought he
00:25:13
>> Don't say that. Why would you say that?
00:25:15
>> Santa's coming. >> I think he's too scared.
00:25:16
>> I'm surprised he hasn't killed me yet.
00:25:18
>> Santa's not Well, he already did kill
00:25:20
me, but I'm surprised he hasn't come
00:25:21
back. I ain't afraid of Santa, bro.
00:25:24
Easter Bunny's way scarier. How do
00:25:26
>> we get out of this mug,
00:25:27
>> dude? I don't even know. This is
00:25:30
[groaning]
00:25:32
soup.
00:25:33
>> Uh-huh.
00:25:35
[groaning] I think grandpa's coming.
00:25:37
>> Nope.
00:25:40
>> All right, let's get the out of here.
00:25:41
Bro, I'm never going to find diamonds
00:25:42
again. >> You remember how to get out of here?
00:25:43
>> Yeah, I think this is it, right? Isn't
00:25:44
it just these stairs?
00:25:45
>> Maybe.
00:25:46
>> All right, I'm pro I'm going to I'm
00:25:47
going to move. Yo, Ban, I'm going to
00:25:48
move closer to you. I got to build
00:25:50
something. So, you want to build
00:25:51
something together or you want to be a [ __ ] ass? You want to build your own
00:25:53
[ __ ]
00:25:54
>> I I'll move in with you. I'll move in
00:25:57
with you. >> Yeah, let's build a sick [ __ ] little
00:26:00
treehouse thing or something.
00:26:01
>> I'll move in with you, dude. I'll move
00:26:03
in. >> Watch this, dude. 8 million Minecraft
00:26:05
channel.
00:26:06
>> Well, this is beautiful. This is
00:26:07
beautiful. Wait, watch this. Watch.
00:26:08
Watch. I'm going to strip this tree.
00:26:11
>> Why strip it when you can just do this?
00:26:14
>> No, no, no, no, no.
00:26:16
We need this forest. The forest.
00:26:18
>> Let's just burn it down, dude.
00:26:19
>> Let's just burn down the forest like
00:26:22
real men.
00:26:23
>> Now that I think about this, our house
00:26:24
is going to get burned down if I built
00:26:26
it out of leaves. [ __ ]
00:26:27
>> We're burning down the forest like real
00:26:28
men,
00:26:29
>> DUDE. NO. OH MY GOD. This was supposed
00:26:34
to be our house. It still can be when
00:26:37
it's ash.
00:26:38
>> Are you burning out the woods up there,
00:26:40
bro?
00:26:42
>> No.
00:26:43
>> The [ __ ] are y'all doing?
00:26:45
>> Mind your damn business, boy.
00:26:47
>> All right, Steve. Watch this. See, watch
00:26:49
this. I'm about to cook.
00:26:50
>> Uh-huh. >> Tree house.
00:26:51
>> It's so cute. Y'all are going to live
00:26:52
together.
00:26:54
>> You're mad, bro. You're not invited.
00:26:56
>> You're not invited to the house.
00:26:57
>> Are you going to
00:26:58
>> never welcome?
00:26:59
>> Bake each other cookies and grab each
00:27:01
other's wieners. You don't worry about
00:27:02
what goes on in our house.
00:27:03
>> Yeah, dude. Don't sound so jealous.
00:27:05
>> My bad, man.
00:27:07
>> Yummy wishes that we were baking him
00:27:08
cookies and grabbing his wiener.
00:27:11
>> He's just mad. >> That's why I'm using my extra diamond
00:27:13
for an enchantment cuz I'm so rich.
00:27:18
>> Yeah, you still just sound jealous that
00:27:19
you're not going to live in our
00:27:20
treehouse base.
00:27:21
>> I actually just wasted all my diamonds.
00:27:22
I need a pick.
00:27:24
>> Yeah, our base actually looks soing
00:27:25
gnarly right now. You're so mad.
00:27:27
>> Are we going to have like actual walls
00:27:28
or the [ __ ] leaves going to be our
00:27:30
walls? The leaves are the walls.
00:27:32
>> Dude, I have to go dig for more
00:27:33
diamonds. I got to find two more. I'm
00:27:35
stuck in hell.
00:27:36
>> You want You want these uh these
00:27:38
diamonds I have?
00:27:39
>> No, I don't want your dirty broke band
00:27:41
diamonds. >> That's crazy, bro. His money
00:27:43
>> Oh,
00:27:45
>> is the house broken?
00:27:47
>> I'm getting coal, bro. That's the real
00:27:48
resource that we need.
00:27:50
>> Are these walls going to protect us from
00:27:52
enemies?
00:27:54
>> Yeah, they can't come in here.
00:27:56
>> I don't believe you. >> We're good, dude. We're good. Chillax.
00:28:00
>> I need food.
00:28:02
>> Well, one, I'm using your stove again.
00:28:04
>> That's all right. You guys want a
00:28:05
treehouse?
00:28:06
>> Yeah, dude.
00:28:07
>> Here,
00:28:09
some vines. If you want, you can make a
00:28:11
uh a natural looking ladder.
00:28:13
>> I like it.
00:28:14
>> This is the last time I'm going to make
00:28:17
your kitchen smell like fish.
00:28:19
>> That's right. You like the dog?
00:28:21
>> Yeah.
00:28:22
Reginald. [laughter]
00:28:25
Hell yeah.
00:28:27
Let's start making [snorts] this place
00:28:28
look like decent at least or something.
00:28:29
So, do you have any um wood?
00:28:31
>> Uh yeah,
00:28:33
>> huge.
00:28:34
>> So much room for activities.
00:28:36
>> I accidentally used all the wood. That's
00:28:38
fine, though. >> Here, I'm going to farm this tree right
00:28:39
here.
00:28:41
So, that way, look.
00:28:44
Architecture. Hold on.
00:28:46
>> I like it. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:48
>> This can be our doorway.
00:28:51
>> Hell yeah.
00:28:52
>> Look at that. Uh-huh.
00:28:53
>> Look, I got plants in here. Oh, wait.
00:28:55
Those are just trees. Hopefully, they
00:28:56
don't actually [music] grow. Oh [ __ ] Yo
00:28:58
yo yo, we need a door. We need a door.
00:29:00
Mhm. I need wood. I have wood here.
00:29:06
Don't worry, I'll get a couple extra
00:29:07
just in case.
00:29:09
>> Boom. We have a door.
00:29:12
>> This is beautiful. This is a home now.
