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Imagine if we gave00:00:01
unlimited resources to the most00:00:03
malevolent person on earth and00:00:05
asked them to create the most complicated Elden Ring mod00:00:06
ever made. Welcome00:00:09
to the Nightmare Sed. This mode was created00:00:11
for one purpose only: to be impossible to00:00:14
complete. Absolutely everything is00:00:16
horribly difficult, from the00:00:18
placement of enemies to stop our00:00:20
progress, to the bosses that have been00:00:21
modified to be almost insurmountable, to00:00:23
the areas that force us to be extra00:00:25
inventive to make the slightest00:00:27
progress, everything is a nightmare. And to00:00:30
top it all off, I've never00:00:32
fought a boss as tough in my life as00:00:34
the final boss of this mode. I can't take it anymore00:00:36
, I really can't anymore, huh. I00:00:38
think I'm going to stop. It's simple in00:00:39
fact, Nightmed is the00:00:41
hardest and most unfair mode ever created on00:00:43
Elden Ring. In 6 months, only nine00:00:45
people on earth had managed to complete it00:00:47
and I became the 10th.00:00:49
Elden Ring has sold 30 million00:00:51
copies, so I am among the00:00:52
0.00300:00:57
% of players who have managed to complete this00:00:59
challenge. The Night Merced00:01:00
completely drained me00:01:03
and I think that for this reason and also00:01:04
because it's Christmas, subscribing to00:01:06
this channel would be a wonderful00:01:08
idea. Enjoy the video.00:01:10
What about the classes? OK, great. Is the00:01:12
cat a perfumer? No, I will00:01:14
not play that class. I will00:01:16
not play this class. OK, that's not00:01:18
great either, is it? You do realize,00:01:19
though, that they went so far as to00:01:21
choose the classes there. Phew! Okay,00:01:22
maybe we'll play that. No, the cat, that's00:01:24
not a crazy idea either, actually.00:01:25
Pedal boats are pretty good. Oh, there are00:01:27
blades on the cat's reverse side. Oh, there are the00:01:28
reverse blades in real life and the GS sword.00:01:31
Have you seen the character's stats or00:01:32
not? That's a bait because basically,00:01:34
you have nothing, you get killed by00:01:35
absolutely everything and he's like, 'Yes, yes,00:01:36
take this class, look, it's the00:01:38
globes.' No no, I'm not going to be fooled00:01:39
. I won't be fooled. I00:01:40
think that's what we're actually going with. Does L00:01:41
reverse suit you or not? That's00:01:42
definitely the dream, I think, right? And what do we00:01:43
call our00:01:44
dear character? Help, suffering,00:01:47
mountain, no rage, don't rage. No00:01:48
rage. Go ahead. No rage because there will be00:01:50
zero rage. Okay, let's go00:01:52
. Don't worry, it'll be fine00:01:53
. Yes, well, for now,00:01:54
this start is normal. Be careful to00:01:56
crouch when leaving this room00:01:57
or you may be hit00:01:59
by death planes.00:02:01
Wait, do I crouch down or do we00:02:02
want to see what the00:02:03
death plane is? We want to see what00:02:04
the death plane is. No, attack me, you00:02:05
bastard.00:02:11
Cheater down. Crouching runs are cool00:02:12
, aren't they? What do you think?00:02:14
Obviously, I want to tell you who00:02:16
else.00:02:18
Oh, OK.00:02:23
What the [ __ ]? Wait, he'll ruin everything. I don't have any00:02:25
potions.00:02:28
What? Oh no, wait, wait,00:02:30
wait. What just00:02:31
happened? Wait, the boss wasn't the00:02:34
same. No, what is this00:02:35
base, guys? I don't think I'll ever make it.00:02:36
Sometimes, he's very00:02:37
fast when he makes this attack. Oh my goodness00:02:38
, everything is under control now.00:02:47
The cat is fun, what do you think? Isn't that00:02:49
fun? But do you00:02:50
realize that this is the first boss of this00:02:51
mode?00:03:20
No, no. [laughs]00:03:24
No, we know there's a third one00:03:26
behind.00:03:28
Damn, this is the first boss of Acid, for [ __ ] sake00:03:30
.00:03:35
Okay, again.00:03:42
Oh no,00:03:51
that's it, it's over now.00:03:53
Oh [ __ ]! And the malenia00:04:02
Lim Guardianos [laughs]00:04:06
but there is a radagon there.00:04:09
No, but wow! Oh, and damn it! But that's a joke00:04:13
! Help! Do00:04:16
you think I have some damage? Oh [ __ ]! What the00:04:26
hell are you doing? Why do00:04:27
I have a [ __ ] perfumer? But what00:04:29
? But that's a joke.00:04:33
No no no00:04:34
, I'm not here, I'm not here.00:04:35
I'm not here, I'm not here. I'm00:04:36
not here, I'm not here. There's00:04:40
nothing I can do. What do I do?00:04:42
But guys, if there are perfumers00:04:43
who put up shields everywhere, I can't do that00:04:44
. OK, I need to manage to get to00:04:46
the00:04:47
grace site at the top. I don't have access. I don't have00:04:49
access to the site, thank you.00:04:53
Ah.00:05:27
And there you have it, guys. And there you have it. Go around00:05:29
. Go around. No, there is an00:05:31
obstacle. We are making progress. How is it00:05:32
progressing? We kill. That's how it is,00:05:34
the cat is tough. We'll do that00:05:36
to start with. OK, we've gone up to00:05:39
plus 3.00:05:41
No, but wait. OK, so there's a00:05:42
hipp and look what's right above it up there00:05:43
. [ __ ] hell. Okay,00:05:45
so we have a hippopotable one, and00:05:46
behind it, the untouchable one. OK, there are 11, there's00:05:48
a hippo, there's an untouchable.00:05:51
No, no, I can't see anything anymore. No, no.00:05:57
OK, this is all going to be fun anyway00:05:59
. I'm just going to go see what's00:06:00
really going on at the boss's place. I'm curious.00:06:12
No, but it actually makes sense. Oh [ __ ]00:06:14
hell! But what did I just00:06:15
experience?00:06:18
Oh, the bastards! No !00:06:22
Until the next S, please, cat!00:06:23
Until the next S of grace, perhaps.00:06:25
Oh my god! Oh, that really touched me.00:06:28
No, there's a maze behind it. I can't00:06:29
see anything. I can't see anything. I don't know what's in front of00:06:30
me. I don't know00:06:31
what enemies I'm going to have to face00:06:32
there.00:06:34
Come on. No, please do favor. No, please. Please, please00:06:38
. Yes.00:06:41
Oh [ __ ] hell00:06:43
no. Wait, there's a touchable one here.00:06:46
No,00:06:55
I got the horse. Did I get the horse or00:06:57
not? I didn't get the horse. I didn't get00:06:58
the horse. Oh, there's an00:07:00
invisible assassin, damn it. Wait, can00:07:03
I rest at another00:07:04
grace site to talk to Mina about retrieving00:07:06
the horse, or not now? Yes, the00:07:08
horse. But [laughs] wait 1 hour 12 minutes to00:07:10
get the horse. We can start leveling up00:07:11
too. And you think00:07:12
they customized everything in the game00:07:14
? We're going to see Margits. We're going to see00:07:15
Margit. Okay, what's wrong with him? What did he00:07:16
put there?00:07:20
What? Wait. What ? Is00:07:24
n't that a bit of a scale thing? What do you think of the area00:07:26
? OK. Do you think they went so far as to00:07:27
modify something like that?00:07:29
Actually, it would be nice if I could level up00:07:31
a few times.00:07:33
OK, that's fine.00:07:37
OK. Tayloring tools, smissing stone. OK, what should00:07:39
I do? I think I'm00:07:40
going south, right? The south, right, I00:07:42
think. The peninsula, that would make00:07:43
sense in reality. There's a major boss00:07:44
there by default. It's so stylish00:07:45
that I did it. Let's go see what's00:07:46
in the ja. Ah, maybe I should00:07:47
level up a few levels after all. I have00:07:49
the right to climb a few levels.00:07:51
Apparently not. Have they00:07:52
considered changing the current boss?00:07:56
It's the royal version, too. Oh, you could have done without it00:07:57
.00:08:02
Actually, I need to find out what00:08:03
these 64 are. We're going to try and00:08:04
kill the boss in the south. For what ? Because he's00:08:06
a major boss. Maybe00:08:07
it will give me an item I need00:08:09
for level 64, I don't know. Press Ah00:08:10
but yes, that's not a bad point00:08:11
. Wait. Damn. Let's go. That's what we have to00:08:14
do. So I have to do00:08:15
the peninsula. So, you don't see,00:08:16
excuse me, but after that it's Margit and00:08:18
Godric. Margitric Peninsula. We're waiting to make a00:08:19
dragon. It's a bit like a rune.00:08:20
Damn, I don't really know what he was doing.00:08:21
No, he hit the shopkeeper. Leave the00:08:22
merchant alone. But he will kill the00:08:24
merchant. He killed the merchant's donkey. You00:08:25
made a serious mistake there, Agil. You00:08:27
made a serious mistake there, Guil. OK. And what happens when you00:08:29
kill00:08:30
random bosses? Look, Lan has00:08:32
apparently been resurrected. Okay, listen very carefully. The00:08:34
town of Celia hides the source. Why would00:08:36
he tell me that here?00:08:42
But now wait, let me think of something00:08:43
now. The fact that he00:08:45
gave me the tip for Celia to go and00:08:47
light the three fires, could that be00:08:48
to open the door? I00:08:49
just wanted to check because basically the00:08:50
dragon gave me a key item. That's what surprises me00:08:51
. I want to see what00:08:54
Oh my little one I have the malm. What?00:08:57
Wait, can someone tell me00:08:58
why I have malm? Ah, it's00:08:59
Desmorgot. Yes, he's giving me a hard time, you00:09:01
bastard. Wait a minute, they00:09:02
've completely lost it.00:09:13
Come on Desmgot, clear out.00:09:18
So what is he going to give me then00:09:19
?00:09:21
But wait, wait for the morgot, they00:09:22
changed it. They added more00:09:23
malmie. Okay, fine, so wait. The00:09:25
peninsula is closed. Margit is00:09:27
far too harsh. So logically,00:09:28
KIDE is where I should do it. We00:09:29
try to refer to the note we00:09:30
received which says to light the three fires at00:09:32
Celia's. I don't really see what else I do, huh . Oh dear, wait,00:09:34
what's going on here? What's going on00:09:35
? Oh dear, oh dear, oh00:09:36
dear, oh dear.00:09:39
What is this Oh là là, oh00:09:41
là là, oh là, oh là là.00:09:48
Are we going to see who has the00:09:49
guil's place? Does that sound good to you? We'll take a quick look at00:09:50
that. Go ahead, let's take a quick look.00:09:54
Oh seriously, really00:09:57
[ __ ].00:09:59
OK, one less. I'm here, I'm here.00:10:00
I am here. I hope at least there's00:10:02
something nice, huh.00:10:04
Give me a good tip. Give me a good00:10:05
tip. Give me a good tip.00:10:15
No, that's a level of son of a [ __ ] I've00:10:17
rarely seen here. Okay, let's go see what's there00:10:19
. So, he's a rider instead of00:10:21
the dragon. Should I kill him?00:10:27
Come on.00:10:29
And give me something good.00:10:30
Give me something good. 38000.00:10:33
Oh00:10:34
oh, that00:10:37
pig was a real treat. Well, that's00:10:41
10% of the way. What? It's along00:10:44
the area. Some very, very pleasant00:10:46
surprises. I'm doing it and it's going to happen, don't00:10:48
worry. So.00:11:02
But I had the bubble. What are you doing? Should I00:11:04
try the chat again or not? Should I00:11:05
try it again?00:11:07
He's a [ __ ] bubble troll.00:11:08
He's a bubble troll. No, but00:11:10
wait, are you kidding me? Do you00:11:11
realize how vicious they are00:11:12
? We must die. Alva. OK OK Okay,00:11:22
12000 runes. Seriously, is that all I get00:11:25
? Oh no, but the loot00:11:26
is ridiculous, really. What could00:11:28
I do? No no no no no no00:11:30
.00:11:37
Yes. Oh please00:11:41
, please, please00:11:42
. Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't00:11:43
forget me. So,00:11:46
nice. And secondly, it00:11:50
was broken somewhere. I don't give a [ __ ]00:11:58
. I had some00:11:59
golden seeds. Yes. Yes. So, is00:12:02
Gory the one who's going to give me the quest00:12:04
? Perhaps after the cat, I confess that00:12:05
I was always taught that you had to00:12:07
do Garo Gori.00:12:18
Are you giving us anything important? Golden Order00:12:20
Principia. But the fashion world is actually messing with me00:12:22
. Wait, let's take another look.00:12:23
Did Cellia open the door00:12:25
?00:12:29
Wait, what? I00:12:31
think it's intentional. I hesitate to say they are too00:12:32
strong or they are bastards. What am I saying00:12:33
? So if that's a00:12:40
no, then you bastards. It's a labyrinth00:12:42
with untouchables.00:12:45
OK, there's nothing here. There's nothing here. Okay00:12:46
, I get it. There's nothing there. There's00:12:47
nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there.00:12:48
Damn, where am I?00:12:52
No. No, I just want the item. Ah, but what's00:12:55
more, they managed to create an00:12:56
insane maze because there wouldn't be anything00:12:57
invisible there.00:13:02
Oh, look from up here how00:13:03
stylish it is. Uh, well, listen, let's go do00:13:04
the rest, I think. We'll00:13:06
see. We call back 0 64 in 2h40. Yes, that's a valid point00:13:09
.00:13:10
Yes, I have a 1 coming soon00:13:11
. We're going to take on the boss and it's going to00:13:13
be a 100:13:15
Mister Wins Games.00:13:19
Oh00:13:24
what [laughs]? Are you kidding me00:13:26
?00:13:29
Oh dear!00:13:37
Yes, I tried to make it one00:13:39
more shot. So. Yes, I'm saying it. Well damn00:13:44
, that took some work, didn't it?00:13:45
This is good. Go see00:13:47
Margit. 1 of 64 items. Wow! Now00:13:51
we have another problem, which is how00:13:52
the [ __ ] Margit works. Because00:13:54
look, there are lots of snails and there's00:13:55
him.00:13:58
It takes damage. Wait, he's taking00:13:59
damage. It takes damage.00:14:00
Why is it taking damage? That's it,00:14:01
you have to find the damn good snail.00:14:02
All right. OK. Oh no, I'm stuck00:14:05
in a snail.00:14:10
Damn, where is he? But which one is it? Which one00:14:13
is it?00:14:20
[music]00:14:24
But I swear,00:14:25
this idea is pure evil genius. It takes an evil genius to00:14:27
do that. Oh my god! Oh dear, it's00:14:31
now.00:14:35
I'm going crazy. This is one of the00:14:36
most infuriating bosses I've ever fought00:14:38
. We're going to try to kill him. Go ahead, let's00:14:39
try to kill him. Ah, if it respawns, that's a00:14:41
scandal. If respaw happens, it's a00:14:43
scandal.00:14:45
Go! Go! Go. Oh my god. Maybe.00:14:47
Does it respawn or not? Does it00:14:48
respawn? Does it respawn?00:14:49
Does it respawn ?00:15:03
Oh damn, I'm all for bosses being00:15:04
super hard to beat, but00:15:06
please just add some00:15:07
fun mechanics. The breaking point. Oh no,00:15:09
breaking point means that's the00:15:10
moment when I'm going to give up. Do00:15:11
n't hesitate to subscribe; obviously, the00:15:13
more subscribers there are, the happier I am.00:15:15
Damn,00:15:30
this breaking point is their ass that I'm gonna00:15:32
break. But guys, this is00:15:33
the hardest acid of all time.00:15:34
Am I trying to go and kill Pat?00:15:35
Maybe he's giving me a00:15:36
sick item. So Pat, is it Pâte00:15:38
or not?00:15:41
So what does he have to offer us?00:15:43
OK, he gives us the pearl. OK,00:15:44
look at Obstav carefully. I just had00:15:45
a crazy idea for how to pass the time.00:15:49
There is no world where it doesn't happen. There is00:15:51
no world where it doesn't happen.00:16:06
What ? But what? How did I get00:16:09
here? What am I like? Damn, there aren't00:16:19
two of them. There aren't two of them. There are00:16:21
53 of them.00:16:33
Come on, just one easy thing.00:16:34
Come on, come on, something easy,00:16:35
please.00:16:43
The malm00:16:49
queue that puts the malm. What the [ __ ]? They're making fun00:16:57
of me because the00:16:58
fight against the boss who replaced00:17:00
Margit was 6000 times harder. Passe00:17:03
gourdin. No. We're passing Gourdin. We'll get00:17:05
through, we'll get through, okay now. It's good.00:17:07
I'm fed up with this. What if we went to see00:17:08
Radan the cat? So what would they have00:17:10
put there?00:17:12
How are you ? No, not at all. Wait, there are the00:17:14
three radars.00:17:27
Wait, I just saw something crazy00:17:28
. No, they did the damage themselves.00:17:29
How ? Wait,00:17:33
they're fighting each other. They've completely00:17:35
lost it again. We'll come back00:17:37
to the radars later. They don't have to do it all by00:17:38
themselves right now. That's very00:17:39
kind, thank you very much. No,00:17:41
wait, I can't play. That's it00:17:43
, damn it, they've cracked. Yeah, they kind of cracked up00:17:45
. No, no, no. OK, that's00:17:50
