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I can't lie. I'm so happy to be back00:00:13
right now. >> I'm pretty tired.00:00:15
>> Oh [ __ ]00:00:21
>> An early lead. Arry put up some00:00:23
resistance. Come on. Patient. Patient.00:00:25
Well done.00:00:27
Come on, Arry.00:00:31
[Applause]00:00:35
20 40,000 3 million $18.00:00:54
How about this?00:00:56
>> I just want to feel something.00:01:01
I can't feel something. It's not00:01:09
>> What's up, bro?00:01:15
The [ __ ] up.00:01:28
How do you grab a crab?00:01:31
>> Okay, make sure it's on low.00:01:36
>> Oh my god.00:01:48
>> I go down the slide.00:01:49
>> Yes. Once.00:01:53
Fantastic. This is perfect. Oh, I've00:01:55
broken already. There you go. Oh, that's00:01:58
Oh, there we go. Dig a big hole.00:02:02
>> Just off the side.00:02:04
>> Stop playing with me, man.00:02:05
>> Stop playing with me.00:02:07
[Music]00:02:09
>> I busted the wall.00:02:17
>> His Super Saiyan form at 15 ft. With00:02:20
this being twice the size of Shaquali on00:02:29
Gay,00:02:33
>> I think he needs five more minutes.00:02:40
>> You need a ride? >> Leave me alone.00:02:41
>> Where you going?00:02:57
Greetings.00:03:10
Woohoo!00:03:22
[Applause]00:03:30
>> My hand.00:03:40
[Music]00:03:48
fastes.00:03:49
>> I know.00:03:56
Oh,00:04:12
go slow.00:04:14
[Music]00:04:31
This is an ostrich egg.00:04:37
[Music]00:04:47
Yeah.00:05:09
[Music]00:05:11
I'm lowkey.00:05:14
I'm gay. Gaz00:05:28
20 seconds remain00:05:31
very00:05:33
[Music]00:05:42
water.00:05:47
snowing out and it's really cold.00:05:51
>> It's assuming that you want to close the00:05:53
frunk. So maybe a bag is getting in the00:05:55
way. So what I'm the finger without00:05:58
further ado.00:06:05
[Music]00:06:17
[Music]00:06:21
May I have your order?00:06:25
>> [ __ ] Christ, man.00:06:32
>> Where'd you get these? Where did you get00:06:35
these? Get the00:06:40
[Music]00:06:42
Oh, damn.00:06:44
[Music]00:06:48
>> How's it looking?00:06:52
[Music]00:06:59
Very excited about my new fridge. Look.00:07:05
Wait, wait. Here's the water.00:07:17
[Music]00:07:22
What the00:07:33
Check the fit.00:07:38
[Music]00:07:50
[Music]00:08:00
Subtract 15 - 8 as 5 is less than eight.00:08:04
We borrow a one from one. So that00:08:06
becomes 15. And one cancels out and00:08:08
becomes zero. So we have 15 minus 8.00:08:11
>> I don't know what I was going to say.00:08:12
[ __ ] this.00:08:15
[Music]00:08:21
>> All right, bro. Do not do no stupid00:08:22
[ __ ] Okay, we going somewhere.00:08:24
>> I got you,00:08:27
[ __ ]00:08:30
>> You better go first.00:08:33
Oh, hell yeah. 1 2 3 4.00:08:40
>> Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Do it.00:08:58
>> Show me what you got.00:08:59
>> It's pretty similar.00:09:01
Make a circle00:09:03
distance.00:09:20
>> This is cheese sauce. Guess what it's00:09:22
made out of?00:09:23
>> Sauce. >> Yeah, you're right. It's cheese.00:09:33
Push. Push. Let's go. Let's go. That's00:09:37
what I'm talking about. Oh, you good.00:09:39
>> Police do the police lobby.00:09:46
>> Sign says no smoking.00:09:56
[Music]00:09:59
Oh no.00:10:03
>> Hey, the police.00:10:06
>> Are you excited to play Bowser?00:10:08
>> Uh, yeah. Damn.00:10:12
>> Oh my god. Not again.00:10:17
>> Oh my god. Bill, what the what the freak00:10:18
did you just do?00:10:28
Guys, I'm about to get fired, bro.00:10:32
>> Hello, Mr. George.00:10:35
How much you pay for the for the new00:10:36
guy?00:10:38
20 bucks. No, too much money. He's no00:10:41
good. No good operator.00:10:43
>> I think can be really hard for autistic00:10:45
people.00:11:08
[Music]00:11:09
[Applause] [Music]00:11:13
Five whoppers00:11:15
and five more. What is this new filter,00:11:24
>> bro? Why they [ __ ]00:11:29
>> What's up?00:11:31
>> What's up?00:11:32
>> Nothing much. What you want to hear?00:11:34
>> The usual.00:11:35
>> I got you. I got one, two, three.00:11:43
>> Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, hold up,00:11:45
hold up, hold up. What's up, stop? I'm a00:11:47
potato. >> Whoa.00:11:49
Whoa.00:12:04
>> I don't know what00:12:07
going00:12:10
up.00:12:11
[Music]00:12:22
Hi, monkey.00:12:25
No. Hey. All right. Wait. Wait.00:12:28
[ __ ] it. I'm hungry, bro.00:12:32
Let's see.00:12:35
I ain't got no food, bro.00:12:39
Yo, who the [ __ ] put Michael Jackson?00:12:42
>> Yes.00:12:44
[Music]00:12:46
Uhoh.00:12:51
>> How are you?00:12:52
>> I'm fine. You?00:12:53
>> Huh?00:12:54
>> Where from? >> I'm from my mother. Where are you from?00:12:56
>> Yeah, I'm from my mother also.00:12:58
>> Hey, let's go.00:13:00
>> Where? Really?00:13:01
>> Uh, I'm from California.00:13:02
>> California. America.00:13:03
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. South America. And you00:13:05
from where?00:13:06
>> I'm from Korea.00:13:07
>> Korea. Kuna.00:13:10
What?00:13:22
Hello.00:13:28
Put your arm in the other arm. Do you00:13:31
understand the words that are coming out00:13:33
of my mouth?00:13:35
Huh?00:13:39
Take Yes.00:13:48
[Music]00:13:50
Best thing about being isolated is00:13:53
spending quality time with the kids.00:13:57
[Music]00:14:03
[Music]00:14:07
>> I made a Nintendo Switchblade.00:14:11
Zachariah, your father and I are getting00:14:13
rid of the divorce.00:14:15
>> What the00:14:17
Get the [ __ ] out of here. Okay, get the00:14:19
[ __ ] out.00:14:21
>> My oil is supposed to be in the motor.00:14:25