00:29:14
>> Do we We need to make like a like an
00:29:16
upstairs.
00:29:17
>> Yeah, that's what that's what I was
00:29:18
going to do.
00:29:19
>> We could have this be like the staircase
00:29:21
right here.
00:29:22
>> I was doing this over here. What do you
00:29:23
think about over here? I was going to do
00:29:24
it up here. We can go up like right
00:29:26
here.
00:29:27
>> Yeah, that works, too.
00:29:28
>> I'm going to try and make some shears.
00:29:31
Wait, I don't have any iron. What
00:29:32
happened? Oh, I got to go get my stuff
00:29:33
for my old place.
00:29:35
>> Oh, [ __ ] There's a hole in our roof.
00:29:37
That's all right. We'll buff out those
00:29:38
scratches, G. Actually, dude, he gave us
00:29:40
these vines. I think we can literally
00:29:41
like Oh, dude. Wait.
00:29:45
This idea. We'll just make this some
00:29:46
room for some more [ __ ]
00:29:48
>> I'm going to Let me see. Can I make a
00:29:51
shovel? >> That's shears. How you make le you break
00:29:53
leaves super quick.
00:29:54
>> Well, no. I was going to make I was
00:29:56
going to make a shovel and dig the the
00:29:57
ground out.
00:29:58
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get some nice wood
00:30:00
floors or something.
00:30:01
>> Yeah.
00:30:06
[ __ ] Santa.
00:30:09
[groaning]
00:30:10
I'm going to go back to my old place and
00:30:12
kind try and get some stuff. I'll be
00:30:13
back. All right.
00:30:14
>> All right. Protect the house.
00:30:18
It's all we've got.
00:30:20
>> Protect this house. Yeah. Where's Yummy?
00:30:23
>> I think he said he was going back to uh
00:30:26
>> He was going back to get some diamonds
00:30:27
or something.
00:30:28
>> Sweep. This base is about to be gnarly,
00:30:30
bro. If Yummy even thinks about touching
00:30:32
it, I'm murdering him.
00:30:33
>> He's definitely going to try and burn it
00:30:35
to the ground. >> Oh, 100%.
00:30:36
>> I can already see that happening. All
00:30:38
right, I'm going to dig these floors
00:30:39
out. Make it look nice.
00:30:40
>> All right, I'm going to go work on the
00:30:42
uh the upper level.
00:30:44
>> Oh [ __ ] Yo, do you want these plants or
00:30:46
No.
00:30:48
>> Uh no, you you can get rid of them. B
00:30:50
them.
00:30:54
Damn, my shovel already broke.
00:30:56
>> God damn. What? What was it? Iron.
00:30:58
>> Was gold.
00:30:59
>> Oh, gold is like It is faster, but it
00:31:02
breaks really quick. Just make an iron
00:31:05
one. >> Stealing some of your iron. You don't
00:31:07
even have any.
00:31:08
>> Understandable. Oh, yeah. I really don't
00:31:10
have any iron. What you doing over
00:31:12
there? Huh? Hey, hey, hey, hey, you.
00:31:15
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. I see you. You're
00:31:18
behind that tree, you bro. Hey,
00:31:20
>> what are you doing? Huh? Why you
00:31:21
sneaking on the premises? Why you
00:31:23
sneaking on the premises?
00:31:24
>> What?
00:31:25
>> Stay off of my [ __ ] property.
00:31:26
>> We're trying to have a good time, bro.
00:31:28
Why do you always come in when we're
00:31:29
having a good time?
00:31:30
>> I'm not near your property, man.
00:31:32
>> Get the out of it, dude. I swear to God
00:31:33
if you do it, I'm actually going to kill
00:31:35
you. >> Do what? >> I'm going to do it. I'm going to kill
00:31:36
you.
00:31:37
>> You're not going to kill me. >> Scroll your mouse wheel. Scroll it.
00:31:40
>> I just did.
00:31:41
>> Scroll it. No. No. Keep scroll. No, no,
00:31:42
no. Scroll.
00:31:43
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that.
00:31:44
>> What? Saw what?
00:31:46
>> I saw Yeah, I see that. I see what you
00:31:48
got right there, man. I see what's in
00:31:49
your hot bar.
00:31:50
>> That's me full scrolling right there.
00:31:51
>> What the You son of a [ __ ] Y Subie's
00:31:53
burning it down. HE'S BURNING IT DOWN.
00:31:55
HEY, >> SUBIE'S BURNING DOWN the forest. Subie's
00:31:57
burning down the forest. Our house.
00:32:00
>> You just told me not to burn it down.
00:32:01
Now you want to burn it down. Get out of
00:32:03
here. >> This guy's such a [ __ ]
00:32:04
>> He's in the base.
00:32:05
>> Your house, bro. [laughter]
00:32:07
>> He's in the base.
00:32:09
>> Boy, the big bad wolf go. [laughter]
00:32:15
>> He's got a [ __ ] leaf house,
00:32:17
>> dude. Don't be hating on our Hobbit
00:32:18
hole, bro.
00:32:19
>> Hey, bro. Where's your house, you [ __ ]
00:32:21
>> I'm living off the land. I'm a I'm a
00:32:23
traveler. Yeah, nice diamond armor,
00:32:26
nerd. [laughter]
00:32:28
>> Bro, I went back down and I found Hela.
00:32:31
>> Good. How have we not found a village
00:32:33
yet, by the way?
00:32:34
>> I found one just off of like the
00:32:35
mountain by the Christmas tree way back
00:32:37
when we were about the Christmas tree
00:32:39
still, but that's not what I've seen.
00:32:40
>> Cuz we kind of need a village. I mean,
00:32:42
we don't really need one, but I want to
00:32:44
be able to get like
00:32:45
>> Oh, yeah. Have we really explored across
00:32:46
the plains across the river over there
00:32:49
or >> I don't think so.
00:32:50
>> Yeah, we haven't really looked around
00:32:52
that much.
00:32:53
>> I'm going to go try and get some wood.
00:32:54
Uh like different color wood.
00:32:56
>> Look at this. Look at the floors, dude.
00:32:58
>> Dude, it looks [ __ ] great, bro. I
00:33:00
love >> solid foundation. Hell yeah.
00:33:02
>> Got a housewarming gift.
00:33:04
>> You got a housewarming gift. What do we
00:33:05
got? >> Yeah.
00:33:07
>> Oh, dude. Yo, I'm going to put this
00:33:10
right next to my bed.