great anyway.00:17:53
OK, 4 is cool. OK. Okay, we had to00:17:57
find the real SC.00:18:01
Ah, but I'm enjoying the sun. OK,00:18:04
a little tan.00:18:07
Oh ! Will we manage00:18:13
to reach00:18:14
the academy? That's the00:18:15
real question. Do you think00:18:16
teleportation will take me to the academy or00:18:17
not? Because we remember that the00:18:18
last time I took a teleport,00:18:20
they changed where the00:18:21
teleports went. That's what00:18:24
this IT system has been about from the beginning.00:18:26
So, what kind of00:18:27
boss would they have put right there? No, a00:18:29
simple boss, that's literally the first00:18:31
time. It was00:18:33
just for fun, you know. It was00:18:34
really just for fun.00:18:36
We can go and see that. Maybe he'll find something interesting. We could still00:18:37
check. Oh, I'll kill him. OK,00:18:39
very good. They've00:18:41
definitely got something planned for us00:18:42
, haven't they? OK. Well00:18:45
, I'm glad I killed him.00:18:47
Damn, I know there's a boss00:18:48
here. Did I quickly00:18:49
check out the boss or not? It's another00:18:50
Theodorix. Go ahead, I need my00:18:51
revenge right now. Imagine, he reappears.00:18:52
No, no, no, no, no. But what about the parking tickets00:18:53
? What the00:18:54
[ __ ]? Are we talking about life or not?00:18:56
Why did I say I wanted to do it already?00:19:00
It really had to get stuck on that little00:19:01
pebble. OK, it's not necessary because he has00:19:03
no life, yet things are going00:19:04
better.00:19:07
I struggle a little less when I'm on the00:19:08
opposite side. OK. Oh, that00:19:10
really made me happy. 6600 runes, but you can go [ __ ] yourself00:19:12
. Where is the entrance to00:19:13
the base academy? So, is it00:19:14
crap or not? It seems to be going well00:19:15
. And if that's all there is to it? How are you. I'm really surprised that we can get through00:19:18
here without any problems, that he didn't put in00:19:19
harder stuff. OK. And wait until you see00:19:20
the academy. In my opinion, it's going to be00:19:21
something, huh. Oh dear, oh dear.00:19:25
Are we... Are we... Oh my!00:19:26
Oh dear! Ouch, ouch, ouch. Uh,00:19:37
I don't think we're going to build that00:19:38
cemetery. The question is, is00:19:39
the academy key there? Is00:19:41
that really blocking the item?00:19:45
Oh no,00:19:46
obviously there's no key. Damn, I00:19:48
think the key is in the car, the cat,00:19:50
in my opinion, the man from Caram, should I try this00:19:52
cemetery or not?00:20:02
We are alive, we are alive. I'm00:20:04
just observing from a distance what's there. I don't think we're going00:20:07
. No. Yeah, I00:20:08
think we'll just go to00:20:09
Carrier Momy Manor. No no no no no.00:20:13
Not number 10.00:20:16
No, wait, but all chimeras00:20:17
do that. But all chimeras do00:20:20
that.00:20:22
Okay, easy, no, it goes through directly.00:20:25
Oh my oh my oh my. No.00:20:54
And there you have it, absolutely no00:20:56
difficulty. Obviously, going around00:20:57
to avoid going up and down the00:20:59
stairs is better, I think.00:21:13
Wait, wait. What is this00:21:14
crap? What is this crap?00:21:26
Wait, but the rest is rubbish. OK.00:21:28
Thankfully, thankfully, we found00:21:29
the place. There are chairs00:21:31
that protect me. Damn, but00:21:32
luckily the chairs provide protection,00:21:34
huh. Well00:21:38
then, we're the big pieces of [ __ ].00:21:40
Damn, thank goodness for the chairs.00:21:43
Without the chairs, it's impossible in reality.00:21:45
4 64. I don't know if you realize, we00:21:46
're at 4. Well, now there's a moment that00:21:47
scares me a lot that we're getting into.00:21:49
I'm very, very scared of the academy, whatever00:21:51
it's going to be like. Hey guys. Just00:21:53
run, you just have to run, you just have to00:21:54
run.00:21:56
So, the bridge, what is the00:21:57
bridge going to be like?00:21:59
OK, it seems to be going well in reality.00:22:06
Oh, what an [ __ ]! I help! I ca00:22:11
n't, but it's not possible,00:22:13
guys, for me to pass. Yes. OK. Oh putting00:22:16
! I don't know how I got through, but00:22:18
I got through. And actually, I feel pretty00:22:19
good in the academy.00:22:22
I'm passing by.00:22:31
Come on, what do we have here?00:22:36
Oh, they have so much life. They have00:22:37
so much life, damn it.00:22:40
OK. OK. It's actually going well,00:22:42
strangely enough. Ouch!00:22:51
And thank you Panda for the 14th month.00:22:54
Ladies and gentlemen, it seems to me00:22:55
that this is a00:22:57
first try and we're moving to 5 out of 64. Is that00:23:01
your impossible signal? Let me00:23:03
laugh. OK. Okay, Renala Renala, first try.00:23:05
No. OK, I'm announcing that I think it's going to00:23:07
be Renala and Renana at the same time.00:23:09
Imagine Renala, Relana and Loretta00:23:12
together. Can you feel it coming or not00:23:13
? So be careful.00:23:20
Obviously,00:23:21
they did that on purpose. They did00:23:23
that on purpose because they00:23:24
know the dragons get stuck here.00:23:26
I'm having a laugh, I'm having a good time.00:23:30
I'm very afraid of phase 2. If he puts00:23:31
unx back in for phase 2, it affects me00:23:34
deeply, I'll be very angry.00:23:39
OK. Phase 2.00:23:42
OK.00:23:44
Ah, I have some damage, that's cool.00:23:47
OK,00:23:50
he's a tank, huh. TR potions, that's00:23:51
hot.00:23:54
OK.00:24:01
And that's your night out? Too simple.00:24:03
Too simple. Give me real00:24:05
challenges. Wait, what do I00:24:06
do next? We need to go make00:24:07
macar and it's simple. Why does he write00:24:09
109 from the top?00:24:11
Damn, 109 deaths for 6 major bosses,00:24:12
seriously? No, I feel like the00:24:13
beginning was hardcore, but now we still have quite a lot00:24:15
of PV. We managed to improve00:24:16
this gear, so we're a little better. We'll00:24:18
see how Macar does, but00:24:19
in my opinion he must have done some00:24:20
interesting things too.00:24:22
Wait, no, it's horrible to00:24:24
go through there. It would be horrible to go through00:24:25
there.00:24:27
Yeah, well, I think I'm going to have a laugh.00:24:28
I'm going to have a laugh. Is that okay or not?00:24:32
It fits, it fits, it fits,00:24:34
it fits easily.00:24:42
Forget me, forget me. Wait, that00:24:43
's incredible. Forget about me a little longer00:24:44
. Ouch! No ! Ciao Nazis! Ciao00:24:49
Nazis! Strangely enough,00:24:50
the mobs seem to be doing alright there. I find that very strange.00:24:52
Wait.00:24:54
Yes, that's00:25:04
why I can't use this? I ca00:25:05
n't use that. But damn, that's exactly what00:25:07
I thought. I can't00:25:08
use the consumables. Oh [ __ ],00:25:10
look at the mobs. Oh dear, do00:25:13
you think I have to kill him?00:25:17
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not00:25:18
bad, not bad, not bad. But00:25:20
those bastards are following me. Oh dear!00:25:35
But guys, I'm the gte. I do00:25:38
n't know how I got through. I don't know00:25:39
.00:25:42
We haven't seen enough of him since the beginning, have we?00:25:43
That's only five times. No, not even00:25:44
more. What did we see? 10 times since the00:25:46
beginning?00:25:48
Ah, but this concoll goon is just00:25:51
trolling.00:25:54
This is definitely a troll site. OK,00:25:56
good goaltmr mogy. Damn, I have to go down00:26:00
into the sewers and, without even realizing it, we're actually making00:26:02
progress. Do00:26:03
you think we should resort to violence or not? Okay, we00:26:04
finally have a good one, that's it, we have a good one, bleed00:26:08
bleed,00:26:14
so 51 or is the game cool?00:26:22
Anony ouch!00:26:24
Oh ! Oh ! The insane weapon I just got00:26:25
there.00:26:27
Ouch!00:26:31
Oh00:26:32
damn, I think that's too funny, or00:26:38
maybe we're not really here.00:26:39
No, do we really need that00:26:40
item up there? How so ? Yes. Do00:26:45
you really want me to have searched for00:26:46
this item?00:26:48
[laughs]00:26:50
No no no no no no no no00:26:53
.00:26:56
Honestly, a little tear of life, I wouldn't00:26:57
say no. Nice. Go ahead, let's go00:26:59
check the item. I bet you the00:27:01
legendary item is a lily of the valley. The00:27:05
lily of the valley is nice. I think we can00:27:06
say that, indeed. Okay, let's go.00:27:09
It's Guidon. Look, there's a, there's a00:27:11
[ __ ],00:27:14
huh.00:27:25
No, but he's even invoking that00:27:26
bastard. But wait, I have to00:27:27
kill them because otherwise I can't move forward00:27:28
. Where did he go?00:27:31
And what the hell is going on00:27:35
? Damn, they00:27:36
picked the worst boss from the DLC. They00:27:38
made it even worse. No no no no no no.00:27:43
[laughs]00:27:45
Stay calm.00:27:48
Yes. Oh, what a shitty fight, huh? Oh00:27:51
[ __ ] no. Well yes, but I don't have a00:27:52
major rune. What can you go do there00:27:54
? Let's go to the sea. That'll be00:27:55
fun. Wait, I missed it. But00:27:57
they removed the shortcut. Ah, I'd like that,00:27:58
but how the hell do I get back in?00:28:00
Gillus's here. OK.00:28:08
But how many "00:28:11
What the [ __ ]" are there? But damn it, how do I get through00:28:13
? Nothing, I see nothing, I00:28:14
see nothing, I see nothing. Where am I? Oh00:28:17
[ __ ], a ladder.00:28:19
Yes, yes, yes. Easy, actually, easy. Oh, the00:28:22
dragon that's blocking the way,00:28:24
the modder is truly an evil genius00:28:26
.00:28:30
Well, I don't know how we're00:28:31
alive, but we still have to go so far as to say00:28:33
we don't even know which boss00:28:34
it is.00:28:47
No,00:28:51
I'm literally stuck.00:28:54
No, but stop [laughs],00:28:56
but stop. No no,00:29:02
please, I'll first try the boss. Okay, so what has he00:29:04
put here for us?00:29:11
Oh [ __ ] hell. As a major rune, do00:29:13
you think I can enter the capital?00:29:16
So, we're in the capital. So00:29:23
maybe I'm not supposed to00:29:24
be there right away, huh. I have three level00:29:26
5 stones.00:29:28
Perhaps the game is inviting us to do00:29:31
the other areas first. So,00:29:32
wait, we're going to go see Godrick's soldier over there00:29:33
. Capital, I don't see00:29:34
how I can get through at the moment. Easy,00:29:36
easy,00:29:39
easy, easy. Gus is over there.00:29:43
[laughs] What00:29:45
awaits us there?00:29:55
Oh damn, that's funny. It's worth it00:30:01
. That's great. Okay, so wait,00:30:04
I'll take a look at the list. There is no chafra. Oh yes, yes, there's a [ __ ] mess00:30:07
to be made.00:30:09
I think Ben go la sifra.00:30:14
No, that's not right. It's not going well00:30:17
, it's not going well, it's not going well00:30:18
, it's not going well, it's not going well.00:30:29
Large00:30:36
search. I don't give a [ __ ] [laughs]. I don't give a damn00:30:38
. Wait, it's not over yet. No.00:30:43
Damn,00:30:49
I'm going to succeed at flying. Are there00:30:50
really people who die from this?00:30:54
What did I just see?00:31:00
Gonzimau, you just have to run. You just have to00:31:02
run.00:31:04
No, no, no.00:31:06
Everything is under control.00:31:09
It doesn't pixelate the live stream too much.00:31:20
No, no, damn it! No, but it's okay, it's okay00:31:24
. We almost made it this far.00:31:33
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it00:31:35
, I got it. What do you mean, "the00:31:36
cat"? I'm making some crazy moves. The00:31:39
cat's lucky. That was00:31:44
to unleash the madness right away00:31:45
.00:31:47
I was passing by.00:32:06
No, damn it00:32:08
. [laughs] Come on.00:32:10
Ah ok, that's easy.00:32:15
Nickelou, that's good. A a a00:32:19
or that's good. Okay, so what must he have00:32:22
put it there for?00:32:24
Rambler, Michael, Jonathan, three00:32:25
riders. Ah, he's a real fighter too.00:32:29
Oh !00:32:31
Ah! Ah! Ah! Yes, perfect.00:32:34
Oh ! Oh ! He wants to kiss, huh?00:32:38
No.00:32:39
What? What are you doing00:32:40
? OK, that's not bad. Go ahead, come on, come on, come on00:32:42
. No, but come on.00:32:43
Why did you glitch? Perfect, flawless.00:32:45
Alright, let's get a v1. There you go. Come,00:32:47
come. We're moving away. I can't have both at the00:32:48
same time, it's impossible. Does00:32:49
anyone understand what's going on here?00:32:51
Well, I'm already out of six potions, this is a00:32:52
mess.00:32:54
OK, shut up, man.00:32:57
And at the same time, who00:32:59
bothers to learn these shitty bosses?00:33:02
OK, we'll have two potions for the00:33:03
last one. Is it a done deal or not? Two00:33:05
potions for the last one. Ah, I have that.00:33:06
Wait, I actually have a ravioli. You00:33:07
know what? I'm even going to add a little00:33:08
gold.00:33:09
I do significantly more damage with00:33:10
both buffs. Oh, the two oxen00:33:13
that are carving. Have you seen the00:33:14
extra damage I have here? Oh yes, yes, yes.00:33:19
Oh oh, what a stupid fight. Just go see00:33:22
the merchant anyway. So00:33:26
the question is, can00:33:27
I get through it, and when do I have to go?00:33:38
No, but of course the merchant is selling00:33:39
something good, we agree on that.00:33:47
Alright, screw the merchant. Okay,00:33:48
I think I need to go to Kid now. Oh, I have to00:33:50
make KID the cat. No, that's00:33:51
impossible. The three little ones.00:33:53
Yeah, there are the three kids at KID. It gets extremely00:34:00
expensive afterwards. In reality, he's00:34:01
already taking a huge hit. That's good, that's good.00:34:03
Yes, that's right. Go on, continue00:34:04
the other radan, continue, continue. Oh00:34:06
[ __ ], there's a primer who's almost00:34:07
dead. It's good. [music] He's00:34:08
almost dead, damn it. He is almost00:34:09
dead. Yes, touch it, touch it,00:34:10
touch it. Oh, the arrows, they're00:34:11
not hitting anything, damn it. What's going on00:34:16
? What's going on00:34:18
?00:34:22
Yes, one less, one less, one less,00:34:24
one less. One potion, I have00:34:26
one potion left. I'm trying to kill00:34:27
him almost without the [ __ ] swords. Yes.00:34:29
OK.00:34:35
Horse. Ah, my horse is dead.00:34:37
Where is he? Hello ? Radan. There is no00:34:39
Dradan the cat phase. That should be00:34:41
fine. That should be fine normally.00:34:46
Is that okay?00:34:48
Oh !00:34:50
Oh ! Mess !00:34:53
What is no, but what is no00:34:54
! For what ? Don't give yourself up! Stop! No00:34:57
! No !00:34:59
How do I get out of here? But how do I get out of here00:35:01
? Damn! [laughs]00:35:03
Set me free! Ah! Oh ! Holy [ __ ].00:35:06
OK, and we're at 10/64. That's fantastic.00:35:09
Kyit, it's done. So I think we're going to go, well,00:35:11
we don't really have a choice00:35:12
actually. I know very well what we're going to do there, get our00:35:13
faces smashed in. Oh [ __ ]00:35:15
! Oh [ __ ], try going that way and00:35:18
see what's there. Oh [ __ ],00:35:19
how do I get behind here?00:35:24
Oh my god, the stellar creature. I don't care about00:35:30
the item. I don't care about the item.00:35:31
I'm fed up with the balls.00:35:38
Yes, normally easy. Yeah, yeah, super00:35:40
easy. Holy [ __ ]!00:35:45
Oh [ __ ] hell! I got one-00:35:47
shotted by that fascist guy.00:35:51
Oh [ __ ] hell!00:35:54
Surprisingly, it's going well.00:35:57
Why is it okay? And it's definitely a00:35:59
troll site. So the question is, will00:36:01
I be able to00:36:02
turn on the lights without getting run00:36:03
over? OK. Hey guys.00:36:06
We have enough grace. It's good. Oh my00:36:08
god! But what the hell is00:36:11
this [ __ ]? There you go, hit each other00:36:13
. That's great, guys. Keep going,00:36:14
keep going like that. OK. I'm going to quote my00:36:17
legendary [music] even though I know.00:36:18
Wait, wait. What did I just00:36:20
see? There is a wolf00:36:21
riding a horse. What is it,00:36:31
just let me turn it on, just let me00:36:32
turn it on? Just leave it on.00:36:34
We are at the center of the sun. Do you like the00:36:35
cat, the c of the sun?00:36:39
Okay, so what does the boss have in store for us00:36:40
? Thank you so much.00:36:44
Look at the boss's name.00:36:47
But that's impossible.00:36:50
Ah, they're fighting amongst themselves. OK, they're fighting00:36:51
amongst themselves. Alright.00:37:00
Damn, that sucks. A little. Well, I00:37:02
tried.00:37:08
OK,00:37:11
there is no P2. Ah, there's no00:37:12
P2 again. Ah, so Mog's the boss. Well,00:37:14
listen, you're going to keep making00:37:15
my friend a victim. Come on,00:37:18
he's the outcast, too. It was the00:37:20
little outcast00:37:24