That don't go there. Silly oil.00:14:29
[Music]00:14:42
[Applause]00:14:45
again.00:14:46
[Music]00:14:54
Hey yo.00:14:58
Oh no.00:15:06
Who the [ __ ] said birds are unreal? Then00:15:09
what the [ __ ] are these? Huh? You00:15:11
telling me these aren't00:15:20
[Music]00:15:33
Yo00:15:34
yo, what are what are you doing there,00:15:36
Zaza? Come on, Zaza. Get out of there,00:15:39
man. You're not for sale.00:15:45
>> I don't speak Spanish.00:15:55
>> Can I get a large, Dr. Pepper?00:15:59
Bro, bro, what? Bro, bro, what the [ __ ]00:16:03
>> [ __ ] win. Why get in the shower,00:16:05
right?00:16:08
>> What the [ __ ] bro? Bro, bro.00:16:13
>> What?00:16:16
What? How? Did you see it?00:16:31
Yo, Emar.00:16:33
>> Yo, look at this big ass piece of ice00:16:35
found, man.00:16:36
>> Yo, what?00:16:42
[Music]00:16:47
>> [ __ ] them.00:16:57
Hey there, brother. Do you have time to00:16:59
talk about Jesus Christ today?00:17:02
>> Oh, you're dead.00:17:05
Okay. Well, you have yourself a blessed00:17:06
day.00:17:07
>> Okay. You, too.00:17:08
>> You00:17:10
[Applause]00:17:22
High.00:17:28
[Music]00:17:40
Hey,00:17:42
get the [ __ ] out of here.00:17:46
Yeah.00:18:04
[Music]00:18:11
Chosen one. Easy.00:18:20
[Music]00:18:35
>> Good. Good. Good. No,00:18:36
>> that's not good.00:18:39
>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my00:18:40
god. Oh my god.00:18:43
Oh my god.00:18:46
>> Oh, look at that. You found it.00:18:49
>> I found it.00:18:50
>> That means we can fix your car.00:18:52
>> Yeah.00:18:54
[Music]00:19:04
If there's any ghosts in here, you00:19:05
better come out right now.00:19:08
I'm calling the priest again.00:19:11
>> Man,00:19:12
>> [ __ ] you.00:19:13
>> Focus on technique over strength. If you00:19:15
see here, Car's the the smaller, weaker00:19:18
opponent. He should be able to use her00:19:19
technique to completely control Brian00:19:22
and shut down his strength. And that's00:19:24
really what we focus.00:19:33
Bro, why would he even do this?00:19:42
[Music]00:19:54
>> I've been trying this entire time. Just00:19:56
not my fault. Okay.00:20:01
[Music]00:20:14
cre.00:20:18
[Music]00:20:29
I'm going to get my Look, my trousers00:20:31
are getting dirty.00:20:35
>> Look at the state of my feet. I've got00:20:36
to try and get over there.00:20:46
[Music]00:20:59
[Music]00:21:02
Like the mountains just look really cool00:21:04
right there.00:21:09
>> We're getting more in00:21:12
[Laughter]00:21:18
Morning.00:21:32
[Music]00:21:34
Morning.00:21:36
[Music]00:21:43
All00:22:08
right, I'mma tag up this [ __ ]00:22:10
wall like I'm gangster. Like, okay,00:22:12
wait.00:22:14
>> Did you know if you make a mistake, you00:22:16
can shake and undo it?00:22:25
>> I'm your son.00:22:26
>> Okay.00:22:27
>> Hey, Dad.00:22:29
>> Bye.00:22:30
>> No. No.00:22:32
>> Do it. Sorry. Just do it like that.00:22:34
>> I don't know.00:22:36
>> Dude, you're going to put the [ __ ]00:22:39
You're going to break it. It's already00:22:41
bending.00:22:45
Oh.00:22:50
[Laughter]00:23:09
That's not going to fit.00:23:10
>> No, babe. It's called Tetris.00:23:13
Look,00:23:15
this is why you need00:23:24
>> Ready, get set, go.00:23:28
[Laughter]00:23:33
Oh, my cup holders are like this. Okay.00:23:35
So, you pull it out, right? Oh, I want00:23:38
to get something in my center console.00:23:46
[Music]00:23:51
Ow. Ow.00:23:59
Don't be old.00:24:07
>> All I have to do is play with you.00:24:09
>> Please come.00:24:13
>> I've really been working on.00:24:17
>> So anyways, I've been working on post.00:24:22
>> Uh guys,00:24:23
>> it's not coming off.00:24:25
>> What do you mean it's not?00:24:42
I need an egg.00:24:43
>> Want a brownie?00:24:44
>> I want a brownie.00:24:45
>> You want a brownie?00:24:46
>> I want a brownie.00:24:47
>> Well, too bad. They're beans.00:24:50
[Music]00:24:57
[Music]00:25:18
Let's put cheese on my ceiling fan pan00:25:19
and see how long it'll last.00:25:34
[Music]00:25:39
It's not that hard. I'm going to show00:25:42
you how to do it. It's easy.00:25:47
[Music]00:25:49
[Applause]00:26:03
What's that behind your ear, mate? Look00:26:05
at that. >> I don't know. What is that?00:26:06
>> Boom.00:26:07
>> Hey, now you really want to impress me,00:26:09
do it with a chicken nugget, then.00:26:10
>> What's wrong with your sandwich?00:26:14
>> Why the [ __ ] is my life like this? I00:26:17
don't even know how to clean this up.00:26:21
[ __ ]00:26:29
Yes.00:26:48
Check the torque on this thing, bro.00:26:52
>> Holy [ __ ]00:26:54
>> Try that. Try that.00:26:56
>> It's not turning on. And it's actually00:26:58
really cool how it opens up because it00:27:00
opens up like this, like a cool book,00:27:02
right? And00:27:13
Time.00:27:37
That'll be $6. But we have a promotion00:27:40
today. If you make this bottom flip, you00:27:41
can have it for free.00:27:46
>> Six.00:27:57
Clara.00:27:59
>> I can't.00:28:00
>> Keep going.00:28:01
>> I can't do it. I might let go. It's too00:28:04
heavy.00:28:05
>> Just let go.00:28:07
Are you sure? >> Go ahead.00:28:12
[Laughter]00:28:15
>> All right. All right.00:28:28
[Music]00:28:32
>> Let's do it. I'm00:28:34
>> You're on video. You go on video.00:28:36
>> You got it.00:28:37
>> You got to send me that video.00:28:38
>> I will. I will.00:28:43
[Music]00:28:44
>> Level two.00:28:46
>> [ __ ] No.00:28:47
>> You be a Hall of Fame domino teacher00:28:49
working. >> I feel the win. I feel the win.00:28:51