00:33:11
>> Trippy, speaking of your bed, replace
00:33:13
it.
00:33:14
All right, hold on.
00:33:17
There you go.
00:33:20
Look, look what we got for our house.
00:33:21
Wait, can I put this up on the tree? Oh,
00:33:23
dude. Hell yeah.
00:33:26
Sick. >> Oh, dude. I need food. You don't You
00:33:29
think you could throw in some food with
00:33:30
that housewarming gift? Thank you.
00:33:33
>> I'm bringing over Sparky.
00:33:34
>> Oh, yeah. Go get Sparky. Good call.
00:33:36
>> We won't shoot the minor.
00:33:38
>> Way to go, [laughter] dude.
00:33:41
>> Sparky's going to have a good spot,
00:33:43
dude. Don't worry about him. He's going
00:33:44
to be fine. Actually, I need to grab
00:33:46
probably need to grab the [ __ ] I have in
00:33:48
here. Some valuables for my little aid
00:33:50
shack.
00:33:53
What else? Take my food,
00:33:56
the shears,
00:33:58
copper, my coal. I'll take this rock. We
00:34:01
might need it. Take my bed.
00:34:05
Yeah, I'll just I'll leave the rest of
00:34:07
this.
00:34:08
All right, Sparky.
00:34:11
Time to get out the hole. We're moving
00:34:12
to greener pasture, Sparky. Plenty of
00:34:15
room for grazing. Grazing and glazing.
00:34:19
All right, Sparky. It's time for another
00:34:21
hole. Just for the time being, just for
00:34:24
a little while.
00:34:25
>> Oh, hell yeah, dude. Hi, Sparky. Welcome
00:34:28
to the crib.
00:34:33
I am officially
00:34:34
>> start working on the second floor.
00:34:35
>> I'm officially moved in, bro.
00:34:38
>> Hell yeah. >> My bed is right beside yours.
00:34:40
>> Oh, man. Oh, you just climb up the
00:34:42
vines. Oh, that's sick.
00:34:45
>> Yeah, dude.
00:34:46
>> Hell yeah, dude. Rooftop bar. All right.
00:34:48
What do I What do I need to do to be of
00:34:50
assistance?
00:34:51
>> Uh,
00:34:53
I'm going to You want to try and do the
00:34:55
walls? Turn those into like I couldn't
00:34:58
get any other color wood. Take those uh
00:35:00
logs and turn them into planks and just
00:35:02
do like walls and like put rooms for
00:35:04
windows. >> Uh, I know where really dark wood is. If
00:35:06
you want to get like really really dark
00:35:08
wood. You mean like dark oak wood?
00:35:11
>> Uh, it's the I don't know. It's those
00:35:13
really fat trees that spawn by the
00:35:14
mushrooms. There's a mushroom
00:35:16
>> dude. Mushroom. Yeah. Yeah. It's not
00:35:18
that far.
00:35:19
>> Just through the spruce uh or the birch
00:35:21
woods over here.
00:35:22
>> All right. All right. All right. I'm
00:35:24
going to go get that. Sweep. You want to
00:35:26
go mine some wood with me, bro? Really
00:35:27
fast?
00:35:28
>> Sure.
00:35:30
>> This wood is way cooler than this wood,
00:35:32
dude. It's way cooler.
00:35:33
>> Actually, if you bring shears, too. You
00:35:35
can take the mushrooms, too, if you want
00:35:36
to build. You should get some mushroom,
00:35:38
dude. That would actually be awesome. We
00:35:40
should build a mushroom.
00:35:41
>> Do you have shears?
00:35:42
>> Yeah. Here, I'll make you some, too.
00:35:43
>> I got some already.
00:35:45
>> I do. Okay.
00:35:46
>> Yeah. >> Soup. We need these.
00:35:47
>> Ooh, fancy trees. Dude, look at this
00:35:50
massive ass mushroom. What the hell?
00:35:52
>> This is where you got to build the
00:35:53
treehouse. But unfortunately, we're not
00:35:55
in this area.
00:35:56
>> Yeah. Look, we could take these, though.
00:35:58
>> You could uh Oh, wait. No,
00:35:59
>> you could wait for the saplings to drop.
00:36:01
You can grow some of these trees over
00:36:02
there with
00:36:03
>> Oh, you get the saplings. I thought you
00:36:04
could like actually like get them. Do
00:36:07
you need a soft touch pickaxe?
00:36:09
>> No, no, no, no. I'm saying like once the
00:36:11
the leaves rot away, you'll get the
00:36:13
saplings, you can grow these trees over
00:36:15
there.
00:36:16
>> Oh. Oh, yeah. We definitely need to get
00:36:17
these seeds.
00:36:18
>> So, do I farm the mushroom or what?
00:36:23
I think if you shear the mushroom, I
00:36:24
think you can keep it. At least that's
00:36:26
how it used to work.
00:36:28
>> I tried shearing and it didn't work.
00:36:30
>> Oh, it doesn't?
00:36:31
>> Yeah. No, it doesn't work. I think you
00:36:32
need like a silk touch pickaxe or
00:36:34
something or like an axe, >> I guess. I thought she would work. If
00:36:36
you hit it with an axe, you get red
00:36:37
mushroom, but it's not shaped like the
00:36:39
block.
00:36:40
>> We can make mushroom stew.
00:36:44
[music]
00:36:47
>> Hell yeah.
00:36:48
>> Yeah, baby. This is the best wood in the
00:36:50
game. It's my favorite.
00:36:51
>> Trippy's always love dark wood.
00:36:53
>> Oh, I love it. Can't get enough of it.
00:36:57
>> Yeah, baby. We have made it home. Oh,
00:37:00
it's so beautiful in here. [snorts] I
00:37:01
love it.
00:37:02
>> Wait, wait. The soup. Watch out. Soup.
00:37:03
Soup. Soup. Close the door. Oh, there's
00:37:05
a creeper.
00:37:06
>> Oh my god. Hello.
00:37:10
You [ __ ] Stay away.
00:37:13
I need to light this up a little more.
00:37:16
Oh, I can't even. Here we go. Hell yeah.
00:37:22
Massive. Uh, you want me to drop you the
00:37:24
wood?
00:37:27
>> Um, yeah, sure. Did you get Do you still
00:37:30
have those oak logs I originally gave?
00:37:32
>> Yeah.
00:37:37
Um, >> that don't even scare me, bro. We in the
00:37:39
treehouse.