who killed them. It's just serving their00:37:25
corpses. Yes, but he was the one who00:37:26
decided to have them killed.00:37:28
OK. Well, it wasn't that hard. Okay, the00:37:31
double gargoyles.00:37:33
Oh no! And not you either, you piece of00:37:35
[ __ ] labyrinth. We can't see anything. I don't know where I00:37:36
am. I don't know what I'm doing. Help. Hello00:37:38
?00:37:41
What happened to me? Why did I get00:37:42
one-shotted? I don't know if I'll manage00:37:44
to get to the uh, the double00:37:45
gargoyle, the cat. I'm going YOLO, we only00:37:46
live once. Go for it, YOLO. Oh, but that takes it away from me00:37:48
. Oh [ __ ].00:37:49
This program [music] is offered with00:37:50
audio description for the visually impaired.00:37:52
I'm trying to roughly recognize where we00:37:53
are. I am in a tree. Damn,00:37:55
where am I? I'm stuck in a corner.00:37:56
Where am I? Is it a bear? There's a00:37:59
crayfish. Ah! A place of grace.00:38:04
Yes, I took a grace period website. I do00:38:06
n't know how we got through, but we got00:38:07
through, okay? Okay, who's at the double00:38:08
gargoyle? The cat. Who's at the00:38:09
double gargoyle?00:38:14
Oh, the Gaius Cascade, I would never have00:38:16
believed it, huh? Come on, not some crappy stuff please00:38:17
.00:38:28
Oh yeah, I have extra damage, that's00:38:29
great. There's another one coming,00:38:36
actually. Gayus really needs to land00:38:37
solo. And why he's called the00:38:38
commander, Na and Pasal, makes me00:38:42
a little less interested.00:38:49
OK, it's not a done deal yet. It's really00:38:51
not a done deal.00:38:58
Is there any bleeding associated with00:39:00
my fat? Ah there you go,00:39:04
I'm a bit grilled00:39:14
and dead or00:39:20
Ah damn, it's not for jokers00:39:22
huh. Next area, I can go and00:39:23
do Monelmir. There are plenty of items00:39:25
to collect along the way, it could00:39:26
be fun after all.00:39:28
Oh ! Oh [ __ ] hell! The talisman00:39:32
that will be very useful. I get the feeling the00:39:34
modder didn't really anticipate us taking this path. It seems00:39:35
quieter around here, though00:39:36
.00:39:37
Ricard and the chamber. [laughs]00:39:41
Oh [ __ ], I hear a shitty noise.00:39:45
Oh [ __ ] hell. Did you00:39:47
see the weapon I picked up or not?00:39:50
Oh dear. Wait, but this is starting to get interesting00:39:53
. What the [ __ ]? Okay, so who's00:39:54
the boss? Okay, that's useless to me00:40:04
. So00:40:05
, it doesn't cause any fire damage there.00:40:06
Okay,00:40:08
that's not good.00:40:11
And why did I get00:40:12
sleep from the ice cream there? Please explain.00:40:13
But what?00:40:23
Oh hell!00:40:26
This shitty fight is unbearable.00:40:28
Oh [ __ ], I don't know how I'm going to manage now00:40:29
. It's hot.00:40:31
Damn, you really have to get [ __ ],00:40:32
huh. It's horrible.00:40:41
Yes, but here, I think you see the point and00:40:42
you're saying "Ah well, I want to00:40:43
play." Admit that right now, you want to, you ca00:40:44
n't resist the urge to play on00:40:45
this site.00:40:48
Oh yes, no, don't sleep, don't sleep, don't sleep00:40:50
. Tule.00:40:54
Oh [ __ ] hell! But it's a fight, damn it!00:40:56
It's a fight between idiots,00:40:58
really, you could say that. Let's go see00:40:59
what's in place of the Virgins.00:41:01
I'm very afraid of the path leading to the00:41:02
virgins there. Look, don't you have00:41:04
something?00:41:08
Obviously, I really wondered, will00:41:10
the road be peaceful?00:41:18
Oh, Ren's here and00:41:23
I'm just not stressed at all.00:41:30
Chill, it's chill, it's chill. Something00:41:31
simple, please.00:41:35
Why am I not taking any damage?00:41:38
Why am I not taking any damage?00:41:41
Ah, OK, I'll take the damages. I mustn't be able to00:41:46
do that, though . Come on, come on. Is00:41:51
this the final phase or not? OK.00:41:54
Old F, that's all. That's all. Well, what00:41:56
scares me a lot now is that we're going to00:41:57
see what's in00:41:58
place of Ricard, and what00:41:59
scares me even more is the passage00:42:01
for Ricards. Go ahead, let's move on to00:42:02
the chat. I don't know if it's00:42:03
a good idea or not, but go ahead,00:42:05
I want to try it. It's what ? 2200:42:06
in strength and 55 times, is that right?00:42:09
Oh [ __ ], he might have done something stupid.00:42:11
OK, so we said let's go see Ricard.00:42:13
I was going to say it actually seems to be going well now00:42:19
. It has to go through. No.00:42:24
Oh man, what's with all this damage?00:42:26
Am I going to YOLO otherwise? Holy [ __ ]00:42:40
!00:42:43
Oh [ __ ] hell! Kiss my ass00:42:48
! OK OK00:42:56
[ __ ], really,00:43:01
and I just have to pass the IPO, damn it. I00:43:02
just need to pass the IPO to activate00:43:03
the elevator.00:43:14
Oh ! You just run, you run,00:43:25
I'm doing lots of things at the same time,00:43:26
I think. You never know. You00:43:27
never know. It works out by mistake.00:43:36
Oh [ __ ],00:43:42
it's not the doubles. Do00:43:46
we know what phase 2 is? Not a00:43:47
single shot there. Oh no. Yes yes,00:43:53
with a bit of luck, there's no00:43:54
second phase, you know.00:44:05
What will the second phase be? Hi00:44:07
Blood. But there is a second phase00:44:08
behind the cat. There is a second00:44:09
phase, please00:44:13
. A simple trick for the00:44:15
second phase. A simple second phase00:44:16
.00:44:20
I have fire damage for Midra. Oh,00:44:21
the fire damage to Midra is00:44:22
terrible. What else00:44:26
can I do? To00:44:28
cross the capital. That works out well00:44:29
then. Are you ready?00:44:47
Look, he's riding one on top of the other.00:45:01
I arrive then.00:45:17
Oh [ __ ]! OK. It's00:45:23
nice to see the mess,00:45:25
not00:45:29
the damage,00:45:33
a [ __ ] flower blocking the00:45:34
passage. I don't know how I'm going to do it00:45:36
.00:45:39
He had fallen down. Wait, I00:45:40
just have to dodge until he does00:45:42
the pattern and then it's fine. Dodge,00:45:43
we'll see the pattern. We're stuck.00:45:45
Well then, Adam, we're absolutely rubbish.00:45:52
Yes yes yes yes yes00:45:53
. Ouch! No, no, no. Yes.00:45:57
Let's go.00:45:59
We made it through.00:46:02
I don't think this mob normally00:46:03
activates. No.00:46:14
But Radan turns around and sees a vision00:46:16
of horror. Okay, let's go, let's try00:46:17
this climb, this ascent,00:46:19
because oh damn, there's an untouchable on00:46:20
the left.00:46:31
We're going to increase one arc, right, I think.00:46:33
Well, I have no other choice. They00:46:34
deactivated the arcs. They disabled00:46:35
the shields too.00:46:37
Oh Mikelas Ring of Light! Oh no,00:46:40
wait a minute, he's such a jerk.00:46:42
He's such a jerk. I'm going to go there with00:46:43
my dick and my knife, for00:46:45
real. Maybe just by running. There's00:46:46
a cannon on the other side, damn it.00:46:59
What? Wait, just wait. Okay, so what has he00:47:01
prepared for us here?00:47:02
Backstep queen, dancer of rana.00:47:05
That could be the boss. That could00:47:06
be the boss.00:47:12
No, not, I have Marik next door at worst.00:47:14
That's OK. She still has a potion.00:47:16
Wait. What ? What ? What ? What ? What ? Why does she have a second00:47:17
potion? They didn't do that. They did00:47:18
n't give him an infinite potion. No. Oh, you00:47:21
[ __ ].00:47:25
Oh no. That is to say, I can't let her go00:47:26
. Yes, it was too suspicious. Yes.00:47:27
Well yes, there was something00:47:28
suspicious there.00:47:30
I managed to put it in that corner.00:47:31
That's perfect.00:47:33
Oh ! OK.00:47:37
And there you have it. We can just debrief on00:47:39
how I passed the branch. I don't00:47:40
understand. Okay, so what has he00:47:43
prepared for us here?00:47:47
A ladder. Bosses are a00:47:48
ladder. I'm arriving, Pasocher. That's an added bonus,00:47:51
obviously. No way. OK, the00:47:54
fight is really not obvious enough.00:47:57
OK. Do you think the ladder will do00:47:58
anything afterwards?00:48:04
I don't believe what I'm going to do. There is00:48:05
a squirrel. It's not you, is it?00:48:06
It's not you.00:48:11
No, but dude, squirrel, you're kidding me00:48:12
. So, wait, let's00:48:14
see where we stand in terms of00:48:15
bosses killed. 17 64. So,00:48:17
Limgriff, that's good, Lion, that's good,00:48:18
Altus, that's good. Uh no, Altus, he's00:48:20
staying. Oh [ __ ], I have to clean the00:48:21
sewers. Oh no, but up there in the sewers.00:48:23
Yeah, I'll skip it, but I'll have to00:48:24
remember. I'm more00:48:25
precisely sure how it works. I00:48:26
think we're going to have to try it,00:48:27
right? Wait, what does he want from us?00:48:29
That's Midra.00:48:32
The damage is OK.00:48:34
Wait, but how do I get here then00:48:35
?00:48:40
But00:48:46
I was spamming, I was spamming.00:48:53
No, please.00:48:55
Damn, there's a small problem here. Oh oh. Yes.00:49:00
Oh yes, yes.00:49:03
But wait, I'm going to manage to get00:49:04
down there. Like, down there, it's going to00:49:05
be hell.00:49:14
I don't know about that pipe. OK.00:49:22
No,00:49:25
there is no other way. I have it on it now00:49:26
. Equip a huge00:49:27
shield that tells him.00:49:33
OK. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.00:49:34
Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.00:49:35
Give it to me.00:49:38
OK. OK.00:49:42
OK. Nice!00:49:47
I'm not going to kill the hand. I'm not going to00:49:49
kill the hand. The cat, I don't have the00:49:51
hand. OK. What's behind it?00:49:54
What's behind it? Do00:49:57
you think I can do the jump there?00:50:06
I bounced off the wall.00:50:08
But there are a lot of people.00:50:13
And here we go again.00:50:15
It's hellish.00:50:17
The cat is a nightmare. It's hellish.00:50:20
Let me out of this thing. I don't think00:50:22
my morning will be all about being a pain in the ass00:50:23
. Really,00:50:24
and I'm almost at the shortcut. The cat, please00:50:26
. Did you put something simple here? A glass face up there.00:50:28
Open the shortcut. Open the00:50:29
shortcut. Open the shortcut. Open the00:50:30
shortcut. Is it Oh [ __ ]! OK. The00:50:32
question now in the chat is whether00:50:33
the skip to go to M is open or00:50:35
not? Skip, they said. So I don't have00:50:36
the right. It's your fault if I00:50:37
die, huh? Ethical running. Well, they're00:50:39
not very ethical themselves, but oh well.00:50:40
Yeah, they wouldn't have put in enemies that were00:50:41
too annoying. So, we agree, I00:50:42
can just run, that'll do it. Okay,00:50:43
Mog,00:50:47
only one00:50:52
good one, super good.00:50:55
I can't handle the bad meatball. I ca00:50:57
n't mess it up badly. What the [ __ ]00:50:59
?00:51:03
No, I never would have believed it.00:51:06
Wow, it's hot in here. OK,00:51:15
I don't know how I got here. We'll see.00:51:17
Yeah.00:51:21
And ladies and gentlemen, another boss00:51:23
falls. Let's go. And this is all starting00:51:26
to look pretty good. The cat, there's still00:51:28
one boss left before going to the00:51:29
giants' team.00:51:34
We'll come back, we'll come back, we'll come back00:51:35
later. No, we don't care. No, I'm on the00:51:36
giants' team, we'll come later. That's it00:51:38
, he's pissed me off, he's pissed me off with00:51:39
this fight. Damn, I don't know what00:51:40
you guys think, but this00:51:41
challenge is crazy, it's making you00:51:43
sweat a little.00:51:48
Oh ! Have you seen the damage? Have you00:51:50
seen the damage I'm taking, damn it?00:51:52
What will be up there?00:51:53
What is this? Oh [ __ ], it's00:51:55
Roualea.00:51:59
No, but dude, what should I get? What should I get00:52:00
? But [ __ ], [ __ ], leave my00:52:02
ass alone. V, you piece of [ __ ]. Maybe if I00:52:05
go around it.00:52:08
There's another one who can see me.00:52:10
He saw me there.00:52:15
Stay there, Mper, stay there. Stick00:52:16
with that. Stay there. No, but get out , get out, get out, get out, get out00:52:17
, get out, get out, just get out00:52:18
! Holy [ __ ], this is insane00:52:20
! That's madness! I've never seen anything like it!00:52:22
But I've never seen that before.00:52:29
No, damn it, I saw it. I could have00:52:30
done the wheel. Wait,00:52:31
how many female bears are there? If I just go through like00:52:33
this?00:52:36
So, I had a problem. I think I have00:52:37
two. I see00:52:39
two.00:52:41
No, but we're going to shut up. Don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come.00:52:52
Wait, the cat's not finished yet. There's00:52:53
still more up there. There's still more up there. Please00:52:55
, you weren't a bastard.00:52:57
Untouchable.00:53:00
No, no, there was obviously an00:53:02
untouchable up there. Obviously. Hi.00:53:06
No. Yes. When I get to the top, there's00:53:08
an untouchable that's going to teleport right into00:53:09
my face, we agree on that.00:53:10
Ah! Hey there, it's been a long time.00:53:12
How are you ? Bad, very bad. Where is the intel? He needs to00:53:14
teleport right in front of me. They00:53:15
need to come. But it's buggy.00:53:20
I'm too stupid.00:53:25
Downright. Oh ! Do I have to00:53:27
put the untouchable one up my ass for it to work00:53:28
? He needs to teleport00:53:30
to me, damn it. The untouchable. No, but that's00:53:31
insane. Don't00:53:42
do anything stupid now. Don't00:53:43
do anything stupid. [ __ ] hell. Oh00:53:48
oh00:53:49
[ __ ]. Oh wait. Until I have00:53:52
the grace website, it's not done. Until00:53:53
I've actually parked my ass on this site00:53:55
, it's not done. Ah, I'm just in a00:53:59
rush, I think. Seriously, up00:54:01
in the air like that. No, that doesn't00:54:04
exist.00:54:06
No, but it doesn't affect me. It didn't00:54:08
affect me. We even saw the thing continue its00:54:09
trail. But oh, there are00:54:11
assassins. Make fun of me. Yeah.00:54:14
No no no no, but no, but it's okay00:54:16
now. They're 52,000 km away, damn it00:54:18
. It's Dr. Gibraltar, between us.00:54:20
Oh [ __ ] hell. First try. First00:54:23
try. OMG. Oh, good S. Good evening. Do you want me to kill00:54:25
Radagon for real? I kill Radagon00:54:26
just for the fun of it.00:54:29
Oh00:54:32
yeah, that's good, are you happy?00:54:34
60,000 runes in real life, no way.00:54:38
Wait, wait. Are these the sticks00:54:40
? You need a stick. I don't think I have a00:54:41
stick, cat. Well, we'll have to00:54:42
cross our fingers. Maybe one day I'll have00:54:43
a stick. There wasn't...00:54:45
Wait, wait, I just00:54:46
remembered00:54:47
something.00:54:51
I was like, "Oh, they00:54:52
put in the shortcut," so I duplicated00:54:54
a memory and we take the stick.00:54:57
No, but wait, no, but this is a troll. Boost invisibility sorcery. This is00:55:00
a troll. This is a troll. It's definitely00:55:01
a troll, guys. It's definitely00:55:02
a troll. I am given a spell to become00:55:04
invisible. Then they tell me, "Oh look,00:55:06
you have a staff that boosts00:55:08
invisibility magic." That seems too00:55:09
suspicious to me.00:55:13
There's a troll, it's not possible.00:55:14
Can equip it for jumping. But I can't00:55:15
equip them. They're just too00:55:17
strong. They're a pain in the ass. But00:55:18
I love it because it also gives you00:55:19
all the spells. Like, he'll be able to00:55:21
play with magic. Oh no, sorry, you00:55:24
can't use magic. It's00:55:25
much too quiet here. Do00:55:26
n't you know why it's so quiet?00:55:28
I don't understand why this path is00:55:30
so quiet here. That's too weird.00:55:31
Like, I was expecting things to be00:55:33
shooting at me on the channel,00:55:34
but nothing. Giant and the00:55:37
goblet of fire.00:55:44
Why is there a practical exercise?00:55:46
Teleportation. There's always a TP00:55:47
there. But never, right? No,00:55:49
never.00:55:51
What's that? What is this? Oh [ __ ]00:55:55
! All right. OK.00:55:58
But how many are there? But damn, it's00:56:00
an army. Ouch! What the00:56:02
[ __ ]? And since we passed the00:56:05
giants, we've been doing well. Okay, let's start there00:56:06
.00:56:08
Oh damn, I didn't see it.00:56:17
Oh, are you kidding me? Alive,00:56:20
I am alive. I am alive. I am alive. I am alive. I am alive.00:56:21
I am alive. Just00:56:24
a simple little thing, please.00:56:29
But that's F's animation. Don't tell me00:56:31
all the NPCs are00:56:33
going to show up. Oh, I can feel it coming a mile away00:56:34
. There will be a second NPC and then there will00:56:35
be three NPCs at the same time. OK.00:56:38