>> That's what I'm saying.00:28:52
>> One finger. >> No. Hell no.00:28:55
Uhoh.00:28:56
>> What in the00:28:58
>> Thank you.00:29:00
alcohol.00:29:11
I can't.00:29:17
Okay.00:29:19
[Music]00:29:31
You know what's crazy? I might be the00:29:32
last person that ever touched this rock.00:29:38
[Music]00:29:44
>> Way. You better be careful.00:29:46
>> I can't even do that.00:29:47
>> I've been doing this for years, man.00:29:52
[Music]00:30:07
Is >> my hair sticking out when I do that?00:30:09
>> No.00:30:17
>> A red, violet to blue. See that? Triple00:30:20
20. I'll hit it for you.00:30:24
[ __ ]00:30:27
>> I'll fight you for it.00:30:43
No00:30:46
paintbrush. I don't know what could be00:30:48
better than that.00:30:51
My god.00:31:03
That's pretty tank.00:31:05
>> Ready,00:31:09
[Music]00:31:16
[Music]00:31:19
girl. I show you what it could be.00:31:25
[Laughter]00:31:34
Yellow,00:31:36
[Laughter]00:32:01
[Music]00:32:12
[Laughter]00:32:15
[Applause]00:32:17
Oh.00:32:25
Hi.00:32:27
Hi. Hi.00:32:30
Hi. Hi.00:32:33
[Music]00:32:37
>> Poss.00:32:40
Yo, that kid just wrecked.00:32:41
>> Who? While everybody was being buttth00:32:43
hurt about how much a gallon of gas00:32:45
costs, I cornered the market in fuel00:32:47
efficient cars. So, if you would like a00:32:49
Prius, please hit me up. I'm about to00:32:51
show you a dirty secret of mine. I've00:32:54
got >> Hurry up, dude. I'm hungry. Come on,00:32:57
man.00:33:02
>> I offer a fast food delivery service to00:33:04
the chickens.00:33:07
You got to cut it. Oops.00:33:11
Oh [ __ ] Okay, we got to cut. Oh [ __ ]00:33:15
Jesus. Okay, let's cut this thing.00:33:17
>> Oh my god, you're so cool. Do a kick00:33:18
flip, bro. Oh my gosh.00:33:19
>> Yeah, I got you.00:33:31
[Music]00:33:39
It's scientifically proven that your00:33:41
brain won't let you stub your own toe.00:33:44
See,00:33:46
I got the USB cord. It's plugged in to00:33:48
my microphone. I'm going to talk to the00:33:50
power.00:33:54
I can't pay electric bill. And then when00:33:56
you start whisking, I want you guys to00:33:58
to watch this. This most important part00:34:00
is the French touch. Look at this.00:34:04
Little bit of vanilla.00:34:06
Oh, the fragrances.00:34:20
Follow00:34:35
it with your eyes. Okay.00:34:36
>> Mhm.00:34:39
>> Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. What song are00:34:41
you listening to?00:34:42
>> Um, I am listening to00:34:45
[Music]00:34:49
>> Oh, [ __ ] There's a hole in it. Wait,00:34:50
hold on, man.00:34:51
>> Where?00:34:54
>> I did it.00:34:55
>> You did.00:35:00
>> Your cup is about to run it over. Oh00:35:04
boy. Now what?00:35:14
>> What happened? No.00:35:19
>> Oh my god.00:35:20
[Music]00:35:24
You got this. Come on. You got00:35:28
>> Don't look at me. Don't [ __ ] look at00:35:30
me. Oh, don't you do it.00:35:34
No, dude.00:35:44
Let's start. Let's start with that00:35:45
first.00:35:49
[Music]00:36:07
Look at this.00:36:09
>> I already got like three really funny00:36:11
ideas.00:36:12
>> Hey, how you00:36:16
>> Okay.00:36:20
Oh, [ __ ] They're gone. Just00:36:21
>> go Ms. Get it, bro. No.00:36:24
[ __ ]00:36:26
>> Oh my [ __ ] gosh.00:36:46
[Music]00:36:47
Stay on the bike. Oh my god, it's gone.00:36:51
Battle on both ends. Each team, well,00:36:53
they have their differences, but they're00:36:54
showing good sportsmanship here. Is00:36:56
never00:37:06
so many great options nowadays.00:37:10
Holy, bro. Oh, is that the rat?00:37:18
[Music]00:37:22
>> Early morning skating.00:37:48
Simon, don't touch my phone.00:37:51
>> Seriously, if you just tell me whose00:37:52
this is, I'm not going to be upset.00:37:54
>> Yours, I'm telling you, there's no mine00:37:56
>> this morning. He really pissed me off.00:37:58
You know what he did? What? He opened00:37:59
the door for another girl.00:38:01
>> She was in a real [ __ ] sheep outside.00:38:05
>> There's a sheep outside. Oh my god. Oh00:38:07
my god. Oh my god.00:38:08
>> Really cold one today though.00:38:17
>> What the [ __ ] did00:38:20
[ __ ]00:38:22
>> What is00:38:33
I didn't know touch were a thing.00:38:38
What the [ __ ]00:38:39
>> You know what's a lot bigger than you00:38:41
actually think it is? First of all,00:38:43
that's what she said. But second of all,00:38:44
the real answer00:38:47
is a stoplight.00:38:52
>> Ste, get down. Ste, get down. Ste, get00:38:55
down. Hey. Hey.00:39:00
>> Excuse me. Um, $5 or play a game for00:39:03
100.00:39:04
>> I'll play the game. All right,00:39:06
>> just uh press the button.00:39:07
>> Okay.00:39:12
>> For $100, turn off this bomb before it00:39:15
explodes.00:39:19
>> What is that?00:39:20
>> 18.00:39:22
>> What does that mean?00:39:23
>> Means you means you were higher than00:39:24
twice legal limit.00:39:26
>> Twice in legal minute.00:39:37
Oh my god.00:39:38
>> I'm in love with00:39:41
>> Hello, boys.00:39:43
>> Where's your shirt?00:39:44
>> I like it this way.00:39:46
>> I'm going to take my pants off in five,00:39:49
four,00:39:50
>> one.00:39:51
>> What? >> Bear from Taco Bell.00:39:54
>> What wrong with this slush? That gave me00:39:56
a [ __ ] up slush, man. I mean, not a00:40:00
slush, but the straw.00:40:12
How are you? What are you doing?00:40:26
Yo, what up?00:40:28
[Music]00:40:54
That was me.00:40:55
>> I got a number. Adre's got a number.00:41:01
>> No way. I can forget what I need to00:41:02
