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With Mario Kart World out, the iconic00:00:02
Mario Kart franchise has produced nine00:00:04
whole games over the course of three and00:00:06
a half decades, not including Mario Kart00:00:08
Tour because I'm a dirty hater. With so00:00:10
many games to look back on, I decided to00:00:12
play through every single iteration of00:00:14
the classic Mushroom Cup to see not only00:00:16
how much the circuits have evolved over00:00:18
the years, but compare how they even00:00:20
hold up next to each [music] other. And00:00:22
as someone who hasn't actually played00:00:24
all of them until filming this video,00:00:26
holy crap, this series has gone through00:00:28
some growing pains. All right, first00:00:30
off, we've got Super Mario Kart from00:00:33
1992.00:00:35
I'm excited for this one just because00:00:37
I've never played this game ever. So,00:00:39
please do not judge me. I I'm trying my00:00:42
best. Ooh, I think it's very obvious00:00:44
that I got to play Bowser, my dude. I00:00:47
love Bowser.00:00:50
Is there like startup boost in this?00:00:53
Probably, but I don't think I did it.00:00:55
Whoa. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, I'm in trouble.00:00:59
How is he so Okay, maybe I just don't00:01:02
drift.00:01:03
Wo! Okay, I'm I'm going to not drift00:01:07
because that makes me go way to the the00:01:10
other side. How do I use my item? Did I00:01:13
use it? It's It's gone. When did I use00:01:15
it? It didn't look like I went any00:01:17
faster. Oh, we're first banana.00:01:19
[laughter] I'm so tiny. I'm about to00:01:22
laugh someone. Who is that? Koopa. Uh00:01:25
yeah, that ain't too bad. Okay, so like00:01:29
as long as I just didn't drift. The00:01:31
drift was crazy. It made me slip so far00:01:35
out. I meant to pay attention to the00:01:37
course. I forgot that's what I'm doing.00:01:40
I'm comparing them all. Okay, so this is00:01:42
Donut Plains. I think Mario's out front.00:01:45
Of course he is.00:01:46
>> Let's go.00:01:47
>> How the [ __ ] do you have a How the [ __ ]00:01:49
do you have a star in first? How do you00:01:51
have a star in second? And I just got00:01:53
Koopa Shell. I don't think we're hitting00:01:55
first place this time, guys. Okay, we're00:01:57
we're climbing. We're climbing. Uh ah00:02:00
[ __ ] Uhoh. Uhoh.00:02:03
Please. I'm begging you. How many laps00:02:05
are in this thing? Five laps. Okay,00:02:09
this is so hard. Mario's already No, I'm00:02:13
doing the same thing again. They're00:02:15
already Okay, at least let me get00:02:17
seventh, please.00:02:21
I peaked and now I've fallen off. Ranked00:02:24
out. Retry. I have to retry it. Oh, I am00:02:28
like not even drifting. I'm just taking00:02:30
my hand off the the steering. I don't00:02:33
know if that's the strat. I don't think00:02:34
so. But ooh, it doesn't really feel that00:02:37
good. This is good. This is fine. We00:02:39
chill. Can I get a star? [ __ ] you. All I00:02:42
have to do is Yeah. drive well and not00:02:46
hit the the walls and I think I'm good.00:02:49
Final. Okay, we got this. We got this.00:02:51
Look at my insane breakaway. Lock in.00:02:55
Yeah. Okay. I expected this one to be a00:02:58
lot harder because I heard a lot of bad00:03:00
things about this, but I don't know. I I00:03:02
think I'm adapting pretty quickly. I get00:03:04
to hold the flag. Everyone else is00:03:06
spinning out. Oh, what is this? Boo00:03:09
haunted house. I'm just going to I don't00:03:12
know. I don't know. I don't know the00:03:14
timing. Everyone just speeds past me.00:03:17
The feather. Oh, damn. What the Whoa.00:03:20
Yeah, I was never going to be able to00:03:22
use that correctly.00:03:24
SLOW DOWN. [screaming] HOW does he get00:03:26
that and I get banana? That's Am I even00:03:30
able to do that? I want to use the00:03:32
shortcut, but I'm too scared. Let's use00:03:34
it here.00:03:36
I swear I clicked it. Do I just have to00:03:39
get at least fourth? Fourth. Let's take00:03:41
fourth. I think that's okay. I think00:03:43
that's okay. All the courses are pretty00:03:46
simple. That one was kind of just like a00:03:48
wiggly circle. A lot of these I have00:03:51
played Super Circuit, so I'm familiar00:03:53
with a lot of these because of that.00:03:57
>> Did I get him? No. How did he avoid00:03:59
that? He knows things. This is my house.00:04:02
I should be able to do it. How do they00:04:04
even That's not even legal. Whenever I00:04:06
get close to them, they just activate a00:04:08
star. How? I think they're cheating,00:04:11
guys. I think they're cheating. Okay,00:04:13
I'm still in third. I'm still I'm00:04:14
second. Not doing too bad.00:04:17
>> Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna have to00:04:22
Google something after this. I have00:04:24
hypothesis.00:04:26
Oh, what is that? I hit the mushroom on00:04:29
the road and I just spin out. Wa. Okay,00:04:32
let's Okay, I keep just WHY AM I GOING00:04:35
BACKWARDS? OH,00:04:37
what happened? Why did I start? I didn't00:04:40
reverse. I was pressing A. Okay, so I00:04:44
have one more life for the entire run.00:04:46
So that's okay. I think I can do that00:04:47
then. Is my acceleration the problem? Is00:04:51
that just no startup boost and Bowser's00:04:53
just really heavy? Yeah, I'm not even00:04:55
attempting to drift ever. No, no star00:04:57