Warning, new NPC.00:56:43
Okay, that's all good. Kalia is the only one who's00:56:45
above me.00:56:48
The TR PN now.00:56:55
[ __ ] the damage. No, no, they're making fun of00:56:57
me here.00:57:02
Damn, I got killed in two00:57:04
hits. No, but dude, that's enough. Okay00:57:11
guys, yeah, we're gonna have a blast. No, but00:57:14
I'm taking two hits. I take two00:57:16
hits. It's getting a little too intense.00:57:19
That's a dragon up there. Boralis. Oh my00:57:21
god, the crayfish with Boralis. Yes.00:57:23
Come, come, come, come, come. There's00:57:25
a phase of this [ __ ].00:57:35
What comes next?00:57:44
But I can move. I can't move.00:57:47
Help, man.00:57:51
But damn, the city is already hard enough00:57:53
. And on top of that, I'm dealing with bugs that have never been00:57:54
seen before. No, but it's no,00:57:56
but come on, come on, Bealist, damn it. I'm00:57:58
actually having to replay the00:57:59
Borealist fight because of all these bugs.00:58:02
OK, it's clearly blood, it's dirty blood00:58:04
. We agree. Okay,00:58:07
damage. That's great.00:58:10
If it's the blood lord,00:58:11
it's a mess.00:58:14
OK, go ahead, come closer. Come closer, come closer00:58:16
, come closer. Please, come please00:58:17
. It'll be here soon then00:58:19
. Oh damn, but it's00:58:22
stressing me out having the other guy coming up behind me, it's annoying. Ah, I don't know00:58:24
how I'm going to do this.00:58:27
This is a mess. This is a mess. This is a00:58:28
mess. This is a mess. This is a mess.00:58:29
This is a mess.00:58:35
Oh [ __ ], Morgotte. Ah I think it's00:58:39
Oh my god Morgot throwing knives00:58:41
behind me it's hell because I'm00:58:42
trying to change weapons and get something00:58:43
that doesn't do fire damage00:58:44
against Mog that might be better no we'll00:58:46
switch to the giga club what do you think I'll have00:58:47
more damage that way too00:58:49
come on first try now00:58:50
first try let's stop the nonsense00:58:57
Yes.00:59:08
OK.00:59:21
I received two, uh, half. Oh, I think we did00:59:24
well to change weapons.00:59:25
No. Should we try the00:59:26
NPCs again quickly? I should never have said no to the00:59:28
cat's club. It's my fault.00:59:29
Why did I play the blasphemous card00:59:30
when I had the club? I have his00:59:32
club.00:59:34
OK, this is a tricky moment. This is00:59:38
the damage they have now. Damn, I have00:59:40
three running at the same time here, it's00:59:41
impossible. He's the one who does the00:59:47
beating. Damn, the00:59:49
damage he's sustained is ridiculous.00:59:52
Who is almost dead. OK.00:59:58
Oh [ __ ] hell! Oh, it's01:00:01
clearly not a done deal. I'm01:00:05
out of potion. So neither of them01:00:06
wants to stay quiet for a bit, and01:00:07
the other one attacks me all by himself.01:00:11
That's too much,01:00:14
Yes.01:00:37
Damn, it's so hard, for [ __ ] sake.01:00:40
Yeah, we almost did an01:00:41
acid trip there, it destroyed me01:00:43
mentally. No, but there, the two01:00:44
fights were... but I forgot how to01:00:46
breathe, damn it. So, Phar, what does it01:00:48
look like? Then again, maybe he was just really01:00:50
nice. Everything is simple01:00:51
in farzoua. What's this idea? I didn't see it,01:01:00
but in the end, I changed my mind. Oh [ __ ]01:01:02
!01:01:08
No no no no no no. It's the01:01:10
salad.01:01:17
Set me free. Why the hell do I have to do this01:01:19
? Wait. Do you think this is a new thing, this01:01:20
one-shotting hand thing?01:01:25
I'm putting myself in the editor's shoes too,01:01:26
who's going to receive 40 he deeds. Damn,01:01:28
he could at least put some01:01:33
effort into staying calm. There's no01:01:34
problem. Watch out, another mute one. Oh [ __ ]01:01:37
! Leave me alone. Another lily of the01:01:40
valley. But look at that face01:01:43
. Oh dear, I'm dead. He's01:01:45
already dead. Is dead.01:01:50
Damn, that bastard lowered his standards. He01:01:52
lowered the platform. He lowered the01:01:54
platform, we can't do the jump anymore.01:01:56
He lowered the platform so that we were01:01:58
forced to go around it. No, but that01:01:59
's a joke. I have more01:02:01
stamina. Oh [ __ ] hell.01:02:02
Maybe.01:02:03
Hello Roman Boncoptère. Novel. Damn, it works01:02:06
. Maybe, maybe, maybe.01:02:07
Maybe, maybe.01:02:12
Oh [ __ ]! Oh, it's over. I passed by01:02:14
. What's the boss? What's01:02:16
the boss? What's the boss? I can't see01:02:18
anything.01:02:19
Oh [ __ ] hell! Do you see any01:02:21
hollows? Devonan? [laughs]01:02:25
No, I don't have the light. Besides, I can't01:02:26
see anything. I don't see the fight. Oh, the01:02:28
pity.01:02:33
Damn, what a hell!01:02:36
OK, one less. One might think that things are off to a01:02:37
good start. I don't know anything about01:02:39
coming. And if someone could01:02:41
turn the light back on too, that would be01:02:42
super cool. OK, this is going to be funny. I don't01:02:45
know her.01:02:47
I don't know Devonia.01:02:51
Tamasse a little bit anyway.01:02:55
Oh, that touches me. It's going pretty well01:02:57
, I think. It's not01:03:01
going well. Of potions. What is this?01:03:04
It's a planteia. This thing is01:03:06
following me. It's following me, damn it.01:03:09
This is a mess. This is a mess. This is a01:03:10
mess. This is a mess.01:03:14
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know01:03:15
.01:03:18
Chor, that touches me. This is a mess.01:03:24
I feel like dying. There's still one shot left to01:03:26
take. [ __ ] hell. Okay, and if I01:03:28
could turn on the light this time, that would be01:03:29
cool. OK and OK Devonia to01:03:34
both of us. No nonsense. Romain, does01:03:37
she get stoned sometimes or not? Well, damn01:03:43
, that's quite a fight. The01:03:45
question now is, is the cat bird01:03:46
skipping still or not?01:03:55
They removed it, he removed the post, that01:03:58
[ __ ]. No no no no no. Get lost, get01:04:00
lost, get lost, get lost. There are my01:04:01
[ __ ] seas. There is mesmer. There are01:04:03
my seas. There are my seas.01:04:06
Damn sea, he put the grace site01:04:07
lower, that bastard. But why? What the01:04:09
[ __ ]? OK. Okay ladies and gentlemen,01:04:11
a big moment is coming up now. A01:04:12
truly great moment.01:04:15
No, but look. No, but look.01:04:22
So what prepared us for01:04:23
Malik? Do you think so, Radan? It's been a01:04:24
long time. It's been too long. Radan,01:04:25
I really want to see01:04:27
my shots again.01:04:31
Whoops, I'm stuck on the ground. We're waiting for that. So.01:04:35
Blade, that's01:04:46
super weird. No, but01:04:47
look, I'm bouncing off01:04:48
them like they're a wall. Did you01:04:50
see it or not? Did you see? I'm bouncing back01:04:52
as if it were on "That's just the01:04:53
mechanics, I think."01:04:57
But I like it, I'd like some bosses that aren't too01:04:59
hard from time to time.01:05:00
It's cool in real life too. We'll make room01:05:02
and then I'll have to finish the...01:05:03
I'll have to do Astel for real, the01:05:04
cat.01:05:08
Dragonland Macar, why is he called01:05:09
Macart?01:05:13
What?01:05:16
What ?01:05:20
What ?01:05:25
That's good, right? No, but dude, excuse me,01:05:27
but what was with all the damage he was doing when he01:05:28
gave up? But I'm okay. How am01:05:31
I supposed to do this01:05:36
teleportation? Not here normally, for01:05:37
now, crossing is going well there.01:05:39
I'm very afraid to cross it here.01:05:41
Actual hell with YouTube premium. Oh, there's01:05:43
a chimera.01:06:00
But play. Yes, well, I play, I play, I01:06:01
play, I play.01:06:20
Damn it, just let me through.01:06:26
There's a hip on the other side.01:06:31
It looks simple at first glance. Yes.01:06:38
Damn, you're a pain in the ass.01:06:41
No, but [ __ ], no, but [ __ ] [ __ ],01:06:47
but what a load of [ __ ]. But the01:06:49
[ __ ] chimera, damn it, but01:06:52
Gillus, what01:06:54
blocked me? But what can I do? How would01:06:56
I describe your character already? I don't remember how we did it. Oh yeah01:06:57
, no rage, no rage,01:06:59
no rage. Oh my01:07:07
god, what a nightmare! Wait,01:07:10
because there's still the putrid lake to01:07:11
cross, you know. Yeah, the lake01:07:12
definitely doesn't smell good. Lake of cringe, please01:07:15
tell me you were cool in the01:07:16
lake. Oh no!01:07:22
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!01:07:24
Which tower? Well, in this case01:07:26
, that might be useful01:07:27
.01:07:30
Yeah. No, no, no, they're everywhere.01:07:44
I try, I try some rolls, some01:07:45
stuff, I don't know. But two on the01:07:47
chat of01:07:49
There is no grace. There is no01:07:50
grace. There is no grace.01:07:56
Where did grace kill? I didn't see it. To my01:07:57
left. Where is the grace site? He01:07:59
was right there. Okay, so what do we have instead of01:08:00
Astelle?01:08:08
You have a lot of life. The01:08:10
whole family is there. There's01:08:11
literally the whole family. They're01:08:12
fighting amongst themselves, I get the impression.01:08:14
That's too many things to01:08:15
focus on. Damn,01:08:17
I'm going to activate the second01:08:18
creature now. Horrible.01:08:24
Mid-life, really. Midli.01:08:27
Oh, first try. First try.01:08:31
Oh great. Well, those are definitely the01:08:34
hardest paths. I think we're going to do01:08:36
the cel now. That's01:08:37
great.01:08:39
The passage is blocked. What is01:08:40
that crap over there on the left?01:08:44
Tabas, though, these aren't films that01:08:46
I enjoy that much01:08:51
.01:08:54
It's the apocalypse, I'm speaking01:08:55
calmly, but it really is the apocalypse01:08:56
. Okay, so what have they01:08:57
prepared for us here?01:09:00
Uh,01:09:01
there is no grace site. It's01:09:11
going rather well, I think.01:09:23
money. Damn, there's a01:09:25
new Gillus. But there is... But stop01:09:27
with Gayus. Stop with Gus,01:09:32
I'm dead, I'm dead, that's it,01:09:34
it's over. I am dead.01:09:42
Classic, huh?01:09:45
Well, where's the difficulty? Well01:09:47
then, oh [ __ ]!01:09:52
There are 50,000. What the hell01:09:54
, there's still a01:09:56
maze, it's hell,01:09:58
the light, please. Okay, so we01:10:00
'll play the boss like this.01:10:06
Oh [ __ ]!01:10:09
Oh my god! No, it's senator. Come on,01:10:13
those [ __ ] have such amazing lives01:10:14
.01:10:16
W, actually, I really need an 11 to01:10:18
come to me quickly. Oh, he's coming01:10:20
alone.01:10:22
OK, we need to kill him quickly. There's the one that's01:10:23
coming. You're already here, you other guy. But01:10:25
he's already here. But that's not possible.01:10:33
Yes, that's right. It's really great. That's really great01:10:34
.01:10:41
And don't die, me. You01:10:44
and die. That's incredible.01:10:46
I have two potions here. It's going to be tough,01:10:48
though. I'm [ __ ] dead.01:10:51
OK.01:10:56
No, no, the win01:10:59
isn't over yet, okay? It's not over yet, you know01:11:00
.01:11:02
Oh [ __ ]01:11:06
! Let's make some potions.01:11:09
OK.01:11:19
Oh [ __ ] hell! It was horrible.01:11:21
Shall we move on to another01:11:22
horrible fight? Can we do it?01:11:32
Ah, I was really into it. Well,01:11:59
oh my god! So, shall we go see01:12:01
Guidéon? Oh [ __ ], I hadn't seen the01:12:03
name of the area. Wait. What the [ __ ]01:12:04
? Dune 4 the Messiah because it's actually made of01:12:07
sand. Firstly, it takes place on a01:12:08
sand planet.01:12:27
I expect her to one-shot me. I'm01:12:28
really going to be careful. I can feel01:12:30
one shot coming at her.01:12:39
Oh, we're here, we're01:12:41
usually solid. We're solid here.01:12:42
What do you think would have prepared us for01:12:43
the final boss? Here, we have01:12:45
two bosses with two phases.01:12:52
Ah, so they're the creators of the Accidexus,01:12:54
right?01:12:56
Oh, damn it! No, because if you01:12:57
think this is an easy fight. This is01:12:58
not an easy fight.01:13:03
OK,01:13:06
it never differentiated between a shield blow01:13:08
on the ground and a shield blow01:13:09
to your face. OK phase.01:13:13
No01:13:19
[ __ ], stop the backstabs, the backstabs.01:13:22
OK. Damn, luckily I had a01:13:24
blow.01:13:27
He has as many cities.01:13:30
[music]01:13:36
Damn, he attacked, he attacked. Well01:13:38
ladies and gentlemen, I thank the01:13:40
27th boss who has fallen. Ah, why did I01:13:42
receive this? I have to go. 500,000 runes. I01:13:47
need to raise my intelligence to 1601:13:48
to change weapons. So they gave me01:13:49
the ring but I don't need to go there01:13:50
. No, there's no01:13:51
boss marked there. But maybe there's01:13:52
a good item.01:13:58
Damn, no, but I'm going to Malinia then01:13:59
. So why did I receive01:14:00
the ring to come here? Why is there01:14:02
an old troll there? He's going to one-shot me, right01:14:03
? So, does01:14:08
coming here lead to anything good, or not at all? So, what kind of01:14:09
item do you have?01:14:13
Malenia's armor. Well,01:14:19
we can go to Malia's.01:14:23
It gives, or Dark Souls 3 gives01:14:25
anyway. Oh, what the [ __ ]? There are two01:14:27
gaius on the tree.01:14:29
Oh dear.01:14:32
Attempt to rush. We'll see, won't we?01:14:42
Damn! No no no no no no no,01:14:45
but01:14:47
caboudin,01:14:49
where am I supposed to go now? I've01:14:50
never taken that path myself. Where do I need to go01:14:51
? Is01:14:57
n't it magnificent, my dear cat?01:15:00
OK, please. They're playing01:15:06
pétanque over there. Yes.01:15:10
Damn, there was one there. Oh dear.01:15:12
What the [ __ ]? Oh no01:15:18
man, I didn't have time. I didn't have01:15:20
time. Damn, I didn't have time.01:15:22
OK, we have the shortcut.01:15:25
Mia!01:15:31
I will come back. I'll be back. I'll be back,01:15:32
I'll be back. I'll be back, I'll be back. He01:15:34
's really gorgeous. Okay, so what01:15:35
surprises have we got in store for us here,01:15:38
internally? OK, to see the01:15:41
real one, I need to observe the one that has01:15:42
bleeding. Is that it?01:15:45
That's him. But he removed it, he01:15:47
really said to himself, I'll remove the01:15:48
stagger at the tempo larmon.01:15:51
That's Radan's music.01:15:53
Radan's music suits him well. No,01:15:55
ladies and gentlemen, the tearful act is over01:15:59
. Well, I'm very scared of the road01:16:00
to Malinia, I'm telling you. I'm01:16:01
very, very scared right now. Iron Maiden, a01:16:04
T-Rex from the schar behind. What the [ __ ]?01:16:08
Is that a lion I see here01:16:09
? Absolutely a lion.01:16:12
Oh,01:16:16
and why isn't the lion moving? The01:16:17
lion is moving. The lion didn't move. I01:16:19
couldn't take that path. OK, we've made it01:16:22
through. We made it through. We're not OK. No no no no.01:16:31
I don't even know the other paths. Which way are01:16:32
you going? I don't even know01:16:33
the other paths.01:16:42
OK, that's already very good. It's very01:16:44
good. There's a death knight01:16:45
right next door. I think I'm going to have to rush01:16:47
. The damage is OK.01:16:51
Then I burst out with "Oh01:16:55
no,01:16:59
you're making fun of me." Let's try again here. Go ahead01:17:01
.01:17:07
But he's a real jerk, isn't he? No,01:17:08
but he's a real jerk.01:17:13
Damn, but it's blue. No, but man, that's01:17:14
insane. I'm going to do what I01:17:16
said before. I'm going to stand there, I'm going to attract the chimera and I'm going to01:17:18
run. There you go, both of you. I do01:17:19
n't know where the chimera is. I'm going to do it this way01:17:20
. Electric balls.01:17:22
Obviously. Well, that's it, it's dead.01:17:25
I'm almost a [ __ ] but pull my01:17:28
dicks. Go ahead, I'll give it a try.01:17:36
Oh [ __ ]! Oh [ __ ]! There is no01:17:38
place of grace. Where is the01:17:39
grace site? The site of grace. Please, a01:17:40
website, not a website of "No, no, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me,01:17:43
quickly." Yes.01:17:48
[ __ ] hell. OK, I'll go01:17:49
upstairs. I came by, damn it. I'll lock it up,01:17:57
at worst the safe doesn't matter. No.01:18:01
Alright, are you ready for YOLO?01:18:04
Oh yes, absolutely. Oh yes,01:18:06
absolutely. There is a shadow. I'm almost at the point where01:18:10
I have to let the archer01:18:11
take the arrows. That can help me move01:18:12
forward. Trying to leave the archer01:18:13
to see if he shouldn't01:18:17
advance01:18:21
is impossible. You have to kill them one01:18:22
by one, right? But anyway, I don't have01:18:28
time to dodge.01:18:31