grab. When you make a list, you make the00:41:04
list. You don't forget. Okay. It's that00:41:06
simple.00:41:08
>> I forgot the list.00:41:09
>> Yo, Derek,00:41:10
>> you know if you put two fingers on your00:41:12
cheek, it's impossible to tilt your head00:41:13
to the left.00:41:24
bro.00:41:27
Oh, what the what the what the what the00:41:30
>> Yeah.00:41:32
>> Butt finger.00:41:34
>> What? No, it's Butterfinger.00:41:36
>> No, but finger.00:41:37
>> No, it's not. >> Simon is waiting for all players.00:41:41
>> Look down. >> No. Up. Down.00:41:50
Whatever you're eating right now00:41:51
probably shouldn't go in your face hole.00:41:53
>> Which hole should it go in?00:41:55
>> Somebody please help me. There's a00:41:57
lasagna in my00:42:03
[Music]00:42:06
bro. I need my Gucci slides. They got to00:42:09
make a00:42:10
>> fried chicken, white rice, macaroni and00:42:13
cheese, a slice of cake.00:42:15
>> I'm a grandma. What's your superpower? I00:42:18
have autism.00:42:28
[Music]00:42:33
>> I was walking around here and I saw this00:42:36
little bastard. Look at him.00:42:39
D. Daniel.00:42:41
>> My night is completely ruined. I tried00:42:43
going out for dinner with my girlfriend00:42:44
tonight and because I'm 28 and she's 18,00:42:48
people were calling me a the entire00:42:50
night. It's just so discriminatory and00:42:54
it completely ruined our 10 year.00:42:57
Ready?00:42:58
>> Yeah.00:43:01
>> You're welcome.00:43:04
>> Here we go. All right. Place it in00:43:05
front.00:43:07
>> [ __ ] hell.00:43:13
[Applause]00:43:17
>> Bye, Nancy.00:43:24
>> Bye, Mom.00:43:25
>> Hi, guys. Welcome back to my channel.00:43:27
Today we're doing an unboxing.00:43:32
[Music]00:43:42
Splatoon 2 Nintendo Switch game rated00:43:45
everyone 10 and0.00:43:47
Splatoon 2 is a [ __ ] stupid.00:44:00
[Applause]00:44:02
Man, I don't know where the ghosts are00:44:03
at, bro. I can't find them.00:44:07
Right there.00:44:11
It's possessing me.00:44:12
>> Wow, that blew my mind.00:44:17
>> What's the difference?00:44:18
>> Look at you. You are [ __ ] beautiful.00:44:22
>> You [ __ ] say00:44:26
you No.00:44:30
and00:44:32
[Music]00:44:52
[Music]00:44:58
I'm sorry for the00:45:00
Oh, thank you. No problem. I appreciate00:45:01
it. How much ow are you?00:45:03
>> Oh, no worries. The person in front of00:45:04
you paid for you.00:45:06
>> Really?00:45:07
>> Let's Let's keep this train going. How00:45:08
much ought you for the people behind me?00:45:10
>> Um 7834.00:45:13
>> Okay. Pot on the ladder.00:45:15
[Applause]00:45:21
Pot away. Outer donuts.00:45:24
A big Dr. Pepper. I told him he can't be00:45:27
eating like this.00:45:29
Lock in on phone00:45:32
skirt skirt skirt and00:45:35
we made it.00:45:38
Went to the pool party with us. Of00:45:39
>> course, fam. I got to go shower though,00:45:40
kid. I can't go like this.00:45:42
>> That been about to start in like 3000:45:43
minutes. >> So, you got to go like this, fam.00:45:45
Straight.00:45:46
>> Yes, fam. You straight. Damn. I'm00:45:47
telling you.00:45:48
>> Let me see.00:45:50
>> I probably need a cut, man. You need a00:45:52
cut. >> Oh, [ __ ] My bad. Look.00:45:55
>> Really? Have a big ass.00:45:58
>> Hi. Good evening.00:46:00
[Applause]00:46:02
>> Ice cream.00:46:05
>> Double mama hug.00:46:09
>> Daddy Mers00:46:19
don't [ __ ] at home.00:46:23
>> No, cuz we don't want to lose anybody00:46:25
else this year. We've had a lot of00:46:27
tragedies in different schools.00:46:29
>> Got all these green.00:46:36
>> Good news, my [ __ ] my sub and chips00:46:38
are okay. Bad news, the truck's flipped.00:46:41
>> You ever heard of um George?00:46:44
>> Who's George?00:46:45
>> George Bush.00:46:48
>> Jesus Christ. Woman,00:46:51
is that for you?00:47:01
Oh my god.00:47:03
>> That's how I spank you, right?00:47:05
>> Okay. What?00:47:06
>> Damn, that looks good.00:47:09
Can I have one?00:47:11
>> Oh, cool. He's asleep.00:47:18
>> Give me. >> He's like a mad scientist.00:47:20
>> What I need?00:47:21
>> I can't give it to you here, baby. Oh my00:47:23
god.00:47:24
>> Stop nutting on all the towels.00:47:27
>> I did not nut on any towels.00:47:29
>> Did you wipe your butt and nut on this00:47:31
one? >> No, I didn't [ __ ]00:47:32
>> this sock.00:47:33
>> What? That could be any I don't even00:47:35
wear I don't even wear hands.00:47:36
>> I can't even take a shower. Is this what00:47:40
you do with your guy's knives? Look how00:47:41
stiff the dog is.00:47:46
>> Okay, he walked into00:47:47
>> me. Slice and slice [ __ ] soup. A woo.00:47:51
Soup a woo. tomato juice. In the other00:47:53
mixture, two shots of vasa00:47:58
and stir.00:48:06
>> My name is Evan. My name is Evan.00:48:12
>> What are you doing?00:48:15
What are you doing?00:48:20
The [ __ ]00:48:28
Are we there? We there. We there.00:48:36
>> I can't00:48:37
>> like that. It's that too. That one's00:48:39
good. Just do it.00:48:48
>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.00:48:52
>> Enjoy.00:48:53
>> I hope you enjoy.00:48:57
>> We got skin.00:49:00
>> Oh my god.00:49:01
>> Ready?00:49:02
>> Yeah. Yeah.00:49:27
I'm sorry. Just your just your legs fell00:49:29
off.00:49:35
>> Okay. Decrease me there.00:49:37
>> What?00:49:38
>> No. Leave me alone. Leave me. Put me00:49:41
down.00:49:42
>> Yes. I stay here in Nikotan, but this is00:49:45
home. Oh.00:49:47
Oh, me stay here. B stop. B stop,00:49:50
please.00:49:54
The00:49:56
Huh?00:49:59