that time, [ __ ] This is okay. It's00:05:00
okay. I have a red shell in case Mario00:05:02
has any funny ideas. I've got a good00:05:04
breakaway. Going to get you just cuz I'm00:05:06
angry. Just cuz I'm a hateful, spiteful00:05:08
person. Okay, we're good. We're good.00:05:10
Yes. Okay, that was cute. Seems really00:05:13
glitchy and I feel like the computers00:05:16
cheat to high heavens, but I don't know00:05:18
the mechanics. I just don't think you00:05:20
should be able to pull a star in first00:05:22
place. I never pulled a star in first00:05:24
place. That's all I'm saying.00:05:27
>> Wait, are we doing another one? Oh,00:05:29
okay. This one's fun. I like how it has00:05:31
like a little crossroads here. Yeah,00:05:34
this is iconic. Mario, he's always there00:05:37
when I'm when I'm messing up. He's00:05:39
always there. Stay away from me. He's00:05:42
got to activate a star as soon as get I00:05:44
get get close to him. I just know it. I00:05:45
see him on the map. Yeah. I don't even00:05:47
know how you're supposed to play this00:05:49
with actual drifting. It's It feels like00:05:51
it's tighter to just turn and not press00:05:54
A.00:05:56
Oh, come on. He It went through him.00:05:59
No way. The elusive star in second. Oh,00:06:04
I fumbled. I fumbled. I want to hit him00:06:05
so bad. I got it. Yes. Okay, that that00:06:10
was glitch. I won, right?00:06:13
Yeah. Do I get to have a trophy? Yeah.00:06:16
What is that? A beer bottle? Ow. Oh, no.00:06:20
It's champagne. Oh, cute. Oh, Bowser in00:06:24
the champagne bottle. Bowser wins the00:06:27
gold. Great race. Thank you. Yeah, it's00:06:30
cute. It was simple. Is it the [music]00:06:32
best one? Probably not. Mario Kart 64.00:06:37
I'm going into this one pretty blind00:06:38
[music] as well. Wait, I don't like how00:06:40
Mario's like staring at me like that00:06:42
with his eyes. Was Wario in the last00:06:44
one? No, it was Koopa. They got rid of00:06:46
Koopa real fast. Oh, so it's already00:06:49
very different. I didn't know Mumu Farm00:06:52
was this old. Do we have acceleration00:06:54
boost? Holy [ __ ] I went before the00:06:56
thing. Am I crazy? Did I just go before00:06:58
it even started? Can I do that? Am I00:07:00
out? Am I disqualified? Whoa, the00:07:03
camera. Oh, this is instantly different.00:07:05
How do I activate my [ __ ] idiot? Okay,00:07:10
go get that. It's to totally real. I00:07:12
promise. Look, I love drifting in Mario00:07:14
Kart, but we're not at a point in00:07:16
drifting where Whoa, where'd you come00:07:18
from? We're not in a Whoa! point where I00:07:22
know how to drift right now. Where did I00:07:25
get hit? Did I just do a celebratory00:07:27
donut in the middle of the race? Check00:07:29
yourself. Check yourself. Don't make me.00:07:31
Don't make me.00:07:33
with his dying breath. The upgrade from00:07:35
this one and the SNES version is pretty00:07:37
crazy, actually. Yoshi, get away from00:07:40
me. See, it happens to you every time.00:07:44
Oh my god, that was actually like a00:07:46
close photo finish. This one already00:07:48
feels much better. I'm already having00:07:50
way more fun with this. Ooh, mumu. Wait.00:07:53
Okay, so how do I do it? Can I just wa00:07:56
I'm kind of getting used to the drift.00:07:58
Okay, never mind. Oh [ __ ] How did I I00:08:01
accidentally threw that out. Whoa,00:08:02
there's rats. I moles. Oh, the wall.00:08:06
It's hard to know like where I'm00:08:07
supposed to go. I will say it's hard to00:08:09
read the track when it's all just like00:08:11
brown dirt. Oh [ __ ] Sorry. That was00:08:14
that one felt like BM.00:08:16
No. How did that happen? No. No. No. No.00:08:19
[ __ ] I that that was a skill issue. I'm00:08:22
not feeling like any tracks are going to00:08:24
be feeling all that crazy for a while.00:08:27
Okay. Well, that I never really like00:08:29
pulling blue shells because it doesn't00:08:30
benefit me all that much. Yeah, it's00:08:32
over. So over for me. Sorry, Toad. You00:08:35
didn't deserve that. Ooh, tiny. Get00:08:38
squished. Ah, karma. It takes so long00:08:42
for me to [music] get my speed back up.00:08:44
Is that a Bowser thing? Crabs. I can't I00:08:47
just can't avoid them. Oh my god. Don't00:08:49
you dare give me bananas.00:08:54
Okay, get out of here. The tree finally00:08:57
pays.00:08:59
>> No, I swear they they go for me. This00:09:02
the crabs. He wants to get run over.00:09:04
Yoshi's so good. All things considered,00:09:07
I feel like I'm doing pretty good. You00:09:09
can't feel it, but I hope you can see00:09:11
this [ __ ] is slippery. Like when I turn,00:09:14
he yanks the steering wheel all the way00:09:17
to the side. There is no subtlety in the00:09:20
steering of Bowser. Oh, wait. This this00:09:22
map. What are we supposed TO DO HERE?00:09:27
WHAT THE? GET me out of here. Are we00:09:30
supposed to just stop?00:09:33
>> Okay. [laughter] >> Luigi.00:09:34
>> Luigi's what? Yoshi, these are just car.00:09:37
These are just names. This is a pretty00:09:38
long track. It looks like it's like two00:09:41
circles. The most complicated thing they00:09:43
could think. Oh my god. Yoshi, I hate00:09:45
you. No train. Thank god. Good luck to00:09:47
everyone behind us. We can take a crazy00:09:50
shortcut. Holy [ __ ] This shortcut is00:09:52
crazy. Okay, get away from me. Stay00:09:56