I'm crying right now, cat. I can't take it anymore01:18:32
. He can't take it anymore. If01:18:34
I run there, I don't want to run,01:18:36
guys. So, what's your stupid idea? It's01:18:37
useless. Ah, that was a good idea, wasn't it?01:18:39
I think that was the best01:18:41
advice. Thanks for the advice. Do you01:18:42
believe in me to kill everyone or not01:18:43
? I haven't had any01:18:45
damage, guys. No, but01:18:47
that's not possible, actually. But01:18:48
now that he's here, now that he01:18:49
's here, maybe it'll work with01:18:50
one less person.01:18:55
Guys, I don't understand how to get01:18:56
through, huh.01:18:59
Damn, am I waiting for the01:19:00
ball to kill the opo? Do you believe that? Lipo is01:19:02
almost dead, right? Lippo01:19:03
died soon. The ball, the cat. Can we01:19:05
send some force to the ball,01:19:06
please? Can we send01:19:07
force to the ball? Where are we at with this?01:19:09
Oh ! Come on, ball, do your job.01:19:13
One last one, the chubby one, kill him.01:19:16
OK, are you ready? It's the world01:19:18
praying to the cat. Okay, this is getting01:19:24
technical. It's technical, isn't it?01:19:27
It's a joke. That's a [ __ ] joke01:19:29
. It's okay,01:19:30
cat. It doesn't01:19:31
matter. We have the stratcher. I might have01:19:37
killed the archer.01:19:43
Tell me it's okay. Tell me the01:19:44
grace site is right there, please01:19:45
, game. Tell me they haven't01:19:46
moved the grace site.01:19:49
No. Why is there no01:19:50
grace website?01:19:52
Yes, yes, yes. Oh ! Oh no! I just01:19:55
experienced one of the most horrible things in01:19:56
my life. Really, I swear. Hey,01:19:57
tell me it's quiet here. We'll just walk01:19:59
to Malinia without any problems.01:20:07
We're going to kill him. Is he giving me01:20:09
something? And what about that asshole's life? That's a real idiot01:20:12
. OK. Oh, what the01:20:14
hell is there in place of Malinia?01:20:15
What is in place of01:20:16
Malinia? I don't even know how to01:20:17
describe what I just experienced. If it's01:20:19
a hippopotamus, I'll lose it.01:20:21
I seem to recall seeing Guidon de Malenia.01:20:29
I want to tell you that's normal.01:20:32
OK, I don't take a spell, I die, that's01:20:34
already good news.01:20:36
Ah yeah, okay. OK. Ah yeah, okay01:20:38
. OK.01:20:40
Not too much. Oh damn, that's the fate01:20:41
of birds. It's very, very01:20:45
horrible. What do01:20:47
I do?01:20:50
Swan plus, it could work in real life. I don't01:20:56
think so. No, it regenerates, it01:20:58
regenerates. Wait, there was another01:21:00
potion there. I wasn't dreaming.01:21:10
In reality, if he doesn't have more than three potions,01:21:11
it might work.01:21:22
But what a nightmare this is, honestly01:21:24
guys, I recommend the sidecar, it's01:21:25
awesome.01:21:29
We had a great time today during the01:21:31
live stream. Two potions. Damn, he01:21:33
left three potions there. No, he went01:21:34
full life. He left behind three01:21:35
potions. I wasn't dreaming. Tell me you're out01:21:36
of potion, damn it. Tell me01:21:37
you have more potion.01:21:40
[ __ ]. Damn, he's out of potion. He's01:21:42
out of potion, that's all01:21:46
.01:21:51
Oh, he made a stupid little face. He01:21:53
drove behind me. I took the01:21:54
returns of the records.01:21:57
Oh, the crazy thing that just happened to me.01:22:04
Oh [ __ ] [ __ ], I01:22:06
normally have enough major runes. It's good. No.01:22:09
Oh [ __ ] no,01:22:14
stay a little rascal. Indeed,01:22:15
you remind me of the last time I01:22:16
was on the ball and what happened.01:22:17
Look at the damage, I'm very scared.01:22:21
You01:22:24
guys get it, there's something I missed.01:22:25
But a socket, that's not normal. I don't understand01:22:27
how I kill him. We've01:22:28
suffered enough. What is01:22:30
the activity, rather? That would have made01:22:34
all the01:22:35
fights incredibly easy for me. That's it. Drop on Guidéon.01:22:40
But who will take the time to go and01:22:41
activate Ricard's major rune?01:22:47
I'm very afraid of what's happening up there.01:22:49
And it's national holiday, damn it, we're having a good time01:22:51
today. You lose, have a good01:22:53
time. So01:23:04
, as for the major rune, I couldn't care less01:23:05
. No, uh, t stat01:23:06
too. I have absolutely no resistance left, I have01:23:08
nothing left. I don't understand. How did that01:23:09
change my stats? The damage is01:23:11
the same, right?01:23:14
Ah, I've never seen a bar that big,01:23:16
but it was really useless. I have01:23:17
other things besides Bale that I need to do.01:23:18
I did everything. I did everything. I did01:23:19
everything. I did everything. I did everything01:23:20
. There is a bug with a slot01:23:21
on my map that is supposed to receive the key to01:23:22
open the chest in Renala, which is not01:23:24
given. I don't have the key to the lost puck.01:23:25
And having the key to the lost palace, will it be of01:23:26
any use to me or not? Open01:23:27
the chest at Ranala's and the01:23:29
Malenia rune. I literally need the01:23:30
key to open this [ __ ] safe right here01:23:32
. And indeed, after01:23:34
checking for dozens of minutes what01:23:35
I might have forgotten in order to continue01:23:37
my progress, it turned out that I had been the01:23:39
victim of a bug. I was supposed to01:23:41
receive the key to the lost palace by killing01:23:43
Macar, thus giving me access to01:23:45
Renala's chest and the last major rune.01:23:47
So I gave it to myself with a01:23:48
software program so that I could continue for01:23:50
your greater pleasure and my greater01:23:52
misfortune. Besides, subscribe01:23:54
Chacal if you enjoy watching me suffer.01:23:56
I have plenty of other concepts in01:23:58
stock. Listen ladies and gentlemen,01:23:59
I've apparently had a glitch. It means I should have01:24:00
received the clip much01:24:01
earlier.01:24:05
It's on YouTube. Damn, she's really there, damn it01:24:06
. Good final boss then. Okay, so what do we have01:24:08
here?01:24:11
I imagine the second phase must01:24:12
be horrible because otherwise it would have been01:24:13
so good, this review, ouch, the01:24:15
night bosses were so good, weren't they?01:24:19
OK.01:24:22
Wait, but damn01:24:30
, that's the boss of Gardonovize.01:24:40
They put in a boss from Gardenov. He has01:24:42
a phase 2. We all agree, the01:24:43
cat has a phase 2.01:24:53
Two seconds ago, I was talking about putting01:24:54
bosses from other games in. Yeah, I would have01:24:55
preferred Nightrain. Well, it could work01:24:56
in reality. No, it can definitely do that01:24:57
.01:25:02
I can't take the criticism. What01:25:03
the [ __ ]? OK, I can take the01:25:04
criticism.01:25:09
No, but it's okay, I think the damage01:25:10
is pretty reasonable.01:25:24
Oh no,01:25:29
OK. Phase 2, perhaps. This is01:25:32
n't phase 2.01:25:35
Oh hell, hell, hell, hell.01:25:37
It's not that hard. There's just, in fact,01:25:38
there are just the lasers. It's horrible01:25:40
because there's a really01:25:41
annoying attack. Everything else is OK, right?01:25:44
Oh [ __ ]. Here they are. Here they are.01:25:51
Not phase 2.01:25:57
What just happened? And what just01:25:58
happened? Z01:26:00
me. Do you know if it has phase 2 or not01:26:02
? Tell me it's like before, that he does01:26:03
n't have phase 2.01:26:09
But I'm too stupid, I'll take01:26:10
the horse. I'm so fed up with this01:26:12
boss. He's pissing me off.01:26:13
Look, I'm a boss with a01:26:15
single strong attack, and you're crap01:26:16
.01:26:17
It's a really fun bar.01:26:18
This boss is a blast.01:26:24
OK.01:26:32
No pity, we're going to go play.01:26:44
Is this okay or not?01:26:47
We're just going to see what's in front of01:26:48
Mog's place, just for a laugh. So what does it01:26:50
look like at Mog coach Mogwin?01:26:52
I'm very scared of what I'm going to see01:26:53
there.01:27:00
Apparently all one shot.01:27:09
OK. Well, it was simpler than01:27:10
I thought.01:27:27
Maybe if I crouch down at01:27:28
first, the crows won't see me. Let's01:27:29
watch the crows over there.01:27:34
No, well come on, come on, come and beat me.01:27:38
One last shot, one last shot.01:27:39
Damn, one last shot.01:27:44
So, you bunch of big pieces of [ __ ]. It's good.01:27:46
Oh yeah, on the Corback, it01:27:48
definitely stank. Yes, we're01:27:49
officially finally in the DLC. A01:27:52
boss halfway through the game, you could say01:27:53
halfway through the game really. Oh my god, we did it01:27:55
. What do I need to do01:27:57
in the DLC? Black G Nate, he's the01:27:59
first one on the left. Ghost F Dragon,01:28:00
its lake. Divine Beast is Bellurat.01:28:03
Relana, OK. And Anchent Dragon Man. OK.01:28:08
Oh damn, he's putting me to sleep.01:28:12
Super cool like B. Ben, I don't have it.01:28:15
Mar is there.01:28:17
You saw the boss's name, I just did it01:28:18
, I hadn't noticed. Guy sine01:28:25
that I have sketches of the bosses in the01:28:27
DLC.01:28:31
It's officially confirmed that half01:28:33
of the Nightmare Run bosses are dead.01:28:35
I don't know what to tell you. The run is01:28:36
really called gon pence in the area.01:28:38
Listen, that's nice. Oh, but he's a [ __ ] pain in the ass01:28:40
. Radan Prime,01:28:43
a cannon and an archer, St. No. Ah, there's01:28:45
Gayus too, I hadn't seen that.01:28:50
I'm thinking about it, but there's zero other way. It's absolutely01:28:52
necessary to go through there.01:28:54
Wait, wait, there's a skip, there's01:28:55
a skip, there's a skip, there's a01:28:56
skip. Oh [ __ ], look what they've put in place01:28:58
to prevent skipping. Oh well, I01:29:00
think skipping is impossible. Look.01:29:03
Ah, I don't think skipping is01:29:04
feasible. You know what? We'll try to01:29:05
go through Bellurat. Oh, but they've01:29:07
put a radar here too. But that's not01:29:08
possible. Oh [ __ ], there are three. I don't01:29:11
see anything happening01:29:14
.01:29:18
I feel a bit stuck. I don't know01:29:19
what to do here. I can really see myself if I go right to01:29:21
the side. Ah,01:29:24
they did see me, but I'm01:29:25
further away.01:29:28
It was a little better there. No, there won't be01:29:29
400 deaths, cat. There won't be01:29:30
400 deaths. Look,01:29:32
it's not bad in real life. No way,01:29:34
I can't see anything. I don't know what's going on,01:29:35
guys. I don't know what to do [laughs]01:29:37
. The skip is stuck. The bridge is01:29:39
blocked. Bellura, you're stuck. What do01:29:41
I do?01:29:44
Oh, the archer, I didn't have that one.01:29:48
He's gig far away there. He's gig far away there01:29:50
. He's not going to piss me off. He 's really far away now.01:29:57
Radan, damn it. Radan.01:30:01
Radan, he smoked me. No, [laughs]01:30:04
Radan. Ah, I can try the skip again,01:30:06
huh. But the problem is that I01:30:07
think I've only done the01:30:08
skip once, so I don't even know it well.01:30:11
That's impossible.01:30:15
Okay, I think we're going back to the bridge. No,01:30:17
why are there two speed cameras now01:30:18
? Are you kidding me?01:30:24
Guys, it wasn't01:30:25
hard enough. It wasn't hard enough.01:30:42
Oh [ __ ]!01:30:45
It's not over yet! It's not over yet! It's01:30:46
not over yet! Where is the S for grace?01:30:47
Give me an [laughs] S, please!01:30:49
Give me an S for goodness sake! Please01:30:51
! The light of the S of grace is01:30:52
there, look, it's shining. It shines01:30:53
like a place of grace. Shut up ! Aon! Shut up01:30:55
! Oh [ __ ] hell!01:30:58
What have I just experienced? He01:30:59
sells good stuff, you know. Should I01:31:00
kill him to get his pearl back01:31:01
anyway? Yeah, I think we'll do that.01:31:03
Hey my01:31:06
Wait, you skip them, you have to remember this one01:31:08
too, huh.01:31:21
OK. Well, I think that with the skip, we can01:31:23
say goodbye to the castle. Yeah, we'll01:31:24
try to do Rana's castle but01:31:25
I'm definitely going to skip it. It's01:31:26
dead. I'm not going into the castle.01:31:28
I have suffered enough today. The01:31:29
bastards. But all of this means that there are01:31:30
guys who can block you on the01:31:31
horse. OK, but it's going to be fun.01:31:38
Oh no, but guys, they've gone too far.01:31:40
What other way is there to get down?01:31:41
No. Yes. Yes, I think so. I'll just go01:31:43
there, go back up, kill the01:31:45
guys who are mobilizing, then I'll just run01:31:46
and that's it. No, you see, that's how I do it01:31:47
. Yeah. Yeah, right. And here, it's01:31:49
free passage. No, I have time01:31:50
to spend with the archers. That I have01:31:51
time to spend.01:31:56
Oh ! Let's go! Damn! Let's go!01:31:59
Wait, it's not over yet.01:32:03
No, no, no, no, but the level of01:32:06
evil is too much, too much, too much01:32:08
. I have to visit01:32:09
Relana Castle. They really are01:32:11
evil geniuses. Think that when the01:32:13
DLC arrives, things will be a little calmer. My ass01:32:15
on the dresser. There are obviously01:32:17
mazes everywhere because if we01:32:18
could see what's going to happen, it would be too01:32:19
easy.01:32:25
Well yes,01:32:27
blindness is something else, isn't it?01:32:42
Let's go!01:32:48
I have the feeling I've seen this before.01:32:53
Ah, he's putting on some putrefaction because, yes, it wasn't01:32:54
hard enough there. Well, that's01:32:56
great.01:33:00
It can actually happen.01:33:01
Double gargoyles can be made.01:33:09
The poison has now been prepared. It's dead, it's over.01:33:10
Oh dear! It's grey. They are01:33:12
racist, I'm telling you. They're01:33:13
racist, aren't they? It's already fundamentally racist.01:33:18
OK, if I'm like pixel perfect, it01:33:20
might work. Yeah, I have more01:33:22
stamina. You really have to01:33:27
touch it, you know.01:33:32
I really had bad luck there, let's01:33:33
not kid ourselves.01:33:34
No,01:33:39
it's absolutely insane. We're having a01:33:41
bad time here. We're having fun. We're having fun here. We're having fun01:33:43
. I have rarely had so much01:33:44
fun here. As far as gaming is concerned,01:33:46
you've got it, right? Damn!01:34:12
Look at the loot! Look at01:34:14
the loot guys, look at the loot01:34:15
I'm getting. Wind of the [ __ ]. And I still don't have01:34:17
the skis, you know. I01:34:18
still don't have the skills. Finish your01:34:19
favorite boss. No, but those double gargoyles01:34:20
, damn it, that's a no-go. Oh dear,01:34:25
I'm looking to see where the01:34:27
next checks are. We want 666 for the01:34:29
end. That's funny. If you get 669, we'll01:34:31
accept that too. Noted. I'll01:34:33
try. The fights aren't too01:34:34
long, are they?01:34:38
Where could the01:34:39
dodges be? Where could they be01:34:40
? Ah, that was one of those. Apparently,01:34:41
it was a check. I almost had to kill01:34:42
him. I kill by chance, but apparently I01:34:44
kill. Give me some sketches. Give me some01:34:47
sketches. And I don't know what you01:34:48
think of this side project, but I01:34:50
sincerely believe that when I'm01:34:51
finished, I'll have a mental liberation01:34:53
like I've rarely experienced before. OK. A01:34:55
sentry in this position. Where's the01:34:57
catch? They decided to put01:34:58
easy bosses there. Why are there01:35:00
easy bosses? What's going on? They've got a hell of a01:35:01
life. The creator of the world01:35:03
said it in the DLC, that's all. The HP01:35:05
is multiplied by 50.01:35:07
At least we get to fight a01:35:08
few bosses. But damn,01:35:10
look at the loot. Living Garden.01:35:12
But I'm very worried about what Bale is going to get01:35:14
. Very, very scared of what to expect in01:35:16
Basel.01:35:24
He looks like he's a tough guy, huh? He looks like he's01:35:25
beating people up, but... That jerk put all the01:35:27
trees together. The damage01:35:29
on phase one there.01:35:35
Ah yes, it will clearly have all three01:35:36
boss phases.01:35:40
Wait, aren't there01:35:41
three phases? Ah, wait, that changes01:35:42
everything now.01:35:45
No, not like that.01:35:53
OK, the damage assessment isn't going to be easy.01:35:55
Not that I'm going to do anything stupid.01:36:02
OK, I need to manage to shoot only one01:36:04
. Yes,01:36:07
the stone and I'm leaving because that's what01:36:09
one-shotted me, it's transition 2.01:36:11
OK, I'm outta here.01:36:20
Come on, just one more. OMG, I got hit01:36:22
. He's a [ __ ] bastard. It's a small01:36:23
avatar. I'm not going to die, am I?01:36:24