The [ __ ] this? Huh?00:50:03
Stop it.00:50:07
Oh man, that [ __ ] not working. But00:50:09
that's okay.00:50:15
Oh my god.00:50:25
>> Oh, [ __ ]00:50:27
>> Wait, do it again. Do it again.00:50:29
>> Don't.00:50:33
>> Uh, Demi, you need to shoot the arrow. I00:50:35
really want I really want it.00:50:38
>> He's gone. Look, he's00:50:43
what [ __ ]00:50:46
[Laughter]00:51:04
What inarnation?00:51:25
>> Tell me which one isn't the horn button.00:51:30
Everything's the goddamn horn button.00:51:34
Look at this one, too. How does that00:51:36
even make goddamn sense?00:51:39
[Laughter]00:51:50
Oh, someone left me a ticket in the00:51:52
window. Oh, with the money. Oh, the00:51:54
Sorry, I scratched your car on the other00:51:56
side. I really apologize. Thank you.00:52:00
That's so nice people in England. I love00:52:02
it. What the what?00:52:16
>> Take one. Didn't break.00:52:22
[Applause]00:52:38
You can tell from the gap in the door00:52:41
and that one too. It's been in an00:52:44
accident.00:52:45
>> Where's the wires?00:52:51
Where's the wires?00:52:56
Where are they?00:53:00
>> Miner, you installed the toilet. You're00:53:02
professional, huh? Install a brand new00:53:05
toilet. Just got a little issue.00:53:08
Oh my god.00:53:10
>> Good job,00:53:12
Toya.00:53:15
Why you say don't00:53:29
[Music]00:53:47
I'm walking home in the the weather00:53:48
looks like it's going to be really bad.00:53:50
I already saw some lightning. Oh god,00:53:53
there it is again.00:54:07
Look at those fun footrests00:54:10
out.00:54:12
[Music]00:54:26
I mean, I guess if girls can do it, I00:54:28
can do it.00:54:41
[Applause]00:54:45
One,00:54:48
>> two.00:54:53
I don't know where I went.00:54:56
Oh.00:55:06
Oh, he00:55:16
>> come on, dude.00:55:21
[Laughter]00:55:25
No way. Can't be real.00:55:32
Danger. Quick sand. Stay out.00:55:37
Wow, it's crazy.00:55:47
>> Yahoo!00:55:54
[Music]00:56:06
This absolute00:56:08
precision00:56:10
parking00:56:13
precision00:56:16
[ __ ]00:56:30
name brand drinks are too expensive. So,00:56:33
we're trying Dr. Topper from Dollar00:56:35
General today. Let's see if it's any00:56:37
good.00:57:04
[Music]00:57:10
Morning, Jake.00:57:24
Who's [ __ ] I don't have a cat. Come00:57:26
here, kitty. Kitty.00:57:31
Oh my god. I thought that was on my00:57:33
[ __ ] cat.00:57:34
>> Well, how much [ __ ] is on this [ __ ]00:57:35
train? I've been sitting here for 2000:57:38
minutes.00:57:40
No, there's another [ __ ] train, dude.00:57:44
[ __ ] What does that say up there?00:57:46
>> No one saves milk, you [ __ ]00:57:49
>> That's what it say.00:57:50
>> Yes. >> No one saves you milk, you [ __ ]00:57:53
>> Yes. Oh,00:57:54
>> okay.00:57:55
Another00:58:18
[Applause]00:58:22
weapon.00:58:28
[Applause]00:58:45
Get your keys. Get your keys. Get your00:58:48
keys.00:58:50
>> You got a piece of cutter.00:58:57
All right. So, I found this new physics00:58:59
bug, right? And apparently you have to00:59:02
like00:59:06
lift this bit.00:59:21
[Laughter]00:59:25
[Applause]00:59:34
[Music]00:59:44
I bet this [ __ ] solid as [ __ ]00:59:50
I have two things to say. It was in fact00:59:54
not solid as [ __ ] And second,01:00:07
Put it back in the driveway.01:00:20
[Laughter]01:00:22
Holy cow. What's going on?01:00:32
Guys,01:00:45
[Music]01:00:55
[Applause]01:01:00
check it out. Check it out. Check it01:01:01
out. Pretty01:01:06
cool, right?01:01:08
I'mma bump it up.01:01:13
Yeah.01:01:27
[Music]01:01:31
her sister.01:01:53
Good.01:02:02
Bro, can you take a video of me taking01:02:04
uh making a snow angle?01:02:05
>> You mean a snow angel?01:02:06
>> No. No. Snow angle.01:02:15
>> Absolutely.01:02:23
[Laughter]01:02:25
>> What?01:02:26
>> Where's your mother? Andrew.01:02:28
>> Yes. >> I don't know.01:02:29
>> Look what he left.01:02:37
>> I don't know.01:02:38
>> The shoulder is see like the point01:02:41
everybody's using to get in nicely.01:02:46
>> See? And it's super easy. This is one of01:02:48
the best method and nobody has ever01:02:50
fallen in. It's like01:03:20
Wave lever.01:03:29
Me and my friends out here at the beach01:03:34
hanging out, having good time.01:03:39
[Applause]01:03:44
>> Is that mine?01:03:53
I snuck it.01:03:56
>> Playing some pool on a cruise ship.01:04:13
Two one go.01:04:17
Oh, it's01:04:19
[Laughter]01:04:23
good boy.01:04:26
One more.01:04:27
>> Oh, >> so someone told me shaving cream uh01:04:29
cleans your windows for you. So, we're01:04:32
going to try that today. Um, we're just01:04:36
going to spray it all over here. It's on01:04:39
my new uh Ford Escape that I got. They01:04:41
said to leave it for a little bit, so01:04:43
we're going to see. If I had to power my01:04:45
music for this [ __ ]01:04:49
The [ __ ] they man got? Look what kind of01:04:51
phone they man got. Co. Look at the01:04:53
[ __ ] Got a duck and dro.01:04:56
[Music]01:04:58
>> Go on.01:04:59
>> And again. That's it. Faster. That's it.01:05:03
>> Faster. Go on.01:05:08
>> Go on. Duck it, man. Your daff. That's01:05:09
how you learn.01:05:10
>> Duck it. Way on again. Don't get01:05:18
no01:05:20
li01:05:37
[Music]01:05:46
One home, please.01:05:52
>> Me when Me when your mom when your mom01:05:59
>> Oh, no. Don't w01:06:16
[Music]01:06:19
Okay. Okay. Okay. Down.01:06:23
[Music]01:06:24
>> Another easy dance for Halloween.01:06:27
Step tap. Step tap. Scare. Scare.01:06:31
>> Give the dog a name. Peanut or Dun? Oh01:06:34