away. I'm armed. So, instantly they Oh,00:09:59
what are you doing? Just standing there.00:10:00
Let's just keep going. Did Yoshi go past00:10:02
it? Yoshi made it through.00:10:05
They're going Why did it GO TO THE LEFT?00:10:08
They went horizontal. Bananas. Five00:10:10
bananas. My gosh, my greed knows no00:10:13
bounds. Yoshi just had a crazy front run00:10:16
[music] the entire time. H I guess I'm00:10:19
getting second this cup. That track was00:10:22
interesting. What was up with the train?00:10:24
Like, I'm glad that it was only the00:10:26
first lap, but what? Honestly, that's00:10:29
hilarious. Like, it's horrible design00:10:31
for Mario Kart, but that is funny. Is00:10:33
this the Is this like the actual map00:10:35
from Mario 64? Did they just like drag00:10:38
and drop it into this game? Wow.00:10:42
Oh my gosh. The cheap looks even worse00:10:44
in this game. They don't look like that.00:10:46
They just didn't know what he was00:10:48
supposed to look like yet. my beautiful00:10:50
second place trophy spewing confetti all00:10:53
over me.00:10:54
>> Congratulations.00:10:56
>> Congratulations.00:10:58
Yeah, Mario Super Circuit. I think this00:11:03
is like the first video game I've ever00:11:05
[music] played in my entire life. Like I00:11:08
remember as a little baby croc with my00:11:10
tiny purple GBA [music] with no00:11:12
backlight having to sit off the side of00:11:14
a couch onto the table under a lamp to00:11:17
play the game and see it. [music] And00:11:19
that's just what I had to do. Oh, this00:11:21
is this is Mario Kart right here. I love00:11:24
how Yoshi just like cranks that [ __ ]00:11:28
No, we're playing Bowser, though. Speed00:11:30
one. Heavy as [ __ ] Let's just jump00:11:33
right in. I'm pumped. Let's do it.00:11:37
Oh no. Okay. I'm not remembering how I'm00:11:40
not remembering this feeling. Everything00:11:42
looks much better, but holy [ __ ] this00:11:44
just feels like the SNES version again.00:11:48
Yeah, this has got to be a SNES. Oh my00:11:51
gosh, I thought I was doing cool [ __ ]00:11:53
with [music] my third place star, but00:11:55
Peach busted out the first place star.00:11:57
I'm just way more nostalgic for this,00:11:59
but [music] the N64 felt better. Shy Guy00:12:02
Beach. This is again just a circle, but00:12:05
you go in the water a little bit.00:12:08
Damn, they killed Yoshi. I heard that.00:12:11
Ah. Oh my god. I didn't even That was a00:12:13
wy coyote red shell. Doesn't hit me00:12:15
until I see it. I'm just taking the00:12:17
shortcut. SHE KNOWS THE SHORTCUT. WHAT?00:12:20
Who did that?00:12:22
Donkey Kong didn't even pass me. Just a00:12:24
hater. Ooh. Let's see. This one. This00:12:26
one's pretty. I I I burned out. What? Oh00:12:31
god, I need coins. Give me that one00:12:34
coin. One coin for that movement. I'm00:12:36
washed. Mario, watch yourself. Just00:12:38
kidding. You never stood a chance. Ah,00:12:40
okay. The drift is like delayed. Oh no,00:12:44
that was awful. Ladu, I would have liked00:12:47
a little bit more help there. Okay, all00:12:49
the way around. All the way around.00:12:52
What? Why? No, I'm stuck. Reverse. Latu,00:12:57
help me. My race is over.00:13:01
Stop. Stop. No. Lacatu, do your job. Oh,00:13:06
I'm going to get lapped. Bowser's never00:13:08
going to show his face again.00:13:11
Yeah, that's really helping me out.00:13:17
I can't show my face. I can't. That00:13:20
shit's just embarrassing. It's00:13:22
interesting. There's like lives. It's00:13:25
kind of a retro thing because of like00:13:27
arcade cabinets. I get it there.00:13:29
Whenever I see lives, it's [music] kind00:13:30
of just like, why? I'm just going to00:13:32
play the game again. I will say this map00:13:34
is not a circle anymore. They're getting00:13:37
kind of creative and funky with it. I00:13:39
will end you. Okay. I didn't want to00:13:42
land like out of bounds cuz Lacatu00:13:44
wouldn't do [ __ ] for me. Do you guys00:13:46
have no idea how slippery this [ __ ] is?00:13:50
No. Do you see? It's I just don't expect00:13:54
to be able to have so much control while00:13:57
in the air like that.00:14:00
Why is she not getting hit? Why is she00:14:02
not getting hit? Gotcha.00:14:04
Ph. From eighth to first. [music] We're00:14:07
so bad. Oh, but I love Bowser's castle.00:14:10
Courses. Always have. Bowser is so cool.00:14:14
Oh no, I need coins. Don't touch me. I00:14:16
need coins. What if I get you? Okay, she00:14:18
got back. How is she back spam? How did00:14:20
she do that?00:14:23
What was that? Was that a blue shell?00:14:24
Did the blue shell get burned in the00:14:27
lava pit? Am I hallucinating? Go, go,00:14:29
go, go, go. I think I won. Uh, this is00:14:33
that cheap. When will they get the cheap00:14:35
jeep, right? All the other characters00:14:37
look about how they look now, but the00:14:39
cheap, they cannot figure that guy out.00:14:41
I feel very nostalgic for this one, but00:14:44
kind of kind of is hard.00:14:49
Oh, I played Double Dash so much. This00:14:53
is my jam. Obviously, I got to go00:14:56
Bowser. And I always liked Paratroopa. I00:14:59
love this guy. And we can finally choose00:15:00
our carts. Actually, the other ones have00:15:02
better acceleration, but this one's the00:15:05
coolest looking one, so I pick it. Luigi00:15:08
Circuit again. Peach [music] Beach Baby00:15:11