00:37:40
>> That's true. We're safe in here. We're
00:37:42
safe. I hope. >> What do you mean you hope?
00:37:44
>> Um,
00:37:45
nothing.
00:37:46
>> I'm going to go check out Yummy's house.
00:37:48
>> Yeah, you see what he's doing.
00:37:50
>> Why?
00:37:51
>> Cuz I want to see it.
00:37:52
>> Why do you want to do that,
00:37:53
>> bro? Why do you want to do that?
00:37:54
>> [ __ ] douchebags like you. We're not
00:37:56
going to go burn it down. Don't worry,
00:37:57
>> dude. I didn't [laughter]
00:37:59
>> You tried to Bro, what are you doing
00:38:01
around our house? Like you're just
00:38:02
ruining our whole land, bro.
00:38:05
>> What the is that?
00:38:08
[groaning]
00:38:10
>> What are you doing outside of ouring
00:38:12
house,
00:38:13
>> bro? Can you shut the
00:38:16
TV?
00:38:18
>> That's it.
00:38:19
>> What are you doing outside our house,
00:38:20
man?
00:38:22
>> Is this Is this it? This wood piece of
00:38:24
[ __ ]
00:38:25
>> What the hell are you doing, man?
00:38:27
>> Wood right beside lava. We got a [ __ ]
00:38:29
genius architect over here. Look at
00:38:31
this, bro. What the is this?
00:38:34
>> Get away from my crib.
00:38:35
>> You have like half a wall. That's a full
00:38:37
wall. I'm not done. It's called a
00:38:39
blueprint, buddy.
00:38:41
>> Is this like a blueprint? Yeah, this is
00:38:44
great, dude. If you [snorts] were Amish,
00:38:46
it would have been done by now.
00:38:48
>> I am Amish.
00:38:49
>> You're a really bad Amish, man.
00:38:51
>> Get this [ __ ] off my front porch, man.
00:38:53
What are you doing? >> Eat my ass, bro. I'm fishing.
00:38:55
>> Are you dead ass?
00:38:56
>> I'm fishing in your front yard.
00:39:00
That's fine. I remember that.
00:39:02
>> Go swim with a fish, [ __ ]
00:39:03
>> I remember that.
00:39:04
>> I hope you would.
00:39:07
>> Boom. What was that?
00:39:10
Cod, baby. Call of Duty fish.
00:39:16
Boom. Another cod. We eating good
00:39:18
tonight.
00:39:19
>> Damn, I need more wood.
00:39:20
>> Damn, I need more wood.
00:39:22
>> Don't you have a [ __ ] leaf hut to go
00:39:24
live in?
00:39:25
>> Damn, I need more wood. It's coming.
00:39:28
It's coming along nice, dude.
00:39:30
>> What? Get out of here.
00:39:31
>> It's coming along real nice.
00:39:33
>> Get out of here. >> Open floor plan.
00:39:35
>> Get out of here.
00:39:36
>> Open floor plan. I like it.
00:39:37
>> You're not welcome in my house.
00:39:39
>> It's looking really, really good, man.
00:39:41
Really, really good. Really, really
00:39:43
good, man. Really good.
00:39:45
>> Wow. You put fire on the one block that
00:39:47
doesn't burn, you [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:39:49
>> Looking really, really good. [laughter]
00:39:52
Get away from me, dude. Get away from
00:39:55
me. [laughter]
00:40:00
Get away.
00:40:01
>> Look, you're setting the world on fire.
00:40:04
>> Get away from me.
00:40:07
OH,
00:40:08
GET AWAY.
00:40:10
[laughter]
00:40:12
That's it, dude.
00:40:14
>> Why did he kill you?
00:40:15
>> That's it. This piece of [ __ ] dude.
00:40:18
Snipe him. Snipe his ass. [laughter]
00:40:26
I got archers in the trees, bro.
00:40:29
[laughter] >> Come on, [ __ ] Let's go. I got archers
00:40:33
in the [ __ ] trees.
00:40:34
>> Did I suck, BRO? TOO HARD.
00:40:36
>> YO, I'M NOT THE ONE SHOOTING AT YOU,
00:40:39
[ __ ]
00:40:40
HEY, why did you shoot me? WHAT THE
00:40:43
HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?
00:40:44
>> YOU GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE, BUDDY.
00:40:46
>> Stay away.
00:40:48
>> You're on [ __ ] fire, dumbass.
00:40:50
>> Stay away. Stay away. That's it. I'm
00:40:52
coming up there. I'm coming up there,
00:40:53
[ __ ]
00:40:54
>> I'll stop if you get back right now.
00:40:57
Turn around. What the
00:41:00
>> How are you doing this? Stay back. I'm
00:41:03
coming. I'm coming.
00:41:04
>> You son of a [ __ ]
00:41:05
>> dude. Come on.
00:41:07
>> Hey, I'm coming.
00:41:09
>> We're supposed to be part of a village,
00:41:11
bro.
00:41:12
>> Ain't no village no more, bro.
00:41:13
>> Can we make a turret?
00:41:14
>> I'm going up there.
00:41:15
>> Get a turret.
00:41:16
>> We need a [ __ ] sentry gun placed
00:41:17
towards his base.
00:41:18
>> Going up there, [ __ ]
00:41:19
>> Just know you're under that [ __ ]
00:41:20
tree, [ __ ]
00:41:22
You don't know nothing.
00:41:23
>> Yeah. Burn them down. Burn them
00:41:26
closer to your house than mine.
00:41:28
>> How are you not getting hit?
00:41:31
You're cheating.
00:41:34
>> Hey [laughter]
00:41:38
yo, YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME. [ __ ] IS
00:41:40
YOU DOING? You eating watermelon? What
00:41:42
is that? >> Hey,
00:41:47
>> come here, [ __ ]
00:41:48
>> Dude, don't
00:41:49
>> shoot our house. [laughter]
00:41:52
Don't Don't shoot our house, bro.
00:41:54
>> Yo, wait. I'm about to catch on fire.
00:41:57
>> Plan backfire. Yes, I killed him.
00:42:01
[laughter]
00:42:02
>> Yo, he's going to burn the house,
00:42:03
though. I'm running.
00:42:05
>> No, he's not. Dude,
00:42:06
>> how bulls. Look, I won fair and square.
00:42:08
He should have got a better bow. Whoa,
00:42:09
whoa, whoa. You came onto my land. You
00:42:11
came onto my land. You started this like
00:42:13
your land.