no. Dun is the name of the dog. Oh no. I01:06:36
can actually name the dog.01:06:38
>> Please, can I get a McGriddle?01:06:41
[ __ ] Please, please, can I get one01:06:43
McGriddle?01:06:44
>> Right finger like push your right finger01:06:45
into it. There you go. Okay. When you01:06:47
hike the ball, you got to you got to01:06:49
hold the right trigger down.01:06:50
>> Blue 42. Blue 42.01:06:53
>> You got to hold it. Keep it held down.01:06:55
And then don't01:07:08
>> What's up, buddy? You made me scared. I01:07:09
don't even know. You made me nervous.01:07:13
What are you doing? How you doing, girl?01:07:19
going to do is lock up a pint of her01:07:21
favorite ice cream, Ben & Jerry's01:07:23
vanilla caramel fudge. Put it in the01:07:26
freezer, and when she finds it,01:07:27
hopefully I'll be able to convince her01:07:29
to join me on camera, and I will teach01:07:31
her how to open this up. Off this goes01:07:34
to the freezer, and I will update you01:07:36
soon.01:07:37
Okay, folks. I really should have known01:07:39
better.01:07:44
Am01:07:49
>> I being a tornado right now?01:07:52
>> Y >> guys, you are not going to believe this.01:07:54
I found a dinosaur in the wild like01:07:56
this. This one looks to be a herbivore,01:07:58
which is fine. I'm just hoping none of01:07:59
the carnivores are there about the01:08:01
bikini botto slushie.01:08:14
[Applause]01:08:22
Oh, I got to be tweaking, bro. I got to01:08:24
take a [ __ ] bro. Where the toilets at,01:08:26
my [ __ ] Yo. Yo, where the damn01:08:29
>> Come on, Flynn. It's01:08:30
>> okay, baby. Take a few steps.01:08:37
>> PS+, bro. says I need to for my next my01:08:41
next payment due is in 1970.01:08:45
How the [ __ ] am I paying?01:08:47
>> Oh my goodness.01:08:48
This box is unbelievably heavy. Listen.01:08:55
>> I mean, if you poke him enough, he'll01:08:57
move.01:08:59
>> Is he alive even?01:09:00
>> Yeah.01:09:02
>> Oh, he's pissed.01:09:05
[Music]01:09:08
Grandpa.01:09:11
[Music]01:09:23
>> Oh [ __ ]01:09:37
Oh [ __ ]01:09:39
>> That's not bad.01:09:40
>> That's not that bad. Low key.01:09:41
>> Look at his face.01:09:42
>> I'm really second guessing mine, bro.01:09:45
>> Bro, I cooked.01:09:49
>> Oh my god. Bro, I just spawned on top of01:09:50
this massive bridge, bro. Dude, I think01:09:53
I might jump. Ready? Three, two,01:09:57
I'm not actually gonna jump, dude. That01:09:59
was just a prank. Who in their right01:10:01
mind would jump off a bridge like this?01:10:02
Like they just01:10:07
>> What we're going to show you here is the01:10:08
horn of sheep shearing. Uh the way we're01:10:11
doing it still01:10:13
the same way01:10:14
>> from school, right? My dog absolutely01:10:17
terrorized my room. No, don't be happy.01:10:20
But the thing is, bro, how did you put01:10:24
the TV upside down, bro?01:10:28
[Music]01:10:34
No [ __ ]01:10:37
>> No [ __ ]01:10:49
Walker. >> Yes, ma'am.01:10:50
>> There you are. All right. You're charged01:10:54
with stealing a dolphin jersey. H.01:11:04
>> What you doing?01:11:06
>> Don't look at it.01:11:07
>> Look at that part.01:11:08
>> Oh man, you01:11:12
guys have to try these new fried01:11:14
pickles.01:11:17
They're so good.01:11:19
[Music]01:11:27
What the is this?01:11:32
>> So, this absolute sicko is pretending to01:11:34
be an 8-year-old boy and he thinks he's01:11:36
trying to hang out with another01:11:38
8-year-old boy. So, we're going to uh01:11:39
lure him here and maybe question his01:11:42
behavior. >> It's good to get what's coming, though.01:11:44
>> Okay, he just texted me. He's here.01:11:46
We're going to get this creep.01:11:49
>> 2%. Keep it right there. Keep right.01:11:51
Keep it right there.01:11:53
>> What' that say? 50%.01:11:57
>> The show. Nice to see you. What's going01:11:59
on? >> I'm so excited right now.01:12:01
>> I thought you'd never get up here, man.01:12:02
You were close a couple times.01:12:03
>> Yeah, I'm so glad.01:12:04
>> But here she is. George, what do we got01:12:05
for couple of prizes? Danielle, we've01:12:07
got a treadmill.01:12:12
>> Damn it. Why don't you just make me go01:12:15
faster even?01:12:17
>> What are you doing?01:12:19
>> Cybert truck is updated and it should01:12:20
not be crushing any bananas.01:12:23
[Music]01:12:25
I'm so impressed. Everybody's been01:12:27
waiting for this. The finger. Without01:12:29
further ado.01:12:41
>> What?01:12:42
>> Let me show you. You can detect the01:12:44
color of street lights, the cars in01:12:46
front of you, next to you. You can even01:12:48
detect this pedestrian here. Check it01:12:50
out.01:12:52
And it even can detect the difference01:12:53
between a sedan and a pickup truck.01:12:58
>> You01:13:02
already01:13:04
literally01:13:05
>> literally01:13:06
>> literally01:13:07
>> literally01:13:08
>> literally Allah01:13:10
>> literally01:13:11
>> literally01:13:12
>> literally01:13:13
>> literally01:13:15
>> literally01:13:16
>> literally. One call. Raise some01:13:18
eyebrows.01:13:20
>> 911. What's your emergency? Yeah. Um, my01:13:23
wife got attacked by a warthog real bad01:13:26
and I need someone to come up with an01:13:27
ambulance and pick her up. Okay, sir.01:13:29
Uh, can you give me your address? Uh,01:13:31
yeah. We're at 1825 Eucalyptus Drive.01:13:35
Okay. Could you spell that for me, sir?01:13:38
Uh, I I'm going to drag her on over to01:13:40
Oak Street and you can pick her up01:13:42