Park on Mushroom Cup. Ah, I'm a Baby00:15:14
Park hater. I can't believe they put00:15:16
this [ __ ] in the mushroom cup. Is this00:15:19
the first time they made Baby Park? Is00:15:21
Baby Park from Double Dash? An ending on00:15:23
Dry Dry Desert. Double dash mushroom cup00:15:26
kind of flops. All right, let's play it00:15:28
though. All right. All right. Okay, I00:15:30
did it wrong. Holy [ __ ] I feel like00:15:33
it's over. This one feels really00:15:35
slippery, too. Is there [music]00:15:36
drifting? Absolutely. Juggling that00:15:38
[ __ ] Wa. That's not the line I wanted.00:15:40
Uh, no. No, no, no, no. Okay, I saw that00:15:42
happening a mile away. I'm sorry. Oh,00:15:45
yeah, because there's more buttons. I00:15:47
can't I can't avoid it. I just My brain00:15:49
can't comprehend. Oh god, I'm just00:15:52
getting hit by everything. There's so00:15:53
much [ __ ] all over the road. Oh my gosh.00:15:56
Everyone got hit by that one thing. No,00:15:58
no, no.00:15:59
Give me this. I can't do it. This one's00:16:02
so hard to control. How did I do it? Oh00:16:05
my gosh. I I threaded that needle of all00:16:08
things. Gung-ho at the end. Ah. Yes. Oh,00:16:12
that was close. What? What? They're00:16:13
upset. Fourth used to be pretty good.00:16:17
No, don't play the sad music at me.00:16:20
Peach Beach. The drifting on this one is00:16:22
[music] not too bad. There's just so00:16:24
many shoulder buttons that [screaming]00:16:27
Okay, sorry, dude. This game is also00:16:29
very s Okay, egg. Look out, egg. Excuse00:16:31
me. Excuse me, please. Okay, that's00:16:33
okay. That's okay. It's okay. Oh, he00:16:34
kind of like boosted me. Ah, don't hit00:16:36
it. I see like one obstacle in the road.00:16:39
I'm like, I'm hitting it. There's00:16:40
nothing I can do. Yes. Okay. A little00:16:43
undeserved, but I'll take it. Why is00:16:46
Peach paired with Warriio?00:16:48
No. I can't believe door I almost said00:16:51
Door Dash. I can't believe Double Dash00:16:53
invented this [ __ ] Oh my gosh. I don't00:16:57
think he should be able to bump me that00:16:58
much.00:17:00
Yeah. Okay, that the Bowser shell on00:17:04
baby part is kind of crazy. It lasts00:17:07
forever. Why? When does that thing00:17:08
break? It's still going. Is Okay, I was00:17:11
going to say, is that thing just there00:17:12
for the rest of the race? Okay, it's not00:17:14
it. Egg. Someone laid an egg in the00:17:16
course. See, that's a good way. Ah, no.00:17:18
No. Please, please, please, please,00:17:20
please, please. Okay, I thought that was00:17:22
the hit. I'll take second. I couldn't00:17:23
keep track how many laps there were. I00:17:25
know it's somewhere on the the00:17:26
information is in front of me. I was00:17:28
just not looking at the right places.00:17:29
I'm a dry dry desert hater. I've never00:17:31
liked it. Oh no, I'm a master. I'm kind00:17:35
of crazy. I'm I'm so good. That's not00:17:38
fair. He Freddy Fazbeared me. Throw it00:17:41
forward. No, don't. I was I was going to00:17:43
turn it off if I hit my own banana like00:17:45
that. The courses are still all just00:17:47
like glorified circles, but they're00:17:50
trying to get wacky with it. A [ __ ] But00:17:52
when you look at the grand the grand00:17:54
scheme of everything, it still is00:17:55
circle.00:17:57
You're joking. Bowser's fat ass didn't00:17:59
hit either of those. I know if I have00:18:02
Bowser out like this. Please. They took00:18:04
so long to respawn. The baby's greed00:18:07
knows no bounds. Please, please, please,00:18:09
please, please, please, please go.00:18:11
Double dash is hard.00:18:15
Yeah. Oh my god, they're shaking it.00:18:18
Holy [ __ ] they are into it. Oh, this is00:18:20
cute. The awards ceremonies, I miss them00:18:23
so much, actually. Seeing them now, it00:18:26
just feels fun. Yay, third place. Not00:18:29
too bad. My name.00:18:32
I'm anonymous. You'll never know who00:18:34
placed third on the Mushroom Cup. I00:18:37
didn't expect to do this bad on door on00:18:39
I keep saying Door Dash. I didn't expect00:18:41
to do this bad on Double Dash, but I had00:18:44
fun.00:18:45
Mario Kart DS. I don't know why, but I00:18:50
just never owned this one. This is00:18:53
somehow the first time I've Oh, no. That00:18:55
is not my name. I don't know where you00:18:56
got that from. Create a custom emblem. I00:18:59
can make like a little Wait, look at00:19:01
Mario go. He's like, "Go paint." I00:19:04
didn't expect to be doing art. Oh gosh,00:19:07
this doesn't look good. I don't know00:19:09
what it should look [music] like. This00:19:11
is This is not Mario Kart. Let's make00:19:13
him mad because he he likes to win. I00:19:15
They're putting me on the spot. I don't00:19:16
know how to draw a crocodile. It doesn't00:19:20
look good. But we roll. Oh my gosh.00:19:23
License plate picture of a crocodile.00:19:26
You can't even see it on the Bowser00:19:28
mobile. Is his cart a foot? Oh, these00:19:31
are my two choices. [music]00:19:32
Normal cart or giant foot. All right,00:19:35
we've got figure eight circuit. Yoshi00:19:38
Falls cheap cheap beach is back [music]00:19:39
and Luigi's Mansion. They're realizing00:19:42
they can make not circles anymore. Okay,00:19:44
I win. I'm clicking the win button. I00:19:47
almost got myself Oh, what happened? Who00:19:49
got hit by what?00:19:51
Ow. How did it hit me on the side? I had00:19:54