00:42:14
>> No, no. You came all over my land.
00:42:16
>> Accusation.
00:42:18
>> No, no, no. You did that. Look, you got
00:42:21
You killed one of us. We killed you. Now
00:42:23
we're square. All right.
00:42:25
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:28
>> Stay away. >> You stay on your side. You stay on your
00:42:30
side. We'll stay on. Let's see if we can
00:42:32
be careful. Is everything good? All
00:42:33
right. This guy's so mad, bro.
00:42:36
>> Let me take a peek at what you've been
00:42:37
doing up here.
00:42:39
>> I don't really know what's going on, but
00:42:40
I'm trying.
00:42:41
>> Oh, hell yeah, dude. I [ __ ] with
00:42:43
Division. We need to make like a tiki
00:42:45
bar. Oh, we should put it like right out
00:42:47
here and we should have like a waterfall
00:42:48
into a little pool, bro. [clears throat]
00:42:50
>> Hell yeah.
00:42:52
>> You should
00:42:54
You should give me one brick of TNT and
00:42:57
let me go put it. [laughter] Let me go.
00:42:59
>> The problem The problem is if I go in
00:43:01
creative, he's going to see it in chat.
00:43:02
Bull one. Do you have any gunpowder? I
00:43:04
might have gunpowder.
00:43:05
>> Uh, I might have just make one
00:43:07
[laughter] >> cuz if I go creative, he's going to
00:43:09
know. But if we don't, dude, we could
00:43:10
set up a trap. You want to try and set
00:43:11
something up with like the pressure
00:43:12
plate?
00:43:13
>> Yeah, absolutely. You got to be careful.
00:43:15
>> Wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait. The sack
00:43:17
man is close. Dude, I don't see him on
00:43:18
the map. He might be sneaking around. He
00:43:20
might might be able to hear us. I don't
00:43:21
know. I don't think I have any Who's
00:43:23
digging? Someone digging?
00:43:25
>> No, it might be just the audio thing.
00:43:28
The mod pack.
00:43:30
>> No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:31
>> He's doing some [ __ ] bro.
00:43:32
>> Bro, he's below the base, bro. He's
00:43:35
definitely below the base. Yo, Yummy. I
00:43:37
swear to [ __ ] God, if you dig up
00:43:38
inside,
00:43:40
>> I swear to God.
00:43:41
>> Where is this [ __ ] dude? He's
00:43:43
in He's in sneak mode.
00:43:44
>> Where you at? You're down here. Soup,
00:43:46
get over here. S,
00:43:48
>> what? >> You don't hear him digging?
00:43:52
>> He's down here.
00:43:55
>> He's digging a [ __ ] World War I
00:43:57
trench under our base.
00:43:59
>> You son of a [ __ ]
00:44:00
>> Oh,
00:44:02
now what? Now what? What you going to
00:44:04
do? Yeah.
00:44:06
>> Where's he at? Where's he at?
00:44:07
>> We got to burn him down. Let's go burn
00:44:08
his house down. He's He's gone. He's
00:44:10
down there. Going to smoke him out. I'm
00:44:12
smoking [laughter] him out, bro.
00:44:15
I'm going back up. [ __ ] that.
00:44:17
>> How do I even get out of this [ __ ] I
00:44:19
can't even see where I'm at.
00:44:20
>> Here, just come up. I'll dig it. Just
00:44:22
build up your
00:44:23
>> Why do I hear fire?
00:44:25
>> Didn't you just light something on fire?
00:44:28
Wait. Oh, no. No. No. Okay. Jesus, bro.
00:44:31
I thought first our house was on fire.
00:44:33
>> Digging sand out of his own yard.
00:44:35
>> [ __ ] do you want, [ __ ] What do y'all
00:44:37
want? >> I was just mining, dude. I was getting
00:44:39
the material.
00:44:40
>> Yeah, whatever, bro. You a [ __ ] bro.
00:44:42
>> I'm egging your house, [ __ ]
00:44:44
>> You are on the naughty list,
00:44:47
>> bro. >> Hell no. Hell no.
00:44:49
>> Yo, you What you doing up there? The you
00:44:52
doing up there, huh? >> Get off of ouring roof. Hey,
00:44:59
you're not invited to the tiki bar.
00:45:01
>> Yeah, you're banned.
00:45:03
>> Your tiki bar, bro. I'm doubling your
00:45:05
entry fee.
00:45:06
>> I get in wherever I want for free.
00:45:08
>> Hell no. This guy's got such a serious
00:45:10
problem. Oh, the guy builds one wall and
00:45:12
and then goes back to just [ __ ] with
00:45:13
us.
00:45:14
>> Dude, you were trying to destroy my
00:45:16
house.
00:45:17
>> What are you talking about?
00:45:18
>> And you killed me.
00:45:19
>> Get out of here.
00:45:21
>> Get out of the base.
00:45:22
>> Get out of the base.
00:45:26
[laughter]
00:45:28
>> Dude, you guys started a [ __ ] war
00:45:30
that you can't finish. The door's open.
00:45:32
Get out. >> Started this, buddy.
00:45:34
>> Back up. Hold ass. Hold. They were the
00:45:36
one that was completely chill.
00:45:41
You started this, bro. You shed blood.
00:45:44
>> Hey,
00:45:46
get out of here.
00:45:49
>> Bro,
00:45:50
>> damn.
00:45:52
Fortnite.
00:45:54
>> You got one more strike. One more
00:45:57
strike. >> Say thank you. You do that again, bro.
00:46:00
Don't shuffle the culture.
00:46:06
>> You son of a [ __ ] What the [ __ ] are
00:46:08
you doing?
00:46:10
You think you got a silencer on your
00:46:11
shovel, dude? Hello.
00:46:15
>> Oh, thanks.
00:46:22
Yo, he's close. He's right outside.
00:46:27
[laughter]
00:46:28
He got Yummy.
00:46:32
That's what you get, [ __ ] He's [ __ ]
00:46:35
him up.
00:46:37
Oh, you live.
00:46:38
>> You lucky bastard.
00:46:40
>> You lucky as hell.
00:46:43
>> Holy [ __ ]
00:46:44
>> You lucky bastard.
00:46:46
>> Yeah, y'all dumb as hell, bro.
00:46:48
>> Watch your mouth.
00:46:49
>> Y'all dumb as hell. You don't even know
00:46:50
what the going on, dog.
00:46:51
>> Go away, dude.