there.01:13:48
[Music]01:13:50
What?01:13:52
Is your food bowl empty?01:13:55
>> Yeah. >> Wow.01:13:56
>> Good view.01:13:57
>> Don't hurt it.01:13:58
>> Thank you.01:13:59
>> You're welcome.01:14:00
>> Pretty girl.01:14:04
>> Oh, got you.01:14:06
>> Uh, that's [ __ ]01:14:07
>> Barbecuing with your Asian friends.01:14:08
>> Hello. Turn on your barbecue. Then you01:14:10
heat your grill.01:14:11
>> Then you get your dog.01:14:12
>> Exactly. No. No. I get two McDouble. No01:14:14
pickle. No onion.01:14:16
>> No onion. I got you. I got you. I got01:14:19
you.01:14:20
Why did that on a jump?01:14:32
>> Oh, no.01:14:37
It's okay, buddy. It's okay. No.01:14:46
[Laughter]01:14:56
Do I01:14:58
>> do I have to01:14:59
>> hunt my brother high?01:15:00
>> Nice. [ __ ] I'm not [ __ ] smell. I'm01:15:03
not I'm not high. Chase,01:15:06
>> what >> do I look high?01:15:07
>> Can you tell the tub?01:15:10
>> Do I look high?01:15:11
>> Um, today is uh cement awareness month01:15:13
and I just wanted to shine light on that01:15:15
is actually styrofoam. Believe it or01:15:16
not, you can never tell these days cuz01:15:18
Okay, that's real cement. I almost said01:15:20
semen. Excuse me. I'm doing a video for01:15:21
cement.01:15:22
>> God, come on. Anyway, semen.01:15:25
>> Two guys enjoying the swans. What's01:15:27
better than this, man?01:15:28
>> Nothing, man. Can't beat it.01:15:30
>> Can't beat it.01:15:33
>> You got to figure out how to talk to01:15:34
women. >> I was just thinking like this is getting01:15:35
ridiculous.01:15:36
>> Yeah, I don't really want to be doing this with you.01:15:37
>> Too romantic. I mean, if you want the01:15:38
kiss, we could, but01:15:40
[Music]01:15:48
you got your clutch, you got your brake,01:15:50
you got your throttle, you got your gear01:15:52
lever, AFR gauge, fan switch, steering01:15:55
wheel. You got all that.01:16:05
We're just trying to spread awareness01:16:06
and positivity to this world. You know,01:16:07
there's a lot of things going on in01:16:08
2023. We just have a little No, that's a01:16:10
microwave. Uh, so basically, we're01:16:12
trying to ban fried chicken, watermelon,01:16:14
Kool-Aid, and01:16:15
>> money. Should I hit black people?01:16:18
>> Why'd you sign so quick,01:16:20
>> bro? We got to get rid of her.01:16:24
>> So, you can stand up and cook.01:16:27
>> Oh [ __ ]01:16:29
>> Choose the voice you'd like me to use.01:16:31
Hi, I'm Siri. Choose the voice you'd01:16:33
like me to use.01:16:34
>> I'll tell you what, you f01:16:36
>> Hello. Your computer has virus.01:16:38
>> Make the bed and she gives me01:16:44
>> happiness.01:16:45
>> Happiness can't suck.01:16:47
>> God damn. That's a whole school of fish.01:16:51
>> Probably shouldn't say that in America.01:16:52
Someone's going to shoot the water. You01:16:53
>> know why I pulled you over?01:16:55
>> Because I'm black.01:16:56
>> Yeah. No. No. Your wife fell out of the01:16:59
car about a mile back.01:17:05
I wonder was so quiet.01:17:10
[Music]01:17:15
>> He's going.01:17:16
>> All right, bro. Looking good. You done?01:17:19
>> Yeah, we're all done, man.01:17:20
>> What's up?01:17:21
>> Here you go. This is for you.01:17:22
>> You want me to eat this?01:17:23
>> Yeah, man. Why01:17:24
>> candy?01:17:25
>> Yeah, sure.01:17:27
>> All right.01:17:28
That was a test, dude. Which you failed.01:17:31
>> [ __ ]01:17:32
>> You got it, Re.01:17:42
>> Bro, what are you wearing, fam?01:17:44
>> You told me to bring a mask,01:17:46
>> bro. For robbery. Not to save the NHS.01:17:51
Why you?01:17:54
>> It was It was all for nothing.01:17:57
It was all for nothing. Can I01:18:06
There's It's a corner.01:18:09
Well, [ __ ] you then. I don't know what01:18:10
it is. Well, I'm looking. I don't see01:18:13
[ __ ] There's nothing in the corner.01:18:16
Oh, you can go [ __ ] off then. I'm I'm01:18:18
not seeing it.01:18:20
>> It's not [ __ ] there, bro. It's a01:18:22
corner and it's [ __ ] empty, bro. Hey01:18:24
babe, the kids won't eat these brown01:18:25
bananas.01:18:26
>> Throw them out.01:18:29
>> Why?01:18:30
>> Cuz mommy doesn't love you.01:18:32
>> What the [ __ ] >> Hey, open up here. I got a got a package01:18:35
here from Hogwarts. Guess you're a a01:18:37
wizard or or something. Just you got to01:18:40
you just got to pull it. There you go.01:18:43
All right. So, I take Cash App Venma.01:18:45
Hey. Hey, what the01:18:47
>> uh Sure. Wait, what do you mean small?01:18:49
This is pretty average,01:18:51
>> Ed. This is pretty average, right?01:18:53
Actually,01:18:55
it's on your side.01:18:56
>> Oh, no, man. That's you.01:18:57
>> Lost cheese fries with fresh01:19:00
jalapenosis. What's going on here?01:19:03
>> You want to tell me who the hell Rachel01:19:04
is?01:19:05
>> No, it's Jack.01:19:06
>> No, it isn't. Someone named Rachel is01:19:08
calling your phone right now.01:19:09
>> No, it's Jack.01:19:10
>> Who is she? >> Answer it. It's Jack.01:19:12
>> Oh, it is. Okay, let's see.01:19:14
>> Hello.01:19:16
>> Oh, hi, Jack. Yeah, here he is. Why is01:19:20
Jack saying Rachel on your phone? Cuz if01:19:22
it said Jack was calling, then you01:19:24
wouldn't have brought me my phone, would01:19:25
you?01:19:33
>> Good morning.01:19:34
[Laughter]01:19:38
>> Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.01:19:40
>> Who is that?01:19:41
>> That's the new waiter, Raphael. This01:19:42
guy's killing me in tips.01:19:44