the thing out. It's so over. I need a00:19:57
star. That's not what I want. Toad's00:20:00
Toad's on my ass. Okay, that was close.00:20:03
Bowser looks scared in his profile00:20:05
picture. He's like, "Ah, the startup00:20:07
boost is on two." Just kidding. I messed00:20:09
it up. I ate my words instantly.00:20:13
Ooh, star is rainbow finally. Really00:20:16
pretty. It's really bright. I don't know00:20:18
what's Okay, I messed up. I didn't think00:20:21
the curtains would be that strong. Oh my00:20:23
gosh, the current is still much stronger00:20:26
than I imagined.00:20:28
Oh, the bullet. Is this the first00:20:30
iteration of the bullet? Wow, that went00:20:33
really far and really fast. Well, not00:20:36
far and fast enough, I guess. But Bowser00:20:38
looks really silly in this one. My00:20:40
emblem. He wears it with pride. Okay,00:20:43
we're finally getting to some courses.00:20:44
I'm like, okay, I've [music] played00:20:46
these before.00:20:47
Oh my god, what is the boost? They00:20:50
really go easy on you in in modern games00:20:53
with the the burnout, but here it's you00:20:56
are done. Cheap chips. Oh, they look00:20:58
good finally. No, no, no, no, no.00:21:00
Goddamn ugly fish. They should have00:21:02
stayed ugly. This track is not too bad.00:21:04
I like how it's like bigger. [music]00:21:06
Like it can be a circle like this, but00:21:08
when it's this big, it doesn't feel like00:21:10
it. Whoa.00:21:12
Wow. She She touched me and went flying.00:21:15
Oh no. I definitely got that. They00:21:18
reached into my pocket and took IT FROM00:21:20
ME. AH. [screaming]00:21:22
GOD, that's bad. That sucked. D is a00:21:25
hard one. Luigi's Mansion. I think this00:21:28
is the first one where the environment00:21:30
is like a lot different. Do I do now? I00:21:34
don't know. I don't know.00:21:37
A bullet this early. Can I Can I smuggle00:21:39
this up? Giant walking tree. Oh, what?00:21:41
I've never seen that that guy before.00:21:43
Okay, let's get this while everyone's in00:21:44
the mud. Oh my gosh, the bullet's00:21:47
insane. I did not realize how much the00:21:50
bullet has been nerfed over the over the00:21:53
generations. Okay, I think this one's in00:21:55
[music] the bag, personally. Unless I00:21:57
hit the banana. Unless I hit two00:21:59
bananas. Please, no. Unless I hit two00:22:02
bananas. your blue shells, Mario. No,00:22:05
that's no way. No,00:22:11
that sucked. Everything just went Okay,00:22:14
I did hit two bananas. But the blue00:22:16
shell, that's rough. What did I get? Did00:22:18
I get Wo, we're drifted into it. What if00:22:21
I just win the race and I I take first00:22:24
place podium. Wow, look at this. What00:22:26
did I get? Second or was that third? I00:22:28
can't [music] tell. That feels about00:22:30
right. Mario Kart Wii. Oh, we're getting00:22:33
into the modern era. We ain't never seen00:22:36
this many characters in Mario Kart00:22:38
before. [music]00:22:39
Waluigi made it in. Two of the babies00:22:41
made it. Koopa Krooa's back. They let00:22:44
him back in. Oh, and we're finally00:22:47
getting to more cart selection. Of00:22:49
course, we're going to use the Flamer00:22:51
runner. What else would we possibly want00:22:53
to use? Luigi Circuit. That's a rerun.00:22:55
Mumu Meadows kind of. They like renamed00:22:58
it, I guess. Mushroom Gorge is new and00:23:01
Toad's [music] Factory is new. Okay,00:23:03
that's pretty good. That's a good load00:23:04
out. And Luigi is everywhere. They do00:23:06
not want you to forget that this is00:23:08
Luigi's circuit. This is already feeling00:23:11
so much better. This is Mario Kart. Ah.00:23:15
Ah. Oh my god. He's throwing everything00:23:17
at me. I'm going to trap that. That's00:23:19
probably not great because the computers00:23:20
are probably not taking that line and00:23:22
I'm the only one that takes that line.00:23:24
Where did they take so long to respond?00:23:28
Oh my gosh, they throw everything back.00:23:31
They do not want me to win. Can I get00:23:33
the snipe?00:23:36
Didn't matter.00:23:38
No. Oh, great. I was just not meant to00:23:40
win that one. Can we beat Wario? Wait,00:23:43
how do I How do I wheelie? How do I00:23:44
wheelie? So, we was when 12 [music]00:23:47
players was brought in. That's00:23:49
interesting. It feels like Mario Kart00:23:51
has always been 12 players. This inside00:23:54
drift is rough. I'm so used to slipping00:23:56
and sliding every time I drift. Oh god.00:24:00
See, when you play like five or six00:24:03
generations of slippery ass Mario Kart00:24:06
and then they give you a single inside00:24:09
drift cart, you just can't handle it.00:24:11
I'm just going to use this. Get me out00:24:12
of here. Ink.00:24:14
Nope.00:24:17
Okay, we all kind of struggled on that00:24:19
one. We're in first. No, the [ __ ]00:24:22
insect. If they knew that there going to00:24:24
be people doing cart racing, they should00:24:26
put the cows away. This is bad. Can we00:24:29
get second? Can we get second? We're not00:24:31
getting second. We're not even getting00:24:36
really now. Whatever. Whatever. I I feel00:24:40
like I would be playing much better if I00:24:43
just didn't play all of the other00:24:45
versions. I know you can trick in this.00:24:48
I just can't do it. I'm sorry. Oh, you00:24:50
look backwards. This is so helpful.00:24:53