I'm not going to die fighting an avatar.01:36:27
The damage is manageable.01:36:32
Ah, I'd like to remind you that you always need a01:36:33
new dark stone to be able to01:36:34
mount a weapon.01:36:38
What is this ? This is Gaë. This is01:36:40
Gaë. Nobody. What do you mean, nobody? Oh01:36:43
[ __ ] hell!01:36:48
We might come back later. I have01:36:49
no damage. I just took01:36:51
the cape.01:36:53
Oh, they put Gaë in. Who is it ? Who is it, anyway01:36:55
? You don't have the right to01:36:56
say that about Gaë.01:36:59
Oh, he's too handsome. In addition, I'm01:37:01
unfortunately lacking too much damage. The T is a01:37:02
bit hard and I feel like I can't01:37:03
stun him any further.01:37:06
Oh [ __ ]! Yeah, OK, I made a01:37:07
mistake. But the problem is that01:37:08
Gael still has a big phase 2.01:37:10
The best boss in Dark Souls 3. The01:37:11
most iconic. The best boss in01:37:13
Dark Souls. In fact, I would01:37:15
n't say touched. It's great. Ah, that's a01:37:17
good start to the fight.01:37:19
Oh damn, normally Gael has some01:37:21
interns there. He doesn't have them at01:37:22
all. Did01:37:24
you see how stylish he is? However01:37:25
, please don't tell me that01:37:26
you don't like this boss01:37:27
. Who is this NPC? Who is this01:37:30
NPC? Cas9, but you deserve a ban. No.01:37:32
Who is this NPC? Are you01:37:33
kidding me? Four potions. I01:37:36
think it's hard to say, yeah,01:37:46
we weren't far off. Actually, we01:37:48
weren't far off. Just be careful because01:37:50
with all the01:37:54
[ __ ] hype. OK, I don't really remember01:37:55
its phase 2 very well actually. I realize that now01:37:56
. That's01:38:01
the phase01:38:02
I remember the least. That's01:38:06
going to be tough, I think.01:38:10
I think we'll come back later. No,01:38:11
not enough damage there. I really don't have enough01:38:12
damage. Oh damn, on the01:38:14
other hand, we're going to be bored here. We're going to be01:38:16
bored. I should have put a01:38:17
marker on the grace style. I don't know01:38:18
where, please. I don't know where I am.01:38:19
I'm stuck on some things. I do01:38:20
n't know what it is.01:38:23
You just have to get01:38:24
to the site of grace. Look at the01:38:26
light that's on. That's still cool.01:38:27
Labyrinth, it's a great01:38:28
idea he had to make the01:38:29
labyrinths remove the light. I would never have01:38:31
thought of that, but it's a very good01:38:32
idea. Oh [ __ ], I didn't say anything. That's01:38:34
a shitty idea. OK, at least we have the S for01:38:35
grace. We can try going to the01:38:37
castle then. Oh,01:38:38
Relana Castle, that's going to be something else too,01:38:39
huh? Casso insists. I can't see anything, I can't01:38:43
see anything there. I use my01:38:44
knowledge to find my way around.01:38:51
Yeah, I think there's mesmer. Yeah,01:38:52
I think we're entitled to a little01:38:53
MMER at the end. Soon, 500 dead.01:38:54
Listen to me carefully. There won't be 50001:38:56
deaths, cat. There won't be 500 deaths. Can01:38:57
you hear me? To the Site of01:38:58
Grace. To the Site of Grace.01:38:59
Calm. Calm.01:39:02
I saw something on the other side01:39:03
there. I'm scared. Damn, I missed an item.01:39:06
I hope it's not important.01:39:13
We've got a little problem with the landing here, have01:39:14
n't we?01:39:16
Ah, we have a big problem with the landing01:39:17
itself.01:39:19
Oh [ __ ], I took the last one. I took01:39:21
the last one. I could have passed by there.01:39:22
Damn, 500 deaths on this piece of [ __ ]. Damn01:39:24
it. Are you happy? I have 50001:39:26
dead. You're happy, aren't you?01:39:34
What ? How so ? I took zero.01:39:43
I can't even go back01:39:44
to kill them for a bit of... I'm well here,01:39:46
the cat. I'm dying well.01:40:01
Come fight me, man. Come, come, come.01:40:03
Stuck here. No,01:40:05
it's starting to come. That's cool.01:40:09
Yes. No, but obviously01:40:11
what? Should I kill him or not? I'll kill him, I01:40:12
think I'll go. No, I have to go, I have to01:40:13
go, I think.01:40:20
Wait, it's not over yet. It's01:40:21
not a done deal because I have to manage to01:40:23
open the gate so I don't have to walk all that01:40:24
way. I need to figure out how to open the01:40:25
[ __ ] gate. Luckily01:40:26
, the emist doesn't do anything. Oh [ __ ].01:40:29
Okay,01:40:34
let's go. Oh [ __ ], we opened the01:40:37
gate. [laughs]01:40:40
I opened the gate. Where are you ?01:40:43
Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ].01:41:00
No, no, no.01:41:05
Oh, [ __ ].01:41:21
I kill the first 11, I kill the second01:41:23
11, then I do the tree, you know. I don't think you01:41:24
see another strategy, do you?01:41:25
Let's say one less.01:41:33
We're going to see the coast, see what it looks like, to get a feel01:41:35
for the castle.01:41:37
The castle is tough.01:41:42
Sea down. Go ahead. Who's the boss01:41:43
here? Okay, first try. What's that there01:41:45
?01:41:49
So, I would tend to say that the01:41:50
fight, the difficulty, is not the boss01:41:52
itself,01:41:56
but that is just a hypothesis.01:42:04
How many potions do you think?01:42:07
A01:42:08
potion was used.01:42:12
Oh [ __ ], I saw him coming. OK, he's01:42:13
out of potion. My condolences01:42:22
for the 600 deaths. There will01:42:23
never be 600 deaths. There will never be01:42:24
600 deaths. That's how01:42:26
the surch view is01:42:27
disappearing. Perfect. That's it, we've won01:42:29
.01:42:34
Oh my, that's good. What does it01:42:35
give me? 230,000 runes is good. And a01:42:38
war center. Great. Come on, that's just01:42:39
the first one on the list today01:42:40
. We're finishing up the01:42:41
site today. Are you ready or not? Nothing will stop me01:42:43
. Don't tell me that's the01:42:44
glass phase, the boss. Seriously,01:42:45
look at this crap. But look at this.01:42:47
I think we need to kill these things.01:42:53
Oh [ __ ], it's the dragon with all that around it01:42:54
. Why aren't they playing?01:42:56
Why aren't they playing? Damn, but01:42:57
if they don't play, it's not hard enough for01:42:58
real, huh? The damage is obviously01:43:00
minimal. We expected it.01:43:03
Try not to activate the glass face.01:43:05
Unfortunately, it couldn't go to the head. That was a bad move. It's badly01:43:07
acted. I make statues of them to scare people. Or01:43:08
perhaps he wakes up facing them. That's01:43:09
possible.01:43:13
It seems strange to me that she doesn't01:43:14
really wake up.01:43:23
How do I do it?01:43:27
Ah, that's impossible. That's impossible.01:43:30
Ah, he's hitting them. Ah, he's hitting them. He01:43:33
hits them. He hits them. I just have to go around it01:43:34
and let the dragon hit him, that's all01:43:35
. I have no choice. Oh, this one's not going to01:43:36
be easy.01:43:39
We have the dark nine, which means01:43:40
I could change weapons later.01:43:41
Amazing. OK, he's awake now. So here01:43:45
I am, zigzagging. You have to zigzag there01:43:51
. I confess, I don't know how I'm going to get out01:43:52
of this situation. OK, we're01:43:53
moving away, that's good. I don't know how far01:43:54
I can go. On the01:43:55
other hand, this is pretty good, I think.01:43:58
Ah, the explosions behind, that's01:43:59
something. It's better than01:44:01
I can do. It's not so bad01:44:02
there. No, at worst it's just going into the void01:44:04
.01:44:06
I think that's good. I think that's01:44:07
good. Yes. Well then01:44:14
, let's go. But we're actually making01:44:16
good progress here. We're making good progress01:44:17
here. We'll be able to change weapons. So,01:44:19
we're switching to a colossal weapon, but01:44:20
normally I'll gain quite a bit of damage. 303 + 456 90 + 10. Not bad.01:44:23
I don't know what you think. It's01:44:24
not bad. Not bad. Disgusting. And I'm using01:44:25
one extra hand, too. I didn't think about it,01:44:26
but I'm actually using one hand.01:44:27
So I do even more. So the01:44:28
question now is, which area of the01:44:30
DLC should I play? Rana's dancer. And01:44:32
Rana's dancer needs to go down01:44:33
below there. De Drana, that might be too01:44:34
complicated, right? Because underneath, there are01:44:35
like two mobs. So even if they are01:44:37
ultra-hard bosses, even if there are two01:44:38
Radan Primes at the bottom, there are still two of them.01:44:40
Unless he added something, but then, will it01:44:41
be hard to climb or not01:44:42
? And I believe there's an effigy of01:44:43
Marik up there anyway. So it's a01:44:51
shame, we were so close. I was going to01:44:53
say, I think he didn't put in much01:44:54
. There you go, go through it again01:44:57
like that. Boom boom01:45:00
and hop. Magnificent, isn't it? Magnificent!01:45:03
Okay, so what do we have here?01:45:06
The boss hasn't changed, but wow, is he01:45:07
different?01:45:10
OK, that's fine for the ant.01:45:13
Ah good ?01:45:17
No, but there's a catch there,01:45:18
it's not possible. How many01:45:19
potions are there? That's the problem.01:45:23
Second potion, that was for sure.01:45:27
Oh, that's annoying, there's nothing I can do. He's01:45:30
a shitty boss.01:45:33
Damn, how many potions does that01:45:34
[ __ ] have? Oh no, I don't want to01:45:36
spend 1000 [ __ ] years.01:45:41
That's great.01:45:45
No, but dude, I love NPC bosses,01:45:48
especially him. Get a good boss. I can do it01:45:50
.01:45:52
Tell me you have more potion.01:45:56
No, it's a joke. That makes 4 now. That01:45:57
makes four. That makes four01:46:01
5s and 6s, it's not fun, is it? I'm out of01:46:04
potions.01:46:07
My head is spinning, maybe from all this.01:46:09
Yeah. Seriously guys,01:46:10
how many potions does he have?01:46:17
And then, oh but01:46:21
maybe maybe01:46:26
and damn [ __ ]01:46:29
another one really.01:46:33
Oh, we were so close at one point,01:46:34
we were so close. Damn, I have01:46:37
no choice.01:46:39
It's almost there, it's almost there, it's01:46:41
almost there. Come on.01:47:04
All that for this. Damn,01:47:10
what a nightmare! What a nightmare! 40 bosses01:47:12
killed in this shitty side. Only01:47:14
24 left to try the castle. And well, we're01:47:17
not out of the woods yet. Okay, it's01:47:19
not over yet because look,01:47:21
one of the two is dead.01:47:24
OK, it's not over yet. It's not over even01:47:25
after these two. It's not over yet,01:47:28
guys. It's far from over, you know.01:47:39
The problem is that I'm scared now. He is a01:47:41
virgin. Virgin tree.01:47:50
No.01:47:57
OK,01:47:59
he's pulling me from over there. No, but oh01:48:02
no, but guys, what the hell is on01:48:04
the stairs after that? That's part of the01:48:05
problem too. What did he put01:48:06
on the stairs?01:48:13
I think we're going YOLO. We're going YOLO. I'm just going for a01:48:15
run.01:48:18
Ah, there are three of them here. We're going to01:48:20
push it a little bit. We're going to try to01:48:22
kill this Gael. And if I manage to kill01:48:24
Gael, I think that maybe I'll01:48:25
finally have enough sketches to get through the01:48:27
exploration zones. Come on,01:48:30
is it now? OMG,01:48:31
is it now? Okay, now01:48:32
things get01:48:33
complicated. I can do it01:48:35
by hand. I can do it. I can do it . I can do it. The real problem01:48:36
is the random lightning strikes that are a pain in01:48:38
the ass. OK.01:48:41
No, [ __ ] no. Ah yeah, OK. Actually, it was01:48:44
n't bad. Actually, it wasn't01:48:45
bad. That can do it. That can definitely do it01:48:46
.01:48:48
C potions. 5 potions to make01:48:50
[ __ ]. Okay, cat, that's enough. Come on.01:49:15
So, I'll only have one potion left,01:49:17
that's going to be a disaster.01:49:20
[ __ ] is01:49:22
going to be tough. We'll have to be01:49:23
flawless and have a bit of01:49:24
luck on our lightning bolts.01:49:29
It's actually doable. It's doable.01:49:30
It's doable.01:49:50
No ! Oh [ __ ], I got lucky there. I01:49:52
got lucky, let's not kid ourselves.01:49:57
One shot, one shot, damn it! One shot, just one01:49:59
shot. Come on !01:50:10
Thanks for the GG. Three esquills, three01:50:12
esquis the cat. I retrieved three01:50:15
sketches. Oh, that was a tough fight.01:50:17
OK, level 2, it's not that bad, what does it do for me01:50:19
in terms of resistance? Is level 201:50:20
better? No, actually, it's01:50:21
good. So, I have several01:50:22
options. The cat, shall we01:50:23
try? I haven't gone to see what's01:50:24
there yet, but it's sure to01:50:25
be horrible. Alternatively, we could perhaps01:50:26
try Bellurat now01:50:28
with level 2 skiing. We'll see if01:50:29
changing the ski level makes01:50:30
any difference. And we're also going to01:50:31
do this, which might help a little01:50:32
and this could greatly increase my HP. So.01:50:34
And maybe that way we can01:50:36
finally move on. We'll see. I can't see you01:50:40
. OMG.01:50:44
Wait. Don't tell me we're getting01:50:50
unblocked. Don't tell me that's it.01:50:52
I have access to Bellurat. Oh my god, I01:50:54
'm so happy. So the goal here01:50:56
is to reach Bellurat. I'll get01:50:57
more skis and then I should be01:50:59
level 4 in skills and with01:51:00
level 4 skis maybe we'll be able01:51:01
to reach Elana. Well,01:51:03
obviously it couldn't have started any01:51:04
other way than this, you think we managed to get through01:51:05
?01:51:09
OK01:51:14
hi Radagon I'm just passing by, there's01:51:16
Radagon following me, I see01:51:18
he doesn't see me, the Vatican. [laughs]01:51:23
OK, we've made it through. I don't know how,01:51:24
but we made it through. Let's watch the01:51:25
rest. I have the impression that my armor01:51:27
also makes me quieter, that's pretty01:51:28
good huh.01:51:31
Oh wow! I'm going to kill them because01:51:33
they're a pain in the ass. I'm going to01:51:36
try to kill them.01:51:39
R less. We survive. Damage ! Damn01:51:42
! Damage.01:51:46
OK, I'm afraid of you.01:51:49
Damn, I knew, I knew, I knew,01:51:51
I knew it was the hand that one-01:51:52
shotted.01:51:54
Yes! Beautiful arcique that I use in01:51:56
any case there. OK, now there's a problem, there's01:51:59
a golem blocking the01:52:00
passage over there. Come, come, come,01:52:02
come. OK, now the problem I have01:52:04
is the golem. How do I do it? There are01:52:06
two of them.01:52:09
I didn't even type.01:52:12
I think I'll have to make some with01:52:13
potions, basically. Actually, it's possible01:52:15
if I play better.01:52:18
Midlife. Okay, mid the cat. Get lost, get lost01:52:21
.01:52:24
Damn, two potions. Oh, this is going to be01:52:26
tough. Two potions. Let's hope there's nothing left inside01:52:27
.01:52:29
Guys, I don't know how to do it. He01:52:31
really has a tree skip. I don't even know01:52:32
. With the dead tree. Ah yeah, there's01:52:33
a skip with a dead tree. It's what ? That's what01:52:35
skipping the dead tree is all about. And what is it01:52:36
? Can I get on it?01:52:40
OK.01:52:42
Oh damn, seriously, if I manage to01:52:43
sprint before then. Yeah. And damn it, just get lost01:52:45
! Get out of here!01:52:49
OK, I need to open it.01:52:59
That's incredible! OK! Whoa! Let's go!01:53:03
Damn! Oh, it's not over yet, is it!01:53:11
Not an assassin, eh! Wasn't he01:53:12
an assassin? The question is, do01:53:14
I go that way now? It seems01:53:16
a bit blocked over there.01:53:17
What do I do? Should I try to rush through or01:53:18
take the other route over there?01:53:22
Oh [ __ ],01:53:25
there might be less planned over there.01:53:27
Oh my god, I can't believe it. We are making01:53:29
progress.01:53:42
Ah yeah, who didn't want to understand that01:53:44
path. OK, I can open this now. OK, we're making01:53:48
progress little by little in this mess, but01:53:50
we're really making progress. OK, listen, we're01:53:52
just going to try and see if it01:53:53
works.01:54:02
[ __ ] okay. OK, is that you? Is that you01:54:04
? All right.01:54:08
I passed by, I passed by, I01:54:09
passed by, I passed by. I don't know01:54:10
how I got through, but I got through,01:54:14
please. There's only one enemy01:54:15
left: the cat. Oh [ __ ], it's G. Come on, do01:54:17
n't miss the roll, don't miss the01:54:18
roll, don't miss the roll.01:54:21
Wait, maybe. We just need to01:54:22
reach the point of grace. We just need to01:54:23
get to the cat's side. Yes.01:54:27
So, the question is, what's01:54:28
behind this door?01:54:36
They stole all the bosses from Gardovise.01:54:41
Ah good ? That would be nice. It's good.01:54:43