>> He really is insane.01:19:47
>> That's pretty impressive.01:19:51
I got that.01:20:01
[Music]01:20:20
No, no, no.01:20:45
Yeah, I think that's 12 behind us, bro.01:20:47
But whatever you do, fam, don't look01:20:48
back. You don't want to make it look01:20:50
suspicious, bro.01:20:51
>> Wait, what the [ __ ]01:20:52
>> Guys, this is Garfield and he likes to01:20:54
lay on a Domino's box and I just keep01:20:57
kicking him off the counter, but he01:20:58
still goes on the goddamn counter. Like,01:21:00
I don't know how to get him off the01:21:01
goddamn counter. Like, look at him. Oh,01:21:03
big yawn.01:21:13
Quick clackity duck. This is what the01:21:15
[ __ ] I want.01:21:16
>> My dog. He's trying to be cool for the01:21:19
ladies.01:21:22
>> Oh boy.01:21:24
[Music]01:21:30
>> Hey, cut the camera, man. Cut the01:21:32
camera, man. Hey, get my handcuffs, man.01:21:35
>> Oh, no. No.01:21:48
>> Girl, take the potatoes.01:21:50
>> Oh, I thought you was toasting the01:21:52
plate.01:21:53
>> Not that N is the only black letter in01:21:57
Nutella.01:21:59
>> That's [ __ ] Oh, excuse my language.01:22:01
No, it's fine.01:22:04
That's racist, too.01:22:12
>> Take this one. Take this one. Take this01:22:13
one. Daddy.01:22:15
>> Hey, daddy.01:22:16
>> Just cuz they Yes, Junior.01:22:18
>> Um, what year were you born?01:22:20
>> I was born in 1984.01:22:22
>> 1984?01:22:23
>> Yes, sir. 19. Some of the best years in01:22:25
life. So, you got to get out there. You01:22:27
can't be scared to fight with these01:22:28
dudes or nothing like that.01:22:29
>> How is it being a slave? your diary01:22:34
jackpot.01:22:37
[Music]01:22:39
Got this mat off of Tik Tok cuz I saw01:22:41
some guy that was like enjoying it too01:22:43
much.01:22:45
So, we're going to try it. I want to try01:22:48
it.01:22:55
[Music]01:23:01
Ow.01:23:02
>> Sorry.01:23:04
[Music]01:23:09
>> Yeah, this is one. This one.01:23:12
>> Want them? Take them back.01:23:13
>> No, they're happy.01:23:14
>> We're not even [ __ ] Buddhist.01:23:18
>> [ __ ]01:23:20
>> Hey, Siri,01:23:22
my girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow.01:23:24
Any tips on how to make it memorable?01:23:28
>> Break up with her. She would never01:23:29
forget that. You01:23:30
>> write something on the card because01:23:31
roses are red. The sun gives off heat.01:23:34
If your legs are tired, use my face as a01:23:36
seat.01:23:37
>> This is amazing, bro.01:23:38
>> What would you guys give that on a scale01:23:39
of 1 to 10?01:23:41
>> Trying to get lucky tonight, bro.01:23:42
>> I'm trying to get suffocated tonight,01:23:43
bro.01:23:46
>> You're expecting again?01:23:47
>> I am. Yes.01:23:48
>> What number is this?01:23:50
>> Number four.01:23:51
>> Good lord. Four.01:23:52
>> I know. There must be something in the01:23:54
air. Yeah, probably your legs.01:24:02
>> Kai Gregory Thomas Morrison, have you01:24:04
lost your [ __ ] mind?01:24:10
>> You make your ancestors proud, boy.01:24:14
immediately01:24:17
will be freezing.01:24:23
>> That's not a remote.01:24:26
>> That's your chuckle.01:24:31
Voice activated.01:24:33
Defrost.01:24:35
>> I got home. I heard my cat meowing. I'm01:24:37
like, why hasn't he run over to me yet?01:24:39
Yo. Yo, dumbass.01:24:44
Oh. Oh [ __ ] C. Goddamn. Oh [ __ ] Soda01:24:46
c. Hey C, we got the goddamn C. We got01:24:50
the goddamn miniature car here. Shout.01:24:53
What the [ __ ] going on? Cut it. Only in01:24:55
Cleveland. Shout. C. That b running. Oh01:24:58
[ __ ] Did he slide that [ __ ] Shout.01:25:01
That [ __ ] running off of three AAA01:25:03
batteries. Shout. Can you not grab that01:25:05
in there? There you go. There you go.01:25:06
There you go. Got it. Good. Thank you.01:25:08
Just for a second. Slide this underneath. I appreciate that. Thank01:25:09
you. No problem.01:25:11
[Applause]01:25:18
Hey,01:25:24
[Applause]01:25:32
>> all those people.01:25:36
And then there's just this [ __ ]01:25:40
2071.01:25:41
>> Holy sholies. $20.71.01:25:46
>> Before tax.01:25:47
>> Before taxes, man. Was it made out of01:25:50
gold?01:25:52
>> 2246.01:25:53
>> 22.46.01:25:55
Holy [ __ ] God damn.01:25:58
>> God damn.01:25:59
>> That turned on is the [ __ ] Popeye's01:26:01
menu. Killing. It's not [ __ ] funny.01:26:06
>> Hey, bro. What are we ordering?01:26:08
>> What are we ordering?01:26:10
It's not [ __ ] funny, bro.01:26:13
[Applause]01:26:14
[Music]01:26:16
>> Yo, you better01:26:24
put the milk in the cab.01:26:28
Which one of y'all flat children did01:26:30
this?01:26:31
>> It wasn't me,01:26:32
>> bro. I didn't have no cereal this01:26:33
morning. I don't remember. It was y'all01:26:35
two that had the cereal this morning. I01:26:38
don't know who put the milk put in01:26:42
>> the cabin. Put the milk in the01:26:44
refrigerator. >> Which one of y'all did, man?01:26:46
>> I don't I don't remember. Just put01:26:48
>> you don't remember.01:26:50
>> Who did some foolish mess like that?01:26:53
>> Put in the refrigerator.01:26:54
>> Who did this? I forgot.01:26:55
>> Which one? Who? You forgot. You01:26:58
>> me or you,01:27:00
>> baby? I don't know. You just say I01:27:02
forgot.01:27:03
>> I don't remember. It was you then. I01:27:06
might have done it.01:27:14
>> All of this happened because I got laid.01:27:18
>> Yeah.01:27:19
>> Watch another video for more funny01:27:21
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