Let's just not do anything optimally.00:24:55
Oh, I feel so bad. No, no, no, no, no,00:24:57
no. I can't believe I got target shocked00:24:59
there. Oh, the respawn is so bad. I00:25:02
can't do it. I can't do it. No. Why am I00:25:06
turning? Don't you dare put you. You He00:25:10
thought about it. He wanted to so bad. I00:25:13
would have gotten his ass fired if he00:25:14
dropped me on that banana. Don't want to00:25:16
be back here, but I'm so far behind. I'm00:25:19
just going to take this really tight.00:25:24
I'll take it. Oh, I'm not playing very00:25:26
well. Well, but this is the first Mario00:25:28
Kart that does feel intuitive. [music]00:25:30
Toad factory. This one's also pretty00:25:32
iconic. Throw it forward. Did I I got00:25:35
someone. I got like everyone. No, no,00:25:39
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get me up.00:25:42
Let's bring it back. Why the wall so00:25:46
bad? Maybe I'm just bad at the Wii game.00:25:50
Okay, it's only lap two. It's only lap00:25:52
two. I need a bullet. I need a bullet so00:25:54
bad. Give me a bullet.00:25:57
>> Okay,00:25:58
>> thank God. Thank the Lord. Go, go, go,00:26:01
go, go, go, go, go, go. Keep going. I00:26:02
don't want just keep going. Keep going.00:26:05
WE'RE SO BACK. NO, DON'T BUMP ME ON00:26:08
THIS. NO, IT WAS Why is it happening00:26:11
again? You're joking. How am I getting00:26:13
target shocked on tote factory? I hate00:26:16
them. I hate every single ONE OF THEM.00:26:18
NO. YES. GO, GO, GO. No way. No way.00:26:22
You're joking. You're joking. You're00:26:24
joking. I deserve it. I deserve every00:26:26
every single one placement I pass.00:26:29
Skill. Skill wins again. Yeah,00:26:33
I will take third. Haven't won a cup in00:26:37
a while. I feel like on the Switch I'm00:26:39
going to be doing well. Before we go to00:26:41
the Switch, we've got to play the old00:26:44
3DS Mario Kart 7. Looking back, I just00:26:47
did not play Mario Kart on the DS00:26:49
systems. Koopa's back. And they got rid00:26:51
of Wario. Weird weird decision, but00:26:54
okay. Ooh, and we got a lot of cards to00:26:56
choose from. This cart's called the00:26:58
Birthday Girl. All right. Toad Circuit,00:27:00
Daisy Hills, Cheap Cheap Lagoon, and Shy00:27:03
Guy Bazaar. No way. The Bizaar is in00:27:05
this game. I had no idea. I thought that00:27:07
was a Mario Kart world track. I'm down00:27:09
with that. This one also feels better.00:27:12
Ah, [ __ ] Go. Oh, no. No. No. As soon as00:27:16
I see something in the middle middle of00:27:18
the road, I have to hit it.00:27:21
Ah, I shouldn't should not have00:27:23
mushroomed there, I guess.00:27:25
What is the seven? Oh, I thought this00:27:29
was only for Mario Kart. Ah, [screaming]00:27:34
>> Mario, you stay in her goddamn lane.00:27:36
Holy [ __ ]00:27:38
Oh, that was it. Okay. Daisy Hills. I'm00:27:42
realizing so many courses that I thought00:27:43
were new were actually just in old ones.00:27:47
Insane shortcut. And here comes another00:27:49
one. Uh-oh. I was too greedy.00:27:53
What was that? Wait, there's a POV on00:27:56
Bowser in Mario Kart. No way. What does00:27:59
it look like? What? This is kind of00:28:01
epic, actually. I feel like I can drive00:28:03
better. Holy [ __ ] Why' they get rid of00:28:06
this?00:28:07
Oh no. If I was in third person, I would00:28:09
HAVE HIT THAT. OH, that felt fun, but I00:28:12
don't think it looked great for you00:28:14
guys. Okay, I can't believe I missed it.00:28:17
Oh, exactly. I hit my target. I got it.00:28:18
I got it. Bowser wins. Bowser wins. Yes,00:28:22
that one feels good. It's been a while00:28:24
since I've won a race. Ooh. Is the Is00:28:27
this the first underwater section? I00:28:30
guess it's hard for me to tell because I00:28:32
don't I'm only playing the first cup in00:28:34
every game.00:28:36
They're honking at me. What do you What00:28:37
do you mean you're honking in Mario00:28:39
Kart? I'll snipe you. Here it goes.00:28:42
Bowsery, you don't have to wind that00:28:44
[ __ ] up that hard. Damn, they have00:28:46
underwater and the gliders. 3DS brought00:28:48
a lot more to the Everyone's passing me.00:28:51
Oh. Ah.00:28:56
No, the [ __ ] craps again. All right,00:28:58
lock in. I like how the cloud had00:29:00
goggles that time. What is that sound?00:29:03
Oh, great. Oh, brother. Okay, let's00:29:06
let's cut this.00:29:10
The bizarre. I grinded this track on00:29:13
world, but I've never grinded like this00:29:16
section because I take the other route,00:29:18
the speedrun route. Die. What do you00:29:22
mean die?00:29:24
I should have got her over the the00:29:26
cliff. I could have been meaner. Dang00:29:28
it. Okay, gotcha. What a stupid little00:29:32
item, but it it worked out. Okay. Damn.00:29:35
He wants me. He wants to hit me with00:29:37
that banana so bad.00:29:39
>> Where did Mario go? Did he just like00:29:41
steer off the side? Can I trap that? No.00:29:45
Ah, that's okay.00:29:48
Third.00:29:50
It's It's okay. It's okay. I should have00:29:52
just played a little bit better,00:29:53
honestly. All right. I liked that one00:29:56
despite only getting third place. I want00:29:58
to win. I want to win. Oh, we are so00:30:02
back. I think I've played a Mario Kart 800:30:05
[music] Deluxe the most out of all the00:30:07
Mario Karts by far because this was like00:30:10
the main Mario Kart for like 10 years or00:30:12