Besides, they're bosses we know well.01:54:44
Obviously, there's everything that one-shots me.01:54:45
So,01:54:50
the damage is actually quite real, though.01:54:51
OK. Ah, I wasn't one-shotted there, that's01:54:54
funny. I'm using potions, but01:54:55
I don't think they're doing anything, right?01:54:57
Ah, but I just need to01:54:58
learn the boss. That's the01:54:59
problem, that's what it is.01:55:07
No [ __ ] thing.01:55:09
OK. Yeah. Well, that's a01:55:12
problem though [laughs]01:55:15
the attack where he hits the se is01:55:16
really hell. Ah, otherwise I can01:55:17
protect myself in real life. Ah, but yeah, I can01:55:19
just do that on repeat.01:55:20
Wait a minute, haven't we found a01:55:21
cheat for him?01:55:23
Everything is under control.01:55:26
Oh [ __ ], I panicked. Damn it.01:55:28
Come on. No no no no no, you don't have01:55:31
the right. Not now.01:55:35
I'm right in the middle of it. Damn, I'm right in the middle of it01:55:38
.01:55:41
THANKS. Oh, I have an S to improve01:55:44
Torrent. What the [ __ ]? No, too early.01:55:48
Damn, we had it won. I received some01:55:51
ashes for my horse. That's great.01:55:52
No.01:55:55
That's unavoidable because I'm having a01:55:56
good time right now. That boss is pretty stylish,01:55:58
though. I don't know what you01:55:59
think, but it's really cool.01:56:03
I don't know if it's possible to dodge01:56:04
this crap. Oh well, this is a01:56:05
mess.01:56:10
OK. What the [ __ ]?01:56:14
Let's go ladies and gentlemen.01:56:18
Let's [ __ ] go. Four esquis, ladies and01:56:21
gentlemen. There we go, we're making progress.01:56:25
Damn! There you go! Skill level 4.01:56:27
Well, I'm scared to go there.01:56:29
I'm rediscovering happiness here. But then01:56:30
, the last time I01:56:31
came here, I didn't have any01:56:32
dodge level. It's going to01:56:33
pass now. I believe it.01:56:37
I take much less damage. I'm01:56:38
taking significantly less damage than01:56:39
before.01:56:41
OK.01:56:46
Does it work? Three potions01:56:47
for the next step? Am I trying to01:56:48
rush? Wait, something to watch.01:56:55
Each time, it's01:57:03
1 2 3 sun.01:57:12
That's Gus on the stairs. I see, I01:57:13
see. That's Gus on the stairs. Damn,01:57:19
tell me that's good now.01:57:26
Oh01:57:28
yes, damn, we're making progress. [ __ ] hell01:57:32
. Oh, the 1 of 3 sun, that was01:57:33
something. Hi Greg. So what is01:57:37
etbécha?01:57:47
For now,01:57:49
the damage is OK. There's a socket,01:57:51
that's for sure. There's a socket at one01:57:52
point, I don't know where.01:58:03
What will these new patterns lead to?01:58:06
When I hit her once, she01:58:08
immediately backs away. I can't seem to put it on01:58:09
multiple times in a row. We're going to try to01:58:10
pass the teaching. I think it could be quite good for her. No phase 2. Don't01:58:12
tell me that phase 2 is when01:58:13
it has no more life. I think she's going to01:58:14
get a new health bar.01:58:19
Or it's not going to be easy. I'm scared.01:58:21
I'm really scared.01:58:24
Second phase or not? Second01:58:26
phase or not?01:58:35
OK.01:58:45
Yeah, okay.01:58:56
Oh.01:59:18
The fight is really cool, isn't it?01:59:38
Guys, if anyone finds it, give it01:59:39
to me. I beg you, as much as01:59:41
possible, you jump twice. OK.01:59:49
OK. Damn, that changes so many01:59:50
things for the cat. OK, I went a bit crazy01:59:53
there. OK, OK, OK. OK. Okay, that's better.01:59:56
That's better, that's better. OK, I'm01:59:57
regaining hope, cat. I am regaining01:59:58
hope. I am regaining hope. Oh holy [ __ ]01:59:59
,02:00:01
that's my record, the cat. That's my02:00:03
record. What the hell is this02:00:04
crap?02:00:08
There's a way to dodge this crap where there's02:00:10
a phase one, a phase 202:00:11
within phase one, a phase 2, and a02:00:13
phase 2 within phase 2. We're happy. Did02:00:14
you take the chest that's a key item02:00:15
in the castle? No. Do you think there's02:00:17
a medallion inside? Wait, the02:00:18
key locations are the sketches?02:00:19
No.02:00:22
Oh, what happened to me02:00:24
? I had four skis. But02:00:26
wait, so, Abellurate, that's also there,02:00:27
I think, so. Oh,02:00:29
I feel so stupid. Wait, so that means02:00:30
the other key location02:00:32
that's right there, it must also02:00:33
have sketches.02:00:35
The thing is, how do I get through this? That's02:00:42
fun. No. What do you think? Is that02:00:45
cat fun or not? It's02:00:47
advantageous to have a squid behind.02:00:51
Oh my god, the cat, it's going to change everything so much02:00:53
. Oh dear, Renana's fight is02:00:55
not going to be the same. We'll see right away02:00:56
. What did you say? 83002:00:58
the damage before.02:01:04
Well,02:01:06
that's a little change, isn't it? OK. OK OK,02:01:20
this is going to be the moment of truth, the cat,02:01:23
I'm circling around, I'm circling around, we02:01:24
said, right? Right02:01:56
?02:02:01
No, but guys, there are02:02:02
new things that02:02:08
this attack doesn't exist. I don't understand these02:02:10
guys. I don't understand how to02:02:11
dodge this attack. I don't understand02:02:12
.02:02:18
Ah, I don't know what to do with the cat. I do02:02:19
n't know what to do. It's too hard.02:02:25
Take it, take the freezer, I02:02:27
beg you. Take the freezer. Take the02:02:28
freezer, take it. Yes yes.02:02:34
Damn, what the02:02:35
hell was that fight? But I think it took me02:02:37
four years to kill her. Thanks02:02:38
for the GG. 84 hours, that makes 4 hours? No, I need to let off some steam02:02:41
. Tell me there's02:02:42
a simple boss there. Tell me there's02:02:43
a simple boss coming. I need to let off some steam02:02:44
. The game is a simple little thing.02:02:46
I don't think I've ever seen a boss this02:02:47
hard in my life. Honestly, I don't even know02:02:48
how to describe what I just02:02:49
experienced. Give me some ice cream, man. I'm going02:02:51
to the capital too. The02:02:52
cathedral too. We're going to collect a lot02:02:53
of sketches there. Okay, the challenge02:02:54
now is: can I02:02:55
finish the acid run with fewer than02:02:57
1000 deaths or not? Okay,02:02:58
more sketches. I'm taking all the sketches there.02:03:00
I think we're just going to go see the02:03:02
fort of the reprimand. Normally it's02:03:03
not supposed to be too scaled. Oh [ __ ],02:03:04
look at that. It's like 50,000 things02:03:06
like that.02:03:09
It's actually okay, I don't have02:03:14
much damage, but02:03:18
ah, I wanted to take the backstab.02:03:19
Damage. Oh, what?02:03:23
I think we've won.02:03:29
Let's go. That's going to be 44. 44. It's going back up02:03:32
. 44. Damn 44.02:03:43
Oh no, it's Ricard.02:03:51
Not the boss's principle, it's that you02:03:52
never manage to hit him. That's it.02:03:56
And why are there "That's all?"02:04:00
Damn, if it's like this until the02:04:01
end, I'm all for it, huh. Come on,02:04:02
give me something amazing.02:04:05
Well, I have the boss to deal with here, but he02:04:07
can be complicated. Go ahead,02:04:08
I'm just going to go see what's over there02:04:09
. Oh [ __ ], I thought it was02:04:11
the... I thought it was the Eda. Okay,02:04:14
give me a good item.02:04:18
Stones 8. Well,02:04:21
I'm so glad I came. Please02:04:22
tell me which weapon art.02:04:23
There is no weapon art. I think that's what we're02:04:25
playing for Bale. Oh, I'm glad we02:04:26
found that one.02:04:29
Oralou. OK,02:04:31
Ralous, what's going to be hard is not02:04:32
falling into the void, for real.02:04:37
Oh [ __ ]!02:04:40
Yeah, he's a beast, he's a beast, huh.02:04:45
Oh yeah, I don't know how I'm going to do this02:04:46
.02:04:53
OK, he has a ticket! Damn, what the hell is that02:04:55
tanking?! Ah, I can't02:04:58
dodge it now. I shouldn't have tried it.02:05:03
OK. Well, it was02:05:07
n't too bad. And that02:05:09
makes 46. Damn, isn't that02:05:11
magnificent? 46 bosses to kill? OK,02:05:13
next boss. What do we do?02:05:14
Tac tac tac. Am I going to have it there02:05:15
? Why am I even going to get the02:05:16
teleport from the boss? In the end, I think it's02:05:17
Malinia on Boost in my opinion. I can feel it02:05:19
coming like that. Shadow keep. So, what can we02:05:21
possibly have instead02:05:22
of the IPO? No, but guys, guys, guys,02:05:26
chill out. What's with this02:05:27
boss? What the hell is this02:05:28
crap?02:05:39
But what the hell is02:05:40
this crap? Golden mimic02:05:41
shooting.02:05:44
She has no life. OK. Does that mean I myself have02:05:45
no life?02:05:55
But what has been happening since02:05:57
this morning? Why is it so simple? What's up,02:06:02
guys? No, leave me alone.02:06:04
The trackard. Well, it's strange that the02:06:05
bosses are coming so easily in quick succession.02:06:06
Fresh gold, that's all. It's just02:06:08
fresh gold. Fresh gold there.02:06:12
Ah, that touched me. Ah good ? Ah good ?02:06:15
We're going to stop messing around.02:06:16
Romain, please have mercy. Romain, it's02:06:18
gof.02:06:20
OK. It is different. It's different,02:06:21
actually. I didn't say anything. It is02:06:22
different. It is different. It is different. There was a hit that hit me,02:06:23
which is... I'm going to try again, but there was02:06:24
a hit that hit me that shouldn't have02:06:25
hit because look. Yeah, yeah.02:06:28
OK. Yeah, they changed that one.02:06:29
Damn, they really changed that one02:06:31
. I'm not coming back. [ __ ].02:06:34
Forced to drive. Yeah, it's a bit, it02:06:37
's a bit harder, you know. But02:06:40
good brother, the big bear. It's dead.02:06:42
What is he giving me? R keeper02:06:44
clak. But that makes 40. No, but dude, what's going on02:06:46
? We have 48 bosses,02:06:48
the cat. I can't believe it. But things are actually02:06:49
moving quickly now. What do I have left here02:06:50
? Redb Rugalea. Yeah, then it's the02:06:52
boss castle and then it's the02:06:53
castle. Well, I think we're going to have a lot of fun at the castle02:06:54
. I'm taking your time, I can't02:06:56
avoid the passage,02:07:00
I'm really very stupid.02:07:03
I'm really too stupid.02:07:05
I really am the king of idiots.02:07:07
I'm seriously dead because I couldn't02:07:08
find the exit. Oh [ __ ],02:07:11
I see something I don't like here.02:07:19
I don't even know what to tell you. Do we do it the right way around02:07:20
or the other way around02:07:22
? We can still see them. Did02:07:24
you see what was down there02:07:25
?02:07:27
When I don't know02:07:30
how much?02:07:34
All right. He's really in02:07:35
stealth mode. So, there isn't a02:07:36
grace site around here? Yes, over there.02:07:39
OK,02:07:41
let's go see who the boss is.02:07:44
Oh dear, wait. Another Japanese guy here.02:07:49
OK. What's with all02:07:56
this damage again?02:07:58
I'm fed up with hippos. We're fed up.02:08:00
What is he doing? Damn, what a02:08:02
shitty boss.02:08:04
OK, one less apparently. But they're all02:08:06
equally difficult. I'm scared of02:08:08
what I'm going to see there in terms of bosses.02:08:14
Yeah, that's really the damage he's going to do to me02:08:15
, I think, huh.02:08:17
Jeis, though, it's not there. OK,02:08:26
I'm really stuck in her ass.02:08:27
Damn, I was stuck. I was stuck02:08:29
in her ass. This is the first time this has happened to me02:08:30
.02:08:31
OK, this isn't the first time this has happened to me02:08:32
with Kaa. Already stuck up his02:08:35
ass. The problem is that I can never get it to work02:08:37
after the Fend ship because I'm02:08:38
really bad at it.02:08:40
No, but the damage is decent, right?02:08:42
The damage is decent, right? The problem is that it's a very02:08:43
tough boss with two potions. I'm02:08:44
never going to make it, you know. I don't02:08:45
know this boss.02:08:48
No, but look at the damage already,02:08:52
I don't know this boss. Nobody02:08:54
knows this boss. It's crap.02:08:55
What do I do? Should I try again or come back later? I'll go see the meolet02:08:56
first. Go ahead, let's make a little one. What do we have here02:08:58
?02:09:03
It's going really well.02:09:07
That's OK. Yeah02:09:10
guys, it's three02:09:11
easy bosses. Three easy bosses don't make02:09:12
one difficult boss.02:09:22
I swear, I drove. I swear, I02:09:23
drove.02:09:25
No, but they do both. But go [ __ ] yourselves02:09:27
. They did02:09:29
both, it's impossible. I dodge02:09:32
one, I get [ __ ] by the other. No,02:09:34
no rage, no rage, no rage.02:09:35
No rage. Well, there you have it02:09:48
. Was it difficult?02:09:49
Not at all. Where is the02:09:51
difficulty? Should I try the02:09:53
guy again and all that mess up there or not02:09:54
? And then we'll go to the castle.02:09:57
Four potions. Can I do it02:09:58
? The boss I know the least02:09:59
. That's02:10:03
not normal.02:10:04
Potion, it lasts.02:10:12
Oh damn, that was, that was, that was02:10:15
tough. We're going to go see the Seran02:10:16
Cost. We're going to see if it's difficult02:10:17
to go down there or not. Oh, I have a feeling that02:10:18
descent to the knight's place is going to be terrible, in02:10:20
my opinion.02:10:21
I'm already surprised there isn't anything02:10:22
harder here. And the two archers, we agree02:10:24
. I think he can see me all the way down02:10:25
there.02:10:29
Oh [ __ ] hell, do you see what I02:10:31
see or not?02:10:41
Listen, we're going to go see the castle. We're going to02:10:42
see the castle. I'm very scared02:10:43
of what's happening there, the cat. I'm very02:10:45
scared of that roof.02:11:00
Forced to kill? I don't think so.02:11:07
I have gunlets.02:11:09
But man, it's hell out there, absolute hell.02:11:16
That I manage to extricate myself from the labyrinth.02:11:21
Perfect. And now, I'm going to be here,02:11:22
if possible.02:11:24
OK.02:11:27
Hot stuff.02:11:29
OK. Not bad, huh?02:11:32
What I did there isn't too bad. No, it's not over at02:11:33
all.02:11:36
OK,02:11:39
we need to go as far as removing the water.02:11:41
OK, so there's a piece of crappy furniture02:11:42
underneath there. Oh, okay. I'm02:11:45
calm. I'm calm.02:11:48
What scares me is her down there.02:11:49
She's going to beat the crap out of you.02:11:55
I mean touchable. It seems to me that she turns around02:11:56
afterwards. No, it seems to me, and02:11:57
I'm not talking nonsense. Don't come here.02:12:03
Oh [ __ ]! And just one jump, just one02:12:06
jump. Yes.02:12:10
Let's go. Damn! Oh, that was quick.02:12:14
That's great.02:12:21
I'm going to take the fire all the way to the top and02:12:22
then I think we'll go down to02:12:23
do the track in bed.02:12:27
Oh [ __ ]!02:12:37
[music]02:12:43
I'm just taking the site, thanks02:12:44
guys. I'll just take the site, by the way.02:12:46
Perfect.02:12:47
OK, now we're going to pee while reading that everything is02:12:49
waxed down there. So what do we have here02:12:51
? Do you believe that?02:12:53
A normal rider. What is this02:12:55
? Oh [ __ ]! But is that also a02:12:58
convergence mob? No, they02:12:59
really did steal a ton of mobs from02:13:01
Convergence. That's funny. Ah yes, Gard02:13:03
Gard convergence.02:13:07
TX is dead. Wouldn't that make 5102:13:09
? A little bit on top of that, not all02:13:11
bosses need to be difficult. Well, we're going to go see02:13:12
Gus. I'm hiding something, it's02:13:13
too easy. Yeah, well listen, it's02:13:15
not to complain, I suffered quite a bit02:13:17
before, thanks a lot,02:13:21
first you think no really. There was something02:13:32
strange going on with the witches.02:13:34
Oh, he's beating. Damn,02:13:43
I can upgrade my weapon for real already.02:13:44
Oh, dead flower. Damn, wait. Do you02:13:46
think I should go and exchange it?02:13:49
I'm afraid of the miraculous f now02:13:50
since I was quite the troll at that02:13:52
level. Does the02:13:53
miraculous spell actually work, or is this just a new troll02:13:54
? Ah, it worked. OK, very good.02:13:56
Attention. So what do you02:13:58
think we have instead of mine? I see a02:14:00
bear.02:14:06
OK, that's fine now. Fa is phase one.02:14:10
Phase one. OK. You have to02:14:20
come and fight, sir, you have to02:14:21
come and fight for a while02:14:22
.02:14:27
12 boss the cat 12 we see Gus we're getting02:14:30
to the end the cat we're getting to the end he saw me02:14:32
this time we don't know why02:14:43
I can play02:14:58
So, how did I get through? Can02:14:59
someone explain this to me? That's it, I'm finally having02:15:01