00:46:53
>> You're a dumb [ __ ] man.
00:46:54
>> Go away.
00:46:55
>> So proud of him.
00:46:56
>> He Dude, he's just sneaking around. Look
00:46:58
at him.
00:46:59
>> He's got a real problem,
00:47:02
>> bro. Get out of here.
00:47:05
He's Dude, he's digging up under our
00:47:07
base again or some [ __ ]
00:47:08
>> I know he's being hearing. What is that?
00:47:12
>> I'm just standing here.
00:47:13
>> Go away. What is that?
00:47:14
>> I'm just standing here, bro. I'm just
00:47:16
chill. I'm chilling, bro.
00:47:17
>> I can't chill with the homies.
00:47:18
>> Nah.
00:47:19
>> No, >> I'm just chilling with the homies.
00:47:20
>> We're not homies anymore.
00:47:22
>> I'm chilling with the homies, bro.
00:47:27
>> I'm going to burn your house. No, I'm
00:47:28
just kidding. What the is that?
00:47:32
We got to sleep, bro. Yo, yummy. Go to
00:47:33
sleep if you even have a bed.
00:47:35
>> Yeah. Go back to your youring base with
00:47:38
no roof.
00:47:39
>> All right, bro.
00:47:41
>> One wall.
00:47:42
>> I'm working on it. Okay. You wouldn't
00:47:44
know what work is. Leaf house.
00:47:46
>> Oh,
00:47:47
>> you ain't working on [ __ ] You're just
00:47:48
over here the whole time.
00:47:50
>> I think he's got a crush on us.
00:47:52
>> He definitely does. He's probably not
00:47:53
even going back to his house. He's
00:47:55
probably sneaking around. Look at that.
00:47:57
He don't even have a roof. Hope it
00:47:59
rains. Hope lightning strikes base. Yo,
00:48:02
if you go put like copper on his thing,
00:48:04
I think if you smelt copper and you make
00:48:06
like a copper like pole, you can like
00:48:08
put it on his house and it'll it'll
00:48:10
strike, dude. And we can place that
00:48:12
block that changes the weather. Wait,
00:48:16
do we still have that block? I think
00:48:17
it's in my other base, dude. Go back and
00:48:19
find that block from my other base. I'm
00:48:21
going to and see if there's any copper
00:48:22
there. You can actually do this. Oh,
00:48:23
wait, wait, wait. We got to sleep.
00:48:26
>> Why? [sighs]
00:48:28
So, because it's just going to be
00:48:29
annoying just [snorts] bedtime.
00:48:32
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Yo, yo,
00:48:33
yo, wait. S, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:48:36
Someone someone People are saying people
00:48:38
are starting to murmur that he took our
00:48:40
diamonds. Did you have diamonds in here
00:48:41
in this chest right here? Yo, he did.
00:48:43
Look, he dug underneath it.
00:48:46
>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Dude, dude, dude. Wait,
00:48:47
wait, wait, wait. Dude, I got TNT here.
00:48:50
Here. Just place it in the middle of his
00:48:51
house and blow it up. Do you have a
00:48:52
flint and steel? >> I'm sure you do.
00:48:54
>> All right. Well, then give me that one
00:48:55
just in case. Just in case.
00:48:57
>> Just in case. What, man?
00:48:59
I need a flint and steel, dude. I'm
00:49:01
going to make a portal.
00:49:02
>> Both running over to my [ __ ] crib.
00:49:05
>> Where's my diamonds at, [ __ ]
00:49:07
>> Yeah. Where the diamonds at? Huh?
00:49:10
>> Where my diamonds? >> We want double. We want interest.
00:49:12
Otherwise, this place is gone.
00:49:14
>> Hey. Hey, get over here.
00:49:16
>> You step back in that house, you going
00:49:17
to die. The last time you ever step.
00:49:19
>> You see this? What's he doing?
00:49:23
What's he doing?
00:49:25
>> I don't know.
00:49:26
>> Where do you put my [ __ ] diamonds?
00:49:27
They're right here. I got him. Uhhuh.
00:49:29
You want to take my [ __ ] [ __ ] Got my
00:49:31
[ __ ] diamonds back. That's all I care
00:49:33
about. What are they doing? Where are
00:49:34
they even at? Hey, what's going on? He
00:49:37
wants to steal my [ __ ] diamonds,
00:49:39
dude. I'm about to light this [ __ ] up.
00:49:46
Yeah, [ __ ] You want TO STEAL MY
00:49:48
[ __ ] DIAMONDS, HUH? [screaming]
00:49:51
YOU WANT TO STEAL MY DIAMONDS, [ __ ]
00:49:53
BOOM. KABOOM.
00:49:58
>> [laughter]
00:49:59
>> This ising stupid.
00:50:01
You guys areing dumb. [laughter]
00:50:05
>> What do you mean? You dug a [ __ ]
00:50:06
tunnel to steal my diamonds.
00:50:09
>> Four diamonds. YOU DUDE,
00:50:11
>> WHY IS THERE AN ENDERMAN in my base? How
00:50:14
the [ __ ] is an enderman in my base?
00:50:17
>> I got to get I got to get a bucket and
00:50:18
lava. I'm This is It's over. It's over.
00:50:21
No, y'all started a war. IT'S OVER.
00:50:22
>> YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS.
00:50:24
>> YOU WERE TRYING FOR WHAT?
00:50:25
>> BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. FOR WHAT?
00:50:27
>> CUZ YOU'RE TRYING TO BURN MY HOUSE NOW.
00:50:30
>> Come on, Sparky. It's time foring
00:50:32
battle,
00:50:33
>> bro. [ __ ] your stupid horse, bro.
00:50:36
[laughter]
00:50:37
>> Yeah, you like digging tunnels. Why
00:50:39
don't you go live in a [ __ ] tunnel,
00:50:40
huh? >> Oh, it'd be so much better than living
00:50:42
near you guys. [ __ ] you guys,
00:50:47
>> bro. What are you doing?
00:50:49
>> What is wrong with you,
00:50:50
>> bro? I'm just checking some [ __ ]
00:50:51
>> Look at what you've done. Why
00:50:54
>> for what? Axelottle's dead
00:50:56
>> for what? For what reason?
00:50:58
>> What do you mean,
00:50:59
>> bro?
00:51:02
>> Really?
00:51:05
>> Bro, [ __ ] Saddam Hussein mother.