however long it was. I know that I've00:30:15
been playing Wait, where is he? I know00:30:17
I've been playing Bowser this whole00:30:19
time, but I got to say Dry Bowser is my00:30:24
guy. We've got Mario Kart Stadium, Water00:30:27
Park, Sweet, Sweet Canyon, and Thamp00:30:29
Ruins. I'm so excited. I'm so back in my00:30:32
element now. It's really embarrassing if00:30:33
I lose. Yes, I'm on the Teddy Buggy.00:30:35
Yes, I'm a little bit of a sweat. Deal00:30:37
with it. I don't care. Wow, the camera00:30:39
feels really close, actually.00:30:42
Ah. How? How? How? How? Oh, I love Mario00:30:45
Kart. We're so back. We're so back. I00:30:47
haven't played eight Deluxe in so long.00:30:49
I've been really just playing. Ah, so00:30:51
I'm already forgetting that you can do00:30:53
things like hop. They nerfed hopping in00:30:54
[music] in world. Look at my insane00:30:57
lead. Yeah. Oh, I should not have thrown00:30:59
at that. Um Oh, I'm I'm throwing. I'm00:31:03
throwing. I'm throwing. Look at that.00:31:05
Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.00:31:08
They can't beat me on my home turf. I'm00:31:10
not even playing that well. There's00:31:12
another blue shell.00:31:14
Oh,00:31:16
huge. Oh my gosh. It's the Dry Bowser00:31:19
difference. It's simply the Dry Bowser00:31:21
difference. I'm doing my own race.00:31:23
Really00:31:24
the ink on this is the patterns can be00:31:26
pretty bad. Like I can still very much00:31:28
see.00:31:30
Woo. Now this is Mario Kart gaming. This00:31:33
is Mario Kart Gaming. Sweet, sweet00:31:35
Canyon.00:31:37
I haven't been able to really like show00:31:40
it off. Mario Kart Wii. It was much00:31:42
easier to dodge red shells if you stayed00:31:44
close enough to the wall in 8 Deluxe.00:31:47
The red shells are pretty unavoidable.00:31:51
Another bomb. When did I get this? Okay,00:31:53
well, just steal all my [ __ ] why don't00:31:55
you? Is there going to be a blue shell?00:31:56
I can definitely eat one still. Yeah,00:32:00
I'm too good. There's nothing you can00:32:02
do. My god, I guarantee that people who00:32:05
are stealing all this stuff from me do00:32:06
not want my single green shell. I'm just00:32:08
happy playing this game. This is the00:32:11
game that made me fall in love with00:32:12
Mario Kart. I like this map. It's okay.00:32:15
I haven't played it that much, but it's00:32:16
like a a B tier. I used to think this00:32:18
game looked really good and I do think00:32:20
it still does. But world has come out00:32:22
and now it's like it looks so simple00:32:24
now. I'm gonna go for the shortcut. I'm00:32:27
gonna do it. I'm not lined up for it.00:32:29
No. And the blue shell's coming. Okay,00:32:30
I'm just doing this. I think that was00:32:33
still better. Oh my god. Okay, optimal.00:32:35
Optimal. Missing the shortcut gave me00:32:38
the line to jump off the edge so the00:32:40
blue shell didn't affect me as much. And00:32:42
then I was in the air with the00:32:43
lightning. It's simply optimal.00:32:47
Okay. I didn't know that happened. He's00:32:48
got a mushroom. He's got a mushroom. I00:32:50
need to snipe him. I can't see him. The00:32:52
aim on this is pretty bad. No. No. No.00:32:54
No. No. No. You [ __ ] No.00:32:57
I'm going to kill him. I'm going to00:32:59
slaughter him. He should have stayed00:33:00
fired. 57. What a joke. All right. And00:33:04
finally, we're skipping tour and we're00:33:06
going straight to Mario Kart World. It00:33:09
is such a decisive game. People have00:33:12
their opinions on this one. I could play00:33:14
normal Bowser, but why would I do that00:33:16
when I can be supercharged Bowser? Guess00:33:18
I'm a filthy sweat. I play the Baby00:33:20
Blooper. We've got Mario Circuit, Crown00:33:22
City, Whistle Top Summit, and DK00:33:25
Spaceport. But we're also playing the00:33:27
intermissions on this. If I were to have00:33:30
a choice of just playing the [music]00:33:32
courses three times, I'd rather have00:33:35
that. I understand people's opinions,00:33:37
but I just like Mario Kart. I like this00:33:39
game. I love how it looks. It's such a00:33:42
gorgeous looking game. I've admittedly00:33:44
time trial. Stay away from me. Holy00:33:47
[ __ ] He wants me. As I was saying, I've00:33:49
admittedly time trials Mario Kart00:33:51
Circuit, so I'm pretty familiar with00:33:53
this one. OH NO, I did the wrong way.00:33:57
Eat my words instantly. I had a mushroom00:33:59
and everything. It was so perfect. Yeah,00:34:01
I love I love getting to No, no, I00:34:04
[ __ ] it up. Oh my gosh, I'm eating my00:34:06
words. I love the the grinding the00:34:09
rails. I love being able to do tricks00:34:11
and stuff. I love being able to trick in00:34:14
the air to adjust your angle. I love00:34:17
Mario World. I just wish that they would00:34:20
let us play the three laps.00:34:24
Okay. Failed the the run like each lap.00:34:27
All right. We're just going to We're00:34:29
just driving to the course. Just00:34:31
driving. Yeah. I don't know. There's not00:34:32
really much to say during these these00:34:34
parts. And I do understand from like a00:34:36
developer perspective. They're like, "We00:34:39
made 200 intermissions and you're going00:34:41
to [ __ ] play them." I like this part00:34:43
of Crown City overall, like there's a00:34:46
giant line in the track that I don't00:34:48