a bit of luck on the roads here. That's still nice to hear02:15:02
.02:15:06
Uh,02:15:13
smash his face in there.02:15:16
I find the original time the cat. Does02:15:18
anyone know where he is or not?02:15:21
No, but there are actually too many. There are too many02:15:22
. There are too many. Unless it's something02:15:24
hidden. I don't know, but02:15:27
you see, I can't. That's impossible.02:15:30
That's impossible.02:15:33
Wait, we'll find it, we'll find the02:15:34
real one. We will find the truth.02:15:42
There's a trick. Are you sure there's02:15:43
a trick? No.02:15:52
Position the nape of the neck. Oh oh! Is anyone02:15:54
there? No.02:15:56
Oh, and you're The Rumbling again?02:16:04
Geniuses are truly [ __ ] geniuses02:16:06
. I can't take this side anymore, I can't take it anymore02:16:08
.02:16:13
What kind of boss do we have here?02:16:20
I didn't even see you. Come on, let's go. Do02:16:37
we like these fights? No.02:16:40
Oh, tell me you only have one potion02:16:42
though. No potion. OK, nice.02:16:45
And one more, ladies and gentlemen. And02:16:47
one more. Oh yes! Oh yes! Yes.02:16:50
So, what's that over there? Rchaza is02:16:54
the best NPC in the game. There's no one02:16:55
better.02:17:00
The [ __ ]? Oh, that scared me so much. He02:17:02
fell next to me.02:17:06
We can see the end of the nightmare, that's a02:17:07
relief. Oh, I'll have to do Midra02:17:09
the cat,02:17:10
it can be very scary.02:17:16
Let's go. 55 we try Midra.02:17:19
We have to go, we have to go. We're going to02:17:20
see Midra.02:17:27
Actually, the most well-known one. Damn, turning on02:17:28
the lamp takes away from my life. As02:17:34
you know, there are no more deaths until the end of the challenge. OK, nice.02:17:38
Nice. I have to do Midra and Jor.02:17:59
No problem. No. No worries, it's02:18:04
funny.02:18:08
Much more life than much more02:18:09
life. A02:18:16
bearable fight. I don't02:18:23
think we'll be first strike. That's02:18:25
better. I'm starting with Godric, or God the02:18:26
Cold, you think? And the least02:18:27
tankquille, I have the impression that it02:18:28
was Godric but I don't know if02:18:29
you agree. Might as well start with02:18:30
a god. Let's get back to the game, Jackal God02:18:34
takes a lot more damage, huh?02:18:38
OK, I'll do that before.02:18:42
Well, I shouldn't have died on that, I02:18:44
really played it smart.02:18:48
The big head shot02:18:55
increases the weapons I already02:18:56
need. So we have Aadon and Katana.02:19:00
OK. And the katana for Bale and the dragon. I'm02:19:02
already doing more damage here. Ah, well, we'll02:19:04
change it then. Yeah, it's less heavy02:19:05
to carry. It's faster. Let's go and02:19:07
give the dead flowers. Oh oh, I02:19:10
want to do it.02:19:14
He's really a jerk, isn't he?02:19:19
Why am I taking so little damage?02:19:20
What the [ __ ]? That's02:19:27
really stinky Radan. His02:19:29
name is literally Radan the02:19:30
Stinky. We'll do it too, then, right?02:19:31
I would have known we could farm02:19:33
here from the start, damn it. No, but seriously,02:19:35
those guys were geniuses, weren't they?02:19:36
Al, what does that tell us?02:19:41
OK. Ah, that could provide some useful information.02:19:43
I imagine that if I collect more,02:19:44
I'll give them away. Where were we02:19:45
? Ah yes, uh, we're going to go see Midra.02:19:47
Wait, guys, they've removed02:19:48
the tombstones. But how do I02:19:49
get down? How do I get down?02:19:52
I took it. What's with02:20:00
this stupid skip? He was indeed02:20:01
my skipper. No, he hasn't02:20:02
removed the tombstones again yet02:20:03
.02:20:05
Guys, I don't know how to get down. There is02:20:06
no other way, Midra. Oh [ __ ], right across the street02:20:08
. That's it, right there in front. Ping02:20:10
ping ping ping ping. Do you want me to try02:20:11
the skip or do you want the fly village,02:20:13
it's 11000 runes. We don't care. No.02:20:28
You know, I don't think I've ever been down there, like once or twice or anything02:20:30
.02:20:41
Honestly, haven't I suffered enough already?02:20:48
It's there.02:20:51
in the top 5 worst. He scored a02:20:52
strike. I completely lost it. It was02:20:53
quiet. No, the passage is super quiet02:20:55
there. No, then there is the02:20:56
catacomba. Careful now, I'm already more02:20:57
scared. That is the light. No. Yeah, the02:21:00
light itself. No, no02:21:06
idea, I don't remember at02:21:07
all where the lights are. He hasn't02:21:08
been too bad, actually, so far02:21:09
. He followed me. Really.02:21:18
What to do on lipo I do the same02:21:19
thing as what I do with02:21:29
ok02:21:31
it went well I don't know ask02:21:35
inquisitor02:21:38
we have life they have life [ __ ]02:21:40
OK.02:21:45
Oh, that's stupid.02:21:51
This weapon is exceptional.02:22:01
There wasn't just a minor accident02:22:02
there. It's so strange that they're being nice02:22:04
there.02:22:06
Oh damn, I'm really struggling.02:22:40
Three,02:22:44
no,02:22:52
what? [laughs] That's funny. It was super02:22:54
fun. There you have it, an untouchable.02:22:57
I'm surprised there's an untouchable element, considering it's02:22:58
their home base,02:22:59
but there's no way to skip it on02:23:01
horseback.02:23:07
skip there will be less than 1000 deaths the02:23:08
cat there will never be 1000 deaths I02:23:10
will never make 1000 deaths02:23:16
speaking of zone this is perhaps02:23:17
the complicated zone huh okay02:23:32
I understand.02:23:37
OK, we're making slow but steady progress02:23:40
. Okay, so what are we going to get instead02:23:41
of Midra?02:23:46
That's the hand that one-shots that. Why is there02:23:48
a squirrel on the...02:23:58
I hope the boss in front of him is02:23:59
n't too tough.02:24:13
Okay, I need to be careful. So, there's02:24:14
always that hand wandering around there02:24:15
. The hand that one-shots.02:24:25
The hand, it's a pain in the ass. This is02:24:26
R Prime the cat. This is Rick Prime.02:24:28
Rick Prime is here.02:24:34
Break your hand, you [ __ ] [ __ ]. Get lost.02:24:38
No, the hand, the hand, the hand, the hand.02:24:42
Oh no no no no no.02:24:52
Oh [ __ ], there's a hand next to it.02:24:54
Otherwise, it's the end of the fight.02:24:59
Damn, I did it with the cat. I have02:25:01
terrassed. Rick has 410,000 runes. Oh [ __ ]02:25:05
hell. Generic Ricno the cat. OK,02:25:08
so to get through there, fire resistance,02:25:11
lightning resistance, a unique bow that took hold,02:25:13
huh. Come on, can we manage to get02:25:14
down?02:25:18
Damn,02:25:22
no.02:25:25
Oh no!02:25:28
Oh guys, I can't take it anymore.02:25:33
Let me put the game down. Damn, that's not what's02:25:36
going to kill me the most today.02:25:54
OK, first phase completed. Romain,02:25:57
what did I see?02:26:02
Oh, there are crayfish everywhere. No no no no.02:26:16
Oh my goodness.02:26:30
The jump is impossible there.02:26:37
Oh my god, the cat. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel. We can02:26:39
see the end in sight. So what02:26:40
has prepared us for this place?02:26:44
That's the plan. Yes, yes, well, yes,02:26:45
now that you mention it. I am indeed an idiot02:26:46
. OK. Go fresh.02:27:10
Yeah.02:27:34
Yeah, he was pretty angry there02:27:35
. No.02:27:46
What the [ __ ]?02:27:48
What the [ __ ]?02:27:53
Clearly a steroid.02:28:20
Wow! It's a bit hot, though.02:28:47
Damn, we might see the end of this. That's it,02:28:49
60 bosses, we're starting to get the hang of it.02:29:15
Ah.02:29:31
OK, never mind about the item. We passed,02:29:34
we passed the cat, we passed. I'm02:29:36
very scared about what's going to happen next, though.02:29:48
Oh my god,02:29:59
where am I? Are we going where I am?02:30:02
Where the hell am I? I'm out of potion.02:30:06
Is there a passage I'm02:30:07
accidentally missing?02:30:10
I want to end this here. I want it to be02:30:11
over. Let me finish this.02:30:16
We see something by seeing it, and perhaps that will02:30:18
already be better. No.02:30:31
Yes.02:30:33
Four bosses, damn it. Four bosses.02:30:34
Romina, Radan, Romina, Radan, Bale and the02:30:37
lion of Malmort.02:30:40
Oh, what an [ __ ]! There is malmui yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes02:30:57
.02:31:00
Oh [ __ ] hell! We're getting there! We're02:31:02
getting there! What do we have here? The end02:31:04
is near but it is far, far away and02:31:05
near at the same time, the end.02:31:09
But he's still a [ __ ]02:31:10
guard boss. It's a pain in02:31:13
the ass.02:31:18
Supersame.02:31:29
No.02:31:31
What could he have put on the lion02:31:32
of Malmort? There's the B to do after that,02:31:35
we remember it wasn't obvious.02:31:40
Uh, what's02:31:46
that crap over there?02:31:48
Not a mallet, that. But it's Radagon,02:31:50
it's not a small case. What do you mean by double02:31:51
malique? Hot.02:31:59
OK,02:32:08
OK,02:32:12
the second briefcase doesn't look like02:32:13
three briefcases. OK.02:32:35
What?02:32:42
I don't take hits, it's still funny though02:32:43
.02:32:48
Honestly, I don't know where he came from in front of02:32:51
ladies and gentlemen. 6202:32:54
is official, 60 is boss. Oh dear, only02:32:59
two more. There's no way around it, that's for02:33:00
sure. Was the ba was there I02:33:02
think. No, we're going to see the Bale, but in02:33:03
my opinion, even with the extra levels,02:33:05
it's going to be tough, I think. Here it is. Here it is,02:33:07
ladies and gentlemen. The one that's02:33:09
really scary. Do I02:33:10
always get one-shotted or not?02:33:13
I swear, I drove.02:33:17
But guys, there's a trick, it's02:33:18
impossible. There's a trick to this02:33:19
boss.02:33:22
Why am I getting less damage than before?02:33:25
I'll do it without damage. That's really it,02:33:27
that's the truth.02:33:31
But guys, I don't really see how I do it02:33:32
.02:33:34
Damn, what could it be?02:33:35
But there's something that gives a02:33:36
clue, a clue or not? Is there anything02:33:38
that gives a clue? Because right now02:33:39
, I have absolutely no idea. So I need to02:33:40
reduce my endurance and strength. Oh02:33:42
no, my strength is my HP. My strength02:33:43
is my PV (power rating). Yes, indeed. Weak vigor and02:33:44
weak blessing. Prefer02:33:51
a sacred talisman. Go ahead, tell me,02:33:53
Soli. Yeah, I mean, I never would have been able to02:33:54
find it in real life. He is unkillable;02:33:55
only one person has ever killed him. It was02:33:57
made so that it wouldn't be beaten, in fact.02:33:58
And so, that means it ends at02:33:59
164. We don't care about Bale.02:34:05
Wait, what the hell is going on02:34:06
? It's02:34:09
well done to make02:34:12
what's happening there as harsh as possible. So that means we don't care02:34:13
about doing it then.02:34:22
Good because it's Malia02:34:27
Mik theoid nexus mod on malenia02:34:31
overalls. Malenia we haven't seen Malenia02:34:35
Malenia yet. But I thought we hadn't seen02:34:36
Malenia. How is that in malenia mode?02:34:39
Hmm,02:34:46
but who?02:34:49
Well, I never would have believed it, would I?02:34:58
You're going to hit her.02:35:01
OK, I'm causing a lot of damage. What the02:35:02
[ __ ]?02:35:15
Where are you?02:35:19
That's okay, that will help a little bit02:35:21
anyway. That will help a little bit, I'm02:35:22
not going to lie.02:35:31
Damn, to react quickly, for [ __ ] sake. Oh02:35:34
man.02:35:37
I can't play.02:35:39
But damn,02:35:44
it's really going well. No, that's02:35:48
not bad. Actually, we02:35:49
might see a first phase of02:35:55
Bon, actually, we almost saw a P202:35:56
already, I'm happy. But really, it's02:35:57
easy, isn't it?02:36:06
Ah good ?02:36:08
Oh, the speed!02:36:14
OK.02:36:28
So OK, that means wait, that02:36:30
means it's only phase one, that's the02:36:32
cat because there hasn't been a cutscene yet. So if there's02:36:34
another boss after that, it's02:36:38
something like waterfall02:36:42
[laughs]02:36:45
started waterf02:36:48
if there's a second mal behind I'm going to lose it02:36:49
really.02:36:57
I'm supposed to have time to react.02:36:58
Idiot!02:37:02
What's behind it? What's02:37:03
behind it? What's behind it? If it02:37:04
's another malinia, then go [ __ ] yourself02:37:05
. This is dev malia. OK, it's02:37:07
two malign you the cat.02:37:10
OK, actually, so the advantage of the cat is that at02:37:12
least we'll learn02:37:13
the patterns well. It's the same02:37:15
boss twice. That's a great advantage, isn't it?02:37:18
Oh my god! But let me breathe.02:37:28
Next, everything is going well there. It's going to02:37:56
be hot.02:38:01
Oh damn, she came so fast02:38:14
in the potion. Damn, I should have finished it.02:38:27
That's crazy, man.02:38:33
Oh no!02:38:38
And please! No ! Holy [ __ ]02:38:47
, this is insane! Oh, the02:38:50
double waterfall, that's really, uh,02:38:59
stop, stop.02:39:09
How many waterfalls did I take in a row02:39:10
there? I took three waterfalls in a row.02:39:22
Ah, I had seen that one.02:39:28
A new waterfall followed by a02:39:29
waterfall we already knew.02:39:35
That touched me.02:40:00
But the boss is really great, there's02:40:01
no problem with the boss, don't02:40:02
worry. You know what? I'm going to02:40:03
try to provoke her. And Malenia, your02:40:04
sword isn't even pretty, and your02:40:06
brother is an [ __ ], and you have a02:40:07
family of inbreds. And I have the02:40:09
wrong weapon. Yeah, you're doing the02:40:10
waterfall but I'm dodging everything.02:40:11
Look at that, dodging everything. It doesn't work at02:40:14
all. And what about the Modou?02:40:16
Maybe, huh. Ah, you have so many02:40:17
charms, Malinia, it's incredible.02:40:19
I love what's rotten inside you. Your02:40:21
arm, your legs, all of that, it's02:40:22
sexy. There you go.02:40:26
Never seen anyone wield a sword as well as02:40:27
you. Seriously, this is madness.02:40:32
Leave me alone. Holy [ __ ], what just happened is insane02:40:34
.02:40:36
Malenia, this song is for you. Where02:40:38
are your little shoes? You had put them away,02:40:42
though. You had put them at the back02:40:45
of the cupboard or perhaps at the back of02:40:48
the wardrobe. You don't remember anymore.02:40:54
It doesn't work.02:40:59
But [ __ ] hell! Aren't we getting02:41:01
serious here?02:41:07
Zero potions, still a dream.02:41:15
Not far, it's not far. It's not02:41:16
far. It's not far. But what the hell02:41:17
is this stupid boss? What the02:41:19
hell is going on? I try, I try,02:41:22
I try, I try. Illegal, that's02:41:24
illegal.02:41:28
No, but twice in a row. No, but02:41:30
twice I'm the one who coded the boss. I'm02:41:32
going to make sure she can perform02:41:33
attacks. No, but dude, dodging02:41:35
a Waterfall is already tough, but dodging two guys02:41:38
is like02:41:41
126 crabs. I would have finished before the 12602:41:43
crabs anyway. Damn, she'll be02:41:45
dead before I've eaten 126 crabs.02:41:58
I'll pass the weapon on until tomorrow. I gave it02:41:59
a little whack. I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore02:42:01
. I02:42:02
think I'm going to stop.02:42:06
Let's say less than 1000 deaths. Mo 100002:42:07
dead. Go02:42:09
1000 1000 and soon 48 hours on acid.02:42:11
After that, it's to prolong the pleasure. Don't worry.02:42:17
Oh [ __ ], it's not far.02:42:19
The cat's not far. It's not far. It's not02:42:20
far. Can02:42:22
you feel it coming or not? Can02:42:24
you feel it coming? No.02:42:34
Not far. Not far off. Not at all.02:42:38
I feel we're very close and that02:42:39
it could work out.02:42:51
Tell me it's over.02:43:00
Ah, I'm trembling. I can't take it anymore. Oh,02:43:01
[ __ ] hell. I don't even have02:43:04
the strength to scream anymore. Normally, I shout02:43:05
at the end of challenges, but02:43:06
damn, it's done. It's done. [laughs]02:43:08
the nightmed after 49h02:43:13
49 the cat and I am the I am the 10th in the02:43:17
world to achieve it. No, but I've02:43:19
never faced a boss this hard in my life, you know02:43:20
. It was truly the02:43:22
toughest fight of my life. The night is over.02:43:26
But damn, I'm going to find it again, I'm going to go back02:43:27
to a normal Malenia02:43:28
and I'm going to say to myself, "What the hell is this02:43:30
shitty boss?" I'm exhausted. That was02:43:32
definitely the most hardcore fight I've ever had02:43:34
. This malenia was horrible.02:43:37
I've never experienced that with a boss,02:43:38
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