00:51:07
>> This is what happens. This is what
00:51:09
happens when you start a [ __ ] war,
00:51:10
bro. That you can't finish.
00:51:12
>> Triffy is going to [ __ ] you up, dude.
00:51:15
>> Trippy.
00:51:16
>> Trippy is going to you up. Oh my god.
00:51:19
The treehouse is The treehouse is just
00:51:22
It's Jover.
00:51:25
Hey, what are YOU DOING? NO, SPARKY. NO,
00:51:29
[screaming]
00:51:30
SPARKY. YOU MOTHERUCKER,
00:51:33
BRO. That's it.
00:51:41
It's all getting lit on fire. Yeah,
00:51:43
dude. You want to burn my house? You
00:51:45
want to burn my [ __ ] house, [ __ ]
00:51:47
[laughter]
00:51:49
Trippy. Look at what he's done.
00:51:51
>> Yeah, I know. I see that.
00:51:53
>> Sparky's dead, dude.
00:51:54
>> He killed Sparky. You are such a [ __ ]
00:51:57
>> Sparky's dead,
00:51:58
>> dude. It's his fault, man. He was
00:52:00
attacking me. It was self-defense.
00:52:01
>> Sparky is dead.
00:52:02
>> Ain't no way Sparky would do that. He
00:52:04
wouldn't touch anyone.
00:52:05
>> Sparky's dead.
00:52:06
>> Y'all ruined it, bro. Ban got off for 3
00:52:07
seconds and look what happened.
00:52:09
>> This is your fault, bro.
00:52:10
>> Dude, you dug a [ __ ] Saddam Hussein
00:52:12
tunnel.
00:52:16
>> [laughter]
00:52:18
>> Dude, look at our house, bro. Look at
00:52:20
our house. >> It's not a house. It used to be a home.
00:52:22
>> We have [ __ ] in the chest. Look at Look
00:52:24
at Dude. Oh my god. This is insane.
00:52:29
>> It used to be a home.
00:52:30
>> Don't worry, we can fix this.
00:52:32
>> It used to be. >> We can rebuild.
00:52:34
>> Can we? I think it I think it's Bro,
00:52:38
>> at least the Wait, what the Why is there
00:52:41
an axelottle there? Look, there's an
00:52:43
axelottle.
00:52:44
What the [ __ ] dude? Oh my god. All of
00:52:48
our loot is gone. It all It just It Oh,
00:52:50
wait. Never mind. Never mind. It's in
00:52:52
here. I don't think they burn. I hope
00:52:54
they don't burn,
00:52:55
>> bro.
00:52:57
Everything's just going to be
00:52:58
cobblestone.
00:52:59
>> Actually, you know what?
00:53:01
>> It's going to be stronger. It's going to
00:53:03
be stronger.
00:53:04
>> Oh, our base is now He doesn't know what
00:53:07
he's done, but he's made our base
00:53:09
stronger. [laughter]
00:53:10
>> This is going to look so great.
00:53:13
Yummy tried to swim in lava.
00:53:17
[ __ ] Certified [ __ ]
00:53:19
>> Dude, Bolan's going to get on tomorrow
00:53:21
and be like, "What the happened?"
00:53:22
>> What happened to the treehouse,
00:53:24
>> dude? Wait, his house might catch on
00:53:26
fire. We actually can't let his house
00:53:27
burn,
00:53:28
>> dude. His tree is on fire over there. Oh
00:53:30
god.
00:53:31
>> I know. It's getting close. Oh, wait.
00:53:33
Oh, it's raining. We're good. Oh, dude.
00:53:34
It couldn't have been raining like 25
00:53:36
minutes ago. >> Hey, bro. Why did y'all do this, man?
00:53:39
Dude, you almost caught Kim Bullwan's
00:53:41
house on fire.
00:53:43
>> Yeah, dude. You're lucky it started to
00:53:44
rain because this tree caught on fire
00:53:46
right here and it was getting really
00:53:47
close. [laughter]
00:53:49
>> Banan [ __ ] is the only thing that can't
00:53:50
be touched.
00:53:51
>> Dude, why? Every time we play, we get
00:53:53
on, it goes good.
00:53:55
>> We start to do something. We start to do
00:53:56
anything,
00:53:57
>> man. I don't know what to tell you.
00:53:58
>> Nah, you just made our [ __ ] stronger.
00:54:00
That's all you did. I
00:54:01
>> turned it from leaf to stone.
00:54:03
>> There's [ __ ] obsidian in this [ __ ]
00:54:05
ass now. Nah, I [ __ ] with this, bro. Get
00:54:07
the lava. Oh, we need more lava.
00:54:09
>> Dude, it looks like a It looks like aing
00:54:11
bomb got dropped on [laughter] our base.
00:54:13
>> This is gnarly.
00:54:15
>> What is Dude, where's our chest or gone?
00:54:19
>> It's dirt over there.
00:54:20
>> Oh, there's more lava.
00:54:21
>> Yeah. Look at Look at this. Did we fight
00:54:22
and we both end up living in a [ __ ]
00:54:24
pit?
00:54:25
>> This is what war does to people, man.
00:54:27
>> Where did my chest go?
00:54:28
>> You took my bed. You took my blue bed.
00:54:31
>> No, I did not.
00:54:32
>> Bro, that was ours.
00:54:34
>> No, you're full of [ __ ] bro. That's my
00:54:35
bed. I'm taking it back.
00:54:36
>> No, you're not. I get the
00:54:37
>> wait for my jet. [laughter]
00:54:38
>> You like the rat tunnel to steal your
00:54:39
[ __ ] You didn't know for a long time.
00:54:41
It was pretty funny. >> Oh, yeah. I loved it, dude. It was
00:54:43
great. >> Yeah, this that was awesome.
00:54:44
>> It's pretty funny, dude. I mean, come
00:54:46
on. >> Yeah, it was really funny.
00:54:47
>> Maybe one day we're going to do
00:54:50
something. >> Look at this, dude. Look at Look at
00:54:53
Bullwin's peaceful abode,
00:54:55
>> right? Like, he made just a nice little
00:54:57
house at top the hill and now this
00:55:00
>> it it literally looks like a bomb got
00:55:02
dropped. And there's It looks like a
00:55:04
volcano. It looks like a bomb got
00:55:05
dropped on the side of a volcano.
00:55:07
>> His property value went down with y'all
00:55:09
living next to him.
00:55:10
>> Yeah, >> dude. This lava is going to burn down
00:55:12
the whole forest.