really like. The the freeway part. Okay,00:34:50
good. Nice. Okay, maybe this game I'll00:34:54
have a perfect race. They completely00:34:56
overhauled Whistletop Summit. Was that00:34:59
the same as the one like where we have00:35:01
to wait for the train? No, no, no. I'm00:35:03
thinking of a different thing. You guys00:35:04
are probably already telling me why I'm00:35:06
wrong in the comments. Do I turn into00:35:07
just normal Bowser on this one?00:35:10
Oh no, I'm cool dude Bowser. I think00:35:12
Nintendo really didn't like how on00:35:15
online everyone would just play the same00:35:17
character. I also like how you don't00:35:19
have to do custom wheels and gliders and00:35:21
stuff. It kind of just made all the00:35:23
optimal combos look really ugly. Really?00:35:27
How was I supposed to time that? I do00:35:29
have charge and charge.00:35:31
I would have gone for the little00:35:32
shortcut, but Chardan Chuck said no.00:35:36
Another one.00:35:38
Yeah, I like how you Oh, dodge00:35:42
lightning. I like how you topple and00:35:43
like fly around when you get hit in this00:35:46
game. Oh, yeah. I guess I can talk about00:35:47
how there's now 24 players. Some people00:35:50
really hate it. I don't mind it really.00:35:53
I think it just unfortunately makes it00:35:55
so bagging is so good in this game. I00:35:58
understand the criticism. At the same00:36:00
time, I'm just like, I just like Mario00:36:02
Kart. Okay, we're going to DK Spaceport.00:36:05
I like Snowman. My favorite of the00:36:07
little guys is Swoop. I love Swoop and00:36:10
Sting.00:36:12
No, they're everywhere. Oh my gosh,00:36:13
they're like unavoidable. I'm focusing00:36:15
so hard. Ah, [ __ ] Let me on here. I00:36:17
want to push her off. I want to win00:36:19
this. I want to win it so bad. I want a00:36:21
purple cup. They're right there. Mel,00:36:24
no. Oh, I'm scared. No. Oh, holy [ __ ]00:36:28
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. Yes.00:36:32
Yes. Yes. Finally. I would have been so00:36:35
embarrassed if in this whole video I00:36:37
didn't get a perfect cup. BOWSER. YEAH.00:36:40
That's what he sounds like. That's what00:36:42
he sounds like. Off into the horizon.00:36:44
Bye-bye. I just like Mario Kart. I've00:36:48
really grown [music] to think it's one00:36:50
of my favorite Nintendo titles. There's00:36:51
a lot of variety throughout the years,00:36:53
and it was interesting to see all the00:36:55
different choices they made. They really00:36:57
kind of just locked in from the Wii00:36:59
going onwards. I was just bad at it00:37:01
because I was so used to it being00:37:02
slippery. Thanks for watching. I love00:37:04
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How can I download "Playing EVERY Mushroom Cup in Mario Kart History" video?
http://univideos.ru/ website is the best way to download a video or a separate audio track if you want to do without installing programs and extensions.
The UDL Helper extension is a convenient button that is seamlessly integrated into YouTube, Instagram and OK.ru sites for fast content download.
UDL Client program (for Windows) is the most powerful solution that supports more than 900 websites, social networks and video hosting sites, as well as any video quality that is available in the source.
UDL Lite is a really convenient way to access a website from your mobile device. With its help, you can easily download videos directly to your smartphone.
Which format of "Playing EVERY Mushroom Cup in Mario Kart History" video should I choose?
The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.
Why does my computer freeze when loading a "Playing EVERY Mushroom Cup in Mario Kart History" video?
The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.
How can I download "Playing EVERY Mushroom Cup in Mario Kart History" video to my phone?
You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.
How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "Playing EVERY Mushroom Cup in Mario Kart History"?
The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.
How can I save a frame from a video "Playing EVERY Mushroom Cup in Mario Kart History"?
This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
How do I play and download streaming video?
- in video formats, hover your mouse over "Streaming Video**";
- right-click on "Copy link";
- open VLC-player;
- select Media - Open Network Stream - Network in the menu;
- paste the copied link into the input field;
- click "Play".
- copy the video address (URL);
- select "Open Network Stream" in the "Media" item of VLC player and paste the link to the video into the input field;
- click on the arrow on the "Play" button and select "Convert" in the list;
- select "Video - H.264 + MP3 (MP4)" in the "Profile" line;
- click the "Browse" button to select a folder to save the converted video and click the "Start" button;
- conversion speed depends on the resolution and duration of the video.
For this purpose you need VLC-player, which can be downloaded for free from the official website https://www.videolan.org/vlc/.
How to play streaming video through VLC player:
To download streaming video via VLC player, you need to convert it:
Warning: this download method no longer works with most YouTube videos.
What's the price of all this stuff?
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