00:55:14
>> Damn, there's so many eggs.
00:55:16
>> I cannot believe our house was going so
00:55:17
well and it's just ruined.
00:55:20
>> So, let me guess, Trippy. You took all
00:55:21
my [ __ ] off my grave over there.
00:55:22
>> No, it's sitting in a uh chest. You b
00:55:26
>> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Really?
00:55:28
>> Where? >> Where you died? I mean,
00:55:30
>> in this green one right here, you said,
00:55:32
>> "Dude, I swear to [ __ ] god, boy.
00:55:36
[laughter]
00:55:37
>> I'll ban you."
00:55:38
>> All right, dude. All right, dude.
00:55:39
>> You're going to get banned from our
00:55:41
Minecraft server.
00:55:42
>> I'll ban >> Don't ever talk to me again. I'm going
00:55:43
to die.
00:55:44
>> That'd be a shame. [laughter]
00:55:46
>> I am going to die.
00:55:49
>> Oh, man.
00:55:50
>> Your bed is probably in a hole over
00:55:53
there. >> Dude, this is hilarious, bro. Like, we
00:55:55
got like the room back here with our
00:55:56
chest.
00:55:57
>> A room. >> This is great. You call this a room?
00:56:00
>> It's a vault.
00:56:01
>> Yeah.
00:56:02
>> Very secure.
00:56:03
>> Yeah. >> Oh, look. We got some light.
00:56:05
>> Yeah. Some natural light. Dude, that's
00:56:07
going to burn the chest.
00:56:08
>> Oh, we're good. Look at that. Now,
00:56:12
that's sweet.
00:56:13
>> Yeah, dude. That's real, really nice.
00:56:15
>> All right. Maybe I should cover that up.
00:56:17
All right. Look, you got furnaces right
00:56:19
here.
00:56:20
>> Yeah.
00:56:21
>> Or lava.
00:56:22
>> Yeah. This is actually now worse than
00:56:24
the base I built yesterday, which I
00:56:26
didn't think was going to be possible.
00:56:28
>> Yeah, for a second there, we kind of had
00:56:30
something special. Oh,
00:56:34
god damn. There's more lava right here.
00:56:36
Now we're not safe, dude.
00:56:38
>> Dude, we're down a home. Sparky ising
00:56:42
dead. >> I can't believe he killed Sparky. That
00:56:43
was just so uncalled for.
00:56:45
>> Soing unnecessary. You know what? I'm
00:56:47
going to make him a sign.
00:56:50
>> [laughter]
00:56:56
[laughter]
00:56:57
>> More than a pet, a friend.
00:57:02
>> Oh, dude, with the rain, too. It's so
00:57:04
[laughter] sad.
00:57:05
>> You get the sad music going.
00:57:08
>> F in the chat for Sparky.
00:57:10
>> One of the best.
00:57:12
>> One of the best to ever do it. Editor,
00:57:14
can I get a a black and white montage in
00:57:17
slow motion of all the moments I have
00:57:18
with Sparky? [laughter]
00:57:20
I'm riding you, boy. Oh, he bucked me
00:57:22
off. I'm riding you, boy. He bucked me
00:57:24
off. He doesn't like me very much.
00:57:27
>> He really doesn't. >> You will be mine.
00:57:29
>> Oh, he loves me.
00:57:30
>> Oh, he loves him. >> Best friend forever. Best friend
00:57:32
forever. Best friend forever.
00:57:35
>> Oh, yeah. I burnt his house to theing
00:57:37
ground. >> Yeah. Should we get the creeper to blow
00:57:38
up his chest?
00:57:40
>> I think I think now is not the time for
00:57:43
war.
00:57:44
>> Yeah, probably come together.
00:57:46
>> It's not what Sparky would have wanted,
00:57:47
>> dude. His house is just like so nice,
00:57:49
whatever. And then it's just this. I
00:57:51
can't believe it. >> Mhm.
00:57:53
>> It was going so good, man. Why did he do
00:57:55
this to us,
00:57:57
>> dude? Bull one's going to going to get
00:58:00
on, walk over here, see this, and then
00:58:02
read the sign and be like, "Yep, I know
00:58:04
exactly what happened." [laughter]
00:58:10
All right. Well,
00:58:12
>> yummy.
00:58:14
>> Yeah, I'm calling it, dude.
00:58:15
>> Yeah, I think I'm going to call it, too.
00:58:16
Should we can put our beds in like a
00:58:20
somewhat >> safe? Let's put them in the secure room
00:58:23
over here.
00:58:24
>> Yeah, the vault.
00:58:25
>> I'll take Bull B one's uh housewarming
00:58:28
gift here, too.
00:58:30
>> What's up, you [ __ ] Yo, you just took
00:58:32
B one'sing housewarming gift. Give it
00:58:34
back. >> I dropped it.
00:58:35
>> I just closed in our back wall.
00:58:38
>> All right, sweet.
00:58:39
>> If you can even.
00:58:41
>> All right, just don't dig you up because
00:58:43
there's lava above us.
00:58:45
It's not good.
00:58:46
>> Noted.
00:58:48
>> You have lava dripping onto your bed.
00:58:51
>> I I know. Try [laughter] to keep me
00:58:53
warm. >> I have lava dripping onto mine, too,
00:58:55
dude.
00:58:57
>> We're in a place, man.
00:58:58
>> We're in a shack, bro.
00:59:00
>> We're in Shaquille O'Neal.
00:59:02
>> I have Hold on. I have a door. There we
00:59:04
go. We're safe. We're safe from the
00:59:06
elements except for the lava that is
00:59:08
currently dripping onto our place. We
00:59:11
rest our head. All right. This is where
00:59:12
I I'm going to call it. Day number three
00:59:14
is over.
00:59:16
This is This is now our home. The the
00:59:20
remains of the war. If you guys enjoyed
00:59:22
this, let me know. Leave a like,
00:59:23
comment, subscribe. Day number three.
00:59:26
Day number three, baby. Yeah, we shall
00:59:29
rebuild.
00:59:31
All right. Peace y'all. Have a good one.
00:59:34
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00:59:35
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00:59:38
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00:59:42
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00:59:45
[ __ ] Well, I traded my Gucci for a can
00:59:48
of dip, but I [music] still use my
00:59:51
sister for that sexual relationship. You
00:59:53
too can kiss my HONKY ASS. I GOT ALL
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THEIR MONEY AND THEY AIN'T GETTING IT
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